December 11, 2009
Something our dear, closeted Toothy Tile most certainly does not share with his also-in-the-closet brethren like Lloyd Boy-Toyed, Crotch Uh-Lastic and Jackie Bouffant is a virtual cornucopia of straight buds.
I don't mean the pretend kind, but the ones you never see Toothy photographed with. Yeah, you heard me right: These are heterosexual bros with whom Toothy loves to shoot the shit, have a few brews, talk about the broads, all that 100-percent-cotton American man stuff Toothy just can't seem to let go from his, like, totally gay life.
OK, it's cool, I have tons (maybe a few) gay friends who are completely into the SUVs/watching sports/unshowered thing, maybe it's not so completely weird that Toothy's wired that way a little, too?
But what's wacko is when these boy-buds o' Toothy's start, shockingly...
...coming to the put-upon pooftah's defense! At parties! At bars! At ball games! At beach barbecues! It's getting friggin' hi-larious!
And no, these dudes who actually do know Toothy rather well are not defending Mr. Tile's very publicized fauxmance and whether or not it's legitimate, hardly.
Nope, instead, they're busy saying, as of late, that Toothy and his man are doin' just fine, thank you, and further more, "They're the real thing." These het amigos like to tell this to anybody who starts talking crap about their good friend.
Backstabbing gossip gets these hetero friends of Toothy's so very riled up, they've lately been stating how "in love" Mr. and Mr. Toothy Tile happen to be right now. So there!
Wow. With friends like that, who needs gossip columns? But ain't it nice to now how truly true-blue Toothy is?
I knew it all along, didn't you?
I mean, come on, I would never have given a hateful scum-schmuck such press. Toothy's cool. Just currently a bit lost.
And It Ain't: James Marsden, Kellan Lutz, Javier Bardem
Source: Ted Casablanca's Blind Vice, Straight Dude Buds Stand Up Tall for Toothy Tile
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 931 Newer› Newest»Jerry B said... New IHJ pics of Jakey's abs! New IHJ pics of Jakey's abs! I'm soooo excited! *faints*
LOL :)
I love to watch handsome half naked men but I hate when Jake's role in PoP is reduced to showing off big abs.
isavedlatin89: GG Thoughts: How did Tobey Maguire get a nod? The weak link of the rather solid film, gets put up when Gyllenhaal out acts him 100%
18 minutes ago
I love to watch handsome half naked men but I hate when Jake's role in PoP is reduced to showing off big abs.
But it seems it's what he wants!
Posted on OMG by Special
Can't forget this:
Congratulation to Sigourney Weaver for her nomination for Best Performance by an actresses in a mini-series or motion picture made for television, for Prayers for Bobby.
But it seems it's what he wants!
Disney decides about PoP promotion, Disney will spend 30-50 mill on promoting the movie.
Can't find original post but here is reference to it. Jaustin at Kate's
Also more about sighting 3 days ago: Jake and Mom (does People get info from DC?!)
That DC link is for Feb 2007 posts. Could you please do copy / paste?
"Can't find original post but here is reference to it. Jaustin at Kate's"
LOL, that poster claims Ang is gay and Heath was bisexual. please!
Jake and Mom [Dec 10 12:16 pm]
Posted on DC forum, Dec 10, 2009, 12:16:52 PM
Jake and his Mom had dinner at Kate Mantellini's last night,
reports my friend who is a waiter there. After leaving, they attended the premiere of Crazy Hearts, which was held at ampas's Goldwyn Theater which is right nearby.
Jake and his Mom had dinner at Kate Mantellini's last night,
reports my friend who is a waiter there. After leaving, they attended
the premiere of Crazy Hearts, which was held at ampas's Goldwyn
Theater which is right nearby.
^^So Jake was with Mom and Maggie (on Weds Dec 9). LOL People/PR made it into 2 sightings!
LOL, that poster claims Ang is gay and Heath was bisexual. please!
IMO poster knows more than you ever will.
DC Forum, February 11, 2007
I think jake is gay....there i said it......now i shall wait and see who most wants to put tape over my mouth
As to your original point...I encountered that on a thread when I was relating a story about Jake being seen doing things with his friend Austin that my friend had observed who said "Straight men just don't touch each other like that." Well, posters were all wondering why we had to "speculate" about Jake's sexuality all the time or even report stories like that.
I'll tell you that in 2000-2001 I was well acquainted with the RCA/Columbia guy in charge of their video department. He had met Ang Lee (the guy and Ang are both Chinese) and he matter of factly told me that Ang is gay, as is he. All of a sudden it seems Ang wasn't last year! People would say "he has a wife" (like they didn't even see BBM???). Really, I was confused. Maybe that's why Ang does movies about people hiding their true identities--Wedding Banquet, Sense & Sensibility, The Hulk, The Ice Storm, BBM etc. Maybe that's why he dedicated BBM to his wife...similar situation? Straight men have learned to fantasize about their celebrities by identifying say with the woman in a film, to have the relationship with the man in their mind/fantasy. I don't know if lesbians do that vice-versa? Certainly, women seem to have been able to do that with BBM, but man haven't. I can't see Mark Wahlberg identifying with either guy in BBM and projecting himself into that situation. They have never had to like gay men have. They "could", but they won't.
I guess if you shoot down anyone's fantasies they will react. Speaking of straight men--I've often wondered--they watch porn movies and there's always a guy there with his penis out making love to the woman--is that like a blind spot to them? They never notice or what?
Anyway, it seems my points are all over the place, but what the hey!
Of course rags and gossip sites get infor from fan sites, that sighting last week was sent to People, it wasn't the first time someone from DC did something like that or any other fan blog.
Why do you think Cantara trashed the DC forum back in '06 along with WTF?? Fans were confused, she sorta apologized but the busy bees over on DC and elsewhere have been busy for years.
Sorry for my ignorance but, what did Cantara say about DC that was so bad?
"isavedlatin89: GG Thoughts: How did Tobey Maguire get a nod? The weak link of the rather solid film, gets put up when Gyllenhaal out acts him 100%
18 minutes ago"
exactly what I thought watching the movie!
So what that Tobey got a nod? Who cares? It's probably the only nod Brothers will get this awards season.
She called DC and WFT slimey, vile or something like that while praising IHJ and JW. Some were puzzled because they could understand her disgust with WFT considering her ties with Papa. When she realized that it was run by Dave Cullen who also wrote for Salon and Slate, she changed her tune and became "Pals" with a few brokies, using them as she used the fans on IHJ and JW. She made a half-ass apology and even joined them for a screening of BBM.
After awhile it was clear that she was again using Jake's online fandom to to pimp his father's shitty poetry.
Now since none of his fans respond to her anymore, she hates all of Jake's sites.
I read an article written by a Het porn director and he very clearly stated that the penis is the central point of a Het porn film. This gives so called straight men the opportunity to focus on a penis while watching straight porn without feeling guilty.
My very gay bf will watch only straight porn. It's the only kind that turns him on. (WTF?! ~ I know, I know...he doesn't know why either, lol)
Tres_Jolie: Dear Employer: I promise I don't sit here all day looking at pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal.
Tobey Maguire, nominated for his best actor in a drama for "Brothers," sat in his hotel room in New York watching the nominations with his son, wife and a friend. "I was genuinely surprised and excited when they said my name. I couldn't hear all of my name because, well, it got really loud," he says. Maguire's performance in the war drama is emerging as a dark horse, fueled perhaps by a party thrown in his honor last week at the Chateau Marmont by his pal Leonardo DiCaprio. "I was bit embarrassed about the idea of it, but he said, 'There's no agenda, let's celebrate your performance. I've been talking to folks who are excited about your performance. I just want to throw you a party, you're my boy, blah blah.' I honestly didn't expect it. And today, just hearing those names, there's some really talented folks, and getting to be a part of that was a real thrill."
Tobey's reaction to the nomination
^^Leo and Tobey seem to be great friends. You can tell they are happy for each other's successes. :)
St8 guys don't touch each other like that said...
Can't find original post but here is reference to it. Jaustin at Kate's
P.S. Thanks for the links.
Uncombed Michelle and Matilda:
ontd
Michelle looks pregnant to me, but that's impossible, right? Or maybe she and Ryan Gosling are secretly dating... J/K! ;)
Uncombed Michelle, Matilda and blonde wig :)
Uncombed Michelle, Matilda and blonde doll :)
^^It's a blonde doll. The way Michelle is holding her...poor doll.
This gives so called straight men the opportunity to focus on a penis while watching straight porn without feeling guilty.
Some straight guys are too weird.
My very gay bf will watch only straight porn. It's the only kind that turns him on.
Please tell your very gay bf "WTF is wrong with you???" and kiss him for me :)
Michelle looks pregnant to me, but that's impossible, right?
Yes, that's impossible :)
Yes, that's impossible :)
Thought so! ;)
Why is impossible? She put a zipper in her parts after Heath died?
She put a zipper in her parts after Heath died?
She had a public relationship with Spike Jonze and I'm sure there'll be some more boyfriends in the future and Matilda may get a sibling someday as well. But as for know she isn't dating anyone (publically). I personally think she and Ryan Gosling would fit. I'm not the only one who thinks that btw. We'll see what happens.
4:39, you're not. I was wishing she'd pair up with Ryan Gosling when they were making a movie together. I still wish for it. And he'd be great with Matilda (while respecting Heath's memory).
Michelle & Ryan sounds good, I agree. I just hope she doesn't kill that one too.
"I just hope she doesn't kill that one too."
yeah :(
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Split?
Just weeks before Jake Gyllenhaal was planning to propose to Reese Witherspoon (which we previously reported), PopEater's Rob Shuter has learned exclusively that the couple have split. A source close to the couple says that the Hollywood duo had reached that ever-trying breaking point in their relationship, leading to their break-up.
"The relationship was at the point where they either got engaged or broke up," a friend of Jake's tells me. "There is no doubt that they love each other very much, but Reese wasn't ready to say 'I do.' And if she wasn't ready after two years of dating, Jake wondered if she ever would be."
Both are said to be devastated by the split, and although friends hope for them to get back together, most agree it's very doubtful.
Reps have not returned calls for comment as of yet.
PopEater
I just hope she doesn't kill that one too.
That was creepy, but I was LMAO.
Yeah, I hope she won't. ;)
So Reeke is done. What are we going to talk about from now on? Jake is too boring by himself.
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Split?
Oy! Did they split, did they not split? Blah, blah. When will this stop? When will he finally get away from this whole Reeke business? Sigh!
So Reeke is done.
I hope you are right, but nothing is certain yet...
Michelle: Baby trap number 2, will it work this time?....
Reese: IDK if the split is real but I bet she is going to do what it takes to look like the dumper and not the dumped this time around.
I just hope she won't pull out "a tabloids assasination revenge" on Jake like she did with her ex.
....It's so good to be a bitch ;)
Exclusive? What is the People story then, chopped liver? A cya story if ever I saw one.
All gay guys secretly wish they had a vagina and get turned on watching women have intercourse. That is why gay men love straight porno.
It's so good to be a bitch
No, it's so pathetic to be a Reese kind of bitch - cheap and tacky.
All gay guys secretly wish they had a vagina and get turned on watching women have intercourse.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Michelle: Baby trap number 2, will it work this time?....
It never works. I hope she learned from past mistakes.
Reese: IDK if the split is real but I bet she is going to do what it takes to look like the dumper and not the dumped this time around.
If so, I think Jake will go along with her version.
Oh,c´mon 5:03 PM! Be grateful for the great fun Chin gives us in this site! ;D
Jake clearly wanted (and deserved) a franchise, and it's just too bad that he had to beard to get one. His ordeal over the past two years is the clearest proof that Hollywood has not changed for A-List male actors who want to be action/romantic stars. It might as well be 1940.
There's room for movement in pop music for gay male singers (both closeted and openly gay). The transition from Elton John and Ricky Martin (who is more clever than he appears to be) to Adam Lambert is fascinating to watch, but Hollywood follows a different set of rules.
"I hope you are right, but nothing is certain yet..."
Jake is going to have a blonde human being (with a vagina) on his arm for the premiere of PoP, and you won't have any games about going to the after party but not walking down the red carpet. He didn't just spend the past two years in faux-hetero hell just to punt at the last moment. Katzenberg would have a cow.
Expect the full treatment next May, with Reese or some other blonde woman. Jake and his escort will give Rock Hudson and Debbie Reynolds a run for their money.
5:05 PM
No one will miss that dumb bore, not even babblers, lol.
I´m sorry to say this but bearding days are not over for Jake.
To be in a franchise and mantain that status requires bearding crap for life.
He is pushing 30 and he needs to be portrait as family man ASAP if he wants to be in that kind of league.
Maybe Reeke contract is being
re-written as we post, maybe there is another "gf" in the gates waiting to come out on the game, but Jaustin/Armstrong/Chris pics are from the past and another beard is imminent,i´m afraid.
I hope the next will be funny, sexy and kind!!!
5:11 PM
Jake will have Gemma on his arm for the premiere of PoP, his pretty PoP princess :)
^^
PoP premiere is not a good place for Jake playing Will&Grace with his co-star
5:11 PM I agree. Two years of bearding, the show he put on Kimmel (big sports fan who had fun shooting straight love scenes, woohoo how macho of him), the voice lowering at VGAs. Jake has a lot riding on PoP and he will do whatever Disney tells him.
"Maybe Reeke contract is being
re-written as we post, maybe there is another "gf" in the gates waiting to come out on the game, but Jaustin/Armstrong/Chris pics are from the past and another beard is imminent,i´m afraid."
you may be right ! anyways I am not technicaly TB, just a Reese hater to death, so anybody will be fine.
PoP premiere is not a good place for Jake playing Will&Grace with his co-star
Not Will&Grace, just Jake and his co-star.
Jake clearly wanted (and deserved) a franchise, and it's just too bad that he had to beard to get one.
There might not be a franchise.
Tobey has a great a franchise but it didn't do much for his status as an actor.
"I´m sorry to say this but bearding days are not over for Jake.
To be in a franchise and mantain that status requires bearding crap for life.
He is pushing 30 and he needs to be portrait as family man ASAP if he wants to be in that kind of league"
Clooney and Dicaprio are "family man" ?
Clooney & Di Caprio don't do "heroes" movies.
Clooney picks good parts but his success is more about his charisma as a celebrity than his capacity as an actor
And poor old Leo was just lucky to be godfathered by Scorcesse,
if not, he would be a Chris O´Donnel II
Does it matter, 5:33 PM? George and Leo are A-listers, Tobey is doing "heroes" movies and will never be one.
He is pushing 30 and he needs to be portrait as family man ASAP if he wants to be in that kind of league
Jake needs good projects and good PR team, not family man image. George keeps repeating that he doesn't want kids and everyone is fine with that.
Then explain why both Clooney and DiCaprio beard shameless and even tackier than Jake!!!
They will get a "family" soon,you'll see. I bet Clooney will be the first
Then explain why both Clooney and DiCaprio beard shameless and even tackier than Jake!!!
Because they are smart and use beards as they please.
bastable: And West Hollywood inhales. RT @PopEater: Wait... whhhhat?! Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Split?
"Then explain why both Clooney and DiCaprio beard shameless and even tackier than Jake!!!"
To prove they are straight,not to have family.
Dear Ted:
Is Neil Patrick Harris in any way bisexual? He plays the girl-obsessed Barney Stinson a little too well. But maybe it's just me wishing that I had even the slightest chance with him—he is so good-looking and funny and a total sweetie.
—Lulu
Dear Crushed by Neil:
Sorry darling, he's gay as they come! But that just shows what a great actor he is. Neil's even more deelish in person, too.
Bitch-Back! Will a Book Bust Up Brangelina?
I find NPH SOO attractive and it doesn't matter to me that he's gay. I mean, even if he weren't gay, we'd never hook up anyway. LOL.
"First, there's some truth and some not in the Hollywood buzz that was emailed to me within minutes of today's Golden Globes nominations by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Here's one message I received from a rival campaigner: "Leo threw his good pal Tobey a party last week to which 40 HFPA went. They among others received some sort of fab parting gift, like a Blu-ray player. Thus the Tobey nom for a movie otherwise ignored."
Yes, it's true that Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire have known each other since they were 10 years old. Yes, they're good pals even still. So Leo came back into town last week and told the Brothers fimmakers he was blown away by Maguire's performance and wanted to throw an awards party for him. Yes, HFPA members were invited (but 15, not 40) along with a slew of Academy members like Sean Penn, Robert DeNiro, Gary Ross, Paul Rudd, Jon Favreau, and Shirley MacLaine. Relativity's Ryan Kavanaugh, who financed the film, underwrote the film as well paid for the gift bags which just happened to contain a Sony Blu-ray player.
Yes, it's true that Tobey did indeed receive a nomination afterwards. But that was probably more because his acting was on point and because his publicist Kelly Bush lobbied relentlessly and would have gifted her kidneys to the HFPA to get it for him)."
not surprised
But that was probably more because his acting was on point and because his publicist Kelly Bush lobbied relentlessly and would have gifted her kidneys to the HFPA to get it for him.
Jake, please learn from your own mistakes.
Jake's people would do the same if they had enough influence. Don't think they wouldn't.
I'm sure they wouldn't, they are incompetent.
2007 Esquire issue anyone?
^^True 6:34#2 it was a big surprise to see him on the cover.
Maybe this is why Reeke seems to be over. She didn´t bother to lobby a bit for Jake...that bitch!!
No one in Hollywood gives a shit about Reese Witherspoon.
2007 Esquire issue anyone?
Tobey doesn't need covers, he has professionals who work for him and friends at high places.
Posted on OMG by US WEEKLY
US Weekly-- the issue that will be on stands at the end of the week-- will have a pic of Reese and Jake with the headline "SPLIT"
In a nutshell, they will say she left him--(heartbreakingly so of course)-- he was ready to marry-- she wasn't. Of course she'll come out of this smelling like a rose, and he'll come out of it as that poor sap of a boyfriend.
^^LOL, ever since he associated himself with her, his career and reputation went downhill. I hope for him it's really over.
Im sure the bearding contract states that Reese is the one who has to look better in the split. Jake should start to read the small letters in beard contracts :(
I still think this isnt over yet,this is not a good time to finish the faux
It is a great time for Jake to finish the faux.
Posted on OMG by Special K
Splashed up on ET tonight while they were talking about A-rod and Kate Hudson's breakup. The cover of US Weekly this week, Reese and Jake with the word Split! Underneath it says why Reese left him. Couldn't catch the rest. The rag covers wil be up on Jezebel tomorrow will have to see what their spin is.
The bitch managed to get another tabloid cover on Jake's account.
Oh yeah, perfect PR for the masculine Prince of Persia, dumped by that midget of Legally Blonde because she refuseD to play house with him.
Perfect!! Just PERFECT!!
In a nutshell, they will say she left him--(heartbreakingly so of course)-- he was ready to marry-- she wasn't.
Jake will always have the satisfaction of knowing that he dumped the beard - and that beard knows that too! lol
Oh yeah, perfect PR for the masculine Prince of Persia, dumped by that midget of Legally Blonde because she refuseD to play house with him.
It doesn't really matter. The most important thing is that Jake stops making a fool of himself and starts working on his own PR.
Whatever..I don´t really believe Reeke is over,and in such a clumsy way.I think there is something else here that we still can´t see.
It doesn't really matter.
... to Jake, but it matters to Reese a lot because her fake public image depends on PR crap like "she left him".
If Jake and Reese split it will be done so that Reese dumps Jake. Why? because Jake (who hardly has any fans and who is the lesser celebrity) can't afford to offend Reese's fans. Jake needs all the good PR he can get for his upcoming films and his sliding career. This way they both win. Reese dumps Jake and everyone feels sorry for Jake. No backlash from Reese's fans. HW and it's f***ing games!
Jake can affort to offend all 35 Reese's fans, but I'm sure Reese had her conditions before she signed the contract.
The gay rumors about Jake are still strong and Disney won’t have that. If it’s not Reese it will be another beard.
Hello! Two yeard of high profile bearding did not work.
I wonder if Ryan is still dating Abbie Cornish
Why wouldn't he? And what that has to do with Reeke?
I think RW would have rather Ryan and Abbie relationship to end first,i dont know,jmo.
well...nobody can have everything in life :D
slimdevil: a free gyllenhaal makes a happy gyllenhaalic.
5 minutes ago
How soon are we going to get the Rese/Ryan rumors? That happened the last time Jake and Reese "broke-up" in 2007. The rags and blogs had stories about them trying to patch things up, even Ted did a post about it, then of course she turns up in MV a few days later.
Abby is still filming in Canada and he did visit her on set and there was a sighting of them in L,A. (sound fsmiliar?) Any way for the past week or so there have been stories and pics of Ryan stumbling out of clubs solo and Reese was shopping at a men's store for men 5'8 and under, how short is Ryan???
How soon are we going to get the Rese/Ryan rumors?
Never.
oh,please.That would be beyond stupid, even for Reese.
Ha! Don't bet on it! And although Us weekly probably has more credibility than People when it comes to Reeke, I bet some will dismiss the story as if Ok, or In Touch woud have reported about it.
You won't get any comment from their reps regarding the story because they approved it, they don't want to piss off Us as they probably did People who must e wondering why they didn't get the story.
Wasn't their a BIin 2007 about an actor who recently split from his actress wife and was trying to get back with her? The BI said that it wasn't about love but about his status in HW which was shrinking since the break-up. Most guessed Ryan. Ted had a few columns in 2007 aout him lurking in the background, things have changed since then but i wouldn't be surprised if we do hear about it.
they don't want to piss off Us as they probably did People who must e wondering why they didn't get the story
People magazine got Reeke split story, they published "let's say good-by to Reeke" story and confirmed that Reese and Jake are single.
Us Reekly is probably used by Reese to sell "I dumped Jake" bullshit.
Wasn't their a BIin 2007 about an actor who recently split from his actress wife and was trying to get back with her?
Ryan left Reese for Abbie.
No shit sherlock.
Waiting for the Reese/Ryan rumors...
There will be no Reese/Ryan rumors. Ryan dumped the bitch once, that is enough even for pathetic Reese Witherspoon.
LOL!!!
splashroy: it official, Toothy Tile split from reese... come OUT come OUT jake gyllenhaal, we all know, and its ok.
5 minutes ago
Name - Roy
Location - SoCal Los Angeles area
Bio - gay *gasp*, laugh, friends, dogs, SoCal sun.
It´s not official yet but this is making both Reese and Jake look like liars.
She talked to a mag how wonderful her weekend were with Jake when clearly they were about to break up and Jake and his PR denied rumours plus he spoke about his "family" life as if nothing happened just to create sympathy for his character in Brothers.
Im really starting to think PR people is totally overpaid...I want to become one of them!!! ;D
this is making both Reese and Jake look like liars
Good!
plus he spoke about his "family" life as if nothing happened just to create sympathy for his character in Brothers
Jake talked about his family + he didn't talk about the beard = I don't see the problem.
yes, but why paying tons of money to people who makes you look like a dumb fuck? I just dont get it...
but i aso dont get why Toothy chose such a fugly beard either,so....
PR works for Reese. Reese is dumb and pathetic, no one can fix that.
alright, it´s not my money anyway ;D
We can't do miracles!
brizsene: @tbag917 Or what if Jake Gyllenhaal was a penguin? Penguins can be gay...and what if a gay penguin took him before you got a chance?
2 minutes ago
it's true...sources confirm to me that reese witherspoon and jake gyllenhaal have split.
3 minutes ago
theawfultruth Love all this "breaking" news #Jake and #Reese not a couple anymore....
18 minutes ago
I saw that bit on E about Jake dumped by Reese and yes thats how they stated it. Reese got cold feet, Jake's devastated. He wanted marriage but she couldn't take the pressure anymore. It made him look like the dumb deseperate boyfriend and her being smart woman whose not rushing to the altar. It made me sick.
Well at least Jake will have the excuse of mending a broken heart before he has to find another blonde. I hope Jessica Simpson stays with that Billy guy. How long in Hollywood time does it take to mend a broken heart even if its Reese Witherspoon?
Well..what did you expect? Nobody can mess with America´s sweetheart and get awat with it...nobody!(evil laugh)
You know, I was kind of happy when I read about Jessica Simpson with Billy Corgan. I think he's cool and will treat he well.
Okay, who's blonde and A-list? That's Jake's next gf.
What I truly love about this is that this was broken by Gossip Cop, of all sites.
This just proves that Ted C. knows absolutely NOTHING about what is going on with Jake, or anyone else, for that matter. I can't wait to see him try to spin how he got shown up being clueless once again.
Any Ted believers want to give us a preview?
"It made him look like the dumb deseperate boyfriend and her being smart woman whose not rushing to the altar. "
No, it made him look straight (she left him, not the other way around), and that's all that matters. PR pulled the same stunt with Kirsten.
I thought it was clear that it was Jake who left Kirsten
I thought Jake got caught by Kirsten.
"This just proves that Ted C. knows absolutely NOTHING about what is going on with Jake, or anyone else, for that matter. I can't wait to see him try to spin how he got shown up being clueless once again."
I don't know if Jake is Toothy, but from what I've read in Ted's blog it seems to me that Ted has been saying for awhile he really doesn't know what's up with Toothy every since he's become so domestic. Also didn't Ted a few months ago say that friends of Toothy were saying that Toothy's girlfriend was getting on his nerves to the point of driving him into chemical distraction. And that Toothy didn't know how much more he could take.
Did anyone else see that Rachel Maddow was casting a movie and she picked Jake to be one of the leads?
Ted also recently said that (despite his previous predications about them breaking up any minute now) that he saw no reason for Jake and Reese to break up right now. He said that it would not be to either of their advantage to do so right now.
Clueless. I don't mind him being clueless but stop putting stories out there which indicate that you still have sources feeding you stories or really know the real characters of the people you cover.
Ted stopped being in the know about alot of things awhile ago. It's why he glommed onto the Twilight nonsense. The crazies brought the hits he needed to hang onto his job.
Ted doesn't know shit about shit.
Well, now the babblers are tripping all over each other to say they just knew something was "off" and that there must really be a breakup; they've also turned on Reese and are blaming her for leaking the first story the same week as Brothers opened.
Also of interest, Stephanie told UV she was trying to pm her at IHJ. Very strange, find it hard to believe that she'd be in bed with GB so to speak, but now it looks that way.
They are also slamming Jake's pr. I just love how the breakup has caused the babblers to start trash-talking. :-D ;-D
the babblers aren't so devasted , some surely hated reese secretely! lol
brizsene: @tbag917 Or what if Jake Gyllenhaal was a penguin? Penguins can be gay...and what if a gay penguin took him before you got a chance?
If a gay penguin gets Jake then there'll be more than just happy feet getting tapped in that cave.
What I truly love about this is that this was broken by Gossip Cop, of all sites.
Unless I missed something, Gossip Cop/Marc Malkin/Just Jared didn't say who their source was or what relation the source had to Reeke, in regards to this "new" info. FWIW it could have been a rehash of the original People article, and a slow gossip news day.
Also of interest, Stephanie told UV she was trying to pm her at IHJ. Very strange, find it hard to believe that she'd be in bed with GB so to speak, but now it looks that way.
Eh. Steph might have been wanting to contact UV to tell her to shove Reeke up her ass.
I'd never have to buy another tux for events.
Unless I missed something, Gossip Cop/Marc Malkin/Just Jared didn't say who their source was or what relation the source had to Reeke, in regards to this "new" info.
New Us Weekly cover?
2:39 Steph and UV are in contact all the time, i don't know why she contacted her that way yesterday on the blog.
How do you know that?
Well, now the babblers are tripping all over each other to say they just knew something was "off" and that there must really be a breakup; they've also turned on Reese and are blaming her for leaking the first story the same week as Brothers opened.
They just knew something was "off" = yogurt pictures or Reeke was fake? ;)
Also didn't Ted a few months ago say that friends of Toothy were saying that Toothy's girlfriend was getting on his nerves to the point of driving him into chemical distraction. And that Toothy didn't know how much more he could take.
Yrs, he did.
the babblers aren't so devasted , some surely hated reese secretely! lol
Of course babblers hate the bitch, but they are pussies and didn't dare to say it.
He wanted marriage but she couldn't take the pressure anymore. It made him look like the dumb deseperate boyfriend and her being smart woman whose not rushing to the altar.
Only fools will buy that shit, no one dumps perfect boyfriend because he wants to marry you, lol.
^^^It makes Reese look like a strong woman who is not about to make the wrong choice for herself and her children a second time. It makes Jake look weak, desperate and clingy.
7:31: Why are you miffed that they PM each other? It's none of your business.
Anybody here knows if "Brothers" is considered to be a flop already?
I think is very telling that the split is confirmed after divided critics of the movie and
no GG nomination for Jake.
I believe Reeke worked for Jake at some level,but at the end it was not precisely what he expected
Maybe it was Jake who wanted out after all...
"Us Weekly has the inside scoop on Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s break-up. The magazine claims Reese broke it off with him and broke Jake’s heart."
US Reekly cover
^US Weekly cover
SPLIT!
WHY REESE LEFT HIM
Jake's heart breaks as Reese says she won't marry him. Inside her painful decision.
This is very odd. I don't believe any man (gay or straight) would let to be portrait as such a pathetic whinner, not even for all the fame and money of the world.
Until I see Jake with another beard, I'll be suspecting that this is another stunt to make the official engagement more interesting and more intense in a romcom way. "Oh, the rough path all lovers must comfront in their way to the altar"!!! I bet they will "get back together" after Reese realises she can't let Jake go!!! Lame...
posted on OMG by tr:
Hi there. I'm not surprised this ended. I knew it would and I know that Reese will be better served by the press than Jake. He'll look desperate and sad and she'll seem strong and more focused than ever on her precious children. They both got what they wanted. People now will question him being gay they'll at least assume he is bi and the relationship with Reese was real on some level. She got three years of not looking single and dumped. They blamed it on her not wanting to get married and have another family too didn't they? Of course. That was decided on day one. So much of this was orchestrated, planned on flip charts in Hollywood conference rooms, created for the consumption of the masses. Jake went along with it. Reese is a master at it. That's Hollywood.
kmitchell1217: Free Toothy! @theawfultruth RT @GossipCop BREAKING BREAKING - Reese & Jake news, @GossipCop with details: http://bit.ly/7MxvLd
theawfultruth: @kmitchell1217 what, #Toothy's in prison?
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It makes Reese look like a strong woman who is not about to make the wrong choice for herself and her children a second time.
Only if you ignore two years of Jake being the perfect "boyfriend" and Reese "being so blessed" PR crap! LOL
Unfortunately for Jake what works for a romcom actress does not work for an actor like Jake. Reese got what she wanted, and those people who barely know who Jake is will think he is straight, but I think most people who are Jake fans or who spend anytime on internet gossip sites still think Jake is gay. The indifferent people are still not going to turn out for Jake's movies, and most of the women, gays and younger fans that mostly make up Jake's fandom could care less whether he is gay or straight.
Reeke was a major fail for Jake.
Anonymous said...
Also of interest, Stephanie told UV she was trying to pm her at IHJ. Very strange, find it hard to believe that she'd be in bed with GB so to speak, but now it looks that way.
Eh. Steph might have been wanting to contact UV to tell her to shove Reeke up her ass.
Steph very much loved the Reeke era. One coffee stop lead to hundreds of photos. Jake and Austin biking lead to a few. IHJ and GB are most certainly linked.
Dear Ted:
I love your latest blind item. Knowing that Toothy Tile and Gray Goose are still together and in love after so many years and in spite of all the obstacles warms my heart. Are they Wentworth Miller and Luke McFarlane? It would be beautiful if these two hotties are sweet Baby Tile's dads.
—Angela
Dear Right Idea:
But Toothy is far more relevant than either Wentworth or Luke.
The Awful Truth
amaurysQF: The charade is over: Jake Gyllenhaal (toothy Tile) said goodbye to his beard Resse Witherspoon, is coming out far away?
FaithHayden: Jake Gyllenhaal finally ditches his 2-year-long publicity stunt: http://bit.ly/8DOt38 The beard had to fall off eventually
Sources tell HollywoodLife.com Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are really and truly split — and that the parting was “amicable.”
An LA source close to Reese confirms to HollywoodLife.com that the two-and-a-half-year romance between Reese, 33, and Jake, 29, is definitively over. But we’re told that the now ex-couple ended on good terms.
As Us Weekly reported in its Dec. 28. issue, the biggest issue for Reese was that Jake was taking time away from her children. “She felt pressured to wed again — but she wasn’t ready,” says Us’ source. “She couldnt’ give Jake enough, and she got cold feet. From the beginning, Jake wanted all of her, and she knew he deserved someone who could give him that.”
Yesterday, Rob Shuter of AOL PopEater reported that the pair had split: “The relationship was at the point where they either got engaged or broke up,” a friend of Jake’s told PopEater. “There is no doubt that they love each other very much, but Reese wasn’t ready to say ‘I do.’ And if she wasn’t ready after two years of dating, Jake wondered if she ever would be.”
Hollywood Life
Sounds like Ted is saying Wenty and Luke are still together too.
7:31: Why are you miffed that they PM each other? It's none of your business.
Babbler, then Stephanie shouldn't have posted something on GB.
These Contract Negotiations Are Driving Me Crazy
One minute, Jakey G and Reese Witherspoon are no longer business partners. The next minute, their reps fart on those rumors. AND NOW, there's reports that Jakey and Reese didn't sign on the dotted line and decided to eat the contracts instead. They are over.
E!'s Marc Malkin claims that Jakey did get a shave and haircut two weeks ago as it was reported, but their reps blew glitter on our eyes because the two needed to talk it out.
Apparently, they got together over Cosmos and pedis and decided to end things. Some source explained, "There are no other people involved. The relationship just ended. It just fizzled. But they also wanted to be careful and private about it because of Reese's kids."
Over at Popeater, another source echoes the rumor from a few weeks ago that Reese just wasn't ready to make Jakey a beautiful Spring manbride, "There is no doubt that they love each other very much, but Reese wasn't ready to say 'I do.' And if she wasn't ready after two years of dating, Jake wondered if she ever would be."
And that's that. Now if their reps will just confirm this shit, we can all move on with our lives. This feels like the time I watched my mother spend three hours negotiating $250 off the price of a used Nissan. Exhausting. Somebody hand me a Fruit Cocktail Slushie.
Dlisted
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have split, according to Us Weekly.
The mag claims Jake was pushing for marriage with Reese, who has two children – Ava, 10, and Deacon, 6 — with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe.
“She felt pressured to wed again – but she wasn’t ready,” a source told the mag.
“She couldn’t give Jake enough, and she got cold feet,” the source added. “From the beginning, Jake wanted all of her, and she knew he deserved someone who could give him that. He wanted to be together at all times, and it became a lot for her to juggle with work and the kids. When it comes down to it, she isn’t ready to get married and he is.”
Reese instigated the breakup, the source said, but it was “mutual and amicable.”
The Oscar winning actress reportedly felt “like she wasn’t giving her kids enough [energy]” because of her relationship with Jake, the source told the mag.
Another source told Us Weekly that the split, which occurred in early December “broke [Jake’s] heart.”
Access Hollywood
10:35 You stupid ancient piece of shit, why do you give a fuck about Stephanie posting on another fucking blog? What's the matter? Do you want PM from Steph?
If you don't like seeing stuff like that stay the fuck off that blog, idiot.
Who cares if Stph supported Reeke? Some are taking this way too seriously.
Someone got a bug up their ass because they saw: OMG!!! Steph said she sent a PM to UV via IHJ and OMG!!! UV sent one back, LOL!!
Are you in grade school???
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!! :DDDD
But please some here take things so seriously, even babblers seem not care that much!!
“She couldn’t give Jake enough, and she got cold feet,” the source added. “From the beginning, Jake wanted all of her, and she knew he deserved someone who could give him that. He wanted to be together at all times, and it became a lot for her to juggle with work and the kids. When it comes down to it, she isn’t ready to get married and he is.”
Why women always blame their children when they can't keep a man? What is so hard in having kids and carry on a relationship? Didn't Reese had a relationship with her husband while raising her daughter and son? Didn't Jake supposedely propese to her and wanted to have a wife/hubby thing with her? I understand if the story was: Jake wants to party and take Reese to go party with him, but the "sources" say he was fully commited!!! This shit makes no sense at all!!
Jake Gyllenhaal is a Single Lady
Here we go again on the Tilt-O-Whirl of Love. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have split (as of this moment). It appears that People magazine wasn’t a big liar, liar crotch on fire. Their initial report that Jake and Reese broke up is said to be true.
Personally, I am starting to not care. Jake and his lovely lady humps are beginning to bore me. Regardless, E! is yodeling from mount gossip that they are indeed dunzo.
Basically, Jake wanted to be a spring bride and Reese wasn’t having it thanks to the monster truck known as Ryan Phillippe breaking her tender little heart. So he packed up his crepe pans, glue gun and Bowdabra, tossed his hair and strutted out of Witherspoon’s life.
Allie is wired
I think, independantly of his orientation, he wants a family on his own!! Reesy was too old and having already two kids don't help.
Cover Story: Reese Leaves Jake; "It Broke His Heart"
After nearly three years together, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal called it quits in early December. "It broke his heart," an insider reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly.
A source close to Gyllenhaal, 29, explains that the once-golden couple "fought constantly in the past few months," and that the relationship concluded over a series of phone calls.
Adds another source, "No one cheated. There was no drama."
After the pair met on the set of the film Rendition, their romance began in March 2007 -- when Witherspoon, now 33, was still smarting from her 2006 divorce from husband of seven years Ryan Phillippe, 35, with whom she has two children (Ava, 10, and Deacon, 6). Indeed, sources say that her divorce and her kids were the two driving factors in the split.
"She felt pressured to wed again but she wasn't ready," an insider says. "She couldn't give Jake enough and she got cold feet. Jake wanted all of her."
Although Gyllenhaal moved into her $5 million home in June 2008, Witherspoon struggled to quell her doubts about his suitability as a stepfather and long-term partner. "She really worried that they didn't have enough in common," the pal says.
As a hands-on Mom, the "super-type A" actress also fretted over losing time with her kids to her boyfriend. "When she was giving all of her energy to Jake, she felt like she wasn't giving her kids enough," the source says.
Not that Gyllenhaal didn't try with Ava and Deacon, the insider points out: "He was great with the kids, but she felt like he didn't get the whole scope of what that entailed."
To find out how the breakup might affect Witherspoon's kids, how her ex-husband Ryan Phillippe is faring with new love Abbie Cornish, and to look back on their whirlwind romance, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly -- on newsstands now!
US Weekly
This is an incredible pack of bullshit but what is make it so wrong is that is an embarrassing bad written bullshit
Bullshit story about bullshit fauxmance.
Steph very much loved the Reeke era. One coffee stop lead to hundreds of photos. Jake and Austin biking lead to a few.
Huh?! Just the opposite IMO. Yes one Reeke coffee photo op turned into tons of pics, but that meant more time taken up and more work for IHJ to do - finding, paying for, uploading, filing, etc. a shitload of photos...and since Reeke was a big fan-killer IHJ didn't have to use and pay for massive amounts of bandwidth either. If IHJ loved Reeke, well, no wonder.
LOL. Reese would have LOVED to get married to Jake. Funny how the BS stories forget about how the beard was the one flashing phony engagement rings to the paps.
reese witherspoon is single
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are individually boring, but put them together and they combine like Volton to form a unstoppable 10-story robot of boring. Thankfully, Hollywood is now safe. Marc Malkin of E! online writes…
Sources confirm that the two decided to end their relationship about two weeks ago. One source insists it’s completely amicable. “There are no other people involved,” the source said. “The relationship just ended. It just fizzled.”
I feel like this Malkin guy tricked me, because after talking about what a fabulous cook Jake is, the article says…
Earlier this month, Gyllenhaal made headline news when he used the g-word. “Obviously I exist in my girlfriend’s world and my sister’s world in a different way, but it’s opened my heart and I feel much more grown up and want to be grown up as a result of it.”
Really not the first g-word that came to mind. Why won’t this dude just come out of the closet? It’s almost 2010. No one cares, and he’s no good at hiding it anyway. He spent 3 years dating Kirsten Dunst for Christs sake. You don’t have to be Freud to deduce that someone who puts their penis inside of that fug bitch wishes they didn’t have one.
wwtdd
"It makes Jake look weak, desperate and clingy."
It makes Jake look straight, and that's all that matters to him. And Disney.
Shit....MORE POP pics at IHJ. WTF?! No one needs to see the movie now. It's practically all there in caps.
Why women always blame their children when they can't keep a man?
Because Reese can't talk about her bearding days and she sells "I'm great mother" shit all the time.
Reese and Jake split
The pointy chinned Reese Witherspoon and damsel in distress Jake Gyllenhaal have split. E! claims this happened two weeks ago. PEOPLE reports that Witherspoon told friends over Thanksgiving. GossipCop (really?) says it was “amicable and mutual”.
However, early this month Gyllenhaal called Reese his “girlfriend” during a press conference for his film Brothers. Although, the report doesn’t say how he said “girlfriend”. Maybe he said it like gay people do and then snapped his fingers. Because that could have a completely different meaning.
Another source says “the relationship just ended. It just fizzled. But they also wanted to be careful and private about it because of Reese’s kids.”
Fizzled is a great way to describe the relationship and both of them in general. They seem like they could be exciting to begin with, but later on everyone finds out they’re really boring to watch and interest in them sort of peters out. Before I read this, I didn’t even know Jake and Reese were still alive. I was about to ask one of them for comment, but I didn’t want to die of boredom.
The Blemish
Shit....MORE POP pics at IHJ.
Come on, admit it, you love them!
10:35 You stupid ancient piece of shit, why do you give a fuck about Stephanie posting on another fucking blog? What's the matter? Do you want PM from Steph?
If you don't like seeing stuff like that stay the fuck off that blog, idiot.
And why don't you stay at Kiss UV and Fl's Butts Central and stay off of wft2 if you don't like the talk here. If someone posts something on the internet, they take the chance that someone is going to talk about it.
Babblers are idiots! LOL
They just knew something was "off" = yogurt pictures or Reeke was fake?
Yogurt pictures - were Reeke already over?
PoP is postponed for a year, it is possible that the contract was signed for 2 years and expired in October 2009.
Reese is not even good as a surrogate, her tubes are tied.
I don't understand why are we upset?
Huh? Who's upset!?!
We are celebrating!
Did anyone see Ted's latest? Since when has Jake had "someone waiting in the wings?"
Ted has nothing and knows nothing. Malkin seems to be the one with any kind of sources at E.
Given how they have been cutting back at E, how much longer do you think they will keep Ted, esp. since this Tayrn chick seem to be the one allowed any kind of access?
What's Next for Reese and Jake?
If any you thought Gyllenspoon was actually going to last, uh, sorry. More dead-on sources have confirmed to Marc Malkin that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have called it quits.
The cute-in-public couple sparked rumors of splitsville a few weeks ago (which so didn't shock us btw), when Jake's assistant was seen wheeling suitcases out of Witherspoon's Brentwood home.
But where do the two dependent love birds go from here?
Neither Reese nor Jake are very good at being alone, trust. Jake usually has someone waiting in the wings, and RW is quick to line up her next boyfriend.
Gyllenhaal is a super hot, somewhat talented dude—when he's not all mainstream in some Prince of Persia bullcrap. So if he's seen as single, something must be wrong with him, right?
And Reese is now America's Sweetheart, so she needs the "perfect" boyfriend to keep up that image. Plus, we imagine Witherspoon never thought Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish would last. That's just killing her. And the fact that she now doesn't have a boy-toy to parade in public, too, has got to be killing her.
So the question is—who do you think will recover from the breakup first?
Awful's Gyllenspoon Rebound Poll
Who will be the first to jump into a new relationship?
% Reese
% Jake
The Awful Truth
Malkin seems to be the one with any kind of sources at E.
LMAO!
Malkin's source was Us Weekly cover.
I agree, Ted is out of the loop on Jake/TT. At least he put an effort into making his items credible in the past, now it's as if he's not even trying.
Nothing from Lainey yet.
Ted thinks Marc Malkin has dead on sources?? Aren't his sources the same as Gossip cop and Popeater: Us Weekly??? And Isn't MArc still waiting for their reps to confirm? Funny Jake's rep had no problem contacting him 2 weeks ago!
And ted is still using that X17online BS about the assistant moving 2 pieces of luggage from her house, a house that is gateed and private and BTW the paps were so stunned that they never bothered to take pictures!
2 pieces of luggage isn't lot for someone that lived there for over a year but the fact that he never lived there shouldn't be a problem for fanfic!
He usually has someone waiting in the wings, Ok Ted.
He is as bad as the rags.
3:03 PM, Ted can't out Jake.
"Ted can't out jake"
Someone did it, don't you remember?
Just an excuse to not admit the guy knows nothing!
Ted is supposed to have info about everything and everyone but is unable to say if a split is real or not... and when he claims one, we discover it's bullshit , the couple is good and the wife is pregnant of 5 months!!( aka affleck and garner)
So my conclusion : the guy has no clue!
Someone did it, don't you remember?
No, don't know what you're talking about.
Jake Gyllenhaal Gets One Step Closer To Becoming Every Blind Item Ever
Sad day. Sad sad sad day. Hollywood’s most “WTF Seriously?” couple — the gorgeous Jake Gyllenhaal and the adorable Reese Witherspoon — have called it quits. Yup, that’s right. They are no longer dating, kissing, sleeping with each other, buying coffee together… you name it, it’s over.
So. I mean, not that it matters at all. But… (super high squeak voice) do any of you guys think that all those Ted Casablanca blind items might be about Jake? Look, it’s no big deal seriously. But pretty sure this break-up could only mean one thing…
JAKE GYLLENHAAL MIGHT BE TOOTHY TILE (allegedly).
If you’re not familiar with Toothy’s toothtacular antics via the mildly autistic Ted Casablanca, allow us to direct you to this website featuring all of Toothy’s items.
Alls you needs to know is: Toothy’s a hot actor who likes dudes. And at this point, Ted’s ruled just about everyone out except Jake. The story goes that his relationship with Reese was a put-on to promte their film Rendition, and all the while Jake has had a steady boyfriend. The break-up doesn’t try to quash those rumors one bit. The tooth is out there.
Then again, who gives a sh*t? Jake is hot, yes, and a nice guy no matter which way you tile it. Funny , sweet… frankly, we’d be surprised if he wasn’t G. Even his abs have jazz hands! Jake’s a catch, no matter which bathing suit area is holding the mitt.
And on a completely unrelated note, please click ahead to watch our #1 favorite Brokeback Mountain fan compilation, set to our #4 favorite love song.
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If they were really dating, I think she used him way more than he did her. I don't think he w/o her would have stooped so low to do photo ops. If he's straight/bi he needs to find a woman who truly loves him and wants to have his babies. If he's gay I hope he'll have the courage to come out. Either way, good luck to him.
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