Tuesday 12 February 2008

Fauxmance

Dear Ted:
Is the woman Toothy Tile's currently using as a beard also using him as a beard? In Old Hollywood, there were "lavender" marriages and relationships between two gay people of the opposite gender to throw off the public's suspicions. Do these still exist?
Nan
Des Moines, Iowa

Dear Crack Addict:
Get high much?

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth