Thursday 5 February 2009

Romeo and Romeo


February 2, 2009

Dear Ted:
Is Grey Goose George Clooney? Love you, love your column!
—Mross

Dear Goose Goss:
Toothy wishes. Really, I think he does.


Dear Ted:
Did you watch Prayers for Bobby? I thought it was a wonderful movie with a powerful message, and it's great that Lifetime airs it, as it'll reach the people who need to see it the most. Sigourney Weaver was amazing, and I love Austin Nichols. It's nice to see you talking about him lately, and I hope you talk about him more. He is talented and dreamy.
—Melanie

Dear Fantasy Land:
Wow-friggin'-woo, is Nichols ever taking part in risqué subject matter lately, this is so intriguing. New, daring leaf?


Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile old enough to talk? Should Toothy Tile be worried about what he might say to people?
—Vicky

Dear Tattle Tooth:
Yes, very. Consider it a Daddy Fearest in the making.


Dear Ted:
Just to start setting a Valentine's Day mood, I'd like to ask you, what is, in your opinion, the greatest love story in today's Hollywood? Is it Toothy Tile and Gray Goose's endless, complex, beautiful and ever-forgiving love story?
—Miranda

Dear Unrequited Love:
Are you kidding? Toothy's tale is more like Hom-e-o and Juliet—there's nothing great about it. Expect an equally bitter and potentially tragic ending, too. At this point, I'd go with Ellen and Portia.

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth

Photo by Howard Roffman

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Anonymous said...

Jake could have been a contender, instead he's turned into one of the most pathetic closet cases I've seen outside of religion (Haggard) or politics (Craig).

I totally Disagree! When that person comes along as the savoir or the messiah to help this cause , you will know it, but to put that weight on Jake is absurd at best. It makes no difference how disappointed you or others are of him. He is a man with faults and fears just like everyone here on this board. And when he gets cut he bleeds red blood just like you. If it was gonna happen, it would have already. When that person steps up, raises his voice for the cause, (injustice of homosexuals / Gays )you and I will know it. But until then..
I have never seen such a self righteous group of gays who wants to make someone a savior. I say YOU step up for the cause. Keep the focus on you and what YOU are doing to correct the injustice and bigotry on Homosexuals or Gays. And, sometimes that bigotry exist with gay people, now say it doesn't!!!

Anonymous said...

Well Known Hollywood Mogul claims he was intimate with “Toothy” dating back to 2004

This mogul?

Apr 20, 2006

hey, P-Bitch! I live in LA to and I've heard LOTS of stuff about Jake-y and being gay (but really bisexual, as if theirs a diff).

A guy friend of mine that's str8 does valet parking for xtra $ sometimes, and he SWEARS ON HIS LIFE AND ON HIS MAMMA'S GRAVE that about 2 years ago he saw Jake kissing this older dude when the stopped the car and didn't think anyone had come up yet to get his keys. Hours later when they came out Jake signed an autograph for my friend but said no when he asked if he could take a picture with his cell. My friend kept saying that if he had had his cell out and could have gotten a pic of that man and Jake he wouldn't ever probably have to work again 'cause he would sell it. I told him that was wrong, but he would have done it anyway.

I totally believe my friend cause he doesn't have a problem with gay people and he didn't have a reason to make it up. He' isn't the kind to do that.

----- Posted by: WeHoHag | Apr 20, 2006 11:14:42 PM

http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2006/04/rep_jake_gyllen.html

Anonymous said...

Maybe James Schamus. Always thought from all the BBM party pics something going on between them.

Anonymous said...

Maybe James Schamus.

Kissing Jake? James wouldn't out anyone.

Anonymous said...

You clearly didn't read my post all the way through 10:11. I said I'd have been disappointed with Jake's not coming out, but that I COULD UNDERSTAND IT.

What I can't understand, and can't forgive, is the homophobic bearding. Every time he steps out there in public for his photo opps with the Reese he is telling the world that being gay is bad thing. And I for one am fed up with that shit. If you play with fire, live your life as a lie, then you have to live with the consequences of being exposed.

Anonymous said...

I didn't say James was the mogul connected to Ian, just that he might be the one in the kissing post. 2 different things my dear, so many moguls. You might want to take some reading comprehension classes or something.

Anonymous said...

Sorry for the typos.

Anonymous said...

10:22 I read that also on Towleroad and saved it also. There were alot of indepth dicussions about what the valet claims. Have I been following Jake this long. I must get a life.
Also, there was a post on the old WFT or some site some time ago from a psyhic from Brazil who said there would be a scadal in the future, but to be easy on him. That post had more about why, but I can't remember. I saved that one also. In my house or office somewhere. I just found it interesting. I like Jake alot and I am one of those fans who would love for him to be out but I do not want it to damage his acting career. I also think and wish he would come out on his own. I don't agree with Outing anyone. Anyone! So I am in disagreement with most here.

Anonymous said...

10:32 PM, you didn't mention mogul nor kissing, but I guessed what you meant.

Anonymous said...

"If you play with fire, live your life as a lie, then you have to live with the consequences of being exposed."

ITA. Liars better be prepared when good people find out the truth and do something about it, not just stand back and do nothing.

Anonymous said...

Actually anything that would prevent having to look at more irritating pix of Reeke smirking with their hair all discolored and zipped up in horrible nylon outfits would be appreciated -

Jake breaks "out", Reese busted shop lifting, whatever! - just get these two idiots off the streets!

Anonymous said...

scadal = scandal Sorry

Anonymous said...

The pics at IHJ are from X17 but X17 has yet to put them on their site, that's how boring Reeke is!

Anonymous said...

Well, if IUC outs Jake, so comes Austin.

It's a twofer deal!

'Course, Jake can always explain that he was just experimenting, but was so 'dazzled' by Reese and her feminine ways that he's now on the straight and narrow.

Still won't help Austin, though. he will forever be seen as Jake's BF, only now, dumped for The General.

Yikes! How humilating!

Anonymous said...

10:57 PM

Painfully boring.

Anonymous said...

"Sorry 9:49 but I totally agree with 7:22 and whoever wrote this above. Its not evil. Its courage and it's exposing lies and deceptions. Doing bearding like Jake is doing is DISGUSTING. Somebody's gotta do tell the truth and expose him for what he is: a homophobic hypocrite. Go Ian."

Does this go for Clooney also? Oh he beards also and often. The only difference is that he is savy and don't let the beard who is unknown stick around too long. Good for her and him. Are you for outing closeted starts in the entertainment and sports industry? Well there are alot. This is where making a difference starts. Now if all some want to do is out Jake and only Jake, this is where I have a problem. It's self serving and more to it (believe me it is) than just outing lying stars who keep the gay is evil thing going. This was happening long before Jake stepped on the scene, and others who were there before Jake came along, they are still there now are not being targeted. Makes no sense to me. Jake is one person. I ask again, are you for outing Clooney? Now this would be big. Franco, Spacey, Will Smith would help even more.

Anonymous said...

"so 'dazzled' by Reese and her feminine ways that he's now on the straight and narrow."

Shit I spit out my sandwich when I read that! LOL

Anonymous said...

What the fuck am I, an experimental Gay-Daddy phase Jake was going thru?

Anonymous said...

I'm for outing anyone too much of a pussy to admit who they are that make a living off of those who have had the balls to step up and be real.

Entertainment, sports, media, politics, business. Each and every one of them.

What a powerful statement it would make to the haters to know that The Gay isn't some nebulous fiend living 'the lifestyle' out there in San Fran, something they send a check to irradicate, but the people they watch on TV, on DVDs, behind the newsdesk, on the field of competition, represent them in Washington.

One person in The Closet means many will believe he belongs there.

Anonymous said...

OMG check out new pics at IHJ. Reese has the worst body and face.

Anonymous said...

"I like Jake alot and I am one of those fans who would love for him to be out but I do not want it to damage his acting career. I also think and wish he would come out on his own. I don't agree with Outing anyone. Anyone! So I am in disagreement with most here."

I agree with you. It's Jake's life and should be his decision, no-one else's. I also think that if it is true Jake wanted to come out but that he was told he wouldn't be hired again hollywood that it is the system that is ultimately to blame. I do think he has gone overboard with Reese and that this may end up hurting him more than helping in the end, but he probably did this because he was scared.

Anonymous said...

Think of those brave people in Mass, Conn, California, Iowa. Ordinary people who live ordinary lives who had the strength of character, the strength of love, to stand up to the hate and demand equality.

They weren't stars, they weren't household names. Just regular, one-day-at-a-time people working for a better life. Look what they did, look what they accomplished when they stood up for the truth.

Now, think of what could happen if someone in the public's eye did the same.

Amazing!

As to losing a career, is that big paycheck worth more than a man's integrity?

Anonymous said...

Venice Beach pix - good lord! hope to god the woman's not preggie.

Anonymous said...

Pregnant in her belly or her fat ass? Its bad posture and bloat.

Anonymous said...

If Jake decided to beard with Reese and they did the occasional appearance then I would maybe say no need to out him. If Jake was low key about his showmance than I would feel bad for him. But, the way that Reeke shoves themselves down your throat with the constant photo ops and fakeness of it all-I don't feel bad if he's outed. It's like Jake's spitting at the paps, you can't have it both ways. Either the paps are allies who help you promote what you want or they aren't. If this Ian is seriously going to out Jake the only way he can do it would be to have pictures or some one who's willing to talk to main stream media about having had sex with him. Based on the latest set of Reeke pics, they don't seem to paniced about Jake being outed.

Anonymous said...

As to losing a career, is that big paycheck worth more than a man's integrity?

^ hummmm I don't know. Never been there, have you.
Let's ask Clooney, he's an A listed star who pull strings, gets his way pretty much and really, really rich I'm told. Good questin for him.

Anonymous said...

Why do you people keep talking about George Clooney? This isn't a Clooney site. I don't care about Clooney and i don't know or care about if hes gay or bearding or doing a dog for gawds sake. Go to a Clooney site and talk about him ok.

Anonymous said...

So it's true, Jake is going to outed tomorrow. Oh My God. I wonder is it a sex tape or pictures.

Anonymous said...

Two sets of pics in one day isn't Reeke overload? In light of IUC, this is SOOOOOOO obvious!

Run, run fast as you can, you can't catch me, Evelyn, I'm the GAY MAN!!

Oh, and wasn't it raining in LA on Friday? Why isn't the ground wet?

Anonymous said...

It was cold THUNDERSTORMS and POURING ASS RAIN all Friday night long and Saturday am in LA. Some LA coastal cities like Long Beach which is next to Venice are still flooding on Saturday night. Reese is wearing a light white skirt and no hat and the sidewalks are dry. And why the 2 different outfits for the Reeke 2 photo ops that sdupposedly took place on the same day? Me wonders if they 've been saving the "baby bump" pics for a time like now.

Anonymous said...

Btw I live in LA so I know 1st hand about the weather. It was pounding down so hard all night I thought the roof was going to cave in it was that bad.

Anonymous said...

Why do you people keep talking about George Clooney? This isn't a Clooney site. I don't care about Clooney and i don't know or care about if hes gay or bearding or doing a dog for gawds sake. Go to a Clooney site and talk about him ok.

Look, posters have been talking about bearding and outing people who publicly beard, how shameful it is and they all should be outed. Also, it's really about breaking down the prejudices of Hw and how actors beard because of HW. This is what most of the conversation was about, but if you only want Jake to be outed because he is bearding, then what the fuck about the rest of the bearding HW actors? The message is about what HW does, and not giving the other actors who beard a pass either. This is bigger than Jake. So get over it. It's just not about what you want. or would you rather talk about Reese.

Anonymous said...

So, if the pics weren't taken on Friday - were they listed as Friday? - when were they taken? And why hold them until now? Why post them as taken on Friday? Why two outfits to make it seem as if taken on the same day?

Are we to believe they spend their days together?

See, if I had Jake all to myself, I sure as hell wouldn't be walking around Venice. More like walking him backwards naked into the hot tub.

Anonymous said...

So, you want to punish Jake and prove that he was right to have bearded. That's perfect. Great plan. If he is outed, go buy a NON Brokeback Mountain movie that he was in. You don't have to watch it. You can burn it and dance naked around it. Money matters and if producers see they can make money off of him then they will hire him. Then maybe others will be open. I don't care if you only come here to complain and thinks he deserves pain and suffering. If his career is destroyed, who wins then? You? I know who loses. Everyone who thinks people should be able to love who they want to and not be punished for it.

Anonymous said...

What will ruin Jake's career is NOT the fact that he's gay, but the fact that he LIED.

See the difference?

Anonymous said...

Dear 12:53,

Nope!

Don't care that he lied, everyone lies. It will be seen that his career is over because he is gay. Get over it. I'm starting to think a lot of people want to knock him down and then latch onto someone else until they are brought down. How about pulling people up?

Anonymous said...

I agree with 11:46, I might have felt differently about the occasional outing with a beard, like Leo or Franco. But I do I think everyone who beards at the level Jake does deserves to be outed, and that includes Will Smith, Cruise and Travolta. These people all have a lot of money and security. They are running around doing this while people are literally dying because people in politics, sports, HW, etc. continue to tell the world that being gay is a bad thing.

And ruin Jake's career? What's Disney going to do, shelve a movie that probably cost them over $100 million to make? Who's to say it won't be a big success? Then what, is Disney going to replace him because he's gay?

And I don't get your logic 12:51. How would outing Jake prove he was right to beard???

Anonymous said...

Jake is already being "punished" for who he loves by living in the closet and bearding.

Anonymous said...

If he doesn't get support from gay or gay friendly people then he won't have a career. Therefore, if his movies fail because he doesn't get support, I think he was right to beard.

Get it?

Anonymous said...

So, 1:10, you're saying that when Jake's out, YOU will no longer be his fan?

'Cause, I'm gonna be right there, as I've always been, queueing up for his movies, adding them to my DVD library, buying the mags with his interviews, researching him on the internet, you know, all those things that a fan does. Makes no never mind to me that he's gay.

Now, lying about it does make a diffference.

Anonymous said...

What will ruin Jake's career is NOT the fact that he's gay, but the fact that he LIED.

Surely you don't believe this because HW is a lie, always has been. Or are you praying for this to be true. What I don't get is, I know this site is about TT = Jake, but to hold Jake in high regards as if He must pay because he is bearding is crazy, while nothing is said about other hollywood actors bearding or living a lie and in the closet. All of them have lied. All of them, until they were outed or came out. So if this is gonna be all about Jake and his bearding, the hate of Reeke / Reese, he should be with Austin and babytile then let it be and stop the HW caused this and HW is unfair to want a celebrity to stay in the closet and so on and so on.
And this is because Jake is not the only hollywood actor bearding.
If it's wrong for Jake, it's wrong for the others also.
Which way do you want it?

Anonymous said...

I want everyone to be who they were born to be. Simple as that.

The next time George Clooney, whom you seem to be fixated on, and any of those other closted actors/actressess begin to flaunt their faux relationships to the extent that Reeke has, I'll be more than happy to complain and bullshit call.

Anonymous said...

I went to all of Jake's movies. Not my fault he made movies nobody wanted to see. Rendition? Every movie about the war, torture, etc. was a huge failure. And while the crowds didn't turn out for Zodiac, it got a lot of critical praise. Jake is not an actor that, to date, can bring people into the theaters just because of who he is. Do you get that 1:15? And seems to me the bearding started with Rendition, so by your reasoning Rendition should have been one of the biggest hits of the year. Meanwhile BBM, when Jake was being very ambiguous about his sexuality, did just fine at the box office.

Anonymous said...

Shit yeah! Bearding began with Rendiotion so that means if Jake was "straight" from then on then Brothers, Nailed and POP are gonna be fucking awesome box office record breakers and BAFTA, Golden Globes, SAGS, Oscar winners! Great decision to beard, Jake! You got it going, man!

Anonymous said...

I hope Jake never comes out if only because it is so much fun to watch the self-righteous and dissapointed fanatics bitch, moan and stamp their hooves in frustation because, despite their most fervant hopes, Jake is still living his life exactly as he pleases. You hypocrites don't care about gay people and their suffering. You just want to hurt Jake. Such a shame when your fantasy just won't follow your script. Nothing like the anger of those who've chosen to delude themselves.

I don't care who Halperin, or anyone else digs up. It won't matter unless this person can produce photographic proof of actual sexual intercourse with Jake.

Jake has been gay for a long time, and you're telling me that some guy just realized he slept with him?

That is just too funny.

Anonymous said...

Although I don't think Jake is stright, I'm feeling that the revealing news from Ian tomorrow will also reveal that Reese is pregnant. Looks like it to me. I think this will be apart of the outing story.

Anonymous said...

What is tragically humorous is your insistence into my psyche. How the hell do you know what I wish for? How the hell do you know what my motivations for being here on WFT2 are? Where the fuck do you get off telling me what kind of person I am?

Talk about pretentious git!

You know nothing. Not Jake, not me, nothing.

Only your pathetic needs to make others believe your delusions of Jake straighthood.

Anonymous said...

Don't play dumb 1:44. I would guess he's talking now because he's disgusted about what Jake is doing with Reese.

Anonymous said...

1:44 and 1:46

Why is it I can smell a Babbler a mile away? Oh yes it must be the bullshit. Its that strong.

Anonymous said...

If Reese is pregnant - which I don't think for a second - that makes her a scheming bitch who's done that trap men with my womb trick a second time.

Some super religious mom, schtupping a man that's not her husband without protection.

Great for her image, doncha think?

Anonymous said...

IA 1:52. Also she was drinking beer at Lakers in January 4th and wine on Dec 19 and god knows when else like at the CAA party, etc. Reese has a big stomach. The babblers have been knitting baby booties for 2 years now, swearing that Reese is pregnant and Jake is gonna marry her any day now!

Anonymous said...

Oh, that's just great!

Reese started bearding for Jake to get rid of the jilted wife onus, only to become the "pregnant" girlfriend of an outed gay man!

Oh, Karma, I cold give you a big, wet, sloppy one right about now!

Anonymous said...

uh, that's COULD give...

sorry. Laughing to hard picturing Reese's expression.

Anonymous said...

"Venice Beach pix - good lord! hope to god the woman's not preggie."

Lol! I hear ya. Just Jared is speculating that very possibility. yikesers! if she is, they're bearding for the long haul.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/02/07/reese-witherspoon-baby-bump-watch/

Anonymous said...

Reese started bearding for Jake to get rid of the jilted wife onus, only to become the "pregnant" girlfriend of an outed gay man!

Oh, Karma, I cold give you a big, wet, sloppy one right about now!


LMAO!!

Man I hope Jake gets outed not only for his sake, Austin and BT's sake but to see Reese try to save herself and for the Babblers to get put in their place.

Anonymous said...

Look at the Venice pics where Jake is whispering something to her. She is TOTALLY PISSED. I bet thats when Jake told her the ruse was up.

LOL

Anonymous said...

1:44 says that Jake is gay, so not a Babbler.

But he or she obviously was right on target because some of you reacted so angry and defensive. If the descriptions don't fit you, you can't be bothered by it.

Why so serious?

Anonymous said...

Why so bothered?

What's it to you how other people react, express their feelings, opinions, thoughts?

Why are you here telling us what to think?

Why do you even care?

Take your empty and bankrupt smug some where else, k?

Anonymous said...

The next time George Clooney, whom you seem to be fixated on, and any of those other closted actors/actressess begin to flaunt their faux relationships to the extent that Reeke has, I'll be more than happy to complain and bullshit call.

^ hey, you think it could be that you look for all the fauxmancing from Reeke? I think it's fair to say that some on the Jake fans sites search the net looking for pictures of him and Reese. Everytime there is a picture on the net or in, or on a tabolid cover the hits here are crazy. The internet is vast and there are a million celebrity tabloids, they have to write about something and they probably get tired of writing about Branjeline or all of the Jennifers, then they go to you know who. Who cares, you don't like it, don't watch it. So i really think it's a lame excuse to be upset because they are plastered all over everywhere. Who cares. Why should this bother you if you know it's not true? All apart of the Hw game tabs, paps, agencys, so what.

Anonymous said...

1:44 really got to some of you. Talk about calling someone out. Some of you don't mind dishing, but you sure can't take it.

No one is telling you what to think. But you should expect reactions to it.

To quote an old cliche,"it shoe fits, wear it."

Anonymous said...

We're seeing lots of reeke pics now because Jake might have just lost another major movie role, quite possibly the new fincher picture. Jake has to understand that fincher didn't want him in Zodiac because he wanted a mentee, thought that Jake was a genius or even that Jake was the only actor who could play Graysmith. Fincher wanted Jake because Jake was hot after BBM and Jarhead. When Jake gets hot again, Fincher will seriously consider him for a role, and famous does not include staging fauxmance pics for tabloids.

Anonymous said...

Nope. Sorry. Not bothered in the least. Just wondering why, if you hold WFT2 and its posters with such contempt, why are you wasting time here? See, I'm here because i wish to be, discuss and Wait for Toothy, which seems to be coming to an end. You? Here attempting to belittle others.

Now, who's pathetic?

Anonymous said...

"Don't play dumb 1:44. I would guess he's talking now because he's disgusted about what Jake is doing with Reese."

No, don't you play dumb 1:49. If this guy is talking now, it's because he's getting PAID!
Or, something else from the deal. How stupid can you be.

Anonymous said...

so, 2:17, you know Fincher? What else has he told you?

Anonymous said...

Look at Jared, ONTD, and other sites every few days. For every George Clooney pic, every Leo pic, every James Franco, Shia, Zac, and any other celeb with the exception of wanna bes like Paris and the Simpsons, there are none, and I mean NONE, that compare to the frequency that Reeke has appeared on the gossip sites over the past two years. Not even Bragelina.

Don't go looking for Reeke anyway. EWWWWW! Why would I? Why would I wish to lose my lunch on a daily basis?

Anonymous said...

1:44 says that Jake is gay, so not a Babbler.

you know I think most posters here think Jake is not straght, but it is apparent that some people here can't read. Some poster don't agree with the masses, but they feel that Jake is not straight, but if you are not following the script of I hate Reese and your comments differ from theres you are a troll. They are so fixated with Jake is Gay and want to keep it that way at all cost, they miss the points and the messages altogether. Then the non comprehending readers resort to Babblers. Crazy, and fucked up posters or drunk.

Anonymous said...

And when faced with posters that don't quickly fall into your line of thinking, out come the insults: stupid, delusional, homophobic, etc.

Then there's those perenial favs: go back on your meds and drink the kool-aid.

Nothing substentive, nothing to help bolster their claim, only nasty names and mud slinging. Which, of course, goes to prove the point that they are here only for trolling purposes.

Can't run with the big dogs? Then get the hell off the track.

Anonymous said...

IUC's "breaking story" is probably going to be that the mogul was threatened and can't talk or whatever. It probably won't be Jake's coming out.

Anonymous said...

anon 1:44 and 2:16 you are right on target. It is wierd that they can't see this. I think Jake is not straight, but it has been very obvious that the so-called fans are pissed at Jake and want him outed and the excuses for this get lamer and lamer. Love ya Jake. Live YOUR life Jake. And if you are outed you have my support still. peace and love

Anonymous said...

How anyone can condone and reward lying is beyond me. Perhaps I ask more of the people I admire than you.

Anonymous said...

2:17, Jake was almost finished filming Zodiac when BBM was released. BBM was complete before he film Jarhead or Proof although they were released before BBM. I think he worked occasionally on Zodiac movie, but wrapping up during the 06 Oscars.

Anonymous said...

Read 1:44 again you idiots. Sure sounds like a sarcastic, homophobic babbler to me. The only thing missing is saying you aren't "real fans." The grammar and sentence structure writes exactly like UV:


I hope Jake never comes out if only because it is so much fun to watch the self-righteous and dissapointed fanatics bitch, moan and stamp their hooves in frustation because, despite their most fervant hopes, Jake is still living his life exactly as he pleases. You hypocrites don't care about gay people and their suffering. You just want to hurt Jake. Such a shame when your fantasy just won't follow your script. Nothing like the anger of those who've chosen to delude themselves.

I don't care who Halperin, or anyone else digs up. It won't matter unless this person can produce photographic proof of actual sexual intercourse with Jake.

Jake has been gay for a long time, and you're telling me that some guy just realized he slept with him?

That is just too funny.

Anonymous said...

IUC's "breaking story" is probably going to be that the mogul was threatened and can't talk or whatever. It probably won't be Jake's coming out.

^^ I think something to derail it will happen also. Just as the lame as JJ shit story. What a Joke.

Anonymous said...

Some of you don't mind dishing, but you sure can't take it.

^^ They never could.

Anonymous said...

Never could? Yeah sure. And just how long have TBers been Waiting for Toothy?

We've been here through it all, and still going strong. So strong, in fact, WWFT2 and OMG now garner more hits than those bastions of JiSdom IHJ and DC. We are the strongest, most loyal, fanbase Jake has at the moment.

Anonymous said...

And what if nothing does "de-rail" IUC's revelation? What will happen then?

Anonymous said...

Nothing substentive, nothing to help bolster their claim,

this is such bullshit. yeah, sometimes posters will call the regulars here names, but that can't compare with the name calling the regular anons resort to. Also there are poster who are Jake fans and lurk here occasionally and try to post logical post about the subject matter. Almost all of them are called trolls, babblers??, and accused of wanting Jake straight. It's bullshit. You are the ones who can dish plenty of dirt on Jake, Reese, fans who believe he is not straight but have another view point, but give (in the closet Austin) a free pass because he's soo cute, but can't seem to take it when people happen to respond to your constant nastiness when a posters comment (seems) to ruin your Jake is Gay, bearding and let's make him pay attitude.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised if Jake hightailed it out of town because he knew that the gossip story was coming.

Anonymous said...

Can you believe it?

Reese Witherspoon was in my dreams all night long today.

WTF?

Anonymous said...

"**BREAKING UPDATE** IUC will release a major breaking story tomorrow at noon (est) about a new twist of events in this lingering saga. It’s major!"

I wonder if "the new twist of events" is really related to this "mogul" story !! It seems something else for me, like a new scoop!

Anonymous said...

Damm , this is better than any soap-opera.....

Anonymous said...

From IUC:


Instead of making everyone wait till noon, I decided to post this now cause I couldn’t hold it in any longer. During the past week, I’ve used some of my longtime contacts in the publishing business to find out if the rumors I was hearing from a publishing business friend about a supposed upcoming book about Toothy Tile were true. In the end, I got more than I bargained for.

In an exclusive interview with two high up editors at NYC’s major publishing houses, IUC has learned at least two books are in the works about the epic saga of Toothy Tile, including one by the star himself - Jake Gyllenhaal. According to the first editor, Gyllenhaal is currently at work on a tell all autobiography, in which he’ll use as an opportunity to reveal to the world he is indeed Toothy Tile. “It seems he wants to write his life story and let the world know he’s dabbled in same sex relationships,” the editor said. “He’ll use the book to clear up all the longstanding rumors about his sexuality. The book will definitely go to auction and end up with a seven figure advance. There’s huge interest in this.”

Editor says Jake's story would be perfect for Oprah

The editor said he became privy to this information when it was leaked to him from a representative in Gyllenhaal’s camp. “It was a heads up call, which happens all the time in our industry,” the editor said. “Celebs who want to write books often have their reps and literary agents phone publishers to gauge their interest before going out with a proposal. In this particular case, I have no doubt the book can be a no.1 bestseller. First thought I have here is it’s perfect for Oprah. Just imagine Jake on Oprah’s couch in tears telling her he would have come out sooner if he could of but he was worried about his friends, family and career. It would be the biggest thing to hit the book businees in years.”

Meanwhile, IUC has learned Gyllenhaal is not the only person at work revealing the truth about Toothy Tile. An editor at Random House confirmed to IUC last week he received a proposal recently from a L.A. based author about Toothy. The editor confirmed the writer was represented by a major New York literary agent. He refused to reveal the name of the writer because of confidentiality purposes. ”It’s a solid proposal, a very compelling story, something that could make waves,” the editor said. The editor refused to say whether or not he acquired the rights to the book. “I’m not allowed to reveal things like that,” he said. “ DEVELOPING…

IUC

Right now guys I don't know if I have to laugh or to cry!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

^^^

BULLSHIT

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Gyllenhaal is currently at work on a tell all autobiography, in which he’ll use as an opportunity to reveal to the world he is indeed Toothy Tile. “It seems he wants to write his life story and let the world know he’s dabbled in same sex relationships,” the editor said. “He’ll use the book to clear up all the longstanding rumors about his sexuality. The book will definitely go to auction and end up with a seven figure advance. There’s huge interest in this."

wtf, with Disney and Reese breathing down his neck?

lol at this guy, he's worse than JJ.

Anonymous said...

I'm buying both books!

Anonymous said...

Really quick out of the gate to start calling bullshit, arent' you?

What, you had the first shift this morning on the Protect Jake's St8ness Brigade?

Woo hoo! Grabbing a bucket of popcorn. This is going to get VERY interesting today!

Anonymous said...

Is this guy mainly messing with Ted?

Anonymous said...

Ted, Ian's "one of my two favorite bloggers, Perez Hilton (the other of course being Ted Casablanca)" ?

I have no idea what's Ian doing :)

Anonymous said...

Is the supposed 2nd book deal from Ted? That's his "story" isn't it?

If tue (eye roll), Jake must be broke, a autobiography at 28?Did disney approve?

Hey maybe Papa G is writing it,LOL

Anonymous said...

JJ i mean ian added this:


The editor stressed he wanted to remain cautious. “Celebs are known more than anyone to pitch books with sensational points but often chicken out when it’s time to go to print,” the editor said. “Gyllenhaal’s people could use his alleged gay past as a way to get more money. But when the manuscript is handed in it could be a totally different story. They could tone it down, saying something like ‘it only happened once when he was drunk at a party’ or something of that nature. That would piss off the publisher but it would be too late to stop the book cause all the orders by bookstores would have been placed.”

Anonymous said...

It seems he wants to write his life story and let the world know he’s dabbled in same sex relationships.

Dabbled? Sounds like the past tense to me. Just so he can say, as someone on OMG said, the love of a good woman "straightened him out". Do they think this is going to keep his unique fanbase happy?

I can see it now; this is going to be the biggest PR flim-flam scam I've ever heard of - same sex lovers in his past(but it's alllll ovvver noooow!) and a pregnant Reese and the straight life in his future. Something for everyone, all the fans should be happy now, right?

I'm sorry, none of this circus is any bloggers' fault, he brought all this on himself. :(

Anonymous said...

I really, really hate to be manipulated and have my intelligence insulted by PR. Dabbled means whatever or whoever was in his past, wasn't serious. I think I can quit him now.

Anonymous said...

That's the big Jake outing? So Jake's going to write a book saying how he "dabbled in same sex relationships". Big deal. To me that means that he will say he experimented when he was younger, but then met Reese, the love of his life, and that made all those bad gay thoughts go away and cured him. He's now Mr. Castrated Straight Man and Reese's pussy boy. What a bunch of BS from IUC.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by Chris

Spesh it was raining all night hard and the US weather service has flood warnings and severe weather alerts running on TV and radio. Anyone can see those pics [Venice Beach] were not taken today or yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Jake isn't writing any book.

Anonymous said...

I love JJ now LOL

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG: (sums up my feelings)

Well played, Evelyn, well played!

A way to kill off the rest of Jake's gay fanbase, through utter disgust. Float the rumors that Jake is writing a book to tell of his sad gay wandering past, mention the possibility of a hook-up or two, but never Austin or BT, then gush about Reese, how she's the love of his life, how, through the miraculous healing powers of her saintly pussy, cured Jake of his evil gay ways, and now he's ready to spend the rest of his life in Straightland making straight babies and forever signing straight praises to his lady love saviour.

Which, of course, the Babbler crowd will coo over, 'cause Jake's been 'honest' and 'open' about his terrible past, and now is firmly in the heteronormative world to stay. But, the gay fans, his staunchest supporters and most vocal critics will throw up, their hands and their lunch, and walk away, never to return. POP will build a brand new fanbase, and Toothy, BBM and Jake's unfortunate rumors of gaydom will fade to black.

And the best part? The book never needs go to print!

Indeed, well played!

Anonymous said...

We'll see if it works tho. ;)

Anonymous said...

The other horribly insulting thing is putting a subliminal PoP poster in a movie - I would never go see that if my life depended on it because it's so obviously manipulative.

Anonymous said...

I'm skeptical because to be honest I don't expect Jake to be truthful. I have come to expect wheeler dealing from him so I think this is probably more of the same.

Maybe Halperin's being played too. And I think the idea of a "tell-all" but "now I am saved!" with Reese Witherspoon is probably where it's at. Becuase anything else is going to severely embarrass her and the film studio trying to promote this film right now. Unless everyone's cool with it.

But the timing is unusual, the content surprising given the subject has gone out of his way to be seen with a girlfriend for 2-ish years now, so I'm guessing the twist in the tail is that it's all my ex-gay past, if it's true.

That's totally his call and only he has to live with him so he has to do whatever suits him. But there's only so much your audience is willing to stick around for on either side of the debate or fandom so...we'll see though. I still wouldn't be surprised if it's another elaborate hoax.

Maybe just don't take it too seriously. See what happens.

Anonymous said...

It's just so very offensive. They really think we're stupid or somthin'. :)

Anonymous said...

Matthew Katz Frost is with Reeke. The other guy looks like a John Lithgow's redux, I wonder who he is. And there's a 3rd guy.

What significance has the re-apparition of Mr.Katz?

Don't you think he is instumental in Jake's inventing the TT's story and manipulating Ted C. to make it a big "legend"?

Jake is behind this TT story 100%.

Anonymous said...

It's actually quite funny now that I've had a chance to think about it - my initial reaction was utter disgust, you got that right, 9:28. :) I stand by my prediction that BBM, the movie he is so trying to distance himself from, will be the most acclaimed role he ever does, at least for me.

Anonymous said...

But, the gay fans, his staunchest supporters and most vocal critics will throw up, their hands and their lunch, and walk away, never to return. POP will build a brand new fanbase, and Toothy, BBM and Jake's unfortunate rumors of gaydom will fade to black.

Well thought out points. But there is one thing that doesn't make sense here, at least to me.

That PoP will build a brand new fanbase. Will it? Suppose, in this economic meltdown nobody bothers with it, it's a victim of credit crunch times and it belly flops to the depths of the ocean after a week or two? And let's face it, Jake's nearly pushing 30 soon, it's a bit late to be building hordes of new screaming fans (although it worked for Viggo but he was less exposed, more mysterious). Jake's been thoroughly exposed for the past 4 years +. I cannot imagine there are the numbers of new fans out there to build a new fanbase based on PoP that don't know about him anyway.

Anonymous said...

lmfao! on a completely selfish note, i hope it's true, though. this would be so fun to watch.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't doubt that the asterick by Jake's name will forever hold his only Oscar nom, for Jack Twist, the man that only wanted to live a life with Ennis.

Irony is such a fucking bitch sometimes, ain't it?

Anonymous said...

My dear WFT2 friends. We are probably wasting our time with Jake. He's a spoild, ambitious boy. He puts his career first and that thing with Reese, whatever it is, will probably last for a while.
I'm sure in the near future a more talented, honest and beautiful actor will be brave enough and not hide who he is. He will set a good example, but it won't be Jake aka Prince of Persia. ;)

Anonymous said...

I feel like I'm missing something. Who is Matthew Frost? Wonder if Reeke's PR decided that to squash some of the criticism from WTF2 & OMG about how Jake is only paped with Reese, they have decided that Jake can be seen with other males as long as he is with Reese. You know, he can't be gay if he's with his girlfriend and other men. Next we'll have the other guys holding Reese's hand while they all shop together.

Anonymous said...

^^It does seem that way. :) Oh well.

Wouldn't doubt that the asterick by Jake's name will forever hold his only Oscar nom, for Jack Twist, the man that only wanted to live a life with Ennis. ITA

Anonymous said...

Our "favourite couple"...

JJ

Anonymous said...

Who is Matthew Frost?

Jake's and Austin's old friend - at least since TDAT.

Anonymous said...

Matthew Frost has been a longtime friend of both Jake and Kirsten. I wouldn't read too much into his appearance. He has hung out with Jake on and off over the years and is obviosly in the closer circle of friends.

He does music videos and even made a vid of Jake once, which ended up on his own website. He's industry-involved but I wouldn't say his presence is anything sinister. He's not a PR man or management as far as I know, simply a friend who'sa producer and has stayed friends with people he likes.

I think he lives or has lived in France but was UK born (?).

Anonymous said...

Yes, 9:43, this all hinges on PoP's success. If it goes the way of Pirates, then the bold move of partial disclosure will have worked - The Gay gone from Jake, Reeke fans firmly in PR's pocket, a blockbuster on his resume, a franchise in the making. Paychecks for all around guarenteed for years to come.

However, if the Prince doesn't charm the gamers, then the gamble will be all for naught. But, by then, two years hence, I'm sure Evelyn and her crew will probably have found another cash cow to milk, so they'll be just fine while Jake is left on the side of the 405.

360 will always have Reese and her rom coms, of course. And maybe that's another layer in this homophobic trifle they've concocted. Willing to bet the gay guy, but rather hold on to the blonde bitch sure thing.

Anonymous said...

This why I distance myself from getting involved with the whole silly circus of the Life of Jake because as soon as someone has an exclusive on him or he's going to reveal!! something!! his management rush out Reese Is Pregnant pictures on PR vehicle, Just Jared, to counter any flurries.

Anonymous said...

Matthew Frost has been a longtime friend of both Jake and Kirsten.

And Austin.

Anonymous said...

Someone should tell poor little gay Jakey boy that no one gets to be A-list on publicity alone. Like bearding photo ops and BS blogger stories about books being written about TT. Even if it kills his gay fanbase, it will not get him career success.

Anonymous said...

But, by then, two years hence, I'm sure Evelyn and her crew will probably have found another cash cow to milk, so they'll be just fine while Jake is left on the side of the 405.

That's the thing, all for the 10%ers. But Jake stranded on the side of the 405 might make a good indie film. ;)

Anonymous said...

Well, if Reese is pregnant, she's a horrible mom-to-be-again, 'cause at the Laker's game, she's was sucking on a beer. And Jake's b'day dinner? Guzzling that wine.

Unless, of course, she just NOW found out she's knocked up, but then she wouldn't be showing yet, would she, especially if those pics weren't taken on Friday as they were listed as.

Could PR be shovling the bullshit again? What, them? Never!

Anonymous said...

The best thing we can all do is step right away from this and let the process proceed, as Dani used to say.

If it unfurls the way of Ian Halperin then so be it, if it's another PR gamble then it should surprise no-one.

No fan or even just the curious should hang their hat on anything as 100% in this business, because it can all be lies or bad sources.

Just watch and keep a cool head, man.;)

Anonymous said...

But . . . but . . . it's like watching a train wreck! I hope JJ will keep us posted about the Scion of Gyllenhaal saga, I for one can't wait.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, just treat it as a popcorn moment and don't get too wound up about it.

Anonymous said...

Not wound up, just wasitng time until the hot water heater is full again after running the dishwasher. 20 mins, tops. That's about all the time Jake is worthy of nowadays.

Anonymous said...

Running the dishwasher, now that's good real world stuff!

:)

Anonymous said...

^^ :)

Anonymous said...

For everyone who's interested. Michelle Williams' and Geal Garcia Bernal's movie Mammoth premieres today at the Berlin film festival.
Here's the trailer:

Mammoth trailer

Anonymous said...

R:"I can eat popcorn from a jug"

Anonymous said...

10:41 LOL

Can she clench her fist any tighter? Shit with the bitch face she was making and the clenched fists she usually has she must be a joy to be around. Ya know, maybe she and Jake deserve each other.

Anonymous said...

Well, Jake, your 20 mins are up.

Maybe I'll give you another look see when it's time to clean the aquarium. The fill back up takes at least 15.

And I'll already be up to my elbows in scum. You'll fit right in.

Anonymous said...

Slimy and slippery PR fits right in too!

Anonymous said...

Smelly fish, there ya go: Reese!

Anonymous said...

Hard to believe the man we found so wonderful in BBM could turn out to be so vapid. Ang Lee really did earn that Best Director award for roping a decent performance out of him! ;)

Anonymous said...

Mammoth trailer

Jan 20 2009

The Gala premiere of Lukas Moodysson's Mammoth took place in Stockholm yesterday.

I'm writing on a review but I have to tell you right now that Mammoth was one of the most touching and heartbreaking movie experiences I've had the last 15 years (if I exclude another Swedish movie: "Let the Right One In", which will be almost impossible to beat).

Where do we put focus? What choices do we take in our lives? This film asks so many profound questions about how we live and how we take care of each other. Thought-provoking, without ever being condemning or simplistic.

The enthralling key, why Mammoth succeds so well, is the outstanding performances from the cast. All of them (and I really mean all of them) are extremely natural and convincing, due to a fantastic script and brilliant directing of course, but still. Most impressive is how fantastic Lukas succeds with all female actors, from little Sophie Nyweide, Marife Necesito etc to the most brilliant of them all, Michelle Williams, who is just mesmerising.

Lukas Moodysson has crafted almost a mastepiece and one of his best movies ever.

Mammoth - IMDb Message Board

Anonymous said...

"The editor said he became privy to the information when it was leaked to him from a representative in Gyllenhaal’s camp."

Maybe most of the Toothy items came from this source. Remember , there´s no thing like bad publicity, just publicity.

Anonymous said...

BBM? Hard to believe the charismatic actor I first saw in October Sky and been following ever since has turned out to be a complete fraud and the ultimate asshole of PR whoredom. I'm done.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't we wait and see if Ian made this TT books thing up?

Anonymous said...

My path only crossed with any of his films the first time with Brokeback, and it will be the last. I'm done too.

Anonymous said...

11:10 AM, TY for posting this. I hope the movie will be liked by the majority of critics.

Anonymous said...

From BULLSHIT to believing Ian Halperin completely in less than 4 hours ?!?

Is this some kind of joke?

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't we wait and see if Ian made this TT books thing up?

No. Just the very idea is insulting.

Anonymous said...

LOL y'all are too funny. Yes let's all put the cart before the horse and vent our spleens before we even see a bit of truth or something tangible. I for one don't believe a thing this Halperin says, including that Jake is going to write a tell-all book. Gimme a break.

Anonymous said...

You don't think PR is putting this out there to see how it's gonna fly? Well, it crashed and burned on the runway.

Anonymous said...

PR put what out where exactly? Are you saying that PR floated this to Halperin himself?

Anonymous said...

It's entirely possible.

Anonymous said...

"You don't think PR is putting this out there to see how it's gonna fly? "

So Halperin is PR agent!!! LOL

I am agree with Anon 11:25

Anonymous said...

"It's entirely possible."


Halperin is perfectly able to make up stories himself
It's clear to me this guy uses Toothy saga for pub!!

Anonymous said...

This gossip is even less credible than Reeke and Babytile.

Anonymous said...

too much of a pussy to go and check myself, get so freaked over there, but has anyone seen how the the Clan Babble is handling all this, whatever this is?

not saying its true, not saying its crap, but there doesn't even need to be a book now, just the rumor is working wonders. look how its turing off jake fans already

Anonymous said...

Puhleeze do you think GB has anything on it? GB makes Hitler and Big Brother look like liberals.

Anonymous said...

look how its turing off jake fans already

what's with this? ^^
I'm a fan of Jake but the gay fan base is not really not that high in large scheme of things. The Jake gay fansites are small compared to the masses who don't know or could care less about ToothyTile, Austin or Jake really. Why do posters use the dwindling fanbase as some kind of valid argument? Not to disrespect though. If Jake has the gay fan base and they except him for his roles and movies only, then I think he and his people are ok, but I do think to be the poster boy for gay rights is not on his agenda so the coming out aspect I don't think is on their agenda.

Anonymous said...

"look how its turing off jake fans already"

So what!

Anonymous said...

Jake's gay and gay friendly fanbase, you know, the ones with the most disposable income, is dwindling, if there's any left. They would have been loyal to a fault had Jake just not stooped to bearding.

The JiS, Reeke crowd, as well as those out there walking around clueless, are a fickly lot. They will soon run after the next, new shiney object flashed in front of their eyes by HW, and Jake will be left with...what?

Anonymous said...

Who has disposable income anymore?

I think new shiny objects to be flashed in front of our eyes is the sole goal of Hollywood. Jake will always have fans though.

Anonymous said...

If there is a book by Jake, I think it's much further along. This release of info is creating interest in it. It would need to be out soon so there was a lot of turn around time before POP.

I think the smartest move would be for him to say I have loved men and women and who cares. I loved who they were (their heart and soul), not their sex. I love Reese now. (Leave out the she saved me shit.)

{I personally find Reese awful, but that's how i would play it.}

If it's not true, then they set this dude up and I think it's funny and smart (whatever Jake's sexlife is).

Anonymous said...

So, Reese is not only super mom, Oscar winner, Avon rep, producer, and all around loved by millions actress but the savior of a wayward gay man!

Hallelujah!

Wow, how could Ryan have turned away from that magical vagina?

Anonymous said...

I think the smartest move would be for him to say I have loved men and women and who cares.

He should also say "I lied about being straight, but I'm telling the truth now! I'm not gay!" lol

Anonymous said...

Clan Babble. You guys are the funniest. Thanks for the laughs. This entire thing is totally ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

There are no books.

Anonymous said...

But what about well known Hollywood mogul who claims he was intimate with Toothy?

Anonymous said...

Yes, wasn't that supposed to be revealed at high noon today?

Anonymous said...

Ian didn't specify.

IUC will release a major breaking story tomorrow at noon ...

Instead of making everyone wait till noon, I decided to post this now cause I couldn’t hold it in any longer. ... 2 TT books ...

Anonymous said...

He only posted the so-called interesting "twist" part -

Anonymous said...

REESE'S VAGINA: THE CURE FOR GAY!

Anonymous said...

REESE FOR THE CURE

Anonymous said...

Reese is also good for birth control too LOL

Anonymous said...

Will Ted comment / answer questions about this TT books story?

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, Reese recently opened up with Reader’s Digest about raising her two children, saying, “I’m not a super-strict parent, but I think it’s important to have rules for children. It gives them a sense of structure—and that’s what we are all seeking. We just want to know when we’ve done something right or wrong. That’s what I’m trying to teach my own children.”

Talking about bringing up her kids the right was, Miss Witherspoon adds, “Children should learn their values at home. In sixth grade, I took a manners class once a week. We learned things like ‘What’s the right way to answer the telephone?’ My kids set the table every night, and we eat dinner as a family.”

Anonymous said...

‘What’s the right way to answer the telephone?’

"Hello this is Oscar-winning highest-paid Hollywood actress Reese Witherspoon and her gay boyfriend Toothy Tile's bearding residence!"

Anonymous said...

My kids set the table every night, and we eat dinner as a family.”

Who wants to bet its all spoons and her Oscar is the table centerpiece?

Anonymous said...

"But what about well known Hollywood mogul who claims he was intimate with Toothy?"

Well look at "Toothy tile : story of an epic journey", chapter 10 "conquest in West Hollywood" page 130.


"Hello this is Oscar-winning highest-paid Hollywood actress Reese Witherspoon and her gay boyfriend Toothy Tile's bearding residence!"

tsss Bitter Karma, you can't win all the time, it's game!

Anonymous said...

Ian is pulling Ted's daisy.

No point in anyone else getting caught up in this stuff.

On the other hand, it's interesting. But Jake is not writing a book nor is Ted.

Anonymous said...

Page Six

JUST SHUT UP!

IT'S no surprise the subjects of Andrea Peyser's new tome, "Celebutards" - Tom Cruise, Madonna, Sean Penn and Rosie O'Donnell among them - skipped the award-winning Post columnist's media-packed book party at the Park Avenue home of publisher Merle Hoffman. But Peyser graciously acknowledged them anyway for being "lazy and egotistical phonies who have too much money, fame and leisure time to spout off on topics they know nothing about." She noted, "If these people just acted and performed - just shut up and did their jobs like they're supposed to - there wouldn't be a book and I wouldn't have anything to do!"

Anonymous said...

The Soup: Christian Bale's Greatest Bitch-Outs

Anonymous said...

Ted previously said that toothy was in negotiations with a major magazine to do a coming out story, before he chickened out, so the scoop has some basis of truth. Not sure how it morphed from a magazine to a book.

Matt Katz was Toothy's PA on 3 movies. It ended when Jake met Austin on DAT. Many think Matt was an early Jake lover, starting with the Darko filming. He is also the photographer that took Austin's pics with Jake's legs around his neck.

Anonymous said...

Is that you Spesh?

Anonymous said...

Why do many think M Frost was an early Jake lover? Where does this even come from? Because they were friends and Jake got him a job as his PA?

Anonymous said...

He is also the photographer that took Austin's pics with Jake's legs around his neck.

Weren't there pics of Austin, Sophia and Matt at some NYC party? 1,5 years ago?

Anonymous said...

Matt is friends with Jake, kiki and Austin,interesting that you now see Reese hanging with him.

Looking at these latest pics looks lot like the pics of Jake and kiki from 2002-04 and 2005, I noticed that with the Laker pics, there is a set of Jake Nad kiki Laker pics on IHJ complete with beanie.

Also early 2002 pics of Matt, Jake and Kiki in NY where they are annoyed at the paps.

Anonymous said...

Austin with Jake's legs around his neck
It was never proved they are Jake's.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

What kind of proof do you expect?

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA someone wants poofproof. what planet are you from?

Anonymous said...

This gossip is not only the latest attempt, on the part of CAA and now Disney, to pollute the Toothy Tile story, simultaneously undermining the credibility of one of the few gossip columnists prepared to out Jake, but it is also the clearest indication that Disney has given up. Bruckheimer has seemed nervous for the past few weeks, and now I know why.

I think they've decided that constant Reeking (ie. staged pics) will not be enough to sell PoP to the gullible masses. The gay rumors persist in spite of 15 months of a staged fauxmance, and in this market, every bad rumor makes a difference. They also know that Jake is a slightly unstable, walking Freudian slip who not only has to be monitored and controlled constantly, but also seems to have a hard time securing other movie roles. They are not going to let him ruin this $100 million franchise, and they can't squash the rumors permanently, so it's time to pull out the old adage : if you can't beat them, join them.

I believe that Jake's people planted this rumor. I don't think that there's a shred of truth to this nonsense, but the rumor itself is suggests that Disney/CAA want to acknowledge Jake's gay past, and then claim that he's reformed. If you can't beat them (ie rumors that he's gay), join them (acknowledge the past and move forward with a super straight future).

Anonymous said...

Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl: White Knot for Gay Marriage

Add Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl to the list of straight celebrities coming out to support gay marriage.

The singer is one of the first in Hollywood to start wearing a white ribbon as a show of same-sex solidarity.

“Anybody know about whiteknot.org?” Grohl asked on the red carpet at last night’s MusiCares benefit and tribute to Neil Diamond. “You know what that’s about? It's I believe in love and I believe in equality and I believe in marriage equality.”

Rock on, Mr. Grohl!

link

Anonymous said...

Nice of people to come out in support of California Gay Marriage, "No on 8" THREE FUCKING MONTHS AFTER IT WAS ON THE BALLOT AND LOST. THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

Anonymous said...

There are pics of Jake and Matt walking on the beach together. Once they spot the paps, they move apart significantly.

Anonymous said...

Where were all these people in September, October, November, when the ads were running and the fight was going? But now they come out and "support" the gays? FUCKING PR MONGERS, thats all they are. A few months ago they were running scared and wouldn't lend their faces or names to the cause. Don't applaud them, people. They aren't standing up for anyone but their own publicity.

Anonymous said...

I believe that Jake's people planted this rumor. I don't think that there's a shred of truth to this nonsense, but the rumor itself is suggests that Disney/CAA want to acknowledge Jake's gay past, and then claim that he's reformed.

That would make sense ONLY if someone has gay sex proof and plans to out Jake.

Anonymous said...

"That would make sense ONLY if someone has gay sex proof and plans to out Jake."

No, my argument makes sense even if there's no definitive proof (video or testimonial) that Jake is gay. Rumors are almost as important in Hollywood as facts. Disney and CAA are trying to get in front of the gathering shit-storm, rather than spending all of their time simply responding to it. And they want the storm to pass *way* before PoP comes out next summer.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Ian is pulling Ted's daisy.

No point in anyone else getting caught up in this stuff.

On the other hand, it's interesting. But Jake is not writing a book nor is Ted.



ITA. Ian is trying to make money off of anothers friends story. He has made a name for himself over the last several days. He didn't produce what he said he was. PHONY.

Anonymous said...

destiny said...
I don't think the pictures were originally meant to address the Ian chatter, although I think the added baby bump watch was. I think they were a reaction to Hilarie's comment about Austin disappearing on the weekends.

That's why they had to label them as happening on Saturday, despite the weather. They thought we'd be too dumb to notice and/or it was already in the works and they didn't count on the bad weather.

And that's why we got Matthew in them. I mean, Matthew is such a good friend of Austin's, surely he wouldn't visit L.A. and hang out with Jake without Austin along, now would he? Ergo Austin couldn't possibly be disappearing to L.A. on weekends.

As for the book, if Jake had already signed up a deal with a publisher, we probably would have already heard about it. Publishers like to get that news out there because it's pr for them, and lets other people they may be pursuing know whom they've signed up. But they wouldn't say anything about the details of the book, indeed because you never know what is going to end up in it. I kind of wonder if this isn't old news, that Jake was maybe thinking about that when we got all that chatter from Ted about his coming out, being on a cover, etc.

Anonymous said...

No, my argument makes sense even if there's no definitive proof (video or testimonial) that Jake is gay.

There are a lot of people and fangirls who don't believe gay rumors. Official media reports only about straight Jake.

How would letting everyone know that Jake indeed had gay sex help stop the rumors? Jake would also admit that he's a liar and isn't straight.

Anonymous said...

" believe that Jake's people planted this rumor. I don't think that there's a shred of truth to this nonsense, but the rumor itself is suggests that Disney/CAA want to acknowledge Jake's gay past, and then claim that he's reformed."


I think Ian , only, planted this rumour!
But it's really funny to see how much you put PR or Disney as the great instigator each time that seems convenient!
let's see we had a columnist, author, who seems to have an established reputation , he claims to have juicy infos about jakey gay gay and all believers around prepare champagne and then ..... nothing else than a ridiculous story as credible as santa claus!

Yeah it's surely Mickey!

Anonymous said...

DCF = Dimwits, Controlfreaks and Faghags

Anonymous said...

Ian is like JJ : a fame whore!

"And that's why we got Matthew in them. I mean, Matthew is such a good friend of Austin's, surely he wouldn't visit L.A. and hang out with Jake without Austin along, now would he? Ergo Austin couldn't possibly be disappearing to L.A. on weekends."

What !!!! but Matt hang out with Jake and kiki too before !

Anonymous said...

Ian is like JJ : a fame whore!

In that case he should learn from JJ - it doesn't pay off!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Jake hangs out with Matt, but this is the first photo we've had of them together in years, and it just happens to be when Reese is along? Right. I think what OMG poster is saying is that this is being used as "proof" that Austin is not hanging out with Jake in L.A. on weekend breaks from filming One Tree HIll, because if he was, he'd have gone along on this outing since he's friends with Matt.

My guess is that none of the Reeking pictures we get are actually taken on the weekends, even though they always seem to come out on Saturday nights/Sunday mornings. Photo opps are probably all done during normal, Monday-Friday 9-5 working hours.

Anonymous said...

2008-02-07 austinmedia

Austin (at Fashion Week?) in NYC - with Sophia Bush and Matthew Katz-Frost.

Austin with Sophia Bush and Matthew Katz-Frost

Anonymous said...

4:51 the Matt Reeke pics were definately NOT taken on Friday 02/6 or Sat 02/7 because it was raining cats and dogs all over SoCal especially in LA. Freeways and cities got flooded it was that bad. Look at the planters in the pics, the dirt is dry and no water on the sidewalks or streets. The shopping pics of just Reeke are harder to tell because it doesn't show them outside but I highly doubt Jake was in the pouring rain in shorts and if you notice none of the other cars in the parking garage have rain droplets on them. So there you go. Those 2 are so fake about everything I'm starting to wonder if Jake isn't a real human being but is just a bunch of pixels and an artist's rendering.

Anonymous said...

Random thought: anybody noticed how Frosst, Fisher & Levine (all friends of Jake) look alike?

Even if that book story is true and Jake professes his undying straightening by Reese, I highly doubt this will put an end to OMG and WFT2, quite the opposite!

Anonymous said...

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Posted on February 8th, 2009

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