Sunday, 18 December 2016

Reality vs. Fan fiction 32


>> Austin, Chloe and Chloe's family > Christmas in Texas

>> Austin, TX · December 29, 2016 · Instagram video

>> Austin, TX · December 29, 2016 · Instagram video

>> Restaurant in Austin, TX · December 28, 2016 · tweet

>> Jake Gyllenhaal and Greta Caruso shopping at La Cave du Port Franc in St Barts · December 28, 2016 · more photos

>> Jake Gyllenhaal and Greta Caruso in St Barts · December 27, 2016 · more photos

>> Jake Gyllenhaal on subway in New York on December 26, 2016

>> Chloe Bennet: "Wally is done watching Chopped" · Instagram video + another Austin, TX video · December 27, 2016

>> Austin Nichols spending some quality time with Chloe Bennet and her brothers in Texas · December 26, 2016 · Instagram video part 1 · Instagram video part 2

Austin with Chloe's brothers in Texas, December 26, 2016 part 1 #austinnichols #chloebennet #christmas

A video posted by Toothy Tile (@toothy_tile) on


>> Merry Christmas! Posted by Chloe Bennet on December 25, 2016 from Austin, TX · Instagram video

Instagram story by @chloebennet from December 25, 2016 #christmas #austintx #austinnichols #chloebennet

A video posted by Toothy Tile (@toothy_tile) on


>> Jake Gyllenhaal and Leo in New York on December 24, 2016 · more photos

>> Chloe's brothers in Austin, TX on December 24, 2016 · Instagram

>> Posted by Chloe Bennet on December 24, 2016 from Austin, TX · Instagram

>> AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols · December 24, 2016
Merry Christmas from ATX https://www.instagram.com/p/BOaOdWwBt1C/

>> Chloe, Austin and Chloe's family in Austin, TX · December 24, 2016 · Instagram video

> Austin, TX · Instagram video

> Bye bye Bahamas, hello Texas! · Instagram video

Instagram story by @chloebennet from December 20, 2016 @austinnichols #chloebennet #austinnichols #vacation

A video posted by Toothy Tile (@toothy_tile) on


>> Throwback Saturday > Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet, Cristmas tree shopping in December 2015 · Instagram

>> Austin Nichols posted on December 22, 2016 · Instagram

>> Jake Gyllenhaal in New York on December 19, 2016 · more photos

>> Happy Birthday Jake! · December 19, 2016

>> Austin & Chloe's Bahamas vacation

> December 19, 2016 · Instagram

> AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols · December 19, 2016
Rare bikini fish. Endangered. Only one left on Earth. https://www.instagram.com/p/BONr-2bBVSJ/

> Chloe Bennet · December 19, 2016
Found a rare starfish today, originally native to Texas, this creature has made its way all the way to the Bahamas. Also, one of the only Species of starfish that wears pants. Fascinating. · Instagram

> Austin Nichols posted on December 19, 2016: "Bahamas" · Instagram

> Video from December 19, 2016

Instagram story by @chloebennet from December 19, 2016 #chloebennet #austinnichols #bahamas

A video posted by Toothy Tile (@toothy_tile) on


> Luke Mitchell: Nothing going on here... ๐Ÿ˜ #Mischief · Instagram


>> Chloe posted on December 18, 2016 from Eleuthera Island: Part one and Part two. Chloe Bennet, Austin Nichols, Luke Mitchell and Rebecca Breeds.

> Chloe Bennet's Bahamas video · December 17, 2016 · Instagram

Instagram story by @chloebennet from December 17, 2016 #chloebennet #austinnichols #bahamas #christmas

A video posted by Toothy Tile (@toothy_tile) on


>> Jake Gyllenhaal: One Last Thing · source

198 comments:

Jackie said...

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❤️ said...

Naz Papazian ‏@Shnazzyy 1h1 hour ago
my mom is still upset that Jake Gyllenhaal didn't win an Oscar for his role in Brokeback Mountain.

Jake in New York said...

Dante ‏@HausOfDanty 18h18 hours ago
Just walked past Jake Gyllenhaal. Christmas came early ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Madigan Mayberry ‏@madiganmayberry 23h23 hours ago
I just saw Jake Gyllenhaal cycle his soul๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

alexander smith ‏@alexqsmith Dec 17
WE JUST SAW JAKE GYLLENHAAL IN SOHO I AM CRYING

Jake who? said...

kemily missed mickey ‏@svetIanasus 53m53 minutes ago
whatttt austin nichols aka spencer from twd was in oth and dated sophia bush and is now dating chloe bennet whattttttttt

Anonymous said...

Austin, don't forget to send a message to Jake on his birthday!

Bahamas said...

Austin and Chloe are spending vacation with Luke Mitchell (Agents of Shield actor) and his girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Felices 36 aรฑos Jake Gyllenhaal! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽฅ

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Jake!!! :)

Anonymous said...

chloe bennet 9h ago Location: Eleuthera Island
Part one.


chloe bennet 9h ago Location: Eleuthera Island
Part two.


Austin, Chloe, Luke and girlfriend having a blast!

Anonymous said...

Austin, don't forget to send a message to Jake on his birthday!

Chloe,
please remind Austin to send a message.

Mary Fajita Cuntita said...

Shut up!

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Anonymous said...

Happy birthday, Jake Gyllenhaal!

Anonymous said...

Tom Kidd ‏@FabulousThomasJ 6m 6 minutes ago
Happy 36th Birthday to Jake Gyllenhaal!!! Here he is in his first film, "City Slickers" (1991)

Happy Birthday! said...

chloe bennet 35m ago Location: Harbour Island, Harbour Island, Bahamas
If you guys could help me find a more low cut shirt that would be great. ๐ŸŒด


Maybe tomorrow,
I bet Austin is too distracted right now ;)

Anonymous said...

Chloe, Austin, Luke Mitchell and Rebecca Breeds - horseback riding in the ocean

video from today

awwwwwww said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 30m 30 minutes ago
Bahamas https://www.instagram.com/p/BONp5cBBykm/


AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 14m 14 minutes ago
Rare bikini fish. Endangered. Only one left on Earth. https://www.instagram.com/p/BONr-2bBVSJ/


Kiss

WORST HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE EVER!
LOL :)

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ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
Happy birthday to our fave blind item Tooth. He's celebrating w/ his Main Squeeze Grey Goose & their secret brood. #congras buddy! ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ‘‰

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 13m13 minutes ago
@ChloeBennet4 Ha you also don't know how to ride Austin, chick. You have the wrong riding gear.

Anonymous said...

Austin Nichols
41 mins via Facebook Mentions


Happy Austin.
Bahamas selfie.
That water is so beautiful ...

Anonymous said...

Hope Jake is happy, too :)

Anonymous said...

chloe bennet 10h Eleuthera Island
Found a rare starfish today, originally native to Texas, this creature has made its way all the way to the Bahamas. Also, one of the only Species of starfish that wears pants. Fascinating.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BONrn3ZjXOq/

LOL

ouch! said...

THURSDAY, JUNE 9, 2016
Dental Records
Many think that's Jake's checklist is this
...
POSTED BY SPECIAL K


No new post for Jake's birthday on OMG blog.
It's official - Shitty K doesn't like Jake anymore.

Jake G said...

Bitch!

Anonymous said...

Austin so cute and sexc ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Anonymous said...

Austin & Chloe so in love ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Anonymous said...

❤️

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Poor Cuntita is DESPERATE. Ay!

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
Aah Brooklyn RT @AnnaKeikoEmy: At the dentist and Maggie gyllenhaal and her kids are here ?!?!

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
LOL!!! Right. She and her kids are holed up with her brother. #predictable #GyllyNicholsgaardCommune

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
Well hold on a minute tho. Were there more than two kiddos? Could've been part of the TT+GG brood. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 16m16 minutes ago
Good morning! It is Tuesday Dec 20. And Jake and Austin are...still together and raising a family. The End. ☺๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒˆ

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Anonymous said...

Jake and Austin are...still together and raising a family. The End.

Best argument ever.
LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

sidereus ‏@eresekai 31m31 minutes ago
I watched a video of jake gyllenhaal working out for southpaw and I don't think my life will ever be the same after that

Anonymous said...

Emily Elizabeth ‏@indolgince_ 2h2 hours ago
Casually just held the elevator for Jake Gyllenhaal at work... He's currently doing squats above my head (health club a floor above)

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to #JakeGyllenhaal! We can't wait to see you finally finish the hat on Broadway.

Anonymous said...

austin nichols 50m ago
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOQIiHuhB6R/


Chloe Jesus Bennet :)

Jake who? said...

samantha milner ‏@milnersells · 1h1 hour ago
all I want for Christmas is for @SophiaBush & @AustinNichols to be together in real life

Anonymous said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 19 - Jake Shopping With A Friend In New York City

Anonymous said...

Looks like Jake didn't spend his birthday with husband and kids. Again.

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Cuntita is BEYOND DESPERATE, LOL :)))

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
So Tooth's pal Busy was in NYC...Busy Philipps Finds It Hard to Resist Shake Shack Too http://www.justjared.com/2016/12/21/busy-philipps-finds-it-hard-to-resist-shake-shack-too … via @JustJared

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
Also in NYC - Michelle Williams & Casey Affleck Will Be Honored At Santa Barbara Film Festival! http://www.justjared.com/2016/12/19/michelle-williams-casey-affleck-will-be-honored-at-santa-barbara-film-festival … via @JustJared

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
So Tooth's now-secret pal Busy was in NYC and her bff Michelle who already lives there had Dec 19 free to help celebrate Tooth's birthday.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
NOW we know where Grey Goose has been. NOW we know where Tooth's bday ๐ŸŽ‚ bash was. Thanks Busy! ๐Ÿ˜‰ #BigApple

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
The reason why Busy P is not as visible in Tooth's public life is bc her little #1 chickadee is pals with Baby Tile #1

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
Well that was fun last night putting that lil scenario together.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
And he is Matilda's godfather. Tooth's bday party wing ding must have included several kids' tables. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ“ฆ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ Wonderful! Happy36th

NOW your ass said...

NOW we know where Grey Goose has been. NOW we know where Tooth's bday ๐ŸŽ‚ bash was.

Grey Goose - Bahamas with Chloe. Tons of photos and videos.
Toothy Tile - New York. Photos from December 16 and December 19 - on his birthday.

Mary Fajita Cuntita said...

Shut up!

Anonymous said...

Jake would have to be Hollywood's most powerful actor to hide a family with six kids. He can't get Oscar nomination, but he can hide a family? lmao

Anonymous said...

Hollywood or no Hollywood,
sane person wouldn't deny and hide 1 kid nor 6 kids.

Anonymous said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 19 - Jake Shopping With A Friend In New York City

Bad Greta - nanny shouldn't smoke, LOL

yuck! said...

prairiegirl being disgusting piece of shit.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
Tooth & Big Sis' duet --> Why "Baby, It's Cold Outside" became an annual controversy about date rape and consent
http://www.vox.com/identities/2016/12/19/13885552/baby-its-cold-outside-feminist-date-rape-romantic

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
Interesting according to Page Six that Big Sis "pulled" little bro Tooth into joining her for this couples' duet

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
Tooth & Big Sis have an interesting relaysh and one that now is bonded further by his deep closet

Anonymous said...

aly ‏@margaerythorn 19m19 minutes ago
Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger was the best couple on screen of all time

Anonymous said...

Christmas in Texas for Austin and Chloe :)

repost said...

rowdyatx 6d ago
Busty, meet your new step-brother, Leo.


shawski: Be there end of this month. Can't wait to meet the lil bugger.

Chloe, Austin and Ivan in Texas for Christmas?

December 11, 2016 4:19 am

Anonymous said...

Good life! Then Chicago and New Year skiing?

Dubai video said...

shadi_sadeghi_ 6h ago
Jake, I'm sorry I missed your birthday this year. I'll try to find a way to make it up to you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ #thistimelastyear#sheikhandjake#nicestguy#abudhabisurprises#jakegyllenhaal#hewasntsupermandummy
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOTOF3JjJND/

December 21 said...

Christmas in Texas for Austin and Chloe

Chloe and Wally in Austin, TX video

Wife material.

Anonymous said...

Wally so cute and cuddly ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Austin said...

Chloe so cute and cuddly ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Anonymous said...

Evan ‏@HarrisHarrisev9 2h2 hours ago
When are people going to realize Jake Gyllenhaal is the best actor of our generation?

donnie darko director on the making of his cult classic said...

A flop on its initial release, Donnie Darko finally took hold through a combination of its weirdly recent 80s nostalgia, teen goth iconography, a British new wave soundtrack and a very trippy Spielberg-meets-King time travelling, adolescence angst storyline. Today, its own influence is very markedly felt on the biggest TV show of the year, Stranger Things. But over the years it has changed pop music, introducing the 'sad cover' phenomenon, gave us Jake Gyllenhaal, and made Halloween costumes cool with a choice between Donnie's skeleton outfit or full on Frank the rabbit. Below, Donnie Darko's creator talks about some of that legacy.

Donnie Darko 15th Anniversary 4K Restoration is at the BFI now and in cinemas nationwide from 23rd December.

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Bahamas said...

austin nichols 9h ago
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOVmIMqBcj_/


Austin celebrating Jake's birthday with his Darlin Chloe ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
NOW we know where Grey Goose has been. NOW we know where Tooth's bday ๐ŸŽ‚ bash was. Thanks Busy! ๐Ÿ˜‰ #BigApple


Cuntita,
tell us more about Austin being in New York for Jake's birthday. #epicfail

comment said...

austin nichols 9h ago
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOVmIMqBcj_/


suecribs: Give her a ring already!!!!! come on man, you know you want to!!

Anonymous said...

:)

austin in new york your ass said...

Ay,
poor Cuntita,
fucked up by Austin again!!

Anonymous said...

Chloe and Wally in Austin, TX video

Last year in Chicago, this year Christmas with Austin's family. Nice.

Mary Fajita Cuntita said...

SHUT UP!!!

Anonymous said...

Austin & Chloe's Thanksgiving in LA, then Bahamas (Jake's birthday), Christmas in Texas, New Year in ... poor Cuntita, LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Gyllenhaal's covers by M. Seliger

Anonymous said...

Gary Michael Walters ‏@garymwalters 19m19 minutes ago
Singing Christmas telegram from my good buddies Jake Gyllenhaal and Riva Marker at 9 Stories. Merry Christmas to all my elves!!!


They know what Gary likes, LOL

Anonymous said...

Lou. E Fox ‏@Louiscfox 2h2 hours ago
Nocturnal Animals possibly has the most grotesque opening I have ever witnessed. Tense, beautiful, slick. J Gyllenhaal shatters and shines.

Pesci ‏@PesciGotPepsi 49m49 minutes ago
Just finished Nocturnal Animals.
Is now tied with Arrival for best movie of the year.
All performances are brilliant

Claudia Marinelli ‏@ClaudiaMarinel6 7h7 hours ago
I just loved "Nocturnal Animals" especially Jake Gyllenhaal's performance!

Stuart Seggie ‏@Segmeister 19m19 minutes ago
I rated Nocturnal Animals (2016) 8/10 #IMDb http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4550098

Brad B (BB'S Movies) ‏@brad8280 26m26 minutes ago
Nocturnal Animals is disturbing stuff it's pretty sick in places it will get under your skin and leave lasting memories once it's over

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ouch, ouch, ouch said...

poor Cuntita,
fucked up by Austin again!!


prairiegirl, quit trolling and write some more crap about Austin celebrating Jake's birthday in New York, LOL :)))

kiss said...

chloe bennet
Here's to 2015 with this poop head. ๐Ÿ’‹


Austin & Chloe, Hawaii, New Year 1.1.2015

awwwwwww said...

chloe bennet
Lovebirds on Lake Austin


Posted on December 28, 2013 - New Year's Eve in Texas with Austin and his family :)

2016 said...

Austin, father and husband of the year, celebrated Jake's birthday in style! ๐Ÿ’

Bahamas said...

Rebecca Breeds Verified account ‏@BecEBreeds 1h1 hour ago
Whatever is going on here.. I want more of it. @ChloeBennet4 #fingerguns #italy2017


fingers crossed, Italy is dreamy

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 1h 1 hour ago
Merry Christmas from ATX https://www.instagram.com/p/BOaOdWwBt1C/


Anonymous said...

Austin and Chloe in Austin, TX with Austin's family #video #December24

Anonymous said...

Chloe's brothers are with her and Austin in Austin, TX

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4:16 pm said...

Seems like most of Chloe's family in that IG vid! I spy mom, brothers, and a sis-in-law. Looks like it's a joint family Christmas celebration :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks Hawkeye!
I didn't know about sis-in-law.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas!

Mary Fajita Cuntita said...

Shut up!

Anonymous said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 24 - Jake Taking Leo For A Walk In New York City

Texas said...

chloe bennet: So many kisses over here. Mom, baby brother and babe.
Thanksgiving 2015

Yep, that's Chloe's mother in hiking video.

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ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 48m48 minutes ago
Merry Christmas to Tooth, Grey Goose & their Fam of Tiles. Together this day, likely nowhere near any of the pushed suggestions

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 20h20 hours ago
Merry Christmas from ATX https://www.instagram.com/p/BOaOdWwBt1C/


Austin, stop suggesting you're in Austin, TX! LOL

Anonymous said...

s. ‏@lukescain 13m13 minutes ago
Ronney Mara and Jake Gyllenhaal are both gay.

Anonymous said...

Hope everyone is enjoying Christmas like they're Jake Gyllenhaal

Anonymous said...

keef ‏@akeefaqil 3h3 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal in Nocturnal Animals is beyond fucking incredible if he doesn't win an Oscar then what the heck is talent

December 24 said...

chloe bennet 22h ago Location: Austin, Texas
Plotting his demise. Merry Christmas Eve!


chloe bennet 22h ago Location: Austin, Texas
My whittle baby bears.


Chloe's baby brothers :)

Bahamas said...

RaeRae ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ”ซ ‏@GhostlyRae 26m26 minutes ago
You see @AustinNichols reaching out for @ChloeBennet4 at the back?
I'm waiting for the day they get married now. (Jemma I've betrayed you)

Anonymous said...

Ellen Elizabeth ‏@greenegirl14 3h3 hours ago
If you are not season 8 Julian Baker, stay tf away. #lovegoals #oth #brookedavis #OneTreeHill @SophiaBush @AustinNichols

Anonymous said...

Chloe: Merry Christmas! #video #deer #Texas

Playbill said...

Look back at Jake Gyllenhaal's stage career before he returns in Sunday in the Park http://www.playbill.com/article/celebrate-jake-gyllenhaals-birthday-with-a-look-at-some-of-his-stage-highlights

Anonymous said...

Naomi Johnson ๐Ÿ“Ž ‏@JmosDocGal 8h8 hours ago
How is Jake Gyllenhaal not married...I would marry him in a second. But I feel like he is also probably really sensitive +needy which...fine

Anonymous said...

Charli XCX ‏@starlightoxox 10h10 hours ago
jake gyllenhaal.... he's so good in PRISONERS, NOCTURNAL ANIMALS, NIGHTCRAWLER, BAREBACK MOUNTAIN. HE IS A LEGEND.

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˘˘˘˘ said...

The biggest recent bullshits by PG :)

yawn said...

NOVEMBER 5, 2016
Subtext and Hidden Meaning: Closeted Story Telling and Jake Gyllenhaal's Sasquatch Parable - Part 1
Subtext and Hidden Meaning: Closeted Story Telling and Jake Gyllenhaal's Sasquatch Parable - Part 2

Two posts about Sasquatch nonsense.
Sasquatch is tall, Austin is tall ergo Jake talks about Austin when he talks about Sasquatch.

There is no doubt that WME has been heavily closeting Jake since 2012. As part of this damage control, the agency has attempted to revamp Jake's internet search for years, with the main goal of burying Austin Nichols as much as possible. Given that Jake's revisionist storytelling proved to be an Epic Fail ...

No one talks about Jake and Austin for years and years and Twitter has nothing to do with that.
prairiegirl, your J/A fiction is Epic Fail.

Anonymous said...

Ignorant PG still doesn't understand the difference between WME / talent agency and PR. #facepalm

LOL said...

PG being stupider than dirt!

prairiegirl said...
Whereas Jake and Austin have a little one and it whispers through on a Facebook page unnoticed, when Jared & Jensen do it, you get all kinds of bangs and clangs and whistles. Taking a stroll through Jared's twitter search and the J2 tag on Tumblr, it is just unbelievable. I know some of those accounts are for real, believing that these two guys just either 1) happened to get their wives pregnant around the same time or 2) are indeed having a competition to see who can spawn the most offspring. But surely some of them are Mgmnt accounts there to push the agenda that these are indeed two separate heterosexual families.
Monday, November 7, 2016 at 2:47:00 PM CST

prairiegirl said...
Jake probably ought to watch it. He's starting to sound....dangerous. And I mean that seriously.

“It was the metaphor and the dream-like quality. Like when we wake up from a dream and go: ‘I just killed this person’ or ‘someone just killed me’ and it feels real in that moment,” he expressed. “It hits you as hard as it possibly could and then it just fades. People talk about the brutality of losing love or the idea of loss and it’s kind of metaphoric connection to murder – I loved that idea.”
...
Maybe he's putting on an act, though. Maybe he's trying to look so sinister and mentally unhinged that people would think he couldn't possibly be a father. Same with Austin and his Friday the 13th filtered Instagrams. Maybe it's all about not looking like father material.
Wednesday, November 9, 2016 at 8:01:00 PM CST

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11-11-11
Special birthday wishes to a little member of the Family Tile today......

prairiegirl said...
One last clue to support another baby arriving in November 2011, was that less than a year later, on November 9, 2012, Austin and Jake made sure to be seen proudly walking out and about in NY, openly together with the predictable hetero cover provided by a mysterious brunette. Both men smiling from ear to ear for all to see. A photographic ritual they have practiced since they started having babies back in 2007.
Saturday, November 12, 2016 at 4:45:00 PM CST

Anonymous said...

*secondhand embarrassment*

so close said...

NOVEMBER 12, 2016
Yes Virginia, There Are Real Couples in Hollywood: The Continuing Story of Jake & Austin
It was over

*PG posting OLD Jake and Austin photos AGAIN*
Seeing Austin and Jake together at SXSW in March and seeing that they had had another little girl together late last year tells us that the GyllenNichols family is still going strong.
(let's forget about Austin living with Chloe and Jake moving to New York, LOL)

Hey, how about chownoodle? Who is chownoodle, you ask? Guess what popped up on October 31 of this year in a Jake post on Just Jared?

chowfunnoodle posted: "When will Jake let the world know he's married to a Man?"
(same person deleted comment - I guess he/she didn't want to be associated with Pee Gee)

Poor PG!!!

yuck! said...

Pee Gee being stupid lying piece of shit:

The fact that the article is still up tells me that the assertion that Jake has already won an Oscar is an intentional marketing tactic. Every year we get hundreds of planted tweets insisting that Jake has been ripped off when it comes to the Academy of Arts and Sciences. We are told that he is the greatest actor of his generation. No one else compares. So I guess WME finally got tired of always being the bridesmaid, instead of the bride and decided to just give Jake an Oscar and maybe no one would notice. Let's face it, what do facts and the truth mean when it comes to the closet anyway?

Frankly, I think both Jake and his Management Team are obsessed with this topic. There's probably some clause in Jake's contract where his team receives incentive pay if they can can achieve the end goal of an Oscar nomination. And, I would not be surprised that Jake wanted that goal in his contract to make sure his people didn't loose sight of the ultimate prize. Too bad Jake is not just interested in making good movies. Now, that would be an achievement.
Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 10:11:00 PM CST

ouch! said...

PG ignored Austin celebrating Thanksgiving with Chloe and friends in LA.
But she didn't forget to post moronic crap like:

prairiegirl said...
I noticed that the Snapchat pumpkin conveyor belt caper starring Austin and his beard was uploaded on a Brazilian account. Brazil is a country that Management often uses to "surreptitiously" plant their stunts. The goal is to make the tweet or video look more organic.
Wednesday, November 30, 2016 at 10:27:00 PM CST

geez said...

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 2016
One If By Tile, Two If By @AustinNichols Family

As some readers may know, several of us old timers have accumulated more than a couple of Baby Tile sightings and/or mentions from social media. Normally the sighting has been of a singular Baby Tile persuasion. On October 25, we had what was probably our first "plural" Tile encounter.
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Seems more likely the Family Tile was traveling on a commercial flight and could it be one of the little Tiles told the flight attendant who their father was? It's difficult to say what the scenario was and whether Austin was really there or not.
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"Kids" traveling on their own?!?
This crap is too stupid even for PG, LMAO :))

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

DECEMBER 7, 2016
A Study in Ease - A Study of Jake and Austin

*PG posting OLD Jake and Austin photos AGAIN*

With the exception of Brandon Fuller's "Leadville", one can see how Austin tends to withdraw a bit, disappear...

LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Austin tends to withdraw and spend time with girls.

Epic Fail said...

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2016
Mr. [Austin] Nichols Goes to Washington! Or Did He?

Bennet "forgot" she was across the street at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. ...
Looks like Austin wanted to place himself in Washington D.C. with Bennet the latter part of this week.
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prairiegirl used photo of Austin and Chloe in Washington D.C. as proof that Austin wasn't in Washington D.C. What a moron.

Jake in New York without Austin said...

MONDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2016
Happy Birthday, Jakie!

Another year, more stunts, a mystery woman, a dash of Leo rising, and a looney, exhibitionist beard who can't act her way out of a paper sack have all come together to provide some entertainment and a whole lot of distractions over the last several days. Social media is on overdrive trying to upload "evidence" of a romance which is about as believable as any hatched in a Hollywood conference room. Thanks for confirming that one thing can be certain after over fourteen years together. In this 36th year of Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal's birth, Austin Nichols is still his main squeeze. ...

Jake's main squeeze was in Bahamas with his Darlin :)

yawn said...

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2016
Bigfoot, Loch Ness and Baby Tile

(PG repeating old "BT sightings")
And because of these numerous mentions and sightings, the next time you may see a tweet like the following, it would be wise not to dismiss so easily. Because you never know.......

Alexandra ‏@aaalgal
One time in the airport me and Anna saw jake gyllenhaal's twiiiin but he was Amish and had like 6 kids ๐Ÿ˜”
8:14 p.m. - Feb 20, 2013 · Details


PG is really desperate, LOL

Christmas in Austin, TX said...

prairiegirl is melting over Austin & Chloe spending Christmas in Texas,
same old stupid lies not worth copy / paste.

Thanks Chloe! :)

Anonymous said...

peggy ‏@cariannesays 2h2 hours ago
When you innocently show up to work and walk into the offices and bump into Jake Gyllenhaal

Anonymous said...

Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 4m4 minutes ago
Sassy attitude all up in this weird red corner. @ Austin, Texas https://www.instagram.com/p/BOfw79MDImI/

Anonymous said...

After all how many babies does Austin and Austin have together? I've lost the count! A new one every year? Jake is Hollywood's most powerful celebrity!
PG, FUCK YOU! Jake deserves all the praise he's received from the movie critics! Stop talking shit! If WME were so powerful, all of WME actors would only make great movies and win oscar. But it's all about jake, whole Hollywood works to hide that jake and austin are together, they're all part of a conspiracy because jake is the most important actor in the world. If people find out he's gay, Hollywood will die, however, he doesn't get an Oscar nomination.

Anonymous said...

6 imaginary kids!

Mary Fajita Cuntita said...

Maybe 7!

Anonymous said...

sonia ‏@sonzzxo 2h2 hours ago
I just watched Prisoners, good film sucky ass ending but goddamn if I wasn't attracted to Jake Gyllenhaal before I am now.

Anonymous said...

Catherine ‏@issue_september 4h4 hours ago
Watching #NocturnalAnimals Jake Gyllenhaal makes me pine for Brokeback Mountain, and his big beautiful eyes gazing lovingly at Heath

Anonymous said...

Stras ‏@NormalWhiteApe 10h10 hours ago
Nocturnal Animals hits a unique nerve. Deep one at that. Haunting film that you can't take your eyes off of. Gyllenhaal's streak continues.

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with family for Christmas said...

Instagram story video part 1
Instagram story video part 2

Chloe, Austin, Chloe's brothers and Wally in Austin's backyard, Austin, TX
videos from December 26, 2016

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birthday dinner said...

chloe bennet 10h ago
Nailed it. Happy birthday @taylor_mass1 ✨๐ŸŽ‰


Taylor Massaro is Stephen's girlfriend (Chloe's brother)
Taylor likes Wally #Chicago

Anonymous said...

Thanks fangurl!

Anonymous said...

Thank Austin, he's the reason we love Chloe :))

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Jake who? said...

Sorry Cuntita,
melting doesn't help.
Austin spent Thanksgiving, Jake's birthday and Christmas with his Darlin Chloe.
Same as last 3 years.

Anonymous said...

Instagram story by @chloebennet from December 26, 2016

birthday dinner video
short sleeves = Austin, TX weather

Anonymous said...

ha nuh ‏@ayooohannab 3h3 hours ago
If Jake Gyllenhaal does not win an Oscar for Nocturnal Animals, it will be the biggest snub of all time.

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awwwwwww said...

chloe bennet 3h ago Location: Austin, Texas
He's a god damn angel from heaven.


Wally is tired :)
Chloe, Austin, Chloe's brothers and Wally enjoying a quiet evening at home.

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Christmas in Texas said...

Cuntita,
OK, you have a good reason for melting! Bad Austin! #ouch LOL :)

Jake who? said...

Wally is done watching Chopped
Chloe, Austin, Chloe's brothers and Wally enjoying a quiet evening at home - Instagram story video
#Texas

so cute :))

Austin who? said...

Jake and Greta are in St. Barts

Austin who? said...

Fan Photos > On The Subway In New York City (December 26, 2016)

Austin who? said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 27 - Jake On The Beach In St Barts with Greta Caruso

Anonymous said...

Jake having a great time!

Anonymous said...

Cuntita, OK, you have a good reason for melting

yep

Anonymous said...

LOL!11!

Anonymous said...

Austin loves Bahamas, Jake loves Caribbean - they have so much in common.

Epic Fail said...

Pee Gee CAUGHT in another blatant and insane lie.
Her delusions of grandeur are getting worse - now she believes that Management tapped her phone, spying on her conversations because she is so important and influential.

facts said...

Austin filmed 'Bates Motel' during September and October in Vancouver, Canada.
PG ignored the news and enjoyed the lack of Austin & Chloe posts because she was selling 'Jake, Austin and kids are somewhere together' bullshit.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Oct 2
2 words: Contracts End. RT @Toothy_Tile: @GoosesTile Posting lies about Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet and wishing that Austin is..


ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Oct 2
Ahhh but not before NYCC 2016. Looks like Grey Goose and the beard will be forced to reunite & play it up. #SummerBreakIsOver #FunTimes

PG caught lying. Again. said...

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2016
Austin Nichols - the Man in the Yellow Lightning Bolt Hat

... Most of us have recently witnessed this possibility in Decoding Anna being bullied off of the internet by the J's people. Some of us OMG regulars could conduct a clinic on the multiple ways Oh My Godot was invaded. And the harassment continued to social media, all for naught of course. ;-) How do the interns/trolls try to infiltrate? Well, here was one way.

1. Beware of hyperlinks sent to you in emails or private messages unless you're fully comfortable with the person you're talking to. Instead of clicking on the link, Google the subject or title and find it yourself on the internet.

2. Hyperlinks can contain spyware. If you click on one from your cellphone, the spyware can enable another party to listen in on your phone conversations. Beware of strange noises on your phone which can be a heads up you have a "visitor" on the line with you. A factory reset may be needed to clean your phone. You can Google this on the internet and find the existence of spy software that enables people to listen in on other others' phone conversations.

3. In the case of the deep HW closet, listening in on other folks' conversations can help Mgmnt with a pre-emptive strike. They can adapt their photo ops to counteract a fan's theory.

4. Let's take a look at an example. What if, let's just say, that a fake bearding/merkin HW relationship began to wind down with barely existent activity and interaction for a significant length of time. A cell phone conversation might touch upon the possibility of the approaching end to the contract. Of course, the speculation isn't going to be made on social media or any blog because of previous experience. No need to tempt Mgmnt, right?
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8. New York Comic Con passed with the continued narrative of barely-there interaction and photos of the bearding couple, "cryptic" signs like Instagram'ing of a break up song lyric from the beard.

9. By Oct. 11, a complete reversal of narrative took place with the Art for Health event co-hosting appearance in Chicago and "Game Back On" became the theme of Wangchols to the hyper point where we are today, which is Hetero Relaysh on Steroids, ha ha. False alarm! Contrived from nothing, right? Or was it?

10. On October 29, the Mgmnt-compensated troll made the following comment on his blog, Waiting for Toothy 2 [author note, my nickname on Blogger is PG]:

Anonymous poor PG said...
Melting Mary is really upset with Austin.
Pee Gee predicted that "contract is about to end" while Austin was filming in Canada,
but Austin doesn't give shit about that.
Solution?
Not one, but TWO POSTS about new silly lie: Austin being in New York with Jake for 'Sunday in the Park with George'.
No one saw Austin in New York - because Austin was in LA - but slash fiction isn't about reality anyway.
October 29, 2016 11:02 am


11. How does this Online Safety Powerpoint Demo conclude? Well, where the Troll screwed up was I had never made this comment anywhere online. Not on my Twitter. Not on Narnia Dispatches. Not on my Tumblr. I had only made anything close to this speculation in private.

I have gone back through my Twitter and on the blog, never made any such claim in public. So how did the Troll know this? I have a couple of options where the breech was made, but most likely the break was made via the cell phone.

Lesson learned. Steps taken. lol. Amazing, isn't it? Gary's Tavern vs. Cheers. Wolves in sheep's clothing in the form of Austin Nichols who has been hanging too long now within the wolf packs of HW to be considered a sheep any longer, folks.

Phone 'tapping' is illegal. Spying on civilians' private discussions is Big Brother-ish and puts one not that far off from the category of our American government. Perhaps feelings of desperation are what prompt such desperate actions.

Posted by prairiegirl at 14:20

^^ said...

Words
Melting Mary is really upset with Austin.
Pee Gee predicted that "contract is about to end"

are highlighted by yellow "marker".

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Perhaps feelings of desperation are what prompt such desperate actions.

PG, what is Mgmnt desperate about?
Austin living with Chloe?
Jake living in New York?
Do tell!

Anonymous said...

Pee Gee needs new medications ASAP.

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 19h 19 hours ago
Just posted a photo https://www.instagram.com/p/BOiV1CrhOm7/


Graffiti Park at Castle Hills (Austin, TX)

Anonymous said...

shawski 28m ago Location: LAX Airport
Austin bound (high) Bonny.


Ivan and Bonny on their way to Casa Nichols :)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Lying again. Ignorant and crazy :)

prairiegirl said...
The troll next door doesn't have an explanation as of yet, for how he knew my opinion about Austin and Bennet's contract. That's because he isn't going to be able to come up with one. I never said anything yet online anywhere because I know better than to make a flat-out prediction like that on Twitter or on the blog. I've gotten burned before. I discussed it on the phone and I think in emails. So he did one or the other - I'm pretty sure it was the phone because my phone was making repeated noises every single time I called M&M. It didn't happen with anyone else - just her. And Mgmnt could have done it with spyware. You can do this through hyperlinks. All I had to do was click on one of his silly hyperlinks and the bug or whatever has been planted.

We know this guy is capable of knowing these in's and out's because we have seen him put viruses into hyper links on OMG. He had done that several times. He knew how to hijack our Blogger accounts and mimic them; we watched him do that several times. He knows how to mimic a Twitter account - I had him do that once, too. He is technically savvy; that's probably one of the reasons why Jake's people still have him employed.

And I'm not saying he's the only troll over there. Mgmnt probably has several folks running that blog (I use that term very loosely), but there is one in particular that we are fully aware of because he's been around for years harassing us.
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 at 12:04:00 PM CST

Anonymous said...

The troll next door doesn't have an explanation as of yet, for how he knew my opinion about Austin and Bennet's contract.

PG is retarded.
That's the only explanation.

Anonymous said...

May ๐Ÿ ‏@equinoxique 8m8 minutes ago
The first one is Michael Fassbender enjoying himself in the water and the other one is Jake Gyllenhaal... And Jake.... He just can't


LOL

Anonymous said...

- ‏@Patron375 5m5 minutes ago
I'm yet to see Jake Gyllenhaal in a bad movie. I have a lot of respect for actors who don't sell out.

Anonymous said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 28 - Jake and Greta Shopping At La Cave du Port Franc In St Barts

Anonymous said...

Please please don't show those new pics above to PG. She will find a way to make one of the dudes in the foreground Austin Because he's tall and has dark hair, wait and see in 5...4...3...2....1

Mary Fajita Cuntita said...

Shut up!

Special K said...

Yeah, shut up!

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

prairiegirl has no comment about "phone tapping" epic fail.
What a moron.

LOL said...

Destiny supported PG's insanity:

destiny said...
That is so wild about the spying, and so wrong. It's amazing how much they still get worked up about what you have to say PG after all these years.

Interesting that Jake trotted out Greta for cover, and not his family. I guess those days are gone when he relied on Maggie and her kids for that. And just to be extra-safe, lets carpet-bomb with Austin and the beard in the Caribbean pre-holidays, and for the cherry on top, in Texas for Christmas.
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 at 10:05:00 AM CST

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LMAO!!!!!!!! said...

PG,
you stupid lying piece of shit,
thanks for a laugh!!!

Anonymous said...

PG, learn to read and get a brain already :)

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ouch! said...

prairiegirl said...
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DECEMBER 29, 2016 5:12 AM


Pee Gee,
why did you delete comment about "reporting Admin of this blog to the US and Malta authorities"?
Too moronic even for you?

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha what a fucking idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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St Barts said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 28 - Jake and Greta Shopping At La Cave du Port Franc In St Barts

Since 1989, the Cave du Port Franc has been a favorite for wine lovers.
 Its diverse selection counts over 200,000 bottles, the shop sells leading French and Italian wines ...

Anonymous said...

No candy for BTs?

Anonymous said...

How old is destiny? He's so dumb!

Anonymous said...

Can't be younger than 30something. Full grown adult.
Compared to other OMGers she did show glimpses of intelligence and respect for common sense in the past.

Anonymous said...

But Destiny also posted embarrassing crap like 'Jake and Austin can't be in the same city at the same time because they are in the closet'. Typical OMG nonsense.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2016
Bigfoot, Loch Ness and Baby Tile
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The following tweets and internet comments are all references to Baby Tile(s) sightings, not necessarily in chronological order.
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Jake carrying two small boxes and a heart-shaped tin of candy while leaving the medical building

Posted by prairiegirl at 22:51

Anonymous said...

PG is always good for a laugh.

Anonymous said...

That's all she's good for, LOL

Anonymous said...

Love this one, must be in top 10 stupidest things PG ever wrote :)
Explanation why she decided to use 11-11-2011 as imaginary kid's birthday:

prairiegirl said...
One last clue to support another baby arriving in November 2011, was that less than a year later, on November 9, 2012, Austin and Jake made sure to be seen proudly walking out and about in NY, openly together with the predictable hetero cover provided by a mysterious brunette. Both men smiling from ear to ear for all to see. A photographic ritual they have practiced since they started having babies back in 2007.
Saturday, November 12, 2016 at 4:45:00 PM CST

Austin, TX said...

Stevie Valle ‏@_stevienotnicks 16h 16 hours ago
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you're too star struck to eat while seated next to fav actors @AustinNichols @ChloeBennet4 #AoS #TWD @TheShadyGrove


Shady Grove @TheShadyGrove
Nestled under the shade of the tall pecan grove, Shady Grove has been serving up Austin-inspired home-cooking, cocktails, sunshine and smiles since 1992.

Anonymous said...


"We got computers, we're tapping phone lines,
I know that that ain't allowed."

Anonymous said...

Talking Heads

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

PG pretends that this is 2006, not 2016.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Dec 28
HOLY MOLY, you guys, look who Michael K identified Jake as. I can't believe it. #speechless I mean, everybody knows, but that's MK

... it looks like Jake’s Clan of the Cave Bear-looking ass is smiling the kind of relieved smile someone does while finally emptying their piss bag. And as he’s doing that, Greta is probably screaming, “Eww, Toothy Tile, aim thattaway, it’s hitting my leg!

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more reasons for melting Cuntita said...

Instagram story by @chloebennet from December 29, 2016
@austinnichols @shawski #chloebennet #austinnichols #ivanshaw #arthur #wally #bonny #austintx #texas


Ivan and Bonny joined Austin, Chloe. Arthur and Wally for holidays in Texas :)

Anonymous said...

poor cuntita, lol

holidays said...

Jake, Austin and Chloe are doing an extra good job of fucking up Pee Gee.

Austin, TX said...

Instagram story by @chloebennet from December 29, 2016 @austinnichols @shawski #chloebennet #austinnichols #ivanshaw #icecream #austintx #texas

Austin loves his Darlin, Texas and ice cream :)

Anonymous said...

Who's the hot guy?? http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/3834482/jake-gyllenhaal-goes-shirtless-in-st-barts-takes-surfing-lesson-34/

St Barts said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 29 - Jake On The Beach In St Barts

Jake's boyfriend???

JJ said...

That cute guy looks like surfing teacher :)

Anonymous said...

Jake cheating his husband!! lmao

St Barts said...

Jake is all smiles around mystery man, awwwwwwwwww

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

more reasons for melting Cuntita

Yep, Cuntita is melting like crazy today! :)

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 7h7 hours ago
Grey Goose left his intelligence, his spine and his degree on a doorstep somewhere back in 2006.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 7h7 hours ago
Grey Goose needs to Fast Forward through all the het nonsense and follow through. Put a ring on it, go thru the engagement, the marriage

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 7h7 hours ago
GG also needs to get a backbone and start documenting this on his Facebook and Instagram as well. Quit making everyone else do it

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 45m45 minutes ago
Surfing lesson? Tooth? LOL!! Mgmnt is trying to #rewritehistory What about those photos of Jake in Hawaii in 2005? Out on the surfboard?

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 41m41 minutes ago
This is just getting so comical now. Between Toothy and Grey Goose, they are really cranking that clown car. Watch it go. LOL

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 41m41 minutes ago
Not only did he do a whole shoot with the board in 2005, but Tooth has been married to a guy who rode a board on a TV show.

... and many more brainless tweets!

^^^ said...

Poor Cuntita bursting a blood vessel today.
Austin, Chloe and Jake are so bad, LOL