Wednesday 4 March 2009

Musicals and the Gay Gene


March 18, 2003

Arguments about whether there's a "gay gene" have roiled scholars for years. But as Oscar night approaches, I'm going out on a limb to declare that while we may never stop arguing about that, we can be sure of one thing: There's a Broadway musical gene, and gay men have it. Solid proof is on movie screens all over America.

Chicago, the most sizzling movie musical since Cabaret, is single-handedly reviving what was until recently considered a moribund art form. And no surprise to me, it was created in almost every sense by gays: namely, its writer, producers, and brilliant director. Pure coincidence? Puhl-e-e-eze. Chicago is just the latest bit of scientific evidence that while the homosexual hypothalamus may not necessarily determine sexual orientation, it sure knows how to tap its toes.

It's funny about gay men and musicals. Sure, the theater queen stereotype may be a bit overblown. But when you count up the sheer number of Cole Porters and Michael Bennetts, Stephen Sondheims and Noel Cowards, Jerome Robbinses, Jerry Hermans, Leonard Bernsteins, and Tommy Tunes, you have to admit that a velvet mafia has always had Broadway in its pocket.

And what's true onstage is just as true out there in the audience. Starting in junior high, boys blessed with the Broadway gene reflexively shun the gridiron to embrace Gypsy. And what happens? They're almost automatically pegged as gays-in-training. (I know--I was one.)

As we grow older, the gene manifests itself in strange and eerie ways. For decades phrases like "friend of Dorothy" were pillars of the secret code of the closet. Today's repository of this genetic lore isn't so much the Broadway stage as the big city piano bar--as gay an institution as the leather bar. There you'll find theater queens, driven by an impulse Freud never addressed, sitting around singing obscure songs from shows that closed out of town--and somehow knowing every word!

So Foucaultians can whistle against the wind. Homosexuality and hoofing go together like ... well, like song and dance.

Need more proof? Consider this. For the past couple of decades the musical was considered a dying art form. Rock overthrew Broadway show tunes as America's most popular music, and audiences supposedly didn't buy actors spontaneously bursting into song. Maybe. But it's just as possible that musicals declined because the vital gay link had been damaged.

AIDS swept away many of Broadway's leading gay lights, like Michael Bennett--people we needed to keep the genre going. And gay lib itself may have thrown a wrench into the genetic works. After all, an intense biological attraction to Ethel Merman and clever lyrics used to create the kind of bond for gays that sports do for many straights. Once we were liberated, our genes went all wooky, confused by a culture that produced disco, the gym, and the circuit. Cut off from what we knew best, gay men were cast adrift.

But biology is destiny, and the sudden success of a movie musical put together by a top gay team has profound clinical implications. The fact that writer Bill Condon, producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, and director Rob Marshall were able to cook up such a stunning reinvention validates musical essentialism and refutes any constructionist blather that they just "happen" to be gay.

After all, Chicago's gay creators report that they didn't fall in love with musicals because of gay culture or gay oppression, and they certainly weren't "recruited." They "always knew" they loved musicals. Rob Marshall reports that he "knew" when he was 4; Craig Zadan when he was 8. Sound familiar?

This, people, is the mysterious gay musical gene at work. Its fruits are now up on the screen to razzle-dazzle the clueless masses.

So on Oscar night I'll tip my hat to other gay-related films, like The Hours. But I'll be rooting for Chicago. Not just for what it is but what it represents. As Tevye says in Fiddler: Tradition! In this case, a major gay biological tradition, battered and bruised but still all-singing, all-dancing, and all-dreaming, despite changing tastes and the circuit and all that jazz.

Source: The Advocate, article by Gabriel Rotello

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Anonymous said...

Bulge never too big!

Anonymous said...

8:52 maybe their computer overheated!

Anonymous said...

That looks like my favorite codpiece - Black Russian.

Great choice my Prince!

Anonymous said...

Is Jake in character in these PoP photos? He's not looking very butch in them at all...

Anonymous said...

What's not butch? His pinky?

Anonymous said...

After seeing the POP pics, I'm more convinced than ever that POP is going to suck and poor Jake will look beyond campy. This is what he signed on for the showmance with Reese for? This is the big action movie and franchise he got by associating with Reese? Personally, I'm not liking the POP look and to me, the pics make him look like the gay Prince of Persia. All this time trying to look like Mr. 100% Straight Man and the POP promo pics make him look like something out of a gay porn magazine.

Anonymous said...

This is the big action movie and franchise he got by associating with Reese?

No, the woman who produces and acts in shitty movies like Penelope and Four Christmases doesn't have that kind of influence.

Anonymous said...

"Maybe "I live in a different world" from the Telegraph interview?"

Possibly! I cant believe I thot this was part of the JR interview -apparently I was so blown away by all of this, at the time - and then the Rome pictures -

Anonymous said...

All this time trying to look like Mr. 100% Straight Man and the POP promo pics make him look like something out of a gay porn magazine.

I think you have a point.
First PoP pictures were spoiled by the chinny midget.
This time they could use picture of Jake in some kind of action, not just striking a pose.

Anonymous said...

"Maybe "I live in a different world" from the Telegraph interview?"

Oh by the way, 8:39, thanks alot for tracking down this quote!

Anonymous said...

Bwah! I love Jake, but he looks like a euro-ethnic version of Kevin Sorbo in those POP pics.

Anonymous said...

Is Jake gonna do parkour with his trousers way down to his pubes throughout this picture?

Anonymous said...

Some ONTD gays like pictures :)

iheartjakemedia.com is my xtube.
seriously.

Anonymous said...

I swear. The only things missing from those pics are their paperback replicas complete with crackling fire, a busty barmaid behind Jake and Danielle Steele's signature sprawled across the front.

Prince of Persia in Paradise. A Novel.

Anonymous said...

What's the pinky "saying" to you?
Enlighten us.

Anonymous said...

What's the pinky "saying" to you?

Jake was drinking a lot of tea in England, what else? lol

Proper tea drinking

Anonymous said...

I still remember all of the people who made fun of the choice of Heath to play the Joker.

Please don't tell me Heath's a better actor. Plenty of people were aware of his previous work and still thought he would be horrible. There were plenty of jokes and put downs made.

I intend to reserve judgement until I start seeing trailers.

I think some of you would like nothing better than for Jake to fail in this.

What are you going to do if it succeeds?

Anonymous said...

We will be happy for Jake.

Yes, Heath was a better actor, but that has nothing to do with Jake being a convincing Prince of Persia.

Anonymous said...

POP promo pics make him look like something out of a gay porn magazine.

I know this is just a small, small bit of PoP promotion but I don't understand why Disney didn't choose better pictures.

And how come IHJ had the pictures first?
Just Jared and a lot of (all?) other sites are using IHJ pictures. Disney needs IHJ to publish official stills?

Anonymous said...

11:13, they'll still bitch and moan.

ITA with you re Heath and the Joker. And what about Jonny Depp? The public and movie execs were shitting bricks when it was heard he was wearing eye make up and his character had a lot of gayness in a pirate movie. No one liked the new Batman looks, no one thot RDJ could be Ironman etc. It takes time for the stupid public to get used to new roles, new looks, new things. Its probably why they have to start POP promos so early. And who says the Prince won't be gay or have gayness like Depp's Pirate? Anything wrong with that? Of all people, the people on this board should be happy and supportive, not insulting if Jake's Prince seems gay. Or did you all turn into homophobics overnite?

Anonymous said...

I don't hope fails. I look forward to PoP. I just think that pic of him is hella funny.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god. Thank you, thank you, thank you 11:30.

Anonymous said...

I don't hope *he* fails.

Anonymous said...

Clooney says in the Sunday nytimes that the next American male in cinema is currently doing television shows.

Anonymous said...

Et tu George?

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. "next American male in cinema is currently doing television shows" ?

Anonymous said...

"And how come IHJ had the pictures first?
Just Jared and a lot of (all?) other sites are using IHJ pictures. Disney needs IHJ to publish official stills?"

Maybe because IHJ is a fan site not a gossip site. Maybe because they are to be enjoyed by real fans not critiqued by the idiot masses. Proof in point: Just Jared and the awful comments. Where did these horrid, ignorant people come from?

Anonymous said...

Of all people, the people on this board should be happy and supportive, not insulting if Jake's Prince seems gay.

We love gay Jake. We would love gay and campy Prince.
The question is will campy Prince work in the movie and what others think about it.

Anonymous said...

Maybe because IHJ is a fan site not a gossip site. Maybe because they are to be enjoyed by real fans not critiqued by the idiot masses.

LOL
We are talking about 150-million-dollar budget movie promotion.
It doesn't look professional and doesn't make sense to use Jake's fan who runs IHJ for such business task.

Anonymous said...

This is interesting, the (IHJ) POP images at Just Jared are gone. "UPDATE: Apologies, images removed!"

Anonymous said...

11:45, so now that JJ isn't allowed to use the IHJ images what do you say now?

Anonymous said...

Bloody amateurs.

Anonymous said...

At IHJ Home page re POP pics "Many thanks go out to Beau for sending these beauties to me!" (Stephanie)

Anonymous said...

PoP pictures comment:

I am a medical doctor.
Interesting picture.
Is that just makeup on the left flank - or has Jake had kidney surgery in his life.

That is the exact scar that would be done to perform left kidney surgery.

Anonymous said...

Where are the men? Or, more specifically, where are the American men? As much as I love actors like Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Denzel Washington, these big-time movie stars have been big-time movie stars for at least a decade.

Not long ago, during an interview, I mentioned this deficit to George Clooney and he offered a solution. ‘‘Look to television,’’ he said. ‘‘That’s where the next crop of leading men are living.’’

More than in films, television is the land of pretty people. Cinema, instead, looks for interesting faces — actors that combine looks and mystery.
‘‘You might think about Eric Dane,’’ Clooney had said, referring to the doctor known as McSteamy on ‘‘Grey’s Anatomy.’’ ‘‘He’s good-looking, and he has a sense of humor. That’s rare.’’


link

Anonymous said...

Were these pics leaked early by someone. Was there an official Disney statement about them? I'm a Jake fan but these posters are a huge turn off. The body is sexy, but with Jake's head on them, they leave me absolutely cold. In fact they make me laugh. Were these taken while he was in character. He does not look princely - he looks too unsure of himself. Not in command.

Anonymous said...

Me thinks these pictures were fine and were released to generate buzz ... until the PoP people started seeing the mixed to downright BASHING of them by the public.

Tisk, tisk.

Anonymous said...

The scar is makeup. So is the scar on his left arm. Part of the Prince character. Nice to know an MD thinks it's real!

Anonymous said...

When she attacks him with a knife... shouldn't the wound be on the Left side - shoulder - side of face ?

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal: the next John Travolta. like we need one. ~.m.

How can anyone take you seriously as an actor like that? Come on. What happened to Donnie Darko and Jack Twist?

i need to get something off my chest. i am officially done with Jake Gyllenhaal. as many of my close friends (and a few random acquaintances) know, i used to think this guy was the sexiest man ever.

but that’s all over now. i was confused when i heard that he was seeing Reese Witherspoon. don’t get me wrong, she’s cute and a good actress. but she’s clearly a “nice” person (i.e. doesn’t have a personality.) Boring. i guess i’d say i was disappointed by his taste in women. but now in movies? that’s too much.

one of the reasons i liked him so much was his choice of acting roles. with the exception of Bubble Boy and The Day After Tomorrow, i thought his choice of roles was impressive. movies like Donnie Darko, Jarhead, The Good Girl, Moonlight Mile, Proof and Brokeback Mountain were pretty low-budget and didn’t get too much attention. but the plotlines, subject matter and acting in them are really good–i’d even say great. he had a very respectable indie credibility that made him seem intelligent (as an actor) and sexy. and then even Rendition and Zodiac were okay. (yeah, i know there are movies i neglected to mention.)

but this Prince of Persia thing was it for me. there’s no way this movie’s going to be good. it’ll be all set design, special effects and sex with no plot so the acting won’t even matter. if i’m wrong, i’ll say so, no problem. but i won’t be. this will get awful reviews and the only people who will see it will be rabid Gyllenhaal fans and gamers. and they’ll be disappointed, too.

between the settling down with Generic Blonde Girl and her kids and the shitty movie choice, it’s over. he’s officially become Boring Guy. and i don’t think there’s any coming back from that. he should just grow a comb-over, a double-chin and a pot belly now so i can forget how hot i thought he was and just be embarrassed i ever liked him.

he could have been the next Edward Norton. but i’m pretty sure that won’t happen. he’ll turn into the next Nicholas Cage or John Travolta and coast for the rest of his career on his previous work. he’ll choose to do mediocre big-budget studio films just to make bank and get his ego stroked. and his acting will be less believable than the wig he’ll be wearing. (like Travolta. that was a dig. get it? ‘cuz Travolta wears a wig.)
a few years ago, he seemed like less of a tool. he was making good movies and playing complicated roles. now he’s as generic as his girlfriend.

but at least his sister’s still hot. and i can’t think of any embarrassingly shitty movies she’s been in. she’s way cooler than him, but i think that was always true. she was in Secretary and The Dark Knight, for chrissakes.

Pinky Links

Anonymous said...

New Images Of Deadpool & The Prince Of Persia Look Uncool

A pair of new images of Jake Gyllenhaal as the title character in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time have appeared online as well as a new still of Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

In short, the Prince of Persia ones are an example of bad marketing and the Deadpool shot makes a cool actor and a cool character look cheap.

First, we have the two of Mr. Gyllenhaal who plays Prince Dastan, a name created for the movie as it was unknown in the video game for which the film is based. The first thing you’ll notice are his goofy facial expressions and the second is that this picture shows off nothing from the game.

Is Jake Gyllenhaal topless and dumbfounded what they’re trying to sell? I have no idea how they could take these pictures and use them as promotional images - They appear to be set photos as opposed to stills. Either way, this does not make me want to see the movie.

At least the background looks decent.

The movie is directed by Mike Newell and is based on the successful remake of the 1989 side-scroller video game. The remake came out in 2003 and was dubbed Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time for which this movie takes its title. I have low expectations for this film and it’s not just because it’s based on a video game.

Screen Rant

Anonymous said...

you can take the man out of gaydom, but you can't take gaydom out of a man.

Anonymous said...

I still remember all of the people who made fun of the choice of Heath to play the Joker.

True, they made fun of him especially because he played a gay cowboy. Many Batman fanboys hated Nolan’s choice because of that. I don't know if you remember but when the first picture of the Joker came out people didn't laugh at Heath. Then around September 2007 the talk about a possible Oscar nod started, this was before any trailer came out. The buzz already existed almost a year before TDK was realeased.

I really hope PoP won't be a bomb. I still don't get why Jake had to do this movie, if he wanted to do a blockbuster that badly he should’ve waited for something better. He should've done something based on a comic book, not a video game. Fingers crossed PoP won't suck.

Anonymous said...

I highly doubt that the pics were approved by Disney. They were posted by a fan (she claims to have a fanpage of Jake, shes a dutch woman/girl) on IHJ on the PoP thread. Nothing official. The woman also did not they where she got them.

Thats obviously the reason why JustJared removed them from his side.

Anonymous said...

"The woman also did not say where she got them from"

Sorry!

Anonymous said...

The pics at the Dutch site were pngs and take a long time to load. Looks like Stephanie at IHJ asked the poster for permission to copy, and then changed it to jpegs and put the IHJ tags on. Which is fine, IHJ is honest, not out to cheat anyone. Turns out Just Jared was using the IHJ pics. (they had the IHJ tags at the bottom), but at least they were ok with deleting them.

IDK if IHJ knows this but alot of other sites with the POP story/pics are linking to Huffington Post, which is also using the IHJ tagged pics. All the sites are saying "we don't know where Huffington Post got these pics but thank you so much to the Huffington Post for these POP pics!" Huffington isn't giving IHJ any credit either.

Anonymous said...

How weird the ONTD POP pic entry is "ERROR You are not authorized to view this protected entry." Does this happen when it gets to 10 pages or were the comments that bad? I read some comments before it shut down, where did all those rude people come from, out of the woodwork?

Anonymous said...

"ERROR You are not authorized to view this protected entry."

it means the post is locked.can be seen by members only.

Anonymous said...

Re: the POP pics.

The comments from the posters on general movie sites are mostly negative.

/Film

Coming soon.net

Anonymous said...

People who still are complaining cause he is too white and not "Persian" enough make me laught!

I never played the game but I saw pics and the guy don't look persian either in the game!

Anonymous said...

The girl from Pink link blog sounds dumb no?

No need to be so alarmist , it's just a fantasy movie, not the end of the world!
Certainly not my cup of tea either , but an actor can't do serious movies all the time and even if it's not a masterpiece, so what?? Pirates of Carabean wasn't , Pitt in troy looked like a gigolo escaped from Las Vegas,Colin farell was as convincing in Alexandre as my aunt with his blond wig and Clooney is still alive artisticely after the "outstanding" Batman and Robin.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Disney will make a few great teasers and trailers and convince the public that Prince of Persia is the next best thing after sliced bread :)

Anonymous said...

IHJ still had pictures under
Home > Official Movie Pictures > Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)

Just Jared - UPDATE: Apologies, images removed!

Anonymous said...

No need to be so alarmist , it's just a fantasy movie, not the end of the world!
Certainly not my cup of tea either , but an actor can't do serious movies all the time and even if it's not a masterpiece, so what?? Pirates of Carabean wasn't , Pitt in troy looked like a gigolo escaped from Las Vegas,Colin farell was as convincing in Alexandre as my aunt with his blond wig and Clooney is still alive artisticely after the "outstanding" Batman and Robin.

Yeah, but other than Pirates, the other movies she mentioned were huge flops. The actors she mentioned had good movies before and good movies after. Jake's movies before POP were Zodiac-flop at box office but OK movie- and Rendition-huge flop and sucky movie. What does Jake have coming out? Nailed-sounds bad and probably straight to DVD-and Brothers-may be good if it ever comes out. I don't want Jake to fail, but he put himself in a situation with the bearding with Reese to straighten his image so he could have a big HW movie career. So far none of that has happened and doesn't seem like it will. POP looks like it will be a camp fest. All Jake's bearding has gotten him is being known in the rags as Reese's boyfriend. Wish he would end the bearding. I want him to go back to being Jake the movie star.

Anonymous said...

ONTD - "ERROR You are not authorized to view this protected entry."
it means the post is locked. can be seen by members only.


Correct, pictures and comments are still there.

Anonymous said...

‘‘You might think about Eric Dane,’’ Clooney had said, referring to the doctor known as McSteamy on ‘‘Grey’s Anatomy.’’ ‘‘He’s good-looking, and he has a sense of humor. That’s rare.’’

Hey, I'm beautiful and have a wonderful sense of humor!

Anonymous said...

In short, the Prince of Persia ones are an example of bad marketing ...

Great.

Anonymous said...

Reese or no Reese , he would probably choose POP and the others too!
I think this guy loves playing with fire , when you star in a such weird movie like Donnie Darko cult movie in Indie circle but completely misunderstood by the mass , in BBM the "gay" cowboy movie , in Zodiac brillant but more documentary movie than thriller action movie kind of Seven, in Jared a war movie without war, well I am not surprised he accepted POP or Nailed and soon a musical??!
He loves the challenge with the risk it could be ridiculous at the end.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Stephanie at IHJ asked the poster for permission to copy, and then changed it to jpegs and put the IHJ tags on. Which is fine, IHJ is honest, not out to cheat anyone.

In that case Stephanie made a mistake when she put them under Home > Official Movie Pictures > Prince of Persia.

Anonymous said...

/Film comment:

in confessions of a shopoholic (you can -1 me just for seeing it. not my fault), there is a shot of Isla's character walking down the street, and the camera stops and there's a massive prince of persia/gyllenhaal poster. the camera practically freezes on it for a whole second. no surprise they're both jerry bruckheimer productions. i was shocked to see it seeing how we've had nothing released about it. /film should get a screen shot.

I've seen the shot of the poster it's nothing really too impressive I'd rather they had released a high-rez version online...they're spending a lot time on post production on this one considering it's release date....since all the live action was finished in December you'd think they could manage a teaser trailer..I'm getting the feeling they're going to be relying too much on CGI

I saw that too. I got all excited and looked allover for it online. Cross-media advertising is blatant and not very inventive.

Anonymous said...

Coming soon.net comment:

Gays around the world rejoice!!! Obviously this film KNOWS the crowd its gearing toward... and that would be the queers... and I speak as one of them.

Bring on the shirtless J.G. in all his awkward glory.

Anonymous said...

"I've seen the shot of the poster it's nothing really too impressive I'd rather they had released a high-rez version online...they're spending a lot time on post production on this one considering it's release date....since all the live action was finished in December you'd think they could manage a teaser trailer..I'm getting the feeling they're going to be relying too much on CGI"

I hear you see almost nothing about the poster on the movie, it last 2 seconds lol

as for a teaser trailer now?, too early no ?

Anonymous said...

a glimpse of the POP poster in 'Confessions of a Shopaholic':

You Tube

Anonymous said...

These pictures are probably not part of the marketing campaign, but it will be a good way for the marketers to gauge some reactions. I suspect this will be a year long campaign as was done for TDK. The official kick off will probably begin this summer with the Comic Book conventions.

What I really hope is that the people who marketed TDK work for this film because that was one of the most brillant campaigns ever.

So, unlike some, I think I will wait awhile before I decide that a 29 year old man's career is over.

Anonymous said...

Comment :

"Guys look these are just pics from the unfinished film. CGI and frame clean-up haven't been applied. They will probally add more definition to his bod and color in the final finished product. Wake up. "

But the pics have been taken on purpose for pub or are scene's pics ??

Anonymous said...

I am confused.

I thought the Jake and Austin lovefeast from Thursday was supposed to fix everything.

You know, Romeo and Romeo were back together and all is now right with the universe. Isn't that what everyone has been waiting for?

You mean it didn't work?

Anonymous said...

So, unlike some, I think I will wait awhile before I decide that a 29 year old man's career is over.

Jake is 28 and PoP won't make or break his career.

Anonymous said...

But the pics have been taken on purpose for pub or are scene's pics ??

We don't know.

Anonymous said...

I thought the Jake and Austin lovefeast from Thursday was supposed to fix everything.

Fix what? You don't make any sense.

Anonymous said...

Fix everyone's view of Jake so that he now goes back to being the Jake that everyone orginally loved.

Austin represents life before Reeke and everyone's then opinion of Jake.

I thought Austin's reappearance would mean all is now forgiven since he's brought the boyfriend out into public again.

Anonymous said...

Jake is bearding, nothing is fixed yet.

Anonymous said...

xeffery said...

I'd rather see a sequel to Brokeback Mountain where jake's character comes back from the dead and haunts gay bars. He again falls in love this time with a spirit that haunts the jukebox. Sadly, at the end jake's character/ghost is exorcised leaving the jukebox ghost alone, unloved and unable to cope with the loss plays KC and the Sunshine Band's, I'm your boogie man over and over and over and over...

Anonymous said...

"I thought Austin's reappearance would mean all is now forgiven since he's brought the boyfriend out into public again."

Sorry life love and the pursuit of happiness is not as black and white as you would like it to be.

Ever try calf roping?

Anonymous said...

12:54, I was being sarcastic, but I keep forgetting that sometimes that doesn't come across in print.

Anonymous said...

12:18, no one said the pictures were going to fix anything. They were a brief respite, that's all.

Don't go trying to stir up another rag on Austin fest. That tactic is old & tried already.

Anonymous said...

Spooky2th's Austin Nichols Journal

Jake and Austin biking GIF animation

Anonymous said...

well I am not surprised he accepted POP or Nailed and soon a musical??!

You are right, those are very different movies. I hope his role in Nailed or Brothers will be noticed, and Damn Yankees will begin filming soon!

Anonymous said...

Two New Photos of Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia

Thanks to the Huffington Post, we've got two new photos of Jake Gyllenhaal shirtless in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. I was very hesitant to post these in the first place, but in the end I thought, why not? Some girls will get a kick out of them, some guys will get jealous and go to the gym, and the rest of us will just wonder when we're going to see a trailer or poster or anything at all. No one really knows whether these are official or not, whether they are stills from the movie or on-the-set casual photos, or whether they're even that exciting to begin with, but oh well, I'll put them up anyway for whoever wants to see them.

This is only the second batch of photos from Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time that we've seen so far. The first batch hit back in August and showed Gyllenhaal, again, with his shirt off, again, with the same crazy hair and crazy lower get-up. Either way, as cool as these photos look, I really need a finish trailer to actually say that I'm as excited as I was at the beginning. I don't have a problem with Gyllenhaal, I think he's going to do a great job in this, I just want to see if they pulled off the action and the story more than anything.

first showing

Anonymous said...

First Official ‘Prince of Persia’ Images Want You To Count Jake G’s Chest Hair

The first couple of official images of Jake Gyllenhaal in the 2010 videogame adaptation Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time showed up at I Heart Jake Media and they have something of a strange porn vibe to them as Jake stands around all bare-chested and inquisitive.

Give the pictures a peek below and click here for larger versions if you are interested in counting the hairs on Jake’s chest.

Photo: Walt Disney Pictures via I Heart Jake Media

ropeofsilicon.com

Anonymous said...

You know, Romeo and Romeo were back together and all is now right with the universe. Isn't that what everyone has been waiting for?

Back together?
Don't think they were apart in the two years they weren't pictured.
That's what Reeke fans don't get.

Anonymous said...

"12:54, I was being sarcastic, but I keep forgetting that sometimes that doesn't come across in print."

Yeah, it is obvious you're being sarcastic - and provocative.

Take a break.

Anonymous said...

I hadn't realised that PoP was a remake of the classic brit comedy Carry on up the Kyber.

Actually might go and see it now.

Anonymous said...

Why were the PoP promo pics pulled from Just Jared???

Anonymous said...

Why don't you ask Jared.

Anonymous said...

Why were the PoP promo pics pulled from Just Jared???

Because promo pics aren't authorized by Disney?

Anonymous said...

Why were the PoP promo pics pulled from Just Jared???

www.firstshowing.net: No one really knows whether these are official or not, whether they are stills from the movie or on-the-set casual photos

Anonymous said...

Gay Personality Test

Anonymous said...

Thanks 3:49 and 3:50.

Anonymous said...

It's nice to see new pictures of Jake, shirtless and looking gay, but publishing this PoP photos was a bad idea.

I can't imagine Disney behind it because they would surely choose better - bad ass looking Jake, something in line with the first PoP poster.

Anonymous said...

"It's nice to see new pictures of Jake, shirtless and looking gay, but publishing this PoP photos was a bad idea."


Yeah , independantly of your believe in his sexuality this guy is really too homo erotic, but I don't see why it's a problem for some!


"I can't imagine Disney behind it because they would surely choose better - bad ass looking Jake, something in line with the first PoP poster."

IA it's odd!

Anonymous said...

WTF? BI

Which celeb was so caned on ketamine at a party she began dancing with a plant? [BlindGossip]

Anonymous said...

Is Christian Bale going to try to save his crazy reputation by doing a romantic comedy? A source says yes: "Christian's reputation has been done no favors by the broadcasting of his rant. He has a habit of going for very dark and moody roles so that's not helping his image either. It was his friend Drew Barrymore who suggested he might try something like a romantic comedy, and it looks like he might star in something with her. Drew is looking for the right script." Just don't let Phil Collins do the soundtrack, okay? [ShowbizSpy]

Anonymous said...

"I can't imagine Disney behind it because they would surely choose better - bad ass looking Jake, something in line with the first PoP poster."

Jake couldn't look bad ass in this whole POP outfit and look if he tried. I'm betting that the more war like, tough pose he takes the gayer he looks. His interview with ET and those scenes of him filming looked campy. The whole film must be one big camp fest. And, before anyone attacks, this is only my opininon. Also, in my opinion, alot of people wondered how Heath would be as the Joker, but I don't remember reading anywhere that anyone thought Heath would look gay and be laughed at for being campy as the Joker as they are doing for Jake in POP.

Anonymous said...

Jake couldn't look bad ass in this whole POP outfit and look if he tried.

Jarhead?

Anonymous said...

Comparing Jake in PoP to Heath in TDK is apples and oranges and unfair to both. The characters aren't the same, the roles aren't the same, the genre's not the same.

Anonymous said...

In Jarhead, Jake looked sexy and buff. In POP he looks like he needs a shower, his hair is greasy and looks like he sucked on helium.

Anonymous said...

4:41PM that's right, big, BIG difference and not in Jake's favor.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with camp? Johnny Depp was pretty campy in Pirates.

Anonymous said...

I love campy but Johnny Depp didn't play an action hero, did he?

Anonymous said...

I'm going with a mega camp fest... and all I say can't wait, bring it on.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Depp was purposely campy in Pirates. Jake is trying to act and be a serious prince. Depp knew Pirates was fluff and went along with it. Jake is trying to act like he's in a serious drama.

Anonymous said...

^ "Jake is trying to act like he's in a serious drama."

Oh no, you mean its going to be a campy cringe fest. Still can't wait, think it could be the funniest film of the year.

Anonymous said...

Camp fest with the right humor and a bit of (auto) irony could give great results :)

Anonymous said...

Oh no, you mean its going to be a campy cringe fest. Still can't wait, think it could be the funniest film of the year."

LOL, agreed

Anonymous said...

"Comparing Jake in PoP to Heath in TDK is apples and oranges and unfair to both. The characters aren't the same, the roles aren't the same, the genre's not the same."

I agree ! it's two different world!

let's be honest films like Prince of Persia , are difficult to take that seriously a bit like peplum!
I remember what someone said above about "Troy" and "Alexander". Any actor look ridiculous in it, with such outfit, hairstyle... even the best actor ever!

Jake can pull off the bad ass , he is in Jarhead but it's a serious movie with a serious role, POP not and in such outfit ???

Anonymous said...

In POP he looks like he needs a shower, his hair is greasy and looks like he sucked on helium.

Prince will be fighting the enemy all day long so he should be dirty :)
It's a shame that hairdo does't look good on Jake and can't be fixed by CGI.

Anonymous said...

Now we have two new high quality pictures of Gyllenhaal on set and in costume, and by "in costume," we mean "dashingly shirtless." Avert your eyes, ye fellas not secure in your sexuality, for there's a whole lot of man to oggle at here.

These new shots come by way of the Huffington Post (the Huffington Post? Really?), and while we can't tell you just how many terribly inappropriate jokes we have right now, we'll use our better judgment and keep them to ourselves.

link

Anonymous said...

"Camp fest with the right humor and a bit of (auto) irony could give great results :)"

Yes, but I don't think anyone involved in this film is capable of nuance and wit. Jake needs good direction. Or else, as with Richard on DDarko, a fellow intuitive with whom to work.

One of the actors, forget his name, said characterization was missing in his role, he was simply an action figure.

Anonymous said...

Jake has always had bad hair in his movies! Look at 70s Moonlight Mile, Zodiac, TDAT wethead, 80s hair Highway, no hair (and bad wig) Jarhead. He's joked about it in interviews. No big deal.

Anonymous said...

Depp in eyeliner, eyeshadow and mascara still looked straight. No matter how macho they try to make Jake look, he just looks gay.

Besides, even when Depp played a transvestite, it never generated questions about his sexuality. He was a p-hound right from day 1. Always had a woman. Jake on the other hand ... and now he is with a mother figure beard. Not helping.

Anonymous said...

"No matter how macho they try to make Jake look, he just looks gay."

Is that an insult or a compliment?

Anonymous said...

One of the actors, forget his name, said characterization was missing in his role, he was simply an action figure.

Please try to find that article.

Anonymous said...

"Jake is trying to act and be a serious prince. Depp knew Pirates was fluff and went along with it. Jake is trying to act like he's in a serious drama."

Have you seen the film already? Or how do you know how Jake will be acting?

We have seen two pictures now - apparently not part of the film and not leaked by Disney.

Lets wait and see who will have the last laugh...

Anonymous said...

Last laugh? What are you talking about?

Anonymous said...

"One of the actors, forget his name, said characterization was missing in his role, he was simply an action figure"

Link please, because I have read the opposite......

Anonymous said...

Link please for the opposite :)

Anonymous said...

"Please try to find that article."

It was a comment made by Toby Kebbell.

Anonymous said...

I would love to see Jake in a movie directed by Clint Eastwood. I've heard Eastwood is the type that does only 1 to 5 takes and lets the actors do their own thing which sounds like how Jake does it the best. Jake better hurry tho, Eastwood is getting up there in age.

Anonymous said...

Have you seen the film already? Or how do you know how Jake will be acting?

Jake said himself in the interview from the POP set that he wanted to give Prince Daston more depth. That POP wasn't just an action movie, that there was a story there.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure PoP will look great, it will be fun, but I really don't care about popcorn movies, not even Jake's.
I find Brothers, Nailed and (fingers crossed) Damn Yankees much more interesting.

Anonymous said...

"It was a comment made by Toby Kebbell."

Really ??

Anonymous said...

I don't recall Tobey Kebbell saying anything like that, you must have misunderstood.

Anonymous said...

Also, Danielle Steele isn't a romance novelist, and her bookcovers don't have those kinds of pictures on them.

Anonymous said...

"would love to see Jake in a movie directed by Clint Eastwood."

Eastwood has no interest in Gen. Witherspoon. Why would he work with Reese's gay chaperone?

Anonymous said...

"Also, Danielle Steele isn't a romance novelist"

Really?

Anonymous said...

PoP pix removed from IHJ?

Anonymous said...

Looks like it. Disney is slow!

Anonymous said...

Coming soon.net comment: Gays around the world rejoice!!! Obviously this film KNOWS the crowd its gearing toward... and that would be the queers... and I speak as one of them. Bring on the shirtless J.G. in all his awkward glory.

:)

Anonymous said...

I love PoPporn!

Anonymous said...

I watch gay PoPporn all the time.

Anonymous said...

^ PoP pix removed from IHJ?

They're still on the Huffington Post site and the more you look at them the more 'wrong' they become. oh Jakey, we love you but these are just really bad, in a really bad way.

Anonymous said...

This may sound dire, but it is probably going to be a hit as it is directed by Mike (Four Weddings...) Newell and stars Jake Gyllenhaal and Ben Kingsley.

Kebbell impressed Newell deeply: 'For my story, Toby had to be butch, handsome and dim. He's very still in rehearsal; he concentrates, sits neatly paying attention, like a cat watching goldfish. A Yorkshireman; no wasted words. 'Then one day you realise he's built his character all round himself and he's not the same guy who sat watching at all. He's inside this crystal container of character. You can still - just - see him deep inside the container.

'You rap on the outside to talk to him and he calls back, "Go away. Don't bother me. I'm being someone else." I think one day they'll find out he's really very funny.'

Toby Kebbell: the new boy

Anonymous said...

That doesn't say his character is only an action figure, or characterization is missing - just the opposite.

Anonymous said...

PoP director Newell: 'For my story, Toby had to be butch, handsome and dim.

Ouch!

Anonymous said...

I think it's safe to presume that Jake is expected to be butch and handsome.

Anonymous said...

Toby had to be butch, handsome and dim.

That's worse than "only an action figure".

Anonymous said...

'Then one day you realise he's built his character all round himself and he's not the same guy who sat watching at all.'


That's what the character calls for - butch, handsome, dim. Doesn't mean there is no character. That in know way says action figure only. Sorry to break it to you, but butch, handsome & dim characters are in all kinds of films.

Anonymous said...

"Toby had to be butch, handsome and dim."

It's surely a joke from Newell!
The guy is british and british have great sense of humour LOL

Anonymous said...

05/03/2009

JAKE VA IN BICICLETTA

Ecco cosa ha fatto oggi,anzi ormai è ieri,05/03/2009,Jake.E' andato a fare un giro in bicicletta con Austin Nichols....

link

Anonymous said...

I have no idea why there's so much negativity towards the POP pics - Jake looks great to me, and just because these pics aren't action oriented doesn't mean the next ones released won't be.

I'm as sick of Reeke as the next person, but can still enjoy seeing Jake on his own. Actually after the last couple years its a refreshing change to see something Jake that isn't Reeke related.

Anonymous said...

Gays love them, they think Jake's body is hot, some of them don't like the hairdo.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea why there's so much negativity towards the POP pics

1. comments are from people who aren't fans, they are more objective
2. pictures have little to do with the movie and people are more interested in movie than Jake
3. a lot of people mentioned that Jake's face and buff body don't match.

Anonymous said...

"3. a lot of people mentioned that Jake's face and buff body don't match."

How is a face supposed to match a buff body?!!

Anonymous said...

PoP=poop.

Silly Jake and his wish to be in a fucking franchise. He would have done well w/o PoP too, I'm pretty certain.

Anonymous said...

"Sorry guys. The new set pictures were removed at the request of Disney."

Anonymous said...

Thank God Disney isn't behind this. Jake's shitty PR team is more than enough.

Anonymous said...

How is a face supposed to match a buff body?!

Like Arnold Schwarzenegger's bad ass face used to go with his huge body.

ONTD comments:

lol he has such a goofy face

I'm sorry, he just looks like Jake Gyllenhaal with dirty hair to me, not the ~PRINCE OF PERSIA~

Ugh he's that adorkable guy you meet in art school who doesn't realize he's hot, but then you fool around with him one night after a joint project in drawing II. And damn, he's got a body underneath the awkwardness.

He looks better normal. This look doesn't...fit.

Dude it totally looks like they just photoshopped his face on.

From the neck down he looks nice, but the neck up - No!

Seriously dude put a shirt on, you can't do sexy. The face does not go with the body.

Anonymous said...

he looks like he's talking or listening to suggestions from the director

Anonymous said...

Thank God he had the clothes on during Zodiac filming!

Anonymous said...

Warning might be NSFW. Prepare yourself: Jake's face in drunk girl's tits. :(

Anonymous said...

That's not fair! You tricked me! lol

Anonymous said...

Tricked me too; roflmao anyway.

Anonymous said...

I'm confused, what was the photoshop artist's message? lol

Anonymous said...

Hey is that my Fred Leighton necklace?

Anonymous said...

If Jake gets too weirded or bearded (bweirded?) there's this guy.

Anonymous said...

beaweirded!

Anonymous said...

I'm irreplaceable!

Anonymous said...

when is jake gyllenhaal going to stop the charade?

Yes munchkins, Gyllenhaal and his long time BF Austin Nichols go bike-riding together on Thursday (March 5) in Brentwood, Calif... I wonder what his beard reese witherspoon is doing?!

Jake and Austin (both 28) have been biking together now for at least two years.

Austin last starred as older brother Ed Griffith in the Lifetime special Prayers for Bobby. Bobby, played by Ryan Kelley, is a young gay man who killed himself due to his mother’s and community’s religious intolerance.

queerfocus

Anonymous said...

And you thought Lakers 1 was steamy! Ed Westwick at Knicks game

Anonymous said...

Boys, get a room!

Anonymous said...

Ed Westwick at Knicks game

Aww, poor Chace, where is his boyfriend?

Anonymous said...

They shouldn't have chosen such an earnest looking picture of Austin to use in that BBM picture. I love Austin, but that picture scares me a little. :-D

Anonymous said...

The pic is too sharp a focus, should have been made softer. The it would work.

Anonymous said...

I thought Jake and Austin were supposed to have been together for at least four years?

Anonymous said...

Fucking forever, biking for at least 2.

Anonymous said...

Huffington Post still has the pics up and is getting for the most part good comments. They obviously aren't bowing down to Disney's commands to remove them. Gotta applaud them for using their freedom of the press.

Anonymous said...

"In Jarhead, Jake looked sexy and buff. In POP he looks like he needs a shower, his hair is greasy and looks like he sucked on helium."

Stop with the bullshit talk about Jake aint this POP is not that, I don't like his hair, J. Depp's pirate was better, POP will suck, etc. etc.....
This same, lame busllshilt analysis went on before the release of 4 Christmas's and everyone just new it would be a failure simply because they did not like Reese, Reese was a bitch and she took or is bearding with their boyfriend Jake G.
Well, I'm certainly not a Reese fan, but you jerks were proven WRONG!
The damn movie did very well and gross much more than anticipated. And You all still have not learned from this. Simply because you are mad at Jake does not mean his movie will be a flop. Stop bithchin so much about nothing....

Anonymous said...

Fucking forever, biking for at least 2.

They met during TDAT which began filming in Nov 2002. So 6 years?!

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm certainly not a Reese fan, but you jerks were proven WRONG!

Hardly. Four Christmases got terrible reviews, Reese's role got bad reviews and movie BO just break even, no profit - producers and studio can't be happy about it.

Anonymous said...

Stop with the bullshit talk about Jake aint this POP is not that, I don't like his hair, J. Depp's pirate was better, POP will suck, etc. etc..... Simply because you are mad at Jake does not mean his movie will be a flop. Stop bithchin so much about nothing....

Don't be silly.

Anonymous said...

Couple New Photos from Prince of Persia

Saw Confessions of a Shopaholic a week back -- don't ask -- and was at least glad to see the first Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time in the film. That's right, Jerry Bruckheimer hides the poster in the movie, available for viewing only to those who see Confessions. It looked pretty dang cool. The film's first production photos, on the other hand, are just okay.

HuffingtonPost has released two of the first production photos for Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. Each photo must have been taken a few seconds apart, as both feature Jake Gyllenhaal, who plays the title character Dastan, looking confused. I don't know, but maybe fire was a new technology during this period and our boy Dastan is overwhelmed by the idea.

CanMag

Anonymous said...

Stop with the bullshit talk about Jake aint this POP is not that, I don't like his hair, J. Depp's pirate was better, POP will suck, etc. etc.....

Did you talk to ONTD posters?

You should, they were brutal.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

Ed Westwick having homosexual feelings, I hope

Ed Westwick, a.k.a. Chuck Bass of Gossip Girl, a.k.a. the only well-dressed fictitious 17-year-old bad boy in the history of television, at a recent Knicks game with a MYSTERY MAN.

more pictures

Anonymous said...

Jack troll was up late last night.

Anonymous said...

Huffington Post still has the pics up and is getting for the most part good comments.

My conclusion after reading comments on 8-10 sites:

* those who saw only shirtless buffed up Jake pictures didn't complain much (Huffington Post, gays).
* those who know or care about the movie and have expectations about Jake as Prince weren't very pleased (ONTD).

Anonymous said...

Monday, March 9, 2009

White Meat Monday Daddy of the Day - Jake Gyllenhaal

I can't believe that I've been blogging for 1 1/2 years and I've NEVER featured a shirtless picture of Jake Gyllenhaal. Bad Gay!! So here is every Queen's dream boyfriend ... Jakey G.

Jake will star in the upcoming Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, which is scheduled for release in 2010. Back in November he told Entertainment Tonight: "For all of the people who are massively interested out there, I've probably put on five pounds of muscle. [After the movie] I'm gonna get fat and I'm gonna be happy."

In or out of costume - with or without those five pounds - Jakey ALWAYS looks great...

link

Anonymous said...

Fucking forever, biking for at least 2.
Why do I feel so enivous of their relationship right now...

Anonymous said...

Jack troll was up late last night.

Trolls will never learn. Instead of complaining and telling us what to do and think, they should try to convince us how wonderful Jake looks with long hair and why PoP will be great movie. I'm waiting!

Anonymous said...

Why do I feel so enivous of their relationship right now...

Why indeed? Doesn't sound like a rose garden, does it?

Anonymous said...

Ed Westwick having homosexual feelings, I hope

Is Ed trying to prove that gay rumors are a good thing?

Anonymous said...

Bitch Back!

Dear Ted:
Please, please, please! Share the Rachael Ray's publicist's letter! Also, I know you've probably revealed it before, but what is Toothy's age range? his 20s, 30s? Tom Cruise 40s or George Clooney 40s? And given what happened to Rupert Everett's career, do you blame Toothy for staying in the closet's closet?
—GeeGee

Dear Age-Defying:
You'll get a taste of the letter in this week's Truth, Lies, & Ted. BTW, Toothy is younger than Cruise and Clooney.


Dear Ted:
So I liked your rant of Jakey-poo doing Damn Yankees. Is it safe to assume you're about to the edge as promised in keeping Toothy a secret? Two totally different thoughts of course!
—Hoosier Toothy

Dear Pulling Teeth:
Sorry, babe, I'll hint as much as possible, but it's up to you all to figure out Toothy Tile. For now, at least.


Dear Ted:
Let's boycott Toothy altogether. Now, James Franco on the other hand is so delish and not a college dropout, so he is so much more deserving of our attention, n'est-ce pas?
—Tarquin

Dear Frankly Franco:
Yummy indeed. And that boy is def deserved of our attention. He's already been a Blind Vice!

The Awful Truth

Anonymous said...

Sorry, babe, I'll hint as much as possible, but it's up to you all to figure out Toothy Tile. For now, at least.

Cock teaser.

Anonymous said...

Wait, when did Ted ever say TT was a college dropout?

Anonymous said...

What cocktease? Jake and Toothy in the same letter. Ted just put the cock in your face. Can't blame him if you don't know what to do with it. ;-D

Anonymous said...

August 6, 2007

Dear Ted:
Did Toothy either attend or graduate from a university?
Rob
New York City

Dear Schoolyard Snoop:
The dude is diploma-less.

Anonymous said...

What cocktease? Jake and Toothy in the same letter.

Both! lol

Anonymous said...

So, Ted C., who has been milking the Toothy saga for all it's worth doesn't even mention the biking photos? NOT ONE WORD???

It's up to us to figure out Toothy for now? What happened to his threat to out him? Putting Jake's name and Toothy in the same letter is not outing. It's the same tease game he's been playing.

Something is up.

Who cut his balls off?

Anonymous said...

"What happened to his threat to out him?"

Oh please, Ted never said that. Quit trying to discredit him. You're like a scientologist - you're setting up tests and questions that Ted never agreed to, and now you're "pissed" because he's not following your rules.

Anyway, you're just a stirring Jake-is-straight fangirl. You're transparent. You've been doing this "put up or shut up" spiel re. Ted for two weeks now.

Anonymous said...

I have to rant about Jake's life and career choices. Did anyone else read that he accepted to do Rendition because he knew Reese signed to do it? It probably looked good to star alongside a recent Oscar winner. Blah. Then this "relationship" with her. Now him starring in PoP, a movie that a shitty, ugly actor like Bloom should have done. Here's hope it won't suck too much. I think Jakey poo would have done much better in personal life and career wise if he didn't hook up with this fat leged, midget. What a fool. People laughing at him serves him right.

Anonymous said...

8:59, please,you have no idea who I am.

Are you trying to tell me you don't recall Ted's rant about Toothy supposedly laughing at Ted because he knows Ted would never out him. He told Toothy (Jake) not to be so sure about that.

I am not the only person who interpreted that as a threat to actually out Jake. Ted set his own test, not me.

I haven't spent two weeks asking for Ted to do anything.

How on earth did you infer that I think Jake is straight? I don't.

Why don't you try addressing what I said instead of trying to deflect?

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else read that he accepted to do Rendition because he knew Reese signed to do it?

Don't believe it for a second, it was one of those empty "great working with him/her" compliments.

That, or the fauxmance plans were already in place and Rendition was part of the plan.

Anonymous said...

So, Ted C., who has been milking the Toothy saga for all it's worth doesn't even mention the biking photos? NOT ONE WORD???

The day is still young :)

Anonymous said...

Maybe Ted won't mention the biking pictures out of fear that Jake will cement up that crack in his closet.

Anonymous said...

There is 100 ways to write something about Jake and Austin, Ted will think of something.

Anonymous said...

Ted just put the cock in your face. Can't blame him if you don't know what to do with it.

I would know.

Anonymous said...

9:48, What could Ted be afraid of?

How many sites have already posted those pictures at this point? There're all over the internet.

Dont' the picture help to prove that he's been right all along, Toothy and Grey Goose are still a couple?

Why not take advantage of such an obvious gift?

The delay is making me curious.

Anonymous said...

Since Jake had 0 scenes with Reese in Rendition, why would he do a film because she is in it. If it had not been for wardrobe testing, they would not ever have been in the same place at the same time. Just a fairly tale.

Ted has hinted Jake is Toothy till he is blue in the face. Only Babblers and die hard Jake is Straighters keep hoping it is someone else.

Anonymous said...

Why does Ted need to mention the biking pics? They speak for themselves. No further comment needed.

Anonymous said...

I hate the closet. I am open and not closeted. I work in the film business.

I might gossip, but I would still never out someone without their permission unless they're behaving homophobically.

Ted is just being honorable. He is quite old school.

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