December 11, 2009
Something our dear, closeted Toothy Tile most certainly does not share with his also-in-the-closet brethren like Lloyd Boy-Toyed, Crotch Uh-Lastic and Jackie Bouffant is a virtual cornucopia of straight buds.
I don't mean the pretend kind, but the ones you never see Toothy photographed with. Yeah, you heard me right: These are heterosexual bros with whom Toothy loves to shoot the shit, have a few brews, talk about the broads, all that 100-percent-cotton American man stuff Toothy just can't seem to let go from his, like, totally gay life.
OK, it's cool, I have tons (maybe a few) gay friends who are completely into the SUVs/watching sports/unshowered thing, maybe it's not so completely weird that Toothy's wired that way a little, too?
But what's wacko is when these boy-buds o' Toothy's start, shockingly...
...coming to the put-upon pooftah's defense! At parties! At bars! At ball games! At beach barbecues! It's getting friggin' hi-larious!
And no, these dudes who actually do know Toothy rather well are not defending Mr. Tile's very publicized fauxmance and whether or not it's legitimate, hardly.
Nope, instead, they're busy saying, as of late, that Toothy and his man are doin' just fine, thank you, and further more, "They're the real thing." These het amigos like to tell this to anybody who starts talking crap about their good friend.
Backstabbing gossip gets these hetero friends of Toothy's so very riled up, they've lately been stating how "in love" Mr. and Mr. Toothy Tile happen to be right now. So there!
Wow. With friends like that, who needs gossip columns? But ain't it nice to now how truly true-blue Toothy is?
I knew it all along, didn't you?
I mean, come on, I would never have given a hateful scum-schmuck such press. Toothy's cool. Just currently a bit lost.
And It Ain't: James Marsden, Kellan Lutz, Javier Bardem
Source: Ted Casablanca's Blind Vice, Straight Dude Buds Stand Up Tall for Toothy Tile
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LOL! Someone should make a t-shirt out of this. ;)
Ted is supposed to have info about everything and everyone but is unable to say if a split is real or not...
What is your problem? You need Ted to tell you that Jake is gay?
Shit....MORE POP pics at IHJ.
He's very pretty in this movie. But I'm still not sure he should have done it. I'm curious how this one will turn out.
Well, now the babblers are tripping all over each other to say they just knew something was "off" and that there must really be a breakup; they've also turned on Reese and are blaming her for leaking the first story the same week as Brothers opened.
Yes, she did that on purpose. Reese Witherspoon is a piece of trash.
You need Ted to tell you that Jake is gay?
Most of the time there's really no way to know if a man is gay or not. There are effeminate hets and gays or butch hets and gays out there.
Most of the time there's really no way to know if a man is gay or not.
Jake is gay, reeking told us so.
Well, now the babblers are tripping all over each other to say they just knew something was "off" and that there must really be a breakup; they've also turned on Reese and are blaming her for leaking the first story the same week as Brothers opened.
Yes, she did that on purpose. Reese Witherspoon is a piece of trash.
Who cares what stupid babblers say?
But yeah, Witherspoon probably did it on purpose (the same gal that most of the babblers once wanted him to get marry to and have children with her (rolling my eyes)).
"What is your problem? You need Ted to tell you that Jake is gay?"
yes I need ted to tell me jake and austin are a happy married couple with a lovely kid of 2 years.
"most of the babblers once wanted him to get marry to and have children with her (rolling my eyes))."
most of babblers coul care less about reesy, they dream on to get married to him and have his children
Fake Couple Jake and Reese Fake Break-Up, Jake is Fake Heartbroken
Aw, well, that was a fun little game while it lasted, wasn’t it?
I am hesitant to even report on this “break-up” because I think we all knew that the whole “Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating” thing was a massive ruse dreamed up by some managers or PR people somewhere to give their clients a sense of normalcy in the press. I don’t know if you are all as in to the whole blind item scene as much as I am, but just in case, scroll through the archives of “Toothy Tile” on Blind Items Exposed and catch up for a second. Toothy Tile has been rumored to be Jake forever and pretty much everyone beside Jake has been eliminated by E! gossip gal Ted Casablanca at some point or another (please note how he refers to them as “cute-in-public”.)
Reese was Jake’s temporary beard, if you believe these sorts of things (and I very much do.) He’ll get set up with another KiKi Dunst or Reese just like he’s always been in a couple months and he and his boyfriend can continue to live life privately and at their own pace. However, if you buy the hot pile of crap that Us Weekly is selling this week, you’ll see that Jake’s not dealing so well with the seperation from the woman he’s probably never even seen naked:
After nearly three years together, Reese Witherspoonand Jake Gyllenhaal called it quits in early December. “It broke his heart,” an insider reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly.
A source close to Gyllenhaal, 29, explains that the once-golden couple “fought constantly in the past few months,” and that the relationship concluded over a series of phone calls.
Adds another source, “No one cheated. There was no drama.”
Here’s where I’d normally make a statement about how this probably sucks for them but it sounds like they’re handling it maturely and I hope that this doesn’t take any toll on Reese’s kids, who were supposedly close to Jake. HOWEVER! I don’t believe a word of it! Never have! They’re just two good-looking people linked up by Hollywood to have their photos taken. If you’re attractive, famous and you can stand the person you’re supposed to hang out with, you’d be stupid not to do this unless you’re George Clooney. Then you just fuck whatever walks your way, especially if it’s me that’s walking his way. Wait, what?
Point is: I’m pretty sure Jake, his boyfriend, Reese and the kids are all going to come away from this just fine and having received exactly the right amount of press to make it worth it.
The Evil Beet
Babblers are good fans. Jake could be "dating" a drugged out serial killer but they would still coo and say nothing bad about Jake.
Fake Couple Jake and Reese Fake Break-Up, Jake is Fake Heartbroken
LOL
Babblers are good fans.
Babblers are brainless fans. It is possible to be a good fan and use your brain.
No it isn't!
X17 XCLUSIVE - Suddenly Single Reese Witherspoon Snaps At Photographers!
Uh oh! Looks like that breakup is really taking a toll on Reese Witherspoon!
We caught the actress at the Tavern in Brentwood last night, and the usually sweet and reserved Oscar winner just about lost it when she exited the restaurant. Not only did she hurl insults at the photographers, but she flashed us some major crazy face as well!
An X17 photog on the scene tells X17online exclusively:
"I've never seen Reese behave like this before. The things that were coming out of her mouth...it was almost comical in nature. But then I felt bad for her because it looks like her breakup from Jake Gyllenhaal is really starting to get to her."
Aww, maybe someone needs to stay in for a while?
x17online
Us Weekly fiction on JJ
Just Jared - Details Behind The Jake/Reese Split
JJ has a cover with J&R on US Weekly. What happened to Jake's career since hooking up with Reese? His private life completely overshadowed his career, which was very respecatable up until Rendition.
He's a good actor and should be known for that, not for the women he's (or not) dating. :(
Best Picture: The Hurt Locker
Best Director: Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
Best Actor: Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
Best Actress: Yolande Moreau, Seraphine
Best Supporting Actor: Christoper Waltz, Inglorious Basterds
Best Supporting Actress: Mo'Nique, Precious
Best Animated Film: The Fantastic Mr. Fox
http://www.lafca.net/news.html
Maybe Reese is pissed in those photos because one of the cheeky paps approached her and said 'Hi Reese, how's the Beard'.
Seriously would anyone not put it past them, then spin it like a love story?
Hope it's true anyways, it was a shocking fauxmance/waste of time.
Natalie Portman was nominated for Best Supporting Actress by the Chicago Film Critics Association, for your information.
I don't care what paps did, whatever they did the bitch deserved it. Plus I love to see Reese pissed off, lol.
Natalie Portman was nominated for Best Supporting Actress by the Chicago Film Critics Association, for your information.
Nice :)
Not only did she hurl insults at the photographers, but she flashed us some major crazy face as well!
LOL! Reese is a professional phony but she can't pretend all the time!
Tobey and Nat, so now it's Jake's turn for some nice nomination :)
Update via io9 - SOURCE CODE starts filming this March w/Jake Gyllenhaal as its star. Read the script: http://bit.ly/5Eetqf
I think Jake and Reese are happy it's over. They both look better and happier now.
I'm 100% sure that Jake is happy, not sure about Reese.
They both look better and happier now.
LOL, you obviously didn't read 5:36 PM post.
"The Oscar winning actress reportedly felt “like she wasn’t giving her kids enough [energy]” because of her relationship with Jake, the source told the mag."
I kind of feel like that her people kept reading how she spent no time with her kids and had to fix that image.
*cries* Gosh darn. Now I have to find a new fake boyfriend who is young, drop-dead gorgeous, can give Oscar-winning photo op performances, doesn't mind doing PR 4x a week, will do anything I say, loves to be bossed around, wants to kiss me and hold me in public for the cameras, doesn't mind having his balls cut off, and is terrified of being outed. Maybe I should check out the cast of Twilight or one of those vampire shows.
jimfarrellxx: RT @sbellelauren: ... this salad i made is the best thing i've ever put in my mouth. only because i haven't dated jake gyllenhaal (yet)
Idk about twitters on Reese but Jake is getting mucho coverage. Sesame Street, POP ab pics and vid and the breakup - everyone is talking about how adorable, sexy and single he is. This is the best PR he's had in years.
There are many options of beards for Jake,but who could be a possible candidate for Reese?? Who is hot in HW right now? I can´t think of anybody...
everyone is talking about how adorable, sexy ... he is
That part has nothing to do with the breakup - it is about Kimmel show, Brothers, Sesame Street and POP abs.
Who is hot in HW right now?
Hot?!? You mean who is broke right now!
That part has nothing to do with the breakup - it is about Kimmel show, Brothers, Sesame Street and POP abs.
Learn to read 7:44. I said:
Sesame Street, POP ab pics and vid and the breakup - everyone is talking about how adorable, sexy and single he is.
Sesame Street = adorable
POP ab pics and vid = sexy
breakup = single
^^Jake has 3 PR topics going and is getting 3 reactions - adorable, sexy and single. Makes for a good rounded fan base.
"Hot?!? You mean who is broke right now!"
So true, lol.
Learn to read 7:44.
You first :)
everyone is talking about how adorable, sexy ... he is
That part has nothing to do with the breakup - it is about Kimmel show, Brothers, Sesame Street and POP abs.
Sorry, actually Jake has 4 PR topics going - Brothers is one I forgot. Brothers is bringing him the "good actor" buzz from the public.
Between relating to kids and being adorable, POP ab sexy, a good actor and available, Jake is appealing to most everybody.
Yes, there are a lot of nice tweets and some bad tweets - good start of PR recovery.
7:44, for the last time. I NEVER said that adorable/sexy was part of the breakup. Sheesh. I only said that the single part was. Again, please follow the chronological order of the events and how they match up, in order, with the reactions, in my sentence structure:
Sesame Street, POP ab pics and vid and the breakup - everyone is talking about how adorable, sexy and single he is.
Sesame Street (first event)
adorable (first description of reaction)
POP ab pics and vid (second event)
sexy (second description of reaction)
breakup (third event)
single (third description of reaction)
7:44, stop being obtuse.
notonmylevel: http://twitpic.com/ttaf1 - Spotted Jake Gyllenhaal while dining at Ammo's. My co-worker has the biggest crush! .jpg
15 minutes ago
Ammo's in Hollywood, great place to dine;)
7:44, stop being obtuse.
Huh? I'm just commenting and adding info because there were a lot of tweets about Brothers and Kimmel.
Post Reeke I hope we get more pics of Jake with Atticus. I always got the feeling the beard didn't like his dog. OTOH I always got the feeling Atti didn't like her too much either, lol. One thing about pets: they always know who's good and who's bad. Must be their instinct. I just hope Jake didn't neglect Atticus for bearding. A pet's life is too short to waste doing crap spending time with users and idiots.
Jake loves Atti, he tolerated the beard.
I'm just commenting and adding info
Well tbh the way you commented had a critical, put-down tone, like you were correcting me. I don't like that and I doubt anyone wants their comments to be treated as such. Maybe next time add an "I agree" and then say you're adding info to the comment. Saying you agree, helps the original commenter to understand that their quote is not being criticized.
Sorry for the unsolicited advice but you have to understand that I felt like I was being corrected on my own comment. Unless you make it clear that you agree with the comment and want to add something to it, then you can't fault the OP for being defensive. Sorry for the rant.
Spotted Jake Gyllenhaal while dining at Ammo's
Bitch better be getting something for me or else I'm gonna bite his bony little ass when he gets home.
Sorry 8:31 PM, I'll try to be more careful and nice next time :)
What?! I have beautiful bubble butt!
Greatest, Gayest Album Ever Made
LOL:
Bowie paraphrased by a commenter: 'I tend to view myself as straight, but then I go on tour, and I get to Japan. And they have those Japanese boys...
7:44, I'll try to be less quick to jump in and fight, lol.
Greatest, Gayest Album Ever Made
im sorry, but what makes an album or song gay? wat??
Having sexual relations with an album or song of the same gender. duh.
^^^ ONTD comments
...
Jake Gyllenhaal Gets One Step Closer To Becoming Every Blind Item Ever
Fake Couple Jake and Reese Fake Break-Up, Jake is Fake Heartbroken
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Thanks for posting 'we never bought Reeke BS' articles :)
I just went on DC and someone just posted her silly wish--now that Jake is single again--maybe he can hook up with...Michelle! I'm surprised more people haven't been posting that...
I think Jake will be filming Source Code in the NY/NJ area.
"itherspoon struggled to quell her doubts about his suitability as a stepfather and long-term partner. "She really worried that they didn't have enough in common," "
I thought he was fabulous and supportive. Doesn't she know he shouldn't try to be a stepfather before being their friend. This is such bull, this is so her PR BS or script she turned down. And the story about her being mean to the paps, well they you ask everyday people who have been around her and then America would know their sweetheart is a real bitch and a liar. YOu if this is a setup for an engagement I will be so disappointed in Jake as a human being.
^^they should ask
She ust gets me so mad I can't type, she always has since she was a kid. She was fake then as she is now. She's always acting, she can never be real.
She ust gets me so mad I can't type
Sorry but LOL
Jake please come out so I have a chance to be your husband.
Jake please come out so I have a chance to be your wife.
Jake, we here at WFT have always supported your gayness. The least you can do to repay us for suffering thru watching the last three years of bearding misery is give us the, what is it, eight by now, diamond engagement rings you bought during the fauxmance. I'm sure they are gorgeous, huge, worth a lot and nonrefundable. So send them over here, okay? As your last original eight fans, we will appreciate and enjoy wearing them for years to come.
Does anyone one think Jake's merkin talk was to get even with Reese? She screwed up his Brothers opening so he got the word merkin in our heads.
She may be (was) his beard, but he's (was) her merkin.
Reese, the murky merkin midget.
LOL even inanimate objects are giving Jake high-fives for dumping the beard.
High five?! I was offering him a red-hot handjob!
I just went on DC and someone just posted her silly wish--now that Jake is single again--maybe he can hook up with...Michelle! I'm surprised more people haven't been posting that...
I think Jake will be filming Source Code in the NY/NJ area.
He and Michelle would make a nice looking couple. I always felt he and Michelle fit better and Heath & Anne H. instead.
BUT, obstacle one, there's a huge possibility that Jake is gay as a goose, second, if he is straight/bi, I'd rather he hooked up with a single woman w/o children. Of course it'd be nice if he stayed in touch with the goddaughter (if he wants to, it's his decision).
Source Code - I read it is going to be filmed in Canada.
overyourself: @theawfultruth - do u think hollywood will ever get over the gay leading man thing. Thanks for reading. Love ur column :)
theawfultruth: @overyourself uh, no, is that too simple an answer?
nic875: @theawfultruth LOL. Have you seen this ? Found the link on E!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrmUfYKYXbM
theawfultruth: @nic875 I know, hysterical. Do you know #Jake has more charm with that octopus than he ever did with #Reese?
Emony: Oh glorious day! @Gossipcop says "true" this time! RT @theawfultruth: Love all this "breaking" news #Jake and #Reese not a couple anymore..
theawfultruth: @Emony Oh E was true ages ago!
Ted's twitter
theawfultruth should be called theearlytruth.
"theearlytruth."
quite the contrary in fact
Jake and Michelle, what strange idea!
Did anyone see Ted's latest? Since when has Jake had "someone waiting in the wings?"
don't you think "waiting in the wings" is a reference to Toothy's bf Grey Goose?
goose......wings....get it?
Ted don't think jake will stay single for the public eyes
Source Code - I read it is going to be filmed in Canada.
They mentioned East Europe, too.
Ted don't think jake will stay single for the public eyes
Jake can stay single for a long time after this "heartbreaking split".
He will til Prince of Persia cause the Dysney strategy is to make him desirable for girls and boys!
A single hot Jake is more attractive than a boring attached Jake.
Source Code - I read it is going to be filmed in Canada.
They mentioned East Europe, too.
Oops, sorry, East Europe was mentioned for the Moon Project.
LOL even inanimate objects are giving Jake high-fives for dumping the beard.
The crosswalk sign is volunteering to be the next beard.
Jake and Michelle, what strange idea!
If he were interested in women too, it wouldn't be so strange.
Whether he's gay, bi, straight - it will never happen anyway. We don't even know if they are still in touch.
Jake should go out with young, free people (men, women) and have fun. And Michelle should hook up with Ryan Gosling (which could really happen).
New Jake candids:
ihj
Morning Piss: What Would Toothy Tile Do?
Of course, we've been talking about it for ages, how Gyllenspoon had all the sexuality and warmth of a microwaved, day-old mocha latte.
And now, sadly, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have officially parted company.
Well, according to our inside Jake and Reese sources, this already happened so long ago you might even say they were practically never together! But maybe that's taking things too far—you know how we gossips can exaggerate.
Much more important is timing:
Why in the ef did Gyllenspoon pull this split stunt right before Jake's Prince of Persia, the girliest he-man movie ever made, is about to arrive?
I mean, come on: Even Toothy Tile—our Blind Vice superstar who knows a thing or two about spinning love and romance to help his career—knows that you gotta have a girl by your side to help sell a flick that ticket buyers are supposed to stuff down their gullets with Milk Duds, right?
Toothy never would have pulled such a dumb maneuver as leaving his fake GF right before he had a movie coming out—come on, get real.
Tile would have kept it going just long enough to sell that stinker in the press, then split with the "girlfriend" discreetly on down the line. Who the hell's going to go as Jake's People magazine-adoring dream date, now?
That stupid undersea creature Jake just appeared on Sesame Street with while, ironies of ironies mind you, helping to explain the word separate is another media misfire T.T. would never have been caught dead—or lisping—doing?
Actually that escort makes perfect sense to moi, as the damn octopus had tons more chemistry with Gyllenhaal than Witherspoon ever did. Does that make me a cold fish to say?
The Awful Truth
Sounds to me like Ted is putting to rest the Jake is Toothy Tile rumors with his latest.
Ted is being sarcastic. It's Ted outing Jake as Toothy.
I'm confuced, how is Ted outing him? What does Ted want to say? I don't understand!
Is this the first time Ted puts Toothy & Jake names in the same post?
I think the post is ironic and it’s Ted’s way of outing Jake as Toothy without actually saying it. I think that the meaning of the post is that Jake/Toothy can behave in an unpredictable way. He did an action that goes against what he was supposed to do as a closeted star: remain with the beard until PoP. Isn’t this unpredictable behaviour that goes against what he is supposed to do what made Toothy famous? The timing of the break up is surprising. Ted had a Toothy blind item in October saying that Toothy was fed up of his beard and threatening his people with outing himself. I guess he won’t out himself but breaking up the bearding arrangement was his way to rebel.
Sounds to me like Ted is putting to rest the Jake is Toothy Tile rumors with his latest.
Are some people born without an irony detector?
Ted is being very bold here. He's basically saying Jake is Toothy. Not the opposite!
It's the end. ted just said Jake is toothy.
But why is Toothy's break up unpredictable, didn't Ted predict Reeke will break up time and again, after they started dating?
"Is this the first time Ted puts Toothy & Jake names in the same post?"
I think he did it before but not as bold as this time. I remember he once posted a question about what Toothy think of Gyllenspoon or something like that.
^he also had one not long ago about if Jake and Toothy known each other.
October 20, 2009
Dear Ted:
Has Jake Gyllenhaal ever met Toothy Tile? Do they have friends in common perhaps?
–Truthseeker
Dear Small Town:
Of course, it's Hollywood.
Some of the comments on Ted's post say that it's Ted is not only outing Jake but saying that it was Reese who broke it off. This is why Ted says Toothy would have never done that, because she did it.
Ted is right. The timing of the split is very strange. I believe some major problem happened and the bearding arragement went to shit very fast without giving enough time for their PR to come out with a descent breakup story.
I think Reese got mad that she was the one doing all the lies and gushing while Jake played it safe in his silent and private attitude. The People split story was HER plant to make Jake take a desition and all she got from him was a shy,stupid "girlfriend" reference in a barely known Australian magazine.He didn't even said he was happily having a relationship, he talked about her puting her at the same level as Maggie and her niece, instead of the hot gf, Jake made her looks like some woman with children that he was fond of and nothing more. Is there a bigger turn off than that?
So, my take is that this bearding contract end pretty bad and i would´t be surprised if Reese PR starts planting stories about Jake to make him look like an ass.
If Jake thought he would come out clean from the bearding then i think is possible there is another thing coming from him
8:34 I agree with you. Her PR wrote in the US Weekly article that she doubted Jake's skills as a father and if he was apt to be her kids’ stepfather. This was totally unnecessary and only there to make Jake looks bad. The ‘not ready to get married after 100 proposals’ and ‘Jake being heartbroken’ part was enough. Adding the lack of skills as a father and implying he is immature smells of revenge.
What an idiot for associating himself with bitch Reese Witherspoon. All possible future backlash (trash talk from her side etc.) would serve him right.
Regarding his career, I still hope that Nailed won't turn out a flop and that his career will became as solid again like it was pre Reeke/Rendition.
^^
Wow! I totally forgot about Nailed!! ;DDD
Reese who broke it off? But ted said after the first break new it wasn't her decision.
I think Ted is saying that Jake broke the bearding off before it was supposed to end (after PoP).
Ted changes his story every other day. ;)
"I think Ted is saying that Jake broke the bearding off before it was supposed to end (after PoP)
he said Toothy would never do that.
Even Lainey doesn't buy the US Weekly story of Jake/Reese's breakup:
"Kinda not buying that it was “cold feet” that eventually led to the demise of Reese & Jakey. Us Magazine reports that Reese supposedly felt pressured to marry, that Jakey wanted “all of her”, but that she wasn’t ready, and furthermore she wasn’t sure if “they had enough in common”. Well it’s not like she had a lot in common with her club-happy philandering ex husband either. More on this later."
It's so obvious that Reese is the one that broke it off it's not even funny.
Ted changes his stories because he is clueless and he writes what TT fans wsnt to hear or assume: That he broke it off which is absurd I don't care how annoyed he was becomong. All he had to do is show up for photo ops until May.
Whatever happened, she decided to end it IMO and leaked it to People, that would explain why his rep was the first to deny it, they were causght off-guard. Later on their reps were on the same page.
You are right in saying that was a lame-ass response at the press conference, I bet that's when she an her rep went to Us.
Ted has no idea when it actually ended, People say around Thanksgiving, Us says the first week in Dec. Ted says along time ago because there have been no pap pics of them in months, obviously he is clueless about their filming schedules.
Jake had no control over what went down .
Knowing Ted C's lingo and how he expresses himself, I suspect his latest Morning P*ss is loaded with hidden clues and underlying meanings.
Can someone with brains and who is a native English speaker figure it out?
Just to pick a few hints that stuck, there must be something to this, but what;
"you gotta have a girl by your side to help sell a flick that ticket-buyers are supposed to stuff down their gullets with Milk-Duds, right?"
Milk- duds?
"another media misfire TT would never have been caught dead—or lisping—doing)?"
What´s with the lisping?
"Does that make me a cold fish to say?"
It's so obvious that Reese is the one that broke it off it's not even funny.
I'm sure Jake dumped the beard - yogurt pictures and Reese's PR stunt 5 days before Brothers release.
What are those "yogurt" pictures everybody is talking about? I dont remember that! Can somebody describe them?
Whatever happened, she decided to end it IMO and leaked it to People, that would explain why his rep was the first to deny it, they were causght off-guard.
They were caught off-guard because Reese broke the agreement - to announce the split after Brothers.
Jake finished the fauxmance and all Reese could was try to spoil his first spotlight after two years, by turning Jake's publicity into Reeke speculations.
"Ted has no idea when it actually ended, People say around Thanksgiving, Us says the first week in Dec. Ted says along time ago because there have been no pap pics of them in months, obviously he is clueless about their filming schedules."
What Ted is saying is ironic and not literal. He says it happened so long ago that it's as if the relationship never existed. It's sarcasm, not facts:
Well, according to our inside Jake and Reese sources, this already happened so long ago you might even say they were practically never together! But maybe that's taking things too far—you know how we gossips can exaggerate.
yes I think it's her who broke it off too. And in the last shopping pics of Jake that nobody analysed (curiously) he doesn't appear "full of joy" like some would expect!
What are those "yogurt" pictures everybody is talking about?
Pictures from September, Jake ignoring Reese and her kids. Will try to find link with all pics.
^^
Could be, but to be honest,i think Reese is too much of a professional to do something like that,no matter how vindictive she might feel.
Rememeber that her fall out with Ryan was very huge,but somehow, she managed to be semingly graceful about it (at least in the eyes of the media).
Jake must have heavy artillery against Reese too,same as Ryan, so she can´t totally release her iner bitch on them as much as she wants to.
oh my...is this reeking shit ever gonna end :(
"What are those "yogurt" pictures everybody is talking about? I dont remember that! Can somebody describe them?"
It was the last Reeke photo op: IHJ - yogurt pictures
"What Ted is saying is ironic and not literal. He says it happened so long ago that it's as if the relationship never existed. It's sarcasm, not facts:"
At this point we know it's never a matter of facts with Ted.
Rememeber that her fall out with Ryan was very huge,but somehow, she managed to be semingly graceful about it (at least in the eyes of the media).
Reese is smart enough not to attack Ryan because SHE would look like a loser who spent 7 years with a jerk. But she is a piece of trash who arranged Us Weekly Reeke cover and her new house pictures to appear few days before Ryan and Abbie's Stop-Loss release day.
This blind item from Ted posted October 2 had info about Toothy being fed up with the bearding and predicted that he was about to crack up. Then there is this 'sudden' break up. I think Jake was the one who broke the arrangement earlier than planned.
Blind Item:
•Toothy's current and arranged girlfriend is starting to "really get on his nerves," particularly when she cleans up after Toothy, who's apparently a bit of a clumsy eater.
•Toothy's getting fed up with having to keep his (currently reinvented) relationship with Grey Goose in the dark and is threatening his publicists and hangers-on with outing both himself and Grey which would then, ironically, ruin Grey's own beard relationship, not that anybody really cares, so never mind.
•Toothy's been heard complaining to his advisers that the Biz angle they've chosen for him is not exactly panning out, so "what has it been for?," as Toothy has cried.
•Toothy's so frustrated by being a nonperson, as it were (and how he deems it, quite unlike many other fellow Hollywood celebs who are perfectly happy to sell their empty souls to the tabloid devil), he's become unnaturally obsessed with his abs, a subject years prior, when he was happier with Grey, he didn't give an ef about.
Blind Vice: Toothy Trading Coke for Cracking Up?
It was the last Reeke photo op: IHJ - yogurt pictures
Here you have pictures without Jake, pics that can't be found in IHJ gallery - scroll to the bottom :
thefashionspot - yogurt pictures
I think Jake was the one who broke the arrangement earlier than planned.
DUH!
10:22 AM
^^
ITA! But this just means she can put her real feelings on hold and act with her PR mind instead of her heart.
That's why I feel so strange she pulled out the split plant on People, ruining Jake's time in the spotlight and then making the magz portrait him as a total loser who was practically OBSESSED with her to the point of give her an ULTIMATUM on marriage!
IDK,I would have thought she would be more practical and cold.After all, Jake could come up with some shit on her too,if she push too much... Im not sure if Reeke is really over yet.
So why Ted doesn't follow his own word ?
I'm not sure what Ted is saying and implying in the latest TT/Jake post, I need more time to study it :)
Anonymous said...
I'm not sure what Ted is saying and implying in the latest TT/Jake post, I need more time to study it :)
December 17, 2009 10:43 AM
9:58 AM says;
In your own time, and thanks in advance =)!
New interview with the "girlfriend" quote:
Is he competitive with his sibling, Maggie?
"I don't read her scripts or give her ideas and she doesn't to me either. Occasionally, we did in the past, but our interest is more in having a relationship as a family. She has a daughter now and that's more important to me than our performances."
And what about having a family of his own? "I exist in my girlfriend's world and then also in my sister's world in different ways," he sighs. "The responsibilities are not really the same that they are for biological parents, but it's opened my heart up to things that are really important in the world."
Herald.ie
^the interview also talks about Jake's reputation for being difficult to work with and mentions how hurt and defensive Jake acts when he was asked about it.
Toothy's so frustrated by being a nonperson, as it were (and how he deems it, quite unlike many other fellow Hollywood celebs who are perfectly happy to sell their empty souls to the tabloid devil)
Sounds like Toothy is finally coming back around to truth, justice, and the American way.
Good for you dude! This would largely restore my faith in humanity, despite Maine and New York.
The end of Reese & Jake…?
All tabloids and gossip outlets seem to be in agreement this week as opposed to two weeks ago when the break up reports initially leaked. People Magazine led the way originally, refuted by Gossip Cop because the publicists at the time were denying it, but now confirmed by Gossip Cop because the publicists probably don’t mind anymore…
Us Weekly is featuring the split on its latest cover. According to Us, Jakey wanted to marry Reese but she felt pressured and they fought and then they ended it over the phone. Supposedly Reese isn’t sure if J is suited to her children. Or something. The bottom line, if you believe the magazine, is that Reese drove the separation and now Jake is heartbroken.
Or not.
And no, this has nothing to do with gayness. It has everything to do however with the fact that she’s a humourless bitch. An alternate interpretation for the end of the relationship, according to my sources, is that Jake was done with her tight ass. “She’s just not that much fun and he used to be a really fun guy.” Sounds about right. She’d probably sit stonefaced through this: Jake Gyllenhaal So Funny
But you know what I always say: gossip is a buffet. So here are your three choices:
- Reese no love Jakey
- Jakey is so gay
- Jakey no love Reese
I pick #3. You?
Lainey
^the interview also talks about Jake's reputation for being difficult to work with and mentions how hurt and defensive Jake acts when he was asked about it.
^^^^^^^^
"There are all these interesting rumours that fly around about Tobey Maguire and myself and it was so long ago at this point. Our relationship on Brothers definitely was awkward, but respectful as a result," he eventually admits.
"Things unsaid went into the process of making this movie. I admire Tobey's career, I always have. But there was undoubtedly competition and people have mistaken me for him throughout the years. But I'm always game for complications, and this was one that Jim helped engineer."
Given how critical he is of Sheridan's working style, would he work with him again? "Oh yes, definitely," he says emphatically. And given how difficult Sheridan admits to having found Gyllenhaal to work with, does he think he would get asked back onto one of Sheridan's sets. The question really bothers him.
"What do you mean by that? I have great respect for Jim and it's important that you respect someone's work. The work is not always the same as who they are as a person and navigating that is always difficult and there are lots of different egos and personalities in this business," he says, seeming both hurt and defensive. "I don't mean to wear the fact that I like to challenge people as a badge of honour. I think that's something I've moved beyond.
"I was born into the film industry and all of us grow up thinking we have a perspective on film-making that's different from the job. But only very recently I realised that film-making is a collaborative process. When I was younger I had an idea that I was the actor there to do the job.
"For somebody who's gotten to the place where they are directing or writing a movie, they have to have a pretty interesting personality to be doing that. So I realise now that I am in service of somebody else's vision and I think it's changed the whole situation."
And given how difficult Sheridan admits to having found Gyllenhaal to work with...
I obviously missed such quotes from Sheridan.
So the Grazia quotes were true and not made up, they just plucked thst quote and rsn with it becasue of the break rumors.
More proof that Reese pulled the plug on it, he had no reason to refer to his GF when asked that question, he could have jsut said his sister.
Jake pulled the plug.
Jake was selling straight image for 2 years but never mentioned beard's name or said anything about the beard.
11:37 AM
Why would Reese pull the plug weeks before Thanksgiving, Jake's birthday, Christmas and New Year? Reese suddenly stopped being practical publicity whore?
If that Herald interview is true, Jake truly is the Princess of Persia. What a pompous little diva. No wonder his pr doesn't let him do many off-the-cuffs. He only "very recently" realised that film-making is a collaborative process? A guy born into the industry? lmfao!
I know Fincher lost his patience, but the question is, how on earth did Ang and Heath put up with him?
We know that Fincher and Jake are good, so Jake must have enough redemption qualities :)
The interview is true. It's from an Irish Newspaper.
Herald.ie=Ireland's Evening Herald newspaper online
The 'girlfriend' quote was probably used at the Brothers press conference with the foreign press. This is why Grazia Australia had it.
11:41: Well he mentioned the beard then after 2 years.
A desperate attempt to plug up the leak and it failed. Talking about his GF like they were still together, LOL!
That interview is from Dec 3, Reeke were "officially together".
how on earth did Ang and Heath put up with him?
I don't know about Ang but he liked Heath very much so he must have treated him extra special ;)
We know that Fincher and Jake are good, so Jake must have enough redemption qualities :)
I think Jake is a good person and all people can appreciate that.
Hmmm... rumors abound that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese have split up because Jake's dating a skinny European BOY! (well, "man" I guess)
Bio Chopper reporter/photog living in Houston, TX.
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Jake's dating a skinny European boy???
^That twitter is a guess from this blind item. It's probably about Leo DiCaprio or Clooney:
He has Boy Shipped to Los Angeles
BlindGossip – This A list actor has always dated the most beautiful girls in the world. These girls are his beards. He actually prefers skinny boys. His latest flame is a boy who was involved in a European scandal involving starlets, drugs and high class prostitution. Scandal Boy recently shipped out to Los Angeles so that he could be at the beck and call of our actor.
blind gossip
Oh.
Thanks 12:25 PM!
Leo is dating a skinny European boy???
Most beautiful girls in the world = models = Leo.
I thought he were back with Bar!
Leo is bi!
" know Fincher lost his patience, but the question is, how on earth did Ang and Heath put up with him"
He keeps good relations with fincher and I never heard Ang or Heath saying bad things about him.
He keeps good relations with fincher and I never heard Ang or Heath saying bad things about him.
There were rumors Finch and Jake had some problems. An interviewer asked Ruffalo (sp?) about it and he said that Fincher doesn't like his actors to be unprepared...
Ang Lee liked both boys. And Heath and Jake seemed to like each other A LOT.
There were rumors Finch and Jake had some problems. An interviewer asked Ruffalo (sp?) about it and he said that Fincher doesn't like his actors to be unprepared...
Jake did that event thing for Fincher and GG announcement for Fincher's movie - Jake and Fincher are fine.
Jake did that event thing for Fincher and GG announcement for Fincher's movie - Jake and Fincher are fine.
True. If they had some problems it looks like they got over it now. :)
he had no reason to refer to his GF when asked that question, he could have jsut said his sister.
Perhaps. But remember one very important thing: closeted gays, especially ones in the public eye, have learned to automatically change the gender of their hidden significant others, sex buddies, dates and even friends when mentioning them. For a closeted gay gay, "he" becomes "she" and "his" turns into "hers" in everyday conversation with people not in the know. And yes, "boyfriend" morphs into "girlfriend." For the closeted gay, it's a matter of self-preservation. Closeted, image-controlled Jake talking about existing in a significant other's world? Of course he's going to say girlfriend.
chrisatyoursix
Is Chris cute? He can be at my six anytime!
"Closeted, image-controlled Jake talking about existing in a significant other's world? Of course he's going to say girlfriend."
lol
- Reese no love Jakey
- Jakey is so gay
- Jakey no love Reese
I pick #3. You?
Awww, Lainey can't force herself to like Reese The Bitch! lol
Lainey always says he isn't gay, but she sure keeps bringing it up. I'm beginning to wonder if it isn't her way of saying he????
As for Ted and it was over a long time ago, I think that is a reference to it being a fauxmance and that it was expected to end from the very beginning. I need to study his post more, but I do think there are probably more things like that. Definetely saying Jake is TT.
There's hope next year people will focus more on his professional life than his private life. He's going to be quite busy, promoting 2movies and shooting SC. I think he should also spend some quality time with famly and friends. Reese was a bad idea, I knew it from the start and I didn't approve of some things he did while with her.
"I think he should also spend some quality time with famly and friends."
I'm sure Jake is doing that all the time. Remember Nat talking about spending time with Jake and Tobey in their homes? Private life can be private.
I'm beginning to wonder if it isn't her way of saying he????
I bet Lainey knows Jake is gay, just like babblers and trolls :)
I'm sure Jake is doing that all the time.
Now he definitely will.
Remember Nat talking about spending time with Jake and Tobey in their homes? Private life can be private.
I have no doubts that Jake and Tobey became friends in the process of filming the movie, but it's interesting that Jake mentioned that his relationship with Tobey was awkward.
I'm sure Jake is doing that all the time.
Now he definitely will.
Why "now he definitely will"?
^^I personally think he was quite occupied with reekeing. You might disagree though.
Not sure I understand - how was Jake occupied with reekeing?
He spent a lot of time with her.
Based on what?
Based on many twitter sightings and pics (although I know some of them were ops). But whatever, it's over. Finally. I'm bored arguing about Reeke anymore.
The Hollywood Interview: Jake Gyllenhaal
Three hours for LA photo op x three times per month was nothing for Jake who didn't work for months and months. Jake had more time for friends and family than any of us will ever have.
I have no doubts that Jake and Tobey became friends in the process of filming the movie, but it's interesting that Jake mentioned that his relationship with Tobey was awkward.
"While happy to make fun of Sheridan's modus operandi, Gyllenhaal is reluctant to talk about the almost incestuous fishbowl syndrome of Hollywood, in which he and Tobey Maguire grew up, going to the same schools and parties, even dating the same actresses and models.
Most of his girlfriends have been well-known actresses, including Kirsten Dunst in 2002, with whom he had an on-off relationship, Natalie Portman, with whom he co-stars in Brothers, and his relationship, with Reese Witherspoon, who he had been dating since 2007 when they met on the set of Rendition. [After this interview was conducted, the pair were reported to have split up.]
"There are all these interesting rumours that fly around about Tobey Maguire and myself and it was so long ago at this point. Our relationship on Brothers definitely was awkward, but respectful as a result," he eventually admits.
"Things unsaid went into the process of making this movie. I admire Tobey's career, I always have. But there was undoubtedly competition and people have mistaken me for him throughout the years. But I'm always game for complications, and this was one that Jim helped engineer."
Re the Lainey question, what is wrong with all 3 being true. Reese never acted like she was in love with Jake, nor did he ever look like he was in love with her. Why, because he is gay and in love with someone else.
Since Jake has only "dated" 2 women in the last 6 years maybe even longer, neither of which qualify is "most beautiful", that BI can not be about him.
The Hollywood Interview: Jake Gyllenhaal
going to the same schools and parties, even dating the same actresses and models
Jake dated models???
Most of his girlfriends have been well-known actresses, including ... Natalie Portman, with whom he co-stars in Brothers...
Jake dated Nat???
going to the same schools and parties, even dating the same actresses and models
LMAO, Tobey and Jake turned into partying pussy-hunters!
Allegedly Jake was dating model/actress Jamie king who is also friends with Jake's friend Salma Blair.
^^Jamie + Salma
"Re the Lainey question, what is wrong with all 3 being true."
You choose what you want.
Allegedly Jake was dating model/actress Jamie king who is also friends with Jake's friend Salma Blair.
Yeah, right.
Actually Jake did date model Jaime King briefly after Jenny Lewis. Parents put their foot down due to her druggie history. Ironically he ended up with junkie Kiki after that but she wasn't a junkie then.
Supposedly Nat and Jake dated way before any of the above, right around when he was in Columbia and she was about to go to Harvard, they ahd to have been around 17 at the most, parents were friends and pushed it. Nice Jewish girl and boy!
The awakwardness Jake is referring to is that Kiki dated Tobey during Spiderman 1. When Spiderman 2 came around, she was dating Jake and was actively campaigning for Jake to take over the role which didn't sit well with Tobey who was in rehab!
When Spiderman 2 came around, she was dating Jake and was actively campaigning for Jake to take over the role which didn't sit well with Tobey who was in rehab!
That's not much of a secret anyway.
Actually Jake did date model Jaime King briefly after Jenny Lewis.
Sorry but that PR bullshit is laughable.
Ironically he ended up with junkie Kiki after that but she wasn't a junkie then.
Yes, she was.
When Spiderman 2 came around, she was dating Jake and was actively campaigning for Jake to take over the role which didn't sit well with Tobey who was in rehab!
Nothing awkward about that, Jake was hardly the only actor in Hollywood who wanted to be Spiderman and Tobey did that to himself, he has only himself to blame.
3:15: Why are you apoligizing? PR bullshit? It's obvious you never heard of that because you weren't a fan back then but I remember reading and hearing about it. It may be BS but J. King was a junkie whose model boyfriend overdosed. I would assume this happened after she dated Jake, briefly because I can't picture PR wanting him to hook up with her after.
3:17 Yes Kiki was a junkie then, just not that well known or his parents would have put their foot down. She and Tobey did drugs back then.
Also during pres for MM, Dustin Hoffman mentioned that Jake and his son, also Jake used to end up dating the same girls, if i'm not mistaken Kiki may have dated Dustin's son, or was it another Jake?
"There are all these interesting rumours that fly around about Tobey Maguire and myself and it was so long ago at this point. Our relationship on Brothers definitely was awkward, but respectful as a result," he eventually admits.
Huh?! Figuring out Ted and Jake is hard work! lol
It's obvious you never heard of that because you weren't a fan back then but I remember reading and hearing about it.
I've heard a lot transparent, made up heterosexual stories about Jake, that's just one of them.
Oh dear, I bet the next little blonde he'll probably date his fans will trash as they did with Reese (although she's admittedly a major bitch)...although maybe not that much. ;)
Reese was the worst!
at the end I notice everyone , even some babblers ( more than we thought) are happy the witch is dead!
Jamie King,not remember her
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at the end I notice everyone , even some babblers ( more than we thought) are happy the witch is dead!
Well, not literally. But for Jake definitely.
Our 1st 2010 event will be Jan 13th - With Mario Batali and Mike Myers and Will Shortz and even Jake Gyllenhaal. But WHAT will we be doing?!
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3:15: Why are you apoligizing? PR bullshit? It's obvious you never heard of that because you weren't a fan back then but I remember reading and hearing about it. It may be BS but J. King was a junkie whose model boyfriend overdosed. I would assume this happened after she dated Jake, briefly because I can't picture PR wanting him to hook up with her after.
I think what 3:15 is basically trying to say is why are you taking the 'they were dating' line so seriously as if it happened? Not sying it didn't, but managers and publicists have an awful habit of turning a simple or non-romantic friendship or comradeship into a flaming hot romance if a boy and girl just happen to stand next to one another, or hang out a few times.
Those pics of Jake with Austin at the Lakers caused cries of anguish among fangirls who could/would not see there was obvious smack-me-upside-the-head chemistry there but they believe a het 'romance' occured simply because it appeared in print from way back.
Just sayin'.
Ah Lainey...still being stubborn after all these years JUST to sound cool/different/ err...original?
If she can't spot Jake is an all singing all dancing pink penguin then she's battier than I give her credit for.
ILuvJakeRyan: @theawfultruth OMG TED! That's what I get for not reading you first thing in the morning...You finally outed Toothy!! Did he dare you?
theawfultruth: @ILuvJakeRyan what'd u drink for breakfast babe? Toothy's the only one who's going to out Toothy
I get it, even if he's not Toothy, Ted is pretty saying Jake is in the same circumstances as Toothy?
4:53 PM, are you talking about Ted's 4:26 PM tweets ?
no, ted says jake is toothy but only jake who can say he is toothy. Shit all that is completely stupid.
What is stupid?
"Toothy's the only one who's going to out Toothy" makes perfect sense - no one can really truly out Jake.
A heroin addict by 19 and now at 30 she looks old and worn.
Jaimie King Wiki
Btw, about Dustin Hoffman and his son Jake "dating" the same girls as Jake G. ~ lots of (not-yet-realized-gay)boys date girls when they're young, the majority, actually. Also LOL what about Billy Crystal who said when he was in City Slickers they all said Jake was going to be gay.
It doesn't matter if Ted is saying Jake is Toothy or not. The fact that he's comparing Jake's situation to Toothy is quite bold. If he's not outing Jake as Toothy then he seems to be outing Jake just by comparing him to Toothy. Or maybe he's just trying to keep people interested in Toothy. But Ted did say on Twitter that his attention has been more on Toothy lately right around the time the "breakup" story broke. Do you really think Jake is gay? It just seems to easy to be true.
Of course Jake is gay.
Those pics of Jake with Austin at the Lakers caused cries of anguish among fangirls who could/would not see there was obvious smack-me-upside-the-head chemistry there but they believe a het 'romance' occured simply because it appeared in print from way back.
Word.
"4:53 PM, are you talking about Ted's 4:26 PM tweets ?"
No I was referring to Ted on the Awful Truth today. I was trying to say why would Ted compare "Toothy's in the closet" situation with "Jake and Reese's breakup" unless he was saying either Reese or Jake or both are in the same situation as Toothy.
Meaning gay and in the closet. By stating what Toothy wouldn't do, Ted is pretty much saying Jake/Reese are just like Toothy.
LOL of course Jake is just like Toothy. Jake IS Toothy.
Our 1st 2010 event will be Jan 13th - With Mario Batali and Mike Myers and Will Shortz and even Jake Gyllenhaal.
Nice :)
Mike Myers is gay too, right?
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