Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Spitting Image


Llamas spit bad-smelling saliva through their teeth when they are angry or annoyed, and also to protect themselves. They are said to have great accuracy in spitting.



The camel, which belongs to the same family as the llama, also possesses this trait. Both camels and llamas have spit on people who tease them in zoos - not a very pleasant experience.



The Guiness Book of Records Watermelon Seed Spit Record shot the seed 68 feet 9 1/8 inches from the starting line. The championship waterment spit record was set in 1989 by Lee Wheelis.

"It’s a gift; you either got it or you don’t."

— Lee Wheelis, world watermelon-seed-spitting champion, Luling, Texas.

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Jackie said...

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TMZ said...

Jake G. Spits Up after Court

Jake G. Kicks Ass -- Ours!

TMZ TV Tonite -- Spit Ball

Ted said...

Jakey Gyllenhaal’s a Jittery Juror

Wonder what got Jake Gyllenhaal so riled up he just kicked that cameraman while doing jury duty? Sure enough, J.G. was just holed up at the Clara Shortridge Foltz criminal courthouse in downtown L.A. for a day and change, appearing as a potential juror on a misdemeanor battery case.

Reese's man-sized handbag was starting to get anxious at the possibility of being cast as a juror. Actually, doesn't look good for any justice to get served, I'll tell ya that much; here's why:

"He kept fidgeting and looking around the courtroom," a source squawked to us about Mr. G.'s slightly stooped appearance downtown. Guess Jakey doesn't know what to do with his hands when he's not holding a vanilla latte, a dog leash or Witherspoon's tiny paw in it? Just a thought, nothing more.

Continued our insider on a sad-lookin' Jakey-poo: "You could tell he really wants to leave."

Well, duh. No one wants to be there. But nonetheless, probably the first time Jake's felt like a normal dude in years. And he could use some free time from being a PDA machine. But Gyll-hon was dismissed, led away by sheriff and court escorts. "It seemed like he had more security today than yesterday," said our source. "Definitely the star treatment."

Rest assured J.G. spent his few hours of normal-guy time wisely: snacking on some sneaked-in munchies and reading a script. Could it be a sequel to The Juror? Or Brokeback Mountain, perhaps? I mean, Milk is such a hit, right? Doesn't that mean the market's ripe for some sort of homo-franchise to be brought out?

And who cares if Jake died in the movie? That's what prequels are for! Oh, never mind, it was probably some kind of anger management pamphlet disguised inside a script folder, don't you think?

The Awful Truth

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

IHJ removed the Tuesday spitting pics.


Interesting. Some of those IHJ pictures are (still) posted on ONTD (no spitting pics).

Anonymous said...

Jake has NO problem with paparazzi when he's reeking and he's reeking all the time.

That IS the question here. I guess when the paps aren't on call for the latest Reeke photo-ops, they're not useful. Right, Jake.


That's right, but doesn't explain why is Jake so pissed off / angry.

Anonymous said...

You Know America's In The Shitter When Even Jake Gyllenhaal Is Kicking Paps In The Shins

Jake Gyllenhaal returned to the drudgery of jury duty today, where he received none of the pampering he'd become accustomed to from Prince of Persia's small army of chest-hair stylists and grape-peeling P.A.s.

Naturally, frustrations over fulfilling one's insomnia-curing civic responsibility will occur, and absorbing the brunt of them in this instance—quite literally—was one annoyingly high-pitched TMZ paparazzo, whose persistent questions of "Jake! Jake! What's it feel like to do the thing you're doing right now? Jake! It's $15 a day! That's hilarious because it's much less than you usually make. Jake? Any comments for the TMZ audience, Jake?" received a swift and painful kick to the leg in return. [TMZ]

Defamer

Anonymous said...

Reese's man-size handbag. Ted is relentless.

Anonymous said...

Don't know what's made Jake so pissy lately, besides having to spend time with the Chin, but the flack he's getting after his little episode will piss him off even more. All of the online blogs are being brutal on him about the spitting and kicking. They either call him a big baby and sissy boy or insinuate it and Ted was once again brutal. Guess Jake hasn't figured out you can't have it both ways. If you call the paps for photo ops when Reeking, you can't turn it off when the paps geniunely happen to catch you. Serves Jake right with TMZ paps. Maybe he'll think twice before he poses for the next set of Reeke pap pics.

Anonymous said...

Jake has NO problem with paparazzi when he's reeking and he's reeking all the time.
Can you please explain that?"

^^ That's your opinion, that's all, and it does not make it true just because your mind can't seem to understand rumor from reality. If you want to think that everytime he goes out by himself or with Reese it's a photo op, no ones gonna change your mind. It's just an extremely lame excuse for you (wanting) it to be and rediculous and a whole host of other words that can be used to describe your need for this. Celebrity or not, let someone take your picture on a daily basis when your ready or not ready, then your rants for daily photo ops might be taken seriously, but until then....

Anonymous said...

Don't know what's made Jake so pissy lately, besides having to spend time with the Chin, but the flack he's getting after his little episode will piss him off even more. All of the online blogs are being brutal on him about the spitting and kicking. They either call him a big baby and sissy boy or insinuate it and Ted was once again brutal. Guess Jake hasn't figured out you can't have it both ways. If you call the paps for photo ops when Reeking, you can't turn it off when the paps geniunely happen to catch you. Serves Jake right with TMZ paps. Maybe he'll think twice before he poses for the next set of Reeke pap pics.

^^ Another post of a used-to-be fan who wants Jake disgraced or outed because he did not come out and with Reese constantly instead of Austin. SAD but TRUE
With fans like you people it's no wonder the Stars don't get too close. Can't blame them.

Anonymous said...

9:10pm you are quoting me and I do not wish Jake to be disgraced. What are you, Freud or the fan behaviour police? I am still a Jake fan but that doesn't mean that I think that everything he does is wonderful. Fame is a double edged sword. The star wants to be rich and famous and win all kinds of awards, but the down side is that you've sold your life to be that rich and famous star. Not every outing with Reese is a set-up pap shoot, but I'm positive that there are no paps at the Tate museum, state parks or the middle of the desert. Jake decided to change his image by bearding with Reese and the biggest way he's done that is with set-up pap photo ops. Spitting and kicking anybody is bad behaviour and should not be applauded. He's skillfully ignored paps for the past 5yrs, why couldn't he continue doing it for the past 2 days.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad Jake spit and kicked that piece of scum, he was reorting for jury duty, why the hell saw that so news worthy?? And as far as the blogs are concerned, it's all anti-TMZ, even on their site,GO JAKE!!

BTW, IHJ posted the court pics but he wasn't spitting, he was actualy smiling in a few, he caption mention no spitting.

The ONTD pics are the same as the IHJ, and no mention of spitting.

Anonymous said...

Jake spits!

So What! Who does not spit and Why can't he spit if he chooses to. Surely the person who wrote about this got his degree in photojournalism at the nearest Super Walmart. And all just for fickle fans to eat it up and Ahhh an ohhh about it and make something out of nothing. Most of Jake on-line fans now. TMZ = Joke and most know it, unless it's about Jake.

Anonymous said...

(Jake decided to change his image by bearding with Reese and the biggest way he's done that is with set-up pap photo ops.)

I happen to believe the man is bi, but I also happen to know it does not mean that it is true. So your statement of him bearding is a rumor unless he has told you that he is or you have some concrete evidence that you care to share, not your opinion, so please don't act as if you KNOW the TRUTH, you don't.

And Actors in all sorts of the arts change their images often. And I mean Very often, if you don't like this (preceived) new image, again, why bother? He is no different than most actors / celebrity's. It's his Image, not yours.

Anonymous said...

There's no actual proof that he did either of these things, is there? I haven't seen the videos, but someone said you really can't tell? It's probably all PR, bad or good, doesn't matter if it keeps 'em in the news. "I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me." No such thing as bad press.

Names are good said...

OK this ^^ is why I never post and hardly read this blog - TOO MANY ANONYMOUS POSTERS. Its good reading when I'm here, you guys are sharp, smart and funny. But can't you use fill-in NAMES instead of everyone being Anonymous and people responding to timestamps? Its very frustrating because no one can keep track of who said what and after about 15 Anonymous posts I simply don't care to read anymore, much less post. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Wow. So much damage control. Makes one think that there really IS something there that needs to be cleaned up.

Something that Reekes.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm . . .

But some of us are shy! I'll try to do better and use a name. ;)

867-5309 said...

Shy?! It's easy. All you have to do is click the "Name/URL" button and then put a word in the "Name" box. Any name, symbol, whatever and its not trackable or revealing. Well, unless you put your phone number in it or something. LoL

867-5309 said...

Ok! ;)

Anonymous said...

O geeeeze I was actually starting to miss the babblers, until they showed up, a little later than usual. Where were you, anyway, gathered under the bridge practicing your loony tunes?

Jenny said...

Ok! ;)

Anonymous said...

A lot of people talking to themselves. lol!

Anonymous said...

Jake and Reese aren't doing planned photo ops all the time, but they damn well do it when they need self/movie promotion. Jake is a hypocrite as well as Reese.

Anonymous said...

You're right 10:12 about the babblers talking to themselves here tonight. Talk about blind devotion, they even stick up for the guy when he kicks and spits on people. Jake could turn into Charles Manson and they'd still be defending him. Just as long as he's "straight"--that's all that matters to them.

TMZ is considered to be one of the more reliable and respected entertainment sites, sort of the CNN for gossip. And the only ones who don't like that site are the babblers, because they don't drink the koolade, so you just gave yourself away 9:21/9:22. They hate any site that doesn't coo over reeke and/or thinks Jake is gay. After all TMZ was the one to run the Jake visiting Austin in his trailer story. Hey, maybe Jake was pissed because they're on to something and have been trying to catch him??

You can bet good money all of the Reeke shots are either dialed in, or involve visits to places they know the paps will catch them. What's the point of a showmance if you don't get seen?

Anonymous said...

Exactly 12.20am. Reeke call out the paps when they want their showmance publicized.
Jake is not a kid. He has been in movies from a young age and comes from a HW family. You would have thought by now he would know how to handle the paps professionally. To kick and spit like a little child?! This 28 yr old who is supposed to be a good step daddy to Reese kids? Yeah, my ass! But then again, Jake is not well known for his brains is he? Didn't complete his degree and can't talk two words in an interview without contradicting himself.

Anonymous said...

He certainly wasn't smart enough to see what a disaster this bearding was going to be and how it was going to affect him. I think we're witnessing someone who is either very depressed and/or angry and in the early stages of a meltdown.

Anonymous said...

"I think we're witnessing someone who is either very depressed and/or angry and in the early stages of a meltdown."

You wish

Anonymous said...

Short temper, agitated, exhausted and miserable most of the time. The gay (typo but I'm keeping it :) is seriously depressed and you don't need to be a doctor to notice.

I hope he breaks down. That would at least be a change.

Anonymous said...

"The gay (typo but I'm keeping it :) is seriously depressed and you don't need to be a doctor to notice."

stop your shit

Anonymous said...

"Short temper, agitated, exhausted and miserable most of the time"

But where are his "lovely lover" and his "lovely child"??????

Anonymous said...

"Reese's man-size handbag. Ted is relentless."

Reeke too

Anonymous said...

"This 28 yr old who is supposed to be a good step daddy to Reese kids"

No , he is supposed to have a baby tile!

Anonymous said...

Wow. Damage control still rages on.

A f'ing HUGE mess to clean up.

Going to need more to wash away the tantrum then just snark and comment board attacks.

gyllenwhore said...

What is going on?!


I've been away for A DAY AND A HALF, I've come back and suddenly all hell breaks loose and all I can understand is that Jake has hit a pap, Jake has spit...somewhere...

Oh Jesus...

Anonymous said...

"I hope he breaks down. That would at least be a change."

I second that!

Anonymous said...

Didn't Ted say a year ago we would either see a "breakthrough or a breakdown"?

Anonymous said...

So your statement of him bearding is a rumor unless he has told you that he is or you have some concrete evidence that you care to share, not your opinion, so please don't act as if you KNOW the TRUTH, you don't.

Trolly,

a) "this is my opinion" is implied. Trolls act as if they KNOW the TRUTH

b) you don't have any concrete evidence either, so cut the bullshit.

Anonymous said...

BTW, IHJ posted the court pics but he wasn't spitting, he was actualy smiling in a few, he caption mention no spitting.
The ONTD pics are the same as the IHJ, and no mention of spitting.


IHJ is PR friendly site, of course they didn't mention or post pictures of Jake spitting (but there is TMZ video).

Any ideas why IHJ deleted day 1 court pics?

Anonymous said...

ONTD are PR friendly too then!

Anonymous said...

"So your statement of him bearding is a rumor unless he has told you that he is or you have some concrete evidence that you care to share, not your opinion, so please don't act as if you KNOW the TRUTH, you don't."

"Trolly,

a) "this is my opinion" is implied. Trolls act as if they KNOW the TRUTH

b) you don't have any concrete evidence either, so cut the bullshit."



It's a tennis court here no?
One point for TB , one point for Trolly!

Anonymous said...

Trolly doesn't have a point. His sole purpose is to post crap, to play stupid and to piss others off.

Anonymous said...

ONTD are PR friendly too then!

I'm not sure what you mean:

a) ONTD used IHJ pictures, available at that moment
b) ONTD is a COMMUNITY, there are many posters, and some of them like Jake.

Anonymous said...

That's your opinion, that's all, and it does not make it true just because your mind can't seem to understand rumor from reality.

Stupid trolly can't understand reality from publicity.

Anonymous said...

just an extremely lame excuse for you (wanting) it to be and rediculous and a whole host of other words that can be used to describe your need for this.

Trolly, can you PLEASE stop using "your need for this"?
I promise not to mention your undying need for Jake to be straight.

Anonymous said...

There's no actual proof that he did either of these things, is there?

Yes, there is, check out "TMZ TV Tonite -- Spit Ball" video, you can even hear Jake spitting at the paparazzi.

cake said...

Happy Birthday, Tom Selleck!

Anonymous said...

IHJ Eye Candy section says they had to take down the pics because Splash asked them to. Surprisingly even the die hearted, Jake is perfect fan girls at IHJ came down on Jake for the spitting and kicking calling it immature and sinking down to the paps level. Guess really wants to loose all of his past and current fans.

Anonymous said...

IHJ Eye Candy section says they had to take down the pics because Splash asked them to.

Thanks for info. I wish we knew the reason behind it.

Anonymous said...

I think we're witnessing someone who is either very depressed and/or angry and in the early stages of a meltdown.

Hmm... one thing is certain - Jake isn't happy nor confident.

Anonymous said...

"Trolly, can you PLEASE stop using "your need for this"?
I promise not to mention your undying need for Jake to be straight."

Trollytalk is all programmed and pre-recorded, they can't help nor stop themselves from spouting their bizarre phrases and agenda.

Anonymous said...

Thing is, I expect there is on the books a fine for spitting on sidewalk. There is in most cities. J may not have spit directly at a pap but the gesture is one of disdain.

He could be building a body of work and behavior that calls forth respect. This is pretty sad.

Anonymous said...

"Guess really wants to loose all of his past and current fans!"

I hope for him.

Anonymous said...

"Thing is, I expect there is on the books a fine for spitting on sidewalk. There is in most cities. J may not have spit directly at a pap but the gesture is one of disdain"

Where is the big deal ?

Anonymous said...

He probably did feel disdain! Some of you have been lucky to live sheltered lives, I think. I don't see the big deal either - granted, it's coarse, but it happens. Maybe he will get a fine.

Kanye said...

Behaving like a jerk isn't a big deal.

Anonymous said...

No, Jake isn't perfect - and quite capable of being a jerk, on occasion, I would think. I don't think it's indicative of a breakdown, because he showed some coarse behaviour.

Anonymous said...

He probably did feel disdain!

Publicity whores have no right to feel disdain towards paparazzi.

Anonymous said...

^^That may be, if they called them.

It's nice to know that you can still dress Jake up and take him out and he is civilized sometimes. ;)

Anonymous said...

Fangirl stupidity is endless.

less nasty 10:00 AM said...

Fangirl naiveness is endless.

Anonymous said...

So if the crew at IHJ is calling Jake out on his behavior, I guess that just leaves the ever-delusional babblers to defend him. Does Reeke and pr really think that is all they need to be sucessful?

People who have a reputation for being nasty and mistreating paps, assistants, etc. usually see their career suffer. Russell Crowe anyone? When is the last time anyone cared about him or his films?

Anonymous said...

Even people in Hollywood don't like assholes.

Catty at the Casting Call BI

BlindGossip - Normally, when an actor goes on a casting call, they are on their best behavior. This one well-known film actor, however, somehow thinks that the rules don’t apply to her. Although she was heavily favored for the role in a film that will almost certainly become a hit, she showed up late and was rude to the person at the front desk. She then whipped out her cell phone in the waiting area and proceeded to quietly but audibly bad mouth the lead actor who was already attached to the film, calling him a “f*ing loser”. By the time she was ushered into the meeting, word of her bad behavior had already reached the director. He gave the star a scant five minutes of his time, and dismissed her with barely a comment. The role will go to another actress.

Anonymous said...

"Behaving like a jerk isn't a big deal"

You are saint ?

Anonymous said...

No, but I know that being a jerk isn't OK.

Anonymous said...

Wow, Jackie. A creative post. Never thought I'd see that here. More, please.

Anonymous said...

I don't really care about Jake's bad manners. I'm curious, what's eating him?

Jezebel said...

Jake Gyllenhaal was "fidgety" at the courthouse in downtown L.A., where he was being considered as a potential juror. That's right: Jake might get jury duty! [E! Ted]

Anonymous said...

"It seems to the outside world that I've always had a job but I have not. Every four months when a film finishes there's a big chasm all the time and you're trying to figure out what will come next. Sometimes there are interesting projects that come around that I put a lot of energy into and sometimes I don't. My mother would always say to me 'How can you live like this? How can you not know next year what you're doing?' I think that's part of what makes actors able to destabilize themselves to a point where they can take on another persona because they always imploding."
— Meryl Streep. [Mirror]

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's all about his hair. He's said he's obsessive about it. Looks damaged, lately, and perhaps is after all the extensions and whatever else - maybe it was being asked to take off his cap that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Haha the camel! I had a llama spit at me once, I was just standing there looking at it, the owner said the llama thought I was engaging in dominance behavior.

Anonymous said...

LOL, llamas are more touchy than Jake.

Anonymous said...

I love llama.... from a distance !
lol

Paparazzi said...

We like Jake G... from a distance!

Anonymous said...

Russell Crowe anyone? When is the last time anyone cared about him or his films?

He is very well respected as an actor - people can set aside his touchiness and sometimes bad behavior, we're all human. If he weren't such a great actor, I doubt he'd be able to get away with it.

Ted said...

Bitch-Back! Duchovny Stirs, Toothy Perplexes

Dear Ted:
So let me get this straight: Kevin Spacey would go for a Toothy Tile or Milk kind of script, but Toothy Tile himself would pass on ever starring in a film where the issue of homosexuality would be heavily addressed? Just wondering.
—B

Dear Homo Hunting:
You bet. Toothy is so far back in his closet now he's not doing anything that would bring attention to him like that. This was surely not always the case with Toothy, however.

Anonymous said...

"Toothy is so far back in his closet now he's not doing anything that would bring attention to him like that."

Hard to live with a Tooth-ache, though.

Anonymous said...

This was surely not always the case with Toothy, however.

What happened?

Anonymous said...

^^

What happened?

Toothy was in BBM, of course!

Anonymous said...

....but Toothy Tile himself would pass on ever starring in a film where the issue of homosexuality would be heavily addressed? Just wondering.
—B

Dear Homo Hunting:
You bet. Toothy is so far back in his closet now he's not doing anything that would bring attention to him like that. This was surely not always the case with Toothy, however.

BBM ref.

Anonymous said...

"Toothy is so far back in his closet now he's not doing anything that would bring attention to him like that."

The really awkward and pathetic fauxmance is doing just the opposite.

Anonymous said...

"BBM ref."

Hardly. His entire past of c-teasing and tasting.

Anonymous said...

Ted is answering "starring in a film where the issue of homosexuality would be heavily addressed" question.

It has to be BBMt reference.

Anonymous said...

I agree. Ted is referring to more than BBM. I think Ted means the rumors of coming out.

Anonymous said...

My what happened? Meant what happened to change his mind?

Anonymous said...

"What happened?"

this has been subject of speculation since Jon Ross interview and Rome picturees.

Anonymous said...

I assume the 7 million Disney contract included a straighten up and fly right clause.

Anonymous said...

I hope it's over soon!

Anonymous said...

I don't think Jake knew what he was letting himself in for - the "confidence" necessary as an actor, artist, etc., can be a liability in real life, esp. when one is young.

Anonymous said...

"You bet" is a BBM reference

Anonymous said...

well let's see, Jake so in love with his man, supposedly, was about to come out and a week after ( I mean after the Ted sighting about Jaustin's digital dance) he plays the perfect boyfriend for Reese in Rome.
So suddenly his PR , who seemed silencious during three years, forced him to hook up with Reese,
or himself realised his career was the only thing wich really matter, and Austin will wait in the background!
all that in a week!!!!

Anonymous said...

Perfect boyfriend? Didnt see no perfect boyfriend behavior. Horsing around with a longtime friend and carrying her piggyback while sightseeing. But the meaning was clear - he'd sold out.

But we can only speculate about when and why.

Anonymous said...

"You bet" is a BBM reference"

good catch. I buy the obvious BBMt/gay film reference, then, as being primary.

prairiegirl said...

I like your post, Jackie. Very clever!


"Toothy is so far back in his closet now he's not doing anything that would bring attention to him like that."

The really awkward and pathetic fauxmance is doing just the opposite.


Exactly. And if Jake keeps escalating his latest behaviors, all it is doing is drawing attention to himself. Negative attention, at that. I cannot believe this is the strategy that PR intended, lol.

You know, Reeke could've done a couple of coffee/shopping outings and been done with it after a few months. But by dragging it out and escalating it because the rumors won't die down, all it's done is cause negative repercussions.

Anonymous said...

It did not happen within a week. All autumn there had been a build-up of rumors. JJ outing Jake on his sad little blog and "Jake is gay" stories spreading abroad (Argentina, Sweden, Norway). The NY sighting with their real names must have been the last straw and they had to turn up the bearding.

Anonymous said...

"Toothy is so far back in his closet now he's not doing anything that would bring attention to him like that."

The really awkward and pathetic fauxmance is doing just the opposite.

^^^^^
Don't kid yourself, Reeke is totally working for him,i agree it's a disgusting thing what he is doing, but is yielding great benefits



So suddenly his PR , who seemed silencious during three years, forced him to hook up with Reese,
or himself realised his career was the only thing wich really matter, and Austin will wait in the background!
all that in a week!!!!


^^^^^^

weirder things can happen in HW...or that's what i've been told

Anonymous said...

I agree that it's working. Very few of my non fan friends question his sexuality. The comment is always "isn't he dating some girl now" and "you only think he's gay because of BBM". The gay rumors are not that widespread. Thanks to Kirsten and Reese.

Anonymous said...

Don't kid yourself, Reeke is totally working for him,i agree it's a disgusting thing what he is doing, but is yielding great benefits.

Nah, Reeke is working only for Reese, reeking isn't good PR for "serious actor and hot stud" Jake.

Anonymous said...

But is it really working for Jake, the actor, the artist, the person.

Anonymous said...

^ ^ ^

And, yes, The Hot One.

Anonymous said...

The gay rumors are not that widespread.

Just the opposite. People don't believe them and don't care about them, but more people know about gay rumors than before.

Anonymous said...

It was a good idea to do BBM. That way, Jake can blame the movie role for all the gay rumors.

Anonymous said...

I think it may be working - most of my non-fan friends, family and those who don't follow the story closely don't question it, and seem to admire Reese too. Only those of us who follow it can see the glaring inconsistencies. Heath is The Hot One in BBM too, they were both The Hot Ones. :)

Anonymous said...

I suppose if he's committed himself to a francise, he IS deep in a closet. as far as the "public" is concerned, anyway.

Anonymous said...

RDJr said he had to gain thirty pounds of muscle in four months for Iron Man. Can that be done without steroids?

Anonymous said...

RDJr said he had to gain thirty pounds of muscle in four months for Iron Man. Can that be done without steroids?



Why he needed to have more muscles? His outfit was made of iron!!

Anonymous said...

"The gay rumors are not that widespread.

Just the opposite. People don't believe them and don't care about them, but more people know about gay rumors than before"

The gays rumours are based on Toothy saga , and I have friends who laugh out loud when I talk about it! For them it's totaly crap!

Anonymous said...

So what? I bet they have no idea how Hollywood works either.

atticus said...

Gay rumors not based on Toothy saga. Go home PR floozy.

Anonymous said...

"The gays rumours are based on Toothy saga , and I have friends who laugh out loud when I talk about it! For them it's totaly crap!"

The famous LOL club - hey get some new girlfriends! It must be humiliating for you to be laughed at all the time.

Anonymous said...

Only those of us who follow it can see the glaring inconsistencies.

Exactly. No risk for Reese the Avon lady, just PR gain.

Anonymous said...

Why he needed to have more muscles?

RDJ wants to look beautiful naked.

Anonymous said...

Orlando Bloom, Hugh Jackman, Zach Efron, George Clooney, Viggo Mortensen, Myke Mayers.... there are gays rumors about all of them and their carers are fine

Anonymous said...

"RDJ wants to look beautiful naked."

He looks pretty good for his age, actually. Id do him.

Anonymous said...

How does Reese gain from having a bf that kicks and spits on people.

Most of the people I know think Jake is gay.

Anonymous said...

Orlando Bloom, Hugh Jackman, Zach Efron, George Clooney, Viggo Mortensen, Myke Mayers.... have better beards and PR teams.

ent lawyer said...

Posted on OMG

Jake Gyllenhaal Has An Anger Problem

I know that I make fun of Jake to some extent. OK, well, I make fun of him a lot. I can honestly say much of that is probably colored by the fact that I have never been a really big fan of his. He just kind of rubs me the wrong way. I have liked some of his roles but I don't go see a movie just because he is in it.

Last night, I was watching TMZ videos. OK, let me stop right there. I often think TMZ video guys, or whoever they are buying the videos from ask the most stupid questions and often do whatever they can to provoke a celebrity into reacting a certain way. I got that. I understand that. You and I have no idea what happened before the camera was turned on or the point where we start watching.

That being said, click here, to see a video of Jake coming back from lunch to continue his jury duty service. Jake was not a friendly guy. And, if he did kick the guy, he did commit battery while being on a jury for a guy accused of battery. You have to love that. I actually think this was the entire clip and all the guy did was try and catch up with Jake to get a comment.

So, then after court, an entirely different cameraman than the one from lunch follows Jake and asks him a question and Jake spits at the guy. I mean wtf kind of behavior is that? I was disgusted when I saw that, and any respect I had for Jake as a person was gone after that. You do not spit on people. I don't care if it was at the guy's feet or whatever. You just don't do it. Click here to see that video.

ent lawyer

atticus said...

My daddy gay and likes goose I mean as goose, not sure what I mean, I iz so mad at everybody these days, wanna bite the cookie lady in ass, but she scares shit out of this once valiant dawg.

FUCK!

Anonymous said...

How does Reese gain from having a bf that kicks and spits on people.

Tabloids print only nice Reeke pictures and fiction.

Anonymous said...

I just saw the video,
grumpy-rough man attitude don't suits Jake

Anonymous said...

Ent Lawyer sounds a little disingenuous. With all of the nastiness and crap that gossip sites and paps do to and say about celebs, for him to take issue with Jake's behavior is just hypocritical. Did everyone forget how bad paps can be, what we heard them call Jake during BBM promotion/award ceremonies? Normally, Jake is tolerant, and nobody said his behavior was right, but I'm sure he has his limits. You don't throw phones at innocent hotel clerks either, but did Ent Lawyer jump all over Russell Crowe about it?

there are no paparazzi in Rhinelander, Wisconsin said...

Fortune and fame comes with a price.
Paparazzi are a very small price to pay, and can be very, very useful.

Anonymous said...

It depends on how agressive they get, I don't think a celeb has to pay that high a price. If they get out of line, any abusive, phobic name calling, or if *they* assault him by coming too close, maybe a little cobra venom is in order.

Anonymous said...

If Jake really doesn't like the paps, he can move somewhere else like a lot of other stars do. Course we all know he won't do that, seeing as how Reeke are famewhores.

Anonymous said...

2:50 PM

Jake should learn from Clooney.
TMZ videos - first paparazzi was nice, second was just too pushy.

Anonymous said...

A herd of celebrity photographers flocked to photograph a shaken Lindsay Lohan earlier this summer after one photographer allegedly intentionally rammed his minivan into the teenage actress' Mercedes-Benz while she was driving through Los Angeles.

Lohan's experience sparked a California lawmaker to push an anti-paparazzi bill aimed at over-aggressive photographers who pursue celebrities. The bill is not aimed toward most press photographers, but some worry that it could have implications for the mainstream press.

Galo Ramirez, the photographer driving the minivan that allegedly hit Lohan's car, was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon and later with felony assault.

Under the anti-paparazzi bill, A.B. 381, photographers like Ramirez who are found guilty could be required to pay triple damages for assault under a section of the California Civil Code. The bill, sponsored by Assemblywoman Cindy Monteñez (D-San Fernando), won hasty Senate Judiciary Committee endorsement in late July. A full Senate vote is expected after the Legislature resumes work in August.

"This is not just [about] privacy," said Dana Mitchell, legislative director for Monteñez. The paparazzi are "physically trying to attack people."

After the Lohan incident, Monteñez gutted an unrelated bill and inserted the anti-paparazzi provisions. A person would be liable for assault if he or she intentionally injures another person under circumstance causing the victim to have a reasonable fear of violence. Such an action already constitutes assault, but under Monteñez' bill it would invoke greater punishment.

Anonymous said...

Before you knight him, Clooney has had his run-ins with the paps, not too pleasantly either.

Atticus said...

wanna bite the cookie lady in ass

I still valiant just afraid catch mad midget disease and me muzzle its long pointy enuff.

Anonymous said...

"Ent Lawyer sounds a little disingenuous. With all of the nastiness and crap that gossip sites and paps do to and say about celebs, for him to take issue with Jake's behavior is just hypocritical."


ITA

And why such big deal? he is a criminal now?

Anonymous said...

Its only since Reeke Jake has been anti-paps, in he past he's handled them well, he's used them, he's encouraged his sis to be cool, with them - he's flirted with paps, even, jeeze, walking down Greenwich Ave in the Village, commando style. He loved the attention. He ate it up. He even apologized to screaming fans on the streets when he had to show them his back cause he had to show up for a talk show.

Besides, he's an effin' Buddhist, where's your Buddhist cool, man?

One has to be blind not to see the man is mad as hell and the paps are just a part of whats bugging him.

learn from the master said...

Lesson 1

TMZ video - George being very nice to paparazzi

Anonymous said...

the man is mad as hell and the paps are just a part of whats bugging him

ITA

Anonymous said...

"Before you knight him, Clooney has had his run-ins with the paps, not too pleasantly either."

all celebrities have problem with paps at some moment.

But when Jake is concerned , "the sweeeeet Jake" it's become horrible
what evil
give me a break!

Anonymous said...

Spitting at papparazzi = JAKE HAS A PROBLEM

love George said...

"TMZ video - George being very nice to paparazzi"

All those people, questions, classy guy. And Jake can't handle 1 pap.

Anonymous said...

I think George had a fistfight with them at one time, or some altercation, Sean Penn as well. I'm sure they've mellowed over the years. Also, it depends on what happens - each situation is different. The paps may have been on their best behavior with George because they know he won't tolerate anything less.

Anonymous said...

"I still valiant just afraid catch mad midget disease and me muzzle its long pointy enuff."

Just spit it out, Atti, you're afraid you would bite off her long pointy chin. Its okay, there are 12 step anger management groups for dogs: try Maddog.com. In the meantime, say the Serenity Prayer.

Anonymous said...

Former sexiest man alive, George Clooney has always had a thing or two to say about the ever present paparazzi in his life. The actor has had his share of close calls thanks to the aggressive nature of the photographers and sees Britney Spears’ plight from a different vantage point.

“You look at the footage of Britney running the red light – there’s eight guys with cameras at night in the middle of the street. There are no rules now,” he tells Entertainment Tonight in an interview airing Tuesday. “It’s getting to a point where people that are not involved are getting hurt.”

The actor has recently been involved in a near collison with the press due to what he claims was a high speed chase down a one way street of himself and girlfriend Sarah Lawson. He has some valid points about their methods. It is dangerous what they do to try to get a shot of a celebrity.


Some stars have bodyguards now to keep paps at bay.

Anonymous said...

Nobody ever gets angry in your insular little worlds, everyone is always in control and nothing ever gets out of control. How very nice for you. Your world isn't real.

atticus said...

Im mad as hell and Im not going to take it anymore!

*bites obnoxious poster 3:30 on her posterior*

Anonymous said...

Sean Penn , colin farell, bruce willis ... many others
Bad boys team! LOL

Anonymous said...

The paps best friend is Paris Hilton

Anonymous said...

Nobody ever gets angry in your insular little worlds, everyone is always in control and nothing ever gets out of control.

Two days in a row out of control.

Anonymous said...

Of course people get angry, but most people either just walk away, flip the bird or yell. When someone resorts to physical abuse it's a problem.

TMZ said...

McConaughey -- Tick'd Off in Watch Store

Mule kickin' hissy fitter Jake Gyllenhaal could learn a lot from Matthew McConaughey -- dude knows how to keep his cool when dealing with the paparazzi.

Yesterday in Hollywood, McConaughey didn't appreciate the paps filming him inside "Wanna Buy A Watch" -- where he and Camilla were shopping on her 27th birthday. So Matt kindly, politely stepped outside to cut a deal with the photogs.

TMZ

What said...

((Trolly,))

It's really pitiful that some can't express themselves with a complete rational thought or argument. The above comment / response speaks in volumes of the blonde deer in the headlights attitude of the kool-aid drinkers.

((a) "this is my opinion" is implied. Trolls act as if they KNOW the TRUTH

b) you don't have any concrete evidence either, so cut the bullshit.)))

So you finally admitted to not really knowing anything more than anyone else. Great.

Anonymous said...

the blonde deer in the headlights attitude

LOL!

Anonymous said...

(Trolly, can you PLEASE stop using "your need for this"?)

NO. It's True. You just haven't figured it out yet.

(I promise not to mention your undying need for Jake to be straight.")

Wrong anon, I don't think Jake is straight.

Anonymous said...

Fangirl stupidity is endless.

which fangirl are you talking about? Sorry, lines get blurred so easily!

1. fangirl = used to be Jake fans who are pissed and ridicule his every waking moments because they are upset he did not come out as rumored so they are Austin N. (fangirls) by default

2. fangirls = girls and boys who are only fans of ToothyTile and no one else Jake who?

3. fangirls = anybody who dislike Reese W. and Jake is now disliked by default because of his friendship with Reese.

etc. etc...

Anonymous said...

4:59 PM

fangirls = Jake is great, he would never lie (therefore he's straight) nor pretend = babblers.

Clear enough?

Anonymous said...

fangirls = Jake is great, he would never date a bitch, therefore Reese is great too.

Anonymous said...

So you finally admitted to not really knowing anything more than anyone else.

Stop making shit up, it's boring.

Anonymous said...

ah the hour of the Trollys has come, it's often at dusk.

Anonymous said...

(Trolly, can you PLEASE stop using "your need for this"?)

NO. It's True. You just haven't figured it out yet.


Of course, YOU know everything.

Anonymous said...

Very few of my non fan friends question his sexuality. The comment is always "isn't he dating some girl now" and "you only think he's gay because of BBM". The gay rumors are not that widespread. Thanks to Kirsten and Reese.

Outside this purple bubble of weird Jake fandom, (Including me for spending too much of valued time on it) No one really gives a damn if Jake is gay or not. Some of the extreme fans are really fooling themselves of the importance of this.

Is it for (1 Gay rights) or (2 he has to be gay so I can marry him and we have a manly man wedding together) or for (3 shits and giggles)?
Some how I think it's 2.

Anonymous said...

"Of course" drumming fingers on table "YOU know everything. . . "

This is a person suffering from parental abuse. Feel pity, do not make fun of this poor sod. It may after all be somebody's mother.

Anonymous said...

After 6 months of reading the Jake fan sites and researching the TT series, I still can't understand why some are so upset with Jake and seem to wish his downfall.

If he's stright, bisexual or gay and with Reese or not with Reese, what's the fuss and Klatter about. Worser things have happened than this.

Anonymous said...

5:18 you're right about one thing, most people don't care whether Jake is gay, which is why HW should stop keeping stars in the closet and Jake should just come out and be happy.

But we all know HW continues caters to the homophobes/fangirls who would just "die" if their idol was gay crowd because HW thinks it is okay to do so in order to sell a few more tickets, while it is no longer acceptable to do the same when it comes to racists.

Anonymous said...

Most of the people I know think Jake is gay.

obviously you have all gay friends. Boys that are 14 to 17. Didn't think I knew this did you?

Anonymous said...

(2 he has to be gay so I can marry him and we have a manly man wedding together)

Projecting much? lol

Anonymous said...

I'll enlighten you 5:25, see my post immediately above. We don't want Jake's downfall, we want the downfall of HW's homophobic star system.

Anonymous said...

"Ent Lawyer sounds a little disingenuous. With all of the nastiness and crap that gossip sites and paps do to and say about celebs, for him to take issue with Jake's behavior is just hypocritical."


ITA

And why such big deal? he is a criminal now?

NO. He's not a criminal. Ent Lawyer and most entertainment blogs have nothing to talk about so the create shit. While knowing all the time silly people believe or make something out of a NON Story. 90% of the silly fans / nonfans here.

Anonymous said...

For crying out loud, why doesn't he dump this fucking midget? It never should have happened anyway.
And who the fuck advised him to do PoP? For money Jake, really?
He's not a crap actor like Bloom, he's ok/solid like Pitt, that's why he could do better than PoP, I'm sure. But I guess it's all about the cash. How disappointing.

Anonymous said...

5:18 you're right about one thing, most people don't care whether Jake is gay

Most people doesn't give a shit about Jake, but they expect their actors to be straight.

Anonymous said...

^^^ don't

Anonymous said...

YAnon 5:25 you have to get something: Jake's fan are the craziest fans of the world!( reeke fans , jaustin fans, chris jake fans , heath jake fans, the santa claus jake fans .....)


Our Ent lawyer is pretty funny playing "the shocked gossiper" on jake's spit lol
Enty little bitch, you "spit" on celebrities all day, if there is someone who can understand Jake,it's you!

Anonymous said...

While knowing all the time silly people believe or make something out of a NON Story.

Jake losing control in public is a STORY for ALL Jake fans.

Posted on OMG said...

Jake losing control in public is a STORY for ALL Jake fans.

Maybe not. LOL

"Whats sad/funny about Jake's kick-spit is:
#1 DCF Eyelashes no one said anything about it
#2 WDW some discussion but not a lot
#3 IHJ hardly anything.
#4 Babble, nothing.

Those 4 sites are tombs today."

Anonymous said...

"I'll enlighten you 5:25, see my post immediately above. We don't want Jake's downfall, we want the downfall of HW's homophobic star system."

somehow I don't see this 5:29. Too much time on Jake Gyllenhaal and not enough on other stars that are rumoured to be in the closet. Clooney is a master at PR, bearding, and telling it like it is. Most think he's gay. And I love the guy. Don't see the arguments about him on his fansite. Most fans and hollywood let the guy be or better still, I don't think Goerge would stand for the scrutiny. He knows what to do and he seems good at it. He has not come out. What's the difference.

Anonymous said...

The difference for me is I dont give a shit about Clooney, I care about Jake and have followed his career for three years.

Nobody here wants Jake's "downfall" but many have an investment of love and concern and interest and prsent disappointment that is pretty passionate.

What is your point in coming here only to criticize posters who are not YOU and blow your own horn? I dont get it. Do you do this in real life or only on line?

Anonymous said...

"Nobody here wants Jake's "downfall" but many have an investment of love and concern and interest and prsent disappointment that is pretty passionate.

What is your point in coming here only to criticize posters who are not YOU and blow your own horn? I dont get it. Do you do this in real life or only on line?

You care about Jake? What a funny way of showing care with disdain for his every move. Stop fooling yourself. please


"Nobody here wants Jake's "downfall" but many have an investment of love and concern and interest and prsent disappointment that is pretty passionate."

I don't think he asked for your investment of love, only to appreciate his craft in acting. I'm sure he has his own loves. Disappointment of What? He is living his life wheather you agree with it or not. He's not gettin drunk, or getting arrested for drugs. What are you talking about. If you like him some much you would accept him for who he is, not as you want him to be. Even if he's with you know who, it's his choice and if he is bearding, it's his choice. You don't know him personally, do you.
The pretty passionate disappointment has turned to anger and disgust for him with most here. Oh, you didn't notice.

Anonymous said...

You care about Jake? What a funny way of showing care with disdain for his every move.

Don't blame us for Jake's shit.

Anonymous said...

6:11 you dont get it ADMIT IT. Just ADMIT it I will not stop drumming my fingers on your head until you NOTICE and TELL THE TRUTH and ADMIT WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON.

and while I think of it 6:11, how come you never reply to my e-mails. is it all over between us?

Anonymous said...

Those other sites are tombs because they know the thought police will crack down on them if they get too negative, so they're clearly all over here instead.

Anonymous said...

You don't know him personally, do you. The pretty passionate disappointment has turned to anger and disgust for him with most here. Oh, you didn't notice.

We did notice that trolls keep repeating themselves.

Anonymous said...

"Jake Gyllenhaal Kicks Paparazzo, Runs Away

So ole Toothy Tile Jake Gyllenhaal has jury duty. Stars, they're just like us! And what do normal people do when they're goaded into joking about a $15 per diem? Why, we carry out acts of simple assault of course. Duh.

So he kicked the dude. Through a closing door. While he was running away. Jesus, Jake, don't get all macho on us!

It was a bitch move but its still kinda funny watching Jake Gyllenhaal look panicked. You'd think he was being chased by a giant vagina."

http://www.winnersusedrugs.com/2009/01/jake-gyllenhaal-kicks-paparazzo-runs.html

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

#4 Babble, nothing.

WHAT !?! Babblers aren't defending Jake's Constitutional right to spit at and kick as many people as he wants?!? I'm shocked.

Anonymous said...

It was a bitch move but its still kinda funny watching Jake Gyllenhaal look panicked. You'd think he was being chased by a giant vagina."

I'm sure the fans here love post like these. It just makes their day. More ridicule Jakes way. We love post more becuase it validates everyone else is upset with him and thinks he's gay. Keep it coming. LOL Passionate fans my? WoW
Wonder if if was about Austin or Heath, the blog would erupt with "why the Hate". lol

Anonymous said...

" Babblers aren't defending Jake's Constitutional right to spit at and kick as many people as he wants?!? I'm shocked"

They are doing so on other sites.

Anonymous said...

6:31, why do you hate Amerika?

Anonymous said...

6:31 PM

Jake did look panicked which was sad & ridiculous at the same time. How is that our fault?

Anonymous said...

"It was a bitch move but its still kinda funny watching Jake Gyllenhaal look panicked. You'd think he was being chased by a giant vagina."

I love Jake dearly, and think this is very funny and true about him, he stares at women's boobs so he doesnt have to be spooked by what's in the nether regions.

There was a great Woody Allen movie where the hero was pursued by a giant breast. Jake has said out loud that women scare him.

Anonymous said...

Trolls are hitting on OMG - verrrry interesting.

They sure got stirred up.

Anonymous said...

I don't think he asked for your investment of love, only to appreciate his craft in acting. I'm sure he has his own loves. Disappointment of What? He is living his life wheather you agree with it or not. He's not gettin drunk, or getting arrested for drugs. What are you talking about. If you like him some much you would accept him for who he is, not as you want him to be.

I do recall someone getting drunk and arrested in Michigan while trying to pick up a prostitute to get rid of those pesky gay rumors too. Wonder what this crew here would think about that. (Leave him alone, I guess)

Anonymous said...

Who is that someone?

liza minnelli said...

I wonder if the people visiting this site has gone down? Many people seem disappointed at Jake. The question I have is what do you expect from Jake? What makes him different from other "spoiled hollywood, twentysomething.... What happen to babytile? Does anyone still believe there's a baby?

Anonymous said...

Many people seem disappointed at Jake.

I think all Jake fans are disappointed.

snicker said...

Not disappointed in the least at Jake over his behavior towards the pap.

One would actually have to give a damn to feel that.

What am I? Mildly amused to see his pap schmoozing come back to do a little ass biting, and all the babblers on here desparate to explain The Spit away while projecting their own feelings of Jake upset on to people who have endured almost 2 years of Reeke. What could be more out of line than that?

Anonymous said...

The question I have is what do you expect from Jake?

To Get His Mojo Back.

prairiegirl said...

Hey, WFT2!! Warning, Will Robinson! Warning!

lol. Boy, Anon @ 19:21, you have it right. By being so heavily & vehemently present on WFT2 the past couple of days and now also visiting OMG, scoffers are showing unrest over something. Unbelievable. You all have had to put up with it now for a few days & I admire your stellar wall.

Gee, it almost makes me yearn for a week of Rome just to bring the quiet back, lol.

Anonymous said...

projecting their own feelings of Jake upset on to people who have endured almost 2 years of Reeke.


Endured, ENDURED!! Who, I ask you Who, asked you to endure the so-called Reeking? You did this at your own free will, just as you and others have claimed the same on Jake for his actions. It was you who put too much into a rumor, now you are paying for it. It was you who had Grand Expectations of someone "Jake" coming out. Get over it, no one owes you nothing, especially Jake! Endured?? Now things come to life. LMAO

Anonymous said...

Who, I ask you Who, asked you to endure the so-called Reeking?

Jake.

Anonymous said...

We dont pay alot of attention to yr recorded pronouncements 8:15, although you sound kinda like Miss Haversham lately, from where do you glean your camp dialogue, anyway. At first I thought you were a woman but now I think you're Anthony Perkins in drag from Psycho. In fact, I think you're having a good bit of fun.

Dyin' to read your CV - are you looking for work in the industry, or are you taken, already?

Danny D said...

Jake baby every little gesture has a meaning all its own and I will endure, yes ENDURE almost anything you do, darling boy, but - FUCK - calm down, cowboy.

love,
yr big little man

you know the saying
big man big dick
little man all dick

Anonymous said...

To me, seems like internet consensus is that Jake acted like a baby, Reeke are fake,PR whores and he should end showmance. This was posted as a commnet over at JustJared. Funniest thing ever ---

Jake's code of ethics for paps @ 01/29/2009 at 8:04 pm

Jake+Reese+kids in public park = OK

Jake+Reese+kids at Seaworld in SF = OK

Jake+Reese+kids in Paris park = OK

Jake+Reese buying coffe/shopping 1,985 times = OK

Jake+Reese sightseeing in Rome = OK

Jake+Reese at the Lakers game = OK

Jake+Reese on a closed movie set on another continent = OK

Jake+Reese eating in restaurants = OK

Jake+Reese+Mom shopping in Farmer’s Market = OK

Jake+Reese visiting out of the way places, areas where paps are not known to frequent = OK

BUT…

Jake walking into public building through a public door from a public street = Invasion of privacy.

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Anonymous said...

In fact, I think you're having a good bit of fun.

Dyin' to read your CV - are you looking for work in the industry, or are you taken, already?

Just a little. Yep.

Anonymous said...

I haven't watched the videos, and I don't think I'm going to, but logically, people - if Jake tried to push open a "pull" door, once he realized it, he's going to have to back up to open it, and if a paparazzi was following that closely behind him, he might get his foot stepped on or his shin bumped, accidentally. But having to have a story, they'd turn it into a kicking incident. Is there a minimum distance paps are required to stay from a celeb in CA? If there isn't there should be. Call it an assumption of risk for the paps, if they get too close.

I'm also gonna go out on a limb and say that if Jake was out, some of us might be a bit more understanding and liberal in the interpretation of his lapse in behavior.

I also wouldn't go holding up other celebs as shining examples of how to behave, since they've all had their less than shining moments, Matt McC, George C., etc.

Anonymous said...

To me, seems like internet consensus is that Jake acted like a baby, Reeke are fake,PR whores and he should end showmance.

Let's be real 8:34 most of the negative posters (6) who comment about Jake on the entertainment blogs come directly from wft2 and omg. Some even give out the WFT and OMG sites while posting on these blogs. All 6 of the posters check entertainment blogs daily for Jake stuff. Kinda like the Trolls huh. Everyone knows. It's out there.

Anonymous said...

The spitting 8.40, the spitting! what do you think of that? Is there a minimum distance for that too? LOL

Anonymous said...

I haven't watched the videos, and I don't think I'm going to

You should.
Kicking - Jake was very nervous, he didn't know how to open the door at first.
Spitting - Jake was walking towards the paparazzi, paparazzi didn't move.

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