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GEMMA ARTERTON surprised her co-star JAKE GYLLENHAAL after shoving her tongue in his mouth while filming kissing scenes for their upcoming movie PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME.
The actress, who plays a sixth century princess to Gyllenhaal's prince, couldn't help but inject some passion into their smooch - despite the pair's shared understanding that their embraces would remain relatively tame.
Arterton recalls, "There's an unspoken no-tongues rule on set. But I got so carried away, it kind of slipped out."
But the former Bond girl maintains the pleasure was all Gyllenhaal's: "Everyone said I was lucky to be snogging (kissing) him, but he's the lucky one!"
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Oh, that's why he's confused. ;)
Although I'm a firm believer in Jake's bisexuality, I don't see why people think he looks gay in the POP photos, unless it is that he looks gorgeous.
Of course you don't see it - after all, you still think Jake is bisexual.
Everyone said I was lucky to be snogging (kissing) him, but he's the lucky one!
Geez Gemma, you are supposed to be trilled about kissing Jake.
"This is not the first time Gemma has made an embarrassing blunder while filming a love scene.
The 23-year-old star previously confessed to being a "giggling mess" when she filmed an intimate encounter with Daniel Craig for recent James Bond movie 'Quantum of Solace'.
She said: "Kissing Daniel was great - I can't pretend it wasn't. It was my first day on set and I'd only met him once before - and then suddenly we were expected to kiss.
"He was very cool and I was a giggling mess. I mumbled something like, 'I just kissed you!' and he just coolly said, 'Yes, you did. And now we have to do it again.' Fortunately, he's an incredible kisser."
Kissing Daniel was great - I can't pretend it wasn't. Fortunately, he's an incredible kisser.
Oh gee, thanks a lot Gemma!
"Geez Gemma, you are supposed to be trilled about kissing Jake."
She trilled all right ("sang like a canary" i.e. talked about it), she just wasn't thrilled.
Austin is a non-entity. If he ever leaves C-list status, that may change.
And Jake's parents? They're C-list as well. Maybe Jake shouldn't associate with them either.
He should only have in his life people who are considered A-list right now by People magazine.
Have to say if Jake ever finds himself sliding down that greasy HW ladder (like many other actors) he would be very lonely.
Anyone here think Jake and Reese are having sex with each other?
No, of course not.
I think "Austin is a boring non-entity" poster = the "maybe Austin isn't/was never the boyfriend" poster, i.e. somebody who really really doesn't want Austin to be the bf. But he is.
If Reeke are having sex (with each other!) I feel so sorry for poor Jake. LOL
Don't be silly, Jake is bearding with Reese because he does not want sex with women.
Not showering every day and having to look at that, Lord have mercy. And controlling and bitchy to boot. Shit Jake you sure know how to pick 'em. LOL
I know theres no sex, I just wanted an excuse to post that pic. Sorry to give it to you all so early in the day LOL
At least you admit it :)
And Jake's parents? They're C-list as well. Maybe Jake shouldn't associate with them either.
Ouch, but true. (Naomi deserves B list status for Running on Empty.)
PoP photos - Im most amused by the comments that Jake looks "confused"
How did he look to you? Deep in thought?
"Confused" LOL. How about "preoccupied"? Maybe there was a French Fountain boy on set that day and he was distracted, trying to remember where his stash of blank confidentiality agreements were.
Now that explanation makes sense! And that would explain the bulge too! lol
Is that fire coming out of that gold brassy phallic thing? Did they have fire in the 6th century? Damn this leather cuff is scratching the hell out of my delicate skin. Gotta remember to ask Reese to get me more Avon Skin So Soft foaming bubble bath. My god that double-ended gold brassy lampy thing is making me horny. OK..... agreement's in the codpiece now where the fuck is my pen?
LOL
Born to be Fabulous :)
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"Although I'm a firm believer in Jake's bisexuality, I don't see why people think he looks gay in the POP photos, unless it is that he looks gorgeous."
"Of course you don't see it - after all, you still think Jake is bisexual."
I agree: excellent point.
You not only think Jake is bisexual you "believe it firmly" - thus you have no experience of who is gay and so you should not bother commenting as you did above since your comment is worthless.
Just saying. . .
Gemma - she looks fat. Is she considered a good actress?
Daniel could be her father.
Is she considered a good actress?
Saw few great reviews of her UK TV work.
Okay its what we all thought, but few actually said No wonder Disney pulled the pics.
gay porn chic
^ Jake Gyllenhaal Apparently Going For Gay Porn Chic In Prince Of Persia?!
At least, it looks like it, based on this shot from The Huffington Post.
It would appear Jerry Bruckheimer is taking Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time less towards raw masculinity and more towards tight leather pants. Is he about to score some poppers from a bear daddy?! I just don’t know.
I mean, not that there is anything wrong with that.
What do you think? Really hot, or a world of not?
Gay is hot!
Yes, gay is hot, but you should be able to see the intention of that guy's blog is homophobic.
That guy did say "I mean, not that there is anything wrong with that" so it could be worse.
less towards raw masculinity and more towards tight leather pants
What's masculine and what's not? Different people will have very different opinions so Jake can't win them all :)
Ok, I thought maybe I'd done something wrong and my post didn't go through. But I guess they're being deleted. What is so bad about saying that I'm tired of all the Heath/Jake fanfic, and that at least when people talk about Jaustin or Reeke because they are alive you're talking about new things? All I did was express my opinion, I didn't use foul language, attack other people, etc.
I find physicaly attractive some very masculine men (Harrison Ford) and some not-so-masculine men.
you're talking about new things
You post here only to complain about other people's posts?
The "you're" wasn't literal. I post about plenty of things, I've been doing so for a long time. There are plenty of posts complaining not only about what people are talking about, but attacking posters for their comments. Those are left up, so I'm just puzzled over the deletion. I guess you can say you're tired of talking about Austin, Reese, Chris, etc., but Heath is off limits.
^ oh ffs, quit the whining and use the scroll bar next time. There’re many posters here and they’re all free to talk about whatever they want. If you don’t like it, tough luck.
What is so bad about saying that I'm tired of all the Heath/Jake fanfic, and that at least when people talk about Jaustin or Reeke because they are alive you're talking about new things?
So because Heath is dead and there aren't news about him or him and Jake, we should drop talking about "Jeath". Don't agree, sorry. Not even death will stop us. No, no, no!
Oh not "Jeath" sweetie, "Ledgerhaal."
Oh not "Jeath" sweetie, "Ledgerhaal."
Ledgerhaal sounds good too.
Ok, I thought maybe I'd done something wrong and my post didn't go through. But I guess they're being deleted.
"Heath isn't a saint" and "Heath isn't perfect" posts are OK.
Posts trashing Heath will be deleted.
Posts trashing Heath fans will be deleted.
Posts trashing Jake & Heath fans will be deleted.
Thank you Jackie!
Well, that's the problem with raising my comments now. They were actually in reaction to posters whining about how tired they were of people who want to talk about Jaustin and Reeke instead of Jeath, and I was trying to point out that at leaast with the former there were new things to talk about. Believe me, I use the scroll bar plenty, and I wasn't telling people not to post, just expressing that I was tired and bored with that topic.
In short, I was just expressing an opinion, not telling others what to do.
"Yes, gay is hot, but you should be able to see the intention of that guy's blog is homophobic."
Yes, this stuff is tricky. I am surprised that more are not picking this up from Ian. . .
Ive got the message that we are to treat Heathens kindly, they may be, after all, somebody's mother.
Im cool with that.
(not really. . . however . . . I suppose there IS a point to be made. . .although Im not sure what it is. . . )
Okay, now I understand. It's okay to trash Austin and Austin fans, but not Heath and Heath fans.
And by the way, I didn't trash Heath or Heath fans, just said I was tired of all the fanfic.
Wow! Gay and *seriously* hott! :)
Thanks Jackie! :)
Jakie, I’d like to ask you, would you apply the same criteria with Austin please?
I love both Heath and Austin. There are a lot of posts a day here constantly trashing Austin without any other objective but trolling. One thing is someone saying he/she doen't like Austin for whatever reason (constructive criticism/substantial argument) but another one is trashing him for the sake of it. I think it would be nice to consider putting a limit with Austin too.
Just my opinion. Thank you again!
I don't understand why some want to blame Jake's bearding on Reese and/or his management.
Jake is a grown man. His management works for him. He can change management.
He beards because he, an adult, choses to do so.
With that said, I happen to think that he surrounds himself with too many mediocrities, professionally and personally. You can't include family in that because you can't chose your family. But you can discard everyone else. You can start fresh.
I do think a change in environment, a different class of people would be just the spark needed.
Yes, this stuff is tricky. I am surprised that more are not picking this up from Ian. . .
Very tricky. Pick what up from Ian?
10:26 ITA
10:26.. isn't this comment just an underhand way to continue to slag off Austin. Poor guy, I can never understand why some people (not just babblers) find this rather inoffensive man so threatening.
10:26.. oh and are you suggesting that Jake ditches the 'beloved' Chris as well. (btw, tossing Reese into the garbage I would agree with).
Is that Gemma POP kiss story to be believed? Jake was shocked she used tongue? Remember the BBM story that floated around after when Anne H was making some other movie, how she said Jake wanted to make the TBird kissing scene realistic, She implied he used tongue on her. Maybe her story was planted? Maybe Jake changed his ways? Maybe Jake found Anne attractive but not Gemma?
Jake was shocked she used tongue?
No, not a word about Jake's reaction.
10:39 IA. All it really is IMO is they want to whittle Jake's friends/associates down to........Reese, Academy Award winning actress, relative of someone who signed the US Constitution/Dec of Independence whatever the hell it was and have them be NY royalty.
"Jake was shocked she used tongue?
No, not a word about Jake's reaction"
Nay, I definitely recall a report of Jake being shocked -
Is that Gemma POP kiss story to be believed?
No idea, but this part makes no sense - why wouldn't they want passionate love scenes?
The actress, who plays a sixth century princess to Gyllenhaal's prince, couldn't help but inject some passion into their smooch - despite the pair's shared understanding that their embraces would remain relatively tame.
"10:39 IA. All it really is IMO is they want to whittle Jake's friends/associates down to........Reese, Academy Award winning actress, relative of someone who signed the US Constitution/Dec of Independence whatever the hell it was and have them be NY royalty."
Frankly, I think her wikepedia page is all made up. I think her mom is southern chitterling chomping w.t., and her daddy is a sex addict, like the brother.
I have some faint memory of an earlier Wikepedia page that spoke of an early marriage to a military man - I think Ryan is marriage number two.
I may have dreamt this, but maybe not.
Nay, I definitely recall a report of Jake being shocked -
Recall? This is a brand-new PoP story. Link please.
"Maybe Jake found Anne attractive but not Gemma?"
No sign that Jake found Anne attractive In fact, he asked politely during car scene whether he could grasp her tits. . . said "he usually did that. . . "
right.
'Link please' .... why don't you just scroll up the page abit, the links there, stop being so lazy.
"Recall? This is a brand-new PoP story. Link please"
I have a mind like a steel trap, I remember everything, although not necess word for word. but do not keep files. sorry.
Yes lazy people who scream "link" also those who yell "huh?" and "proof!" are so annoying.
who was their servants last year, for fucks sake.
Jake said, "I was shocked, I tell you, shocked . "
Jake said, Miz Hathaway, m'am, is it okay if I fondle yr tits, it's not exactly "my thing", but I surmise it's what guys are supposed to do . . . "
I am 10:26, I am primarily referring to his associations in LA.
And yes, I mean all of them.
He needs a different creative environment and people.
Austin has chosen to be part of this bearding.
He gets to be trashed just like Reese and Jake.
'Link please' .... why don't you just scroll up the page abit, the links there, stop being so lazy.
I see only one link and "GEMMA ARTERTON surprised her co-star JAKE GYLLENHAAL".
Surprised (not shocked) because "there's an unspoken no-tongues rule on set".
"Yes, this stuff is tricky. I am surprised that more are not picking this up from Ian. . .
Very tricky. Pick what up from Ian?
That he's a 'phobe, nasty variety.
Although it isn't really any of mine (or any of ours) business, I actually think Jake would be best off leaving acting all together and doing something else. The more you see / read of him, he just seems like someone who is became an actor because it was all offer to him on a plate and it was what his family wanted / expected. He has some talent, and is very good looking, but he just doesn't seem to have any of the real desire for acting you see / feel in others. Say what you want about Reese, but she does seem to be very driven in her ambition, and is also a very good actress (I can't beleive I've just said that).
Anyway, those are my thoughts.
"I see only one link and "GEMMA ARTERTON surprised her co-star JAKE GYLLENHAAL".
Surprised (not shocked) because "there's an unspoken no-tongues rule on set".
Okay so we effing exaggerate. big deal. Some guys would love this overstepping of rules, Jake was -
surprised? whut, he's born yesterday? come on.
Yes lazy people who scream "link" also those who yell "huh?" and "proof!" are so annoying.
This lazy person have read all the posts and didn't see anything about "a report of Jake being shocked". Why shouldn't I scream "link"?
I thought Austin was just an irrelevant doormat who's views were neither asked for or taken into account. At least be consistent with your trashing.
Okay so we effing exaggerate. big deal. Some guys would love this overstepping of rules, Jake was -
surprised? whut, he's born yesterday? come on.
The way I understood it: Gemma surprised Jake because he didn't expect it, because there's an unspoken no-tongues rule on set.
I would say that Austin's support of the bearding makes him relevant.
And Heath apparently chose to remain friends with someone who was bearding, doesn't that mean we get to trash him too 11:05. Didn't he think Jake was setting a poor example for Matilda?
And I guess we get to trash Chris for being friends with Jake on the bearding grounds too. How dare he put up with all the lies and being hidden away in M.V.
As for the kiss, I doubt Disney allows tongue in a family film like PoP.
The more you see / read of him, he just seems like someone who is became an actor because it was all offer to him on a plate and it was what his family wanted / expected. He has some talent, and is very good looking, but he just doesn't seem to have any of the real desire for acting you see / feel in others.
You can't be serious.
The more you see / read of him, he just seems like someone who is became an actor because it was all offer to him on a plate and it was what his family wanted / expected.
Wow! That's the worst opinion I've ever heard about Jake's acting.
"You can't be serious."
Absolutely, I just think he'd get more out of doing something else. Maybe go back to university and try to complete his education. It just seems he's doing what he's doing because people (mainly his parents) expect him to.
The more you see / read of him, he just seems like someone who is became an actor because it was all offer to him on a plate and it was what his family wanted / expected.
I can totally see it - Rumer Willis, Tory Spelling and Jake. lol
Say what you want about Reese, but she does seem to be very driven in her ambition, and is also a very good actress
^^ No,she is not. She had 2 great roles in movies (Highway and Election) both parts were something uncommon and smart scripted but that was it. She is very popular and wealthy but talented?? you must be shocking
It just seems he's doing what he's doing because people (mainly his parents) expect him to.
What make you think so?
Well to bring the comparison back to Heath (or Johnny Depp / Leo DeCaprio for example). People who didn't come from a HW family, or have any connections. People who became actors because they really felt that's what they wanted to do to complete themselves and also had distinctive raw talent which was spotted and developed. These people just seem to be in a different league than the HW children who get there on good connections. And as I said, its only my opinion.
She is very popular and wealthy but talented?? you must be shocking
I dislike Reese as much as anyone but she is talented, and whatever you think of it, Legally Blond was a very good film and she was very good in it (and dare I say iconic, again I can't believe I'm saying that).
And maybe, just maybe, she got wealthy because she is talented. Let's be honest, she didn't get where she is today because of her looks did she.
"The way I understood it: Gemma surprised Jake because he didn't expect it, because there's an unspoken no-tongues rule on set."
I thot it was rude of Jake to mention it. also rude to make joke about how Reese "grew a good beard" - more evidence to me that he doesnt know how to handle women.
^She is what she is today because she is a smart businesswoman with an obsession with micro-managing, manufacturing and controlling every aspect of her own public image. That's all.
^^^ ITA, Reese is an OK actress and a bad producer.
Family connections may help you get those first few jobs, but after that you're going to rise or fall on your own talent and appeal to the fans. There are tons of actors I'd compare to Jake that didn't come from HW families.
To the naive people who are in love with Witherspoon, even kids know Reese is full of shit!
I thot it was rude of Jake to mention it.
Jake didn't mention it, Gemma is talking about kissing.
I just love the sheer disinterest and apathy on those kids faces. Superb.
Oh and I'm not in love with Witherspoon, far from it, just trying to make a rather badly reasoned and ill-thought out point. (I agree with the bad producer remark, Penelope sounded criminal).
And look at her hands all clenched. Is that how to relate to children? It looks defensive, prejudiced like don't come near me.
"Jake didn't mention it, Gemma is talking about kissing"
I was talking about Emmy Rossum in Day After Tomorrow. Sorry, I said Gemma instead of Emmy.
There's been some confusion, I believe, in previous posts.
Even old Hollywood and Ojai resident Sissy Spacek knows Reese is full of shit.
I doubt that Jake's parents wanted him to drop out of Columbia. His sister completed her degree.
I think he chose to do so because he does want this career, and he didn't want to wait any longer.
You can say what you want about Reese, nobody is going to put her, or anyone else, in a film if they don't think it will achieve their goals.
Of course, she' got ambition and drive. And she's smart enough to play the game.
Good for her. It is tough to make it as a female in Hollywood.
I don't like most of her film choices or persona, but I'd like to think I am adult enough to be objective about her place in Hollywood.
I have no reason to hate her or Jake. They haven't done anything to me.
When I think of Reese's acting, I think of falsehood. Reese looked false even in the oscar speech. In "Legally blonde" she was strident.
I don't know why they cast her in Vanity fair, she had no understanding of the epoch, I wish they cast an Englishwoman.
In Walk the line she was a harpy.
Her nicest acting was when Mark Walhberg gives her a hand job in whatsthatmoviecalled. Or wasn't she acting?
LOL. Isn't there a saying about kids and dogs and the truth? And Sissy looks like she's getting ready to pull a Carrie on Reese.
"Jake didn't mention it, Gemma is talking about kissing"
I was talking about Emmy Rossum in Day After Tomorrow. Sorry, I said Gemma instead of Emmy.
What did Jake say about kissing Emmy Rossum?
Yeh 12:11 and Atticus doesn't he look thrilled when Reese is there. Ever notice he stands away from her? That vid of her walking him, not letting him stop and sniff, dragging him along while she yammered on and waved her hands, not looking at him ONCE not even when he was behind her at a curb at the crosswalk to see if he was okay..was the saddest thing ever. I still get tears in my eyes when I remember, he looked so sad, his eyes were dead. How could Jake let that self centered apathetic shrew near Atti like that? I started losing respect for him and hating his bearding and hating Reese even more after she exposed her real character in that vid. It was disgusting.
Thanks Jackie - nothing wrong with keeping Heath's memory alive.
Gemma french-kissing Jake? You go, girl! :)
Congrats to whomever is putting these great pix of "Reese is full of shit" - if anybody's looking for "evidence" here 'tis. Hilarious!
I rather liked Sean Penn's response to Jake at VF party and found it in the same vein.
"What did Jake say about kissing Emmy Rossum?"
It was Emmy who "stuck her tongue down Jake's throat" - to Jakes apparent surprise.
I dont know who mentioned this, Emmy or Jake.
Oh, so Gemma did the same - poor Jake, and he's got a short gag reflex.
Your welcome! My pleasure!
Gimme a report that Jake couldnt resist sticking his tongue down a woman's throat, and I'll believe he's not a hunderd percent gay.
Jake is a grown man. His management works for him. He can change management.
He can change management, but they will all require him to beard or quit acting.
That's what's so shocking about this. Hollywood thinks it's still the 1940's. Ironically they are isolated from the real world, which has grown up without them, and in spite of them.
So ok, he has a choice, but not a meaningful choice.
Hadn't really seen the Sean Penn pics before, he doesn't look that impressed does he. (which is actually sad isn't it).
Funny though, when I go on ihj media the banner ad is for 'Gay Military Dating'. They must know their audience mustn't they.
"Gimme a report that Jake couldnt resist sticking his tongue down a woman's throat, and I'll believe he's not a hunderd percent gay."
One Gag Me With Cocaine Toothy Tile Blind Vice..opps it wasn't a tongue was it
++Good for her. It is tough to make it as a female in Hollywood++
^^^^
Legally Blonde is the typical redneck's movie.I know it was a comedy and not Shakespeare but the jokes seemed to be copied for a bad 80's film.
scene on LB II: her chihuahua dog is apparently gay and the"funny" thing is that he tops a rotweiller and then both dogs are dressed with black leather collars. And you call that piece of shit Iconic?
I'm so boring of babblers posting here their crap disguised as impartial opinions.
If you want to defend Reese's honor then just be honest about it and take the risk of getting your post deleted
OK I have a question about the Cocaine BI. Ted said at first Toothy made the girl snort coke off of his "little Toothy tile" (cock) then he changed it to "tight hot bod". Anyway how the hell do you snort coke off a cock? Or would it be eaten not snorted thru your nose? I'm trying to visualize a tidy neat line of coke staying on a penis and it just doesn't compute.
Or maybe Jake's penis is flat and square as a tabletop, I dunno..LOL
12:46.. wow there tiger, calm down. what I meant was that the image from legally blond is fairly well known and was a sort of defining role (hence iconic), personally I've never actually seen either legally blonde 1 or 2, or most of Reese's other films. I've seen Walk the Line which I thought was good, oh and Cruel Intentions and that's about it. I'm no Reese or Reeke fan, anything but, all I was trying to say was that you can seriously dislike the woman but she is a successful actress with some talent.
12:48
picture this: Toothy standing at the side of a table, he puts his cock in that table like a salami.
(must be not full erected but horizontal hard)spray some coke in it and they you go!!! enjoy it both!
12:56 so its not snorted with a straw/bill?
I'm trying to visualize a tidy neat line of coke staying on a penis and it just doesn't compute.
It doesn't have to be tidy and neat :)
Wait, you said spray coke IN it?
"picture this: Toothy standing at the side of a table, he puts his cock in that table like a salami.
(must be not full erected but horizontal hard)spray some coke in it and they you go!!! enjoy it both!"
Oh.my.god.its.getting.hot.in.here.
Wait, you said spray coke IN it?
Great idea but you don't need a table in that case. lol
12:54
If you didn't see that shit bigger than a building that was LB, then you can't seriously be talking about Reese having some kind of a talent.
WTL was another manipulative piece of hollywood trash, manufactured for her carrer improvement and her Oscar nom.
oh and for the record, I saw her movies way before the reeking, so I'm being "impartial" too
Of course you don't see it - after all, you still think Jake is bisexual.
^^ I think he's bisexual also. What's wrong with that?
12:56 so its not snorted with a straw/bill?
No, you just bury your face in it
LOL
1:04.. let's agree to disagree eh, there's more important things in the world to worry about than whether a 6 (7,8?) year old film is good or not.
Like the logisitics of spraying coke up a penis for example.
I think he's bisexual also. What's wrong with that?
Nothing, to error is human :)
let's agree to disagree eh, there's more important things in the world to worry
^^
Yes, like how to put coke on a dick and snort it. I think i'm more interested in those posts.
Wait, you said spray coke IN it?
Great idea but you don't need a table in that case. lol
ha ha! spray it ON it, like if you are seasoning a salad
I'm too big for that option.
"I think he's bisexual also. What's wrong with that?
Nothing, to error is human :)"
Then Ted is errored because the original TT item and others like Gag Me BI said TT is bisexual. Remember bisexual doesn't mean 50-50 (men-women), could be 80-20 or whatever. Looks like Gag Me BI is saying TT is going towards the 90-10 or 99-1 or 100-0 but Ted hasn't said TT is completely gay yet.
"ha ha! spray it ON it, like if you are seasoning a salad"
You mean like when you're at a restaurant and they ask you if you want fresh ground pepper and they grind it over your salad and you say "thank you" when its enough?
She is what she is today because she is a smart businesswoman with an obsession with micro-managing, manufacturing and controlling every aspect of her own public image. That's all.
^^ Not a Reese fan, but what top tier A list actor or actress does not pocess this trait??? If you think they got where they are on shear luck or looks you are living under a rock. All A list stars are like this. At this time in your life you are focusing the attention on Reese, That's all!
"I'm too big for that option."
Oh thats right you need your own fondue pot. *rolls eyes*
""Posts trashing Heath will be deleted.
Posts trashing Heath fans will be deleted.
Posts trashing Jake & Heath fans will be deleted.""
Why isn't post trashing Jake on a Jake blog not deleted????
PUZZELED!
All A list stars are like this.
Wrong.
All A list stars aren't cold, calculated, fake-nice, phony bitches.
You mean like when you're at a restaurant and they ask you if you want fresh ground pepper and they grind it over your salad and you say "thank you" when its enough?
mmm...yeah, kinda
Why isn't post trashing Jake on a Jake blog not deleted????
Which posts? Give us an example.
Ted hasn't said TT is completely gay yet
Yes, he did.
July 3, 2006
Dear Ted:
Heather Graham is one hot babe. Maybe not very smart. But hot. Looks good in anything. By the way, are you gay?
Mike
Dear Captain Obvious:
No, I just spend inordinate amounts of time writing cute little boxes about outfits and bad hairdos. Let's say I'm no more gay than Toothy Tile.
September 16, 2008
Dear Ted:
Has Toothy curbed the public nooky sessions? Also, do his parents know he's gay?
—Angela
Dear Det. Debauched:
Yes and yes.
October 11, 2008
Dear Ted:
Would you answer the million-dollar question: Is Toothy Tile gay or bisexual? How about Gray Goose? What is the real nature of Toothy's relationship with his beard?
—Mia
Dear Tricky Tooth:
You mean the one on his face or the one on his publicist’s speed dial? Gay as my vocabulary, darling. Ditto on the real love in Toothy’s life.
OK, Naive person here. Thx for the answers! Back to the coke LOL, when its done like that does the person with the cock get high? Considering they didn't snort any themselves. What/how does it affect them, if it does.. ?
Reese is not the only bitch in Hollywood.
You don't have to like someone to enjoy their films. I also liked Legally Blond and Walk the Line.
Speaking of stereotyping people, just what is a "redneck" movie?
Please explain oh enlightened, sensitive one.
Or are you a redneck and that's how you know?
1:39 ok my mistake then, wasn't paying attention. Thx for the info. TT was originally bi tho. Wonder when Ted changed his tune and what he heard.
From what I've seen, Austin really would need his own fondue pot, if you know what I mean.
(apologies for crudity)
"From what I've seen, "
SEEN or heard? Do tell!
You mean like when you're at a restaurant and they ask you if you want fresh ground pepper and they grind it over your salad and you say "thank you" when its enough?
"Spray some coke IN" is easier and tidier way of doing it. There is a small hole on the top just made for this!
photographs dear boy, only photographs i'm afraid. But he does look pretty impressive 'down stairs' so to speak.
Ted mentioned that Gray Goose was "well equipped".
Looks like Austin likes to go commando, like Jake.
Change shoes at a stop light. Throw the jeans in the back seat.
Grab the black slacks.
Oh shit, I'm not wearing underwear.
Not the most flattering pic of the adorable Austin, but I think you'll get the point.
nice package
(and yes, before anyone says another, I do realise how truly sad I am having spent the last five minutes searching for pics of Austin in revealing clothing)
Back to the coke LOL, when its done like that does the person with the cock get high?
Cocaine rubbed into the oral mucosa is well absorbed. I expect it's true for all mucosas.
Speaking of stereotyping people, just what is a "redneck" movie?
Please explain oh enlightened, sensitive one.
Or are you a redneck and that's how you know?
yes,i am a redneck myself but i'm not proud of it
Back to the coke LOL, when its done like that does the person with the cock get high?
^^
why he HAS to get high? Someone is scrubing the face on his penis, isn't that enough???
Is he standing in the trashcan? ;)
"does the person with the cock..."
OMG, there's a person attached to that thing? ;)
2:13 .. he's getting ready to be trashed for agreeing to the bearding. Bad Austin.
Or maybe he's trying to compact Reese. Good Austin.
Sounds like the Gag Me BV was TT getting a girl, giving her coke orally to numb her so he could deepthroat her and do some painfully unnatural throatgagging on her. No not exactly enjoyable for her unless she likes throwing up over and over highly erotic.
How about this one?
very nice package
"Is he standing in the trashcan?" LOL
The guy near him looks like Jake. It isn't (is it?) but funny how Austin had Jake lookalikes near him in his younger days. Jake probably had a few Austin lookalikes around too. ;)
George: Elaine! Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like laundry?
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?!
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
"he's trying to compact Reese"
That's biohazard: all that venom getting out.
"Or maybe he's trying to compact Reese. Good Austin."
ROTFLMAOAPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!
"very nice package" OMG i never noticed that. Nice nipple too like a dark copper penny. Here let me lick it and shiney it up.
PoP pictures - a lot of people complained about Jake's nipples being too small.
Jake, don't listen to them!
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Just to warn you.. from the Jezebel site.. according to the Star
"Jake Puts A Ring On It" is about how Reese Witherspoon showed up at a photo shoot (must mean the Elle one unless we're going to have to suffer other photo shopped nightmares) wearing an engagement ring (yeah, yuck and double yuck), but took it off when she saw people staring. She's not ready to go public with it, but Gyllenhaal popped the question."
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Did the Star get this engagement ring siting from the same person who reported that Reese was wearing a ring at the Lakers game and Katzenberg told her to hide it? Reeke doesn't want to go public with an engagement because they are what, such a private couple? Yeah right.
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Wow, great GIF animation!
Both Jake and Austin have strange heads.
Hugh Jackman with his son (and too big jeans):
good daddy
why am I still not prepared to believe Jake is no more than one more nasty little Hell Ay bourgois?
^^^ Nicked from ONTD
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With that said, I happen to think that he surrounds himself with too many mediocrities, professionally and personally.
But Jake isn't the next Daniel Day-Lewis.
He isn't even the next Robert Downey Jr.
He's better off being a big fish in a small (mediocre) pond.
why am I still not prepared to believe Jake is no more than one more nasty little Hell Ay bourgois?
Because so far we've read about 270 Reeke bullshit rag stories?
bourgoise
He's better off being a big fish in a small (mediocre) pond.
Jake was great and can be great again (Donnie Darko, Moonlight Mile, Brokeback Mountain).
I don't believe that Jake could ever produce anything like the performance that DDL gave in There will be Blood.
Jake will not be troubling the Academy Awards again. Never mind, he had his glory days.
Jake was great and can be great again (Donnie Darko, Moonlight Mile, Brokeback Mountain).
Agree with DD and BBM. I'm curious how his performances in Brothers and Nailed will be.
Totally and utterly wonderful!
Jake will not be troubling the Academy Awards again. Never mind, he had his glory days.
Look at Pitt in Ben Button. If the movie is aclaimed and a B.O. hit and the Academy likes you, you can get a nom. like Pitt for BB.
"Never mind, he had his glory days."
Blimey that's a bit tragic isn't it, to have had your glory days before you even reach 30. Let's give the lad the benefit of the doubt, better things may be on the horizon.
btw.. how do other people get to put quotes in italics, anyone able to tell me.
Yes Jake could be good, possibly great, but he needs to get away form the mediocrities in LA.
It might help if he could work again with someone like Ang who seems to know how to draw the best out of him.
He's not a bad actor. Just not great.
If he's lucky he'll have a similar career to Brad Pitt.
"Gyllenhaal popped the question."
What again? this makes it what, #5?
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btw.. how do other people get to put quotes in italics, anyone able to tell me.
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"He has some talent, and is very good looking, but he just doesn't seem to have any of the real desire for acting you see / feel in others. Say what you want about Reese, but she does seem to be very driven in her ambition.."
Heath was ambitious, and look what happened to him. Montgomery Clift was ambitious, and look what happened to him. Be careful what you wish for because you might get it.
Jake is ambitious enough.
"It might help if he could work again with someone like Ang who seems to know how to draw the best out of him."
ITA. Jake is a phenomenally talented, courageous actor when he really sets his mind to it and he has a great script and director. Unfortunately, directors like Lee, Fincher and Eastwood are precisely the kinds of directors who are not only avoiding Gen. Witherspoon like the plague, but are also unlikely to be impressed by bearding, planted rumors and staged photo-pics in gossip rags. Jim Sheridan is probably the last Oscar-caliber director that we will see with Jake for a long time.
So is this the same ring as the one he popped the question with in Rome? Or a bigger and better ring for when he did proposals #2, #3, and #4? Did he keep proposing with the same ring or did he get a new one each time for good karma? Is this engagement ring part of the set that was supposed to be for the wedding on Martha's Vineyard in September 2008? Or maybe it's a new one since that wedding didn't take place and insteaed was planned for December 2008? Oops but that December one was also postponed for Summer 2009. Which ring was Reese supposedly wearing at Lakers, the ring no paps saw even tho their cameras were crosshaired on Reeke before, during and after the entire game? And if she was wearing an engagement ring at Lakers then why was he shopping for engagement rings a month later at Fred Leighton's in NY? And why would he have to pop the question now or in Egypt if they are already planning that summer wedding that got postponed from last fall? Hell, why are they even planning a wedding if those rumors of them already being married are true? So many questions, so many proposals, so many rings! My god at least 4 by now! And so, so much bullshit!
Jake is a phenomenally talented...actor
LOL
Heath was ambitious, and look what happened to him. Montgomery Clift was ambitious, and look what happened to him. Be careful what you wish for because you might get it.
^^ Fame didn't kill Heath.Drugs did.
Fame didn't kill Heath.Drugs did.
I don't think Heath was someone who handled fame very well though.
So is this the same ring as the one he popped the question with in Rome?
Of course not! We need a new ring for every engagement fic... story.
"Fame didn't kill Heath. Drugs did."
Heath ran away from Jake as fast as his homophobic legs could take him after BBM. Do you think that his wholesale retreat wasn't motivated by the desire for fame and ambition? Do you honestly think that he fought hard for Batman because he just wanted to be artsy and fabulous?
Fame, ambition, a self-destructive streak, and perhaps some kind of psychological disorder cocked the gun for Heath. Drugs pulled the trigger.
Do you honestly think that he fought hard for Batman because he just wanted to be artsy and fabulous?
Heath accepted Nolan's offer, he loved the challenge.
Do you think that his wholesale retreat wasn't motivated by the desire for fame and ambition?
I don't believe your "Heath retreat" story for a second, and bet that fame was the last thing Heath was after.
Maybe if Jake has a Christian conversion, it would help him. or go to Italy and cobble shoes for a few years. Or join a monastery and become a monk. Or get sent to the clink.
No disgusting fatness, please, nor disfigurement from nearfatal crash.
Or just get a decent shrink, for chrissake. something.
4:51 PM your theory is old and tired and BS.
Do you honestly think that he fought hard for Batman because he just wanted to be artsy and fabulous?
He said he loved Nolan's Joker and after he read the script he had something up his sleeve. He said he would have done the character even if it wasn't a big production. He locked himself in a room for 6 weeks to get into Joker and wrote a Joker diary. I think he really wanted to play that character. He said it was the most fun he ever had playing a character.
Was Heath homophobic? I don't know. He played a gay cyclist when he was a teenager in an Australian soap and of course a gay man in BBM. One of his friends and colleagues in "Masses" is gay. Of course, maybe deep down, he was still a homophobe? I can't tell.
Heath was a homophobe? you gotta be fucking kidding me.
Heath play abgay character twice. Hardly homophobic. He didn't run away from Jake. Did you forget he asked him to be Matilda's godfather. Heath also lived very privately.
He didn't have to fight for the Batman role. Nolan chose him.
Heath was incredibly ambitious; he just wasn't interested in fame. He was an artist first.
There were no illegal drugs in his system when he died. He died from an accidental mixture of prescription drugs. The same sort of accidental mixing kills thousands of people each year because we don't often realize just how long a drug will stay in one's system. All it takes is one mistake; one bad interaction.
You might want to get your information straight before you try to take down your betters.
PR needs to hire someone to keep an eye on continuity. Maybe Disney has someone that can help. The guy/gal that leaked the POP photos might be available.
Isn't the "I'm Not There" dirctor Todd Haynes gay? He seemed to like Heath. I'd think if Heath was a homophobe, he wouldn't have been as fond of him.
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