Saturday, 19 December 2009

Happy Birthday Jake!

Jake Gyllenhaal
Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.

- Lucy Larcom

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Jackie said...

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:) said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!

Anonymous said...

Books Are Good For You!

Anonymous said...

Books Are Good For You!

Check out Out of Sight Media & book Unusually Stupid Celebrities! lol

lol said...

Another birthday boy!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Jakey! Hope he really is in NYC. We're supposed to get 12inches of snow. Hope he gets out there with Ramona. There is nothing better than playing out in the snow with little kids and building snowmen.

Anonymous said...

12 inches x 2.54 = 30 cm

Sounds like a lot of winter fun! :)

Anonymous said...

Riverdance!

Let It Snow said...

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

Anonymous said...

LoL Jake

boston said...

Nice post special k!

Anonymous said...

Awww, these posts are all so beautiful today - enjoy your birthday Jake. :)

Anonymous said...

Yeah happy birthday you big 'mo.

Anonymous said...

Jake, Employer of the year

Anonymous said...

Love your director!

Michael K said...

Birthday Sluts

Jake Gyllenhaal (29)
Lady Sovereign (24)
Marla Sokoloff (29)
Alyssa Milano (37)
Amy Locane (38)
Liz Cho (38)
Tyson Beckford (39)
Kristy Swanson (40)
Criss Angel (42)
Jennifer Beals (46)
Til Schweiger (46)
Tim Reid (65)
Cicely Tyson (76)

Dlisted

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Jakey! Hope he really is in NYC.

Me too! Hope Jake will spend some time with Cake :)

Anonymous said...

Another birthday boy!

What the hell is that?!

Jake said...

Birthday Sluts

I'm the youngest slut there!

Anonymous said...

Love all the tinypics and their titles (Employer of the Year LOL)! Thx for posting them.

Jake said...

Another birthday boy!

No fish cake for me, thanks.

Anonymous said...

What the hell is that?!

LOL, that's one big semi-aquatic marine mammal :)

Anonymous said...

Mamas, let your babies grow up to be cowboys

Anonymous said...

Cute Cowboy Boy-Jake pics. No matter how old he gets I bet Naomi and Stephen still see him as 5 years old. [bittersweet]

LOL at the bottom left pic. Posing with his hand on shoulder.

New project for Zachary and Matt Bomer said...

Peaking out from under his fave green hoodie, Zachary Quinto gets comfy in a pair of blue sweat pants as he heads to his car in Los Feliz, Calif., on Friday afternoon (December 18).

The 32-year-old actor is teaming up with pals Neal Dodson and White Collar star Matt Bomer on the CW’s new scripted series, Nashville.

Country superstar Brad Paisley will also be a producer as well and will be writing and overseeing the music for show, sometimes appearing as himself, and bringing his relationships in Nashville to bear on the series.

JJared

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
Can someone snag and burn that awful, gray stocking cap thing that Jake Gyllenhall persists in wearing? How do any of his people let him out in public wearing that? He will never up his significant-other quality quotient with that on his head!
—Bicho

Dear Bad Looks:
Hate the hat, but Jake's still cute and doable in it. I think he won't have a problem finding a suitor who agrees.


Dear Ted:
Was Toothy Tile more famous when his vice came out a few years back and he is less popular while his vice is growing? Or is he still high up in fame in Hollywood land?
—Mollie

Dear Famous BV:
Toothy is pretty well known, as all celebs are at one point or another.


Dear Ted:
Hope you're feeling better and if not you're taking good care of yourself. Bronchitis is nothing to fool with and can develop into something much nastier if not treated properly. Now I'm hoping you will answer a question for me. Is Dashed Dingle Dream an actor, too, like Judas Jack-Off or if not is he still in some way involved professionally in the film industry?
—Curious

Dear Motherly Love:
Thanks for the doc advice, and DDD is still in the Industry!

Bitch Back!

Anonymous said...

Is it me or Just Jared is significantly being heedless of Jake lately?

Anonymous said...

Heedless? What are you talking about??

Anonymous said...

I don't think so.

Recent Just Jared Jakey posts - Sesame Street, Video Game Awards and shopping.

Jake said...

Can someone snag and burn that awful, gray stocking cap thing that Jake Gyllenhall persists in wearing?

What?! I look beautiful in gray!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Jakey, the real one and the fake one who lurks here.

Just be Happy, I plan on being just that myself.

Anonymous said...

Atticus, chew that awful cap.

Anonymous said...

I'm too sexy for my pants

Anonymous said...

Recent Just Jared Jakey posts - Sesame Street, Video Game Awards and shopping.

Recent Tiny Midget (paid for) Just Jared posts: Shopping, Kid #2, Shopping, Shopping, Yoga, Shopping, Jogging, Shopping, Bitching, Shopping, Shopping.

Anonymous said...

She definitely has a lot of free time now that she is not bearding

Anonymous said...

"he has one of the fiercest reputations on the field, and a row of missing front teeth to prove it."

Newly single gay man with money, a great body and no front teeth? He won't be lonely for long.


LOLOL

Rugby player coming out story is on ONTD

Gareth Thomas said...

'I'm not going on a crusade, but I'm proud of who I am. I feel I have achieved everything I could ever possibly have hoped to achieve out of rugby, and I did it being gay. I want to send a positive message to other gay people that they can do it, too.'

Attitudes were very different when Gareth, a postman's son, started his professional career with Bridgend as a teenager. 'Sometimes I felt so alone and depressed. I've stood on so many cliff edges.'

He believes that had he been openly gay back then, he would never have reached rugby's highest echelons.

'It is the toughest, most macho of male sports, and with that comes an image,' he says. 'In many ways, it is barbaric, and I could never have come out without first establishing myself and earning respect as a player.

'Rugby was my passion, my whole life, and I wasn't prepared to risk losing everything I loved.'

Anonymous said...

Rugby player coming out story is on ONTD

And what a great story that is! Good luck, Gareth!

Anonymous said...

Cake delivery for Mr Gyllenhaal!

OT said...

Ever get stuck behind some dick in traffic?

Anonymous said...

No one get offended, but Jake is headed toward the classic old jewish man with protruding thick bushy eyebrows. Sometimes even his facial expressions are that of a young old jewish man. Please don't get mad.

Ear Hair said...

At least brows can get waxed.

Anonymous said...

"classic old jewish man with protruding thick bushy eyebrows"

Groucho Marx?!

Jake said...

Fuck!

Anonymous said...

Ever get stuck behind some dick in traffic?

BIG dick! I'm sure Jake wouldn't mind!

Anonymous said...

Way off topic, but I hate Justin Timbelake with a passion, I even prefer Reese W to him. I can't fathom why this man has career and who on earth someone keeps giving him acting gigs. I hate the way he treats women but people still buzz about him. I'm afraid Jake's career not to mention other talented young actors' careers may get overshawdowed by people like Timberflake and that no talent Zac Effron.

I mean can you imagine Jake being pushed out because of a Mickey Mouse club alumni and yet another Disney movie star? Jake needs to break all ties with Disney in a hurry. Get back to independent films or get cozy with Martin S or Steven S. For God's sake call up Opie to do another picture. Please I couldn't bear to hear people put Jake in the same cateogory or have Jake compete for roles with so called actors Timberlake or Efron. Sorry for the rant.

Anonymous said...

There are no guarantees in life and Hollywood, you can only do your best and hope for the best.

I don't think Zac Effron will be the next big thing, no idea about Timbelake.
I believe Jake has a chance for a great career and I'm looking forward to Nailed, LAOD and Source Code.

PoP said...

2:37 video with old and new PoP behind-the-scenes footage:

Join Jake Gyllenhaal On-the-Set of ‘Prince of Persia’

Anonymous said...

^^^ The first step is the hardest! lol

Anonymous said...

What a gentleman, always there to warm up his colleagues!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Jakey!
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Feliz Cumpleaños!
Grattis på födelsedagen!
A Freilekhn Gebortstog!

Anonymous said...

Chris, Jake and unknown butt

Anonymous said...

What a gentleman, always there to warm up his colleagues!

LOL Jakey was the one getting warmed up; he was the meat in the sandwich. What I want to know is who was behind him. What a Slut!

Anonymous said...

To the person(s) who's posting all the pics today: are you stuck inside from the bad weather?! We're glad you are!

Jake said...

What a Slut!

Slut?! I have no idea what you're talking about!

Anonymous said...

Atticuse loves his slutty master

Bob Dylan said...

May you grow up to be righteous
May you grow up to be true
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you
May you always be courageous
Stand upright and be strong
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.

Anonymous said...

Atticuse loves his slutty master

The lady doesn't seem too impressed. LOL.

Lucky Atticus! ;)

Atticus said...

I have the scariest dreams when I have my muzzle in Daddy's crotch!

gays said...

Lucky Atticus!

You can say that again!

Atticus said...

Only 1 problem with sleeping with my face in Daddy's crotch. I get no dreams about chasing pussies but a lot of dreams with big scary roosters popping up everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Jake is intrepid!

Anonymous said...

I get no dreams about chasing pussies but a lot of dreams with big scary roosters popping up everywhere.

Roosters like this one?

Anonymous said...

Nah, there is no way Jake was demonstrating THAT!

Anonymous said...

Roosters like this one?

My computer says there's a virus in that link. Don't click.

Anonymous said...

^^Thanks for warning!

Anonymous said...

Posted on DL:

Check out Reese ignoring her children while the little boy gets his emotional needs met by his older sister. They are going to have quite a book deal at some point.

http://tattle2.me/29897/reese-witherspoon-her-california-kids.php

Anonymous said...

My computer says there's a virus in that link. Don't click.

Stange, my antivirus software didn't complain.

Roosters like this one? is Cake logo: Beetlebung Farm

Anonymous said...

7:20 PM

Reese is doing photo ops every day. lol

Anonymous said...

Reese is doing almost daily photo ops like she did when she officially spilt with Ryan. Only this time around she's using her kids in more of the photo ops and she's dressing up for the photo ops. Suddenly she's running around shopping and picking Deacon up from school in heels, make-up and dressier clothes. I still think that the Reeke break up is odd. They went from their usual every 2 week set visits where everything was perfect to all of a sudden they spilt and their PR puts out these stories of them fighting for the last few months. Jake spent June, July and August following her around from DC to Philly and being her kids babysitter and suddenly her PR puts out there that Reese has doubts that Jake gets the whole scope of what having kids is like. Then she stages a photo op wearing a ring on her ring finger but has her PR put out that she isn't ready for marriage and doesn't want to feel pressured to remarry. Something seems to be missing. The timing of the break up is odd also.

Anonymous said...

Everything about "break up" makes sense if you keep in mind that Jake was the one who ended the charade.

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Anonymous said...

IF this breakup is just a stunt to make their "engagement" story more interesting to the media, then Toothy is more fucked up than what I thought.
And I mean Psycho fucked up..him and Chin.

we´ll see soon...

Anonymous said...

Everything about "break up" makes sense if you keep in mind that Jake was the one who ended the charade.

ITA that he ended it. I don't believe a word from the tabloid bs. It was her PR who leaked her version. Jake is probably relieved he's out and doesn't bother to object.

Anonymous said...

Something seems to be missing.

Nothing is missing, fauxmance is just PR scenario and tabloid fiction.

Anonymous said...

I think the break up was mutual but I also think that Jake was a lot mopre ready to be out of the relationship than Reese. I think Jake may have dropped thr GF bomb as a part of the deal.

Anonymous said...

IF this breakup is just a stunt to make their "engagement" story more interesting to the media...

Media didn't care for the last two "engagement" stories.

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Anonymous said...

^^^ Trolly, you are wrong as usual! lol

Anonymous said...

Jake doesn't need Reese anymore, two years of official bearding is enough to make him look "straight" for a long time.

Reese is the one who needs an escort and boyfriend to sell "she has it all" shit and get media attention.

Anonymous said...

Or it's all fake like the last "break-up".

LOL, this is first and only and final break up. Poor trolly, you must be pissed off that Jake dumped the beard.

fake Hollywood said...

BlindGossip – This a traditional “shopping” weekend for this established celebrity couple. She will likely be combing the aisles of every exclusive store, looking for that perfect flat panel TV or watch or digital camera or set of golf clubs for him. He will be busy too, but not in the way you think.

Since he must keep up appearances by spending the holiday with his family, his boyfriend gets this weekend. Our star will be very busy instructing him on how to properly unwrap and handle his gift. Don’t worry about his SO, though. His assistant will pick out a very nice gift for her – as is done every year – and she will feign excitement over her gift and their lovely and picture-perfect Christmas. We can’t wait for the photos of the whole family gathered around the tree, smiling, smiling, smiling. Fake, fake, fake!

Blind Gossip

Anonymous said...

I noticed the daily Reese out and about dressed to the 9's in outfits that were meant for taller, sexier women. Seeing her in those heels reminds me of 5 year olds playing dress up in the mother's closet.

She is so trying to show everyone she did the the dumping by stepping out with that stupid fake grin and her head held high, which is quite a trick since that chin of hers defies gravity.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Happy BDay Jake, that was great cake I had in honor of your birthday.

Anonymous said...

To the person who thinks the breakup seems odd, maybe Reese paid a surprise visit to Jake and got her own surprise. I still think she thought she could change Jake. I remember I sent Ted C a question about if Toothy's girlfriend believe Toothy would be different for her and he actually answered by question by stating that yes both the girlfriend and her people were deluding themselves into believing it was real.

Anonymous said...

^^of course that's if Jake is Toothy.

Anonymous said...

Jake is Toothy Tile and Ted said more than once that the beard was just a beard, that she knows Jake is gay and they are showmancing for publicity.

Anonymous said...

It is true that the media didn´t care enough about Reeke engagement stories, and that´s why I believe they want to add some drama in this fauxmance to make it more interesting.

And before you may think im trolling, let me say that i´m sure more than ever that Reeke is fake. After all the nonsense, even if i´d think Jake is a het (which i doubt), the whole reeking scenario and clumsy games with the ragz comfirmed to me Reeke is nothing but a business for them.A business that im not so sure it ended,but that it can only go downhill for now on,IMO

Anonymous said...

To the person who thinks the breakup seems odd, maybe Reese paid a surprise visit to Jake and got her own surprise.

How could Reese be surprised with anything when the fact that Jake is gay and wanted/needed a beard was the very reason they started faking a relationship?

Anonymous said...

I looked at the pictures of the kids hugging. Fake or not, I think the kids are sad about not seeing Jake anymore. I bet he was much more fun than their mother. Remember the picture from the race and how happy Jake was to see Ava finish? Whatever his relationship was with Reese, he had one with the kids.

Anonymous said...

Remember yogurt pictures when Jake ignored them all? Why would kids care about Jake when they have nanny, Ryan and Abbie, people they are living with?

Anonymous said...

"How could Reese be surprised with anything when the fact that Jake is gay and wanted/needed a beard was the very reason they started faking a relationship?"

Reese is human and they did spend time together, its just as easy to fall for a charming gay guy or delude yourself into thinking you're girl that can change him even knowing its a contract or whatever. I think she honestly believe he liked or loved her as much as she loved or liked him. I think she got comfortable with what they had plus she didn't have to satisfy him sexually. Straight women fall for gay men all the time knowing that they are gay. I think Reese fell for him (not that he fell for her) and got a reality check. And thats why the break up came out of blue. He followed her around all summer, they were seen in New York with his family at the beginning of filming for his new movie. Something is off about the breakup, I think something did happen that Reese didn't see coming or didn't want to see. But its her own fault.

Anonymous said...

Happy BDay Jake, that was great cake I had in honor of your birthday.

Awww, that's sweet :)

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Anonymous said...

He followed her around all summer, they were seen in New York with his family at the beginning of filming for his new movie.

Jake didn't follow the beard "all summer". They were both on the East Coast, Jake couldn't avoid escorting the beard and he didn't want to waste time with Reese when he could spend some time with his family.

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Anonymous said...

BTW, Abby and Ryan doen't live together, it's just an assumption

Not assumption. Abbie Cornish talked about living with Ryan and his kids in an interview, few months ago.

Anonymous said...

I think Reese fell for him (not that he fell for her) and got a reality check. And thats why the break up came out of blue.

What could have been her reality check? She suddenly remembered the contract she signed in 2006?

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Anonymous said...

9:22 PM

Please stop playing stupid. Reese bearded with Jake so she could use him for publicity and fake public image. Jake was her marketing tool in March when she was promoting some movie, Jake was the one who she needed for selling her "wonderful" life to people from the industry on the movie set.

Anonymous said...

9:19: Don't have time to search for it but i thought she said that she moved to L.A. because of love and that she got along with the kids, I think it was the interviewer that assumed/said that.

Abby has her own place in WEHO and her siblings stay with her when they visit. Ryan has a place in HH, yes she stays there but she is independent and prefers to have her own place in case something happens,like a break-up. Smart and at least she isn't living off of someone rent-free.

Anonymous said...

The rug was pulled out from under Bubble boy that's for sure.

It was Jake who didn't bother to go to LA for her kid's birthday and Thanksgiving. Jake dumped the beard and you know that.

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Anonymous said...

Trolly, Jake was buying shoes with Stephen on Deacon's birthday.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Reese was aware how strong and long the gay rumors had been circulating around Jake. Pre Reeke. I wonder if she had ever heard of the term Toothy Tile. I wonder if she knew about rumors of a romance involving Jake and Austin.

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Anonymous said...

I'm sure Reese knew. But Reese also knows that the world is full of clueless tabloid readers who are buying her fake image, her Avon shit and stupid romcoms. She also knew that tabloids, major gossip sites and all official media will sell her showmance crap.

Anonymous said...

Maybe 9:35 is trolling but he/she has a point. I believe it was Reese who dumped him and I think it was because Jake didn't play the bearding game all the way. For almost 3 years,he got a pass of not knowledging the relationship because he wasn't in the obligation of making public statements.Later, he had a movie to campaing for and the begining of PoP promotion.
He really took his time to babble some meaningless crap about her being the "girlfriend", hu?
I think Reese didnt like it one bit and then,maybe Jake told her that's how it was going to be always. Reese went ballistic and the contract went to shit.The End.
Of course, this is just my opinion,but i could totally believe that's what it happened.

The "girlfriend" word was just a very bland damage control.After all those magazine covers with Reese speaking about their "great" romance,maybe she felt he owned her more than that.

(and to tell the truth..i think she is right)

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Anonymous said...

I thought everyone in HW knew Jake was gay, that would include Reese.

Anonymous said...

Duh! Straight men don't need beards.

Anonymous said...

"I thought everyone in HW knew Jake was gay, that would include Reese."

If that's true, do you know how pathetic that makes her.

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Anonymous said...

I think some people are on the computer too much to understand human relations.

Jake seems like a person who would get on the floor to play with kids. He spent time with them. I can't imagine he would be unkind to them. If you think he would then you don't think much of him.

Anonymous said...

All Hollywood insiders know about Jake liking boys, but the public in general don't give it too much thoughts. Jake was,in 2006, a pretty descent cover for Reese to avoid being portraited as the next Jennifer Aniston. Rumours about Toothy increased the last couple of years and maybe Jake didn't look as such a good prospect anymore.
Ugh, who knows what's in the head of this HW nutcases,anyway ;)

Anonymous said...

I think Reese didnt like it one bit and then,maybe Jake told her that's how it was going to be always. Reese went ballistic and the contract went to shit. The End.

1. Jake ignored the beard for Thanksgiving.

2. Reese would never miss the chance to do photo ops for Jake's birthday, Christmas and New Year and dump him in January.

Anonymous said...

"Jake was working on 10/23 a friday and Deacon's birthday, the pics of Jake and his father were taken on a Sunday."

Even if true, why didn't Jake fly home and attend? It could have made that a must before they start the shooting of the film. I think Jake did like the kids but it was friendship, Jake seems like a big kid at heart. I don't think he was a father figure or anything I don't think Reese or Ryan would have allowed that if this was a contract. But I also don't think its a relationship that was so close that it would devastate them that Jake is gone. Yes they will miss him but they have Abbie. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Jake seems like a person who would get on the floor to play with kids. He spent time with them.

Yes, Jake spent some time with them, so what?

Anonymous said...

Thanks to whoever provided tje bit about Matthew Bomer on the morning show talking about his family. Interesting and wondeful to hear about.

Anonymous said...

"I thought everyone in HW knew Jake was gay, that would include Reese."

If that's true, do you know how pathetic that makes her.


If everyone in HW knows Jake is gay, the one who's most pathetic is Jake.

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Jake loves the kids and kids love jake said...

Ok, Jake love the kids, the kids love Jake. It's all Reese's fault the kids and Jake are miserable without each other. They will all need extensive, expensive therapy to get over each other. Again its Reese's fault. Damn her for ruining so many future play dates. Now the kids will have to play with her instead.

Anonymous said...

Jake doesn't care about Reese's kids, and Reese's kids don't care about Jake - they have their father.

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Anonymous said...

" Jake loves the kids and kids love jake said"

I was being sarcastic.

Anonymous said...

10:03 We have no idea what happened on Thankgiving, stop reading that shit fanfic in the ragas, ot's bullshit. They made it up because they were never given the real reason. Since the story "leaked" around Thanksgiving so they wrote that fanfic, plus since they really have no idea how tehy pent that day, they could make up anything. Reese was seen in L.A. the day before Thanksgiving and then nothing until that tweet of her in Nashville on Sunday. Most likely she spent that whole time in TN but that didn't stop the interns for writing fiction. Jake was spotted with Anne at Newark airport on Thanksgiving morning and nothing until friday afternoon, tweets. I'm sure the interns follow all that shit as well.

If it was it happened back in April they would say they fought/broke-up over Easter.

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Anonymous said...

We have no idea what happened on Thankgiving...

LOL!
We know that Jake was in NYC all the time. Or are you saying that all those tweets were fake?

Anonymous said...

10:06 you're welcome. I like Matt Boner (lol) his acting , looks (of course) and the way he handles himself in public. What's amazing is he looks younger than Jake IMO (Boner is 33 or 35). Must be from not bearding.

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Anonymous said...

10:03 We have no idea what happened on Thankgiving, stop reading that shit fanfic in the ragas, ot's bullshit. They made it up because they were never given the real reason.

What are you talking about?
We KNOW that Jake was in NYC so he did ignore the beard, no one gives a shit about tabloid fiction.

correction said...

If everyone in HW knows Jake is gay, the one who's most pathetic is Jake.

Wrong.
Jake WAS bearding because being openly gay is a career problem and you can't turn straight.
Reese agreed to be a beard just because she wanted to sell a certain image and earn a few dollars more.

Anonymous said...

"earn a few dollars more.'

I don't think it was money, I think it was more about sticking it to Ryan. One of Jake's supposedly buddies.

Anonymous said...

The first clue that the contract ended was when Atti showed up on the set of Jake's new film. Maybe Jake just did not want to spend the money for contract renewal any longer. He took a lower salary for Brothers and Rendition and Nailed failed. POP has not produced yet. The family took a big financial hit so no back up reserve for such extravagances as bearding contracts.

Reese knew he was gay, as does everyone in HW. But seeing him with his boyfriend, waiting for him to show up from being with his lover has to be tough. Wasn't there a story that Jake showed up late for a party Reese threw because he and the boyfriend were not finished doing the nasty. I can't remember the date, it had to be at least a year and a half ago. I'm sure it happened more than once.

Anonymous said...

Or it could be money for bankrolling her million and one projects she has upcomoing.

ted said said...

Also at Voyeur, between the two tables was...

Ryan Phillippe, who was with a guy friend and a few other ladies. The girls were quite obviously waiting to be reeled in by the two handsome fellas, as these chicks hovered over them, hungry eyes and sashaying hips, included.




"[Ryan] didn't exactly look like he was missing his girlfriend," reports the clubber.

His GF in question would be Abbie Cornish. So does this mean there's trouble in paradise for the two? Maybe since Gyllenspoon is no more, he wants to woo Reese back?

Psh, hardly.

We know presh Reese would never be spotted in the same partying vicinity as Lindsay, etc. She's way more mature than Ry-Ry now, didn't you know?

R.P. wasn't crossing the line with any gals or anything—he was hardly being a Leo—but Phillippe was loving his time out, just the same, that's for sure.

Oh, and FYI, Ryan's still a dreamboat. He looked oh-so hot in a quasi-tight long-sleeved shirt, showing off his still-built bod. Deelish!

—Additional reporting by Ashely Nunes

Ted forgot to mention Ryan;s broken foot from excercising.

Anonymous said...

"Wasn't there a story that Jake showed up late for a party Reese threw because he and the boyfriend were not finished doing the nasty. I can't remember the date, it had to be at least a year and a half ago. I'm sure it happened more than once."

LOL, I believe it happened but its just too funny.

Anonymous said...

I don't think it was money, I think it was more about sticking it to Ryan. One of Jake's supposedly buddies.

Reese was showmancing for the public, Ryan knows that Jake is gay and Reese pathetic phony.

Anonymous said...

"I don't think it was money, I think it was more about sticking it to Ryan. One of Jake's supposedly buddies.

Reese was showmancing for the public, Ryan knows that Jake is gay and Reese pathetic phony."

Yeah that's what I meant, she's was and is still trying to show up the men who dump her.

Anonymous said...

Omigod. Just saw a TV commercial for Dr. Parnassus!

Anonymous said...

Just 5 days till US release date!

Anonymous said...

Oh,no. Dr.Parnasus and then...that's it.

Damn you,Heath, why did you have to die?? :(

Anonymous said...

All good things must come to an end.

Jake said...

What's amazing is he looks younger than Jake IMO (Boner is 33 or 35). Must be from not bearding.

Fuck!

Anonymous said...

IMO Jake and Reese both had valid reasons for breaking the contract with the other. So what it comes down to is: which person had the least to lose by discontinuing the association and walking away? Which one had the most to gain and was willing to stay and keep up the pretense?

IMO, Jake had the least to lose and the breakup is to his advantage. He has garnered attention again from the public and is regaining his sexy independent image. On the flip side of the coin Reese is the loser in this. Now she has to come up with a whole new strategy for her image and remain relevant - the reason for all the PR pap shoots lately. Reese is a lot less interesting without a man, whereas Jake just got a whole lot more intriguing.

IMO Reese would have gone on for many more years of doing Reeke to enhance her image. She had the most to lose if it ended. I truly believe that Jake was the one who said "Enough" and walked away; he has the most to gain from Reeke's end.

Atticus said...

The first clue that the contract ended was when Atti showed up on the set of Jake's new film.

Daddy told me to snarl and bite the bitch, pee on her leg, drip slobber on her shoes, give her fleas and ticks, shed hair on her clothes and leave big smelly diarrhea turds in her purse.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!

Daddy said...

And it worked! Good Atti. Good boy.

Anonymous said...

He has garnered attention again from the public and is regaining his sexy independent image. On the flip side of the coin Reese is the loser in this. Now she has to come up with a whole new strategy for her image and remain relevant - the reason for all the PR pap shoots lately. Reese is a lot less interesting without a man, whereas Jake just got a whole lot more intriguing.

I totally agree.

Anonymous said...

LOL Just Jared has another Bitchface PR photo op. Forget the speed dial, I'm starting to think Reese hired a live-in pap.

Anonymous said...

^^
OMG and on Jake's birthday. He's probably having wild birthday sex and all she can do it walk around Hollywood pretending dumping Jake didn't bother her one bit, in fact, she's better without him. That is if you have a warped sense of reality like Reese.

Anonymous said...

" Now she has to come up with a whole new strategy for her image and remain relevant "

She already has, "the mother who gave up true love for the sake of her children". Lets all give her the Mother of the Year award early.

Anonymous said...

Shut up about my Hello Kitty cap!

Anonymous said...

Damn, I'm HOT!

Anonymous said...

Jake,

A pink cap it worse than a girlfriend referring to you as "faboulous".

But cute walking buddy.

Anonymous said...

Shut up about my Hello Kitty cap!

Is that really a hello Kitty cap? (lol if it is)

Jake said...

Damn I'm HOT!

I get a hard on looking at that pic. Too bad I can't suck myself off.

Anonymous said...

Shut up about my Hello Kitty cap!

LOL look at the hat on the 3rd person in the glass

Anonymous said...

Sure you can, you seem bendy.

Anonymous said...

Shut up about my Hello Kitty cap!

The bright white laundering and care label on the scarf, lol

Chris what a niiiice loong erect thumb you have there

Anonymous said...

That's not Chris in that pic.

Anonymous said...

Who is it then?

Anonymous said...

Matt Kat?!

Anonymous said...

I just looked at the Hello Kitty pic. A few years ago (during the summer) I was walking on 14th st (nyc) about 9pm and I passed a guy in a hooded green sweat suit. I thought it was Jake. I knew he was in the city from pap pics, but he seemed too short so I thought i was wrong. That pic tells me it was Jake (without the hello kitty).

Anonymous said...

I find it amazing people here are actually fighting about the semantics of a fake couple (whom they believe are fake) 'breaking' up.

There is no real 'fighting' or 'breaking up', or who's 'heartbroken' in it all or where they were or what they were doing. That shit's just PR guff for the masses. The contract will simply have been mutualy ended, via a series of phonecalls and perhaps a strategy meeting. It's as clinical as that.

Yah they'll probably stays friends and all for image sake but all this crap about the kids beng the losers, how they hell does anyone know Jake wasn't simply 'Mummy's friend' when they were out and about? How do people know he had some deep meaningful relationship with another man's kids? All we ever saw was pictures walking down the street. Once those cameras stopped rolling they coud both have gone their separate ways.

Honestly I find it amazing people take these fauxmances so seriously. There is nothing TO take seriously. Then again I wouldn't be surprised if it were a ruse and they 'got back together' for the premiere, etc.

Anonymous said...

Reeke didn't do any premieres, they avoided faking on the (industry) record.

Jake said...

Then again I wouldn't be surprised if it were a ruse and they 'got back together' for the premiere, etc.

Are you crazy?!

Anonymous said...

That's not Chris in that pic.
Who is it then?
Matt Kat?!


Yes.

Matthew Katz-Frost and Austin

Anonymous said...

Those pics were taken in ny in 2002. I'm sure you have seen the whole set where Kiki is there and at one point Matt was shielding Kiki from the paps, then she dissapears and it's just them. Matt was probably working as Jake's assistant then, they met on the set of DD.

There are a set of pics taken in NY about a year later and Jake and Kiki are posing/kissing in front of a cafe and Chris is looking on, then Kiki dissappears, and then it's just Jake and Chris.

Jake, Matt Reese in NY and Venice, CA almost the same thing, although you see mostly Reese and Matt and Jake disappears.

Check out the Laker pics of Jake and Kiki around 2003 and his knit hat then Jan 2009 Jake and Reese at Lakers with a knit cap.

Seems that Jake and hip reps/PR have been using the same old tired photo ops for years.

Anonymous said...

That's not a Hello kitty hat, it just has some weird Japanese signs on it.

reposting said...

Thanks to whoever provided tje bit about Matthew Bomer on the morning show talking about his family. Interesting and wondeful to hear about.

Speaking (and dreaming) of Matt Boner (yes I know it's "Bomer" but Boner is better lol) he was on the Today Show this week. The show hosts (2 ladies) kept trying to find out who he's spending the holidays with (i.e. who he is dating, lol) (imo they assumed he was straight? idk). Anyway his answer was his family. They kept beating around the bush asking him basically the same question and he kept reiterating "I'm spending the holiday time off with my family." Good for him. Idk if you all know this but Matt and his male partner have 2 or 3 (maybe 4) kids together. It was great to hear him give an honest answer - his "family" - while keeping his privacy and not pretending that it involved a female partner. Yes it'd be great if he could mention a male partner (and if the public could get over it) but at least he isn't bearding or lying, or most of all, dismissing and minimizing the importance of his family.

Jake said...

Seems that Jake and hip reps/PR have been using the same old tired photo ops for years.

Beards come and go, friends are here to stay.

Anonymous said...

"Then again I wouldn't be surprised if it were a ruse and they 'got back together' for the premiere, etc."

Give me a little break!

Anonymous said...

"Then again I wouldn't be surprised if it were a ruse and they 'got back together' for the premiere, etc."

Give me a break!

Anonymous said...

Beards come and go

I'm curious who the next will be.

Anonymous said...

Please, no more beards!

Anonymous said...

hmmm...IDK, fake girlfriends don't grow up in trees.You think if it was so easy to find a good,safe,practical beard,Jake would have pick Reese?? I'm sure she is not anybody's first option...

Single, sexy bachelor Jake seems the best thing for him riht now,IMO

Anonymous said...

I'm an atheist, but I'll pray for Jake to fall madly in love with a nice man and never consider heavy bearding again.

Anonymous said...

I know most here are convinced that Jake is gay. But I think he was really dating Dunst, I wouldn't rule out that he and Austin were more than friends, but he and Witherspoon were so off to me. I personally think Jake swings both ways and I wouldn't be surprised if he hooked up with a woman again.

Anonymous said...

Sweet smile

Anonymous said...

^^Jake's a good looking man, but I never found his teeth nice looking.

Anonymous said...

But I think he was really dating Dunst...

Jake was "dating" Dunst and fucking with guys - that's not bisexual, that's closeted gay.

Anonymous said...

I never found his teeth nice looking

Really? I think Jake's teeth are perfectly imperfect.

Anonymous said...

It wasn't guys (plural), according to Ted it was "just" Austin. I think it was her increasing drug addicton and maybe Austin too (if Ted's story is true that is).

Anonymous said...

Really? I think Jake's teeth are perfectly imperfect.

Most of his other body parts I do find very nice looking though. ;)

Anonymous said...

There are too much stories about Jake and different guys during "dating Kiki" period, I'm sure Austin wasn't the only one.

Anonymous said...

Jake "dated" Kirsten to get the part of Spiderman.She couldn't give that to him,so he dumped her. I'm sure he had to bed her from time to time,but that's what all famewhores have to do at some poit.Even "Hollywood royalty" like Jake.

Anonymous said...

There are too much stories about Jake and different guys during "dating Kiki" period, I'm sure Austin wasn't the only one.

Really? The stories I read are, in my opinion, fanfic stories on DL.

Anonymous said...

Jake "dated" Kirsten to get the part of Spiderman.

She was the "it" girl at the time and a star in a franchise and it's no secret Jake always wanted to be the star of a franchise. Maybe those facts are factors why he hooked up with her.

Anonymous said...

10:19 AM,

I see, you prefer to believe tabloid, PR and fangirl stories, why would anyone believe gay men?! lol

Anonymous said...

Gay men are the best and the most reliable source of gossip about gay male celebrities.

Trolls are very aware of that fact! lol

Anonymous said...

One more thing - typical fangirl doesn't know anything about gay men and is perfectly unaware of her ignorance.

closet sucks said...

Rugby player coming out story is on ONTD

ONTD comment:

"My boyfriend of 3 years left me because he realized he was gay. It's the most painful thing I've ever gone though. What's worse is knowing that our whole relationship was pretend for him--that he never really felt about me the way he said he did. He meant the world to me."

Anonymous said...

If society weren't so godamn shitty to gays (amongst others) then there wouldn't be this need to closet, beard and deceive nice straight girls.

It's really sad, but it's a bad reflection on society more than the individual. People are just not allowed to be who they are and that's the shame of it all.

Anonymous said...

"Gay men are the best and the most reliable source of gossip about gay male celebrities."

Oh please, as if not many women post on DL too, some may even pretend to be gay man and probably post much bs. They all post anonymously and I think most of what is posted is bs nowadays.

Anonymous said...

If society weren't so godamn shitty to gays (amongst others) then there wouldn't be this need to closet, beard and deceive nice straight girls.

It's really sad, but it's a bad reflection on society more than the individual. People are just not allowed to be who they are and that's the shame of it all.


I completely agree. I respect public figures who are brave (I have to say brave) to be who they are publically. I wish all would be as brave and honest and I mean non famous persons too and don't give a fuck what some primitives say.

But there are actors who tried out with the same sex, but aren't gay or straight because of it. They just want to try out and have fun. I have a couple of friends in RL who tried it out with the same sex. That's why I think that maybe some shouldn't be so hard to Jake, there is this possibility that he just likes both or tried out with a couple of guys. There's no way to know.

Anonymous said...

10:47 AM

The FACT remains - DL is gay men gossip forum.

Yes, there are fangirls who troll the forum with insane bullshit like "Luke Macfarlane is back in the closet".

Anonymous said...

there is this possibility that he just likes both or tried out with a couple of guys

After 3 years of faking a relationship with a woman you can count on Jake being gay.

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