Austin Nichols and Jake Gyllenhaal
March 5, 2009
March 5, 2009
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One Adorable Blind Vice
Okay, sugar-muffins, the only reason this one's in the Vice section is because until quite recently, Toothy Tile was dating his superpopular, superannoyingly perfect girlfriend. Not boyfriend. Which, if you ask this old gossip whore, is the classification Tile would prefer his significant others be filed under in the very near future. read more
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Not at all. Jake and Ellen are very good together. They "get" each other.
How, how can people write Jake and Reese look happy together when they clearly don't? Even if you think they are dating, they just don't look happy. It's too obvious. I'm confused people don't see it.
How, how can people write Jake and Reese look happy together when they clearly don't? Even if you think they are dating, they just don't look happy. It's too obvious. I'm confused people don't see it.
Hey now, let's be real. Most made this same assessment with the Jake and Austin biking pictures, but I swear I did not see any of the two smiling and looking like they were having a good time. Not a smile on Jake or Austin's face. But others saw what they wanted to see.
I swear I did not see any of the two smiling and looking like they were having a good time.
You didn't bother to look at the pictures.
How, how can people write Jake and Reese look happy together when they clearly don't? Even if you think they are dating, they just don't look happy.
Don't ever expect fangirls to use their heads or question anything.
I think Jake is bi and is dating Reese. I also think he wants this to work even though there are signs it isn't. If you go to the Paris pictures on IHJ and look at number 39 there is affection in their expressions. I also think they look bored and unhappy in some. She is always holding her arms around herself, it's odd. I also think his parents taught him to hold on to relationships, even unhealthy ones. Look at theirs.
I think Jake was raised by two selfish, cold, narcissistic people. I think he turns to people (male and female) who will give him affection and love. I think Reese is a lot like his mother and he is used to this and wants more than what she can offer, but is stuck or feels stuck.
I don't think this is traditional bearding. I think it's a lot like Ennis and Alma. (Make fun of me later, but I have a point.) I think Jake very much wants to have a relationship with a woman and avoid other feelings he may have. I think he wants to be "normal" after dealing with his family.
I also blame my fever and flu for thinking about this too much.
I also think he looks really good in picture #35.
Please be kind in your mocking, my fever makes me cry easily.
I'm following Reeke sham from the very beginning - Jake isn't dating Reese.
Jake's family is much more "normal" and affectionate than Reese.
8:59 PM, you have a right to express your opinion.
I think Jake is bi too. At first, I think, he was enthusiastic about this relationship, but I think he's tired of it now and feels stuck (like you said). How would it look like if he left her now? At first he persued her (if true) then to simply leave her, when her kids most likely bonded with him already? Would not be good for his reputation (nor for her for that matter). That's why he's stuck, at least for now. IMO.
I also think they look bored and unhappy in some.
I'm sure they bore each other to tears + they don't need to pretend all the time because tabloids and gossip sites will choose and use good pictures.
At first he persued her (if true) then to simply leave her, when her kids most likely bonded with him already.
LOL, you are so naive.
Did you take a good look at those 2007 Rome pictures? Did Jake look like someone who wanted to be around Reese?
What bonding? During "family" vacations kids were with the nanny and there is no reason to believe Jake is spending any time with kids outside occasional photo ops.
We don't know how much time he has spent with the kids, but there have been pictures of them together. They know each other at the least and bonded at the most, either way, he's in their life. It's hard to walk away from that.
They are just his beard's kids and the beard can't keep them completely out of the fauxmance picture.
Not a smile on Jake or Austin's face.
What? Jake was definitely smiling in the cycling pictures, and that's not just my opinion.
Is Jake not smiling here?
"We don't know how much time he has spent with the kids, but there have been pictures of them together. They know each other at the least and bonded at the most, either way, he's in their life. It's hard to walk away from that."
Last pic with Deacon Jake Deacon and Reese all looked pretty uncomfortable.
Is Jake not smiling here?
Yes, I'm smiling!
Does anyone have a babytile picture? I so need to see him / her.
Jake is still Toothy no matter how you slice it.
Thinking BT is bs does not mean Toothy is not Jake, and Austin is not the bf, so stop trying to beat us with that stick.
Only a minority believe in a baby Tile.
^^Austin is wearing his "oh f**k it's the paps" face again.
Jake just looks happy and smiling, 8.26.
How could you possibly know he cries and begs and that the have broken up and all this nonsense? Come on. I wihs he was gay too but its not true!
a) men do cry
b) people in a relationship sometimes make each other cry
c) Jake appeared in public at the Lakers looking on the verge of tears and like he had been crying
Austin is wearing his "oh f**k it's the paps" face again.
I think it's Austin's "PR safe" face: we are just riding our bikes, I'm concentrating on exercise, I'm not here to have fun, I have nothing to do with that little fucker's smile.
Someone said that gay men feel (even) more comfortable around gay women.
Really? I always thought these two have the least in common.
This might help understand why outsiders feel close to other outsiders:
“Gay men feel like outsiders in our heterosexual, patriarchal society,” Lypsinka told us. “Consciously or subconsciously they are often drawn to other people who are outsiders. This applies to female stars of all stripes, who are outside the realm of everyday life due to something that makes them unusual, whether it's their beauty or their sexuality or their vulnerability — qualities that come through on the screen, large or small.”
Gay men’s recognition of a fellow outsider certainly refers to the woman who is the Momma of all gay icons — Judy Garland. It’s no coincidence that “Friend of Dorothy” has long been a code for being gay, as the phrase indicates gay men’s veneration not only of Garland, but particularly of the early role that brought her so much attention. Dorothy Gale’s journey from Kansas to Oz mirrored many gay men’s desires to escape the black-and-white limitations of small town life — where puny minds like the Ms. Gulches of the world dictated acceptable behavior — for big, colorful cities filled with quirky, gender-bending characters who would welcome them.
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Just saw the Paris pics. It is not easy to be bored out of your skull in Paris. That's what Jake looks like in every pic.
anon 8:59 I agree with most all of your comments. Don't know much about and not gonna speculate on the parents though. Family structures can be wierd to outsiders. Nothing wrong with speaking your mind so don't be so appologetic. Hell, the upset Jake fans say whatever they want to and think they have a right but no one else does. Alot of your comment makes since and is a much better analysis than the daily "Jake and Reese have no chemistry and don't look good together" comments.
Alot of your comment makes since and is a much better analysis than the daily "Jake and Reese have no chemistry and don't look good together" comments.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
^^ See, what I tell you. More thought provoking comments from the upset Jake fandom!
11:19 PM
Babbler's bullshit has nothing to do with "thought provoking comments".
think it's Austin's "PR safe" face: we are just riding our bikes, I'm concentrating on exercise, I'm not here to have fun, I have nothing to do with that little fucker's smile.
LOL. The little fucker was smiling cuz he was amused by how his bf was so uncomfortable and uptight when the paps were around. Probably teased him about it afterward, too.
Biking is just foreplay.
Taking spandex off must be fun :)
Please be kind in your mocking, my fever makes me cry easily.
I hope I wasn't too hard on you :)
I think you are one of those fans who have hard time accepting the possibility of Jake lying and faking a relationship.
looking at these recent pap pics, all i can think is how much more exciting a jake/rihanna bearding/pairing/whateva would be. heh. i'm going to hell. i know.
also, we are just people, apologetic friend from previous page =) this is a public forum and you have as much of a right as anyone to say whatever you like. no need to apologize. we can't flog you to death or anything like that for having a differing opinion. besides, nobody knows anything for sure.
and i don't think you have a difficult time accepting anything. you think what you think. which is good enough. cheers, love.
Yet another day and no firm film offers for JG. Oh well, he can always have din-din with Katzenberg because God knows that Eastwood, Lee and Fincher aren't calling. I guess that they don't read People magazine....
Yawn.
LMAO, 2:34.
I think Jake is possibly quite hard to work with. There have been lots of tales of his difficulties onset and diva behaviour, athough some I'm inclined to believe are probably embellished for effect.
One pretty credible sounding poster at imdb posted that he kept falling asleep onset of Zodiac and making funny noises at the dolly and didn't get on with the director lots of times. Other times he's had arguments and near fights trying to perfect himself and sort the whole set out.
He's probably okay with ordinary cast and crew but the directors and producers he seems to lock horns with. That might make him a difficult proposition to hire, although on the inside he might be considered one of the easiest people to work with compared to some. It's hard to know because everything could be spin.
I think Jake is bi and is dating Reese. I also think he wants this to work even though there are signs it isn't. If you go to the Paris pictures on IHJ and look at number 39 there is affection in their expressions.
I think the opposite to that. I think beause they're assumed to "look good" together, people, especially women, who are "on wronged Reese's side" see what they want to see, and it's designed to cater to that emotion.
People want to see her happy, because they perceive she's been through a hard time but we don't know if Ryan ruined their marriage or whether her own behavior was part of the problem, or the entire problem. We're only told what someone's people allow to filter down to be heard as the official line.
I think Reese and Jake look friendly and compatible as much as Reese and Kiefer but no more so than that. The photos look largely staged to my eye. And I don't think we would even get close to knowing that either of them "want it to work" because they don't even need to say what they really think or don't. They pop to the bistro, smile at one another and the paparazzo and the spin machine does the rest, ensuring their audience gets another warm glow for the day. Pictures mean less words.
It's really simple to act. I always think bearding is the greatest act many actors achieve in their careers.
all i can think is how much more exciting a jake/rihanna bearding/pairing/whateva would be. heh. i'm going to hell. i know.
I think he already got a backup deal in the works with Penelope. My wish beard would be Jen! Mayer is a douche, and didn't treat more right. She's available now and Jake can give her some sweet platonic loving.
Jake's a bimbo - Penelope wouldnt be caught dead with him.
"I think you are one of those fans who have hard time accepting the possibility of Jake lying and faking a relationship."
I don't know him so he isn't lying to me....I think he is lying to himself.
I don't know him so he isn't lying to me
If you're a fan then he's lying to you too.
One thing I have learned is that people really want to believe in the assumed alturistic nature and upstanding niceness of Jake Gyllenhaal. To see anything else is a hard concept for a lot of people.
Contrary to the rumors of his diva antics, lies, partying and entirely probable soft to middle core drug use (which lots of young actors get caught up in) and - the multiple partner stories, both male and female.
People have probelms with all these things, quite aside from the basic Jake is Gay issue. They just want to believe he's a nice, benign saint from a nice saint family and they cannot ever see him stepping out of line and doing devious things or being bad, or naughty. It doesn't fit the image he and his people have crafted for him over the years.
But actors like Downey Jnr let the cat out of the bag when they make the wet dark and wild comments because they see another side to each other on closed movie sets. They see sides to each other the public never get to see and they know these comments can be said without ever having to be explained. It's an in-joke for them. But the public is clueless to what it REALLY means.
One pretty credible sounding poster at imdb posted that he kept falling asleep onset of Zodiac and making funny noises at the dolly and didn't get on with the director lots of times.
David Fincher IS a credible inside source. David and Jake are fine so I presume Jake was good during Zodiac filming.
He's probably okay with ordinary cast and crew but the directors and producers he seems to lock horns with.
Really? Is that why David O. Russell likes Jake too?
Jake and David O. Russell
They just want to believe he's a nice, benign saint from a nice saint family and they cannot ever see him stepping out of line and doing devious things or being bad, or naughty. It doesn't fit the image he and his people have crafted for him over the years.
My theory about longtime Jake fans who claim Reeke is real (other people don't give a shit):
group a) Jake couldn't / wouldn't lie about so very public relationship (babblers)
group b) they know Reeke is a charade, but they support it because Jake's gayness could hurt his career (Jeff/Jack troll)
Posted on OMG
"I shouldn't care. Not about this silly show, nor about Brooke's happiness with Julian, the only worthy significant other ever written for her. But the show just had to go and cast Austin Nichols. And I just had to watch out of curiousity. And just had to love how awesome he is for Brooke. So damn you, Austin Nichols! Damn you for making the Hill addicting again. Damn you making me remember a Mary Kate and Ashley movie with any sort of fondness."
Damn you, Austin Nichols! Or, why I can't quit One Tree Hill
Prince Harry was photographed making a royal getaway...with pink fingernails. [DListed]
Prince Hot Ginge's Hot Sexy Nails
It's like that?! I guess it is, because Prince Hot Ginge left Raffles in London last night with a little pink poking out of his pants and his nails covered in some fine, sexy polish. Bitch has got a freaky side! You know he's got a garter, pink thigh-highs and a bustier underneath his normal clothes. No-no popping shit!
Whatever game Prince Hot Ginge wants to play, I've got the dice for. I'll just swing by Vicky's Secret to get him something super pretty and then we can do this. I'll give him a manicure while he gives me a butticure. To quote Adina Howard: "I want a freak in the morning, a freak in the evening!"
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^^ :)
Michael, we're still waiting to hear your comments about your Boo being in Savannah!
I don't think this is traditional bearding. I think it's a lot like Ennis and Alma. (Make fun of me later, but I have a point.) I think Jake very much wants to have a relationship with a woman and avoid other feelings he may have. I think he wants to be "normal" after dealing with his family.
8:59, I sort of agree with you, except that in terms of his inner inclination, Jake seem (to me) to be monosexual rather than bisexual. He always looks miserable with Reese.
If he were bisexual by inclination, he would not be wasting his heterosexual "side" on somebody who happens to be female but does not happen to be sexually appealing to him.
This leads me to think that there is no heterosexual side. Since he is required to present only a heterosexual persona, he has already been forced to sacrifice his real affinity.
Given that he is required to pretend to be with a female, there is no additional emotional / psychological cost in choosing a female that he is not at all sexually or emotionally interested in.
I thought Harry was as hetero as a boy gets.
He probably is.
David Beckham loves nail polish, too :)
great post, 10:03. i especially like this part:
"But actors like Downey Jnr let the cat out of the bag when they make the wet dark and wild comments because they see another side to each other on closed movie sets. They see sides to each other the public never get to see and they know these comments can be said without ever having to be explained. It's an in-joke for them. But the public is clueless to what it REALLY means."
and thank goodness for that. i can't get enough of those little tidbits. it's those little gems that cut through the smoke and mirrors. downey seems like a little too much of a "fuck-u-man" type of guy to intentionally put that out there so to make Jake appear more mysterious. that's probably how he really feels.
"This leads me to think that there is no heterosexual side. Since he is required to present only a heterosexual persona, he has already been forced to sacrifice his real affinity.'
Absolutely. He has no idea how to do hetero-Jake. Clueless.
Poor sod seems sod seems bored to death with the fauxmance.
Boy, you gotta carry that load.
Michael, we're still waiting to hear your comments about your Boo being in Savannah!
Michael K fancies too many men, he can't keep track of them! lol
But the public is clueless to what it REALLY means."
and thank goodness for that. i can't get enough of those little tidbits.
Me too.
Unfortunately a lot of fans prefer dull and bland Jake.
A-List: Nathan Lane
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Q: T.R. Knight costarred in your short-lived 2003 sitcom Charlie Lawrence. Did you not give him any encouragement in that area?
A: No, that never came up. He was always a very private person, although, yes, I did know he was gay.
Q: Out stars like Knight and Neil Patrick Harris often attend events with their boyfriends. Why do we not hear more about your partner?
A: Well, he’s a private person, and I respect that. We’ve been together a long time, and he prefers not to be in the spotlight.
...
Q: When Tom Cruise, of all people, announced plans to produce a Birdcage sequel at United Artists in 2007, were you thrilled or horrified?
A: I was delighted. It would certainly be a fun thing for me to revisit if someone could come up with a great script. There had been talk from time to time of a sequel, and then there was some issue with losing the rights, so I know they were trying to work that out. But I don’t know if that will ever happen.
...
Q: How did it feel to be romantically linked to Ricky Martin last year on the gossip blogs?
A: Oh, man. The Ricky Martin thing was hilarious just because we’ve actually never met, but I’m sure he’s a very nice young man. Yeah, that was probably more flattering for me than for him.
Q: Speaking of nice young men, Bruce Vilanch famously conducted your Advocate coming-out interview. So whose coming-out interview would you like to conduct?
A: Oh, God almighty. So, in a sense, you’re asking me to out somebody?
Q: If you’d like, but I’d settle for a heterosexual fantasy.
A: How about George Clooney? Wouldn’t that be manna from heaven for everybody?
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Tom Cruise, of all people, announced plans to produce a Birdcage sequel at United Artists in 2007
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Is America Ready for a Gay American Idol?
It's that time of the week, when Queerty takes a break from the opinion-making and puts you, the readers, in charge. Each Friday, we invite you to be the pundit on a hot-button question facing the LGBT community and its allies. As always, we expect people to be respectful and considerate of others by refraining from personal attacks. We present the information, you make the decision.
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Contrary to the rumors of his diva antics, lies, partying and entirely probable soft to middle core drug use (which lots of young actors get caught up in) and - the multiple partner stories, both male and female.
People have problems with all these things, quite aside from the basic Jake is Gay issue. They just want to believe he's a nice, benign saint from a nice saint family and they cannot ever see him stepping out of line and doing devious things or being bad, or naughty. It doesn't fit the image he and his people have crafted for him over the years.
Bravo! Well said.
To believe that Jake is capable of mendacity and deception does not equal saying he's a scumbag.
He's just a young guy. Not an asshole, not a saint.
Adam singing one of Jake's favorite songs :)
Adam Lambert - I Make You Crazy
You don't need a scanner, you can use digital camera.
I neither have that. Hopefully soon for my next vacation.
Doesn't matter, there is already too much Reeke pictures :)
Doesn't matter, there is already too much Reeke pictures :)
I agree with that.
Reese Witherspoon is a shameless liar.
Did you read Elle interview and her bullshit about divorce, paparazzi and not having money for a nanny? Reese is full of shit.
Reese is using Jake go get media attention and keep her "she has it all" public image. In her business good PR and tabloid covers = $$$.
Yes I read it and it is only bullshit to you because you believe she is a liar. Otherwise you dont have any tangible proof that she is lying other then your thoughts about her that will not change.
4:43 PM
You are naive and silly.
Reese is an A list celebrity she doesnt need tabloid covers to make money at the box office. Not everyone that buys a ticket to her movies likes her because they see her in tabloids they just think her movies and acting is enjoyable.
Yes I read it and it is only bullshit to you because you believe she is a liar.
No, we know she's a liar.
Reese uses paparazzi all the time - even in museums.
Reese and Ryan had a lot of money, enough to hire 3 nannies, but Reese loves to sell "I'm just like you" image.
4:54 that was very well presented. Just throw your insults and show how mature you are.
4:68 How do you know she calls paparazzi? Do you tap her telephone line? How do you know how rich she is? Do you have access to her bank accounts? Remember that when they say movie star makes 20 mil, some goes to taxes, agents and all types of other things. It is expensive to live in LA especially to maintain multimillion dollar homes and things like that.
Tom C,
you obviously have no clue how Hollywood works, you are too ignorant for PR games.
5:03 enlighten me.
^^I have to say the attempts to say "I'm just like you" don't work when she says stuff like she doesn't shower every day. This is supposed to connect with us little people? Really?
I'm an ordinary Joe Schmoe and I can't leave the house without a shower first thing in the morning, because you lose about a pint of sweat from your body overnight, and stale sweat starts to smell when the bacteria begins to multiply on it. That's a fact.
It's not fancy schmancy to have a daily shower. Just average hygiene.
Even us little people like to small fresh, Reese.
maybe hygiene is not on the top of her list? Dont make a big deal out of nothing.
5:03 enlighten me
Tom C,
Read a book about Hollywood. Read all WFT2 and OMG comments, and then come back to ask questions.
haha you are funy 5:10. Comments on blogs is where you get your info. Nice! That is certainly not where I get my info.
Tom C,
we got it, you are just another stupid and ignorant troll.
because I dont agree with your fantasies? Ok then. I am entitled to my opinion without you have to start immature name calling.
4:43 PM, I don't believe it's a show either, but I do believe they use their relationship to promote projects, like Rendition for example. Even people who like them, admit that.
I believe he and Austin Nichols were in a relationship, but it's most likely over now. Jake is Sagittaruius and they are often bisexual, I read. I think Jake is bi and can equally fall for men and women alike.
I personally don't think Jake and Reese will last. She's too pretentious and fake. Jake needs to find someone who suits him more. I'd like to see him with Michelle Williams or a woman who's not in the business. It would be nice if he and Austin got back together too. All these options are better than Reese to me.
5:17 PM
No, because you believe rags and have no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah you are right they could definitely use their relationship to promote projects. That I don't put above any movie star. Usually when I movie is coming out they star talkign more about their relationship to recieve more press.
You should stop assuming things you have no idea about. I dont read tabloid mags.
There is no relationship, Reeke is just a PR campaign.
Arent you people sick of talking about RW. WFT is about Jake not her.
Jake is as gay as a goose, and he's bearding in order to revive his semi-stalled career and compensate for a series of devastating family problems. Get used to it.
Tom C,
give it up, you're busted and you're clueless.
wow you sound like you are hovering above him 24/7 and know everything about what he does and wy he does it. Can I have the technology you are using? :D
are you reading the same comments some of these people are making? The assume they know everything about these 3 individuals just by reading gossip sites and have absolutely no proof. If i dont know what the hell I am talking about the I wonder where these people stand?
"To believe that Jake is capable of mendacity and deception does not equal saying he's a scumbag.
He's just a young guy. Not an asshole, not a saint."
Don't be naive 3.45. A lot of people don't like him because he's bearding. bearding in a nasty "in your face" way. No one likes to be so obviously manipulated. As simple as that.
Bravo my ass.
Why dont you try posting something productive to the discussion and offer proof of these fantastical theories instead of asking questions that are obviouisly used to undermine the intelligence of another person?
Tom C has lost his way....he's looking for PROOF!!
Tom C,
We are offering proofs and discussing showmance and Jake's bearding since November 2006.
Where have you been all that time? Why should we waste time on you?
The dumbest thing I've heard is when posters come to a gossip blog and ask for proof! this ain't a court of law Tommy. lol!
What I am trying to say is why talk and trash these people without any proof???
I wish you all the best in your fantastical little lives of dreaming you know these peoples lives like you are standing next to them 24/7.
Better still google, you'll be amazed at what you can find!
Tom C,
There is plenty of proof that Reeke is a sham and Reese a lying bitch. Keep playing stupid. lol
Tom,
If you don't read the tabloids, then how do you know about Reeke, whether it's for "real", or not?
I mean, since you accused folks of getting information from gossip blogs, I just know that you don't do the same thing.
So, where else did you get your info, huh? You watching them 24/7, too?
"What I am trying to say is why talk and trash these people without any proof???
March 15, 2009 5:38 PM"
Because we like Reeke and their PR people to know that we are not fooled and we find their homophobic PR campaign ridiculous. We like them to know the public can think for themselves. We like people to read blogs and the word of the fauxmance to spread. That answer good enough, Tom C?
I don't think Reese not showering is to look like the common people; I think you're supposed to think she does it to discourage the paps because she said it while talking about them.
I see the gang all here. Why do you all torture yourselves? Jake doesn't care what you think. He's never coming "out of the closet." Do any of you think he's going to give up million dollar paychecks to become "the gay actor" I think not. Anyway it's his life. Life goes on.
And you're only here to either impart your much needed wisdom of the ages that the schlubs here have been clamoring for, or to just be a generally annoying Reeke shill.
Which ever, your words are mere pixels and carry no more weight than the veracity of People, OK and USWeekly.
maybe hygiene is not on the top of her list? Dont make a big deal out of nothing.
It was the way she did it. To show that her life isn't all glamor and she's an ordinary gal just like the rest of us-------it's not glamorous or elitist to have a shower.
You know those perfect movie stars - maybe they don't sweat! :)
I believe he and Austin Nichols were in a relationship, but it's most likely over now.
That's what a lot of people said during the time Jake and Austin weren't pictured together.
Didn't believe it then and don't believe it now.
They've been seeing each other as more than friends over those two years and still are.
To the person who keeps saying you don't know them, well you don't know them either. Face it, Jake is gay and Reeke is the biggest PR stunt in years. Like Heidi and Spenser. She is an a list actress on her way down to c since her acting range is so limited. She is almost out of romcom range already. Did you see 4Xmas or Rendition. No acting chops.
I see the gang all here. Why do you all torture yourselves? Jake doesn't care what you think. He's never coming "out of the closet." Do any of you think he's going to give up million dollar paychecks to become "the gay actor" I think not. Anyway it's his life. Life goes on.
March 15, 2009 5:56 PM
Sweetie, at the moment the million dollar paycheck ain't coming because he ain't got no work! Not after 1 1/2 years of bearding, so he better change his strategy, yea?
Hey! The bearding's working, no more The Gay about me! I got "Damn Yankees"!
A much loved musical where I'll be singing and dancing surrounded by men in tight pants and...
Oh.
Not yet, Jakey-poo! not yet, I think they have to look for a producer? But that ain't gonna be a problem if they can see ya in your Mark's & Spencer women's undies!
Hugh Jackman is gayer than Gay Gayerson standing on a gay float in a Gay Pride parade on International Gay Day wearing an Ungaro Spring frock and dialing a phone with a pencil.
Remember this?
03/06/2007
Underwear Shopping with Jake Gyllenhaal
Via Page Six: "Jake Gyllenhaal is way beyond the simple choice of boxers vs. briefs. A shopper in Bloomingdale's underwear department recently watched the Brokeback Mountain star with a salesman 'combing through every style...A good 10 minutes later, Jake was still at it...holding up a pair of tight white briefs that he'd pulled out of the package to examine, as if he'd never seen tighty whities before in his entire life. It was hilarious. He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow...He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city's most highly trafficked department store.'"
Or maybe he's just used to going commando.
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I don't think Reese not showering is to look like the common people; I think you're supposed to think she does it to discourage the paps because she said it while talking about them."
I think she just has poor personal habits, her hillbilly upbringing.
"I don't think Reese not showering is to look like the common people; I think you're supposed to think she does it to discourage the paps because she said it while talking about them."
I think that Reese says shit like that because she is a phony, pretengious idiot who thinks that she is being witty and deep. I wonder if she even thinks about what she's saying before it leaves her whiny little mouth.
I think Reese made those comments to appeal to her fanbase. That's a common PR tactic. When interviewed say all the things your fans like to hear. Reese thinks her fanbase is made up of mid western religious women who are poor, don't wash regularly, and have unhealthy diets of sugar and flour! Jeez she must love her fan base so much!!
Oh! these hard working Reese fans who troll the net day & night, singing her praises and Reese thinks they are poor, stinky and fat?!?!
LMAO
I am curious about the stories about Jake being a "diva" on set or having problems with anger or getting along with others.
There were no stories of that kind of behavior with Ang Lee or on the set of Brokeback Moutain, and he gave Lee his best performance.
Heath said there was no competition with Jake and that he was always helpful and fun on set.
Is it possible Jake only has problems with people who are difficult themselves?
Jake's behavior only took a turn for the worse after he hooked up with Reese. Prior to that there were no complaints. He and Toby reportedly competed for being liked by the crew on Brothers. Jake supposedly threw some tantrums because he did not have his own hair person and would have to share with Toby.
Jake didn't hook up with Reese.
I'm sure his bitchy beard sometimes gets on his nerves, but I think his bearding situation is what could influence his mental and emotional state.
Based on the pictures, Sam Mendes, Fincher and David O. Russell are on good terms with Jake :)
Maybe she doesn't shower before she takes the kids to school (if she actually does that). She probably doesn't shower before going to the gym (yoga) and then does afterwards.
Why are we discussing it? She's icky whether she is the girlfriend, beard, bff, whatever...
Jake complained about Fincher requiring so many takes, and also that he felt just like another "color" rather than an actor - Fincher expressed "shock", and Mark R criticized Jake, remarking I recall that Jake was making more money than the others and oughtta put a lid on it.
This is not verbatim, just what I recall.
Fincher also implied that he was having to break Jake of his "ernestness"
Why do you think Fincher had these problems with Jake but Ang Lee didn't?
Do you think the difference comes from the style of the directors or just the difference in the characters Jake had to portray?
Personality conflict, I thought. And I dont think Jake was happy with his own work in the film, he indicated this, I felt, in the DVD commentary. Dissatisfaction.
^ ^ ^
Was it Richard Kelly who said Jake kidded around, to blow off steam, but was totally professional when he was on.
IHJ gallery
March 15 - Reeke "shopping" at Nina Ricci in Paris
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March 15 - Reeke "shopping" at Nina Ricci in Paris
Jakey pretending to be bothered by the papz. I'm pretty convinced Reeke are actually enjoying the attention.
I hope everyone knows that without Reese, Jake wouldn't be getting this much attention. He's not that well known.
Jakey pretending to be bothered by the papz.
I don't see it.
Reeke organized paparazzi / are using paparazzi - attention and Reeke reaction is phony.
If the papz didn't turn up, that would be a disaster of catastrophic proportions for Reeke!
Paparazzi were informed.
I hope everyone knows that without Reese, Jake wouldn't be getting this much attention.
I hope everyone knows that cheap and tacky PR like this (15% discount for Reese from Nina Ricci?) isn't a good thing for Jake.
I agree 10.53, It's all publicity for Jake, who has no projects and publicity for Reese who wants to show all how "blessed & happy" she is with her bf. Nevermind he is gay and didn't join her till his bf went off to film.
Where is Keifer Sutherland?? has he gone home?
I hope everyone knows that without Reese, Jake wouldn't be getting this much attention.
LOL!
Check out gossip sites - Jake is a tool to promote Reese.
Keifer Sutherland doesn't need to promote himself.
Beggars can't be choosers!
he was there in Spain. Where is he now? is only reese promoting her film? or is this supposed to be a vacation? Round Europe in 7 days?!
I think that we should start a 'Days Since' Clock for Jake - days since his last firm movie offer and days since he was seen on screen. I know that the latter was Oct. 07 and the former was sometime last spring. Does anyone have the exact dates?
Maybe we can add an entry for 'Days Since last Reeke photo-op'.
11:10 PM
Reese is on business trip to promote the movie, Jake is there to promote Reese and the fauxmance.
As Michael K would say - sadness.
"Reese is on business trip to promote the movie, Jake is there to promote Reese and the fauxmance."
And get in Disney's good books. That's saying it nicely...
I wonder what Jake thinks of himself? Does he sometimes, just sometimes feel ashamed of himself?
Never said they did, 10:46.
Can you say the same?
Never go to other blogs/sites to slag off on the posters there.
Can you say the same?
Never take myself too seriously, my opinion too highly or what I read/see on the internet as the whole truth.
Can you say the same?
Jake has no reason to feel ashamed.
He's living his life the way he wants.
Haha. Jake's expressions in those pics are funny. He looks like he's getting ready to transform into the HULK or someone. They both want their pictures taken, yet they're trying to convince us that they don't. Heh. Reese is worse at faking. Jake bluffs a little too hard, but at least his scowl is convincing. Hello, Academy! Are you watching???
Keifer Sutherland is also in Paris for promotion of M&A. pics at JJ.
Doesn't he go shopping, dine, blah blah?? Only these two idiots?
Whatever Jake is doing, the last thing he's doing is "living his life the way he wants" LOL!!
Is Jake's scowl because he's faking it for the paps or because he has to hold teeny's tiny hand when he'd rather hold a man's hand any day!!
If the papz didn't turn up, that would be a disaster of catastrophic proportions for Reeke!
Check out PINB. He captures their disinterest exactly. Cant for the life of me figure out how anyone can think these 2 are for real. They can barely keep up the facade. If anyone thinks that is what being love looks like, I feel sorry for them.
I find the debate about the godfather thing intriguing. Coming from the same part of the world as Heath, I have to say that naming Jake godfather at least shows a good level of trust. Around here it's not really something you do on a whim. I'm not saying Heath was in love with Jake or any of that nonsense, but godparents are usually expected to have a big part in the upbringing of a child. People can become friends very quickly sometimes, if they are the right sort of people. And 3 years can be a very long time.
[italic]Don't be naive 3.45. A lot of people don't like him because he's bearding. bearding in a nasty "in your face" way. No one likes to be so obviously manipulated. As simple as that.
Bravo my ass.[/italic]
3:45, this individual here that so rudely replied to your comment is not me at 10:03, the person you were originally responding to.
Just wanted to clear that up.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/33183541.html#cutid1
3:32.. so Jake may not be gay but he's actually indulging in some kinky fetish. Lucky Reese, girl certainly knows how to pick them.
Poor babblers, they spoiled that BI for them. LOL
so Jake may not be gay but he's actually indulging in some kinky fetish
No, Jake is gay and maybe indulging in some kinky fetish :)
agree 5.07
Jake has no reason to feel ashamed. He's living his life the way he wants.
No, homophobia doesn't let Jake live his life the way he wants.
Coming from the same part of the world as Heath, I have to say that naming Jake godfather at least shows a good level of trust. Around here it's not really something you do on a whim.
Thanks for the inside info :)
Is Jake's scowl because he's faking it for the paps or because he has to hold teeny's tiny hand when he'd rather hold a man's hand any day!!
Got to admit, Reeke hand holding is a good move. They don't talk, they don't look at each other, they look bored, they have zero chemistry, ... it doesn't matter and no one pays attention because they are holding hands!
So what if…
Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal played lovers in a movie? Yes, they’re actually brother and sister, but again – it’s just a movie. They’re just acting.
The movie that EVERYONE would be talking about
I wonder what Jake thinks of himself? Does he sometimes, just sometimes feel ashamed of himself?
I'm sure he does, making a fool of himself in public can't be all fun.
Dear Ted:
I can't stand it anymore. Pics of Reese and Jake hand in hand in Spain just emerged—what is up with that? I have always believed that they are in a fauxmance and are really just great friends, but now are we supposed to believe that he flies all the way to Spain just to put one over on the unsuspecting public just for a few paparazzi shots? That is hard to believe, my friend. Clear up this confusion please!
—Liz
Dear Snafu:
I think you just did, hon.
Dear Ted:
I can't imagine that there's anyone left for you to reveal as Toothy Tile! It seems like you've eliminated everyone in Hollywood! So forget Toothy, Nevis, Judas and Crotch. Answer this: Is Grey Goose Peter Sarsgaard? If not, give us a clue. Just for fun.
—Always Curious
Dear Gay Love Is Blind:
No. Way warm, though, fudge-muffin.
Dear Ted:
I saw an interview with Dwayne Johnson in which the interviewer mentioned his female fans and their crushes in him. Dwayne brought up his male fans with crushes also. This shocked the woman interviewing him. So is this hottie just really comfortable with his sexuality or what?
—James
Dear Between a Rock and a Hard-On:
What do you think?
Dear Ted:
Are you ever shocked at how far young fangirls will go to deny that their favorite actor is probably...gulp...gay? I think you have the best job ever invented!
—Brenda
Dear Blind Eye:
Not really.
Dear Between a Rock and a Hard-On
LOL!
Dear Snafu
SNAFU = Situation Normal All Fucked Up
phrase used to describe a less than desirable scenario when similar less than desirable scenarios seem to be the norm in the given environment. Originated as a military phrase because soldiers report to superior officers using phrases like "situation normal".
Situation Normal All Fucked Up
The story of my life!
People,
Ted's latest leads me to think that Austin isn't the boyfriend after all.
Austin dosn't have any connection to Peter that I know of. However Chris, is considered a part of the family, just like Peter.
I might also explain why Ian never heard of Austin as a boyfriend.
Also, the "fudge muffin," a reference to someone who bakes or cooks perhaps.
That would also explain why Ted didn't imply anything about Austin's "friendship" with Jake in referring to the bike pics.
If it's not Chris, then it may be someone else in the chef world.
"Way warm, though" could simply mean "close to Toothy".
"Way warm" is a reference to Peter as a guess and his relationship to Jake.
Peter is the boyfriend of Maggie and father of her child.
Peter would be considered a member of the family.
Now Peter did also co-star in a movie with Jake just like Austin, but lots of men have co-stared with Jake.
No, I think the use of "fudge-muffin," a food reference, is the important link.
The question is ho
10:18 here. Sorry. I meant to write "who."
What would Grey Goose mean if Chris is the bf?
You also cook Geese.
Ted has been messing with people's heads with this story from day one.
"Grey Goose" may never have really meant anything.
I can cook everything.
Also, the "fudge muffin," a reference to someone who bakes or cooks perhaps.
Nope.
Years ago Ted said GG was not YET as famous as Matt Dillon, and recently when Prayers for Bobby was on the Lifetime channel Ted made a reference to GG having "the role of a lifetime".
I think GG was and is an actor.
Ted's comment is really leading to think that Austin is not and never was the boyfriend, and that's way the recent pics don't mean anything.
Reese and pr would care because Jake and Austin are just friends.
Not sure if the boyfriend is Chris; it could be someone else.
"Ted has been messing with people's heads with this story from day one"
I tend to be agree with that
re: GG if CF - clearly Ted chose GG as a reference to Wild Turkey. But he's just devious enough to do that on purpose just to liven up the fun. Could go either way?
BTW I'm firmly in the either Austin OR Chris camp :)
"Grey Goose" may never have really meant anything.
Gray Goose vodka seems to be a shout-out to Wild Turkey bourbon with the name 'Austin Nichols' on the label.
I need a drink.
So if GG was never Austin how do you explain the story Ted ran about Jake and an "Austin Nichols look-alike" holding hands in NY?
("Look-alike" because the witness recognised Jake by sight, but not the much less well-known Austin IMO.)
"Fudge packer" is also slang for anal sex, as in packing fudge. I won't spell it out for you.
Ted often calls attractive men, including Austin, "stud muffins".
Chris bares his sole
The mention of Peter is a reference to his often being around Jake, just like Austin. Grey Goose = Wild Turkey/Austin Nichols. Could not be much clearer. Before the walk in Manhattan, Ted had another write up even more graphic and loaded with sexual innuendo about Jake and Austin. Pounding, wearing protection, just a few of the words I can recall.
Jake isn't around Peter often.
I think Ted is just playing word games. I don't think the references are as clear cut as people think. But Ted knows that their are strong internet communities that believe the boyfriend is either Austin or Chris.
Why not use clues that could point to either. That way Ted wins no matter what.
I would think Ted had a perfect opportunity to score points with the recent bike pics.
He didn't. I still think something's up with that.
I have heard before that Jake's "affections" have been known to swing back and forth between Austin and Chris.
I would think Ted had a perfect opportunity to score points with the recent bike pics.
Score what points?
Jake is getting smarter. That BI Revealed is obviously a plant by his publicist.
^^First thing I thought of was fudge packing as well.
Might not occur to non-English speakers as it's slang.
I would think Ted had a perfect opportunity to score points with the recent bike pics.
Did you read Ted the first time Jake and Austin were pictured biking together? He even put the picture of them together in a section called "In the closet"!
Peter plays "gay" beautifully. I really don't know who would put up with Jake, I figure he is a hand-full - bless his heart, and good luck, bud.
^ ^ ^
p.s. I'm referring to Dying Gaul and his new film, Mysteries of Pittsburgh or something? He gets it. Well why should not anyone "get it" - it's human experience for godsake. sigh. some people.
Did you read Ted the first time Jake and Austin were pictured biking together?
No, back then I thought Jake was straight.
This was at ONTD:
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LMAO!
They are so totally adorable together!
All else is straw! (St Thomas Aquinas on his death bed)
^^^ This was at ONTD
Aww, this needs to be reposted on the new comments page :)
Jake and Austin are fabulous!
Lainey about her favourite famewhores:
Their little love trip through Europe continues…paid for by a film studio. Bonus!
Reese Witherspoon in Paris to promote Monsters vs Aliens. As you know, Jake Gyllenhaal has joined her on the tour Рthey were spotted enjoying their free time in Paris this weekend, walking hand in hand, popping in at a few bakeries, eating at the famed Caf̩ de Flore, shopping at Nina Ricci Рevery stop captured by cameras.
Yes their love is legit. But their love is convenient too especially when there’s something to sell.
And while Jakey G did not bring his best trousers along, he did bring his best hair. Jakey right now has hot hair. Jakey is totally working this hair. He also looks great in that coat. Maybe Paris can finally cure him of the chronic pants problem? Where are you Karl?
Lainey
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