Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Four Years of Toothy Tile

Austin Nichols and Jake Gyllenhaal
March 5, 2009

March 10, 2005

Jolie's lesbian boasts
Sultry screen siren Angelina Jolie has boasted she is an expert at lesbian sex - because she's a woman. The Tomb Raider actress, 29, has admitted to relationships with females in the past, as well as her high-profile marriages to Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton. She enthuses: "I absolutely love women and find them incredibly sexy. I have loved women in the past and slept with them too. I think if you love and want to pleasure a woman, particularly if you are a woman yourself, then certainly you know how to do things in a certain way."


Stallone Launches his Own Brand Pudding
Actor Sylvester Stallone has shown his awareness to make better American diets, whom he suggested to snack the sugar-free chocolate mousse in a can. As a solution of the many unhealthy foods sold in the market and to help people to find like so-called wholesome food that doesn't need much time to prepare, he promotes his own brand of high protein dessert.


Simpson and Lachey Recording New Albums
After taking time out to make movies and star in the reality TV show, newlyweds Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are back to music. They are both recording new albums that will soon be released.


Elton teams up with Beckhams to buy house
Elton John is teaming up with the Beckhams to buy a home in South Africa. The trio want to buy a holiday home they can share. Elton is godfather to Brooklyn Beckham so the whole family is very close to the legendary singer.


Robbie Williams gutted at Michael retirement
Robbie Williams is devastated George Michael is quitting the music industry because he was planning to record a duet with the ex-Wham! Star. Williams approached Michael about the collaboration when they were filming their cameo appearances for a charity episode of television comedy Little Britain. But Michael has since announced his decision to step away from the limelight to compose songs for other artists. Williams moaned: "I'm gutted. I wanted to duet with him on my album."


One Adorable Blind Vice
Okay, sugar-muffins, the only reason this one's in the Vice section is because until quite recently, Toothy Tile was dating his superpopular, superannoyingly perfect girlfriend. Not boyfriend. Which, if you ask this old gossip whore, is the classification Tile would prefer his significant others be filed under in the very near future. read more

More photos: IHJ

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Anonymous said...

slashalot said...
I am he! I am, I believe, alone of my kind. girls dont like my stuff cause it's too rough.


I can find something I like in every Jack/Ennis story :)

Anonymous said...

1:08 #1 Thanks! Never knew that. OK now that I learned my one new thing for the day can I go home now?!

Anonymous said...

Romefest

Piggybackgate. :P

Anonymous said...

Is Austin swapping milk bottle stories with the fan? :)

Anonymous said...

There was a semi-illiterate cat here yesterday. Anyone know where she went?

Anonymous said...

"Is Austin swapping milk bottle stories with the fan? :)"

So sweet! And yeah you Baby Tile cynics, always yowling for proof: suck it up!

Anonymous said...

Mew?

Anonymous said...

OK now that I learned my one new thing for the day can I go home now?!

Class, sit down and pay attention!

Anonymous said...

Darlin Attidawg Iz en de ketchen cookin yo up sum a' yer deep fried shweet potatoh kibble yer lak zo much!

Anonymous said...

"wow, he has a lot of hair"

!? So Baby Tile is bald!?!

Anonymous said...

"Is Austin swapping milk bottle stories with the fan?"

He was probably peeking in the blanket to see if his leftovers were stolen and made him a papa again.

Anonymous said...

I have a smooth head so the pretty bow sticks on and stays all day.

Anonymous said...

Is Austin swapping milk bottle stories with the fan? :)

Those are very cute pictures.

Anonymous said...

slashalot said...
I am he! I am, I believe, alone of my kind. girls dont like my stuff cause it's too rough.


You are not alone, there are at least two guys writing BBMt slash (community.livejournal.com/brokebackslash).

Anonymous said...

He Saw the Best Minds of His Generation Destroyed by Madness

Two shots of James Franco playing the young Allen Ginsberg in Howl, which just began shooting in NYC.

Franco told MTV last July: "I’ve certainly read ‘Howl.’ I was very into the beatniks when I was in high school, and I still am. So I certainly have read Howl many times."

Franco

Anonymous said...

Baby Tile said...
I have a smooth head so the pretty bow sticks on and stays all day.


Yay, so you're a girl!! :) :)

Anonymous said...

I am curious about the Baby Tile believers.

How long are you willing to not have any photographic evidence of this child's existence before you no longer believe it's true.

I am really curious. At this point, the kid's got to be walking and talking. Not much longer before he/she will be attending school.

Just how long do you think a child can be hidden without somebody, somewhere spilling the beans?

Especially if the bearding continues for a few more years?

Anonymous said...

QB, you take yourself too serious.

Anonymous said...

3:15, are you talking to me at 2:55?

Who is QB?

Anonymous said...

Allen G in heaven is writing hot verse to Franco - and creaming his jeans in delight!

Anonymous said...

And be pushing his beard in our face 24/7, Jake is contributing to the hate.

^ ^ Don't look! Turn the page! Do something else! Why the hell are you still here crying for Jake to make your life exceptable or valid. Just because he's hot? Find another "Out" male star who you can look up to. Most of the stars, male and female came out in their 30's, 40's or later. If Jake is Gay or bi, he is not an exception. If you just can't stand what you think Jake is doing, move the f**K on and stop bitchin because the constant bitchin won't make Jake do what you think he should do. All you can do is live your life!

Anonymous said...

Calm down,3:38
I bet your jugular vein is pumping like crazy!

I agree w/you,though

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Anonymous said...

And what else have you got but to come on here and tell us what to do. At least some of us are here to talk about things we are really interested in. Seems like some posters are just on "Jake is straight/bi/not with Austin" patrol and trying to drive us into oblivion. And when trying to convince us there is nothing wrong with bearding doesn't work, you start up with the Austin is a loser and/or wrong to stay with Jake mantra.

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Anonymous said...

O wow some people must have sat down on hot chilies. Have to come to WFT2 and scream

I hope you judgemental fools dont have any children.

BABY TILE LIVES! J and A have decided to home school BT. No celeb babe for this couple!

Anonymous said...

This isn't GB, we're free to bitch and moan about Jake if we want to. If you don't like it here I suggest you check them out, they never have a bad word to say about Jake, even when he does things like spitting and kicking paps. They don't let real life and real emotions ruin their little wonderland.

Anonymous said...

It's always Austin that gets some people's knickers in twist. Nothing like pictures of Austin taking interest in a baby to make you nervous. He looks kind of fatherly to me, like he's really interested in babies and not just making nice to a fan.

Anonymous said...

Allen G in heaven is writing hot verse to Franco - and creaming his jeans in delight!

LOL

Anonymous said...

"we're free to bitch and moan about Jake if we want to"

^^

I love to visit this site and bitch about Jake. Im sure he is very loved by his family & friends but for me he is just an actor and a HW product that PR are trying to sell to me.
I have the right,
NO! the obligation!! to say what i like and what i don't like.

plus, and i'm at work and i'm boring

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
Is there any chance that Toothy Tile just likes sex and does not have a preference for men over women?
—Ed, London

Dear Try It All:
That's probably what he's trying to convince himself of right now. But no.

Dear Ted:
I just don't see why some in the media (Perez) are hell-bent on outing some celebs (calling Mr. Bass), and yet there is no mention of my favorite boy lover, Toothy! Are you the only one who knows of his non-hetero ways, or are Perez and the like just comfortable with outing D-list celebs? Help me understand how that gossip mind works.
—Ana

Dear Method to Madness:
Money makes the world go round, sweets.

Anonymous said...

How long are you willing to not have any photographic evidence of this child's existence before you no longer believe it's true.

If it weren't for Jake taking out Atticus and Boo for walks, allowing Atti to be in the BBM Logo special, talking about them in interviews, we would never know Jake had dogs. He could also have cats, parrots, rabbits, or reptiles who live at his house, who are regularly taken to vets for checkups and emergencies, and whose daily routines are maintained by Jake, another resident or hired help. But just because we don't see or hear about any other pet than Atticus doesn't mean they don't exist, does it. Same with Baby Tile, it's entirely possible to keep a baby on the downlow. Difficult, yes but not impossible.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
I'm a newer reader so please forgive me if this has been asked and answered. I'm curious why there is so much pressure in Hollywood for gay men to keep to the closet. Does that influence come from management, from marketing, from fear of conservatives?
—Just wondering

Dear Down 'n' Out:
It's an inside job, babe. Folks like Ellen just don't feel the self-hating shame. Most, however, do, I'm very sorry to report.

Anonymous said...

"Dear Try It All:
That's probably what he's trying to convince himself of right now. But no."

Is Ted saying Jake is having/trying to have a sexual relationship with Reese? I wonder if Reese is putting some sort of religious guilt on him and he's trying to do the right thing by her church. If he is no wonder Jake looks forlorn and dead-fish-eye most of the time. Not after-glowy like a person should look if the sex is good and often.

Anonymous said...

Is Ted saying Jake is having/trying to have a sexual relationship with Reese?

No.

Anonymous said...

Ted's latest comments have convinced me more than ever that he hasn't got a clue as to what's really going on with Jake.

If what he's saying is true, then Jake is not bearding and his sexual relationship with Reese is real, strained or not. This would contradict his previous pronouncements.

If Jake knows he is gay, why would he be "trying" to convince himself of anything. He's just in a typical non-sexual bearding relationship.

Either Ted is clueless, or just playing more spin games.

Anonymous said...

5:22, you misread or misunderstood.

Anonymous said...

5:16, I think you should reread Ted's comment. The only way Jake would be trying to convince himself that he just "likes to have sex" (bisexuality) would be to have sex with women. In other words, with Reese.

And Ted is referring to his behavior at present.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Hurted Cat, what did you understand from the last Ted sayings?

Anonymous said...

Ted is being his usual sarcastic in his reply. It's not literal.

Anonymous said...

5:16 and 5:27, why don't you explain your interpretation instaed of saying "No" and "You misunderstood". Give backup to your know-it-all answers don't just discount others without reason. You may not want to believe what is said (we don't either) but you got to state WHY not just disagree.

Anonymous said...

If what he's saying is true, then Jake is not bearding and his sexual relationship with Reese is real, strained or not.

No, Ted didn't say nor imply that.
Jake could try to convince himself he just likes sex with men and will find the "right" woman one day.

Anonymous said...

But no.

Jake is gay.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Hurted Cat, what did you understand from the last Ted sayings?

Hurted Cat LOL

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Anonymous said...

Ewww!

Anonymous said...

"Dear Ted:
Is there any chance that Toothy Tile just likes sex and does not have a preference for men over women?
—Ed, London

Dear Try It All:
That's probably what he's trying to convince himself of right now. But no."

5:37: But no.

Jake is gay.



^^ How do you explain "try it all" and "convince himself of right now"? Or are you ignoring that part?

Anonymous said...

5:44.. why fight your natural urges when you could wake up next to this beauty wow!!!

Anonymous said...

"Sex with Reese"

"Jake: Ewww!"



Tell me about it. At least I only had to see that on my birthdays or when she wanted that fucking oscar.

Anonymous said...

5:44.. whatever, it still doesn't look to good for Reese does it. there's one thing turning a gay man straight (yeah as if!) there's another convincing a gay man he's definately gay.

Anonymous said...

"why fight your natural urges when you could wake up next to this beauty wow!!! "

Waking up next to this natural hetero beauty is way better than that gross messy gay stuff.

Anonymous said...

5:44, calm down. Ted has never said Jake has not slept with women. He has. That would be where Try It All comes from. And the convincing himself part is just Ted being dry and mocking.

Ted believes Jake is closeted, trying to convince himself and the rest of the world he's straight (and trying way too hard) - and that he is ultimately gay, despite his dalliances with women, either for show or for real, on occasion.

Anonymous said...

try it all = Jake did try it all, long time ago.

That's probably what he's trying to convince himself of right now = Jake hopes he could "go back" to women, back to no need for bearding and hiding.

Let's not forget Ted keeps saying fauxmance since Summer 2007.

Anonymous said...

Ted is saying that Jake is probably trying to convince himself that he just likes sex, doesn't matter if its men or woman.

Ted is talking in the present tense about Jake's present behavior.

But, Ted is saying Jake does have a preference for men, despite what Jake may think.

The real question is why would Jake be trying to convince himself of anything if he knows he's gay.

I thought that Jake knows he's gay and is just bearding for the sake of his career.

Is it possible that Jake has, and continues, to function as a bisexual, but, Ted is convinced his is gay?

Now, how would Jake be trying to "convince" himself that he likes sex with both women and men, except to have sex with women.

This makes things interesting, and not quite so clear cut. If Jake is having sex with Reese or any other women, where does that leave Austin?

Anonymous said...

Curlers are coming back into fashion on the street of Liverpool, I'll have you know, 5:52!

Though they still don't quite match with the clashing tracksuits and chav bling.

Anonymous said...

5:54 (2), kerr-ist, get some sleep, hon.

Anonymous said...

"5:44, calm down."

5:52 you really need to stop with the "calm down" shit when people bring up questions or make comments. Just because they ask questions or bring up subjects, ask you to explain yourself or disagree with you or others doesn't make them raving and neurotic or excitable. Jeeze.

Anonymous said...

I believe Ted when he says Jake had/has sex with men.
But there is no way he can know what is happening on Toothy's head & heart.On that subject, Ted is speculating just like the rest of us

Anonymous said...

Is it possible that Jake has, and continues, to function as a bisexual, but, Ted is convinced his is gay?

No, bisexual Jake would date a girl.

Anonymous said...

Now, how would Jake be trying to "convince" himself that he likes sex with both women and men, except to have sex with women.

Okay, Jake is very, very cute, but lets be honest, would you really want to be the woman who convinces someone that they're gay. And you think that divorce is humiliating.

Anonymous said...

"That's probably what he's trying to convince himself of right now."


Ted knows or feel Reeke is for long term and seems pissed off of course, so suddenly the beloved toothy 's trying to convince himself he only loves men for sex!!!! the guy who is supposed to be in couple with the goose and have a BABY ,Yeah right LOL

BUT Ted who read in Tooth mind knows he is delusional, thanks god.



The best for the end :


"Dear Ted:
I just don't see why some in the media (Perez) are hell-bent on outing some celebs (calling Mr. Bass), and yet there is no mention of my favorite boy lover, Toothy! Are you the only one who knows of his non-hetero ways, or are Perez and the like just comfortable with outing D-list celebs? Help me understand how that gossip mind works.
—Ana

Dear Method to Madness:
Money makes the world go round, sweets."



Alone against all, so brave.
Besides I didn't know you work for free,guy!

Anonymous said...

Besides I didn't know you work for free,guy!

Don't play stupid.

Anonymous said...

Ted knows or feel Reeke is for long term and seems pissed off of course, so suddenly the beloved toothy 's trying to convince himself he only loves men for sex!!!!

Huh? Why would Ted be pissed off?
Ted did say "probably", and "but no".

Anonymous said...

"...tries to convince himself..."
is sarcastic.
Why is so hard to grasp that, 5:54(2)?

Anonymous said...

"...tries to convince himself..."
is sarcastic.
Why is so hard to grasp that, 5:54(2)?"

Afraid right !!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Hurted Cat, what did you understand from the last Ted sayings?

Mew.

Anonymous said...

No, bisexual Jake would date a girl.

MeOW!

Anonymous said...

tries to convince himself

I mean, how does Ted know? Can he read Jake's mind, seriously?

For all we know, Jake is probably bi and with Reese right now. I'm not saying he looks happy with her, but they seem to be together.

Anonymous said...

It's not sarcastic, it's a simple fact.
Ted is not stupid, he sees Reeke last and last , it's a not a little beard, The guy expect an engagment even if he thinks it's fake!

Anonymous said...

Sex with Reese

March 18, 2009 5:41 PM


Yikes! How did you get a photo of Reese ten years from now?

Anonymous said...

6:19 PM #1

Jake and Reese aren't together and don't look like they're together. It's easy to see it if you "know" Jake as a fan.

Anonymous said...

I think Ted has left himself an opening because this has gone on longer than he's predicted.

He isn't totally sure what's going on so he hedges his bets by stating the Jake is trying to convince himself (not the world, himself) that he just likes sex period (which implies women and men). He's talking about Jake's current behavior.

But Ted still asserts his belief that Jake is gay.

The question is why would Ted say that Jake is trying to convince himself of something he already knows? If Jake is gay and bearding in a non-sexual relationship for career purposes, there is nothing for Jake to prove to himself.

I wonder if Ted may have heard something about Jake and Reese or Jake and other women.

Maybe Ted's the one that's confused and not Jake.

Anonymous said...

"Sex with Reese" pic. My god her face looks like that painting "The Scream"

Anonymous said...

Nobody here "knows" Jake, fan or no fan.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Ted may have heard something about Jake and Reese or Jake and other women.

Yes, Ted heard Jake and Reese are fakers, showmance. So far he said it 27 times.

Anonymous said...

Nobody here "knows" Jake, fan or no fan

Please learn to read.

"It's easy to see it if you "know" Jake as a fan."

Anonymous said...

6:29 (first one), you are here to spin and spin and say stupidest things like this: (Ted)isn't totally sure what's going on so he hedges his bets by stating the Jake is trying to convince himself (not the world, himself) that he just likes sex period (which implies women and men). He's talking about Jake's current behavior.
I give up. I think you are dumb. Try looking up "Ted is sarcastic" in a dictionary.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Ted's the one that's confused and not Jake.

I wonder about the very same thing.

Anonymous said...

What's to be confused about? Reeke looking bored to tears? Jake in a hurry to board the plane and go home?

Anonymous said...

That's probably what he's trying to convince himself of right now. But no.

With whom is Jake trying to "convince" himself if not with Reese? And how can he know that he is trying to convince himself?

There are people who like sex with both sexes, I have a few acquaintances who like it with both. It's not unusual and maybe Jake is the same?

Anonymous said...

Jake is bearding so he wouldn't need to have sex with women.

Anonymous said...

With whom is Jake trying to "convince" himself if not with Reese?

LOL

Jake's beard is the only single woman in the US.

Anonymous said...

LOL

Jake's beard is the only single woman in the US.


Of course she's not. I wonder who the women are he tries to convince himself then?

Anonymous said...

*Trying* to convince himself, and not succeeding.

To me that does not sound like "having sex with women." It sounds like NOT having sex with women.

You're welcome to your own interpretation, but I don't hear it that way, and I don't even believe that you hear it that way either.

Anonymous said...

Today's answer - Ted did not say Jake is having sex with women.
"Probably trying to convince himself" does not imply having sex.

Anonymous said...

By bearding, he is trying to convince everyone else.

This creates cognitive dissonance, so he tries to convince himself as well.

Anonymous said...

You're welcome to your own interpretation, but I don't hear it that way, and I don't even believe that you hear it that way either.

ITA.

Anonymous said...

And there is no implication that the mechanism by which he may be trying to convince himself involves having or even trying to have sex with women.

Maybe he is, maybe he's not. But what Ted said does not imply or suggest that he is.

Anonymous said...

I give up. Let me know when the DCF/GB/sex censors are finished running this blog. Nothing I said was bad or worse than anything said before, not even close, but it keeps getting deleted. You guys doing the deleting have problems.

Anonymous said...

By bearding, he is trying to convince everyone else.

This creates cognitive dissonance, so he tries to convince himself as well.


Yes, we and Ted all know what Jake is thinking and feeling (sarcasm).

Anonymous said...

Gag Me with Cocaine Blind Vice anyone?

Or will the mention of it get this post deleted.. probably.

Anonymous said...

Gag Me with Cocaine Blind Vice anyone?

BV where Jake couldn't get it up for a woman? What about it?

Anonymous said...

7:04.. why not just go and try to get a life. It might prove more enjoyable.

Anonymous said...

"Ted believes Jake is closeted, trying to convince himself and the rest of the world he's straight (and trying way too hard) - and that he is ultimately gay, despite his dalliances with women, either for show or for real, on occasion"

I believe this too. Always have.

"Doing" women does not mean he is bi-

Anonymous said...

The only problem I have is Ted's assumption that Jake tries to "convince himself" he likes it with women too. There's no way Ted can know. Maybe Jake likes it with both? There's no way Ted can know, unless he's able to read Jake's mind.

Anonymous said...

7:19 all you have to do is look at the photos, listen to interviews watch the talk shows.

or meet him: Ted of the famous TandL said his gaydar was flashing.

just hang around - it will all come out in the wash - you dont have to worry your poor head about it.

Anonymous said...

7:19 PM

Ted said "probably", he didn't claim anything.

Anonymous said...

"Gag Me with Cocaine Blind Vice anyone?

BV where Jake couldn't get it up for a woman? What about it?"

Didnt imply that to me. If you can get an erection with a woman doesnt mean you're not gay. or that you're bi-

Anonymous said...

Now I understand why we need gossip in out society? It's a distraction from what going on in the real world. In a moment of clarity, do you think "why do I care," about Jake Gyllenhaal?

Anonymous said...

"In a moment of clarity, do you think "why do I care," about Jake Gyllenhaal?"

I think issues of personal integrity are important.

I think people who don't appreciate this blog should go elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

Ted said "probably", he didn't claim anything.

If you reread my post, you'll see I said "assumption" not "claim".

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by Special K

Both E!News and the Daily 10 have reported that reps for both Jake and Reese have said the Star engagement story is false.

Anonymous said...

Oh Jake, how low can you go?

Anonymous said...

Natasha Richardson Remembered

As has been officially announced, the two-day vigil is over. Natasha Richardson has died. I’m told the horrifically sad event occurred this afternoon after Natasha’s life-support was ceased, amid her heartbroken family members saying their goodbyes.

So here's mine:

I've known Natasha Richardson so long, I was at her first wedding to producer Robert Fox. Her bridal selection was a creamy, lovely ivory, a pantsuit actually (very classy), with a décolletage down to her navel. Was pretty fun stuff. I'd already become very fond of her, interviewing her extensively for my old gig, Premiere, but that damn nervy wedding look made me love her even more!

It was vintage Natasha: classy yet seductive. Just like she was in The Parent Trap when she lured wayward Dennis Quaid back into her clipped, British seductress ways. Go, Tash! That's precisely how she was in life.

And true to the sexy lady's ways, after marrying Fox, she decided Liam Neeson was the man for her, divorced Robert and started up with the Oscar-nominated stud for a life of interesting domestic love in upstate New York.

And for those naysayers who thought Liam would leave Natasha as some sort of karmic payback for her having left Robert (who, ironically, had left his wife, Celestia, for Natasha), uh, didn't happen. Ever.

I'd selfishly like to credit Tash for that marriage's success, if I may: Even though Liam and Natasha's gorgeous boys, Michael and Daniel, are a very real and wonderful reflection of Natasha's second union, knowing how to keep a marriage, a life and a career going through levity was Tash's hallmark. She told me so. Her equal senses of humor and grace were paramount to her. Her mom, Vanessa Redgrave, told me so. I can still hear Tash's self-deprecating, throaty laugh telling me she didn't even think she was that gorgeous.

How wrong she was. Bless you, Tash, wherever you are.

Anonymous said...

So very sad and tragic. A nice tribute from Ted. RIP Natasha Richardson. :(

Anonymous said...

"7:04.. why not just go and try to get a life. It might prove more enjoyable."

Posting and multi tasking on a computer while waiting for a work project to come thru isn't allowed here?

Anonymous said...

There are people who like sex with both sexes, I have a few acquaintances who like it with both. It's not unusual and maybe Jake is the same?

^^ the immature teens and gay police here do not understand this. And they will fight it at all cause because of limited life experience or the need of someone to validate their existance.

More points towards Jake being bisexual than totally gay and most fans here, gay, straight or bi know this. And they know it!!!Some are still caught up in the Jake and Austin romance forever syndrome with a hiden baby. They just can't believe that they could be wrong. Yeah, sure most can look at Jake and tell there is something deeper going on with him or he's hiding something. He may like men more but no one can tell me that he HAS NOT had sex with the opposite sex (women), and I don't know him personally just like all here don't either. Most of the gay posters who post here seem to be threaten by the mere fact that Jake just might like both sexes and for now has decided to be with Reese. I personally think he and Austin or Chris would make great partners, but somehow I don't get the feeling Austin or Chris are or were willing to take a go at it in public. I know this goes against what Ted has wrote about Jake, but I don't believe every waking word of Ted.... I believe Jake was ready to come out as bi (as origianally stated by Ted) in late 2005 or 06 but changed his mind because of the partner not willing to be in the spotlight regardless of what Ted wrote. And Jake's people behind the scene totally convinced him it would be a bad choice with his career.

Reese and Jake were friends who were going through tough times, bonded and became closer out of convenience, need and loneliness.
He's dated Kirsten with sex, why not Reese? Even if he likes men sexually more. Seems like Jake's heart is somewhere else though, at times it seems Reese's heart is not all there either. But who knows????
Ted does not know it all......

Anonymous said...

More points towards Jake being bisexual than totally gay and most fans here, gay, straight or bi know this.

Everything points towards Jake being gay - and YOU know it!

Anonymous said...

9:09 PM

Check out Jake and Kirsten pictures.

From what we've seen, Jake doesn't really like nor respect Reese Witherspoon.

Anonymous said...

Reese and Jake were friends who were going through tough times, bonded and became closer out of convenience, need and loneliness.

You are delusional. Or you never saw Jake with true friends.

Anonymous said...

Jake is bearding with Reese so he could have sex with men.

Anonymous said...

"More points towards Jake being bisexual than totally gay and most fans here, gay, straight or bi know this."

This person is simply ignorant, pay no attention.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Very Good Example^^^

Posters 9:11 to 9:26 will fight at know cause as if they know Jake and he has to be gay!

Most scenerios point to him being bi. You can cover your eyes if you want.

9:26, Ignorant to what? That he has dated women before and will display effection for them in public even if you or most believe it's fake. I would like to see this with Austin or Chris, but he has not done this. You take your pick. I think he is bi and hiding his attraction for the same sex a secret from the public and most bi men do. You can believe he's gay and bearding for the next 20 years, and something tells me he would still be walking hand and hand with a woman. You can wait if you want to.

Anonymous said...

PR has given up on selling that he is straight, so now they are pushing that he goes both ways. Still don't buy it. I do think he has had sex with women along the way. Most gay men do when young before they come to terms with who they are. 1000s of pictures do not lie. No love, no lust visible with Reese.

As to Teds comments, it's a gossip column, written in a style meant to be entertaining. Not a term paper. That is why they call it Tedspeak. Just like those who have not followed Toothy for several years, if you have not read Ted for years, you are at a disadvantage to understand him. He prides himself on using words creatively.

Anonymous said...

Most scenerios point to him being bi.

Only babblers scenarios trying to make Reeke look real.

Anonymous said...

I would like to see this with Austin or Chris, but he has not done this.

Jake was openly affectionate, in public, with Chris and other men.

Anonymous said...

Only babblers scenarios trying to make Reeke look real.

constantly calling a person a babbler simply because you do not agree with thier views won't get Jake and Austin give a press conference about their love for each other and coming out.
Reese and Jake or as you call them Reeke are real to me simply because they (ARE) together often. What level of intimacy they have is yet to be known by me. Yes, alot of the photos are or seem to be photo ops, but they spend too much time (together) no matter what (you) want to call them.

Anonymous said...

Only babblers scenarios trying to make Reeke look real.

No, only the most fanatical Jaustin fans insist that he absolutely has to be 100% gay. Most people with half a brain can accept he was fucking Kiki and having a great time doing it.

Anonymous said...

(PR has given up on selling that he is straight, so now they are pushing that he goes both ways.)

I have never seen this printed or discussed in the tabloids. Did you read this somewhere?

Anonymous said...

Jake was cheating on Kiki with men because he didn't have great time doing it.

Anonymous said...

No, only the most fanatical Jaustin fans insist that he absolutely has to be 100% gay. Most people with half a brain can accept he was fucking Kiki and having a great time doing it.

IA.

Anonymous said...

constantly calling a person a babbler simply because you do not agree with thier views won't get Jake and Austin give a press conference about their love for each other and coming out

You are a babbler because you're trying to sell "Reeke is real" shit.

Anonymous said...

Most people with half a brain can accept he was fucking Kiki and having a great time doing it.

Fucking Kiki doesn't make Jake straight nor BI - just horny and closeted.

Anonymous said...

Jake was cheating on Kiki with men because he didn't have great time doing it.

Bad boy!

Anonymous said...

Yes, alot of the photos are or seem to be photo ops, but they spend too much time (together) no matter what (you) want to call them.

10 or 1.000 photo ops, doesn't matter, they are fake and reeking like they were fake and reeking in Oct 2007.

Anonymous said...

Fucking Kiki doesn't make Jake straight nor BI - just horny and closeted.

No, what makes Jake bi or gay is what goes on in his own head, something you and I and Ted can't know. So could the "OMG, Jake is GAY and if you disagree you must be PR or a babbler" troll please stfd and stfu.

Anonymous said...

Should we believe silly 10:17 PM fangirl or gay men who lives in LA?

Ted is much more qualified.

Jake is gay.

Anonymous said...

^^^ gay man

Anonymous said...

Babblers who insist Jake is BI and Reeke is real shouldn't bother.

They have GB, WDW, IHJ, DCF ... a lot of places to discuss bisexual Jake and the wonder of Reeke.

Anonymous said...

How about you believe neither because neither is capable of reading minds and neither can say for sure what Jake's sexuality is? How hard is that to grasp?

Anonymous said...

You are a babbler because you're trying to sell "Reeke is real" shit.

^ Sell??? I don't want your money and I don't get PAID for my opinion on this subject. Now Ted, Parez, the Tabloids, now they get PAID!

Sorry to tell you that there is a 50 / 50 chance that Reese and Jake are Real or Fake! You can take your pick. I have taken mine because of the evidence that I see. And, In my opinion the evidence points more to him having an interest in both sexes because he is and have been dating women regardless of what goes on behind closed doors. I don't know, you don't know. And mainly because as I have said earlier, some can sense that Jake may be other than totally stright. I got this feeling some time ago. But he does not have to be totally gay either!! I also feel his chemistry with men shows and screams comfort also. I'm not threaten by either scenrio and I find it a good thing.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Sorry to tell you that there is a 50 / 50 chance that Reese and Jake are Real or Fake!

LOL

Reeke is 100% fake, no doubt about it.

Anonymous said...

No, what makes Jake bi or gay is what goes on in his own head, something you and I and Ted can't know. So could the "OMG, Jake is GAY and if you disagree you must be PR or a babbler" troll please stfd and stfu.


THANKS!
Could not have said it better.

Anonymous said...

I am waiting for someone to explain why Ted would say that Jake is trying to convince himself (not the world) that he just likes sex(implied both sexes), if Jake is gay and knows it.

Why would Jake be trying to convince himself of anything regarding his sexuality. He's 28.

Please don't tell me Ted is being sarcastic. We all know this.

That does not explain away the statement.

Jumping up and down and screaming Jake's gay,gay, only gay means nothing, doesn't make it true or

explains Ted's statement.

Anonymous said...

"Babblers who insist Jake is BI and Reeke is real shouldn't bother."

They do this because they are ignorant. Pay no attention to them.

Anonymous said...

^ ^ ^

ITA

Anonymous said...

Marc and Lorenzo make a gorgeous, gorgeous couple. Congrats! :)

Anonymous said...

I believe:

Jake is bi with a 85/15 male/female percentage ratio.

Jake is bi but his desire for a woman is currently in a dormant stage.

Jake is bi but NOT having sex with Reese.


Just because I believe Jake is bi in his life overall does not mean I believe he is currently having sexual relations with Reese or any other female he is seen with. And it does not make me a Babbler, either. I think some of you are too rigid in your definitions and need to take the blinders off. A person's sexuality isn't as neat and pigeonholed as you'd like it to be. It's not that easy.

Anonymous said...

I would like to see this with Austin or Chris, but he has not done this.

Be real though 9:46.

He has been THREATENED (accurately informed) that he will lose his career if he did this, and promised a reward if he prenteds to be with Reese.

It's not a level playing field. It's you survive, or we will hunt you down and kill you.

Anonymous said...

And, In my opinion the evidence points more to him having an interest in both sexes because he is and have been dating women regardless of what goes on behind closed doors.

You are ignorant about closeted gay men, so your opinion ... you got it.

Anonymous said...

Btw I'm not any of the bi/Jake and Reese are together posters above. Just putting in my 2 cents.

Anonymous said...

10:28 "They have GB, WDW, IHJ, DCF ... a lot of places to discuss bisexual Jake and the wonder of Reeke."

Just wondering because I haven't been there in a while, is it ok at those sites to say Jake is bi?

Anonymous said...

Very sad for Natasha. I'm sorry this happened. I wish all her family much love.

Anonymous said...

"A person's sexuality isn't as neat and pigeonholed as you'd like it to be. It's not that easy.

You don't know anything about it, Alma

Anonymous said...

Jake is bi with a 85/15 male/female percentage ratio.

You and others should go to gay men forums and read about life in a closet, about what gay men do to hide their gayness.

Anonymous said...

You are ignorant about closeted gay men, so your opinion ... you got it.

^^ and you are ignorant about closeted bisexual men.

Anonymous said...

I suppose the bi-focus group thinks Ennis and Jack were bisexual.

Discuss. On the other hand, forgodsake, dont.

Anonymous said...

"You are ignorant about closeted gay men, so your opinion ... you got it.

^^ and you are ignorant about closeted bisexual men."

you are a goose! get over it!

Anonymous said...

10:43 at DCF you can say whatever you want to say, but you have to get the surgical brain implant first.

After that, you won't *want* to say anything but JAKE IS SO STRAIGHT I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW STRAIGHT JAKE IS !!!!

Anonymous said...

My goodness. Those who insist Jake must be gay are certainly easily threatened by the idea that he may be bi.

You can still fatasize about him if he's bi. It's okay.

Ted came up with the Baby Tile stuff. That alone gives me reason to take everything he says with a grain of salt.

Sometime a truckload.

Anonymous said...

For a blog where people say they don't believe everything Ted says, Oh Jeese, a few words he has said has caused quite the stir, hasn't it?

So I assume all you "jake is bi" people also believe Baby Tile exists because Ted sure said that too?!

Anonymous said...

"My goodness. Those who insist Jake must be gay are certainly easily threatened by the idea that he may be bi."

Iz ignorant cow sit on me and make me dead? Izzz scared!

Anonymous said...

You and others should go to gay men forums and read about life in a closet, about what gay men do to hide their gayness.

Know all about this. Some men are with women, married or girlfriends. They will not leave the opposite sex partner but will engage with men also because they like both sexes. We have been over this before. Society wants to label all men who have sex with women , and also have somewhat of an interest, or equal interest in sex with men as gay only.

Watch the movie Kinsey or read the book. Liam Neeson and Peter Sargard charactor's have a sexual encounter. Neeson charactor is married, Sarsgard's dates women and men, then finally gets married. Peter's charactor has sex with Neeson charctor wife. Very interesting take on human sexuality. Not as cut and dry (black and white) as society and some Gay people want it to be.

Anonymous said...

"Very interesting take on human sexuality. Not as cut and dry (black and white) as society and some Gay people want it to be"

Kinsey and his assistant: this is called being bi-curious.

Anonymous said...

He has been THREATENED (accurately informed) that he will lose his career if he did this, and promised a reward if he prenteds to be with Reese.

The thing is we don't know if he has been threatened to either beard or risk his career. Maybe it happened, maybe it didn't.
I think the Reese/Jake hook up was very convenient. She wants to stay on top, Jake wants to get on top, maybe he thought she could help him? As for Reese, she wouldn't look like a loser after Ryan left her for Abbie. Convenient, ain't it? I think they are friends (at least I think they were at first) and I think they had sex, maybe even still have, although I noticed a difference in their behaviour, like Jake isn't that much into the relationship anymore. I think it was a show-AND romance at first, now it seems more or a showmance. JMO.

Anonymous said...

So I assume all you "jake is bi" people also believe Baby Tile exists because Ted sure said that too?!

I don't believe BT exists. If Jake becomes a father one day, he will be a great, proud dad. I know Jake isn't perfect and made some mistakes in the past year that were disappointing to me as a fan, but one thing I can say for sure is that, although I don't know him, he'll be a great, loving father.

Anonymous said...

You can always tell when babblers are here trying to sell Jake is straight and now Jake is bi. Their site is dead as a doornail so they have nothing else to do.

Anonymous said...

Kinsey and his assistant: this is called being bi-curious.

^ NO, Peter's charactor stated that he had been with men before, before he and Kinsey had sex. Kinsey knew this. Peter's charactor later got married to a woman before having sex with Kinsey wife, with Kinseys somewhat appproval.

Kinsey: maybe bi-curious, but he did have sex with men while married with children and his wife knew!

Assistant: Actively having sex with men and women before with Kinsey. Decided to marry a woman and be faithful to her!

The issue here is the Assistant's sexuality. Being openly bisexual. (most MEN don't or won't be open to the public about this)
An true interest in both sexes, but settleing down with the opposite sex (female).

Anonymous said...

He has been THREATENED (accurately informed) that he will lose his career if he did this, and promised a reward if he prenteds to be with Reese.

^ do you know this to be a fact?
Are you an insider who really know what's going on?
If not. Pure speculation as the rest of us!

Anonymous said...

Peter's charactor later got married to a woman before having sex with Kinsey wife, with Kinseys somewhat appproval.

^ should have been (after having sex with Kinsey's wife)

Anonymous said...

11:17 like I said before (I'm 10:36) just because I believe Jake is bi (85/15) does not make me a babbler. Please get over your "all for one, one for all" and name-calling mentality. The reason people like you see things in black or white and straight or gay is pure laziness - it takes too much effort to think of all the gray options in between and to accept people with all their sexual variances and opinions. So instead you take the position: "If you think Jake is bi, you're a babbler." Sorry, people aren't that easy to judge.

Anonymous said...

I am 10:35, and I find it interesting that no one has really addressed the question implied in Ted's statement.

Let me repeat: I am waiting for someone to explain why Ted would say that Jake is trying to convince himself (not the world) that he just likes sex(implying both sexes), if Jake is gay and knows it.

Why would Jake be trying to convince himself of anything regarding his sexuality. He's 28.
And as a healthy 28 year old man, I am going to assume that he is not just trying to convince himself mentally, but physically.

Please don't tell me Ted is being sarcastic. We all know this. That does not explain away the statement.

Could this be a way to try to explain why this relationship has now gone on for nearly two years, long past the time that Ted predicted it would end?

And if Jake is having sex, either with Reese or other women, where does that leave Austin?

I would really like to read some mature consideration of my questions.

Anonymous said...

And if Jake is having sex, either with Reese or other women, where does that leave Austin?

I would really like to read some mature consideration of my questions.


How can any of us answer those questions when we HAVE NO INSIGHT into Jake's life apart from a few pap photos every week???

We don't even know what Ted knows, so it is impossible to tell how accurate he is.

Basically, we're pissing in the wind here, and all you can do is watch the story unfold.

Anonymous said...

11.52, the simple answer is you can't take every thing Ted says seriously. He has also said that Jake is gay and not bi. He has also said that Ryan wanted to get back together with Reese. IMO, the only way you know if any of this is true is by letting time pass and waiting to see what happens. For instance I think everyone knows now that Ryan doesn't want to go anywhere near Reese and is happy with Abbie. Which reminds me Ted also said Abbie and Ryan would not last.

BTW I don't think Jake and Reese are together at all. It's a fake relationship to get publicity to try boost their flagging careers. It's funny after a lot of people said that friends have no idea who Jake Gyllenhaal is, Jake does a marathon Reekathon all over Europe!

Anonymous said...

"I would really like to read some mature consideration of my questions."

11:52 why don't you tell us what YOUR impressions are in all your questions and we'll tell you if we agree with you or not.

Anonymous said...

Discuss. On the other hand, forgodsake, dont.

LOL

Anonymous said...

"It's funny after a lot of people said that friends have no idea who Jake Gyllenhaal is, Jake does a marathon Reekathon all over Europe!"

How true LOL. What he really needs to do is a Jake marathon all over the USA.

Anonymous said...

11:52, people have been answering YOUR questions, you just haven't been bothered to read them.

You don't read them because they don't tell you what you want to hear.

And, calm down.

Anonymous said...

Those who insist Jake must be gay are certainly easily threatened by the idea that he may be bi.

I'm not threatened by anything.

I don't want to waste my time discussing Jake's sexuality with people who "think" Jake is BI just to make Reeke look like a real couple and explain how wrong I'm about bearding.

Anonymous said...

P.S. I understand that some people aren't sure what to think about Reeke.
I have my firm opinion and, as far as I'm concerned, I know Reeke is fake.

That "know" is about my opinion, not my inside knowledge, and that goes without saying, it's always implied.

Anonymous said...

He has been THREATENED (accurately informed) that he will lose his career if he did this, and promised a reward if he prenteds to be with Reese.

See, this is where I step off.

I did like Jake but it's obvious to me that he's not only bearding but throwing bones to both sides of his fandom for commercial reasons (and has been for a long time), helping to whip up frenzy or interest.

But at nearly 30 years old you'd think he was enough of his own person to now be asserting himself a little more without endless paparazzi ops. Honestly, is he that important? Or necessary? And I'm sorry but no real couple gets papped at the rate these two do.

I get the impression with this guy that he's been mummied and molly-coddled for much of his adult life, even with his own personal ups and downs and torments, bad and good times.

I don't doubt anyone in that situation has a hard time, especially if reps are on your back 24/7 but he also seems a willing candidate for beard ops, to the point of walking round posing a few days after Heath's death. Hey the show must go on, right! Well, wrong. I think Jake is a weak-willed, easily-bullied and malleable child-man, who knows what he wants and is prepared to play the PR game to get it, then makes comments about honesty and integrity in the press.

There seems absolutely nothing about this actor now worth following or appreciating. He seems a vacuous, self-indulgent, sheltered little prince incapable of making a decision that doesn't involve cameras trailing in his wake to boost his image. That's just sad.

Anonymous said...

11:17 like I said before (I'm 10:36) just because I believe Jake is bi (85/15) does not make me a babbler.

We said it many, many times.

Using JIB to sell Reeke makes someone a babbler. Next time tell us what you think about Reeke.

Anonymous said...

He has also said that Ryan wanted to get back together with Reese.

Ted never said that, babblers made that up trying to discredit Ted.

Anonymous said...

anon 4:23, you've said alot. Since you are so adamant about this, I take it that you know Jake personally and may have had sex with him huh? You seem so riled up about something that's all concocted in your head. You don't know the truth. No one here does. It's all in your head so it's best that you do leave the fandom alone before you go crazy!

Anonymous said...

5:05 AM

Stop playing stupid.
It's tiresome and does NOT make you look good.

Anonymous said...

"Using JIB to sell Reeke makes someone a babbler. Next time tell us what you think about Reeke."

4:47, FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME if you read my post at 10:36 you will plainly see I said I do NOT believe Jake is dating or having sex with Reese. Which means I am NOT SELLING REEKE. I FUCKING HATE REEKE. I AM NOT A FUCKING BABBLER. DO YOU FUCKING GET IT NOW? Oh you won't, though. You will still insist that becasuse I think Jake is bi that I'm selling Reeke and I'm a Babbler. If you can't get over the "JIB and Reeke is Fake" opinion that's your fucking problem.

Anonymous said...

Using JIB to sell Reeke makes someone a babbler.

Oh really? People have to believe Jake is 100% gay or else they are WFT2 traitors? If Jake had sex with a woman tomorrow, any woman, it means he's having sex with Reese?

Anonymous said...

You will still insist that becasuse I think Jake is bi that I'm selling Reeke and I'm a Babbler.

No one said that, read posts.

Anonymous said...

People have to believe Jake is 100% gay or else they are WFT2 traitors?

Which part of the "using JIB to sell Reeke makes someone a babbler" you don't understand?

Anonymous said...

This blog needs to be called "Jake is 100% Gay and if you Disagree You're a Babbler So Go Away". Never mind that the original BV stated TT was bi.

Anonymous said...

"Which part of the "using JIB to sell Reeke makes someone a babbler" you don't understand?"

WHICH PART OF THE "I BELIEVE JAKE IS BI AND I BELIEVE REEKE IS FAKE" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND????

Anonymous said...

This blog needs to be called "Jake is 100% Gay and if you Disagree You're a Babbler So Go Away".

LOL

You should try reading posts, it's fun!

Anonymous said...

If Jake is bi how does that automatically mean his relationship with Reese must be true? Reeke is very obviously a fauxmance, ZERO chemistry as even friends. Jury is out on Jake's sexuality but gay, bi or curious, he's not into Reese. Since Rome Jake has been lusting after fountain knobs more than Reese.

Anonymous said...

WHICH PART OF THE "I BELIEVE JAKE IS BI AND I BELIEVE REEKE IS FAKE" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND????

You should use some kind of ID if you want people to follow your posts.

Anonymous said...

5:01 Ted di say that Ryan and Reese were tying to ge back togethe, twice in 2007. Thge first was in August, he referred to a 2 week NY Post story, a story that was denied by Ryan's rep., he left that part out.

He added his own BS claiming sources close to Reese and Ryan said that they were secretly dating. A few days later Reese was on MV with ther kids and Jake and his family wee there at the same tim. He said it again in Nov. Check the E archives. Ted discredited himself. He also never mentioned Abby, Ryan was with her in 2007, the fact that he didn't mention her at all showed that he has NO inside info and his lame attempts to reunite Reese and Ryan were just to appease the TT fans.

Anonymous said...

Ted discredited himself.

LOL, you wish!
Yes, we know Reese was pathetic enough to visit MV and arange a photo op.

Anonymous said...

"You should use some kind of ID if you want people to follow your posts."

Maybe you should read the posts 5:57. Then you will see I identified myself as 10:36.

5:48 ITA. It's pathetic that if you even question that Jake is less than 1000% gay, people like 4:47/5:36 will accuse you as believing in Reeke, trying to sell Reeke, and being a babbler.

Anonymous said...

It's pathetic that if you even question that Jake is less than 1000% gay, people like 4:47/5:36 will accuse you as believing in Reeke, trying to sell Reeke, and being a babbler.

You either don't read the posts carefully or like to play stupid.

Anonymous said...

Jake and Reese having sex: Both on their backs, four legs up in the air. Waiting.

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