Wednesday, 30 November 2016

Reality vs. Fan fiction 31


>> Austin & Chloe's Bahamas Christmas Vacation

> Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet in the Bahamas · December 17, 2016 · from Instagram video

> Chloe Bennet posted on December 17, 2016: "Holiday travels got me likeeeee πŸ˜‘ " · Instagram

> Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet at the LAX airport · December 16, 2016 · Instagram video

>> Jake Gyllenhaal with Leo and mystery woman aka personal assistant (not Greta Caruso) in New York on December 16, 2016 · more photos

>> Austin Nichols in Los Angeles on December 15, 2016 · Instagram

Channeling my inner Luke Skywalker in the ice cave for #rogueone this weekend.

A video posted by Austin Nichols (@austinnichols) on


>> AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols · December 13, 2016
@hardwick peeking at my Lucille boner · tweet

>> Ambassador Theatre Group has announced that a revival of 'Sunday in the Park With George', starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Annaleigh Ashford, will reopen the historic Hudson Theatre on Broadway this winter for a strictly limited 10-week engagement. Performances are set to begin February 11 and will play through April 23, 2017. · source

>> Jake Gyllenhaal in Los Angeles on December 12, 2016 #MelroseAve #CrossRoads #VeganRestaurant · Instagram

>> June Pictures ‏posted on December 12, 2016: "That's a wrap on #WILDLIFE! Our biggest of thanks to the talented Paul Dano, Carey Mulligan, Jake Gyllenhaal and our crew. #JunePictures" · tweet

>> Denis Villeneuve: "There is also this project to adapt a thriller by Jo Nesbo with Jake Gyllenhaal, 'The Son'. Jake and I will meet early December to work on it." · Article from December 7, 2016

>> Entertainment Weekly > The Walking Dead: Austin Nichols on Spencer's big moment

>> Chloe Bennet · December 11, 2016
Had such a fun night shooting the third installment of Magic Mike. Or the Talking Dead, same thing. · Instagram

>> Video by Chloe Bennet from December 9, 2016 > Austin Nichols and trainer Ryan back at the gym · Instagram

A video posted by Toothy Tile (@toothy_tile) on


>> 'Nocturnal Animals' > December 9, 2016
>> Jake Gyllenhaal on Conan, December 7 + Backstage at Conan

>> Austin & Chloe spending the day at White House

> Posted by Austin Nichols on December 9, 2016 · Instagram

> Austin Nichols · December 8, 2016
West Wing. White House. · tweet · Instagram

> Back to Los Angeles

A video posted by @aos_biospec on


> Chloe Bennet · December 7, 2016
Spending the day at White House today, cause what is real life? @austinnichols @patrickvbaker · Instagram

> Chloe Bennet · December 7, 2016
So honored to be in D.C. And speak on behalf of the White House, about Asian American and Pacific Islander progress across all sectors, under the Obama Administration. We have a lot of work to do, but I'm SO INSPIRED to be surrounded by like minded people who in the face of Trump believe in a democracy that supports diversity, love and equal rights for everyone. WHAT A DAY DUDES. πŸ’₯ · Instagram

> Austin, Chloe and Patrick Baker in Washington, D.C. videos: video one · video two · video three

A video posted by @aos_biospec on


> AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols · December 7, 2016
Yo @POTUS Tryin to have one last sit down with you. Can you buzz me in? · tweet

> Austin and Chloe on their way to Washington, D.C.

A video posted by @aos_biospec on


> Chloe Bennet · December 6, 2016 · Location: LAX airport
Unable to live tweet with you west coast. @austinnichols are off to Washington DC ✈️πŸ€“ but enjoy the winter finale! See you in 2017 #agentsofshield · Instagram video

A video posted by Chloe Bennet (@chloebennet) on


>> Austin Nichols posted: "Woke up to this..." on December 6, 2016 · https://www.instagram.com/p/BNr9pOBhPrw/

>> ‏@WalkrStalkrCon: Podcast with Austin Nichols as we discuss December 4 episode of 'The Walking Dead' http://buff.ly/2gTJY8v #audio

>> Hands off! >> Info about December 'Wildlife' filming in Enid and Wakita, OK

>> SAG-AFTRA Foundation event > Conversation with Jake Gyllenhaal - Los Angeles, December 1, 2016. Moderated by Jenelle Riley:

>> Austin Nichols · December 1, 2016
Join me and #fightlikeagirl Get this shirt from Chloe Bennet and help the people of Haiti and the DR get the medical attention they need. Click the link in my bio. · Instagram · tweet

>> Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 · December 1, 2016
Nothing is sexier then a guy who wants to give back and help others here's @AustinNichols rocking his #fightlikeagirl Tee! Go get one! · tweet · Instagram

>> AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols · November 30, 2016
This strong beautiful talented girl is fighting for the people of Haiti and the DR. Get this shirt!! #fightlikeagirl http://represent.com/chloe · tweet

>> Ed Oxenbould: "That's a half wrap. Thanks to Jake G and Paul D for keeping it real and teaching me so much. Its been a crazy journey and its not even over..." · November 23, 2016 · Instagram · #Wildlife #Oklahoma

>> Nocturnal Animals settles it: noted weirdo Jake Gyllenhaal is the best actor alive #TheVerge

>> Throwback Wednesday > Preparations for Austin and Chloe's first holiday together · October 26, 2013 · Instagram

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Jackie said...

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Austin said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 2h2 hours ago
My hero. My favorite writer. Joan Didion. Read her. https://www.instagram.com/p/BNca8n5heCf/

Joan Didion is an American author best known for her novels and her literary journalism. Her novels and essays explore the disintegration of American morals and cultural chaos, where the overriding theme is individual and social fragmentation

tomorrow said...

JAKE GYLLENHAAL
Event Type: CONVERSATIONS
Location: LOS ANGELES
Date: Thursday, December 1, 2016
Time: 7:00 PM

Join us for a 90-minute career retrospective with JakeGyllenhaal.
Moderated by Jenelle Riley, Variety.
...
He recently formed Nine Stories, a production company acquiring and developing new material. The company is in development on a number of titles, including Denis Villeneuve’s The Son, which is based on Jo Nesbo’s critically acclaimed novel of the same name; a scripted limited series for A&E centered on cults throughout history; and the cartel drama The Man Who Made It Snow, to be directed by Antoine Fuqua. Additional projects in development include Theater of War, based on an episode of “This American Life,” which will be directed by Alex Timbers; and Ubisoft’s film adaptation of the Tom Clancy video game “The Division,” in which Mr. Gyllenhaal will also star.

Through Nine Stories, he has produced Stronger, inspired by a true story and based on The New York Times bestseller of the same name. The movie, directed by David Gordon Green and to be released in 2017, is the deeply personal account of the heroic journey of Boston Marathon survivor Jeff Bauman (whom Mr. Gyllenhaal portrays).

https://members.sagfoundation.org/events/7530

Anonymous said...

angiΔ“ ‏@joliecavill 2h2 hours ago
why is jake gyllenhaal still so underrated. for some reason he hardly ever gets named in "best actors" lists when he deserves to so much

jamesus christ ‏@cinematicfranco 19h19 hours ago
Why is Jake Gyllenhaal so underappreciated why doesn't he have like 15 Oscars

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 11h11 hours ago
This strong beautiful talented girl is fighting for the people of Haiti and the DR. Get this shirt!! #fightlikeagirl http://represent.com/chloe


awwwwwwwwww :)

Anonymous said...

Peggy ‏@babygirl_0906 12h12 hours ago
@AustinNichols
Amazing shirt, bookmarked the site will definitely order 😊😊❤

"Wildlife" call for extras said...

BREAKDOWN OF UPCOMING EXTRAS:

FILMING THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1
Wakita, OK - Projected call time could be as early as 6:00 am
NOTE: Anyone submitting for this day must be available to attend a wardrobe fitting in Enid, OK on Tuesday, November 29 and Wednesday, November 30. 30-minute appointments are available from 2:00-9:00 pm.

FILMING FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2:
Wakita, OK - Projected call time could be very early in the a.m.
NOTE: Anyone submitting for this day must be available to attend a wardrobe fitting in Enid, OK. Fitting date TBD.

FILMING THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8:
Enid, OK - (Projected call time could be early a.m.)
NOTE: Anyone submitting for this day (with the exception of the football players) needs to be available to attend a wardrobe fitting on Saturday or Sunday, December 3 or 4, in Enid.

FILMING FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9
Wakita, OK
NOTE: Anyone submitting for this day needs to attend a wardrobe fitting on Saturday or Sunday, December 3 or 4, in Enid.

NOTE: TO HAVE CASTING CALLS FOR THIS FILM SENT IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS, VISIT WWW.WILDLIFECASTING.COM

https://ok.gov/oklahomafilm/JOBS_&_INTERNSHIPS/JOBS/index.html

Anonymous said...

Busy bee :)

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LA promo said...

The flight time from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma to Los Angeles, California is:

2 hours, 39 minutes

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❤️ said...

Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 16h16 hours ago
Thanks A-moneyyyyy 😘
Chloe Bennet Retweeted AUSTIN NICHOLS
This strong beautiful talented girl is fighting for the people of Haiti and the DR. Get this shirt!! #fightlikeagirl

awwwwwwwwww

Austin and Sophia in Turkey said...

Mandy ‏@KrazyLady39 Nov 29
@SophiaBush @MiloVentimiglia @AustinNichols wanted to share this pic of ya'll visiting Turkey in '09 & met my daughter. TY for visiting!


Good times, Austin favorited this photo:

Mandy ‏@KrazyLady39 Nov 29
@SophiaBush @MiloVentimiglia @AustinNichols This is my daughter 7 years later from that original picture in '09.


Austin's Twitter Likes

Anonymous said...

Joshua Gannon ‏@gybiscuit86 11h11 hours ago
Saw #NocturnalAnimals tonight and I'm going to be pondering this one for awhile! It blew my fucking mind. Adams, Gyllenhaal, & Shannon. Wow!

Anonymous said...

Walker Stalker Con Verified account ‏@WalkrStalkrCon 54m 54 minutes ago
REGISTER for Sunday's The @Walker_Stalkers Podcast w/ special guest @AustinNichols (Spencer) from #TheWalkingDead http://buff.ly/2fPCEce

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Mentally deranged PG expects Louis Tomlinson's kid to vanish into thin air.
Liam Payne has new management, but 1D management can force him to have a baby.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Nov 30
So both babygates are going to carry on through 2017. That's great to know. What kind of chokehold & loophole did Modest get them on

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Retarded lies about Jake not filming his movies.

•haydan brylee• ‏@Hbransom99 19h19 hours ago
I THINK JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS IN MY TOWN!

Mo ‏@morrggaan98 19h19 hours ago
@Hbransom99 lol he's gone

•haydan brylee• ‏@Hbransom99 18h18 hours ago View translation
@morrggaan98 Wakita dear, not Enid.😎

In reply to •haydan brylee•
ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 17h17 hours ago
@Hbransom99 @morrggaan98 He has a public appearance to make in LA on Dec 1. Like @Hbransom99 says, he is gone. From all of OK.

her sexy ass boyfriend said...

chloe bennet 3h ago
My sexy ass boyfriend is rocking his #fightlikeagirl T shirt! Guys, nothing is sexier then a guy who wants to give back. Tomorrow is the LAST day to get the shirt. Go to the link in my bio to buy yours before they are gone forever! @austinnichols
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNe8s0Rg_EH/

Anonymous said...

so sweet :)

LOL said...

www.thegyllenhall.com

Incorrect name, true fan!

Anonymous said...

Jake'a personal assistant in Los Angeles 10h ago

Anonymous said...

Nocturnal Animals ‏@nocturnalanimal 10h10 hours ago
Congratulations to the cast and crew of #NocturnalAnimals on their three @CriticsChoice award nominations.


M Shannon, screenplay and cinematography

LA said...

Melissa Center ‏@melissacenter 1h1 hour ago
I attended Conversations Jake Gyllenhaal @sagaftraFOUND on 12/01/2016 https://shar.es/18qJKD

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Anonymous said...

What, you don't like Austin in Chloe's 'Fight Like A Girl' shirt?!? LMAO :))

Jake who? said...

Austin would do anything for his Darlin.

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Poor Cuntita hates Austin in Chloe's 'Fight Like A Girl' shirt:

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 16h16 hours ago
Mgmnt Geppetto cracking the whip RT @ChloeBennet4: Nothing is..and help others here's @AustinNichols rocking his… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/804383009491169280 …

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 16h16 hours ago
Ha ha, Grey Goose taking the "YOU need to buy one" to heart. You sure that stencil wasn't photoshopped onto your shirt there, buddy?

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
Can't wait for pics to come out from tonight of Tooth who has an appearance to make and now I know why Mgmnt placed Austin in Vancouver. LOL

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
*slaps forehead* Of course they're going to put GG elsewhere. Because Tooth is going to be visible in LA tonight. LOLLLLLLL #clockwork

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
You know, Goose could solve that issue and just go out on a PDA-filled date night with his strong, talented bird.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
Wear the Fight Like a Girl T shirts, the both of you. Win-Win-Win. Sounds like a good idea to me.

Variety said...

JAKE GYLLENHAAL
Event Type: CONVERSATIONS
Location: LOS ANGELES
Date: Thursday, December 1, 2016
Moderated by Jenelle Riley, Variety.

Jenelle Riley ‏@jenelleriley 7h7 hours ago
At tonight's Jake Gyllenhaal Q&A I called his PRISONERS costar Hugh Grant instead of Jackman. Jake: "I'd like to see *that* movie!"

Jenelle Riley ‏@jenelleriley 7h7 hours ago
...Jake then did a pretty spot-on imitation of Hugh Grant in PRISONERS.

https://twitter.com/jenelleriley

couples who sell shirts together stay together said...

Austin loves Chloe's 'Fight Like A Girl' shirt :)

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 20h20 hours ago
Join me and #fightlikeagirl Get this shirt from @ChloeBennet4 and help the people of… https://www.instagram.com/p/BNe7zcgBrCd/


austin nichols 19h aho
Join me and #fightlikeagirl Get this shirt from @chloebennet and help the people of Haiti and the DR get the medical attention they need. Click the link in my bio. πŸ‘ŠπŸΎ
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNe7zcgBrCd/

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

PG still "doesn't know anything" about Austin filming "Bates Motel" in Vancouver.
Jake doesn't promote 'Nocturnal Animals'.
Jake doesn't film 'Wildlife'.
Lie after lie after lie.

SuperSawyer ‏@allskinnyarms_ 19h19 hours ago
@GoosesTile you've read he was seen in Vancouver yesterday?

SuperSawyer ‏@allskinnyarms_ 3h3 hours ago
@GoosesTile I can't say. This girl saw him the other day in a store she works in. She said he goes there often.

In reply to SuperSawyer
ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
@allskinnyarms_ Well M&M and I have suspected him & Jake might have a place they have stayed at up in that area so yeah it's possible

In reply to SuperSawyer
ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
@allskinnyarms_ but I don't think he's there now.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
Wow, so did Tooth not have his Conversation last night? Is the fam up north? Hmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Worst slash fiction ever! LOL

cool said...

The Verge Verified account ‏@verge 5h5 hours ago
How might one live in this endless digital hallway of Jake Gyllenhaal photos?


www.thegyllenhall.com

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 2h2 hours ago
The walls of Alexandria ain't so safe anymore.


austin nichols 2h ago
Alexandria Safe Zone: Mercy for the lost - Vengeance for the plunderers.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNhpaBNBlkd/

Anonymous said...

Tanja Jurgec ‏@tanjajurgec 2h2 hours ago
Imagine Jake Gyllenhaal getting robbed of an Oscar next year tho. After Prisoners, Southpaw and Nightcrawler... Its time Academy. Its time.

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Anonymous said...

Colton Haynes ‏@ColtonLHaynes 11h11 hours ago
100% of proceeds support the Community Empowerment which help finance medical clinics in Dominican Republic/Haiti. Today only @ChloeBennet4


He fights like a girl :)

ouch! said...

Louis Tomlinson is the final One Direction member to announce solo career. The boyband went on hiatus in January of this year. The Sun reports that the 24-year-old has been working on solo material with a view to releasing it on Syco, Simon Cowell’s label and the company that created One Direction.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 7h7 hours ago
Set up planted article? Louis Tomlinson follows trend set by other One Direction members by launching solo career

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Anonymous said...

Set up planted article?

Of course, just like that nonsense about Louis impregnating some random girl... Oh, wait!

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

New @EmilyBett pic with @ChloeBennet4 charity shirt πŸ˜πŸ™Œ so cute, check out the great cause 😊❤️ #Arrow #AOS πŸ’šπŸŽ―πŸ’šπŸŽ―
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNiBJ1QDKWY/

Anonymous said...

Marvel EntertainmentVerified account ‏@Marvel 23h 23 hours ago
#AgentsofSHIELD's @ChloeBennet4 and @MingNa talk Season 4 and more on a new #WomenOfMarvel podcast! Listen: http://bit.ly/2h2LCYE

video said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 1h 1 hour ago
This Sunday folks.

Instagram followers said...

Austin 252 000
Chloe 1 101 000

Go Maggie! said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal Verified account ‏@mgyllenhaal Dec 2
Not a chance
Maggie Gyllenhaal Retweeted Joe
@mgyllenhaal You need to take Mark Wahlberg's advice.


Can't stand that disgusting man, yuck!

tomorrow said...

REGISTER for Sunday's The @Walker_Stalkers Podcast w/ special guest @AustinNichols (Spencer) from #TheWalkingDead http://buff.ly/2fPGbY1

Anonymous said...

Chloe Bennet Source ‏@cbennetsource 9h9 hours ago
Great news! @ChloeBennet4's campaign for @Represent has been extended until the 5th so you can still get a shirt! http://represent.com/chloe

Anonymous said...

Richard Higinbotham ‏@ChardBotham 3h3 hours ago
Nocturnal Animals is brilliant, definitely one of the best movies of the year. Jake Gyllenhaal is a legend

Vancouver said...

Bates Motel Italia
October 1

A few days ago, Freddie was in the set of Bates at Fort Langley (where is set in a white pine bay) while they were filming. In the last picture we can see Austin Nichols (One Tree Hill) but we still don't know what role has.
facebook.com/BatesMotelItalia

La dolce storia d'amore tra Chloe Bennet e Austin Nichols said...

ei Γ¨ la protagonista di AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D., lui Γ¨ entrato a far parte di THE WALKING DEAD. Sono giovani, belli, simpatici e... innamorati! Parliamo di Chloe Bennet e Austin Nichols: scoprite chi sono grazie alla nuova divertente puntata di #Ficcanaso con Violetta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqX0u7hcf5s

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Austin and his Darlin said...

Poor Cuntita hates Austin in Chloe's 'Fight Like A Girl' shirt

Melt Pee Gee, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelt! LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Walker Stalker Con Verified account ‏@WalkrStalkrCon 9h9 hours ago
SUNDAY! Register now to listen live to the @Walker_Stalkers Podcast w/ @popatic @RealDaveSolo & guest @AustinNichols http://buff.ly/2gmrcG2

Anonymous said...

UberFacts Verified account ‏@UberFacts 5h5 hours ago
There's a website that consists only of an endless hallway of Jake Gyllenhaal photos, soundtracked by "I wish I knew how to quit you."

:)

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Austin said...

Cuntita,
OMG closed down, no one cares about your 'Jake and Austin' fiction.
All those years of lying and bullshiting for nothing.
Karma is a bitch!

Anonymous said...

ouch

Anonymous said...

Jon ‏@jnmcknss 10h10 hours ago
Facebook comment: 'Jake Gyllenhaal is the most underrated actor in HollyWood'

promo time said...

December 9, 2016
Good Morning America
Jake Gyllenhaal; Jennifer Aniston and the cast of "Office Christmas Party."
Also, a performance by Brett Eldredge.

http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/good-morning-america/episodes/195502/

Anonymous said...

Walker Stalker ConVerified account ‏@WalkrStalkrCon 2h2 hours ago
TONIGHT! Join @AustinNichols on The @walker_stalkers Podcast! Simply register to ask him questions & discuss #TWD! http://buff.ly/2fZCD5O

Anonymous said...

Joan Didion, one of Jake's favorites too.

Anonymous said...

Laura Ebel ‏@Laura_Estelle 50m50 minutes ago
I've loved @AustinNichols since he was on #OneTreeHill. So glad they're showing him more in #TheWalkingDead

Cheyenne ‏@cheyennemiles_ 1h1 hour ago
Does @AustinNichols just, like, not age? I'm convinced he's always going to be hot. 😍

Q ‏@gleetreehill 1h1 hour ago
Love seeing @AustinNichols on my screenπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜› #TheWalkingDead

Anonymous said...

Madison Dibari ‏@madison_dibarii 2h2 hours ago
TBH I love the walking dead but every time I see Austin Nichols I see Julian Baker and I wonder what happened to Brooke and the boys!πŸ’πŸ½#oth

CaptainTightpants12 ‏@Tightpants12 5h5 hours ago
@ChloeBennet4's boyfriend is gunna get people killed. #WalkingDead

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Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal ‏@JakeG_Online
Gallery Update: Magazine Scans (http://bit.ly/2fVL1Vx )

Anonymous said...

gay, gay, gay

Jake said...

No, I'm gay, gay. The third gay – that's pushing it.

George said...

You too?

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Austin 'gayface' Nichols said...

I'm straight!

2014 said...

Austin loves sex with young girls!

Old Gay said...

Has anyone actually ever googled images of Austin Nichols face...here let me:

Exhibit A:
http://www.one-tree-hill-episodes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/200904_austin-nichols-adorable.jpg

Exhibit B:
http://images.buddytv.com/articles/Deadwood/images/austin-nichols-5.jpg

Honey, I have been trolling gay clubs since before humans crawled out of the ocean (don't ask) and that is not the face of a heterosexual man. Anyone who has been a gay man for longer than a few minutes will be able to ping that gayface.

Gayface is the one thing you can't disguise...well, unless you're planning on bringing the burka back.

sex makes you gay, not face said...

Gay or not - would you agree that his naughty bits are more important?

Anonymous said...

Some gay men don't have gay face so it is reasonable to conclude that some not gay men have gay face.

Could Face Shape Reveal If Someone Is Gay Or Straight? said...

The face shapes of gay men were rated as more masculine than those of straight men. In addition, raters were not able to correctly determine sexual orientation from the pictures. “This shows that sexual orientation judgment based on stereotyped gender specific traits leads to frequent misjudgment,” the authors wrote.

“The fact that we have found some significant morphological differences between homosexual and heterosexual men does not mean that any of the groups is easily recognizable on the street (and our Study 2 actually shows that it’s not that easy to guess anyone’s sexual orientation without knowing it), or that anything like that should be done (like pointing on people with our illustrations and guessing who is who).”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/07/gay-straight-face-shape_n_4232987.html

Anonymous said...

Walker Stalker Con Verified account ‏@WalkrStalkrCon 5h5 hours ago
LISTEN NOW! The @Walker_Stalkers Podcast with @AustinNichols, as we discuss last night's episode of #TheWalkingDead http://buff.ly/2gTJY8v

Anonymous said...

Ivan Shaw's Facebook

Anonymous said...

chloe bennet 10h ago
Hey guys! @MarvelChampions is working with Apple and RED to #endAIDS. Last chance to jump into the game and get the (POWER PACK)RED and 100% of your purchase will go to the Global Fund to help in the fight against AIDS.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNpiCUHAURp/

Anonymous said...

Jenna ‏@Jennuhtals 38m38 minutes ago
I spelled Gyllenhaal right on the first try. I'm so proud of myself πŸŽ‰

Anonymous said...

The Film Stage ‏@TheFilmStage 7h7 hours ago
'Life,' starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds, has moved up to March 24, 2017.

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Anonymous said...

Happy #AgentsofSHIELD Day!!! The best day of the week! 😊 @Lil_Henstridge @ChloeBennet4 @wendilynnmakeup @JohnHannah @SNS977 @afoley24

Anonymous said...

JoBlo.com Verified account ‏@joblocom 51m51 minutes ago
Jake Gyllenhaal Exclusive Interview for NOCTURNAL ANIMALS (2016) http://JoBlo.com : http://youtu.be/hW2QiGaa8aU?a via @YouTube

from GB said...

Apparently, "Stronger" screening really happened. Jake sightings in NY today:

Matthew Minor ‏@MatthewMinor 8 hours ago
Actor who struggles. Not a struggling actor. New York City
I just saw Jake Gyllenhaal riding a bike and both bikes and Jake Gyllenhaal got cooler.

Jaz‏@JazGarner 5 hours ago
When Jake Gyllenhaal is standing in front of you on the train.... just remember not to propose to him on site.

noctivagant ‏@bailey_baptista 4 hours ago
not like it's a big deal but I totally just escorted jake gyllenhaal into a theatre

The person who tweeted about the screening came back with Omygossh Tat, Oscar nom for best supp actress. A fan conversation ensued. Not one single word about the movie or Jake because they don't care, they're Tat stans and OB fans are intense. Frankly we've had enough of this, hopefully a levelheaded, unbiased person will report. I'm sure that Jake is extraordinary in "Stronger", the most dramatic, traumatic and terrifying scenes are his. Let's hope this time he will also have the press on his side, and no more overplaying the co-star card in order to downplay his performance. Fair treatment of both.
December 6, 2016 at 3:43 AM

Austin is back home in LA said...

austin nichols 1h ago
Woke up to this...


Austin and Wally
too adorable :)

Anonymous said...

Tom Ford: Anal penetration for all men

Jake said...

*cough*

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
Hmmmmm...TT and GG being a little evasive. Now where could they be....hmmm..think think...#Texas ??? Before GMA?

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
Yeah. Definitely Texas. #rainman

Texas your ass! said...

chloe bennet 1h ago Location: Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)
Unable to live tweet with you west coast.
@austinnichols are off to Washington DC ✈️ πŸ€“ but enjoy the winter finale!
See you in 2017 #agentsofshield
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNtJJEoAmfg/

Anonymous said...

ouch!

Anonymous said...

ALittleLiarPLL5 ‏@ALittleLiarPLL5 5h5 hours ago
@ChloeBennet4 @AustinNichols OMG U R COMING 2 DC?!?!?! HOLY CRAP.
Lol

Emmy Torre ‏@VABoredWoolf 5h5 hours ago Washington, DC
@ChloeBennet4 @AustinNichols I'm in DC, can I take you guys out for tacos???

Daniel Drew ‏@JediTimeSaiyan 4h4 hours ago
@ChloeBennet4 @AustinNichols Wooooo coming to my city!!! ^__^ yay!

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Anonymous said...

Nerdist ‏@nerdist 14h14 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal talks #NocturnalAnimals and more on the Nerdist Podcast! http://nerdi.st/2h0nF0Z @nocturnalanimal

video said...

Almost xmas now, here's what the SHIELD Ladies do at the base on Xmas @ChloeBennet4 @MingNa @Lil_Henstridge @MalloryJansen @YOSOYCORDOVA

Anonymous said...

Greg Micalizzi ‏@greg_mic 3h3 hours ago Billerica, MA
When it comes to acting, I feel Gyllenhaal is on Dicaprio's level.
Top actor. One of the greats.

Anonymous said...

Good Dog ‏@good0dog 8m 8 minutes ago
@ChloeBennet4 if you are coming to DC to protest, make sure you carry $50 & your ID. Just saying

D.C. said...

Austin and Chloe airport video #2

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Nope, Austin is not in Texas with Jake. #duh
Time for another major meltdown :))

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
Now that's romantic huh? RT @ChloeBennet4: Unable to live tweet with you west coast. @austinnichols .. @ Los… https://www.instagram.com/p/BNtJJEoAmfg/

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
Yep, that's Austin and his beard Bennet being all hands and kissyface. That's about how much they can tolerate "PDA" w/ each other πŸ‘¬πŸ‘­

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
Cool, can't wait for more pics of the adoring Wangchols couple. Hopefully by the time they land, they will've worked on that convincing PDA

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
So Wangchols is "headed" to D.C. and who will be waiting for 1/2 of that equation? Mr Tooth who needs to be in NYC. #eastcoastiseastcoast

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
So Austin lets Bennet put her finger up his nose. I guess that's THEIR definition of fingering. LOL! πŸ‘ƒπŸ½

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
PR teams of closeted couples. *looks at calendar and sees Christmas coming* Yep, right on cue. #ToothyTile #GreyGoose πŸ˜πŸ‘¨‍❤️‍πŸ‘¨πŸ˜Ž

The White House said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 3h 3 hours ago
Yo @POTUS Tryin to have one last sit down with you. Can you buzz me in?


chloe bennet 2h ago
Spending the day at White House today, cause what is real life? @austinnichols @patrickvbaker

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal ‏@JakeG_Online 4h4 hours ago
REMINDER: Jake Gyllenhaal will be making an appearance on Conan tonight (12/7) at 11 PM EST! Be sure to tune in!

Jake Gyllenhaal ‏@JakeG_Online 1h1 hour ago
Update, Conan (Video + Screencaps) (http://bit.ly/2gdLFkq )

Anonymous said...

Looking great :)

The White House said...

Fast Forward 2060 @FastForward2060
Join us on 12/7/2016 to highlight legacy and action in the Asian American and Pacific Islander community under President Obama and beyond!
Washington, DC

Fast Forward 2060 ‏@FastForward2060 · 10h 10 hours ago
Thank you @MaulikPancholy @ChloeBennet4 @bradjenkins for sharing your insights and celebrating #FF2060 with us!


chloe bennet 8h ago
So honored to be in D.C. And speak on behalf of the White House, about Asian American and Pacific Islander progress across all sectors, under the Obama Administration. We have a lot of work to do, but I'm SO INSPIRED to be surrounded by like minded people who in the face of Trump believe in a democracy that supports diversity, love and equal rights for everyone. WHAT A DAY DUDES. πŸ’₯
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNvBD9fjrDh/

Anonymous said...

Girl with a mission!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Melting turned into incoherent babbling :)

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
lol. Grey Goose and his beard. They are just knocking themselves out, aren't they?

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
Check's in the mail buddy?
ToothyTile&GGoose Retweeted Chloe Bennet
RT @clarkgregg: That is so cool. Can’t believe either of you passed the background check! @AustinNichols

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
Because nothing proves you're a "real" couple like posing at the White House. GG can likely thank his husband Tooth for their invite. 😏

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
Ha ha I love that little smirk icon guy. He's awesome

oothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
That's enough attention on the 2 fakes. You know there'll be an evening show.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 8h8 hours ago
*applause applause*!!! Now that's the Christmas spirit. Wonderfully warm story about love #AChristmasWish

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 7h7 hours ago
Awww, there he is! The man himself. https://www.facebook.com/teamcoco/videos/1319612731430939/ … Looking very nice, Jake.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 7h7 hours ago
So Tooth has had the kids. :-)

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 6h6 hours ago
Oh my dog.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 6h6 hours ago
Grey Goose was never in DC today. Bwah!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 6h6 hours ago
What a #stunt

^^ said...

Time for new medications.

yesterday said...

Austin recording PSA
White House video by Chloe

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Anonymous said...

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 6h6 hours ago
Grey Goose was never in DC today. Bwah!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Even I am embarrassed for her.
**winces in discomfort**

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

What a moron.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
LOL. An ABC journalist. Media tags can be photoshopped, Austin. That is not a money shot. Sorrrrry.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
What utter fools. Try again. #clowncar

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 43m43 minutes ago
How long did it take them to set up that White House stunt? Does Tooth's team now include an official Adobe Photoshop specialist? #nodsyes

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Jake who? said...

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
So Wangchols is "headed" to D.C. and who will be waiting for 1/2 of that equation? Mr Tooth who needs to be in NYC. #eastcoastiseastcoast


Austin and Chloe are already on their way to LA.

Anonymous said...

Elias Solorzano ‏@EliasWSolorzano 2m2 minutes ago
@TOMFORD I saw your film nocturnal animals, is fantastic! Why many actors have blue eyes?

Agusto Pinoshane ‏@shanecoyne_ Dec 1
Nocturnal Animals is my #1 pick for Best movie #Oscars

YEH NAH AS IF. ‏@bunnyboneyard 2h2 hours ago
Just assuming @TOMFORD wore a tailored suit while directing Nocturnal Animals sweat pants must be illegal on set FASHUN OR DEATH.

LOL

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 22m 22 minutes ago
West Wing. White House. https://www.instagram.com/p/BNxCcVdhfHx/


Austin and Chloe in Washington
Austin hates Cuntita

Anonymous said...

Jaime King ‏@Jaime_King 13h13 hours ago
Jaime King Retweeted AUSTIN NICHOLS
Jesus! Austin, you're covered in blood & my first thought is 'I really need to return the cowboy boots we borrowed from you' #actorslife

Kyle Newman ‏@kyle_newman 12h12 hours ago
@Jaime_King @AustinNichols btw, thanks again for the boots save. haha!

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols · 15m15 minutes ago
@Jaime_King @kyle_newman Mis Botas Son Sus Botas!

In reply to AUSTIN NICHOLS
Kyle Newman ‏@kyle_newman 14m14 minutes ago
@AustinNichols @Jaime_King see you tomorrow perhaps?

Anonymous said...

"Mis Botas Son Sus Botas!"

:)

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal ‏@JakeG_Online 5h5 hours ago
REMINDER: Jake Gyllenhaal will be making an appearance on Good Morning America tomorrow (12/9)! Be sure to tune in!

Anonymous said...

Tej.noor ‏@t3jn00r 4h4 hours ago
@AustinNichols AUSTIN IS ON WALKING DEAD? I almost want to watch it now. Almost. But I can't.

so close, lol

Anonymous said...

Anthony Fiato ‏@LAmobslugger 2h 2 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal’s Secret To Acting Older: Grow A Beard – CONAN on TBS


Anonymous said...

Tate Pucher ‏@tatepucher 5h5 hours ago
Can someone please just give Jake Gyllenhaal an Oscar already.

Anonymous said...

VIRGIN Radio Halifax Verified account ‏@VirginRadioHali 6m6 minutes ago
Coming up on @OnAirWithRyan, he'll have Jake Gyllenhaal on LIVE. Listen with the @iHeartRadioCA app after 1pm today.

release day promos said...

102.7 KIIS-FM Verified account ‏@1027KIISFM 49m 49 minutes ago
Happy Friday! We'll be chatting with Jake Gyllenhaal after 7am this morning! LISTEN: http://bit.ly/1ifuxpz

Nocturnal Animals ‏@nocturnalanimal 22h 22 hours ago
.@guardian gives #NocturnalAnimals 5 stars. See it in theaters everywhere tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Valerie Ontiveros ‏@valerieont 25m 25 minutes ago
@hardwick and Jake Gyllenhaal talking #girlsjustwanttohavefun giving me life on this brick ass NY morning

That's Austin and Chloe's Chris Hardwick!
Proof that Jake and Austin are married, LOL

Nerdist said...

Nerdist was started by
CHRIS HARDWICK

Eugenia Vela ‏@euvelab 9m9 minutes ago
On @nerdist, Jake Gyllenhaal talks about Heath Ledger's refusal to joke about Brokeback Mountain. Because it wasn't funny, it wasn't a joke.

Stefanie Howlett ‏@StefanieHowlett 21h21 hours ago
Big take away from @nerdist/@hardwick's interview with Jake Gyllenhaal...must revisit Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. 😜 #nerdist

Greg ‏@sweetharmony Dec 8
My lone judgement against Jake Gyllenhaal was his Lance Armstrong bro phase (& Prince/Persia). Latest NERDIST pod proves the dude is solid.

Tim Thackray ‏@timthackray89 Dec 8
Jake Gyllenhaal on the @nerdist podcast this week - fine work @hardwick! #nerdist

http://nerdist.com/nerdist-podcast-jake-gyllenhaal/

Anonymous said...

"Jake Gyllenhaal will be making an appearance on Good Morning America tomorrow (12/9)!"

Nope, no Jake on GMA today.

Anonymous said...

REMINDER: 'Nocturnal Animals' is now playing in US theaters nationwide!

Anonymous said...

austin nichols 49m ago
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNz6w3ohuFJ/


another White House photo

Anonymous said...

Austin so hot and sweet :)

Anonymous said...

and sexc as well #lick

Anonymous said...

Does Austin have a big schlong?

Chloe said...

Oh yes, he does.

Jake already working on a new project said...

From GB blog:

From NY, Jake called Ryan Seacrest's show. Not the best interview, Nerdist podcast was better, more diverse. He did tell Seacrest he's "fortunately busy" working and I remembered a french interview where Denis said he's going to meet with Jake early December to start working on "The Son":

Premiere: "Il y a aussi ce projet d’adaptation d’un roman policier de Jo Nesbo avec Jake Gyllenhaal, Le Fils. Jake et moi on se rencontre dΓ©but dΓ©cembre pour travailler dessus."

There is also this project to adapt a thriller by Jo Nesbo with Jake Gyllenhaal, The Son. Jake and I will meet early December to work on it.


On to a very busy year for Jake.

^^ said...

article from December 7

Anonymous said...

No wonder Chloe loves her darlin Austin

Austin said...

DUH!!!

Anonymous said...

Austin's pets: Arthur, Wally and Willy!

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

tomorrow said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 12h 12 hours ago
Sunday gonna be a good one y'all.


Live tweet with Austin #TWD

Anonymous said...

arthur ‏@oiglenn 11h11 hours ago
@AustinNichols will you answer your fans?

Anonymous said...

Lucasss ‏@casluchaboudt 2h2 hours ago
This guy is very ugly, let him go and come to me, my love @ChloeBennet4 ❤️❤️


LOL :)

Anonymous said...

wally west ‏@shflwst 13h13 hours ago
CHLOE BENNET AND COLTON HAYES IN THE SAME AD??? SO AMAZING

wally west Retweeted Chloe Bennet
No Distracted Driving, it's what's for brunch! Go to @ATT http://ItCanWait.com and take the pledge #ItCanWait #ad http://bit.ly/ATTICW

Jake Gyllenhaal, Denis Villeneuve to Reunite for Crime Drama ‘The Son’ reminder said...

MAY 26, 2016

“‘The Son’ is our first development project with Jake and Riva and epitomizes the original, elevated work with top filmmakers that is the raison d’etre for our Nine Stories relationship,” said Bold’s Litvak.

“The Son” follows a once-gifted 15-year-old and promising wrestler, whose life spirals out of control when his cop father commits suicide. He winds up in prison, nurtured by an uninterrupted supply of heroin from a seedy chaplain on the inside. When he learns long-hidden truths about his father’s unexpected death, he makes a brilliant escape and begins hunting down the people responsible for his wrongful sentence.

Nine Stories, which has a first-look and overhead deal with Bold Films, recently completed principal photography on its first feature film, David Gordon Green’s “Stronger,” starring Gyllenhaal as working-class Boston man Jeff Bauman, who lost his legs in the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing.

Already in development at Nine Stories is Jack Hitt’s “This American Life” account of Lee Yopp, a former-football-coach-turned-theater-director, who was hired by the U.S. army to stage an annual music pageant on Fort Bragg.

Antoine Fuqua’s cartel drama “The Man Who Made It Snow,” based on David Mermelstein’s bestselling autobiography, is also in development. Gyllenhaal is set to star as Max Mermelstein, a Jewish hotel engineer who transformed Pablo Escobar’s Medellin Cartel from a small mom-and-pop drug organization into a billion-dollar enterprise.

nice said...

2016 San Diego Film Critics Society’s Award Nominations

Best Picture
NOCTURNAL ANIMALS

Best Director
Tom Ford, NOCTURNAL ANIMALS

Best Actor, Male
Jake Gyllenhaal, NOCTURNAL ANIMALS

Best Supporting Actor, Male
Aaron Taylor-Johnson, NOCTURNAL ANIMALS
Michael Shannon, NOCTURNAL ANIMALS

Best Adapted Screenplay
Tom Ford, NOCTURNAL ANIMALS

and more.

naughty Austin! said...

inspiring_spn_sophia.bush
I just found some really old drunk videos of me & I'm actually crying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©
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I came across this picture & they are honestly so cute I wuv them.
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#sophiabush #austinnichols
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNxyunVBtt9/

Anonymous said...

Kevin Klein ‏@Klein25 4h4 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal - Today's most underrated actor

videos said...

The First Lady Verified account ‏@FLOTUS 5h 5 hours ago
Listen up! You never know what will happen, so #JustGetCovered. Enroll now at http://HealthCare.gov


AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 2h 2 hours ago
#JustGetCovered


Today is National Youth Enrollment Day. #JustGetCovered

yuck! said...

Pee Gee acting like her usual piece of shit self.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
Austin you are so full of it.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
Such bullcrap. Grey Goose is trying to cover their tracks on the "sick" video from September.

Anonymous said...

Austin so cute & sexc <3

Chloe said...

Austin's willy so cute & sexc <3

Anonymous said...

Austin & Chloe so cute & sexc together

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new dog said...

rowdyatx 6d ago
Meet the newest Stovall, Leo.


rowdyatx 6d ago
Busty, meet your new step-brother, Leo.


shawski: Be there end of this month. Can't wait to meet the lil bugger.

Chloe, Austin and Ivan in Texas for Christmas? :)

Mary Cuntita said...

Shut up!

Anonymous said...

UberFacts Verified account ‏@UberFacts
Research has shown that Americans who saw 2004's "The Day After Tomorrow" were moved to agree that climate change is a real issue.

ha!

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Anonymous said...

Bader Aljarbou ‏@BaderJr 4h4 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal will be nominated for an oscar after his role in Nocturnal Animals. Also I can't forget @TOMFORD , exceptional direction!!!!

alice ‏@AliceGiuliano 4h4 hours ago
10/10 in love with Jake Gyllenhaal & Amy Adams

Spooky Mulder ‏@sparkywind 5h5 hours ago
Nocturnal Animals is a really sad movie. Wasn't expecting anything different but still...damn. Jake Gyllenhaal and Amy Adams are perf tho.

Adam Feeley ‏@MrFeeley 5h5 hours ago
I know I have a man crush/bromance with Jake Gyllenhaal & to me he is the best actor, but 'Nocturnal Animals' is a great drama.

wakeen feenicks ‏@CadeMurphy 6h6 hours ago
Nocturnal Animals - 10/10 must fucking see Jake Gyllenhaal gives an astronomical performance

Drew Pendleton ‏@drew_pendleton 10h10 hours ago
Tom Ford elegantly ramps up the tension, the techs are Oscar-caliber and Amy Adams, Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Shannon are phenomenal.

Rob_Velazquez ‏@30MINBOYFRIEND 11h11 hours ago
Nocturnal animals is a masterpiece. A tragic and beautifully told story. Why hasn't Jake Gyllenhaal won an Oscar yet?

Jake said...

Whatever makes you feel free. ...
That's what I'm into, particularly nowadays.

Jake said...

What husband?
What kids?

Anonymous said...
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December 7 said...

Austin and Chloe in Washington, DC videos:

Austin recording #JustGetCovered PSA
Austin, Chloe and Patrick Baker outside the White House
Austin and Chloe in the car, passing by Washington Monument
Next morning at Washington airport, leaving for LA

Mary Fajita Cuntita said...

Shut up!

Anonymous said...

Cory ‏@twigvicious 2h2 hours ago
And Amy Adams and Jake Gyllenhaal...I have no words. Such a great movie. #NocturnalAnimals

tonight said...

The Walking Dead AMC ‏@WalkingDead_AMC 46m46 minutes ago
Get ready to tweet with @Austinnichols TONIGHT at 9|8c during the #TWD Mid-Season Finale.

gabi ‏@gillieswood 19m19 minutes ago
getting my questions ready for @AustinNichols' live tweeting tonight 😻 #TWD

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Pee Gee is batshit crazy :)

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 5h5 hours ago
This was a fun post to put together. Why Narnia D. thinks that WashDC trip of GG's was not all it appeared. https://narniadispatches.blogspot.com/2016/12/mr-austin-nichols-goes-to-washington-or.html

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 5h5 hours ago
We thank that Instagram commenter for sending up the flag that he did. Can't tell you how many gold nuggets you can find in comment sections

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 5h5 hours ago
And this is why we continue OMG's path. To try and educate folks on things to watch for with the lies of the deep HW closet.

Pee Gee said...

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2016

Mr. [Austin] Nichols Goes to Washington! Or Did He?

Usually when a trip is taken and shared with friends and family via social media, personal text messages, or a photo album, we may caption that pictorial representation with a humorous comment or simple a label of identification like, "Mt. Rushmore". And since we were actually present, the chances are that the label would be correct. Meaning, we don't caption a photo of the Grand Tetons with "the Smoky Mountains" because you know where you were.

So if one were to go to Washington D.C., the national monuments and iconic buildings are easily identifiable: Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial, the United States Capitol, Thomas Jefferson Memorial, the National Mall, the White House...

For instance, this is the White House. (photo)

One should know when one is in the White House, correct?
Unless you are Austin's beard, Chloe Bennet, I guess.

Photo of Austin and Chloe in Washington, D.C.

Bennet "forgot" she was across the street at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. Notice the innocent comment in the middle of the thread by Mr. @danielfeeney1138 with the correction: "Eisenhower Executive Office Building really. The house is across West Executive Ave."

Looks like Austin wanted to place himself in Washington D.C. with Bennet the latter part of this week. And why would that be? Could one of the reasons involve Jake's movie, Nocturnal Animals which opened in wide release on Friday, Dec. 9?

Then there's the geographical matter of Jake being announced to appear on Good Morning, America in New York City the morning of Friday, Dec 9. Instead GMA tweets about guests Ryan Gosling and Brett Eldridge on their show that morning.

Where was Jake? He was heard on IHeartRadio being interviewed via phone with Ryan Seacrest.

So Austin was not the only one misrepresenting his location this past week. Jake was as well. Looks like non-disclosure agreements and image rights contractual clauses were in full enforcement.

Posted by prairiegirl

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

prairiegirl said...
And I can tell you the first thing the naysayer is going to point out and that is that there are "other pictures!" to prove otherwise.

And there was hinkiness with the rest of that DC photo album. When you couple the subtle "hinkies" with a gaffe like this, that's all I need.

Austin never was in Washington DC this week.

Sunday, December 11, 2016 at 11:09:00 AM CST

facepalm x 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 said...

So prairiegirl used photo of AUSTIN AND CHLOE IN WASHINGTON as argument that Austin wasn't in Washington with Chloe.

How can anyone be so stupid ???????

Anonymous said...

poor PG, LOL

Anonymous said...

Stchd ‏@STCHDlife 60m60 minutes ago
@AustinNichols Yes, Spencer is a douche. But you made him a hot douche! #ByeSpencer #TheWalkingDead

ay!

Entertainment Weekly said...

The Walking Dead: Austin Nichols on Spencer's big moment

Anonymous said...

The Phenomenal One ‏@MovieSpoilerPod 1h1 hour ago
Whose dick does Jake Gyllenhaal has to suck to get nominated? Has he become the new Leonardo DiCaprio? I mean seriously #CriticsChoiceAwards

+ 1

Anonymous said...

Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 2h 2 hours ago
Had such a fun night shooting the third installment of Magic Mike. Or the Talking Dead, same thing. https://www.instagram.com/p/BN6PGUoA3sC/


awwwwwwwwww

IMDb said...

Austin Nichols as Spencer Monroe

The Walking Dead (TV Series) 2015-2016
- Hearts Still Beating (2016) ... Spencer Monroe
- Sing Me a Song (2016) ... Spencer Monroe
- Swear (2016) ... Spencer Monroe (credit only)
- Go Getters (2016) ... Spencer Monroe (credit only)
- Service (2016) ... Spencer Monroe
Show all 27 episodes

Anonymous said...

Skinny Carter ‏@skinny_carter 6h6 hours ago
Before she married their dad, Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal's mom was married to Eric Foner -- whaaa

Naomi Foner
Born: Naomi Achs, March 4, 1946
Naomi Gyllenhaal's first husband was Eric Foner, an historian and Columbia University professor

Austin and Chloe in the White House said...

Pee Gee,
what happened to your "Austin must beard because Jake wants Oscar" nonsense? LMAO :))

prairiegirl said...
I can honestly say I have never been more embarrassed and thoroughly disgusted by Austin's behavior than I was today. Today, I very well could have wished Jake to be done with him and kick him out to the curb. Surely there is someone else out there who wouldn't pin Jake into the closet like Austin has.

I blame Austin now for nearly all of the mess. I think Ted was right. Grey Goose is the one who told Toothy they could have it all.

And where it shows is in the proactive enthusiasm that Austin gives to his bearding. He enjoys jerking people around, enjoys the lying, and when he's done for the day, he's done and moves along.

He's the one to blame for this deep closet. ...

Thursday, December 8, 2016 at 9:44:00 PM CST

Anonymous said...

Bad, bad Austin!

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal ‏@jbbgyllenhaal 2m2 minutes ago
Sadly, no Golden Globes nomination for Jake but 'Nocturnal Animals' got several nominations, look the list here http://bit.ly/2hltwkA

Damn.

Anonymous said...

kayla RHEE ‏@rainbowyeun 5h5 hours ago
remember when I met @AustinNichols and he said "fuck" like 24 times within 5 minutes yUM

LOL

How we made Donnie Darko said...

Jake Gyllenhaal, actor

I was frantically running around Los Angeles, doing loads of auditions. I remember pulling over to the side of the road to finish reading Richard’s script and being mesmerised. It was clearly influenced by classic directors – Ron Howard, Steven Spielberg – but with this strange psychosis. It beautifully captured the experience of moving into adulthood: the world that felt so solid becoming moveable and liquid. I thought, “This is what my adolescence felt like,” although I don’t speak, and have never spoken to, rabbits.

Richard gave me a lot of room. The voice Donnie uses when he’s talking to Frank, the demonic bunny rabbit, was my choice. As well as being this trippy figure, Frank is Donnie’s only friend, almost like a comfort blanket. So the voice is how a child would talk to his blanket.

It was my idea to have my real-life sister, Maggie, play my sister in the film. We were going through a competitive phase, which fed into the dinner-table scenes, where she tells me: “You can go suck a fuck.” Maggie was the reason I got into acting and is the more formidable of us. Yet I was the one who started my professional career first. Imagine being in a movie with your obnoxious little brother as the lead.

The film took a long time to be found. It started in the UK. I’d just finished a play in London and started doing press for Donnie Darko. The response was so different compared with back home: Brits seem to appreciate that, if you have something special, it doesn’t have to be perfect. They acted like they’d found a kindred spirit.

It wasn’t a conventional adulthood film in the American Pie way. Donnie talks about jerking off, but that’s only a part of it. His psychological journey is what’s important. That’s why it’s had this lasting power. Anything psychological has a slower – but ultimately longer – burn.

The 4K restoration of Donnie Darko is at the BFI, London, 17-30 December and nationwide from 23 December. Details: bfi.org.uk

Anonymous said...

YAY for brand new Donnie Darko in cinemas!

GG said...

Jenny ‏@madthinksyo 15m15 minutes ago
I'm gonna boycott the Golden Globes because Jake Gyllenhaal didn't get a nom. He is the best actor right now by a landslide, come on guys.

Nikki Yee ✊ ‏@nikkiyeefosho 20m20 minutes ago
Also I just wanted to say that Jake Gyllenhaal is one of the best actors alive and is consistently robbed of nominations. Who did he hurt?

e ‏@tropicoblues 37m37 minutes ago
jake gyllenhaal stays getting snubbed at award shows i'm tired of it

Sawyer ‏@tomsawyerf 1h1 hour ago
How Jake Gyllenhaal didn't get nominated for a Golden Globe is beyond me.

angela ‏@captaindeadpooI 2h2 hours ago
leonardo dicaprio broke the curse and now it's found a new host in jake gyllenhaal

carol ‏@capbbarnes 2h2 hours ago
ok but where is jake gyllenhaal's nomination ??? @goldenglobes

Kavitha ‏@bruno_chris_23 2h2 hours ago
was nocturnal animals like completely ignored?! why is jake gyllenhaal never recognised?! he is literally the best actor!!!

one day soon ...

Oklahoma said...

June Pictures ‏@june_pics 9h 9 hours ago
That's a wrap on #WILDLIFE! Our biggest of thanks to the talented Paul Dano, Carey Mulligan, Jake Gyllenhaal and our crew. #JunePictures

TWD said...

πŸ’– ✨Jess Hughes ✨ πŸ’– ‏@JessHughes93 21m21 minutes ago
@AustinNichols Great job with Spencer. Even though I hated him at the end there, you did a fantastic job playing him! #RIPSpencer

Walking Dead SAfrica ‏@TWDSAfrica 1h1 hour ago
@AustinNichols
Sorry to see you go...

Elias Stebbins ‏@team_stebbins 3h3 hours ago
@AustinNichols thanks for your fantastic work on walking dead!

video said...

The Black List Verified account ‏@theblcklst 14h14 hours ago
Star of DONNIE DARKO, JARHEAD, ZODIAC, END OF WATCH, PRISONERS, ENEMY, NIGHTCRAWLER, and @NOCTURNALANIMALS, Jake Gyllenhaal #BlackList2016

Anonymous said...

Billy ‏@billyjolie 21h21 hours ago
Gyllenhaal snubbed by the Globes. No surprise.

Denise ♢ ‏@DeniseAnnaa 16h16 hours ago
And once again in award season I have to be upset that Jake Gyllenhaal was snubbed. Uncool, Golden Globes. Uncool.

Jake must be at least a bit disappointed but it's great to see that people appreciate his work .

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Anonymous said...

So prairiegirl used photo of AUSTIN AND CHLOE IN WASHINGTON as argument that Austin wasn't in Washington with Chloe. How can anyone be so stupid ???????

Another EPIC FAIL :))

IHJ said...

Jake Gyllenhaal ‏@JakeG_Online Dec 11
Gallery Update: Magazine Scans (http://bit.ly/2hdawUW )


Anonymous said...


Jake: And I have a secret.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Annaleigh Ashford to Bring Sunday in the Park to Broadway said...

Ambassador Theatre Group has announced that a revival of Sunday in the Park With George, starring Academy Award nominee Jake Gyllenhaal (Constellations) and Tony Award winner Annaleigh Ashford (You Can't Take It With You), will reopen the historic Hudson Theatre on Broadway this winter for a strictly limited 10-week engagement.

Performances are set to begin February 11, 2017, ahead of a Thursday, February 23 opening, and will play through April 23. The Broadway mounting follows the October concert performances at New York City Center, starring Gyllenhaal as Georges Seurat and Ashford as Dot.

Jake loves New York and Broadway :)

Jake in LA said...

journeyofastar 1d ago
Location: Downtown Los Angeles

You're feeling kind of bummed. It's your last night in LA. You're at fancy (vegan) restaurant. You order yourself a nice cocktail. You turn to see Jake Gyllenhaal sitting directly behind you. It's magic! Haha. Definitely not a bad way to end my last night here. (No I didn't ask for a pic or autograph).
#LA #MelroseAve #CrossRoads #VeganRestaurant #CelebritySiting #VeganCelebrity #JakeGyllenhaal
https://www.instagram.com/p/BN6ZFE2BR-p/

Anonymous said...

Hudson Theatre ‏@hudsonbway 14h14 hours ago
Follow @SundayBroadway for even more #SundayintheParkwithGeorge!

Mary Fajita Cuntita said...

Jake in LA

A-ha!!!

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Anonymous said...

Cuntita,
why aren't you happy about Jake being in LA?!?

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