Wednesday, 11 February 2009

Beard or Bust!


If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.
- Ogden Nash

I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a beard before I got busted.
- Charles Manson

If the beard were all, goats could preach.
- Danish proverb

You can't grow a beard if you shave.
- Bob Blue

NO! Not the beard!
- Lord of The Rings

In Hollywood, you can keep a mistress, or a boyfriend, maybe both. You can go gay, bi, or pan-sexual. Just don't tell anybody, and don't get caught.
- Rock Hudson

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Jackie said...

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DD said...

You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

repostig said...

ianundercover.com
Don’t Miss Tonight’s Online TV Show In Which We’ll Discuss Toothy And The Latest Breaking Stories


In case you didn't watch TT discussion ...

Ian-Halperin-2009-02-10.mp3
Ian-Halperin-2009-02-10-part-2.mp3

reposting summary said...

Here’s the summary of Ian Halperin’s show. He answered questions:

- Where is the proof? He said his sources are “very strong” just like Ted’s.

- He said he got the story of Toothy Tile through a friend of his in LA. An actress friend originally contacted him about that. He thinks Ted did a fantastic job with the blind item over the years but Ian thought it was time to reveal everything about Toothy. He’ll have a couple more posts about Toothy in the next coming days. He is going to give the conclusive proof that everyone is looking for. He knows that some people are sceptical, a lot are supportive of Toothy, but Ian thought it was time to out Jake. It’s been so long and he got away all these years hiding behind this blind item. He then said the same as his outing ethics post, about kids having heroes to look up to.

- About Toothy and Austin: Ian said that yes, a lot of people say that Toothy and Austin are definitely an item.

- Is Ted done with the Toothy blind item? Ian said That is up to Ted. He’d be very surprise if Ted does more, but Ted is a master of reinventing things so it’s possible.

- What does Toothy Tile mean? Jake’s teeth look like tiles when he smiles. His smile is distinctive.

- Is Ted ticked off? Ian says Ted is a class act and he thinks that he is not ticked off but relieved that the story finally came out. He’d be very surprised if Ted was still angry. He said Ted is the best, the king of the bloggers, long before Perez Hilton, Dlisted and Page Six.

- Did Ted pass the Toothy legend on to Ian? He says he won’t tell about that. Ted is a class act and if he wants to reveal it, is up to him. Whatever Ted told Ian in the past or emailed him, is between Ted and Ian. He’ll never betray Ted’s confidence.

- Does Reese know that Jake is Toothy? Absolutely she does. 100%. Ian has friends who are friends with Reese and she heard all the Toothy rumors. Jake knows too. Jake actually jokes about them quite a bit.

- Is Jake bisexual or gay? There were at least 2 women in his investigation who admitted they had sexual relations with Jake. One of them said he was not the best lover but that she did confirm they had sexual relations. Another one said they had hot sex. Ian hasn’t revealed her yet because he is trying to corroborate all her evidence. A third woman he interviewed (the first one he posted as “Penny”) said they barely kissed and they never even touched. So it’s difficult to know what really went down with this guy. But Jake definitely had sexual relations with men. He seems to prefer men by all accounts. Ian has tracked down another male who he’ll probably interview this week and will reveal the transcript of the interview on the blog. He is trying to get more corroboration and evidence from him. Ian said this is very delicate stuff. You just can’t make wild accusations against people and just out people. He said he does a lot of research. He has a team who helps him. He thanked his team for doing over time this week trying to get to the bottom of this. They are on a mission because they feel that every celebrity and athlete has to come out and be role models.

- About giving names: He is going to give names as this story progresses. He wants to have more people on board, create more awareness and bring it out into the open properly. He said he worked 25 years in this business.

- Has he heard from lawyers? What’s the legal status of his claims? He said he can back up everything he says. He’s been through this many times before. He is very familiar with the US libel law. He’ll spend every dime he has to defend himself from anyone who pursues him.

- Is there a Baby Tile? Ian is going to talk next week about baby tile.

- About the accusations that he can’t be taken seriously and he just stole Toothy from Ted and has no proof: Ian respects Ted and says he is great. He said that everybody is entitled to an opinion. His sources are credible and they stand by their stories. He interviewed dozens of people in this case. He only printed a couple so far. They do things with diligence and they don’t print things randomly, and to stay tune for more.

- What about Reese? Ian thinks it is a pre arranged relationship and there is nothing much to it. He thinks they both have other people on the side. A lot of people close to them have express doubts.

- What is in it for Reese? She does need the publicity of a relationship with Jake. Reese and Ryan had a turbulent relationship. Something happened there and he thinks Jake and Reese were just together and right for each other at the right time. That is exactly what happened and that is all there is too it.


Other topics he talked about:

- Oprah. He and his staff worked for 15 months on this story and they have conclusive confirmation.

- Chris Brown, if his career is toast.

- Country music, Kenny Chesney being in the closet

- Gay athletes, Alex Rodriguez is bi.

- Brad pitt is bi. Brangelina have an open relationship.

- Rappers, he recommended the book about gay rappers.

- Justin Timberlake and Leo Di Caprio, he said he can’t reveal anything yet and to stay tune. He is still working on these stories.

- Tom Cruise is gay. His marriages are arranged. Katie wants out but Scientology has her secrets.

- Jennifer Aniston. Ian is convinced the relationship with John Meyer is a charade and he wonders about both of them. There are lots of rumors about John Meyer in Hollywood.

Anonymous said...

Um, how can you be a "Babbler" if you believe that Jake is bi?

Option b. You keep repeating "you people need Jake to be gay", claim that Reeke is real therefore Jake doesn't lie nor pretend. Win-win.

Uh Excuse Me? said...

You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

I hate that quote. Sure it's from Donnie Darko and you might think it's ok to repeat it because Jake's character said it in a movie. But it's demeaning to females, as if they are not worth being on this earth because they "only" have female parts not male parts that some of you glorify. That type of viewpoint is exactly how some middle eastern religions and political regimes treat their women - worthless and disposable - and I think that quote needs to be retired, especially from this site where most of us are fighting for sexual identity and equal LGBT rights for everyone, regardless of their gender. Thank you for your consideration.

DD said...

Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

Anonymous said...

But it's demeaning to females, as if they are not worth being on this earth because they "only" have female parts...

Donnie is talkig about asexual and dickless male Smurfs.

Wake Up, Donnie said...

February 10, 2009

Donnie Darko Hits Blu-Ray Today!

Probably one of my favorite films of the last decade is a small, indie film which became a cult hit. That film, which you can probably guess from the title of this post, is Donnie Darko. Darko came out of nowhere when it had a limited release in 2001, and didn't really go anywhere. The movie grossed less than a million dollars upon release, not even a quarter of its budget. Luckily the movie became an instant cult classic and gained in popularity enough to warrant the studio giving director Richard Kelly more money to finish the film he originally set out to make. In 2004 this version was released at The Director's Cut. And today both versions of the film are coming to the world in High Definition thanks to Blu-Ray.
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Blu-Ray Donnie Darko

Anonymous said...

I always thot the TT name was from doin it doggy style face down on a floor and his teeth scratching the floor tiles.

*trying not to visualise*

Did you ask Ted?

Anonymous said...

Your minds are in the gutter! :)

Anonymous said...

Pardon us while we let yours float by!

Anonymous said...

DL gossip:

"Had dinner with someone who is very high up at one of the major media companies.

Said Tom Cruise is gay, that he had a contract with Nicole where she got five pictures out of the deal among other things. I guess none of that is shocking or surprising to anyone here.

Said that Katie's contract did not promise any films to her. He simply wanted her to have a child and I think he said she is getting paid handsomely for the arrangement.

He didn't know if Suri is Tom's child.

I asked him what the incentive was for katie in that arrangement. He said, well she was a mediocre TV actress, so it was a step up for her (in terms of fame). I disagreed, saying she was starting to get offered some roles after that little indie film she did.

He kind of changed the subject after that. Just thought I would share - it seemed to be a credible source."

Anonymous said...

Looks like Ian's big TV revalations was more hot air. If he has investigated the TT story so extensively, where is his solid proof? Sounds to me like Ted has tired of TT and is either given his blessing to pass it on or wants Ian to kill it for him. Either way, Ted looks like the good guy for not outing TT and Ian will go the way of JJ if he doesn't produce some actual proof. Ian so far has just repeated everything Ted has said about TT and Reeke.

Anonymous said...

Why would Ted want to quit TT?

Why would Ted need Ian to quit TT?

Anonymous said...

For years everyone knows TT is Jake.
Ted stopping gossiping about TT or Jake makes no sense - gossip is Ted's job.

Anonymous said...

Eww BI (You Have Been Warned)

You certainly know both of the actors involved in this. The two actors at this point were both C list. They had already descended from their highest levels (B+ with A list name recognition) and were now staring at their own mediocrity and failed careers. On this movie though they were stars and filming outside the US and in the middle of nowhere. Well, with nothing to do at night, the two were doing non-stop drugs day and night. Well, one night they woke up the animal wrangler for the movie and paid him a significant amount of money to bring them a sheep. I don't need to go into details, but it is fair to say they both took a turn.

ent lawyer

Anonymous said...

From DL:
Lets help Kate with her Oscar speech
My boobs, my God, my children, where was I, oh Sam... Sam, thank you so much, oh wait, it's Stephen, so sorry ... shit, Stephen thank you so much, fuck, I messed it up already ... David Kross my love, no wait, that sounds creepy, Leo, my love, shit, wrong movie ... dammit Kate, get it together ... Harvey Weinstein thank you, fat fuck, everyone in Germany, the animals too ... Lena, Raiffe, my parents, Meryl, the other ladies, which category is this? who are they? Anthony, of course, wait, who is the other one who died? Fuck it. Thank you all.

:)

Anonymous said...

LOL, gays and Kate are great!

Anonymous said...

He worked 15 month on the Oprah-Story ? I think most of us here could have written this in 1 hour. Nothing new, just the DL-Gossip.

Anonymous said...

It seems thast every other week the supermarket rags outs Winfrey and it took him 15 months? What was he investigating???

I notice he found another woman that had sex with Jake, this time the sex was "hot". And another man who he says he will interview and post the transcript.

Unless all of these people are naemed and there is a timefram with pics, e-mails, etc. it's all BS,I can post the same.

He can't keep claiming all of these people sre in the industry and they can't use their real names.

You would think he would have all the proof/corrbaration before he posts. Not only is the TT rehashed but the Winfrey, Tom stuff is as well. I'm curious what he has on Leo snd Justin.

It'a all vague "some people say", "I thinks", that's not investigating, that's repeating gossip.

Even the Will Smith stuf was based on a book that a madam was writing, he didn't investigate anything.

He's draging it out for traffick, watched his video and it was really bad.

Anonymous said...

Come on, someone must know who's the man with Jake :)

2004, Nov 5 - Jake and some man leaving a movie theatre in LA

Anonymous said...

It's the mogul that Ian was talking about of course, the pic is dated 2004! And the chick in the pic is the one that had hot sex with TT, not to be confused with the HW actress that had weird sex with TT or the HW actress that had no sex with TT.

Finally Ian has proff, somebody send him the link to the IHJ gallery, LOL!!

Anonymous said...

9:50 AM

A simple "I have no idea who's the man but Jake sure like him!" would be sufficient.

Anonymous said...

I like the chick in the picture!

Anonymous said...

Concentrate! Forget the chick and focus. Who's the guy?

Anonymous said...

Maybe someone should post the photo on FCC or DL and see if anyone recognizes him.

Anonymous said...

Good idea. Any volunteers?

uploaded to tinypic - Jake and Mr X, Nov 2004

not the same as Ted said...

The parking valet who claimed he caught Jake kissing an older guy was always a story I dismissed-------maybe there was something to it??

It was not a Ted story.

Anonymous said...

The man he's with in the Nov pic looks familiar and not because I've probably seen the picture before.

What you'd have to do is find out which agency the pic came from and if he's important enough his name would be listed.

Anonymous said...

It wasn't a story, it was posted on a thread on Towerlaod about Jake in 2006. It was posted by a woman and it was second hand, she didn't see it, it was told to her. She said it supposedly happened 2 years ago, that would make it 2004.

The gossip about Jake is always 2nd or 3rd hand like other gossip about actors, has anyone actually gone on record with a name and actual date? Even in Tom's case the guy at least went to the rags with his story and had evidence but of course Tommy took care of him!

If there is no fear from Tommy boy, then I can't imagine any fear from Jake's past pals.

OKLAHOMO! said...

The latest "aww!" (gag me) Reese story going 'round the net and Readers Digest is she's a typical mom who embarasses her kids. “I love to sing around the house and in the car, but my daughter hates it.” Okay how many of you wanna bet she and Jake sing show tunes when they're driving to and fro all the coffee shopping photo ops?

Anonymous said...

Jakey, I will never forgive you for the mental suffering caused by crapy PR stories about Reese Annoying Bitch Witherspoon.

Anonymous said...

The parking valet who claimed he caught Jake kissing an older guy was always a story I dismissed

Why?

Anonymous said...

"Jakey, I will never forgive you for the mental suffering caused by crapy PR stories about Reese Annoying Bitch Witherspoon."

I fear I would forgive the little fucker in a New York minute, but somebody's gonna suffer for my on-going anguish and nausea. THERE WILL BE BLOOD!

Anonymous said...

^^ :)

Anonymous said...

IUC Exclusive: Toothy’s Ex Male Lover Opens Up

The Hollywood executive who claims he had a homosexual relationship with “Toothy Tile” today revealed more intimate details to IUC. He said they took trips together, rented a secret pad in the Hollywood Hills where they spent weekends together and even dated the same woman to pretend they were both straight. “We planned everything so noone would find out about us,” he said. “We wanted our privacy and figured the best way to do it was by positioning it properly. Yes, we were deeply in love. We had incredible times together. Problem was that if we came out we’d both never work again. That’s how bad it is in our industry.” Developing…

Update:
The mogul made it clear in an email to me last night under no terms was he afraid to come out. “Almost every studio exec I know is gay,” he said. “In this case I had to do everything to protect his (Toothy) career and well being. Otherwise, it would have been career suicide for him. Everyone in this town knows I’m queer and never in a million years would I try to hide it.”

IUC

Anonymous said...

Jakey, I will never forgive you for the mental suffering caused by crapy PR stories about Reese Annoying Bitch Witherspoon.

^ Is this coming from the "I'm mad at Jake because he did not come out when he was suppose to and he's gay, I just know he's nothing but Gay and Jake likes only men, only men I tell ya, and I hate Jake and Reese together, I just hate them" team?

Anonymous said...

Im sure lil mini-Reese is even more embarrassed by her mom's klepto habits.

"For gosh sakes, Mommie, put it back. . . "

Anonymous said...

No, we're probably just teasing and kidding ourselves. We have a sense of humor about these things. ;)

Anonymous said...

This make no sense. If he is so concerned about protecting Jake, why is he talking now? If he exists, then he is a coward. Since he's going to out Jake, why doesn't he give his name?

And why is he talking to a blogger instead of a magazine or newspaper? Why isn't he going mainstream?

Anonymous said...

12:10 PM

Babbler, why are you here again?
Shouldn't you be somewhere else kissing Chin's ass?

rufus said...

( ... )

The LGBT community might be a lot more visible on TV, but yet no Hollywood actors are out of the closet. Even with Obama’s election there’s been a lot of controversy because the Reverend that Obama chose to bless his inauguration is extremely anti-gay. And I think that Obama did that on purpose because he knows that if gay people kick up some dust it’s probably not going to be noticed by the mainstream media. So it’s a very bizarre situation over there, and I feel that my career has reflected that a lot. The gay world is in such limbo right now and when I go out there I tend to be very specific and vocal and very definitive about what I’m trying to say and they don’t necessarily want to hear that at the moment. It’s like they just want to party. Which I understand too, and respect, but I’ll be here waiting for them to arrive.

You did a performance of Between My Legs with Jake Gyllenhaal. Is there anyone else you would like to sing a duet with?

Well, Obama of course. I don’t think he’d do it, but that would be great. It’s funny, during the inauguration my boyfriend and I were in Washington and we were watching all the balls take place. First we’d see Obama, who we all love, but who had the same line for every event he was at, and would dance with his wife for one minute and then leave. Biden seemed more at ease and more poetic and more the fun guy. So maybe I’ll do Between My Legs with Biden

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/opera/4593008/Rufus-Wainwright-Questions-and-Answers.html

Anonymous said...

Yeah I'd do Joe Biden.

Anonymous said...

Since he's going to out Jake, why doesn't he give his name?

No one is going to out anyone.

Mogul guesses? said...

David Geffen?

Anonymous said...

Geffen doesn't fit the age profile. IUC says gthe mogul is in his mid-40s.

So this would be somebody born around 1964. (Is my math rite?)

not the same as Ted said...

The parking valet who claimed he caught Jake kissing an older guy was always a story I dismissed

Why?


I guess because it wasn't about Toothy and bf which the Ted stories were. I just thought where the hell did this "older guy" come from!?
Now I think it adds veracity to the Toothy tale. Someone other than Ted saw him with someone other than the usual bf.
Isn't that one of the sticks the trolls like to beat Ted with? How come nobody else ever says Jake has been with a guy. Well a valet does.
I know it's "a friend of a friend" but it's like finding another piece of a jigsaw.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget, the mogul claims they were deeply in love. I'd expect this mogul Jake was smitten with to be at least ok looking. David Geffen is eww.

Anonymous said...

In one of the early interviews Jake spoke of having a "crush" on a guy, when he was younger. In the context of - he's never been attracted to men, although he did have a crush on man (implying that this is a normal stage of development which actually it is excepte when it isnt"

Dont ask me which interview, I havent the faintest idea, but someone may. just wondering who that might have been.

Anonymous said...

IUC Exclusive: Toothy Update…

Update: The Hollywood mogul who claims he was lovers with Toothy made it clear in an email to me last night under no terms was he afraid to come out. “Almost every studio exec I know is gay,” he said. “In this case I had to do everything to protect his (Toothy) career and well being. Otherwise, it would have been career suicide for him. Everyone in this town knows I’m queer and never in a million years would I try to hide it.”

Universal Studios pic

Anonymous said...

So it means the moguls from Universal or is Jake just universatile?

Anonymous said...

Mogul is from Universal and Jake is just versatile :)

Anonymous said...

Another clue to Toothy Tile name? Versatile.

Anonymous said...

I don't hate Reese, I think what Jake and her have is more of a showmance than a romance. Jake was much cuter with Austin, but I don't think they are togethr anymore. Jake won't stay with Reese, as I've said, I tink he'll hook up with Michelle eventually. Of course it would be as great if Jake hooked back up with Austin. I'm curious how it all will turn out and if my predictions were true. :)

Anonymous said...

^^That would be nice, but too good to be true. :)

Anonymous said...


Geffen

Geffen was with Dreamworks not Universal.
Variety

Anonymous said...

That would be nice, but too good to be true. :)

We'll see what happens. ;)

Anonymous said...

:)

Anonymous said...

In a bold personal move, Geffen came out publicly as a gay man in 1992, making the announcement at the Los Angeles AIDS Project Commitment to Life dinner. Geffen was later named Man of the Year 1992 by the gay and lesbian news magazine The Advocate.

In one of his most publicized ventures to date, Geffen went on to co-found a new movie studio – DreamWorks SKG – in 1994 with film director Steven Spielberg and former Disney studio head Jeffrey Katzenberg. Distributing films such as “American Beauty” (1999), “Gladiator” (2000), “Shrek” (2001), “Minority Report” (2002) and “Shrek 2” (2004), DreamWorks rose to become one of the top ten movie studios in Hollywood with more than 10 of its films grossing more than $100 million each. Geffen announced, however, in December of 2005, along with fellow business partners Spielberg and Katzenberg, that they had made a deal to sell the studio to Viacom, Paramount Pictures’ parent company. Though DreamWorks Animation Studios remained independent, the deal specified that its films would be distributed worldwide through Paramount. Geffen finalized the deal in February of 2006.
(Variety) Geffen b.1943

Katzenberg?...

Anonymous said...

I tink he'll hook up with Michelle eventually.

^^^^
I hope you are thinking of Michelle Obama, because there is no chance Jake hook up with Heath's ex, and i don't really see why you think he would.
What are you smoking?

Anonymous said...

Michelle? That's a new theory. I don't know what's "nice" about burdening Michelle with a gay husband - it's heartbreak hotel all the way - and a bizarre fanfic if I ever heard one.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Michelle Obama. That makes sense, then. I thought you were talking about Michelle Williams.

Anonymous said...

I hope you are thinking of Michelle Obama, because there is no chance Jake hook up with Heath's ex, and i don't really see why you think he would.
What are you smoking?


lol, ia. What are you smoking, 1:20 PM?

Anonymous said...

Is the poster boy in today's post Osama Bin Laden? It gives me creeps. Could you at least put up instead a picture of Jake with/without beard, please?

Phelps said...

I'M NOT SMOKING ANYTHING!

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jake can hook up with Joe Biden. Joe's hawt.

1:20 said...

Im only thirteen, gimme a break.

Anonymous said...

Well cut the coke snorting, then, or I'll tell yr mom, 1:20

Anonymous said...

Yeah but you're smokin' hot, Mike baby.

Anonymous said...

If Jake hooked up with Michelle (not the first lady), the tabloids and fangirls (including those on DC) would go INSANE, squealing 24/7. Are you kidding? Jake with Michelle, the mother of his goddaughter? Heath's ex? Man, oh man!! If Michelle didn't hate the paps so much, they could generate almost quasi Brangelina coverage (or at least interest). And the DC'ers would be the FIRST to throw Reese off a bus for this pairing.

You know, in many ways, this could work, especially if Jake and Michelle have a slight history (dating) together. But Michelle doesn't seem interested in being an A-list superstar nor is she a fame whore so I don't think she'd appreciate the intense pap scrutiny. But I think this one could work.

Anonymous said...

^^I like MW's quiet, artistic approach to her work, and she seems down-to-earth, not wanting any spotlight.

Anonymous said...

Very funny post Jackie. I love all the beard quotes.

Maybe the HW mogul figures that since Jake now has PoP it wouldn't hurt him to come out, the way it probably would have earlier in his career?

Anonymous said...

FYI, Jake is in New York City (I suspected as much when I saw him leave at LAX). He was sighted in a lower East Side restaurant yesterday or today.

Anonymous said...

1:46 PM you might need to up that dosage.

Bebe Le Tile said...

And what about me? Yeah, me. Moi. C'est le bebe Tile, and Im mad as hell and Im not going to take it anymore.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

Jake in New York City

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

"We skipped across Delancey to Allen & Delancey to get our drink on for 6 bucks. The cocktails had these whimsical names like "The Atlantic Ruin" and "William and Mary" plus they were quite lethal and delicious. About halfway through my drink I notice a guy with a newsboy cap walk in who looks a lot like Jake Gyllenhaal (ever heard of him?). Two seconds later he looks up with and oh, yup it IS him. My mind froze as did my ability to articulate anything but, "Alia. Jake. Gyllenhaal." In college I had a sad, torn little photo of him from Interview above my sorority house desk. We go way back. The rest of the night became a blurry, euphoric memory. And I love this city."

Blog, no pics

Anonymous said...

You know, in many ways, this could work, especially if Jake and Michelle have a slight history (dating) together

^^^^^^

Give MW a break. She already had to deal with a cheating,drug addict boyfriend, you want her to hook up with a gay guy too?

Anonymous said...

1:57, he sleeps with girls and he's domestic (and he'd love Matilda and would probably want more kids), so what? Nobody's perfect. I think they could work but I don't know how Michelle would handle the attraction to men. Maybe after all the stuff with Heath, it wouldn't be so bad.

Anonymous said...

If Jake sleeps with girls it's because he's in the closet.

Anonymous said...

What are you smoking?

I'm not smoking anything. I just think they suit each other.

Anonymous said...

but what about Spike Jonze? He has to sleep with Jake too?

Anonymous said...

o stop it with the jake/michelle fanfic. you sound like a silly 12yo fangirl. aint gonna happen child!

Anonymous said...

She's someone more like I thought he'd hook up with, Reese seems so different from him, but what do I know, just an opinion as an observer, have no idea what they are really like. But it's only "if" thinking - I have no idea what's going on, but am curious about Ian's reports. His attraction to men is sexy tho.

Anonymous said...

"I'm not smoking anything"
I just think they suit each other



ok.What are you injecting in your arm,then?

Anonymous said...

but what about Spike Jonze? He has to sleep with Jake too?

Huh? Please explain.

Spike Jonze (born Adam Spiegel; October 22, 1969) is an American director of music videos and commercials, and an Academy Award-nominated director and producer in film and television, most notably the 1999 film Being John Malkovich and the 2002 film Adaptation.

Anonymous said...

I find the Jake/Michelle fanfic pretty insensitive.

Anonymous said...

but what about Spike Jonze?

I think he's more into Michelle than vice versa. I don't think they'll be a long-term couple.

Anyway, why don't you accept other people's opinions w/o insulting?

bebe le tile said...

I find the J/M pornfic NASTY

Nanny said...

Bebe, I think it's time for your nap.

Anonymous said...

"Anyway, why don't you accept other people's opinions w/o insulting?"

Honey chile this is what we DO here, work on perfecting the art of insult.

Are you a new poster, I think? If not, are you a babbler disguised as a 12-year old? could be!

Anonymous said...

Give MW a break. She already had to deal with a cheating,drug addict boyfriend, you want her to hook up with a gay guy too?

I don't think Heath cheated on her while they were together. After the break up he supposedly hooked up with a few ladies though. And we don't know if he was an addict. He likely did drugs every now and then though, like most of Hollywood. I personally hate drugs and never tried.

As for Jake, I think he's bi and capable to have a relationship with men and women.

DUH said...

2:08 Huh? Please explain.

Huh? Please do your homework. Thats what Google was invented for.

Anonymous said...

are you a babbler disguised as a 12-year old?

Disguised? LOL

Anonymous said...

I find the Jake/Michelle fanfic pretty insensitive.

What fanfic? It's just an opinion what might happen in the future, if at all. And why insensitve? Heath and her were over for months before he died. He even started dating Gemma Ward. So...

Nanny said...

Or should I say, mon petit oiseau, it's time for your nap.

Anonymous said...

"I find the Jake/Michelle fanfic pretty insensitive."

I agree but the babblers arent famous for their sensitivity are they. all they want is to see jake with a woman. too bad michelle wont be a beard especially for the guy who crushed on her boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

"As for Jake, I think he's bi and capable to have a relationship with men and women"

Babbletime galore. Just took 'em awhile to get their steam up.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Heath cheated on her while they were together. After the break up he supposedly hooked up with a few ladies though...

He likely did drugs every now and then though, like most of Hollywood. I personally hate drugs and never tried...

^^^^

Aaawww, you must be so young!!

Anonymous said...

Jake getting together with Michelle would be the ultimate fantasy only because of Matilda. Every fangirl(and I suspect some fanboys) would throw Reese off a cliff if that happened. Not because of Michelle, but because of Matilda. Matilda is all that's left of Heath. Without that little girl, no one would care about Michelle either. She would just be another actress.

The fangirls want to see Jake with that baby, Heath's baby.

bebe le tile said...

"Or should I say, mon petit oiseau, it's time for your nap."

its not nap time it's CHANGE MY FUCKEEN NAPPIES time.

Anonymous said...

Insensitive? With all the remarks that are posted here? What a joke.

Nanny said...

Wait until I tell your Daddies what a little potty mouth you have. Someone must be a bad influence. :)

Anonymous said...

The fangirls want to see Jake with that baby, Heath's baby.


ha,ha!!

You explained perfectly!

Anonymous said...

Huh? Please do your homework. Thats what Google was invented for.

Google? I need a crystal ball!

Anonymous said...

Yaaaawn, are the babblers lost again?

Anonymous said...

Babbletime galore.

I'm not a babbler, I'm not a fan of the Jake and Reese coupling. :)

Anonymous said...

If this site starts to get "sensitive", i'm OUT of here!!!

Anonymous said...

Aaawww, you must be so young!!

I really doubt that you know the truth either. ;)

Mother Teresa said...

You are all terrible, terrible people!

Anonymous said...

I'm not a babbler, I'm not a fan of the Jake and Reese coupling.

So you need to hook him up with Michelle? Plenty of beards available, leave that poor girl out of this.

Nanny said...

Bebe, where did you pick up that naughty language, was it from that well-mannered blonde woman?

bebe le tile said...

"Wait until I tell your Daddies what a little potty mouth you have. Someone must be a bad influence. :)"

Speakin' of POTTIES - tell my Daddies Im still shitting in my NAPPIES just out of spite because Im mad and Im not going to take it anymore! Man, wait until Im old enuff to e-mail Ted Casa fuckin Blanca.

Anonymous said...

If this site starts to get "sensitive", i'm OUT of here!!!

Amen!

Nanny said...

Mon petit chou, whatever has you so upset that you want to tell Uncle Ted all about it?

Anonymous said...

2:20 nailed it perfectly. For alot of people, Jake and Heath were the ultimate fantasy. Since Heath's no longer here, having Jake with the baby is the next best thing. Plus I think some people genuinely want to know that he is taking care of his godchild.

Anonymous said...

^ ^ ^

Very pervy. Genuine perv. Kid perv.

Anonymous said...

Kid perv.

Huh? Why is it perv if people want to know if he cares about or visits Matilda?

Anonymous said...

Nevermind, my little brussel sprout, Anon. 2:42 is an idjit. :)

Baby Tile said...

My daddies call me their Fairy Dust.

Anonymous said...

That is so sweet Baby Tile.

destiny said...

I usually don't cross-post here and on OMG, but I figured I would with this one: Universal Studios made Wimbledon.

Anonymous said...

Wow -

And that is very sweet, Baby Tile. :)

Anonymous said...

Jake needs to be true to himself, and that means NOT pretending to be sexually attracted to Michelle. If she and Matilda want him to be *Uncle* Jake, and if he wants that, then great.

But don't start up another lie (let's have Jake pretend to "fall in love" with Michelle) just because the last lie (Reeke) has been debunked. That instnct is itself the illness.

Anonymous said...

OK. :)

Anonymous said...

3:28 yes. thanks.

Anonymous said...

Okay I had a few Tequila shots even ate the worm, got my muster up and went to Gyllenbabble to check out their latest gobble and not to anyone's surprise their is zero about the Ian story. But what cracks my butt up is their blog header: "Timely, topical and totally unverified information about Jake Gyllenhaal" LOL They need to add "But only if its about Straight Jake and how much he loves Reese's vagina"

Anonymous said...

If she and Matilda want him to be *Uncle* Jake, and if he wants that, then great.

IA.

But don't start up another lie (let's have Jake pretend to "fall in love" with Michelle) just because the last lie (Reeke) has been debunked. That instnct is itself the illness.

I don't think "Jake and Reese" is a lie, I think it's a mismatch and not good for Jake's image.

Anonymous said...

Think again! lol

Anonymous said...

Well, he comes off as a wimp when with her. It seems she dominates him. It doesn't make him look good in my eyes. It makes her look good.

3:43 PM said...

I meant, think again about I don't think "Jake and Reese" is a lie part.

Baby Tile said...

Yeah I'm their Little Fairy Dust. I don't understand the whole story but they said they'll tell it to me when I'm older. It's something about one of my Daddies getting something in his eye when someone was playing with someone's tinker and a bell went off and there's a big long wand where magic stuff sprays out all over everywhere and I'm special because they saved some of the precious dust and it turned into me.

Anonymous said...

I meant, think again about I don't think "Jake and Reese" is a lie part.

I still don't think it's a lie, I just can't stand their famewhoring ways. Either way, I'm not a fan of them together. It seems Jake's dad isn't either. ;)

Anonymous said...

O gosh nobody who doesnt know that Jake is terrified and horrified by oozy coozy veejays musta been born yesterday. or fat.

Anonymous said...

^^Neither born yesterday nor fat. ;)

bebe le tile said...

"Yeah I'm their Little Fairy Dust. I don't understand the whole story but they said they'll tell it to me when I'm older"


FUCK! !

don't call me gay said...

Kenny Chesney: I Didn't Sign Up to Be Called 'Gay'

Kenny Chesney tells Playboy that he's slept with more than 100 women, and they will testify that he's not gay. He also says he's angry about the gay rumors that continue to follow him:

"What guy who loves girls wouldn't be angry about that ...? I didn't sign up for that. I think people need to live their lives the way they want to, but I'm pretty confident in the fact that I love girls (laughs). I've got a long line of girls who could testify that I am not gay."

Towleroad

Jake said...

Slut!

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
It's been over a year since Heath died, but Jake Gyllenhaal still hasn't said much publicly regarding Heath in remembrance. I thought they were friends? Thought it was very strange for Jake not to issue a statement when Heath died
—Elle

Dear Mourning Time:
Since when did Jake become Heath's spokesman? I don't think it's necessary for him to issue any public statement about Heath, that's not what counts when truly remembering someone.

^^ Alright Ted, Tell it like is is!
I totally Agree. And that Bullshit farce most of Jake's
so-called fans created last year was out of line...

Anonymous said...

ITA also. Im glad Ted printed the question and replied.

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
I saw some recent pictures of Reese Witherspoon, and it looked like she may be preggers in a couple of them. What do you think? Any chance she is going for No. 3? Is this why Jake and Reese seem so happy out and about lately, along with trips to the doctor's office? What's your take?
—Me Curious

Dear Tot Tracker:
It would be the most brilliant PR procreation since Angelina started breeding with Brad.

Anonymous said...

I disagree with Ted - it's not necessary of course, but it would have been nice. Saying a word or two doesn't mean he's being "spokesman". It that were true, then Heath has quite a few of them.

Anonymous said...

4:33 PM Ted isn't the authority in this matter. It's his OPINION, nothing more.

Anonymous said...

I believe the reports that Heath and Jake were very close and I'd have been ok with Jake staying silent, but the photo ops with Reese days after Heath died bothered me. I wished they stayed low key during this time. :(

Anonymous said...

^^P.S. Ted was even "ok" with the photo ops, saying the promotion of Reeke must go on. It was tasteless and tasteless of Ted for "understanding" it.

Anonymous said...

It was tasteless and tasteless of Ted for "understanding" it.

IA

Anonymous said...

Are we to understand that Le Baby Tile lives with La Nanny in La France? Kewl! :)

comment on awful truth (ITA) said...

I agree and disagree with Ted about Jake issuing a public statement about Heath's death. I agree Jake didn't have to say anything directly to the press but on the same token it was a MAJOR faux pas for Jake's PR to not release a one or two sentence statement saying something like "The actor is shocked and saddened by the news of Heath's death and his thoughts are with Heath's family and loved ones." This was a MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR mistake by Jake's PR. One sentence, two minutes, that's all it would have taken and this issue could have been easily avoided.

Anonymous said...

I'm special because they saved some of the precious dust and it turned into me.

Awwwwww you are so precious li'l BT !!!

Anonymous said...

If Jake and Heath were "good friends" after the BBMt promotion there was no evidence. That Jake had a running fanboy crush on Heath is a possibility.

I agree with 4:33 that the outrage of "fans" was a bullshit farce and it was really ugly to see Jake pursued by paps asking questions after Heath's death.

Anonymous said...

5:09 PM

take 4:33 PM's hand and fuck off to some real fans blog.

Anonymous said...

It's just occurred to me that maybe they did that photo op on Friday because Heath died on Tuesday and for those three days (Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday), no one seemed to know where Jake was. I remember Entertainment outlets posing the question, and no one had any credible information. I remember there being concern at places like the DC forum that something could be wrong, especially since there was no statement from him or a publicist.

Maybe they did the photo op so people would know that Jake was alright ( at least physically), kill some of the weirder rumors out there. Of course, he couldn't be seen without his "supportive girlfriend".

I did find it odd that he was so far back from the girlfriend and her kids, just him and his dog. He looked sad and alone.

Anonymous said...

If Jake and Heath were "good friends" after the BBMt promotion there was no evidence.

Before Heath died, Jake did this Vanity Fair interview, where he said Heath was a "true friend".
Also there is this "Interview" cover, where he is wearing Heath's Dior pullover. Heath wore it all the time. I'm not someone who believes in some kind of romantic relationship between them, but I really believe they were friends. After all you don't choose just someone to be your kid's godfather.

come back and bites Jake said...

i can hardly wait for Matilda to grow up, be an actress and give an early career interview where she says her godfather is gay.

Anonymous said...

true friend

:)

Anonymous said...

i can hardly wait for Matilda to grow up, be an actress and give an early career interview where she says her godfather is gay.

I don't think she'd do that.

No one should be outed, everyone should have the courage to come out themselves.

Anonymous said...

Does Heath's finger taste good?

naughty

It's not Jake's tounge if you are wondering. :D

Anonymous said...

5:14 - A Reeke apologist.

To answer any questions about Jake's wherabouts or health after Heath's death, a statement - short, simple, to the point - could have, SHOULD have, been released by PR.

Walking with the beard and her brood in order to promote a falsehood was tacky and, I'm sure PR see this in hindsight, a huge mistake.

5:32 said...

Left out of previous post - A statement instead of walking the beard, the classy way to handle things.

LOL said...

Does Heath's finger taste good? naughty It's not Jake's tounge if you are wondering. :D

What a weird pic! Heath's other thumb looks like the head of a penis growing out of the back of Michelle's neck!

Anonymous said...

You know, I can truthfully say that after hearing of Heath's untimely and devestating death, where Jake was, how he was handling this, never crossed my mind.

Thoughts were only of his family, Michelle, and the little girl left without a father.

Jake had no place in there at all, nor did he belong.

The cynical part of me believes that Jake did that infamous park photos as a two fold way to promote his lie and to focus some attention back on him.

Anonymous said...

And then that profimedia handprint logo LOL, yeahhhh I'd avoid using them again. Unless you want all your pics to have sex thumbs growing out of people.

Anonymous said...

5:44 PM, first and foremorst I felt for his family and daugher, further for his close pals whether Jake was one of them IDK, but I think he was. Still the photo ops were wrong, wrong, wrong.

Anonymous said...

Heath's other thumb looks like the head of a penis growing out of the back of Michelle's neck!

Then Jake must've been sorry he wasn't standing on Heath's other side.

Anonymous said...

Then Jake must've been sorry he wasn't standing on Heath's other side.

So he could suck Heath's thumb?

Anonymous said...

what !! but he had hot sex with girl too lol

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised by Teds comment. Jake is certainly not Heath's spokesperson, nor does anyone expect him to be. But they were costars on a very significant film. A few words about his coworker would have been appropriate. And by the godparent to his child, no less. Regardless, water under the bridge now. Too late to do it now.

Anonymous said...

So he could suck Heath's thumb?

Bingo.

Anonymous said...

Regardless, water under the bridge now. Too late to do it now.

This is how I feel too - I wondered about the "supportive girlfriend" angle also - whether the pics were meant to say "see how supportive of him she is in his time of need?" and of course the fans would all breathe a collective sigh and say isn't she wonderful and aren't they a great couple and isn't he lucky to have such a woman in his life. Didn't work, or was too soon.

Anonymous said...

Look how close they stand to each other..

good looking couple

Anonymous said...

Nice. Wow, Heath's chest seems to take up the entire frame! ;)

Can't wait to buy my copy of Brokeback on Blu-Ray coming out in March. :)

Anonymous said...

Heath with weird look on his face and Jake blushing...

LOL

Anonymous said...

Nice. Wow, Heath's chest seems to take up the entire frame! ;)

Heath had an amazing chest, he had an amazing body.

Anonymous said...

That one is beautiful, 6:43. Jake has one of the most handsome faces I have ever seen, Heath's eyes are beautiful too in that one. What a couple.

Anonymous said...

BBM set

Jake said they were laughing about eating meat being homoerotic, right?

Anonymous said...

H&J

Aww.

Anonymous said...

Last one:

:)

Anonymous said...

So Jake is in NYC and the evil paps have not gotten his pic? How could that be? Proof that Jake is more than able to fly under the radar when he wants to. Wonder if he will attend Maggie & Peter's opening night.

Anonymous said...

Proof that Jake is more than able to fly under the radar when he wants to.

Well duh! ;)


Wonder if he will attend Maggie & Peter's opening night.


I think that's why he came to NYC in the first place.

Anonymous said...

I dont think Jake has to rush back to Brentwood for reeke Valentines pictures. You can bet your booty they have already been taken.

Anonymous said...

Reeke PR missing an opportunity for a Valentine's Day photo shoot. I seriously doubt it. Can't you see the pics now? Reeke sitting near a window in a small restaurant, candles glowing and Jake giving the Chin flowers at the table. Guarenteed that Jake is on the first LA flight Friday morning so he can be bright eyed and bushy tailed for his Sat. night "romantic" photo op.

Anonymous said...

^^Agreed, he'll be back for Valentine's. No doubt.

Anonymous said...

The Squirrel Slayer hasnt been out slaughterin' and butcherin' for a few days - would be nice if he joined Naomi and Jake for first night of Uncle Vanya. Wonder with whom Jake's staying.

hostage said...

Maybe he went after the wrong squirrel and they got him by the nuts.

Anonymous said...

Wonder with whom Jake's staying.

I think he's staying with Maggie and Peter. And maybe he'll pay a visit to Matilda who lives in the neighbourhood.
I love it that Maggie and Peter do a play together. I think she's pretty cool, Jake seems to be so different.

Anonymous said...

I would have been okay with Jake not saying anything about Heath if (i) we hadn't gotten the walk, and (2) I wasn't convinced the only reason he didn't say anything is due to the fact that that since Reeking he does everything he can to avoid being associated with anything that is remotely gay.

I think it's weird that Ted cuts him some slack on this one.

Anonymous said...

It's not that weird. Ted has never liked Heath. He tried everyway possible to insinuate that Heath died from illegal drug use or was using illegal drugs at the time of his death. He also tried to imply that this information was somehow covered up.

It was disgusting. Whether or not Heath ever used illegal drugs, he died from a mix of legal, presciption drugs. There was no evidence that he was using illegal drugs at the time of his death.

How cowardly is it to try to drag down a dead man who can't defend himself. Why didn't Ted go after Heath when he was alive? Gutless asshole.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Jake's publicist could give out a statement regarding Heath without Jake's permission.

In the long run, I think we will eventually find out that's Jake's silence had nothing to do with Reese or his management.

JMO, I think he was a mess in his head and his heart.

Anonymous said...

"Proof that Jake is more than able to fly under the radar when he wants to. "

It's very easy to fly under the radar when you control it.

""I think that's why he came to NYC in the first place.""

If the Halperin story is a clever plant, then it was timed to give Jake a convenient excuse to leave LA, the scene of his homosexual dalliances, and his creepy beard, who lives in LA, behind. If it's not a plant, then Jake is probably thanking the Buddha for small favors.

For 15 months, Jake has done little to accommodate either Maggie and Peter. Except for his mother, he's been practically an orphan. Now, for some reason, he's decided to play the good brother/brother in law?

Yeah, right. He couldn't get on that plane fast enough.

Anonymous said...

I think the whole Halperin thing is for publicity. Reeke was getting boring so step in Halperin. What has come out of all this? NOTHING!

Gotta keep Jakey-poo in the public eye. And there's nothing else other than Reeke & Halperin. Heh!

Anonymous said...

So Jake is in NYC and the evil paps have not gotten his pic? How could that be? Proof that Jake is more than able to fly under the radar when he wants to.

Pictures of Jake in NYC, February 11:

http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/thumbnails.php?album=1321

Anonymous said...

He's in the meat-packing district, which yes, is a place paps hang out. It's full of trendy shops and restaurants. So I'd say there's a 50-50 chance Jake didn't call the paps this time.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, instead of calling the paps he went to where they hang out.

Anonymous said...

It's not that weird. Ted has never liked Heath. He tried everyway possible to insinuate that Heath died from illegal drug use or was using illegal drugs at the time of his death. He also tried to imply that this information was somehow covered up.

^^ I don't happen to think it's about dragging down a dead man, I think it's about telling it like it is. How hypocritical of some people. To adamantly support whatever Ted says even though some of the TT rumors seem to be a bunch of shit (babytile anyone?). Ted could not write anything about Jake / Toothy without (the Jake is Gay) club eating it all up. Now, or over a year ago when Ted stood behind what he said he knew about Heath and openly wrote it regardless of what anyone thought, (just as most regular posters here think he has done with the TT / Jake info.), he's now lying, he's wrong, and it makes no sense just because it's not what you want to hear or believe.
I've read over and over on the wft site(s), that ted sources are good and he would not write it if it's not true.
Well, you people are a rare group indeed? And you talk about the narrow mindedness of your enemies the Babblers, the DCers and the Trolls. Have most of you removed the mirrors out of the house? Sometime I think 11 year old girls, but mostly boys, post here. Or maybe 13year olds.

Anonymous said...

It's not that weird. Ted has never liked Heath. He tried everyway possible to insinuate that Heath died from illegal drug use or was using illegal drugs at the time of his death. He also tried to imply that this information was somehow covered up.

It was disgusting. Whether or not Heath ever used illegal drugs, he died from a mix of legal, presciption drugs. There was no evidence that he was using illegal drugs at the time of his death.

How cowardly is it to try to drag down a dead man who can't defend himself. Why didn't Ted go after Heath when he was alive? Gutless asshole.


EXACTLY

Anonymous said...

Right On! 12:36. Ted tells the truth, but sometime they don't wanna hear it. They should have used gay actors in BBM, then we never would have had this problem. Just as it is the same mistake Ang Lee is making with Taking Woodstock, using a straight actor, a homophobic comedian this time around. When will they learn? They used two homophobic actors in BBM, and now they are doing it again!

Anonymous said...

They should have used gay actors in BBM, then we never would have had this problem.

They did, Jake is gay.

Anonymous said...

They should have used gay actors in BBM, then we never would have had this problem.

What problem?

theatre said...

Uncle Vanya, With O'Hare, Gummer, Sarsgaard, Gyllenhaal, Opens Feb. 12

Uncle Vanya Pictures

Anonymous said...

Ted C. makes things up most of the time to make his stories more interesting IMO. The only thing about Jake I believe is that he had a relationship with Austin. But I think it's over now. I don't think Jake is gay, he's bi like many others in Hollywood.
Heath, I believe did used illegal drugs, also like many others in Hollywood, but I doubt he was an addict. According to reports he even stopped dringkng booze shortly before he died.
He and Michelle broke up because they hooked up too soon and probably didn't know each other too well. I think it was rather Heath who wanted out. He never seemed that much into her, otoh he seemed very in love with Naomi Watts with whom he supposedly broke up because he wasn't ready for a baby yet. That's why I don't think Matilda was planned on his part. He still loved the kid, I mean how couldn't he?

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