Thursday, 5 February 2009
Romeo and Romeo
February 2, 2009
Is Grey Goose George Clooney? Love you, love your column!
Dear Goose Goss:
Toothy wishes. Really, I think he does.
Did you watch Prayers for Bobby? I thought it was a wonderful movie with a powerful message, and it's great that Lifetime airs it, as it'll reach the people who need to see it the most. Sigourney Weaver was amazing, and I love Austin Nichols. It's nice to see you talking about him lately, and I hope you talk about him more. He is talented and dreamy.
Dear Fantasy Land:
Wow-friggin'-woo, is Nichols ever taking part in risqué subject matter lately, this is so intriguing. New, daring leaf?
Is Baby Tile old enough to talk? Should Toothy Tile be worried about what he might say to people?
Dear Tattle Tooth:
Yes, very. Consider it a Daddy Fearest in the making.
Just to start setting a Valentine's Day mood, I'd like to ask you, what is, in your opinion, the greatest love story in today's Hollywood? Is it Toothy Tile and Gray Goose's endless, complex, beautiful and ever-forgiving love story?
Dear Unrequited Love:
Are you kidding? Toothy's tale is more like Hom-e-o and Juliet—there's nothing great about it. Expect an equally bitter and potentially tragic ending, too. At this point, I'd go with Ellen and Portia.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
Photo by Howard Roffman
Posted by Jackie at 04:07