Tuesday, 14 April 2009

10 Reasons a Bike is Better than a Boyfriend

Jake Gyllenhaal, Austin Nichols
Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols
April 13, 2009


The top ten reasons a bike is better than a boyfriend:

10. He always follows your directions.

9. He doesn’t care if you ride more than one bike.

8. You can always add performance-enhanced upgrades.

7. He doesn’t complain about being tired if you want him to go faster.

6. It’s a good thing if he’s full of gas.

5. He naturally vibrates without extra accessories.

4. He only whines if something is actually wrong.

3. He can take you from zero to "Oh, my God! Oh my God!" in 3.4 seconds.

2. He doesn’t worry if his engine isn’t the biggest you’ve ever ridden.

1. You’re guaranteed to get off at least once at the end of every ride!

Jake Gyllenhaal
Source: Top Ten Reasons a Bike is Better than a Boyfriend
Photos: IHJ