December 11, 2009
Something our dear, closeted Toothy Tile most certainly does not share with his also-in-the-closet brethren like Lloyd Boy-Toyed, Crotch Uh-Lastic and Jackie Bouffant is a virtual cornucopia of straight buds.
I don't mean the pretend kind, but the ones you never see Toothy photographed with. Yeah, you heard me right: These are heterosexual bros with whom Toothy loves to shoot the shit, have a few brews, talk about the broads, all that 100-percent-cotton American man stuff Toothy just can't seem to let go from his, like, totally gay life.
OK, it's cool, I have tons (maybe a few) gay friends who are completely into the SUVs/watching sports/unshowered thing, maybe it's not so completely weird that Toothy's wired that way a little, too?
But what's wacko is when these boy-buds o' Toothy's start, shockingly...
...coming to the put-upon pooftah's defense! At parties! At bars! At ball games! At beach barbecues! It's getting friggin' hi-larious!
And no, these dudes who actually do know Toothy rather well are not defending Mr. Tile's very publicized fauxmance and whether or not it's legitimate, hardly.
Nope, instead, they're busy saying, as of late, that Toothy and his man are doin' just fine, thank you, and further more, "They're the real thing." These het amigos like to tell this to anybody who starts talking crap about their good friend.
Backstabbing gossip gets these hetero friends of Toothy's so very riled up, they've lately been stating how "in love" Mr. and Mr. Toothy Tile happen to be right now. So there!
Wow. With friends like that, who needs gossip columns? But ain't it nice to now how truly true-blue Toothy is?
I knew it all along, didn't you?
I mean, come on, I would never have given a hateful scum-schmuck such press. Toothy's cool. Just currently a bit lost.
And It Ain't: James Marsden, Kellan Lutz, Javier Bardem
Source: Ted Casablanca's Blind Vice, Straight Dude Buds Stand Up Tall for Toothy Tile
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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 931 of 931How about this zinger, from today's Awful Truth story about Bradley Cooper and Renee Z?!!
Now that Gyllenspoon is kaput, some star-powered couple needs to take over the fauxmance game, and Zellweger and Cooper have People written all over 'em.
Ted ilu.
Yahoo promoting Maggie We're "Crazy" About Maggie Gyllenhaal's Style
Now that Gyllenspoon is kaput, some star-powered couple needs to take over the fauxmance game...
Poor Ted! We must be happy that Reeke is kaput, but can't share it with the rest of the world :)
Ted did say on Twitter that his attention has been more on Toothy lately right around the time the "breakup" story broke. Do you really think Jake is gay? It just seems to easy to be true.
Are you new here?
"Toothy's the only one who's going to out Toothy" makes perfect sense - no one can really truly out Jake."
you can out someone if you have big disturbing evidences (aka kevin spacey.)
Will Jake put a boy over his knee and grab his naked butt in public? I doubt it.
Posted on OMG by Let the Rumours Begin!
ETalk, an entertainment news show here in Canada reported yesterday that Jake's new movie 'Source Code' will be filming in Montreal early in the new year. Who else will be in Montreal filming? Kirsten Dunst....
Will Jake put a boy over his knee and grab his naked butt in public?
Not in public.
God, I hope not!
"Are you new here?"
Yes and no. Posting yes, lurking no. I just think it could be wishful thinking that Jake is gay. Cmon he's not that slick and he's proven he's not that smart, (he picked Reese)not to have slipped up and someone not catch him. Can you give me undisputed proof? I know you're going to say babbler or fangirl. I just think there is a possibility that Jake may be straight or at least decided he wants to be with a woman. I just think there's a good portion of Jake's fans who have literally decided Jake is gay whether is says so or not. It wouldn't matter if he took a public lie detector test and it proved he wasn't gay, there would still be fans who say he is gay. I want to believe but give me proof. Jake has said in the past he's not gay. Do Jake fans disrespect him not believe him and just keep what could be a fantasy going? Whether he's gay or not, I do believe the Reese mess was a setup to make him credible with an A list girlfriend. Especially after Kirsten and to distance himself from her alcholic/drugged out rep.
It wouldn't matter if he took a public lie detector test ...
Jake did just that in Rome, October 2007. He's gay.
Can you give me undisputed proof?
How many times did you see undisputed proof that some celebrity is straight?
Jake has said in the past he's not gay. Do Jake fans disrespect him not believe him and just keep what could be a fantasy going?
Jake is a bad liar. Remember that Italian Vanity Fair interview from 2007 and Jake blushing?
There is no way to demostrate if someone is gay or straight,What is totally certain is that celebrities DO LIE to the media and the public...all the time.
And very often their public image is not exactly what they show.
Have you ever heard of aguy named Tiger Woods?
I'm sure Jake fangirls will claim that they never heard rumors about Tiger fucking every blonde in sight! lol
Who else will be in Montreal filming? Kirsten Dunst...."
I always liked her (hiding).
On the E! boards, they noticed the affirmation in Ted's reply. Not 'if' or 'can', but 'going to'. Could it mean anything?
theawfultruth @ILuvJakeRyan what'd u drink for breakfast babe? Toothy's the only one who's going to out Toothy
I always liked her (hiding).
You can't hide from us! lol
Not 'if' or 'can', but 'going to'. Could it mean anything?
Ted thinks that Jake will come out one day.
"Jake did just that in Rome, October 2007. He's gay"
??????? What do you mean?
"I'm sure Jake fangirls will claim that they never heard rumors about Tiger fucking every blonde in sight! lol"
By calling someone fangirl, is that suppose to shame them? Just because I had a question or God forbid hold my judgement of another person's sexuality. What's wrong with me, I must think I live in America or something?
Jake looked so awkward that it was crystal clear he's faking.
??????? What do you mean?
Jake looked so awkward that it was crystal clear he's faking.
By calling someone fangirl, is that suppose to shame them?
No, that's supose to make them use their heads.
I knew Jake was gay long before any TT item ever appeared. I don't need Ted's blind items when I have, you know, eyes and ears.
Also there's a guy in my extended group of friends who was with him for a time, so there's that.
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Friend of a friend, they had a fling. Friend thought it was way more than it was and got clingy, excited to be the "boyfriend" apparent. Naive. Got his heart broken when Jake ended it. I don't know any sex details but I can do some digging.
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It was way before Reese, maybe even before BBM. I think it was during an on/off with Dunst. Will ask for more info.
[R107], beans not getting spilled is a weird thing. Within a small social/professional circle of gays, everyone might know and gossip about one of their sleeping with someone of note, but it doesn't go outside of that world. Certainly no guy I know who has tricked with a celeb would ever go to the tabloids or anything like that.
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Not the model, [R106]. I asked about that recently to make sure after reading it here.
Friend thought it was way more than it was and got clingy, excited to be the "boyfriend" apparent. Naive. Got his heart broken when Jake ended it.
Bad Jake!
beans not getting spilled is a weird thing. Within a small social/professional circle of gays, everyone might know and gossip about one of their sleeping with someone of note, but it doesn't go outside of that world.
Absolutely true. I knew in 1991 (almost 20 years ago!) from friends in LA that Tom Cruise and Jodi Foster were gay, way before most people did. One guy had sex with Cruise a few years earlier. These friends were born, raised and lived in LA all their lives and were gay; the knowledge was within their circle.
What about that straight hipster guy who Jake wanted to hang out with? (The one who looked a little like Heaht).
LOL Idk who's more mortified that this story got screenshot and tinypic'd into infamy, Jake or JG Francis. Story Profile and pic
"It was way before Reese, maybe even before BBM. I think it was during an on/off with Dunst. Will ask for more info."
and Austin ?
a friend of a friend of a friend bla bla
huh JG Francis is plain on that pic!
Clean him up and I bet he looks like a cross between Austin and Heath. No wonder Jake stared.
Go to coffeehouse
Stare at cute guy
Go home
Masturbate
Wait for daddy to leave
Bark
Chew something of daddys
Have an "accident"
Get off couch when daddy drives up
Fall asleep while daddy jerks off
be indifferent
Within a small social/professional circle of gays, everyone might know and gossip about one of their sleeping with someone of note, but it doesn't go outside of that world.
Thank God!
We're very professional.
There are several intriguing tidbits today regarding celebrity splits:
A conversation with a very close Reese Witherspoon associate Thursday touched on ongoing stories circulating about the Oscar winner being a ''beard'' for Jake Gyllenhaal, the actor Witherspoon was seeing until their recent apparent breakup. The term, for those who don't know, is a reference to someone pretending to be involved with a partner who, in fact, is gay. While less common than in the old days of Hollywood, the term still crops up and has often been used to describe the marriages of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes or John Travolta and Kelly Preston -- despite repeated denials by all concerned.
As for Witherspoon, my source was quite blunt. While not revealing much about the alleged collapse of the actress' affair with Gyllenhaal, my Witherspoon insider did say, ''All these stories about Reese being Jake's 'beard' to cover up his being gay are b.s. Reese has many gay friends and is fine with people being who they are, but she never would spend more than two years of her life pretending to be in a relationship with a man -- just to provide him a cover. . . . Totally not true.''
Chicago Sun-Times
she never would spend more than two years of her life pretending to be in a relationship with a man -- just to provide him a cover. . . .
ITA: she wouldn't waste her time just to cover for some gay guy as a favor to him. She would however, - and did - most definitely pretend to be in a relationship with a (gay) man for her own image and gain.
I think it’s interesting that a mainstream newspaper is publishing that gossip about her being a beard. It sounds as if she is defending herself. The sudden 'break up', the US Weekly PR cover article saying Jake was an ‘unfit father for her kids’ just to make him look bad and now this article, made me think that something is going on. Could it be that someone will publish a picture-article outing Jake and this is a defensive move from her to come out clean from a possible scandal?
LOL I hope so 8:14. Maybe the "scandal" will be Jake coming out. My God I would LOVE to see Bitchface backpedal on all those "Reese Loves Jake" interviews she did.
Dear Ted:
Re: Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon breaking up. What do you make of her statement that she felt pressured into getting married and that Jake wanted to be with her all the time? This, to me, makes Jake seem desperate. I can't help but wonder why he is so, well, desperate to get hitched, if it's true. What's his deal? (Wink, wink.) Love ya lots.
—Megley
Dear Hopeless Romantic:
Oh honey, Us magazine's cover is no statement. You can't pressure Reese into doing anything she doesn't want to do. She knew what she was getting into when she started dating Jake.
Dear Ted:
I read this in an article about the Gyllenspoon and I laughed out loud. I found it so funny that I wanted to share..."Jake wanted all of her". She really worried that they didn't have enough in common? He was great with the kids (Ava and Deacon), but she felt like he didn't get the whole scope of what that entailed? Are you giggling?
—T
Dear It's Over:
Nothing shocks me about what people will buy these days.
Dear Ted:
Has Jake Gyllenhaal ever been one of your Blind Vices?
—Andrea
Dear Jake's Vices:
More like one of our Blind Vice Superstars.
Dear Ted:
Since we all know that Gyllenspoon may have been together for reasons that don't have anything to do with actually loving and desiring each other, I'm wondering if Reese's marriage to Ryan Phillippe was real. Did they truly love each other, or was that another Hollywood hookup for appearances sake? Is she really over Ryan?
—MB
Dear Fake Flames:
She's over Ryan, but probably not the split. I loved them together, and I think they loved each other, too. It's not easy to get over something like that. I interviewed them together a couple of times, they were mad about each other there for awhile (much more so than Reese ever was about Jake, trust).
The Awful Truth
One of the "writers" for that article in Us was on the Insider last night. He went over the same crap that was discussed while pimping the rag. He also talked about what else was in the story concerning her kids: He siad that he has grown very close to her kids and and he will still be a part of their lives, and he added don't be surprised if you see him with them.
I know all BS but since the article was clearly written for Reese and despite the article implying that he may not be "suitible" for a stepda, I don't think that added "tidbit" would be added, I think it would be a clean break.
That gossip columnist from the Chicago Times has always seem to have the "inside" on them. He was the one with the trips to Hawaii, all types of jewlery he bought her, etc. I doubt that he actually talked to anyone but as a blogger he has heard the speculation and this was a way for him to "protect" them both.
If he comes out it will be several years from now IMO, if he ever does and they will long be forgotten.
If he was to be outed it would have happened already, if anything noew he will be more private and cautious.
"Could it be that someone will publish a picture-article outing Jake and this is a defensive move from her to come out clean from a possible scandal?"
If it was the case, she would say nothing.
The article on the chicago time is on purpose to deny the rumours i think,like the one in the national enquirer some years ago, about austin and Jake as a possible couple.
I think these articles are a way of bringing the toothy rumors out in the open while pretending that you're refuting them.
"Love in the air for Hathaway and Gyllenahaal?"
ontd
ONTD comment:
"All I will say from what I've heard when they were filming whatever movie, if one was seen out like at a bar or club, the other one was there.
But, I hate that people don't think a guy and a girl can be friends so that doesn't mean they're dating."
I was sure we would have anne/jake pairing.
Jake’s PR needs to find a beard the public likes Jake with, did they learn nothing from Reeke? Anne is not the right person for the job going by comments on ONTD.
But who would be the right lady?
I don't know. Someone young, pretty and fun that has chemistry with Jake. A lot of people seem to think Anne is gay, if she becomes Jake’s new beard the gay jokes will get even worse.
Someone young, pretty and fun that has chemistry with Jake.
IMO, Anne is all that.
I think the Anne and Emily Blunt rumor was false. They are friends and Anne is invited to Emily's wedding. I know one of Anne's brothers is gay, but I don't think she is.
I just went on DC and someone just posted her silly wish--now that Jake is single again--maybe he can hook up with...Michelle! I'm surprised more people haven't been posting that...
Wanna hear my honest opinion? I think Jake isn't too fond of her or has much respect for her. I think Jake knew that Michelle was a rebound after Watts and that it wasn't planned to be long-term for Heath. But desperate Michelle tried to make it long-term by tapping. I think, just like Gilliam, Jake knew Heath started to really doubt the relationship when BBM award season begun. I think the annoyed looks Jake gave Michelle weren't because he himself had a man crush on Heath (maybe that's a factor too) but because he knew about Heath's feelings towards her. He and Heath seemed pretty close at the time and it wouldn't surprise me if Heath confided in Jake.
So, no, not in a million years Jake will hook up with a desperate trapper. I think he only rarely sees Matilda. But I'm sure he sends the annual birthday card and he doesn't have to do more.
I think people should close this Jake and Michelle chapter once and for all.
An Anne / Jake pairing would be too odd to make it happen.
First, Heat & Michelle and then,years later, Anne & Jake??
mmm...OTOH, She played his beard in that movie, so people could think that bearding rumours of them are because of the characters they played and because people identify them too much with the film. Same as Jake's gayness rumours, a part of the public think he is "accused" of being gay just because he played Jack Twist.
Maybe is not bad idea,but all earding is crap, no matter if the fake new gf is not as hideous as Chin was.
I think, just like Gilliam, Jake knew Heath started to really doubt the relationship when BBM award season begun
^^
Heath & Michelel were honestly happy during BBM promo.If they were not, then they lied to everybody and they were not better than full time pretenders like Jake & Ree$e.
Maybe Heath got bored of family life pretty quickly but,since he was a really nice and sensitive guy, he never truly tried to split from Michelle ,because he stricked me as a guy who always wanted to do the right thing and was caring about other people's feelings. The fact that he couldn't make the step of breacking up he started to boicot their "marriage" ending in Michelle's desition of leaving him and taking the kid. Then, what we all know...Haeth's depression, whoring and drungs and eventual death.
I have to say that some times I'm glad to see there is people like Jake, who always think in themselves first and can act with cold minds and souls. That kind of people are the ones who survive in life :´(
Leo and Lohan are party pals;
ONTD
I have to say that some times I'm glad to see there is people like Jake, who always think in themselves first and can act with cold minds and souls. That kind of people are the ones who survive in life :´(
Ted called him an egomaniac and it wasn't meant as a compliment, but I think people should put themselves and their well-being first. I'm fairly sure it was Jake who got sick of reeking and it was him who quit. If he needs a gf for his public straight image, I'm sure he'll find one appropriate gal sooner or later.
As I've mentioned, Ben Kingsley described Jake as very self-confident and paired with his solid acting skills and ambition I think Jake's career could be fine.
I think Jake seriously wants kids on his own ( gay or not), reese wasn't the one. Someone younger would be more apropriate.
1:08 PM
Lots of HW women have kids in their forties,
Reese looks wear- out because of the personality she has,not because of her age
Leo and Lohan are party pals;
ONTD
Leo better stay away from that trash.
That gossip columnist from the Chicago Times has always seem to have the "inside" on them. He was the one with the trips to Hawaii...
Thanks for the reminder about that Hawaii "insider info"! lol
"Love in the air for Hathaway and Gyllenahaal?" ontd
Got to LOVE this bit :)
But Jake’s recent split with Ms. Witherspoon may be a symptom of his attraction to Miss Hathaway. “Anne was deeply shocked when Jake dumped Reese.
mmmmm...IDK, I'm still waiting for the "reconcilation/engagement" Reeke news.
The way the bearding ended feels so strange, it didn't seem like something prepared 2 years ago..
Maybe both Toothy & Chin's people know that an engagement story with such an insipid couple wouldn't make to much of a fuss, so they just want to add some drama on it.
It is very strange also that "gay rumours" are on again after the breakup. During Reeke, most part of the media didn't mention that particular issue very often, if not ever.
About the speculations on Anne/Jake:I do not believe for a second Jake is going at it with Anne.What I'm not sure if that was just lazy magz gossip or some PR plant to get free publicity for Anne/Jake & the movie they made together.
If this was,indeed, PR manipulation...then our dear Toothy hasn't learned anything so far :(
About the speculations on Anne/Jake: I do not believe for a second Jake is going at it with Anne.
Of course not, that "article" is a joke.
I don’t believe Jake is involved with Anne / is interested in Anne either. Even if I didn't think he was gay his jokes at Kimmel about the sex scenes with Anne would be enough to convince me there's nothing behind these rumors / pr plants. When you feel something for someone you keep it private, you don’t cheapen it with that kind of jokes. I don’t think Jake is the kind of person who does that.
^^But didn't Jake jokingly pin Heath's pic on a prison wall for the movie Brothers which caused Jake and the others to laugh? I think we all agree that he liked Heath a great deal, does this joke cheapen it?
The way the bearding ended feels so strange, it didn't seem like something prepared 2 years ago..
How strange, what is strange?
How strange, what is strange?
Breakup rumour in the middle of Brothers promotion and while Jake was facing the media for the first time in more than 2 years. That was pretty strange, IMO.
Then,the denial and the they are on,they are off stuff. Until now, there is no final statement saying they actually split, it's like anything could happen at the moment.
I'm convinced Jake wanted out. Just two things:
* yogurt pictures - Jake couldn't hide how pissed off he is
* Brothers promotion - Jake looked good and was in a good mood, probably because he's happy about going back to doing his own thing.
Breakup rumour in the middle of Brothers promotion and while Jake was facing the media for the first time in more than 2 years.
That was Reese's little revenge for dumping her before holidays.
5:30 PM, I think it’s different. Jake and Heath were just friends whereas Jake is supposedly interested in Anne romantically. I don't think Jake knew the "Brothers" story was going to be leaked to the press but this was on TV, there was a pre-interview for Kimmel where they settled on the stories he was going to tell. Jake knew millions of people would watch. A picture is a picture, a sex scene with someone you’re supposedly attracted to is something else, a lot more personal. IMO, at least.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Kate Hudson: Future Jewish Couple Alert
For those of you who read US Weekly religiously (don’t be ashamed, everybody’s doing it) you already know that after three years of dating wholesome blonde Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal is finally a single man. And you probably also heard the news that Jewess Kate Hudson was just dumped by baseball "player" Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez, leaving the actress, as she’s never alone for too long, trolling for fresh tail.
We were delighted when we heard the news about the breakups, because we knew these two were always meant to be together:
Jake Gyllenhaal has a thing for blondes (Kirstin Dunst, Witherspoon, Heath Ledger), but his relationships all inevitably fail due to his partners’s lack of Semitic roots. With Hudson he’ll finally have a blonde to bring home for Pesach. (It might be the Southern thing, but Whitherspoon seems like the most Christian woman alive. If not for her movie career, she could land a correspondent’s gig on The 700 Club. Clearly, a bad match.)And Hudson has run from Jewish men long enough. First, she procreated with Black Crows lead singer, Chris Robinson, a scrawny, heroin-chic rocker dude. Then, Owen Wilson, who allegedly attempted suicide after their break up. Then, Lance Armstrong. And lastly, (though we had to leave a few out) A-Rod, the hot bi-racial mountain of machismo and steroids. As my mother would say, Kate, you had your fun. It’s time to settle down with the appropriate male counterpart — a sensitive-yet-sculpted artist of Jewish descent. So ladies, don’t dye your hair blonde in an attempt to capture often-shirtless Gyllenhaal’s attentions just yet. Let this budding romance ride itself out. You won’t get your heart broken, I won’t have to say I told you so and there will finally be an attractive Jewish couple in Hollywood.
Heeb Magazine
That was Reese's little revenge for dumping her before holidays.
ITA.
5:44 PM, thanks for explaining your POV. I do agree that if he were truly interested in Anne it's pretty tacky talking about her like that on Kimmel.
LOL, I remember reading an article about Jake a few months ago and the author mentioned Heath (don't remember which context) as his co-star and secret lover. I think people like to joke about it. Undoubtedly there are people who wonder if there ever was more between them, but most seem to think they were just friends.
Jake Gyllenhaal has a thing for blondes (Kirstin Dunst, Witherspoon, Heath Ledger), but his relationships all inevitably fail due to his partners’s lack of Semitic roots.
What are they saying?
What are they saying?
They joke that the relationships with Kiki, Witherspoon and Heath (Heath was probably was a joke) failed because they all aren't Jewish.
But didn't Jake jokingly pin Heath's pic on a prison wall for the movie Brothers which caused Jake and the others to laugh? I think we all agree that he liked Heath a great deal, does this joke cheapen it?
I don't think so.
Heath (Heath was probably was a joke)
I was wondering why they mentioned Heath.
As my mother would say, Kate, you had your fun. It’s time to settle down with the appropriate male counterpart
And as my mother would say, pick someone you can have sex with. Guess Heeb Magazine forgot about that part...
With Hudson he’ll finally have a blonde to bring home for Pesach.
I had no idea.
"Goldie Hawn was raised in Takoma Park, Maryland. Her father was Presbyterian and her mother was Jewish, the daughter of immigrants from Hungary; Hawn was raised in Judaism."
Aren't there 2 different types of "Jewish" ?? The ethnic and the religious. Just because you're from the ethnic lineage doesn't mean you share the religion - and you don't have to have Jewish blood in you to convert to the religion either. Furthermore, even if your parents/ancestors were involved in the Jewish religion and you were born into it, doesn't make you a practicing Jew. Just sayin. The gossips are really reaching if now they're going to link Jake with anyone who has a drop of Jewish affiliated with them.
Calling someone "Butterface" is or isn't considered a racial slur against whites?
(Saw it on ONTD.)
_lindsayy: Literally bumped into jake gyllenhaal or however you spell it
7 minutes ago
^^location: New York
^^Spending Christmas with family. :)
Wait, looks like _lindsayy: is in Pennsylvania on a trip.
Talks about "Penn" would that be a place in NY (Penn Station?) or Pennsylvania??! Idk. I'm not from there, lol. You guys look at it and decide. lindsayy twitter
LOL when did butter turn white.
Spending Christmas with family
Yeah his birthday doesn't count.
^^Right, I forgot about his b-day.
Cards with gifts: Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas Jake!
*cries*
Naomi's Best Christmas gift: Getting that big head out of her vagina, 1980.
* that Jewess Kate Hudson*
So the expression is legit! Good to know.
Jake is Jewish and Hannakuh is over, most likely he is in NY for his B-day. Penn station is in NY and if she bumped into him at Penn he maybe headed to Long Island, he has family there. Or maybe she bumped into him somewhere else.
And for the record: Jake and Maggie are Jewish because their Mo is. They may not be observant or practice but Jewish law you are Jewish.
Other celebs that are Jewish via mom: James Franco, Scarlett Johansen(sp?), .
The only Jewish chick Jake dated was Jenny Lewis
Jake showing off his sexy belly
Looking innocent with a sexy body
With cute boy no 1
With cute boy no 2
Happy early birthday Jake!
Awwww.
What about me? I'm a cute boy. *cries*
7:14 is a smelly alleycat.
LOL!
Black & White Jake
Jake for your birthday you have to leave your best friend Atti and sunny California behind and fly across the country to us for your celebration. Hope the airport hassle this time of year isn't too bad and the jet lag won't be too lingering. See ya soon.
'You wake up one morning thinking: "I can handle it. Everything is fine," and the next morning you don't want anyone to see your face, because you think that if people look at you, they will know.'
That summer, he had confessed the truth to his devastated wife Jemma, unable to cope with the guilt of deceiving her.
But even as their marriage crumbled, he'd somehow hoped to maintain his charade for the rest of the world.
'The craziest thing is that I genuinely did love Jemma'
UK Rugby Player about coming out
I think Jake should spend his birthday evening going to the SNL post show party. James Franco is going to be the host. He can see James again...
UK Rugby Player about coming out
"He [Gareth Thomas] had girlfriends, experimented sexually, but ultimately avoided intimacy.
'When I was 16 or 17 I knew I was gay, but knowing and accepting are two very different things. I could never accept it because I knew I would never be accepted as a gay man and still achieve what I wanted to achieve in the game.
'I would play along with the other lads. I had all the chit-chat. I knew which girls to flirt with, which girls to say were nice, which ones to say weren't. I'd make up stories about sexual conquests to fit in.
'I became a master of disguise and could play the straight man down to a tee, sometimes over-compensating by getting into fights or being overly aggressive because I didn't want the real me to be found out.
'So I created this alter ego, knowing full well that I was living in my little fantasy bubble, my shell. But when you withdraw into yourself you start to feel lonely, upset, ashamed. You create this inner world which is dark."
Black & White Jake
Top left: I'm not afraid of you.
Top middle: thinks *God help me*
Top right: Okay bring your boobs here so I can feel them.
Bottom left: Eww that was disgusting.
Bottom middle: thinks *oh no I think I might be gay*
Bottom right: Do you have a cute brother?
Atti was there, too!
Where is he? Humping some cute male in the bushes?
"Talks about "Penn" would that be a place in NY (Penn Station?) or Pennsylvania??! Idk. I'm not from there, lol. You guys look at it and decide. lindsayy twitter
"
I'm from NYC and she's talking about Penn Station. She's either taking the LIRR or the subway to Penn Station and meet up with someone in the middle of the station. Jake must be spending his birthday and Holidays with his family in NYC. It's so nice to see him do that without having to do photo ops with the Chin. Happy (early) Birthday Jake.
'...if people look at you, they will know.'
Ennis speak.
Congratulations Gareth Thomas!
Jake for your birthday you have to leave your best friend Atti and sunny California behind and fly across the country to us
Just in time for when a major winter storm is due to hit the East coast. Nice!
Smile / Please No Sports, Dogs, Biking, Skates
Hmm "quiet recreation" does a blowjob qualify?
Not in your case!
I'm a quiet humper. Silent but deadly, so I've been told. *grins*
Just in time for when a major winter storm is due to hit the East coast.
Pffft, I'm a butch homosexual!
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RDJ on Letterman - Gays Referred to as 'Homos' and 'Screamers'
We'll see about that.
Congratulations Gareth Thomas!
Gorgeous hunk of man. Unf
Wik: Is it just me or does Jake Gyllenhaal always look high?
Jake is starting to look like he has hair growing on his eyelids. He needs to get his eyebrows waxed/shaped like Matt Boner's. Just sayin!
Speaking (and dreaming) of Matt Boner (yes I know it's "Bomer" but Boner is better lol) he was on the Today Show this week. The show hosts (2 ladies) kept trying to find out who he's spending the holidays with (i.e. who he is dating, lol) (imo they assumed he was straight? idk). Anyway his answer was his family. They kept beating around the bush asking him basically the same question and he kept reiterating "I'm spending the holiday time off with my family." Good for him. Idk if you all know this but Matt and his male partner have 2 or 3 (maybe 4) kids together. It was great to hear him give an honest answer - his "family" - while keeping his privacy and not pretending that it involved a female partner. Yes it'd be great if he could mention a male partner (and if the public could get over it) but at least he isn't bearding or lying, or most of all, dismissing and minimizing the importance of his family.
deacongookin: My mom told me that while waiting for the train she saw a guy that looked "exactly like Jake Gylenhall" why was I not there?
about 1 hour ago
^^ no location so don't know if was really jake or just a cute guy who looks like him lol
HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY JAKE!!
It's Jake Gyllenhaal's birthday, let's celebrate by waking up on a golf course
SaddityOne: Y I'm hearing Jake Gyllenhaal's gay?? NOOOO!!!! He can't be!!!! :( that's my white boyfriend!!!! He's too fine!! :(
Washington: Johnny Depp has said he's privileged to play the role originally meant for Heath Ledger in new movie The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
Ledger had passed away due to an accidental drug overdose in January 2008, halfway through the filming.
"Though the circumstances of my involvement are extremely heartrending and unbelievably sad, I feel privileged to have been asked aboard to stand in on behalf of dear Heath...," Contactmusic quoted him as telling Moviefone.com.
He added: "He was the only player out there breathing heavy down the back of every established actor's neck with a thundering and ungovernable talent that came up on you quick, hissing rather mischievously with that cheeky grin, 'Hey... get on out of my way boys, I'm coming through!' And does he ever!"
An ensemble cast of Jude Law, Colin Farrell and Depp has filled in Ledger's shoes for the film.
IODP
For fans: the film opens in the US (limited) on Dec. 25th.
((( Johnny)))
^^Yeah, I think he's a great guy. :)
Yes, he is.
A movie star with a heart in the right place.
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