Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Four Years of Toothy Tile

Austin Nichols and Jake Gyllenhaal
Austin Nichols and Jake Gyllenhaal
March 5, 2009

March 10, 2005

Jolie's lesbian boasts
Sultry screen siren Angelina Jolie has boasted she is an expert at lesbian sex - because she's a woman. The Tomb Raider actress, 29, has admitted to relationships with females in the past, as well as her high-profile marriages to Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton. She enthuses: "I absolutely love women and find them incredibly sexy. I have loved women in the past and slept with them too. I think if you love and want to pleasure a woman, particularly if you are a woman yourself, then certainly you know how to do things in a certain way."


Stallone Launches his Own Brand Pudding
Actor Sylvester Stallone has shown his awareness to make better American diets, whom he suggested to snack the sugar-free chocolate mousse in a can. As a solution of the many unhealthy foods sold in the market and to help people to find like so-called wholesome food that doesn't need much time to prepare, he promotes his own brand of high protein dessert.


Simpson and Lachey Recording New Albums
After taking time out to make movies and star in the reality TV show, newlyweds Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are back to music. They are both recording new albums that will soon be released.


Elton teams up with Beckhams to buy house
Elton John is teaming up with the Beckhams to buy a home in South Africa. The trio want to buy a holiday home they can share. Elton is godfather to Brooklyn Beckham so the whole family is very close to the legendary singer.


Robbie Williams gutted at Michael retirement
Robbie Williams is devastated George Michael is quitting the music industry because he was planning to record a duet with the ex-Wham! Star. Williams approached Michael about the collaboration when they were filming their cameo appearances for a charity episode of television comedy Little Britain. But Michael has since announced his decision to step away from the limelight to compose songs for other artists. Williams moaned: "I'm gutted. I wanted to duet with him on my album."


One Adorable Blind Vice
Okay, sugar-muffins, the only reason this one's in the Vice section is because until quite recently, Toothy Tile was dating his superpopular, superannoyingly perfect girlfriend. Not boyfriend. Which, if you ask this old gossip whore, is the classification Tile would prefer his significant others be filed under in the very near future. read more

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Jackie said...

March 10, 2005

One Adorable Blind Vice

Okay, sugar-muffins, the only reason this one's in the Vice section is because until quite recently, Toothy Tile was dating his superpopular, superannoyingly perfect girlfriend. Not boyfriend. Which, if you ask this old gossip whore, is the classification Tile would prefer his significant others be filed under in the very near future.

Mere days ago, while everyone was hooting and complaining about this gown and that host from the Oscars, Tile was right out in the open holding hands with his man in a West Hollywood restaurant--which shall remain nameless...because I love going there and they probably won't serve me anymore if I start outing their customers, ca-friggin'-peesh?

Not that I'd be outting anybody, anyway. Mr. Tile took care of that himself. Covertly, but he did it.

It was late in the afternoon; everybody had cleared out. Save Tile and his man-amigo, who extended his hands flat on the marble table (yes, that's a hint) until they were intertwined with Tile's. Massive smiles then appeared on both daring dudes.

Too sweet! And such a departure for this debauched department, doncha think? Don't worry, as sure as Tile's famous ex knew, deep down, way below her doable dimples, what Tile really wanted (hence, the breakup), next week, we'll be right back on salacious patrol, damn sure.

And it ain't: Tobey Maguire, Keanu Reeves, Jamie Foxx

Anonymous said...

Gee I wonder who this Toothy Tile guy is? I know! Ben Affleck!

Anonymous said...

No, it's Matthew McBongo McConaughey!

TT said...

Posted on OMG

March 9th 2009

Jake has not given up his favorite thing

It appears Jake Gyllenhaal has not given up his favorite thing. Here he is biking with ‘good friend’ Austin Nichols.

In 2006, Gyllenhaal’s publicist stated that they were not a couple. Ok, I believe that.

Gossiplist

Anonymous said...

It appears Jake Gyllenhaal has not given up his favorite thing.

Awww!

Anonymous said...

Austin said...
They can see everything God gave me.
I turn bright red. No. That's a lie. I smile.
I loved it. Nudist. Exhibitionist.

I drift back to unexpected driving nudity.
What would have happened if I was driving through
West Hollywood when I had to switch trousers?


Another LA cock teaser :)

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal can’t avoid being typecast as a bottom.

The Jerry Bruckheimer-produced videogame adaptation Prince of Persia isn’t the sort of film that normally gets me excited but that’s before these pictures appeared on Huffington Post that seem to indicate that the Bruckmeister has creatively reimagined the titular “Prince” as a doe-eyed Jake Gyllenhaal rather than the middle eastern ethnic that would have been cast if common sense and cultural sensitivity had dictated. Bruckheimer also seems to have creatively interpreted the titular “Persia” to mean Gay-S&M-sex-dungeon of which the Prince is imprisoned as a perpetually shirtless and designer-stubbled sex slave. Well-played Bruckheimer! Consider this film a shoe-in for the Screener Anticipation List.

Screener

Jake said...

Fuck!

Austin said...

Again already? Hell, give me a chance to reload, it's only been 10 minutes and I ain't 15 years old anymore!

Jake said...

Jake Gyllenhaal can’t avoid being typecast as a bottom

I'm versatile, dammit!

Anonymous said...

Poor Jake. Seriously. I think he tries so hard, and people keep harping on him, making fun of whatever he does. I'm really starting to feel bad for him.

Anonymous said...

(((Jake)))

Anonymous said...

Feeling bad for Jake? Why? It was his decision to do PoP. He could have waited for a better franchise, seems he was too impatient. This kind of role is for crap actors like Bloom.

Anonymous said...

How interesting that when Jake is with friends he looks much happier than with Reese. Now, I think he is dating Reese (still think they are famewhores though), but he doesn't seem happy. He looks so miserable most of the time with Reese like Heath did when photographed with Michelle. Just compare pics of Jake and Kiki and Jake and Reese and Heath and Naomi Watts and Heath and Michelle. You will all see the difference how much happier they seemed with the before mentioned girlfriends (Kiki, Naomi). Just my opinion!

BIG difference said...

Bi Jake used to have real sex with his girlfriend Kirsten. Now he's getting royally screwed by his beard Reese. Just my opinion too.

Anonymous said...

8:18 If you look at pics of Jake and Reese and see a sexual relationship you need to get a white cane and a seeing eye dog.

Anonymous said...

Look at pictures of Heath and Michelle! Did they look like they had sex? Proof they had: Matilda.

Anonymous said...

I've always found very odd that Ryan & Reese had sex too but they have 2 children so... they did it at least twice during their marriage

still, they always were a strange couple IMO

Jake/Reese: bearding doesn't mean lack of sex, maybe Reese doesn't want to know Jake sleeps with guys and she just goes with the flow while it last.He is making her to have a good public image and getting over the divorce.Jake achieves a higher lever of popularity and a good franchise,so everybody is happy. A lot of relationships are based on common interest and they can even last more than the real ones,coz there are not too many confusing feelings envolved

Anonymous said...

Awwwwww . . . my favorite blind vice. :)

Yes, I thought Heath and Michelle had chemistry. Heath exuded it in I'm Not There, I just couldn't believe it. :)

I think PoP is gonna be fine - whoever wrote that article devised all of that fiction from one photograph. (((((Jake)))))))

Anonymous said...

Heath&Michelle didn't have "special" chemistry.
Heath had it with everybody who was around, the guy was sex on a stick!!

Anonymous said...

Oh G*d, you should see him exude sex in I'm Not There. Kate Blanchet made a great Dylan too. I agree, there seemed to be more chemistry with Naomi.

Anonymous said...

And Christian Bale is great in it, and the young kid in that stage of Dylan's life. A great movie.

Anonymous said...

*you should see him exude sex in I'm Not There*

^I don't think there is another actor who can look so gorgeous and sensual without using hair extensions,fancy outfits or overworked muscles




He had less pressure with Naomi.
I think he cared about Michelle but he just wasn't ready for a full commitment yet

oh,well...
:(

Anonymous said...

Look at pictures of Heath and Michelle! Did they look like they had sex?

Yes, I do remember pictures where it was clear they're in love.

Anonymous said...

Gay Jake used to have real sex with his girlfriend Kirsten.

Anonymous said...

Look at pictures of Heath and Michelle! Did they look like they had sex? Proof they had: Matilda.

** They always looked like they stoped doing it short after the baby was born.
In the last pics together she stares at him like she wants to choke him!

Anonymous said...

Jake achieves a higher lever of popularity and a good franchise

Jake's popularity is decreasing. Reese didn't get him PoP deal - just straight image for tabloid readers.

Anonymous said...

Jake/Reese: bearding doesn't mean lack of sex

The reason for gay man's bearding is to have straight image and sex / relationship with men.

Anonymous said...

Jake's popularity is decreasing. Reese didn't get him PoP deal - just straight image for tabloid readers.

ITA that Reese didn't get him POP and that she decreased his popularity. But tabloid readers only know Jake as Reese's good looking boyfriend. When she ends the bearding, he will be pretty much ignored by those same tabloid reders.

Anonymous said...

Look at pictures of Heath and Michelle! Did they look like they had sex?

At the beginning of the relationship - very much so.

Anonymous said...

I think PoP is gonna be fine

Of course PoP will be fine, Disney will sell it to the masses.

Anonymous said...

Feeling bad for Jake? Why?

Because some people make fun of his gayness.

Anonymous said...

Feeling bad for Jake? Why?

Because some people make fun of just about everything he does - it's not fair to him. He's a good actor, great looking. People can have opinions, but we should be fair to him. I think the bearding, if he is bearding, is what's causing all of this.

Anonymous said...

Jake is bearding, but only people who care (fans, ex-fans, gays) and find bearding offensive hold it against him (like DL gay posters).

Anonymous said...

Any picking that goes done to Jake, he brought on himself. He was the one that decided to beard in such a high profile manner. If he had decided to beard with some girl and we got occasionally pics of them then so be it. But, with Reeke, not only do we get over the top photo ops constantly, but they act like such hypocrites about it. They set up photo ops with the paps and then make annoyed faces, walk backwards or say stupid things in interviews about paps following them like Reese does. I don't think it's nice to be so critical of someone, but Jake invites it in. Maybe between the bike riding comments-how peope were happy to see him with his boyfriend again-and the negative comments about POP pics, Jake may start rethinking Reeke.

Anonymous said...

Any picking that goes done to Jake, he brought on himself.

A part of it isn't Jake's fault, a lot of people are homophobic.

Anonymous said...

If he comes out nobody will dare to call him a bottom anymore. In print, or to his face.
So there's at least one advantage in the political correctness and the positive discrimination of the minorities.

Anonymous said...

10.10 ITA

Anonymous said...

If any of you think that Jake will come out before POP,you are crazy. He will not come out at all if it's perceived in any way that it might hurt Reese. They are friends, and he is not going to do anything to hurt her.

POP will be fine, the Disney team will make sure of that.

It's nice to see Jake with Austin, but don't be surprised to find out that they aren't a couple anymore.

Heath was sex on a stick. Just ask Jake.

don't agree said...

It's nice to see Jake with Austin, but don't be surprised to find out that they aren't a couple anymore.

And you know this how?

I doubt they would still be friends if they weren't still an item. It's too painful to stay friends with somebody if you had an intense attraction to them, and Jake looks too comfortable in the new pictures to be struggling with staying friends with an ex.

Anonymous said...

11:00, how old are you????

People break up all of the tiime and remain close friends, especially if its an amiable parting.

Anonymous said...

I am 10:51, and I didn't say Jake and Austin aren't still a couple. I said to not be surprised if they aren't.

If they aren't a couple anymore, then it would certainly make it easier to bring Austin out into the public.

Some people seem to have such an emotional investment in the idea of them as a couple. All I am saying is they may not be.

No one really knows.

Anonymous said...

Gee Id have no friends at all if I never stayed friends with old loveres.

Anonymous said...

You could be right 10:51 about Jake not coming out until after POP if ever. But sometimes things like fate happens, "the best laid plans of mice and men" that sort of thing. Nature, accidents, disasters, the human psyche, all of life's cruel surprises, you never know what might happen.

Anonymous said...

Reese was in Berlin yesterday, I dunno whats next on the M&A tour, we haven't seen Jake, Reese's new movie opens in US March 27 (April 2 in Europe) so she'll probably do TV March 19 and on (my guess). Depending on the M&A PR tour timing I wouldn't be surprised to see a Reeke vacation between now and the M&A US/TV talk show promos, maybe Egypt or somewhere else. Sure the bike pics were nice but after SNL/Reeke bearding started, then Jonathon Ross/denials/Rome, I don't trust Jake anymore. Wouldn't be surprised if he did the Austin stunt to appease his JIG fans and then did a Reese proposal the next week to please the JIS crowd. Don't trust him at all.

Anonymous said...

I think it's clever PR to bring Austin back into the picture while Reeke still Reeks - implies either that Jake is bi- or else that Austin is and always has been just a bud -

when the air clears - post PoP or maybe not until Jacob is in his antic-dotage - our boy may come back into his own. Play maybe a Queer Lear? There will be some great roles awaiting him.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Is this woman for real, is this quote for real? IRL I don't know people like that. She sounds like a stupid, fake tv or movie character from a bad US tv series or movie:

RW

Anonymous said...

I doubt they would still be friends if they weren't still an item. It's too painful to stay friends with somebody if you had an intense attraction to them, and Jake looks too comfortable in the new pictures to be struggling with staying friends with an ex.

Wow, what are you, 12?

Anonymous said...

"OMG! Is this woman for real, is this quote for real? IRL I don't know people like that. She sounds like a stupid, fake tv or movie character from a bad US tv series or movie:

RW"

Wow, what is she, 12?

Anonymous said...

I'd love to find the Utopia some of you seem to live in - everyone is rational at all times, remains good friends with exes no matter what the circumstances, never get angry, always take the high road. Only problem is, it ain't real - so don't be hypocrites - that is the world you'd all like to live in, but don't really - might as well face it. The fact is, people don't remain good friends with exes as a general rule. A breakup of a marriage does hurt if you loved someone, and if you have a family with them, they'll always be in your life, so you do move on after a fashion, but everyone's head and heart is different.

Anonymous said...

12:25 ITA. Well said.

Anonymous said...

Thankyou. :)

Anonymous said...

l2:25 & 12:31, Im glad you guys agree, but don't judge the world according to your own experiences and make generalizations.

Gay men and lesbian women stay connected as friends post break-up more than hetero couples but heteros are learning how to stay related and even "in love" with their ex's and it sure is better for any children and mutual friends involved.

Helps to have well-mediated break-ups, rather than move into bitter confrontations, when there is money
and children involved.

Anonymous said...

That's true, I think that you always care for an ex to some degree, and it is much better for the children.

Anonymous said...

How nice! Dr Phil reads WFT2!

Anonymous said...

12:39, I wouldn't call the statement "everyone's head and heart is different" - judging the world. Sheesh. You might think you know people but you really don't.

Anonymous said...

12:25, what you stated is not a "fact."

Some people who break up stay friends, some don't.


What I would like to know is why the idea that Jake and Austin may no longer be lovers, but just friends, bothers some people?

Be honest, you know the idea of it bothers some of you.

Anonymous said...

99.99% of what people state here isn't a face. I know it's not a fact, but for most people, you don't stay close friends with an ex, you move on. If you can be that rational about breaking up, you gotta wonder why people can't be that rational about staying together in the first place. There has to be a reason why.

Anonymous said...

fact, sorry! :)

Anonymous said...

People get together for different reasons. Sometimes, once the lust clears, you realize you aren't suited to each other as a couple, but the intial friendship remains. So you end it before potential bitterness can taint those parts of the realtionship that do work. That is why you can still be friends.

You were friends before the sex, and you can still be friends after it ends.

Anonymous said...

To me, a relationship based solely on lust isn't a real relationship - you should know that you are suited to each other and that's what keeps you together after the lust clears. People change is what usually happens, and that's why the friendship usually goes along with it. Not saying you can't be friends or still care for them. Suitability isn't the issue - changing is. People grow and change, and their lives take different paths. JMO

Anonymous said...

OMG Jackie you're amazing - I'm just getting your point!!

Jake and Austin did this to celebrate their 4th anniversary!

Very sweet. Love to you, them, and all :)

Anonymous said...

What do you think of this guy? I can't figure out if he's gay, bi, straight, seems gay but he thinks Reeke is real or doesn't want to say? Michael Musto

Anonymous said...

** They always looked like they stoped doing it short after the baby was born.
In the last pics together she stares at him like she wants to choke him!


I thought it was a given that she shut him out for behavioral things, hoping he would change.

Anonymous said...

Jake is bearding because he's desperate. His family practically fell apart, he's always been very lonely and alienated in LA and his career is still in a semi-stall. The man hasn't been seen in a movie since Oct. 2007 and he hasn't firmly secured a film role since the Pop announcement last spring.

Jake is desperate and desperate people are capable of anything. His desperation life-raft is this bearding arrangement.

Anonymous said...

Gee Id have no friends at all if I never stayed friends with old loveres.

March 10, 2009 11:09 AM


Slut!

/what's your number? ;-)

Anonymous said...

"What I would like to know is why the idea that Jake and Austin may no longer be lovers, but just friends, bothers some people?"

Duh, what about their TT&GG fantasies?

I noticed the Ent Lawyer didn't mention BT in the "triangle" BI. hmmm

Anonymous said...

1:41, you're the one's that's desparate.

Anonymous said...

1:41 PM IA

Anonymous said...

** They always looked like they stoped doing it short after the baby was born.
In the last pics together she stares at him like she wants to choke him!

I thought it was a given that she shut him out for behavioral things, hoping he would change.
***

IMHO, Heath wasn't ready to start a family.It doesn't mean he didn't want it to, but it takes a lot more of good will to make it work.

Jake should think about this too....

Anonymous said...

1:44, you're funny.

And so right.

I have no idea if Jake and Austin are still lovers or not.

If they are, I say enjoy the ride while it lasts.

I don't think this is forever because it was too easy for Jake too put Austin away when he needed to, and he will do it again if he has to. And Austin went along with it very easily.

To me that speaks to one man not putting his relationship first (Jake) and another man willing to be treated as disposable(Austin).

I don't know, could I respect a man that could be so easily controlled?

Deer testicle said...

"Of course, another possiblity could be that Austin is actually not the boyfriend after all."

Ding ding!

Anonymous said...

It's hard to say what they are doing - if they share a goal, mutual success and staying together, and really mean it, then that's putting the relationship first, no matter how it looks to others.

I was carping about lovers staying friends earlier, and thinking about it, I'm am friendly and civil with exes, able to put the past behind, and care about them as people. What's in my head and heart may still be there. If something happened like what happened to Heath, even if I hadn't seen them in years, I'd be devastated. :)

Anonymous said...

Musto is gay. If you read the comments section, he says that using Reese and Jake may be a bad example because some people believe Jake is gay.

What's interesting is that Musto does not say that he believes Jake is gay. What also makes this interesting is that Musto has been around for a long time, longer than Ted I believe, so you'd think he would be more certain.

Anonymous said...

1:58, I am not sure where Heath's death plays into your previous comments.

Could you elaborate?

Anonymous said...

I'm using it as an example, if something happened to a close friend like that: How you don't forget people who were close to you, even if you break up or no longer see them, and still can be devastated by their loss, or something else that happens, even if your life has changed. They were or maybe still are a part of you.

Anonymous said...

Musto lives in NY.

Dlisted said...

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess?

It's decision time. What will our A-/B+ movie actor do? Will he choose the barely a celebrity friend or will he choose his A list actress friend? While the barely a celebrity celebrity friend doesn't mind sharing, it seems that our A list actress does. She doesn't want the bad publicity that the barely a celebrity friend brings and have it damage her A list career or squeaky clean image. Oh, and she especially doesn't want to have to answer questions or be ridiculed if certain pictures ever see the light of day. (CDAN)

Jakey, Reese and Austin Nichols?

Dlisted

Anonymous said...

Musto has been around for a long time, longer than Ted I believe, so you'd think he would be more certain.

I don't see Musto saying he doesn't know. He's being sarcastic.

honestly not 12 said...

I'm the poster people accused of being 12 because I said it's hard to stay friends with somebody if you've had a very intense relationship with them.
I'm not 12 and I stick by that ;-)
I meant it's hard to stay friends with somebody (in my personal experience) if you still want to jump their bones (mutually) when you're supposed to be "just friends". Particularly when you're both with new partners. Just doesn't work if you're still attracted to each other.

(Especially when the new person says it looks like "unfinished business" when you and the ex meet as friends". Jake just looked happy to be with Austin in an uncomplicated way.)

Anonymous said...

Musto wasn't being sarcastic. He could very easily have said, "Some people, myself included, think that Jake is gay."

He would be perfectly protected because he would be stating a belief, not asserting a fact.

He din't do that, and he wasn't being coy.

Anonymous said...

This is Musto's response to the comment:

"Because as a previous poster noted, some people think Jake might not be straight"

I don't see sarcasism in the comment.

Anonymous said...

Jake has also looked happy with Matthew Frost "in an uncomplicated way." I don't think they've ever had sex.

But I could be wrong.

Anonymous said...

If you want a little spiritual hygiene from Reeke and Jaustin, and for that matter anyone who thinks that Jake is not trying desperately to avoid a whole host of family and career-oriented problems with this anti-gay bearding nonsense, take a look at the documentary called Bob and Jack's 52 year Adventure.

http://bobandjack.org/home.html

From manipulation and cowardice to clarity and courage in one mouse-click!

Anonymous said...

If something happened like what happened to Heath, even if I hadn't seen them in years, I'd be devastated. :)

Many people were affected because of Heath's death, I don't want to imagine how the ones closest to him felt or still feel.
I think it will be easier for Jake "getting over" his death, because he didn't know Heath that long. I think three years on and off. I don't think you can bond that much in this period of time, especially when you don't see each other often. It would have been totally devastating for Jake if it was Chris (God forbid!) who died. Chris being a close childhood friend, I think even best friend.

Anonymous said...

I don't see sarcasism in the comment.

What, evar! Sheesh.

i'm not 12 honest said...

Jake has also looked happy with Matthew Frost "in an uncomplicated way." I don't think they've ever had sex.

I don't think they did either.

You could look that way with someone where it's a straightforward friendship like with Matthew.

It's more difficult when it's with somebody you've shared passion -- maybe even love -- and you're trying to go back to just friendship.

dr phil said...

2:15, you are speaking from personal experience and thats okay with me - thanks for explaining.

gee whiz, sounds to me you two horny kids ought to get back together again And Im not kidding.

Anonymous said...

2:27, Jake had a massive crush on Heath that was obvious.

Two people can become very close over a short span of time. Jake said himself that one of the things that came out of Brokeback Mountain was his friendsip with Heath. He said he found a best friend in Heath.


Heath named Jake Matilda's godfather. He is her real and only godfather, not a "celebrity" godfather (you know Heath would never be into that stuff).

And how do you know that Jake hasn't been devasted over Heath's death.

I don't know what the actually nature of the relationship was between the two men, but I suspect over time we will find out it was complicated (and involved more people) than we suspect.

Just a strong feeling I have.

Anonymous said...

ITA, not 12.

Anonymous said...

ITA also, 2:36. :)

Anonymous said...

Jake's affectionate (except with The Chin since it's hard to get past that part of her: how to bend down low enuff to find her and then not get hung up on the chin, I dunno how they do it. . . ) and likes to hug and looks happy with most of his pals.

With Heath it SEEMED like Mr Happy got really all happy and with Austin Jake SEEMS to get all girly and giddy.

Just my view.

Anonymous said...

Jake Heath fanfic, cotton candy, no substance, but sweet.

Anonymous said...

He said he found a best friend in Heath.

Well, he said "true friend", but it doesn't matter. I think what Jake meant is that Heath wasn't the kind of person to talk BS, he was an honest friend and I think Jake is like that too. I think there was mutual respect because of it. But I think there's no way to compare Heath to some of Jake's life long, close pals or Jake to Heath's life long close pals, even if there was a crush. Crushes come and go, there will be other co-stars he'll have a crush on. That's life and nothing really special. As much as some like it to be. ;)

not 12 said...

gee whiz, sounds to me you two horny kids ought to get back together again And Im not kidding.

No no no :-) Too much water under the bridge etc new lives all that. Would never act on the feelings.
Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

Anonymous said...

"If you want a little spiritual hygiene from Reeke and Jaustin, and for that matter anyone who thinks that Jake is not trying desperately to avoid a whole host of family and career-oriented problems with this anti-gay bearding nonsense, take a look at the documentary called Bob and Jack's 52 year Adventure.

http://bobandjack.org/home.html

From manipulation and cowardice to clarity and courage in one mouse-click!"

Thank you, 2:26! Wonderful.

Anonymous said...

Someone on DataLounge is saying Disney is not happy with the overly negative public reaction to Jake's PoP stills. Gawd knows how they know this.

I just think, chill out, instant camp classic. It's a film for fewk's sake, not a scientific experiment to find the meaning of life. Sit back, relax and enjoy the silly caper of it all.

Many films will stall in, as Michael at D-Listed says, THIS ECONOMY. Pop might do well or it might be a recession victim like a lot of other productions and nothing to do with Jake per se. Just circumstances.

I guess we'll have 2 see.

Anonymous said...

Someone on DataLounge is saying Disney is not happy with the overly negative public reaction to Jake's PoP stills. Gawd knows how they know this.

Datalounge is full of fake insiders. I don't believe a word.

Anonymous said...

If PoP is entertaining enough, it might do well B.O. wise.

My feeling tells me "Brothes" will be ok, but "Nailed" might be an interesting satire. And I'm really looking forward to the musical with Jim Carrey. He just didn't need PoP at all. I do know that he talked about wanting to be in a franchise. I think it was money and fame that led him to sign the contract.

Question, when do you think he signed on to do PoP? How many months before you do a fim, you usually sign to do it?

Anonymous said...

"Question, when do you think he signed on to do PoP? How many months before you do a fim, you usually sign to do it?"

Im curious, also. For obvious reasons.

Anonymous said...

I don't know but hasn't he - at least supposedly in the media - always hovered around a hero fetish?

Harvey Dent/Two Face (Batman), Spiderman, The Green Flash or whatever it was, all these superhero characters. At least that's how he's seemed to have been painted, always looking for a superhero or fantasy hero role?

Anonymous said...

"No no no :-) Too much water under the bridge etc new lives all that. Would never act on the feelings.
Coulda, woulda, shoulda."

Ennis, in BBMt - ". . . but nothing could be done about it, and if you can't fix it, you've got to stand it."

Anonymous said...

Harvey Dent/Two Face (Batman), Spiderman, The Green Flash or whatever it was, all these superhero characters. At least that's how he's seemed to have been painted, always looking for a superhero or fantasy hero role?

Yep, Jakey wants to be a hero and save the world.

Anonymous said...

if you can't fix it, you've got to stand it.

That's life.

Anonymous said...

"if you can't fix it, you've got to stand it.

That's life."

Jack Twist: "You and Alma? That's a life?"

Anonymous said...

"Yep, Jakey wants to be a hero and save the world."

Nah, he wants to be saved.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of which, is the Blu-Ray edition of BBM on sale yet? :)

Anonymous said...

I don't know what kind of friendship Heath and Jake had, but I don't think you ask casual friends to be godfather to your first child.

I always did wonder why Heath did chose one of his childhood friends.


I would also love to have seen what photo of Heath Jake pulled out for the prison scene on the "Brothers" set.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, meant to say: I wonder why Heath did not chose one of his childhood friends to be godfather to his first child?

Anonymous said...

Someone on DataLounge is saying Disney is not happy with the overly negative public reaction to Jake's PoP stills. Gawd knows how they know this.

Like you need to be an insider to know Disney can't be happy.
PoP marketing campaign will fix it, I'm sure CGI will be spectacular.

Anonymous said...

I would also love to have seen what photo of Heath Jake pulled out for the prison scene on the "Brothers" set.

If I remember correctly it was an image of Heath as his character Ennis.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, meant to say: I wonder why Heath did not chose one of his childhood friends to be godfather to his first child?

Everyone wonders, nobody knows.

Anonymous said...

"I don't know what kind of friendship Heath and Jake had, but I don't think you ask casual friends to be godfather to your first child."

I suspect that this happened because they were on such a Brokeback "high" after the filming. Jake: "we made out and she got pregnant" - of course he should be included with the consequences!

It's not only the audience that has to differentiate between story and reality.

Takes a while for everybody to come down from the mountain.

Anonymous said...

of course he should be included with the consequences!

LOL.

Anonymous said...

Who looks more affectionate towards Heath, Jake or Michelle? ;)

cute

Anonymous said...

Jake, I like you, you'll be my baby's godfather

Anonymous said...

Last one:

sweet boys

Anonymous said...

"Jake, I like you, you'll be my baby's godfather"

right! they were both off the wall. and why not? sweet man sex is SWEET! and they got paid for it!

geeze, if it was a boy they would probably have named him Jack Fucking Twist Ledger.

Anonymous said...

Heath always made a point of saying that when he finished with a role, that was it. He didn't hang on. It didn't linger with him.

I don't think he was caught up in some sort of "Brokeback" high when he asked Jake. Heath was too serious for that. This is his first child we talking about.

He wasn't going to be frivolous with his choice.

Anonymous said...

sweet man sex is SWEET! and they got paid for it!

Lucky them!

Anonymous said...

If you want a little spiritual hygiene from Reeke and Jaustin, and for that matter anyone who thinks that Jake is not trying desperately to avoid a whole host of family and career-oriented problems with this anti-gay bearding nonsense, take a look at the documentary called Bob and Jack's 52 year Adventure.

Bob and Jack's 52-Year Adventure

From manipulation and cowardice to clarity and courage in one mouse-click!

Anonymous said...

"I don't think he was caught up in some sort of "Brokeback" high when he asked Jake. Heath was too serious for that. This is his first child we talking about.

He wasn't going to be frivolous with his choice."

Dream on. Sweet dreams, sweet as sugar candy.

Anonymous said...

Heath always made a point of saying that when he finished with a role, that was it. He didn't hang on. It didn't linger with him.

I'm sure this was the case after the BBM awards season ended. Heath moved on.

Gay is OK! said...

If he comes out nobody will dare to call him a bottom anymore. In print, or to his face.

Hello World! There's nothing wrong with being a bottom!

Anonymous said...

Oct 05 was date of Matilda's birth. Feb. 06 was award season.

Jake was named g'father before they all "moved on" which they did.

I'm a Top said...

I luuurvvve bottoms!

Anonymous said...

Jake will never, ever come out. Once Reeke ends, Jake will go his way and the Chin her way. But, even 10 years from now, Jake will never be able to come out as gay or bi without doing damage to Reese's precious image. If Jake was to come out, every media outlet will post pics of Reeke together and then either imply that Reese was stupid in never suspecting Jake was gay/bi or that Reese knew he was gay/bi and Reeke was totally fake. Either way, they both make Reese look back and she would never allow that. Jake will be bearding in one form or another for the rest of his acting life.

Anonymous said...

I'm a Top
Im the breast of Venus
I'm a Top
I am King Kong's penis

etcetc

Anonymous said...

make Reese look back

Sorry, "back" should be bad.

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Top said...

I'm a Top
Im the breast of Venus
I'm a Top
I am King Kong's penis


LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Does no one see a happy ending in site for JBG?

Anonymous said...

We are hoping for a happy JBG.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure this was the case after the BBM awards season ended. Heath moved on.

Everyone in the cast moved on to other projects, but you usually don't move on from friendships. If he didn't want Jake in his life anymore, he probably wouldn't have made him godfather. He really didn't have to. I think there was contact after BBM, but how close they remained only Jake knows.

Anonymous said...

"If he didn't want Jake in his life anymore, he probably wouldn't have made him godfather."

Not necessarily. Like 3:47 PM said, Heath and Michele were probably on a BBM "high" when they asked Jake to be Matilda’s godfather. I think people are reading too much into this.

Anonymous said...

^^Maybe.

Anonymous said...

It looks like Jake isn't in touch with Michelle and Matilda anyway.

lol said...

Overworked James Franco Sleeping His Way Through Grad School

How does James Franco manage to take classes at both NYU and Columbia while penning a book while keeping his acting career going? Evidently only with lots of naps. Some enterprising young student took a picture of the Milk star and writing scholar dozing during at lecture at Columbia and sent it to TMZ, perhaps for a pretty fee. Franco was also Tweeted about while he slept out in the open in Bobst library at NYU, where he's also studying.

So he's sleeping at both schools! Oh James.

Gawker

Anonymous said...

Brokeback finished filming in Spring 2004. Matilda was born October 2005?

By that time, Heath had filmed both Cassanova and Candy.

Heath had already "moved on." He still asked Jake to be Matilda's godfather.


Why does the idea that Jake and Heath could have been really good friends seem to bother some?

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter anymore 5:38. Heath is dead and I don't think Jake keeps in touch with the girls anyway, so...

Anonymous said...

I'm not bothered by Heath and Jake as friends. I am however tired of all the Heath/Jake fanfic that inevitably follows, it seems kind of morbid to obssess that someone who is sadly no longer here was the "perfect" man for Jake.

Anonymous said...

"Why does the idea that Jake and Heath could have been really good friends seem to bother some?"

It doesnt "bother" people, it has simply never lined up with facts of the matter and so it's annoying when some people natter on and on about this. As 5:44 said, it just doesnt matter.

Anonymous said...

It matters and I'm sure Jake keeps in touch with the girls.

Anonymous said...

"Either way, they both make Reese look bad and she would never allow that."

If and when the truth prevails and she has to pay the price, so what. Reese doesn't run the world. Let the lying conniving bitch rot in hell.

Anonymous said...

Oh. My. God. Didn't you all discuss Jake and Heath and crush and godchild ad nauseum last week? My scroll wheel is worn out enough already from it. Jeezus.

Anonymous said...

Oh. My. God. Didn't you all discuss Jake and Heath and crush and godchild ad nauseum last week? My scroll wheel is worn out enough already from it. Jeezus.

Maybe some of us need a break from Reeke and Jaustin and BT every now and then?

Anonymous said...

Keep scrolling 6:11.

Anonymous said...

Re; Jake will never, ever come out. Once Reeke ends.

I'm sorry but if Reeke ended tomorrow, in ten years would anyone really care who Reese was dating a decade before, or for that matter Jake. Who knows where people's career will be in ten years time, Jake may be the next George Clooney, but he may also be the next Stephen Dorff (yeah remember him).

Anonymous said...

^^I agree 6:25.

Yeah 6:11, don't hold your breath waiting for us to stop discussing Heath.

Anonymous said...

So 5:51, the "fact" that both Jake and Heath said they became friends was just a figment of their imagination as well?

And you let it slip, 5:51, #1. What really bothers some of you is the idea that there are people who think Heath would have been a better choice than Austin.

It's bothersome because that kind of wishful thinking means that some folks don't think Austin is good enough for Jake, he could never measure up to someone like Heath.

Anonymous said...

Well, he said "true friend", but it doesn't matter. I think what Jake meant is that Heath wasn't the kind of person to talk BS, he was an honest friend and I think Jake is like that too. I think there was mutual respect because of it.

That's a nice thought.

Anonymous said...

Thank you 6:29, we all yammer.

I will say this about Austin. He seems like a nice quiet guy who knows his place, will do what he's told and can keep his mouth shut.

That is what Jake needs, somebody compliant. Even if Heath were gay, I don't think Jake could have handled him.

Heath was too much of a wild stallion.

drag said...

Robbie Williams Puts His Snotty American Girl Dress On

Robbie Williams shot a segment for Little Britain for their Comic Relief benefit edition of the show in which he plays a bratty American girl named Candy Marie-Candy. Said Robbie: "It’s hard to say no when asked to take part in a Little Britain sketch for Comic Relief. But I have to admit that dressing up as a small American child in a pretty dress made it all the more appealing."

Towleroad

Anonymous said...

Heath was too much of a wild stallion.

The Australian stallion. ;)

Anonymous said...

"stallion," good description.

Anonymous said...

Even if Heath were gay, I don't think Jake could have handled him.

Heath was too much of a wild stallion."

agreed. The wild stallions are the most exciting though =)

Anonymous said...

I think Jake would have taken on the challenge if he could have.

No reins on that one.

Anonymous said...

Mom and Poppa G House is finally sold to Conan's drummer

Anonymous said...

Sad.

Anonymous said...

I think Jake would have taken on the challenge if he could have.
No reins on that one.


Of course he would have.

Cooper said...

Did Anderson Cooper Spend a Romantic Weekend in Savannah?

CNN spent millions of dollars promoting Anderson Cooper. So it's no surprise the boyishly handsome anchor was recognized on a weekend jaunt to Savannah, Georgia. The question is what he was doing there.

The Savannah Morning News obscurely mentioned that Cooper picked up a T-shirt at a charity race in the gay-friendly Southern beach town Friday. A race volunteer was starstruck and blabbed to a reporter.

Then we heard bits of Cooper's Savannah itinerary from a very-well-informed tipster, starting with his Friday evening check-in at the boutiquey Avia hotel with a "so gay... 'travel companion'" who had a "heavy hand with the makeup."

Saturday was a quiet, romantic lunch for the duo at the Firefly Cafe and dinner in the pair's suite. Awww, sweet. Tipster: When asked by the front desk attendant, Amanda, he said he was in Savannah for "work". But there were no cameras around! Then on Sunday Cooper drove away in his white Chrysler rental. Or so says our spy. We were able to verify, via a phone call to the hotel, that there is indeed a woman named "Amanda" who works the front desk.

And thanks to the Morning News, we can be reasonably certain Cooper was in Savannah. Unless we see an AC360 segment on, like, mortgage foreclosures in the historic districts of Southern resort towns, we'll just assume Cooper was enjoying some pleasant downtime with his latest "travel companion" and doesn't want to talk about it.

And far be it from us to begrudge him any of that. CNN's prettiest anchor needs his beauty rest.

Gawker

Anonymous said...

^^MichaelK's Boo was in Savannah? :)

Anonymous said...

Looks like it :)

Anonymous said...

Jarhead stallion

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG about Musto

Special K said...
Funny because Musto has Blinded Itemed and hinted at Jake being less than straight, so much so that when he interviewed Maggie once, he wasn't even allowed to mention anything about Jake at all. But reading through comments to the link you posted, even Musto,responds and calls himself on it and says not the best example for the story. But what is really interesting about the whole article either one or both people in all of those couples Musto mentions have had chatter about their orientation.

destiny said...
I do remember Maggie refusing to talk about Jake with Musto. I don't usually read his blind items because he does a whole column of it, and in such sparing detail that it's almost impossible to guess. So if Jake was the subject of them I wouldn't know. He tends to write more about people he's interviewing rather than being the type of gossip columnist Ted is.

Special K said...
I remember Musto doing something that either said Jake or hinted that is was Jake right before that interview. I can't remember if it was about something in the village or at a club that Musto was at.

Anonymous said...

7:47, the difference is that Jake played a stallion on the screen; Heath was a stallion in real life.

Jake sure knew the difference, and made that obvious.

Anonymous said...

Jake will be continued to be made fun of and ridiculed as long as he continues to lie. he can't pull it off no matter how hard he tries.

Anonymous said...

8:44, I don't understand your point.

Jake has never tried to portray himself in real life as some kind of macho stud. He was quite believable as such in Jarhead, a movie.

Heath was a stud in real life. That's who he naturally was, and Jake loved his stud, quite naturally.

Anonymous said...

Jake will be continued to be made fun of and ridiculed as long as he continues to lie. he can't pull it off no matter how hard he tries.


He's making a fool of himself with Reese right now.

I wonder where he is these days?

Anonymous said...

Living his life, his way (and that includes the bearding).

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Anonymous said...

It's no silly than the Jaustin crap.

Jaustin is as boring as Reeke.

At least Heath was a great actor, an artist and a really multi-faceted guy.

Since he was a part of Jake's life, I see no reason he can't be discussed just like anyone else who has been a part of Jake's life.

Heath, possibly RDJ, are probably the most interesting actors (as actors and people) that Jake has ever worked with. And he is/has been friends with both.

There isn't anything interesting about Austin. He's just a guy.

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

"Since he was a part of Jake's life, I see no reason he can't be discussed just like anyone else who has been a part of Jake's life."

Being co-star is not exactly being part of a life. oh, right, Jake is good friend and godfather to his child and so forth and so on. I forgot.

Anonymous said...

All you have to do is just dangle a little Austie worm and that Austin bagger bites every time. Somebody here just absolutely can't stand him and I find that just truly interesting. Just bags on him as passionately as most people do on Reese.

Intriguing.

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Anonymous said...

I don't think Reese anticipated that the gay tag would remain around Jake's neck. She is so arrogant, she probably thought her very presence would dispel all the rumors and she would never have to deal with it. Also, POP's release got pushed way back. The bearding was not intended to go on for this long.

I'm guessing Disney has flacks that monitor fan reaction. He looks gay was the majority consensus. Not the intended reaction, I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

Im most amused by the comments that Jake looks "confused"

Anonymous said...

LOL 10:13 me too! Maybe he was confused, maybe the pics were taken not when he was in character but when he was standing there asking something or posing for a pic to be used for a lighting sample or continuity for the makeup/scars or something else, I dunno. And somehow those pics found themselves at a Jake fansite in Holland and then onto IHJ and all hell broke loose in the US. Who knew Jake would have a Dutch fansite?!!

Anonymous said...

I am sure there are people here who don't like Austin.

There are people here who don't like Heath.

Heath wasn't a saint; it's why he was interesting.

Would Heath have behaved differently? He would not have tolerated the bearding. He went his own way.

I don't know what Reese expectations where. But I would love to know why some of you are focused on her; she did not put a gun to Jake's head.

The bearding has always been more to Jake's advantage then hers. He was in more of career help than her.

Yet some of you just want to act as if she can control this grown man.

Anonymous said...

It' hard to talk about Jaustin. There's nothing as any interest to discuss.

Face it. Jake and Reese are the focus here.

Austin is a non-entity. If he ever leaves C-list status, that may change.

It's hard to focus on a cypher.

Anonymous said...

Although I'm a firm believer in Jake's bisexuality, I don't see why people think he looks gay in the POP photos, unless it is that he looks gorgeous.

Anonymous said...

that there is indeed a woman named "Amanda" who works the front desk.

Someone named "Amanda" will be losing her job soon ... :-\

Anonymous said...

"Yet some of you just want to act as if she can control this grown man."

Gee I wish I could control you and your holier-than-thou pissy comments. I pity your children. I hope they are in therapy.

Anonymous said...

"Even if Heath were gay, I don't think Jake could have handled him.

Heath was too much of a wild stallion."

Hey I REALLY appreciate what Heath did in BBM for gay people, and I do think he was a great actor, and I'm very sorry he's gone. Bu-u-ut ... stallion? No.

When he was not in character, he was hyperactive. His everyday personality was like Robin Williams on stage.

Not a stallion.

Anonymous said...

she did not put a gun to Jake's head.

She didn't. The managers did.

Anonymous said...

the difference is that Jake played a stallion on the screen; Heath was a stallion in real life.

Jake sure knew the difference, and made that obvious.

^^ So what! Jake and Heath are actors, they are supposed to be able to become someone else while Acting. This sounds like another attempt to bash Jake and put Heath on a pedistal all in the name of Heath was so much of a better person. It also sounds like a bitter stab at Jake's charater because he may be bearding.
Sure, if Jake is bearding it may not set well with some and being true to one's self is the best thing to do, but it's his life, if you do not like his bearding, find it offensive and just can't wait until "He" comes around, (wft ?) find an actor who is not, or one who is "OUT".
The constant bitching about the guy not coming out is stupid. Kind of like Ted not outing the celebrity's he claims to be gay with providing EVIDENCE. Apparently Ted and Jake may have reasons for this and I'm not saying it's the right thing to do, so I will not make a judgement call for them. They have to make those decisions.

If posters are gonna hold this over Jake's head forever, then call Ted's ass out also. Otherwise find someone else to gush over because in the end, Jake must and will live his life the way he sees fit, and not for anyone else. And this includes pissed of posters or used-to-be Jake fan who are upset. He came into this world alone, when he leaves he will be alone. Not with any hardcore Jake fan.

Anonymous said...

"The bearding has always been more to Jake's advantage then hers. He was in more of career help than her."

TOTALLY DISAGREE. Might of looked that way at the start but after 2 years of Reeke, it was Reese who needed help bumping up her image after Ryan left her and she got it with Jake. Jake hasn't gotten shit out of the deal except a few mentions as Reese's hot younger bf who's so in love with this magnificent woman and who's proposed to her at least 5 times and bought her tons of jewelry, in Reese-oriented mags and websites. Jake is a second class ball-less half-life ornament in that narcissistic Reese arrangement. I hope to god Reese is paying him not the other way around. If it isn't, Jake got screwed more ways than one.

Anonymous said...

When he was not in character, he was hyperactive. His everyday personality was like Robin Williams on stage.

Not a stallion.


I agree. I really liked Heath and it's really sad he is no longer here to grace us with his acting and his smile. But I did not see him as a stallion either. I felt for him in his interviews and hoped he would get over his nervousness in time. It showed alot.

Anonymous said...

The "stallion" was a reference to Heath's sexual power and physical grace as his insistance on following his own muse and his own path.

Heath was on a different level than Jake.

Regardless of who may be gaining more from the bearding, Jake is a grown man. Reese is not forcing him to do this. Jake's management cannot force him to do this.

He is an adult. He is chosing to do this.

Interesting how the discussion are ever Reese, Jake and sometimes Heath.

No Austin. Even with the bike pics, the interest lasted only a couple of days, and then back to Reeke.

He really is unimportant.

Anonymous said...

He looks gay in the pop pics because he does not look princely - he looks confused and the pants barely covering his pubes don't help. I thought the confused look was odd too but there were earlier some set shots, I think on E, where he is with Gemma, and frankly he looked confused there too. He does not look like he became the part. He became Jack Twist. But Jake just looks like Jake trying to be an actor in those POP pics.

Commenter is right. When we have something else to talk about besides reeke, we do. POP pictures, Austin biking. Jake is the source material and if it is just Reeke, expect it to get the full analysis.

Anonymous said...

People here have discussed Reese's films to death, "Four Christmases, Penelope, etc." Jake was in neither of them, but still they were discussed for days.

Austin has an ongoing role in a tv series and the recent "Prayers for Bobby," Little mention.

I have no problem understanding that Jake is the focus. He's the only person that really matters. If he dumped Reese or Austin today, we would still focus on him.

Do the Jaustin believers understand this?

Anonymous said...

A lot of quality Austin discussions are on OMG. Why duplicate them here?

Anonymous said...

"Confused" LOL. How about "preoccupied"? Maybe there was a French Fountain boy on set that day and he was distracted, trying to remember where his stash of blank confidentiality agreements were.

Toothy Toe Pick said...

Q: If there were going to be a movie about you, who would play you?

A: Maybe Jake Gyllenhaal

Hey Jake, Todd Eldredge wants you to get your skate on!

Anonymous said...

"The bearding has always been more to Jake's advantage then hers. He was in more of career help than her."

TOTALLY DISAGREE. Might of looked that way at the start but after 2 years of Reeke, it was Reese who needed help bumping up her image after Ryan left her and she got it with Jake. Jake hasn't gotten shit out of the deal except a few mentions as Reese's hot younger bf who's so in love with this magnificent woman and who's proposed to her at least 5 times and bought her tons of jewelry, in Reese-oriented mags and websites... 11:05 PM


Yes, and RW has only 6-7 good years more to go in Hwood. She needs a yonger guy to hang on.

Anonymous said...

11:44 "Reese is not forcing him to do this. Jake's management cannot force him to do this."

This is naive.

Anonymous said...

Off screen, when he came out as gay in 1989, he essentially ruined his chances for leading-man stardom in Hollywood. (He has written that he was turned down to play opposite Sharon Stone in the sequel to “Basic Instinct” after an MGM executive told his agent that “to all intents and purposes, a homosexual was a pervert in the eyes of America.”)

link

Anonymous said...

^^ Rupert Everett?

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