December 11, 2009
Something our dear, closeted Toothy Tile most certainly does not share with his also-in-the-closet brethren like Lloyd Boy-Toyed, Crotch Uh-Lastic and Jackie Bouffant is a virtual cornucopia of straight buds.
I don't mean the pretend kind, but the ones you never see Toothy photographed with. Yeah, you heard me right: These are heterosexual bros with whom Toothy loves to shoot the shit, have a few brews, talk about the broads, all that 100-percent-cotton American man stuff Toothy just can't seem to let go from his, like, totally gay life.
OK, it's cool, I have tons (maybe a few) gay friends who are completely into the SUVs/watching sports/unshowered thing, maybe it's not so completely weird that Toothy's wired that way a little, too?
But what's wacko is when these boy-buds o' Toothy's start, shockingly...
...coming to the put-upon pooftah's defense! At parties! At bars! At ball games! At beach barbecues! It's getting friggin' hi-larious!
And no, these dudes who actually do know Toothy rather well are not defending Mr. Tile's very publicized fauxmance and whether or not it's legitimate, hardly.
Nope, instead, they're busy saying, as of late, that Toothy and his man are doin' just fine, thank you, and further more, "They're the real thing." These het amigos like to tell this to anybody who starts talking crap about their good friend.
Backstabbing gossip gets these hetero friends of Toothy's so very riled up, they've lately been stating how "in love" Mr. and Mr. Toothy Tile happen to be right now. So there!
Wow. With friends like that, who needs gossip columns? But ain't it nice to now how truly true-blue Toothy is?
I knew it all along, didn't you?
I mean, come on, I would never have given a hateful scum-schmuck such press. Toothy's cool. Just currently a bit lost.
And It Ain't: James Marsden, Kellan Lutz, Javier Bardem
Source: Ted Casablanca's Blind Vice, Straight Dude Buds Stand Up Tall for Toothy Tile
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 931 Newer› Newest»Yes, Reeke is over.
^^We'll see.
Oh shit,the bearding crap was the only thing i found interesting in Jake... I don´t want to stop the fun :(
Maybe it's not over yet...
People Magazine said...
Well, they are still sticking to the break up story. Just a small paragraph in the week's issue basically states when Reese got back to LA they had a "conversation" and both agreed to move on. Even though Jake mentioned his "girlfriend" at a press conference for Brothers--- they have broken up.
December 12, 2009 4:48 PM
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Isn´t strange that i find Reeke more credible IF they indeed broke up and i think they are totally fake when they are together? Maybe is because a split is a very real part of being in a cuople, IDK.
What's wrong with his posture/ shoulders?
Jake has bad posture - that needs straightening up!
Isn´t strange that i find Reeke more credible IF they indeed broke up and i think they are totally fake when they are together?
That doesn't make sense because "break up" is tabloid terminology for fauxmance contract expiration.
Is just the only real "cuople thing" they did togheter is breaking up.I mean, everything else they did together was going for coffe and shopping..I do that with my friends all the time,doesn´t mean we are fucking.
^^
"couple"
Is just the only real "cuople thing" they did togheter is breaking up.
But Reeke were never dating so they couldn't break up, they just terminated the contract.
yes, but im talking about the "public image" not about what we think is really going on.
Jake really butched it up last night at the VGA, i was impressed.
" Anonymous said...
Is just the only real "cuople thing" they did togheter is breaking up.
But Reeke were never dating so they couldn't break up, they just terminated the contract.
December 13, 2009 5:48 PM
Anonymous said...
yes, but im talking about the "public image" not about what we think is really going on.
December 13, 2009 5:51 PM"
you all shouldn't be so quick to write Reeke off. I think Jake's upcoming birthday if anything should be telling. But more importantly did anyone notice that Zach opened the VGA's and Jake closed them? And that their outfits were similar except Zachary looked sexy as hell in his sweater vest with the tight jeans.
VGA was too short. He got home too soon.
I don´t think Reeke contract is over either, we are just speculating as always :)
Jake is buying a new bed today.
Oh please, I know you are pissed that there were no pics of them together but please stop.
PS: Jake wouldn't be caught dead posing with him and yes Jake butched it up.
Sophia and Austin know Zach, so ...
"Oh please, I know you are pissed that there were no pics of them together but please stop.
PS: Jake wouldn't be caught dead posing with him and yes Jake butched it up."
I could care less if there were pics of them together, it was an observation. I don't think Zach would be caught dead posing with Jake. Zach has his franchise movie.
No shit sherlock, is that the reason why he didn't pose with him???
Zach looked like a retard.
"Zach looked like a retard."
And Jake looked like his grandpa that dressed him.
You fangirls were creaming your panties hoping for a picture!!!
You were also pissed because Jake seemed, different, more butch, Reeking works!!!
The Angry Babbler has arrived.
Nice try. I noticed outside of posting links to the videos and pics from VGA and the usual fangirl silliness aboit him wearing make-up to impress the boys, there was no mention of his performance.
You must be as dissapointed as the posters on OMG, he did seem different.
He butched it up for the crowd but he seemed different. I'll add this to his performance on Kimmel. Disney must be pleased.
Those VGA plaques with the ugly dolls are the worst awards I've ever seen!
Jake seemed, different, more butch, Reeking works!!!
LMAO!
Come on, not even trolly is THAT stupid, lol.
He butched it up for the crowd but he seemed different.
How different? Different from what?
He lowered his voice significantly, to me it didn't sound believable at all because that is not his real vocie as we know it. Instructions of Disney, possibly?
You fangirls were creaming your panties...!!!
You were also pissed because...!!!
Same tired Angry, Misogynistic Insulting Babbler/Idiot that comes here and uses the same old phrases and descriptions and lots of !!! and picks on posters and their comments.
The VGAs don't have a big enough budget for voiceovers like Disney POP does.
He was butch, I hated the awards!!!!!
Jake is buying a new bed today.
*walked in on sweaty grunting Atticus humping howling hot mess Noah on his bed*
Atticus Finch Gyllenhaal is grounded and can't have any friends visit unsupervised anymore.
*cries*
I prefer Doritos myself and its not fat, I'm just healthy.
Jake did lower his voice but why I have no idea. They were gamers, most were borned geeks.
I'd say Jake's jacket was a fine velveteen or a thick brushed silk. Lol if it was velveteen Jake might be on CDAN's pics this week! (he always features a celeb when they wear velveteen)
Hey my velveteen rabbit wanna fuck like bunnies?
I'd say Jake's jacket was a fine velveteen or a thick brushed silk.
It was this same jacket that he wore for the Brothers press conference. More like a brushed cotton corduroy.
Anonymous said...
He lowered his voice significantly, to me it didn't sound believable at all because that is not his real vocie as we know it. Instructions of Disney, possibly?
December 13, 2009 6:40 PM
By comparison, watch and listen to this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0iRYi-8nZs&feature=related
Especially towards the end, his vocie is even (almost) effeminate.
Jake's natural voice is not so deep. He tried to sound more manly at the VGA's. ;)
Jake is soft and tender and his voice is too and I think that's sweet. He once said about Heath that he is so sensitive, but tries to guard his sensitivity. But I think Jake tries to guard his soft nature too. You kind of have to be a manly man to be taken seriously by many/most other (straight) men.
Jake can butch it up all he wants, but I'm more of a man than he'll ever be. Real men don't hide behind a beard.
I thought Jake seemed stiff and ackward. And so what if his natural voice is softer and higher, it's who he is. Stupid babbler is probably Chica, who apparently only likes his men straight and butch, not gay and sensitive.
Not all gay men are sensitive and have soft voices, that's a sterotype.
Gay men are not pets to be paraded around for yor amusement and when they don't behave the way you want, you get your undies in a knot.
Typical behavior from over-heated. faghags who really want their gay pets to fuck them
Not all gay men are sensitive and have soft voices, that's a sterotype.
That's true. However 8:42 it's ironic - and quite wrong - how you bring up stereotypes but then turn around and insult posters by assuming they are a stereotype.
I think some of you think too hard about everything.
Maybe the man has a cold.
Maybe he had a screaming match with Reese (beard or not there is trouble in paradise) and has a sore throught.
Maybe he did it to fuck with lots of you. If I was him and I knew about all the different websites and i wasn't working, I would do lots of things to keep you talking. I hope we see pictures of him skipping down the street with Ramona.
Lighten up. It isn't life or death, it is supposed to fun.
^^^^throat
If I was him and I knew about all the different websites and i wasn't working, I would do lots of things to keep you talking.
IMO Jake checks out the sites (this one too) whether he's working or not (there's a lot of downtime during filming). Hi Jake!
If only Atticus could talk. Hey scientists: forget sending people to live on Mars, start working on animals, especially celeb pets, talking and telling all.
"IMO Jake checks out the sites (this one too) whether he's working or not (there's a lot of downtime during filming). Hi Jake!"
ITA. All these stars that claim they never go online, don't know how to work a computer, don't own a computer and they never, ever read about themselves are full of bullshit. Human nature and natural curiousity would most definitely win out and you would read about yourself and check out websites about yourself if you were famous.
No really it's true! We never come to sites like these.
You idiots.
*rolls his eyes*
I remember John Mayer saying never ever believe a celebrity who doesn't google or read about themselves online. He said THEY ALL DO!
Hey Austin. Get off the computer up there and come downstairs. Dinner's ready.
Be right there. Did you leave out the mushrooms on mine? And I want red wine vinegar dressing this time. Ok see ya in a sec.
Bring down that book you wanted to show me
ok
I don´t know,folks,I prefer Jake bearding than a Jake considering Scientology ;)
Maybe Chin is not the worst scenario after all (LOL)
Actually, I think Jake was just shouting to be heard, hence the loud voice. It was a boisterous crowd that hooted and hollered. The game clips were all gun fights and battles. He had to raise his voice to keep their attention.
Now that Reeke is over, what on earth are we going to talk about.
michaelshearin: 2 Hands Diamonds Cab for them! RT @JasHmineCorpuz Last night Jake Gyllenhall and Reese Witherspoon came in to eat. didn't get to see them :(
^^What'd I tell you someone would say Reeke went out to dinner after the VGAs.. (I have no idea what "2 Hands Diamonds Cab" means)
LOL, I knew the break up was a stunt to bring attention to them to help promote Avon and Brothers.
I'm 100% sure Reeke ain't over yet.
Soon there'll be some photo ops.
Aha. Probably this: Two Hands Winery - their "Diamond" Cabernet. LOL tweet is probably fake and just for advertising.
a stunt to bring attention to them to help promote Avon and Brothers.
Maybe it helped a bit but IMO it was to protect Jake from having any Reeke questions/expected comments in interviews. His first press/interviews in 3 years, during the great romance of his life (gag), a movie about a family-oriented/love story, and no references to it?! The only way he could pull that off (temporarily) is if they broke up or going thru a rough patch! Now that Brothers is over, Reeking can continue!
This twitter guy michaelshearin, his website is a restaurant in LA called Drago Centro. Drag - Jake must feel at home there!
* Name Michael Shearin
* Location Hollywood, CA
* Web http://dragocentr...
* Bio Sommelier/Beverage Director for Chef Celestino Drago. Connoisseur of fine beverages, great food and all things Disney!
^^Reeke probably got a Disney Discount lol
3:56 AM, could be.
That is a very good review,considering neither MW or Leo can act for shit.
I disagree. Michelle is very talented. Leo is decent too, but he was a much better actor in his younger years.
The breakup did nothing to promote Brothers or Avon. It got Reeke in the tabloids for a bit. But what it did most of all, and the purpose of it IMO was to get Jake out of the Reeke hot seat during his Brothers promo rounds...and it did, very successfully.
Oh boy, everything about Jakey seems so fake. Still can't quit him though! ;)
Well if Reeke isn't done (which I don't think it is) the next big Reeke photo op will probably be this coming weekend for Jake's birthday. Maybe the private couple will have a private dinner at a center table by the front window of some restaurant in Santa Monica again. If the break up was for PR, it didn't last long. The rags wrote about them last week and are pretty much done. The gossip shows had a 1 minute mention and are done. And, Brothers is on the downward slide at the box office. According to boxofficemojo.com Brothers finished 6th from 3rd and has made $17 million so far and it's budget was $26 million. The big break up didn't sell any tickets for him. So maybe the film will break even.
http://boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/
Tomorrow the Golden Globes nominations will be announced:
Nominations for “The 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards” on Tuesday morning, December 15, 2009 at approx. 5:00 a.m. at The Beverly Hilton.
http://www.goldenglobes.org/news/id/158
Cowsxgoxmooxtoo: Got the kids off to school so now I'm just Jordy sitting. jake Gylenhaal was just on sesame street. I'm glad jordan doesn't notice creepy yet.
Poor Jake. "creepy" ~LOL
9:56 AM
Bitch!
I thought Jake seemed stiff and ackward. And so what if his natural voice is softer and higher, it's who he is. Stupid babbler is probably Chica, who apparently only likes his men straight and butch, not gay and sensitive.
I agree about awkward - still, this time Jake was better than his last year's Golden Globes appearance.
Tomorrow the Golden Globes nominations will be announced
Will Brothers be nominated for anything?
I agree about awkward - still, this time Jake was better than his last year's Golden Globes appearance.
Yes, but last years awkwardness was totally understandable.
tvsoundoff: Crazy Heart features Oscar level performances by Jeff Bridges and Maggie Gyllenhall. Music is great, too. http://tinyurl.com/ybuntso (expand)
about 3 hours ago
Will Brothers be nominated for anything?
Probably not. Reviews for movie and performances are mixed.
Yes, but last years awkwardness was totally understandable.
What do you mean?
Crazy Heart - Maggie most likely won't get a nod, but Jeff Bridges is on some critic's top of the year lists. He has a good chance to get some award nods.
What do you mean?
I mean this was kind of "Heath's evening", but he wasn't there. It probably wasn't easy to watch for family and friends. And since some assume Jake was a friend too...
mysocalledtweet: Watch Jake Gyllenhall pull out his big thingy before he cums: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrmUfYKYXbM
about 18 hours ago
I agree about awkward - still, this time Jake was better than his last year's Golden Globes appearance.
Jake is a good actor, but he can't fake cockines and self-confidence in front of the crowd.
I think Jake does pretty well in front of crowds most of the time.
Ben Kingsley described Jake as very self-confident.
^^Just watch the Baftas or MTV movie awards or the Sundance presneting with Zooey Deschanel etc.
Jake and Zooey
J&Z
With ScarJo:
mtv
I think Jake does pretty well in front of crowds most of the time.
Ben Kingsley described Jake as very self-confident.
I'm fine doing presentations for small number of people and dying in front of big crowds, lol.
Jake and Zooey
Awww :)
Zooey is very sweet. I'm not impressed by her as an actress though.
The little girl from "Brothers" was nominated for a Broadcast Film Critics Award for Best Young Actor/Young Actress
Back in late October, we teased you with a photo of Jake Gyllenhaal and Elmo, promoting the Brothers star’s upcoming appearance on Sesame Street. The segment has finally aired, and featured Jake standing beneath a smiling octopus, its draped tentacles making him look a bit like Whoopi Goldberg. The two discuss the fact that they’d probably be better off not stuck together, and will therefore “separate” themselves. They eventually succeed and go their separate ways; Jake marries a rich rancher’s daughter, but her father has him killed when he finds out he used to have an ongoing arrangement with an octopus. Then the octopus goes to Jake’s parents’ house and retrieves the hip waders Jake wore when they met, and clutches them to his chest and weeps. It’s all very touching and tragic.
Movieline Brokeback Sesame
What happened with Jake's Women Film Critics Best Actor nomination?
They're waiting for their complimentary Avon baskets to arrive before they make their final decision.
Filled with gifts of my glorious perfume In Bloom!
EWWWWWWWWWW!
Aww sorry Jake. The Women Film Critics don't like Avon so you're not getting that award.
No problem, I'll send them my private Jake G in underwear and out of underwear 2010 calendar!
*fainting*
Jake, we'll only accept the scratch-and-sniff version.
Oh and only 16 month calendars. And by "16 month" we mean a separate full page for the extra 4 months not 1 page with 4 itty bitty months printed on it. Got that?
Btw calendars have to be lifesize.
*how bad do I want this award?*
Jake, did you send calendars to women and gays who will decide about Golden Globes nominations?
Jake blow one of us and we'll give you Best Actor Global Gay Award 2009, 2010, 2011 and 2012.
Jake, did you send calendars to women and gays who will decide about Golden Globes nominations?
Gays?! I can't afford to send calendars to everyone in Hollywood.
We know that Hanukkah is eight days, but given the fact that only five of them happen during the work week, we've decided to keep to that number when we created a list of our favorite Hanukkah-celebrating guys in Hollywood. So enjoy our Hanukkah hotties over the next week as we look back on some of the coolest things these guys have done this past year.
Jake Gyllenhaal and his baby blues kick off Hollywood Crush's Hanukkah celebration. He's had a fun little 2009 thanks to a movie, a romance and those hot stills of his buff bod released from "Prince of Persia." It seems that finally someone is giving Taylor Lautner a run for the gym, er, we mean money.
Vital Stats: Jake turns 29 in a few days (December 19) and is still going strong with his lady love, Reese Witherspoon, despite the rumors circulating that they had split late last month. According to the internets, he celebrated his Bar Mitvah at a homeless shelter so that he could understand just how privileged he was growing up in his film industry family.
What he did in 2009: This year Jake released the war drama, "Brothers," alongside Natalie Portman and Tobey Maguire. And when he wasn’t romancing his brother's wife on the big screen, he was busy romancing his lady, Reese, and the masses with his boy-next-door charm. What else did we learn in 2009 about Jake? That Kristen Dunst admitted that she'd like to see her ex one more time. Who could blame her?
What he's up to in 2010: Speaking of his abs, Jake is set to release his shirtless-freindly flick, "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time," next year and he's got a slew of other projects in the can, including "Love and Other Drugs," with Anne Hathaway, as well being attached to the remake of "Damn Yankees."
Does that role also require him to not wear a shirt? We hope so!
Come back tomorrow when reveal our second Hannukkah Hottie — one who had quite the "Summer" this past year.
Jake Gyllenhaal Is Our Very First Hanukkah Hottie!
"busy romancing his lady, Reese"
Gag. See, even MTV is part of the Reeke horror.
Why do they have to mess with poor Kiki?
MTV is selling light entertainment - pin-up and very straight Jake.
P.S. They don't know or didn't bother to mention Source Code.
Why do they have to mess with poor Kiki?
Duh! Two "girlfriends" are better than one!
Star Tracks
GAME BOY
A newly single Jake Gyllenhaal charms the crowd during Spike TV's Video Game Awards at L.A. Live's Nokia Event Deck in Los Angeles on Saturday. The actor was on hand to present two awards – and offered a first look at his upcoming film, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.
People
Keep it up, People!
People's people has their story and they're sticking to it!! ;DD
Best Picture: The Hurt Locker
Best Director: Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
Best Actress: Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia
Best Actor: George Clooney, Up in the Air
Best Supporting Actress: Mo'Nique, Precious
Best Supporting Actor: Christopher Waltz, Inglorious Basterds
Best Animated Feature: The Fantastic Mr. Fox
http://nyfcc.com/awards.php?year=2009
I remember John Mayer saying never ever believe a celebrity who doesn't google or read about themselves online. He said THEY ALL DO!
Just for Jake - picture of Huge Jackman
picture of Huge Jackman
*fainting*
Anne Hathaway’s So Not a Lindsay Lohan
Could we all not use a two-sec break from dogs like Tiger Woods? I mean, we bitch and complain so much here at the AT that readers ask who do we like in Hollywood. We get that a lot. So, here goes:
One babe, for starters, would be Anne Hathaway. The twentysomething beauty hit the scene during the rise of Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff…and it's pretty damn obvious, with an Oscar nomination under her always stylish belt, which direction she went in compared to her then competition.
Anne balances her career, boyfriend, friends and many gay boyfriends, and still manages to find time to give back:
We caught up with Hathaway at the Friends Without a Border Benefit last week, and the well-spoken hon dished on the amazing cause, her childhood Christmases, and Johnny Depp, of course. Check out the clip above to hear Ms. H. explain why she felt the need to lend her presh time to this cause. For all of you in the Christmas spirit, you should def look into Friends Without a Border. It's a nonprofit organization that raises awareness and funds to support Angkor Hospital for Children, a leading pediatric hospital providing medical care to children in postgenocide Cambodia.
So why does Anne choose to spend her time going to various benefits rather than hanging out at the latest hot-spot club like many chicks her age? "I never really thought about it. I'm certainly not the first actress to be interested in philanthropy, I think I'm just very lucky to find myself a part of that legacy.
Since tonight is all about the kids, what did you want as a child for Christmas? "I was kind of Barbie-obsessed! My parents were really sweet; they used to get me the holiday Barbie." As Anne started getting animated about her fave girlie doll that used to grow hair, she bumped into some of the cameramen behind her.
"Oh, I'm a klutz no matter how you dress me up," she laughed. Do you love this girl or what? We hardly think the sweaty men on the press line cared that they were bumped by Miss Anne, especially in that one-shoulder short black job she showed off.
As for where we can see A.H. next (since she actually works, ya know, which certainly gives her a leg up on the Lohans)? "I am going to be in Valentine's Day with a lot of other people. After that, I am going to be in Alice in Wonderland."
We're so looking forward to seeing Alice in Wonderland! But seriously, how do you come to set and work with Johnny Depp…we'd die! "I just told myself to keep breathing. It was wonderful and he is a really nice guy, which makes it easy."
Hmmm. Would Angelina Jolie say the same?
Anne Hathaway’s So Not a Lindsay Lohan
A classy skank is still a skank.
And at least Lindsay used to rob feather coats and not money from the charity.
Love is blind.
Thanks 4:04!
*what are they talking about? ... slut and size queen!*
How Two Gifts Backfired on One Celebrity
BlindGossip – Girl A just can’t seem to catch a break. This gorgeous actress wanted to please her equally famous significant other – an actor who we’ll call Boy A – for his birthday. His fantasy was to invite a second girl to a join them in the bedroom. So original, right? He begged for this for months, continuously assuring Girl A that it was going to be a one-time thing. Girl A finally caved in and invited some random pretty young thing (Girl B) to join them for a one-time party. She even wrapped a red bow around Girl B so that Boy A could unwrap his gift. Unfortunately, Boy A liked his gift a little too much and started seeing Girl B on the sly. When Girl A found out about it, she went ballistic (not surprising, as she has a tendency to do that).
To try to calm her, Boy A told her that he would do absolutely anything she wanted. Well, to get back at him, Girl A decided to invite Boy B, a working actor, to join them for a romp. She wanted to give Boy A a dose of his own medicine, and thought that Boy A would be incredibly jealous of Boy B. Unfortunately, that plan backfired too. Boy A enjoyed the festivities a little too much, and has since started seeing Boy B on the side. Even we were a little shocked to hear that, as we had never heard of Boy A going in that direction before.
http://blindgossip.com/?p=14597
Michelle Rodriguez on rumors about her sexuality:
"She has a devoted gay following. Perez Hilton is always trying to out her. She’s [Michelle Rodriguez] said: “If I wanted to tell people what I do with my vagina, I’d have made a sex video a long time ago.” She quotes the Indian mystic Osho on love, and says with mild exasperation: “Largely, people don’t know the whole story about anything. But still they need to put a name on it so that they can label it and put it on the side and not have to dedicate time to figuring it out. It’s laziness.”
HaHa
I am nor pro-Reeke, but i dont understand why is everybody affirming that they split.
This is not a good time to end the charade and I bet their reps wouldnt have said they are still 2gether. I mean, if this is indeed over,they are managing this shit very poorly.Their PR is so overpaid!
I mean, if this is indeed over,they are managing this shit very poorly.
Why? What is managed very poorly?
I guess the poster that says that it was managed poorly expected to have an actual reason for the break-up, People, the only rag that is saying that they are done have not given a real reason, just a lot of re-hash of stories that they did o them 2 years ago and the fact that their reps denied it. 2 weeks have passed and they have not come back and officially said they are done like reps usually do, even after they denied it.
So if they did end it, they are not doing it professioanlly and if they are still together then some think there should be a photo-op by now.
IMO it's not over, the longer the wait the more the paps will want a pic of them together, it's all PR!
6:29 PM
Go to GB and kiss Reese's ass there.
the only rag that is saying that they are done have not given a real reason
REAL reason for the end of a fauxmance?! What do you mean?
2 weeks have passed and they have not come back and officially said they are done like reps usually do, even after they denied it
Reeke were just "boyfriend and girlfriend", there is no need for any official announcement.
Manohla Dargis (NY Times film critic) is a goddess:
"Let's acknowledge that the Oscars are bullshit and we hate them. But they are important commercially... I've learned to never underestimate the academy's bad taste. Crash as best picture? What the fuck."
http://jezebel.com/5426065/fuck-them-times-critic-on-hollywood-women--why-romantic-comedies-suck?skyline=true&s=x
But People is a PR whore magazine, they usually make it sound real like when they "broke-up" in 2007, People said that it was too soon fro her and that they would never get back together again and but they are still freinds, you know shit like that.
All we get is one source, no reason and a "conversation" and ii'm not talking about the fanfic that was on the stands last week. This is so unlike People, they always make it sound real because it's fed to them by PR. I think that PR fed them the original story and then they denied it and PR has not gone back to People since which would explain a lot.
Us weekly is their go to rag.
6:57: Odd, when People broke them up in 2007, the reps were silent, why did they make noise now? I can't believe that it got before time, I beleive it was a cheap PR scam for Brothers.
Us weekly is their go to rag.
Us weekly was Reeke go to rag, then some editor was replaced and Reeke wasn't interesting enough.
Did Us Weekly published anything worth mentioning about Reeke since Nov 29?
Odd, when People broke them up in 2007, the reps were silent, why did they make noise now?
"Break up" in 2007 was before reeking was official.
I think that PR fed them the original story and then they denied it and PR has not gone back to People since which would explain a lot.
Wrong. People magazine published that long recapitulation of Reeke crap (see IHJ scans) - they didn't do that without OK from PR.
Of course they got our OK!! Anything to pimp Brothers!
Brothers isn't a romcom, no one would use break up PR to promote such movie.
Exclusive: A Ripped Jake Gyllenhaal in 'Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time'!
Jake Gyllenhaal holds the fate of the world in his hands in 'Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time' from blockbuster producer Jerry Bruckheimer, in theaters May 28, 2010, and only we've got an exclusive look at new footage of a ripped Jake from the movie!
Much of the film was shot in the baking Moroccan desert and in London, and Jake trained for months to build and maintain his action-hero physique.
"I over-prepared myself because I never knew how much they were going to ask me to do, so I just made sure I'd be hopefully able to do anything," Jake told ET, saying with a shrug, "I guess I've gotten buff."
He added that when filming finally wraps, "It's going to turn into fat and I'm going to be happy."
In the sweeping fantasy-adventure Jake plays Dastan, a young Persian prince who must join forces with the beautiful and feisty princess Tamina ('Quantum of Solace' Bond girl Gemma Arterton) to prevent a villainous nobleman (Ben Kingsley) from possessing the Sands of Time -- a gift from the gods that can reverse time and allow its possessor to rule the world.
Watch ET for more 'Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time' exclusives!
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We would because we are clueless and tacky!
7:26: Isn't that the same footage that ET showed last year?
Jake and his work was in the spotlight after 2 years of reeking. Sorry, using Reeke to spoil that does not make sense unless it was Reese's stunt.
7:26: Isn't that the same footage that ET showed last year?
Yes, plus 5 seconds of new footage (Jake's abs).
Remember that twitter picture of the bitchface at the Pittsburgh airport?
What if Jake wanted out, wanted to use the publicity for himself and his movies? Reese visited in order to convince him to continue reeking and failed. Her and Jake's PR were working on the scenario for a nice break up but Reese decides to spoil Jake's Brothers moment. She also knows that Jake isn't going to talk about her so that is her chance go plant "girlfriend" quote, to "force" him to acknowledge the "relationship".
LOL!! If Reese was going to plant the GF quote she would have went to Us weekly, not some OZ tabloid, you are gibving her too much power.
The fact that People picked up that quote first makes the whole thing stink.
If anyone wanted out it was her, I think Jake and his rep were blindsighted and atre scrambling. I bet it was Carie and Co that put out those fake engagement rumors then doused them.
Poor Bubble boy hiding and shitting in his pants waiting for instructions, LOL!!
That quote sounds like something Mama would write.
The Revenge of the Beard... that would be fun!
The Revenge of the Beard... that would be fun!
Anyone who thinks the "breakup" was to give Brothers (and Avon) some PR is crazy. Brothers?! Give me a break. Brothers didn't and doesn't need that lame PR. What JAKE needed however, was to get out of the Reeke hotseat during the Brothers promos. The "breakup" paved the way for Brothers Reeke-free interviews, Reeke-free red carpet appearances and Reeke-free pap photo ops. Whether or not Jake will prefer to be Reeke-free from now on, or if he goes back to the Reeke routine until he puts it on hold again during POP promos, remains to be seen. But you guys who think the "breakup" was for the benefit of the Brothers movie box office - sorry but that's asinine. As if Sheridan, MacGuire, Portman, etc. thought that Jake "breaking up" with his beard would promote the movie. C'mon.
The "breakup" paved the way for Brothers Reeke-free interviews, Reeke-free red carpet appearances and Reeke-free pap photo ops.
^^Let me add to this. I think we all agree Reese has no fear when lying to improving her image. That whore will do anything, say anything, and use anyone. However IMO Jake has a better moral standard. Sure he might agree to be dragged around for coffee photo ops and shopping etc. so that viewers can come to their own conclusions, but IMO he definitely will not be an out-and-out liar like the beard, hence the "breakup" before he had to do Brothers promos and appearances. Jake is a good actor but he's smart enough to know he can't fake a romance with the beard that well, and IMO he's honest enough with himself and the ones he really cares about, not to.
LOL!!!!
New IHJ pics of Jakey's abs! New IHJ pics of Jakey's abs! I'm soooo excited! *faints*
I wonder if Jake knows people think he's gay and how he feels about that. Or if he knows that he's the front runner for Toothy? Or that people think he has a secret baby? What if he does know all of this and none of it is true? It's like being the kid in high school everyone starts rumors about and that kid has to walk around all time with people whispering around him or her. I don't know if Jake is gay or not I just wonder what all this does to his psyche.
People thinking Jake is gay must do alot for his psyche, hence the bearding for almost 3 years with Reese. He wants people to see him as the world's most straightest man.
Jake steps out without Reese — again!
Fueling more rumors of a split, Jake Gyllenhaal showed up dateless for the second time to present two awards at Spike TV’s Video Game Awards in LA on December 12. “He looked tired and expressionless,” an onlooker tells In Touch. “He stayed in his trailer for most of the night.” Earlier during the week, Jake arrived solo to support his sister Maggie at the LA premiere of Crazy Heart, where he stayed close to his family. Amid all the rumors, Jake did recently refer to Reese Witherspoon as his girlfriend during a press conference for his new film Brothers. Although both their reps have denied their split, the couple have not been spotted together since September. Reese, 33, met Jake, 28, while filming Rendition, and the pair confirmed their relationship in summer. "He's fabulous. He really is a fantastic guy." the actress said in the April 2009 issue of Elle. Reese separated from actor Ryan Phillippe in 2007, and they have two children together, Ava, 10, and Deacon, 6.
In Touch Weekly
If Reese was going to plant the GF quote she would have went to Us weekly, not some OZ tabloid, you are gibving her too much power.
This way People magazine and Us Weekly spinned that quote but can't be guilty of making it up. Win-win.
P.S. Helping some OZ tabloid to get publicity would be "giving her too much power"???
I wonder if Jake knows people think he's gay and how he feels about that. Or if he knows that he's the front runner for Toothy?
Yes and yes.
I think we all agree Reese has no fear when lying to improving her image. That whore will do anything, say anything, and use anyone. However IMO Jake has a better moral standard.
I agree.
When Reese described Jake as fabulous, the clock started ticking as loud as Big Ben. Could you imagine Reese describing Ryan as fabulous? That statement was one of Reese's rare slip-ups.
Even though I'm not as big of a fan of Jake's as of late, I have to admit he looks HOT in the new shirtless POP pics. Yes, sometimes I'm shallow like that. ;)
"I wonder if Jake knows people think he's gay and how he feels about that. Or if he knows that he's the front runner for Toothy?"
Of course he knows but don't worry he still can sleep!
Don't be naive, he uses gay rumours and toothy tale for his pub.
CDAN had a pic today of Jake at the VGAs. Only 1 reader made a comment about him and guess what it was: "Toothy looks good."
You can tell that Jake knows how attractive he is.
I'm fabulous and I love tomatoes and cucumbers!
4:04, bullshit. When I look in the mirror I still see a skinny nerdy kid in huge thick coke bottle glasses with acne wearing a Crest toothpaste costume. Really!
^^Yeah right, Jakey!
The nose job, sheep placenta skin facials, botox, wrinkle fillers, lip fillers, tooth implants, caps, teeth whiteners, waxing, lash enhancers...I don't notice those at all when I look in the mirror. All I see is an ugly guy!
Caught in the Act!
After watching sister Maggie's new movie Crazy Heart, Jake Gyllenhaal and mom Naomi grabbed dinner together at Kate Mantilini in Beverly Hills. "They seemed to enjoy their soup [since] it was cold outside," a fellow diner says, adding, "Jake was looking good and super-attentive to his mother."
People
Awww :)
Don't be naive, he uses gay rumours and toothy tale for his pub.
Give us an example.
Maybe the split story during Brother's release was about making old Jake's fans go to see the movie.
Apparently, it worked. But maybe it also means Jake's people realised he is not getting any "new" fans and that they better try to keep the old ones
Don't forget that Nat and Tobey have fans too. I don't think anyone went to see Brothers because he/she heard about Reeke split.
"Give us an example."
Independantly of his true sexuality
Jake gets the importance of the gay community in fandom and knows the benefits to play on the two boards:
he never denied anything,
never said a clear statment about his sexuality, keeps on the ambiguity, makes joke...
Yet he had the possibility to do it, not only during reeke time but also before during the "good old years" like you say. PR wasn't so embarrassed then!
I am sure he uses/used Reese for works and fame
But I wouldn't be surprise to know he and Ted work "hand in hand" to maintain the toothy suspens lol
Sorry but you all make me laught repeating endlessly how disturbing must be the rumours and Ted. Don't fool yourself.
Why do you think Ted planted his poor lame last BI about "how in love TT and GG still are" in full Brothers release? It's just good from time to time to recall some old loyal fans when we need them.
Congrats to Tobey!!! He got a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actor - Drama
Jake did say he is straight. He acts as the gay jokes on him aren't a big deal because he doesn't want to look as homophobic but he did afirm he is het.
That 2007 UK newspapaer interview? I'll have to check that again, he didn't make much sense.
Congrats to Tobey!!! He got a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actor - Drama
Good news for Brothers and Tobey, but I don't think he deserved it (based on reviews).
But I wouldn't be surprise to know he and Ted work "hand in hand" to maintain the toothy suspens lol
Every time you say this I say :
NONSENSE!
I'm also sure Jake doesn't care about Toothy mentions - there are millions of people who DON'T read Ted's column after all.
But he is NOT in cahoots with Ted.
Ted began Toothy Tales 9 months before BBM was released.
It was not Jake's idea, and it is not for pr.
Jake has never said he's straight. Ever.
^^
He said he NEVER felt attracted to a guy but he WOULDN´T have a problem whit it IF it happens to him some day. More or less what every het men says when want to sound straight and politicaly correct at the same time.
^^He did, at the BBM press conference in Toronto. He said that the love scenes weren't easy since he and Heath are straight.
I watched the whole thing a few years ago, but can't find the long version anymore, just the 6 mins at the beginning on youtube.
^^
He also said Heath was the first guy he ever kissed
he didn't say he was the last one,though...i give you that ;)
(that BBM promo was so full of shit)
^^Yup!
Jake promoting himself as 100% straight, michelle / Heath acting domestic bliss, Anne H. gushing about her perfect boyfriend....
I wonder if Ang Lee said he is not really chinese.
I'm Taiwanese.
The new ab POP pics have been up at IHJ for about 1 day. Guess how many views for the most popular one? Right now, 59. Whoopee. Jake's fans have seriously dropped off.
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59 is not such a small number, give them time!! ;)
59 not a small number?! There's tons of old pics of Jake that have thousands of views, some even tens of thousands. Reeke-era, he was extremely lucky to get 500. Now even half-naked ab-glorious pics take over a day to reach 100 views. Jake really fucked up with Reeke, and more ways than one.
And the 100 views are from the people who have Jake blogs and needed to post the photos.
I just had to do it and see what they're saying at GB about Reeke. Hardly anyone is talking about it, and the few who are go on at length about what an unreliable source People is, and how much better US Weekly is. And they're hanging their hats on the fact that their reps denied the breakup.
I always find it amusing how they just ignore things like that, not to mention their ever-increasing list of sources they're not supposed to read or believe.
However, they have all worked up quite a rage over Jake not getting a GG nomination.
GB thinks reeking is good for Jake?! Stupid bitches.
Of course they do. And they used to go on at length about Reese when new photos of her would come out, talking about her outfits and how happy she looks. Now not a word about her. :-D
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