Wednesday 11 February 2009
Beard or Bust!
If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.
- Ogden Nash
I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a beard before I got busted.
- Charles Manson
If the beard were all, goats could preach.
- Danish proverb
You can't grow a beard if you shave.
- Bob Blue
NO! Not the beard!
- Lord of The Rings
In Hollywood, you can keep a mistress, or a boyfriend, maybe both. You can go gay, bi, or pan-sexual. Just don't tell anybody, and don't get caught.
- Rock Hudson
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I don't think Jake is gay, he's bi like many others in Hollywood.
Hollywood is full of closeted gay actors.
I think you are mixing promiscuity and closeted gay life with bisexuality.
He and Michelle broke up because they hooked up too soon and probably didn't know each other too well.
There are rumors that drugs were the major reason for breaking up. Maybe Heath made an effort to stay away from alcohol and illegal drugs for Matilda's sake, realizing that Michelle was right?
Yes, maybe drugs were one of the reasons for their problems, but I really believe the reports that he was clean shortly before he died and yes he probably did it for Matilda's sake.
12.36 - exactly.
Funny how people are believing the absurdest things Ted writes about Toothy/Jake but when it comes to Heath, Ted is suddenly an "asshole".
Hypocrisy.......
IUC Exclusive: Lets See Who can get this right - only two here are straight, who? Clue#1 - Shindig
Joe Namath is bi/gay?
6:02 AM, as I've said I don't believe many things Ted says regarding Jake and Heath. But it's a difference saying someone is gay/bi (big deal, actually) or implying someone is a huge drug addict and saying he died of an illegal drug overdose when in fact the guy was clean of illegal stuff when he died, not even alcohol was found in his system when they did the toxy test.
Posted on OMG
Jake in New York City
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
"We skipped across Delancey to Allen & Delancey to get our drink on for 6 bucks. The cocktails had these whimsical names like "The Atlantic Ruin" and "William and Mary" plus they were quite lethal and delicious. About halfway through my drink I notice a guy with a newsboy cap walk in who looks a lot like Jake Gyllenhaal (ever heard of him?). Two seconds later he looks up with and oh, yup it IS him. My mind froze as did my ability to articulate anything but, "Alia. Jake. Gyllenhaal." In college I had a sad, torn little photo of him from Interview above my sorority house desk. We go way back. The rest of the night became a blurry, euphoric memory. And I love this city."
Update:
He was with a brunette lady, don't think it was Maggie though. I was trying to see but her head was down! Ah well..
Blog, no pitures
So, it could have been Maggie. It could have been Sarah Jessica Parker. It could have been Myrna Loy.
The blogger doesn't know, because she didn't she the woman's face.
Neither crowd, Reekers or TBers, will miss this opportunity to plead their case.
What case?
That Jake is straight - Reekers
That Jake is Gay - TBers
Although here recently, it would appear that the Reekers have jumped on the Jake is Bi bandwagon, which means they've at least accepted that he's NCS, a big step for some of those phobes in that camp.
Both will explain away the woman that Jake was spotted with using their own brand of logic.
It was probably Maggie, though.
Trust me, no one really cares about Jake and some woman (including babblers).
Jake and any guy would be something else.
Although here recently, it would appear that the Reekers have jumped on the Jake is Bi bandwagon, which means they've at least accepted that he's NCS, a big step for some of those phobes in that camp.
Are you saying that Reekers are discussing JiB/JiNCS on GB, IHJ, DCF, ...?
I think "Jake is BI bandwagon" is used by few Reekers to mess with WFT2/OMG.
That way Reekers can trash JiG crowd and sell "Reeke is real".
You are paranoid 7:13.
7:15 AM
Do Reekers discuss JiB/JiNCS on GB, IHJ, DCF, ...?
"Are you saying that Reekers are discussing JiB/JiNCS on GB, IHJ, DCF, ...? "
Has hell frozen over yet?
7:13 -
You could be right, since I don't venture into Babbler territory - there be dragons there - but, confine my Jake time to here and OMG. And here, they have latched onto the Jake is Bi and chosen to step away from the evil Gay tactic like a barnacle to the hull of a sinking ship.
What would one call a group of Babble barnacles, hmmm?
A bunch? A bevy? A bluster of Babble barnacles?
How am I paranoid?
There are people who really believe Jake is bi, not because they SO hate him to be gay. I don't like him with Reese to say the least and wouldn't have a problem at all if he were gay, but I happen to think he's bi.
^^Now people will acuse me of doing Jake is straight/bi propaganda, because I can't stand the thought of him being gay. It's inevitable.
In fact I wish Heath was still alive and both gay, so they could hook up in real life.
7:26 AM
What I want to know is your opinion about Reeke - fake or not?
I don't want to waste my time with "Reeke is real" posters.
A delusion of Babblers?
What I want to know is your opinion about Reeke - fake or not?
Honest to God? I don't care. I just can't stand them fake or not.
Now you'll ask me why I'm here then. I'll tell you, because it's fun. I can vent, I can share my opinion anonymously. Like I said, it's fun.
A delusion of Babblers?
Some posters are too funny.
When are posters not trolls or babblers. If we all think Jake is gay, still with Austin, has a baby with him, bearding with Reese?
Maybe all this stuff is true, maybe not. Some people are taking this way too seriously.
I don't think if Jake is gay, he'll come out anytime soon or at all anyway, maybe when he's old and grey and his career is over.
Jakey skulking around in NYC.
Looks like Mac the Knife; hey, what a great role for him.
How come Ive lived in a few major cities and know lots of gay guys but never met a truly bi-sexual male. Yet many posters seem to know and assume bi-sexuality is rampant and know just loads of these. Am I missing something?
Babblers and trolls have very distinct characteristics and spout the same phrases, that's how you come to recognize them. You can be a b or t and not realize it. Im sure everyone has an inner b and t just as everyone as an inner 'phobe.
Some happen to think that sexuality is not black or white. I believe most people aren't 100% gay or straight. I think sexuality is complicated. I hope one day people will stop boxing people in categories regarding their sexuality.
7:47 AM, oh jeez. I'm giving up.
When are posters not trolls or babblers. If we all think Jake is gay, still with Austin, has a baby with him, bearding with Reese?
trolls & babblers = "Reeke is real and you people are bad fans" posters.
Clear enough?
Am I missing something?
Yes. A lot of people who have no idea about closeted male homosexuality aren't aware of their ignorance.
"Am I missing something?
Yes. A lot of people who have no idea about closeted male homosexuality aren't aware of their ignorance."
I have known known quite a few closeted male homosexuals and three friends have been married to these and had children. I do not considere these guys bi-sexual, however.
Fact is we have no idea if Jake is straight, bi, gay. He is young, rich, beautiful, spoiled. Maybe he fucks whoever he wants male, female, he certainly won't have problems getting any looking as good as he does.
Fact is we are gossiping and speculating.
Fact is some of us have firm opinions about Jake's sexuality based on our experience and what Jake told and showed us.
OMG! News Flash! Jake told someone on this board that he's GAY,GAY,GAY!
or maybe not.
Ted wasn't telling the truth about Heath. That was the point of the post. He was kicking a dead man.
He would never have had the guts to go after Heath if he were still alive.
Sometimes Ted's stuff is true, sometimes not.
In the case of Heath's death, it was a pack of insinuations that he could never back up. We have the toxicology report, a statement of fact. But somehow Ted tried to imply that the state of NY was in on some kind of conspiracy to protect Heath or Warner Bros' investment in TDK.
It was and is still disgusting.
8:17 AM
Don't play stupid, it DOES NOT make you look smart or funny.
Yes, Jake talks, check out his interviews and statements.
Jake has never said that he is Gay. Until he does so, all is speculation and conjecture.
Please try reading posts.
Fact is we are gossiping and speculating.
Fact is some of us have firm opinions about Jake's sexuality based on our experience and what Jake told and showed us.
So, are Maggie and Peter part of Jake's PR campaign like his mother, Chris and Matthew Frost? If they are, how long do you think it will be before we see them with Jake and Reese?
Oh, further speculation. I don't think Ted really knows as much about what is going on in Jake's life now, and that's why some of his responses haven't been as self-assured as in the past.
GAY,GAY,GAY!
No, just GAY,GAY.
Fact is we have no idea if Jake is straight, bi, gay.
Fact is , I have a damn good idea whether he is gay or not.
Fact is, Jake looks beautiful in certain angles and pretty awful at other angles.
Fact is, not everyone likes effeminate guys with girlie voices.
So, are Maggie and Peter part of Jake's PR campaign like his mother, Chris and Matthew Frost?
Does it matter? I'm sure Jake's friends and family will always help him out.
Fact is, 9.04, you don't know shit about what Ted knows or doesn't know!
Page Six
ROCKER STIPE: DINER FROM HELL
R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe needs a serious lesson in restaurant etiquette.
In her upcoming memoir, "People Are Unappealing," out in March, writer and comedian Sara Barron dishes on her stint waiting tables at a New York eatery she nicknames "Hell," run by a celebrity chef she dubs "Luigi." Of all the celebs who routinely dine at Hell, says Barron, one - nicknamed "[Bleep] Waffle," after the time he demanded blueberry waffles, even though they weren't on the menu - particularly incited the wrath of the staff.
Page Six has learned that "Luigi" is Croc-wearing doughboy Mario Batali, who's been dubbed Fanta Pants because of his bright orange shorts. "Hell" is his eatery Babbo, and "[Bleep] Waffle" is Stipe.
And making overworked cooks run out to buy a pint of blueberries at 3 a.m. was far from Stipe's worst transgression. Barron tells of a time when he and a posse of 19 rolled into Babbo at 12:42 a.m., 42 minutes after the kitchen closed to the public. Stipe refused to directly communicate with Barron, instead delegating a member of his entourage to place his orders. He never said "please" or "thank you," never took his sunglasses off, and refused to go to the bathroom alone, according to the book.
By 5 a.m., says Barron, Stipe and his pals had rung up a tab of more than $2,000. The meal was comped by celeb-obsessed Batali, although Barron of course still expected a tip: "Four [hundred dollars] would be ideal - four would be 20 percent - but since they weren't being presented with a check and didn't seem mathematically inclined, figuring on two was best," she writes.
When the group extinguished its cigarettes and filed out, Barron discovered that they'd left zero: "[Bleep] Waffle had kept our staff of seven on our feet for five extra hours . . . and he did so without tipping."
Neither Batali nor Stipe could be reached for comment. A spokeswoman for Barron tells Page Six, "Sara prefers to keep the identities of the people in her book anonymous."
He never said "please" or "thank you," never took his sunglasses off, and refused to go to the bathroom alone, according to the book.
Refused to go to the bathroom alone? What?
9:04 was giving his opinion, not stating a fact 9:12. If you want to slavishly swallow everything Ted says, go for it.
Looks like Mac the Knife; hey, what a great role for him.
Nice coat :)
Check out new OMG pic.
Jake has never said that he is Gay. Until he does so, all is speculation and conjecture.
This ^^^ from Babblers who constantly troll here demanding conclusive proof and statements from Jake about being gay but whose beloved blog mantra reads "Gyllenbabble: Let's talk about Jake! Timely, topical and totally unverified information about Jake Gyllenhaal" LOL
OJ Simpson has never said he stabed his wife. Until he does so, all is speculation and conjecture.
11:26, why are you spending time at Gyllenbabble? The post you quoted didn't demand anything of anyone.
Where have you been trolling?
Reading blogs isn't trolling.
Posting bullshit on blogs is trolling.
Check out new OMG pic.
Bad picture, but that is Jake and that could be Austin.
Hey you hypocritical Babblers who come here and criticize WFT2 and OMG's "speculation and conjecture" let me remind you what your motto is: "Timely, topical and totally unverified information about Jake Gyllenhaal"
October 18, 2007
Dubious Duos?
We check out the arm candy of Natalie Portman, Carrie Underwood and Jake Gyllenhaal and wonder why Kate Hudson donned high fashion for a football game!
Bumps in the Day
Jake Gyllenhaal sure as hell lives to get the gossies in gonzo overdrive. Why, just this week, right after J.G. did Letterman, all shy 'n’ stuff, he pulls the same don’t-look-at me routine down in the Village—almost.
Desk Stealth just followed J.G. and his gorgeous amigo, a dead ringer for Austin Nichols (would just go ahead and say it was A.N. here, but, like, maybe Jakey’s pullin’ a Natalie Portman, choosing to hang with an Austin doppelgänger just to throw us snit-snoops off the mark?) for several blocks. Too fun for the ab-perf tum! D.S. embarked on an intrepid block-by-block Jake-athon, stealing close behind just for us, too kind.
“They could have walked to the ferry, and I still would have followed them,” admits our pavement detective, so refreshingly honest (see, always loved those NY types, this is only one reason why). “All the while, they kept walking close to each other, like they were purposely trying to bump into each other, ya know what I mean?”
We do, you baddie bro, we do! So, do continue:
“At one point they had their heads briefly touching each other,” D.S. practically breathlessly relayed. “A short time after that came the friend's arm around Jake and the whisper to the ear. Then, the whole block before they got to West 12th Street," said the onlooker, J.G. & A.N. did a little digital dance. "Oh so cute!”
Deliciously so! But wait. We simply have to get ahold of ourselves here. See, before you nasty naughties out there start cackling, like, totally inappropriate things here, can’t two guys show affection for each other (just like women do) without people going to all sorts of kooky conclusions? Not to mention their publicists' speed dials…
I mean, John Travolta does it all the time! What’s the biggie?
Denim Addendum: “Both had on blue jeans wrapped around perfect butts,” added our boyish spy, above, for the really important deets. Jake’s dude-pal/whatever “probably had the better butt,” sassed our unsubtle source. “It was slightly rounder, and his jeans fit a bit more snuggly.”
Sorry, Jakey, I know how it feels. I’m still smarting from the time Defamer blabbed I have no behind. So not true! I took a pic and showed the hateful folks how wrong they were, will you please now do the same for us?
We’re waiting...high-quality pics preferred!
And the Babblers don't even do the "timely and topical" part, like Ian. Anything that isn't Reeke is forbidden and deleted!
Why, just this week, right after J.G. did Letterman, all shy 'n’ stuff, he pulls the same don’t-look-at me routine down in the Village—almost.
Jake "Gooberballs" Gyllenhaal on David Letterman
Monday, Oct 15 2007
That's not Austin in the pic, look at the ears.
^ and the hair
Update: The Hollywood mogul who claims he was lovers with Toothy made it clear in an email to me last night under no terms was he afraid to come out. “Almost every studio exec I know is gay,” he said. “In this case I had to do everything to protect his (Toothy) career and well being. Otherwise, it would have been career suicide for him. Everyone in this town knows I’m queer and never in a million years would I try to hide it.”
Update update
HisHighness said on February 12th, 2009 at 8:18 am
He says they did that to draw attention to him instead of Toothy. “We needed to take the spotlight of Toothy and put it on me,” he said. “And it worked. No one believed I turned straight, but it caught their attention.”
IUC
He says they did that ...
that = dated the same girl to pretend to be straight
"AND it says on the other post they dated the same girl to pretend to be straight. Something doesn’t ring true. If everyone knew he was gay why would he pretend to be straight? I call BS."
Hollywood is full of closeted gay actors.
I think you are mixing promiscuity and closeted gay life with bisexuality.
^ Please explain the definition of bisexuality, or as it pretains to you. I don't see how one could know about someone elses bisexuality if they are not with that person or personally around them almost 24/7.
Some happen to think that sexuality is not black or white. I believe most people aren't 100% gay or straight. I think sexuality is complicated. I hope one day people will stop boxing people in categories regarding their sexuality.
It's the totally gay person, who knew they were gay early in life, excepted it and anyone, or man who has a same sex experience is considered gay to them. I he's hot and sexy they will claim him to know end and get piss, upset and spew venom if he does not come out. Well, I'm not gonna bitch about this but my opinion of the person is different. It would be great if the gay and bi men came out for who they really are!
And, bisexual men do not come out either, just as gay men in the closet don't or take their time.
People get it, Society will not except a bisexual man either. And they get it from the gays and the straights. But they have sex with both sexes, it's simple. Now a pretty female is another story.
I don't see how one could know about someone elses bisexuality if they are not with that person or personally around them almost 24/7.
Back to proofs? Same is true for all sexual orientations, not just BI.
BI - People who can have EQUALLY SATISFYING emotional and sexual relationships with both sexes.
Wikipedia: Bisexuality refers to sexual behavior with or physical attraction to people of both genders (male and female), or a bisexual orientation. People who have a bisexual orientation "can experience sexual, emotional, and affectional attraction to both their own sex and the opposite sex".
I have known known quite a few closeted male homosexuals and three friends have been married to these and had children. I do not considere these guys bi-sexual, however.
February 12, 2009 7:59 AM
^^^ there you have it. But you would consider a woman under the same circumstance and situation as bisexual and most people would also. Bisexual men know this. One same sex experience for a man equals gay for life. Women can go back and forth at their hearts desire.
And every damn poster here knows this. Angelina anyone?
Ann Heche? and a whole host of others. All of the female porn stars. they love it both ways.
But they have sex with both sexes, it's simple.
It isn't THAT simple. A lot of closeted GAY men have hetero sex because it's 100% socially acceptable, it's easier to find and safer.
Bisexual men know this. One same sex experience for a man equals gay for life.
No, it doesn't.
Gay men can't have sexually and emotionally fulfilling relationship with women. BI men can.
** Yes. A lot of people who have no idea about closeted male homosexuality aren't aware of their ignorance."****
So Very True.
Fact is, not everyone likes effeminate guys with girlie voices.
^^ hummmmm I take it you don't have a boyfriend.
What? All guys are effeminate and have girlie voices?
It isn't THAT simple. A lot of closeted GAY men have hetero sex because it's 100% socially acceptable, it's easier to find and safer.
Again, you are just dealing with the gay or bi man. What about the woman. She gets a pass from straights and gays.
^^ It's a total double standard ^^
But I must say and agree with the voice that I will always be a double standard until the closeted gay man comes out and the closeted bisexual man comes out of the closet. But there more than likely will be some backlash for them both. More than likely, but not certain!
^^ I = It
Female porn stars??? You can't make a blanket statement like that, it's part of their job.
And bisexual women don't get a "pass", it's just that straight men are turned on by them, not threatened by them, and many of those all expect bisexual women to ultimately chose the "better" sex and settle down with a man. If women had more power culturally and socially, bisexual men would probably be more accepted. But I still don't think there are that many of them.
And even if Jake is bi (which I don't believe) he is certainly not with the Chin.
IUC Exclusive: Auntie Tile Talks to IUC
A close relative of Toothy Tile spoke to IUC today. She said she figured out who Toothy Tile was after Ted Casablanca ran his first blind item about him some four years ago. “It was so easy to figure out who it was,” she said. “From the first clue I knew right away my new name would be Auntie Tile. I follow every move of my nephews’ career. I knew it could not have been anyone else. God bless his soul. I still love him, even though I think what he’s doing is a big sin.”
IUC
I wonder if it's Jamie Lee Curtis? Kevin Chesney was in the news today too about denying gay rumours. I have to find the story again. Can't seem to locate it.
Oh come on, it's a joke. Toothy tiles aunt? Yeah, and she just now decided to talk to Ian, LOL!!!
Jamie Lee? Um, ok.
Ian made it up like the Mogul, the 3 bimbos,...
Chains are being pulled for shits and giggles.
O the shark has pretty teeth, dear
And he shows them pearly white
Such a smile has Toothy Tile, dear
Though he keeps it out of sight
When the shark bites with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows begin to spray
Fancy handlers has our Jakey
So there's not one trace of gay
Jerry B., he split the scene, babe
After drawing out some cash
Now our Jake spends like a sailor
Has our boy done something rash?
Austin Nichols, Chrissy Fischer,
David Fincher, Sweet Matthew Frost
O the line forms to the right, dear
Hope our Jakey ain't got lost. .
Yes the line forms on the right, boys
Now that Jakey's back in town
Aunty, how could you?!
LOL!! If Ian's and Ted's idea was to squash TT for good they are doing a good job!
Something weird is going on . . . ;) I detect a change in Ted's Toothy 'tude and now Ian with Auntie Mame . . . I don't know - I fully expect to see a Reeke Valentine weekend in the Big Apple, frankly . . .
I wonder if it's Jamie Lee Curtis?
Oh lord. Do you really not know the difference between a faux godmother and an aunt?
Yes the line forms on the right, boys
Now that Jakey's back in town
Let's Get Started!
Well, a real aunt won't talk, but a celebrity will, especially one like Curtis. It's all made up anyway, so don't get so excited. BBM is long over. Jake put in his fake 2 years.
The faux aunt is an anomaly as well as an invention. No person who has been following J's career would be shocked! I tell you, shocked! by his "sinful" behavior. Nor would any family member dish with a gossipmonger.
Ian's blown it, IMHO.
What a douchbag!
The 'sin' part means that it's not Jamie Lee Curtis (too liberal), and Curtis is his godmother, not aunt. Given the turmoil in that family, I suspect that it's an aunt on his father side of the clan.
I actually believe Halperin now - lock, stock and barrel.
I'm not sure about family members talking either. My take? Jerry B. sic'ed his legal hounds on Ted and E!, got him to watch his step and/or only speak well of both J & R and their projects, and Ian's is a counter story to fill in the blanks, create more mystery and put a different spin on it. And the day is saved!
Papa G comes from a family of brothers. I don't think Ian was contacted by the wife of any of his brothers and I don't think they would call Jake "nephew". Maybe "my husband's nephew" but not "nephew."
Alright, 4:11, I will believe it now too. See where it goes. I always knew Curtis wasn't his aunt. I just thought he was referring to someone that had an aunt type relationship to him. But, Curtis is on the liberal side. No question about it. So that would rule her out.
It's curious that Ted hasn't acknowledged this at all (did he acknowledge JJ)? And I can't imagine *any* family member talking to a gossipmonger, giving private details about another family member. And what's a "sin"? That's over the top. But, we'll see where this goes . . .
It's curious that Ted hasn't acknowledged this at all (did he acknowledge JJ)?
No and no. Ted can't/won't out Toothy like that.
You make it sound like he has scruples! No, I mean acknowledge Ian's picking up the TT story. The other possibility is the legal hounds got to E!, and Ian has been given the story with Ted's blessing?
Ian said this about Auntie Tile's "sin" comment:
"HisHighness said on February 12th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I think she meant by him not coming out and being real. Announcement: I’m working on a new film “Out of The Hollywood Closet”. It will include interviews with all these folks. Thanks for your support."
IUC
4:37 PM
What could Ted say about Ian and not out Toothy?
This is a flaw in the story, IMO. I have always thought that TT is out to family and close friends, just not to the world yet, and they would support his decision to come out when he's ready. It's not an "aunt's" decision to make. But let's see what happens.
Ted could say it's BS, for one.
Jake and Heath make one of the sexiest on screen couples (the only homosexual couple):
sexiest screen couples
:)
Very nice! :)
Ted could say it's BS, for one.
Jake is Toothy, Ted can't say it's BS. Every gossiper can write about any celebrity. Ted answered TT questions this week, business as usual.
Ian doesn't need Ted's blessing or permission, and I don't get why some people think Ted is giving up Toothy gossip.
Jakey skulking around in NYC.
Looks like Mac the Knife; hey, what a great role for him.
Wow - what a beautiful insight onto those photos. Thanks so much for sharing this thought.
Those photos are incredibly theatrical: the irony of walking out of a "clothing store" without a shirt.
Trudging past the straw vendors lol. The Haymarket!
Something about Jake makes everything so fascinating! Except for Reeke, sadly.
And Miss Lucy Brown! :D Thanks 3:39 - that is beautiful :) :) :)
Other stories on IUC:
Did Madonna Beat Up A-Rod?
Was IUC used by al-Qaeda?
D.C. “Reporter” tried to dupe IUC that Joe Biden is Gay
Hey,at least he checked the Biden-Story......
(By "sinful") I think she meant by him not coming out and being real.
My opinion exactly - both that that's what Auntie Tile meant, and that it is indeed sinful!
I mean - that it is indeed sinful not to come out and be real. :)
"I still love him, even though I think what he’s doing is a big sin.”
Would Jamie Lee Curtis actually say something like this? Doesn't seem like her style...
Come on, someone must know who's the man with Jake :)
2004, Nov 5 - Jake and some man leaving a movie theatre in LA
DL knows everything!
The man is D.V. DeVincentis, a screenwriter. Son-in-law of Natalie Wood and Richard Gregson (since 2003), grew up with pal John Cusack in Chicago.
D.V. DeVincentis
February 9
Narrative Problems
I wonder if cutting up the story into flashbacks would do the trick.
3:39 PM, maybe you could help Stephen solve his narrative problems :)
Data lounge found the name of Jake's mystery date fast! I wonder if I post a picture if they can find my lost keys?
Mystery date, more like threesome. The pic they used from IHJ also has Natasha Gregson Wagner in it. Cozy!
Gays are FABULOUS! And they know everyone in Hollywood.
7:14 PM
Woman with orange shoes - it does look like Natasha Gregson Wagner (D.V.'s wife).
Mike White (The Good Girl: Well, maybe you'll have night after night of eternal hellfire all to yourself) is openly bisexual.
His father is openly gay.
Mike & Mel
How sweet is this?
Jake and Mike White
YIKES!!!
Chesney denies gay rumors, discusses failed marriage with Zellw...
Kenny Chesney tells Playboy magazine that he's definitely not gay and has well over 100 women who could attest to that.
The award-winning country singer gave a lengthy interview for the men's magazine's March issue that hits newsstands Friday.
He discussed his 2005 marriage to actress Renee Zellweger, which was annulled after four months.
Chesney said he "didn't have any clue" what true marriage meant. He said he didn't know how to commit to his music and to his marriage at the same time.
He also told the magazine that the paparazzi and attention became too intense and he panicked.
To have the marriage annulled, Chesney said the legal papers could claim either physical abuse, mental abuse or three or four other things that weren't true.
He said the best thing he could put in there was fraud. So he agreed to it.
But the fraud claim fueled speculation that he is gay, and he said it made him angry.
8:21 It's old news that he is openly BI as is that pic that has been on IHJ since day one. Genre magazine cover I think.
So the mystery man in pic 204 is straight and married, LOL!!!
Gays are FABULOUS! And they know everyone in Hollywood.
February 12, 2009 7:16 PM
Not quite right. We *ARE* everyone in Hollywood. :) ;)
At least the guys. Something to remember from now on: There is no such thing as a straight men who is interested in religion or theatre.
What's new from Halperin? No more TT?? And what remains is all unsubstantiated crap?
No publicity for Jakey? Oh, dear!
I guess he'll have to do the Valentine's day photo op with the beard. Damn!
"February 12, 2009 9:42 PM Anonymous said...So the mystery man in pic 204 is straight and married, LOL!!!"
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Reality Check! Just because someone is married to a person of their opposite sex doesn't mean they're always 100% heterosexual. Just like if someone is married to a person of their same sex doesn't mean they're always 100% homosexual. Yes its easier to assume and put people in pigeonholes but who said life was gonna be easy.
"There is no such thing as a straight men who is interested in religion or theatre."
You too: don't assume.
Ian has a new crop of "everyone is gay except for one of the following" photos. Let's hope the one is Sadam.
And is that Gaycrest naked from the waist down?!
Chesney is on the list. lol It says Seacrest, but that can't be him. Anderson Cooper looks so good in his pic. Ian is really funny, just like Ted.
Jake at the opening Night After Party for 'Uncle Vanya' held at Pangea
Wenn
Does he sleep in that cap? :)
Stymied Gyllenhaal, Miscast O’Hare Star in ‘Vanya’: John Simon
A revival of Anton Chekhov’s masterly “Uncle Vanya” by the Classic Stage Company in the East Village proves yet again that the presence of big stage and screen stars doesn’t assure a classic’s success.
This “Vanya”-- with Maggie Gyllenhaal, Denis O’Hare and Peter Sarsgaard -- is like a noble oak chopped up into firewood.
The three stars are the biggest deficit. Gyllenhaal is a winning movie actress, but her film roles have not prepared her for playing the beautiful, bored Yelena, married to an old, egocentric fussbudget and thus turned into a coolly distant ice queen. She gives us a slightly stymied cutie pie, a hemmed-in sex kitten down to the come-hither rasp in her voice.
Her real-life husband, Peter Sarsgaard, at home in contemporary Hollywood roles, is an uneasy squatter in the part of Dr. Astrov, a frustrated idealist who is weary of his charm for women. Sarsgaard can’t find the right tempi or emphases: shuttling between colorless rattle and silence-studded rallentandos, he fails at both infectious enthusiasm and self- effacing charm.
The supreme disaster, though, is Denis O’Hare’s Vanya, all cutesy mannerisms, smudging affectations and overwhelming effeteness. All is artifice, posturing, self-satisfied exaggeration, whether vocal pyrotechnics or gestural extravagance, without an ounce of simple sincerity. He plays not good-but-troubled Vanya, but rather a miscast actor enacting a misguided concept.
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bloomberg.com
So the mystery man in pic 204 is straight and married, LOL!!!
So? What's LOL about it?
And why do you assume he's straight if he's married?
I didn't assume anything, I was just trashing 9:42 PM.
Straight or gay D.V., it's always nice to see Jake openly affectionate with men :)
IHJ gallery
'Uncle Vanya' Opening Night After Party
4:16/4:45, I was trashing 9:42 too!
(btw ITA with you)
Great Minds Think Alike!
If the production never quite comes together - and unfortunately it does not - the problem comes down to Denis O'Hare's crazed but not vulnerable Vanya. This Vanya is so busy raging and being sarcastic - and, once, literally chewing the pillar in obsessive love and disillusionment - that we stop caring that he wasted his life on meaningless work. Things get silly, instead of foolish, finally dwindling into a meaner kind of emptiness than Chekhov, the clear-eyed humanist, demands.
Still, there are many pleasures in this engaging, thoughtful staging, including Peter Sarsgaard (Gyllenhaal's real-life love and fellow indie star) as Astrov, the put-upon village doctor and environmental idealist. While the actor seemed too soft as the rogue Trigorin in the recent "Seagull" on Broadway, he captures the lights and shadows in this more likable character.
The gifted Mamie Gummer has dropped the Valley Girl mannerisms she adopted for "Les Liaisons Dangereuses" last season. Her long-suffering, lovelorn Sofya finds a kind of radiance in devoted mousiness.
Gyllenhaal, in her first major role on the New York stage, is seriously delightful as Yelena, the young wife of the aged, self-important professor (George Morfogen). Their move from the city has disrupted the tedious regularity of the struggling estate. From the moment she swans, without a word, through the house in her summer-sophisticate linens (by Suzy Benzinger), everyone else seems unbearably dull.
This Yelena does not merely disturb other people's space. She invades it. She nuzzles, she cuddles, she crawls under everyone's radar as if - almost - unaware of her effect. She has a dark buzzy voice and a face trained to smile through everyone else's pain. This one is the real thing.
newsday.com
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Gays still love Jakey!
Q: Which celebrity would you give anything to see come out of the closet?
A: Jake Gyllenhaal. He's also a very sexy actor and it would be nice to know he were on the gay market. Back off Reese!
Q: Johnny Depp or Jake Gyllenhaal?
A: Jake Gyllenhaal! He is so sexy, I would take him over a wannabe pirate any day.
gay.com
^^^ Hot Commodity is TB :)
And is that Gaycrest naked from the waist down?!
More interesting picture than naked from the waist up!
from People.com
Caught in the Act!
Also in the Lower East Side: Jake Gyllenhaal, sipping $6 signature cocktails while hanging with friends at Allen & Delancey during the hip restaurant's weekly "Happy Nights" event.
People replaced "Jake and a brunette lady" with "Jake and friends". lol
Same sighting:
Recession-friendly Jake Gyllenhaal enjoying half-price cocktails at Allen & Delancey.
NY Daily News
"Recession-friendly"... are they referring to that worker's hat he's wearing?
Half-price cocktails and worker's hat :)
Movie Review: Confessions of a Shopaholic
This film spits in the face of the audience and takes you all for blundering fools. Within ten minutes of the film you already dislike Rebecca as an annoying obsessed shopper that just won’t quit. She whines and cries to her dimwitted friend who is only in the film to be a sounding board and add additional plot devices once it comes time to wrap this freak show up. The timeline is awful as we honestly see Rebecca gain international celebrity status off only one article and carry out multiple tasks in a matter of hours as if she was Jack Bauer on ecstasy.
Director P.J. Hogan (My Best Friend’s Wedding) cares so little for his actors he hired Jo Willems as his cinematographer who lights the stage as if we were meant to be watching Death itself on screen. John Goodman, Joan Cusack and Kristen Scott Thomas all look as if they just walked out of the morgue as a result of Willems’s lighting. It’s as if no one cared about the movie and I am rather certain no one did. Producer Jerry Bruckheimer even leaked early word that hidden inside the film was the poster debut for the upcoming Jake Gyllenhaal sword-and-sandal epic Prince of Persia. Talk about desperation as he tries to salvage a sinking ship.
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The Chin probably put him on a budget for NYC, have to save those pennies for coffee runs and shopping in LA.
To have the marriage annulled, Chesney said the legal papers could claim either physical abuse, mental abuse or three or four other things that weren't true. He said the best thing he could put in there was fraud. So he agreed to it. But the fraud claim fueled speculation that he is gay, and he said it made him angry.
Poor Kenny!
How come no one informed him about the divorce option? His PR people should teach him that he's supposed to be flattered by gay rumors.
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Jake's Coat Has Red Lining
Congrats to Maggie - she's turning out to be a fine actress. Love the pics with Jake there to support her. I like that he's out having half-price cocktails, shows some sensitivity and creativity. Anyone can drop a hundred and a half at least at a top restaurant and bar, doesn't show they know a Cab from a Merlot. A creative, out-of-the way place shows he knows about food and drink, is creative and puts some thought into it, it doesn't have to be the most expensive place in the world. :)
^^And he's aware of the (severe) economic woes of this country at the moment, isn't an air-head.
Jackie I cant wait to to change this post. That guy scares me.
How can Jack Twist's cousin scare you?
Jake's Coat Has Red Lining
Must be part of Jake's sensitivity and creativity :)
He does have Jake's eyes. I say leave it up! :)
A dark, conservative coat with a red lining says something competely different than sensitivity and creativity to me! ;)
It says underneath a composed exterior is someone fiery. Maybe.
Reese pretty much douses out all his flame lately, tho. ;)
And maybe all the lining means is "oh that's different, and I like the color, I'll get that."
Since PR has now taken care of the family and friends that people kept saying were missing from Jake's life on their orders, where are some of you going to go with your narrative now.
I can't wait for the new rants; I have always enjoyed good fiction. I am just undecided as to which is better: the fiction here or at places like Gyllenbabble.
A dark, conservative coat with a red lining says something competely different than sensitivity and creativity to me! ;)
Don't Wink - Spill It Out!
"Jackie I cant wait to to change this post. That guy scares me."
Creeps me out, also. Lov'd the llama, though.
And who the Hell are you, 10:17 AM?
The Wise One?
Ignore 10:17, it just wants somebody to play with it. Dont.
Wanda Sykes has been selected as the entertainer at the annual White House Correspondents’ Association annual dinner in Washington.
Nice to see Jake looking so happy for a change. You'd think he could at least find someone to iron his shirt for him, but I'm not going to complain. These pics show the old Jake we used to love so I am just going to enjoy them for a few days.
9:49 sounds like a press release.
Jackie, you quote from Charles Manson... the Criminal?:
"Manson Orders the Murders
Manson told four of his followers to go to 10050 Cielo Drive in Los Angeles and kill the people inside. This house once belonged to Terry Melcher, the man who had not helped Manson with his music career. However, Melcher no longer lived there; actress Sharon Tate and her husband, director Roman Polanski, had rented the house. On August 9, 1969, four of Manson's followers brutally murdered Tate, her unborn baby, and four others who were visiting her (Polanski was in Europe for work). The following night, Manson's followers brutally killed Leno and Rosemary LaBianca in their home."
And you put his picture up there... ?! why ?!
Hey don't blame Jake, I ironed his shirt yesterday and it was absolutely perfect when he put it on. But then right before we had to go to the thaetre, we had a few extra minutes so *ahem* it ended up getting "pressed" again. What do y'all want, sad-no-wrinkle-perfect-shirted-Jake or happy-glowing-just-rolled-in-the-hay-wrinkles-galore-twisted-messy-shirted-Jake?
And maybe all the lining means is "oh that's different, and I like the color, I'll get that."
10:17, why must some of you insist on him being one-dimensional and boring? We like when he's colorful, and maybe has some life in him. In answer to your question, some of us will be leaving the fandom due to excruciating boredom. Reeke will have legions who adore them, don't worry. Plenty to keep you entertained.
And you put his picture up there... ?!
picture of Charles Manson
What do y'all want, sad-no-wrinkle-perfect-shirted-Jake or happy-glowing-just-rolled-in-the-hay-wrinkles-galore-twisted-messy-shirted-Jake?
Save energy, don't iron!
10:17, not very quick on the draw, are you. We're not talking about what he thought when he chose the coat, it's what we see when we observe what he's wearing. Red satin lining is attractive and eye-catching, lively and passionate. Yes, I'll take the wrinkled shirt too, over everything neatly and perfectly in place, any day. ;)
Jackie I *love* the photo and I love the quotes. Don't go changin'! :) :)
Yes, a picture of Charles Manson
You Can't Please Everyone, So You'd Better Please Yourself.
Charles Manson
Papparazzi BI
Which actress pretends to loathe the paparazzi, but actually has her publicist call them to staged photo ops? Her unsuspecting celebrity boyfriend can't understand how the paps know exactly when they will be walking the dog or going to the market or how they know every other private move the couple makes. Well, we're going to provide Mr. Naïve with a big box full of clues. Your girlfriend is known as a successful TV actress, but her film career has been less than stellar. Since her own career and life isn't interesting enough to warrant lots of attention from the paps, she needs you in the photos with her to guarantee publication. Every time you are going to do anything together, she makes that stealth cellular phone call to her PR flack, who in turn notifies the press." [BlindGossip]
You'd think he could at least find someone to iron his shirt for him, but I'm not going to complain.
I'm not going to complain either :)
Kanye West:
"I'm gonna tell you something about the Paris pic. They was like, some of the people dressed in the outfits, I didn't check out everybody's outfit that hopped in the picture with me — I can't be completely responsible. You go right into my outfit, my outfit is good.
Let me tell you another thing about ... I'm doing a blog right now where I've been collecting all of the freshest stuff that's rainbows — Denver Nuggets jerseys, BAPE shoes, Nikes with rainbows on 'em — and saying, "Man I think as straight men we need to take the rainbow back because it's fresh." It looks fresh. I just think that because stereotypically gay people got such good like style that they were smart enough to take a fresh-ass logo like the rainbow and say that it's gonna be theirs. But I was like "Man I think we need to have the rainbow" — the idea of colors , life and colors and stuff, I mean how is that a gay thing? Colors? Having a lot of colors is gay?"
Kanye West: Having a lot of colors is gay?" pic
Oh, Kanye! LOL
Since her own career and life isn't interesting enough to warrant lots of attention from the paps, she needs you in the photos with her to guarantee publication.
Sounds familiar.
5 Celeb Couples That Should Split Up—Like Now!
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Jen Garner and Ben Affleck: More of a sham than Toothy and his babe. We're just sorry there'll now be two kids stuck in the middle of this mess when Jen and Ben finally decide enough is enough and quit playing the happy family for the press.
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12:17, we all understand your need to fantasize, to make something out of nothing.
So, what's the latest regarding Jake's PR campaign involving his family and friends (don't forget to toss in the Baby Tiles).
Here's my fantasy. Jake is BI, but bearding with the Chin while waiting still for "the One." When he finds his real, true love, he moves to New York, sets up housekeeping and starts being a proper godfather to Matilda and Uncle to Ramona.
Hmm, maybe I should write fanfiction.
Huh? Did you read 12:17 PM's post ?
Don't quit your (PR) day job, 1:52. :)
I think of the rainbow as a symbol that everybody is part of the picture.
Gay people are THE PURPLE STRIPE.
Notice how often the purple stripe is left off. If it's not the gay flag, the purple stripe is usually removed.
Narrow-minded people can't handle purple! >:-(
"Hmm, maybe I should write fanfiction."
you should? you're doing it.
shove a sit com down Jake's throat? he'll toss it up, maybe not today, but tomorrow.
hey, Jake, love ya man! can't wait to see you in pantyhose! love yr butt!
A depurpled rainbo from hasbro:
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:-VfpMpN0abvrqM:http://www.hasbro.com/common/images/freshideas/489/Rainbow-4.jpg
>:-(
A depurpled rainbo from hasbro
"Jen Garner and Ben Affleck: More of a sham than Toothy and his babe"
What?! I'm shocked! i always thought Ben&Jen were truly happy!
but i used to think Heath & MW were the real thing too, so...
hey, Jake, love ya man! can't wait to see you in pantyhose! love yr butt!
I know. The line forms to the right.
Jacques! Zut alors and hot fuckin' damn, call me! (love yr butt)
The line forms to the right.
The panty line?
The line forms to the right.
Or the hose line?
I'm goin' thru security at LAX this very mo. I'll call you. (Love the red lining! Love yr butt!)
The panty line?
No, the Mac line:
The line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky’s back in town.
omg MacHeath ... ::o lol
Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it … ah … out of sight.
Ya know when that shark bites, with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, though, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there’s nevah, nevah a trace of red.
Now on the sidewalk … uuh, huh … whoo … sunny mornin’ … uuh, huh
Lies a body just oozin' life … eeek!
And someone’s sneakin' ‘round the corner
Could that someone be Mack the Knife?
A-there's a tugboat … huh, huh, huh … down by the river don’tcha know
Where a cement bag’s just a'droopin' on down
Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear
Five'll get ya ten old Macky’s back in town.
Now, d'ja hear ‘bout Louie Miller? He disappeared, babe
After drawin' out all his hard-earned cash
And now MacHeath spends just like a sailor
Could it be our boy's done somethin' rash?
Now … Jenny Diver … ho, ho … yeah … Sukey Tawdry
Ooh … Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky’s back in town.
3Penny = Theatre de Lys - Christopher St - lots of history - Stonewall - contemporary gay theatre - Jake
The Stonewall riots were a series of spontaneous, violent demonstrations against a police raid that took place in the early morning hours of June 28, 1969 at the Stonewall Inn, in the Greenwich Village neighborhood of New York City. They are frequently cited as the first instance in American history when gays and lesbians fought back against a government-sponsored system that persecuted homosexuals, and they have become the defining event that marked the start of the modern gay rights movement in the United States and around the world.
IUC Exclusive: The Duke was The Queen Of Hollywood
In honor of Valentine’s Day, the first photo I have removed from my
montage is none other than the Duke himself, who, according to the
source who outed him, was “queer as a two-headed trout.”
I first came across the news that Wayne was light in the spurs when I
was staying at a kitschy old out-of-the-way hotel in the Valley
called the Sportsmen’s Lodge. I got to chatting with a long-time
hotel employee who began dishing dirt about some of the famous people
he had come across during his long tenure there. His favorite, he
said, was Bogie who used to tip him with a $50 bill and a Cuban
cigar. His next anecdote threw me for a loop, however.
“John Wayne used to come here all the time,” he recalled. “He was a
pansy, you know.” In a million years, I would have never guessed that
John Wayne, that lovable redneck, was gay. But my source told me
“most of those cowboys were.”
“He used to come by in the afternoon with men to go fishing in the
pond and then they’d take a room and he’d say he was in ‘conference’
and that he shouldn’t be disturbed. We all knew what that meant and
one of the chambermaids told us that she once caught him getting a
blowjob from a guy. But unlike some of the other stars who came by
with men, Wayne didn’t like them too young. His friends were usually
in their twenties or even older, but none of them were famous, at
least not the ones he would rent a room with.”
He had lots of similar stories about other guests, but I’ll save some of those for another day.
IUC
Is there such a thing as 'pobe-feel, like gaydar?
I got my eye on you, Ian. . .
Why are you homophobe suspicious about Ian? I mean, aside from "Flaming Poofter " title.
Whats a "pobe" ??
Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile Luke Wilson? Would you tell me if he was?
—Jiggy
Dear Brother Tile:
No and yes.
sorry, its a typo thinking space probe haha
its just a feeling, as of now - he described a football star who's not gay as a regular guy, or something, I really dont want to go back to find a quote, find him toounpleasant. there's a nastiness in his tone, reminds me of commie hunters and J Edgar H.
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