Saturday 7 March 2015

Reality vs. Fan fiction 3


Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet

* Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · April 20
We sleep like an old married couple. https://instagram.com/p/1ugDaXF3zF


* April 13, Chloe Bennet & Austin Nichols take selfies with fans at After Party for 'Avengers: Age of Ultron', LA http://youtu.be/L9F2ETK0k3E?a


* April 13, on their way to 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' premiere https://instagram.com/p/1b8aCZl36R


* April 11, Chloe's early birthday party https://instagram.com/p/1W9p7Xi8EN


* Easter in Austin, TX

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · April 4
When you wake up and find your boyfriend doing this...I think he's ready for battle. https://instagram.com/p/1DwsmBl37L

When you wake up and find your boyfriend doing this...I think he's ready for battle.

A video posted by Chloe Bennet (@chloebennet4) on



* Chloe Bennet: How do I ever even leave the bed? https://instagram.com/p/03izk_l38G


* March 24, 2015 in Los Angeles
* Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4: https://instagram.com/p/0nhtDkl33R


* Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4: My man and our lazy poodle. https://instagram.com/p/0ngFb_l3z7


* Meanwhile in New York City, Mexico and Los Angeles ...

March 15 - final 'Constellations' performance #Broadway
March 16 - Jake and Marcus Mumford in New York City
March 17 - Jake with Marcus Mumford & Carey Mulligan in NYC
March 22 - Jake and Ruth sighting in Tulum, Mexico
March 24 - Jake sighting in Tulum, Mexico + tweet about location

March 24 - another Jake sighting in Tulum, Mexico + photo


April 1 - Jake in NYC, photo 1 + photo 2

April 4 - Jake in Los Angeles (details in comments)



April 5 - Jake spending Easter in Los Angeles (details in comments)


Waiting for Toothy reminder

* Toothy Tile, Grey Goose and Baby Tile eight years ago:

March 16, 2007

Stork Stirrings

Since it's Blind Friday, thought I'd also give you the latest on Toothy Tile. Hear he's not really planning on adopting a kiddo, as I previously broke a few weeks ago. Nope. I was—gasp!—wrong.

Turns out T2, so blab our mutual amigos, plans on swirling up his love juice, right alongside his boyfriend's procreating protein, ya know, putting it in some kinda beaker or toaster, or something, and mixing it around with a donor's eggs, then putting the results into yet another donor to carry the resulting embryo.

The plan is, Boyfriend Tile will then, legally (and far, far away from pokin' press types like yours truly) be listed as papa—when, in fact, our beloved Tooth just may be the correct daddio.

Ted Casablanca


* Toothy Tile and Grey Goose eight years later:





Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet

* Family photo, date unknown https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1052595654756726



* AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · March 8
Watch AMC tonight! A little show called The Walking Dead. https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/574770364393385984

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · March 8
Btw... If you turn on The Walking Dead you might see some handsome man named @AUS10NICHOLS
https://twitter.com/ChloeBennet4/status/574770994117660672


* AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · March 5
Who's behind the pepper? http://www.whosay.com/l/mIMaeTa



* Father's Day, June 15, 2014, Chloe and Austin filming "Nostradamus" in Amboy, California https://instagram.com/p/pSWEqll3zi



Chloe https://instagram.com/p/pRhfrEF37U



"Nostradamus" location https://instagram.com/p/pRYP4Pl31v