Friday, 30 December 2016

Reality vs. Fan fiction 33


>> Throwback Wednesday
> Austin and Chloe in New York City on October 21, 2014

>> Chloe Bennet posted on January 16, 2017: Save a horse, ride a (VERY SERIOUS) cowboy. Lol. #mcm · Instagram photo

>> Austin Nichols, Chloe Bennet and their fur babies · January 14, 2017 · Instagram story Part 2
>> Jake Gyllenhaal flying from Los Angeles to New York on January 14, 2017 · tweet

>> Tin Hat Friday #prairiegirl #OMG #therearenowords · tweet

>> Throwback Friday > Chloe Bennet sings for Austin Nichols · Video from January 5, 2014

Meet my friend Britney @chloebennet4 anybody looking for an impersonator? ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™ˆ

A video posted by Sara Dinkin (@fancyhipster) on



>> Bates Motel

> Confirmation: ‘Bates Motel’: ‘The Walking Dead’s Austin Nichols To Recur on Season 5

> Austin Nichols posted on January 9, 2017: "Checking in..."

> 'Bates Motel' reminder
ChefB: "Ran into Austin Nichols on the #BatesMotel set say what??? Love him on #OneTreeHill and #TheWalkingDead @yvrshoots @WhatsFilming" · September 26, 2016 · tweet

>> Jake Gyllenhaal presenting at the 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards, January 8, 2017 · audience photos · Jake presenting video · Jake presenting photos · behind the scenes

>> Throwback Sunday > Austin Nichols posted on January 10, 2016: #goldenglobewinner · Instagram photo

>> January 6, 2017 > Jake Gyllenhaal and Greta Caruso on the beach in St Barts

>> Chloe Bennet: He might be more committed to his broken glasses than me. I mean, most likely not it but it's a tight race. · January 5, 2017 · Instagram photo

>> January 4, 2017 > Jake Gyllenhaal and Greta Caruso on the beach in St Barts

>> Throwback Toothy Tile Wednesday

Posted by Gardena on 24-11-2016:
Anyone remember the Toothy Tile blind item from about 10 years ago? Some nutters took it too far and Jake Gyllenhaal ended up with 5 or 6 hidden children too. There is obviously a market for basement babies.

Posted by amelia99:
I remember it but I never found out who Toothy Tile was. I must have missed the "reveal." Must have missed lots as I don't know why it would involve hidden kids.

Posted by Gardena:
There never was a reveal but "everyone" eventually believed it to be Jake (with actor Austin Nichols cast in the role of Grey Goose). The crazy concentrated itself mostly in two places. Here http://waitingfortoothy-part2.blogspot.de/ and here http://ohmygodot.blogspot.de/

The first group gave up way earlier and proceeded to make fun of the second blog. The second blog fell apart when Austin got a serious public girlfriend they couldn't talk away.

The first kid came from one of Ted Casablanca's Toothy blind items, something about "swirling juices" (that really was the language used).

'Larries and other tinhats' on forums.digitalspy.co.uk · capture

>> Austin and Chloe back in Los Angeles · January 2, 2017

>> Jake Gyllenhaal, Greta Caruso and Jon Bon Jovi in St Barts on January 1, 2017 · more photos

>> Jake Gyllenhaal and Greta Caruso jogging in St. Barts on December 31, 2016 · more photos

>> Austin, Chloe and friends in Texas > New Year's celebration
> Videos from December 31, 2016 & January 1, 2017

> More Instagram story videos: Happy Austin #terrace · Everybody dance! · Make a wish · With Austin's sister and brother in law

> Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet are winning · Instagram video

> Austin has the moves! · Instagram video


>> Austin, Chloe and friends > Holidays in Texas

> Dinner with friends · December 30, 2016 · source

> Cooking dinner with friends - Busy kitchen in Austin, TX · December 30, 2016 · Instagram story by Chloe Bennet: Instagram video Part 1 · Instagram video Part 2 · Instagram video Part 3 · Instagram video Part 4 · Instagram video Part 5

> 'Happy New Year' video recorded in Austin's Austin, TX house.
Chloe posted the same video: "This took 8 takes and 3/4ths of my soul to make. @shawski @austinnichols @brabrabre @emmyapeck"

> AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols · December 30, 2016
#MannequinChallenge #RondaVsNunes #ufc Happy New Year · tweet

#mannequinchallenge #ufc #rousey Happy New Year

A video posted by Austin Nichols (@austinnichols) on


>> Jake - St Barts vacation with Greta

>> Jake Gyllenhaal Goes Shirtless in St. Barts, Takes a Surfing Lesson with Greta Caruso #JustJared

>> Jake Gyllenhaal with a mystery man on the beach in St Barts · December 29, 2016 · more photos

>> Throwback Friday
> Jake Gyllenhaal, Greta Caruso aka Mystery Woman and Chris Fischer in New York City in 2006 · more photos

>> prairiegirl aka @GoosesTile is so important and influential that Jake G's Management tapped her phone ... LOL, only in her dreams! PG was caught in an especially stupid lie. More details in comments. · PG's tweets · PG's insane lies

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Jackie said...

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Austin who? said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 29 - Jake With A Mystery Man On The Beach In St Barts

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Crazy Cuntita melting like crazy today :)

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h10 hours ago
Grey Goose left his intelligence, his spine and his degree on a doorstep somewhere back in 2006.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h10 hours ago
Grey Goose needs to Fast Forward through all the het nonsense and follow through. Put a ring on it, go thru the engagement, the marriage

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h10 hours ago
GG also needs to get a backbone and start documenting this on his Facebook and Instagram as well. Quit making everyone else do it

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h10 hours ago
๐Ÿ˜ the funniest thing is that while they perform the daily puppet show, Mgmnt trotting out Greta C. again only backfired

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h10 hours ago
More and more folks from all over the world found our Mystery Woman post and still are. Smh

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h10 hours ago
@Beard_Club @DailyMailCeleb Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet just performed this holiday stunt as well.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
@Beard_Club @DailyMailCeleb Not there now but they went to the Bahamas. Jake & Greta Caruso to Closet Island, St Bart's

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 4h4 hours ago
Surfing lesson? Tooth? LOL!! Mgmnt is trying to #rewritehistory What about those photos of Jake in Hawaii in 2005? Out on the surfboard?

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 4h4 hours ago
This is just getting so comical now. Between Toothy and Grey Goose, they are really cranking that clown car. Watch it go. LOL

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 2m2 minutes ago
Oh man, those pics are not good. Leave the beach photos to the 20 year olds, boys. #yikes #ToothyTile #greygoose

hmmmm said...

PG,

why did you delete this tweet?

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 41m41 minutes ago
Not only did he do a whole shoot with the board in 2005, but Tooth has been married to a guy who rode a board on a TV show.


Your other tweets are as stupid as that one.

St Barts said...

Jake is all smiles around mystery man, awwwwwwwwww

Fingers crossed!

Austin, TX said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 6h 6 hours ago
#MannequinChallenge #RondaVsNunes #ufc Happy New Year


COOL video!

Anonymous said...
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same video said...

austin nichols 7h ago
#mannequinchallenge #ufc #rousey Happy New Year


chloe bennet 7h ago Location: Austin, Texas
This took 8 takes and 3/4ths of my soul to make. @shawski @austinnichols @brabrabre @emmyapeck


Love Austin's kitchen! :)

Just Jared said...

Jake Gyllenhaal is continuing his fun vacation with longtime best friend Greta Caruso and they were spotted going for a surfing lesson together! The 36-year-old actor was seen going shirtless while hitting the waves with Greta on Thursday (December 29) in St. Barts.

Jake Gyllenhaal Goes Shirtless in St. Barts, Takes a Surfing Lesson with Greta Caruso

St. Barts said...

Not just Jake, everyone would be happy to take surfing lessons from such cute teacher

Mary Fajita Cuntita said...

Shut up!

Anonymous said...

https://www.instagram.com/gretacaruso/
This Account is Private

Bad Greta!!

Austin, TX said...

Dinner with friends:
video part 1
video part 2
video part 3
video part 4
video part 5

Austin, Chloe, Ivan and friends love cooking :)
Arthur, Wally and Bonny approve.
Instagram stories from December 30

^^ said...

Dinner is served!

Anonymous said...

Chloe looks proud :)

Anonymous said...

Awwww...what happened at OMG? I really miss seeing SpecialK's J&A-themed Holiday Gift Guide. Very creative.

RIP George Michael. My fave song of his will always be "Father Figure". :(

Anonymous said...

James ‏@JMSGDLL 3h3 hours ago
Finally watched #NocturnalAnimals, fantastic film. Jake Gyllenhaal really is the man, and @TOMFORD's cinematography is stunning!

Anonymous said...

Awwww...what happened at OMG?

For a long time PG was the only one commenting on OMG.
Then PG decided to work on her own blog and stopped posting on OMG.
So Special K decided to quit pretending that she believes J/A fiction.

Anonymous said...

George Michael - Jesus to a Child

"The song was a melancholy tribute to Michael's Brazilian lover Anselmo Feleppa, whom he met when performing in Rio de Janeiro in 1991. Feleppa died two years later from an AIDS-related brain haemorrhage. Michael had been unable to write for the next 18 months as a consequence of his grief, but then penned the words to "Jesus to a Child" in little more than an hour, indicating that the time was right to move on with his life. The song is written with a rhythm and harmony that is influenced by the Brazilian bossa nova style.

The exact identity of the song's subject — and the nature of their relationship — was cause for a certain amount of innuendo at the time, as Michael had not confirmed his homosexuality and did not do so until 1998. Until his death on Christmas Day 2016, [5] Michael would consistently dedicate the song to Feleppa before performing it live."

Anonymous said...

Best bathroom surprise ever

LOL

๐ŸŽ‰ ❤️ ☀️ said...


Happy New Year!

New Year in St. Barts said...

Jake Gyllenhaal puts his buff arms on display for his final workout of the year during a jog along the beach on Saturday (December 31) in St. Barts.

The 36-year-old actor is on a New Year’s vacation with his longtime friend Greta Caruso, who joined him for the workout that afternoon.

http://www.justjared.com/2016/12/31/jake-gyllenhaal-muscles-up-for-new-years-eve-beach-jog/

Anonymous said...

Was this Jake's first New Year's Eve away from mother and sister?

Meanwhile In Texas ... said...

Austin bragging about his dick size :)

nice view said...

Happy Austin!
Austin, Chloe, Ivan and friends taking a break on Austin's house terrace


December 31, 2016

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Austin and Chloe in Texas, Jake and Greta in St. Barts.
Yep, Cuntita is melting like crazy :)

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
2017 has arrived, what will it hold? One thing's for sure. Tooth and his man Grey Goose are still very much together w/the brood. ๐Ÿ‘จ‍❤️‍๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
I mean, the smoke & mirrors, shenanigans, & bearding antics were at an all time high since TGiving. And for what? Like anything's changed?

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
Fascinating to watch how social media is used by celebs, deeply closeted ones in particular, at holiday time. Birthdays. Anniversaries.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
The picture that Grey Goose is painting: the beard's family came in to Austin TX for Christmas. And Shawski & Co. came in for New Year's

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
100's of InstaStories, 100's of Instagrams, all covering Christmas & NY's. But who is missing from all their vids? Austin's family.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
His family who actually lives down there in Austin TX where they're all at. But his father, sister, bro in law, nieces, nephew...MIA

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
So GG's people shipped in folks from IL & California to be "with him" in Austin TX for the holiday. But the Nichols' family not invited?

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
Does the beard not get along with GG's side of the family? Does Shawski not get along with the Nichols family? Jus' wonderin', buddy.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
Oh well, the two big days are over now. NY Eve and Christmas. And GG, the beard, shawski etc never included his side of the family

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
Why didn't GG, the beard, her family & shawki and kennel just celebrate in CA? You have to wonder, don't you? #miscues

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
These past several weeks have provided nothing but damage control and rewritten history for Tooth & Grey Goose.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
The discovery of #Congras and the new Baby Tile last Dec. and the SXSW2016 pic of them together that wasn't supposed to happen.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
That cannot be undone. GG & the beard can Insta Story 10k more times for the next several years. You can't undo 14 years of history.

^^ said...

So fucking stupid. #facepalm

Anonymous said...

http://www.justjared.com/2017/01/01/jake-gyllenhaal-goes-shirtless-for-a-dip-in-the-ocean/

It’s a good start to a new year when Jake Gyllenhaal goes shirtless at the beach.

The 36-year-old actor and his friend Greta Caruso spent the day hanging out at the beach with pal Jon Bon Jovi and his family on Sunday (January 1) in St. Barts.

Jake, Greta and Jon Bon Jovi

Jake, Jon Bon Jovi

Jake and Greta

Anonymous said...

Friends in high places :)

caught again! said...

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
100's of InstaStories, 100's of Instagrams, all covering Christmas & NY's. But who is missing from all their vids? Austin's family.


PG desperately trying to avoid the real subject - husbands with 6 kids never being anywhere near each other.
And lying like she always lies.
Austin's sister Ashley and husband with Austin, Chloe, Ivan and the rest of the gang video.

slash fiction said...

Cuntita is batshit crazy :)

prairiegirl said...
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I'm waiting to see what new color of swimming board shorts Jake will trot out tomorrow and what style/color swimsuit "platonic pal" Greta Caruso will model. The expense budget for this big photo op must have been one of Jake's more expensive ones. No wonder he wore that Nike tank on the jog outing yesterday. They're partially self-funding. At least Austin's Christmas/New Year's bearding project has been contained to a low budget affair. :-)

No doubt, the two men are cuddled up in their St Bart's vacay lovenest, comparing notes over how this past holiday has been unlike any they've spent for quite awhile. The guest list overflowing and the tab in need of a hefty credit card.
Sunday, January 1, 2017 at 10:20:00 PM CST

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Kerry ‏@xxx_kerry_xxx 9h9 hours ago
@popatic only just cn u wer answrn London, dont supose Austin Nichols will bring his gf Chloe Bennett to WSC? Gotta love Agents Of Shield

Fingers crossed!

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alina ‏@glossyfilm 17h17 hours ago
natalie portman, viola davis & jake gyllenhaal are all gonna win Oscars this year, i will be retweeting this on the 26th of february.

Anonymous said...

anikan skywalker ☃️ ‏@AnikaKazi 8h8 hours ago
2017 prediction: jake gyllenhaal will win an oscar finally

Anonymous said...

Bon Jovi Stalkerblog ‏@BJStalkerblog 11h11 hours ago
Jon runs into Jake Gyllenhaal and Cindy Crawford while in St Barth - 1st January 2017

Anonymous said...

'SXSW2016 pic of them together that wasn't supposed to happen.'

She's crazy, no site has noticed that Austin was there. Not even Ted C paid attention when Austin was in Berlin with Jake. People moved from 2006, PG!

Anonymous said...

And, according to PG, who took and posted on Internet that 'SXSW2016 pic of them together that wasn't supposed to happen'?
Girl paid by Management!
LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

MartinRiggsMullet ‏@MartinRiggsHair 11h11 hours ago
Never liked Donnie Darko, still don't but man, Gyllenhaal acted his ass off in Southpaw. Maybe I should rewatch Darko w/ fresh eyes

December 28, 2016 said...

Jake Gyllenhaal Escapes to St. Barts For a Quick Vacation With Longtime Pal Greta Caruso

Even though 2016 hasn't been the best year, Jake Gyllenhaal is here to make it all better. The Nocturnal Animals star is currently vacationing in St. Barts, and on Tuesday, he was spotted hitting the beach with longtime pal Greta Caruso. Jake went shirtless in black and yellow trunks and went for a swim in the ocean with Greta, who appeared to be having a blast. While we are still a few days away from ringing in the New Year, Jake already has plenty to celebrate. Not only did Nocturnal Animals score a handful of Golden Globe nods, but it was also nominated for a SAG Award.

http://www.popsugar.com/celebrity/Jake-Gyllenhaal-Shirtless-St-Barts-Pictures-Dec-2016-42896831#photo-42896831

Anonymous said...

No one is complaining about Jake being single ...

Jake said...

Shit. I'm old.

Anonymous said...

slaying mantis ‏@NerdEfiko · 24 Dec 2016
Watching Nocturnal Animals and damn, Jake Gyllenhaal is really one of the greatest living actors.

Anonymous said...

Weva Blanket ‏@WevaBlanket · 1h1 hour ago
According to Buzzfeed quizzes in 2017 I will not get engaged, break up w/ someone, travel, have a baby, & have sex with Jake Gyllenhaal

LOL

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

PG loves proving she's an idiot :)

prairiegirl said...
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Then there was Jake & Speed Dial. The headlines started out how they were just "platonic, longtime pals", vacationing together for New Year's. And look at how it ended - popping necks, slathering Coppertone all over each other (someone might want to tell them that nowadays sunscreen comes in a very convenient spray can), pulling down swimsuits, pulling up board shorts, all captured in something like 14 pages of photos on IHJ. ;-)

It was already looking way OTT as NY's came along, but by this morning when some of the photos came out with the Nick Jr. level of PDA, it became clear that this was way more than just about trying to counteract SXSW or the #Congras discovery.
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Shame on Jon. Shame on his wife. And most of all, shame on Greta Caruso. Shame on her because she knows Jake is married. She knows he and Austin have a family, a very young family with children as little as 1 year old. And there she is doing a "are they or aren't they?" clown car show. What was this worth to her? Publicity? Money? How much did Jake pay her? What kind of bonus check did Bennet get for sticking party horns up her nose?

And today, it's radio silence. Pretty much says alot, doesn't it?
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Anonymous said...

And today, it's radio silence. Pretty much says alot, doesn't it?

How can anyone be so stupid and shameless???

London said...

Freddie Highmore BRA ‏@HighmoreBRA 13h13 hours ago Translate from Portuguese
Se os boatos de que o Austin Nichols se juntou ao elenco de Bates Motel na Season 5 forem verdadeiros, serรฃo 3 membros de BM na #WSCLondon!

If rumors that Austin Nichols has joined the cast of Bates Motel in Season 5 are true, they will be 3 BM members at #WSCLondon!

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Anonymous said...

Erica ‏@LITTLE_E78 21h21 hours ago
@AustinNichols binge watchin #OTH love this show I can watch a million times u were way better for broke than Lucas ewe

:)

Anonymous said...

brianna cabello ‏@briannacabello1 3h3 hours ago
Honestly any movie with jake gyllenhaal is a 10/10

ENTY Blind Items Revealed #6 said...

September 22, 2016

There is an almost network show that has been on forever. The lead actor on the show was out to dinner with some members of his church. Apparently the discussion was mainly about the upcoming election and if there was any hope of getting rid of gay marriages. The actor then went on a rant about how he is sick of questions about whether his character is gay and that he would never be supportive of his character being gay because our actor does not want kids to think being gay is normal. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, but the fandom is basically based on this, so probably not something they wanted to hear.

Jensen Ackles/Supernatural

Mary Fajita Cuntita said...

Shut up!

Anonymous said...

Ooops, PG is running out of gays for her fiction, LOL

Anonymous said...

don mata ‏@thiccaffleck 25 Dec 2016
Nocturnal Animals is arguably the best movie of 2016. Jake Gyllenhaal's versatility owned me. Amy Adams? Extraordinary.

Anonymous said...

#1 Marchand Fan ‏@smithpeIIy 22m22 minutes ago
is jake gyllenhaal gay?

Anonymous said...

Shame on Jon. Shame on his wife.

Shame on Jon Bon Jovi????? What kind of an imbecile is PG? Now Jon Bon Jovi and his family work for Jake? The whole industry works for Jake except AMPAS? PG trumps Trump in terms of idiocy and cretinism.

Anonymous said...

Duh!

Anonymous said...

Poor Cuntita bursting a blood vessel over Jake being visible during holidays :)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

MONDAY, JANUARY 2, 2017
A Weather Update on the Jaustin Perfect Storm (i.e. Jake Gyllenhaal & Austin Nichols)
...
In the wake of this Hollywood style synchronized sh*tstorm, the question remains: What could have caused the timing of this severe turbulence? Certainly not global "warming," right? No, no, Mother Nature does not seem to be behind the climatic activity of such gyrating patterns.

Could the timing and force behind these unprecedented tandem antics be the ballot submissions due soon for the BAFTA and Oscar voting? There's no doubt that Jake is obsessed with being nominated, just by looking at his twitter feed over the last several years.
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These kinds of tweets are routine on Jake's social media search. In fact, the messaging is a daily, steady occurrence and has been for several years. Combined with the last few weeks of a simultaneous, over-the-top, heterosexual-push for both men, and the approach of final voting submissions for the BAFTA - due on January 3, 2017, and the Academy Award nominations - due January 13, 2017, it is not beyond the realm or the audacity of Jake's management team to make a strategic investment in their client at an opportune time.

Here's a hint for Mgmnt to consider in the future. Next time, try directing some funds used for those ridiculously priced panda shorts to buy your client a discount pass to a tanning salon. That way the farce might at least look more believable. Because after basking in the sunny climes of St. Barts, those bare-skinned pictures released today (after six days of outdoor cavorting about) shouldn't require the viewer to have to wear high-performance dark glasses to avoid the glare of milky white skin.

Then again, maybe Jake was only in St. Barts for a one-day excursion, short and sweet, with enough wardrobe changes and pap pics to make the unsuspecting public think he's been spending his entire post-Christmas break with his "platonic" bestie, Greta. Could be this "storm" was like a microburst "hazing" to gain admission once again into Club Oscar. Looks like we'll need to wait until Jan. 10 for BAFTA nominations and Jan. 24 for the Oscar announcements to see if the efforts made over the past several weeks were worth the while to be considered for one or both of these honors.

Posted by prairiegirl at 17:46

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

prairiegirl said...
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This was about campaigning and showing that you're willing to do whatever it takes, that you'll do whatever is required of you to be accepted.

And it takes having watched these guys for the last how many years to see that they had really ramped it up further than they had for awhile. And Austin was dancing his dance for who? For Jake. Certainly not for himself because he has nothing to promote right now. I think he did it mostly for Jake. I guess Jake just wants to add another nomination (win) to his resume so badly, he was willing to really sell out this time.
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Monday, January 2, 2017 at 8:06:00 PM CST


prairiegirl said...
Well, the stunting over the holidays sure stopped abruptly, didn't it? Another sign of manufactured fakery at its best. Looking at those hundreds of pics again, it is glaringly obvious that Jake was hardly out in the sun during this so-called "fun vacation". Not a hint of reddened skin even though we are led to believe he was out there on the water, swimming, taking surfing lessons, standing around drinking, partaking in mutual sunscreen application, etc. Oh yes. PR obviously definitely wants us to think Jake was in the sun for six days straight. That's why there was even a change in swimming attire half way through. Just a little thing, but done to make the viewers think he was "vacationing" longer than he was. The curious thing is that somehow his skin remains lily white throughout each outing. Never tans. It really is hard to believe these people are professionals. Ever hear of continuity errors.

I also want to remind everyone that both Sunday and Monday were SAG holidays. No way were Jake or Austin going to violate the terms of that agreement. So the leaking of more photos during those two days is also another sign of just more smoke and mirrors to prolong the deception and make it seem like shirtless Jake was just having some extended "private" fun in the sun and sand. I mean, we all know how how he works. *rolls eyes*

Okay. *slaps hand together* Jake's been seen near a woman, skin exposed and for more than five minutes. Bring on those nominations.

Tuesday, January 3, 2017 at 9:43:00 AM CST

Anonymous said...

And Austin was dancing his dance for who? For Jake.
Certainly not for himself because he has nothing to promote right now.


LOL!
Austin was dancing for his Darlin Chloe #DUH

Anonymous said...

prairiegirl said...
Well, the stunting over the holidays sure stopped abruptly, didn't it? Another sign of manufactured fakery at its best.


What a moron, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Melissa Briana ‏@melissaabrianaa 10h10 hours ago
Hope we get a new @EyeCon3000 #ReturnToTreeHill announcement soon for May!! (Fingers crossed @AustinNichols will join ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป)

Anonymous said...

Jake was in St. Barts to get a Bafta nomination? Take notes Hollywood actors, just go to a beach nomination will come.
Yet there's no explanation why jake having all of Hollywood working for him, he wasn't nominated for Nightcrawler!
It's so stupid!

oops! said...

DS Forums

Larries and other tinhats

24-11-2016

Posted by Salcy
You'd better be quick-you have the Cumberbaby, Cheryl's potential baby and a load of Supernatural babies, not to mention 3 Robsten kids that no one has ever seen to get casting for. They can't keep them hidden in the basement or wherever they are supposed to be forever

Posted by Gardena
Anyone remember the Toothy Tile blind item from about 10 years ago? Some nutters took it too far and Jake Gyllenhaal ended up with 5 or 6 hidden children too. There is obviously a market for basement babies .

Posted by amelia99
I remember it but I never found out who Toothy Tile was. I must have missed the "reveal." Must have missed lots as I don't know why it would involve hidden kids.

Posted by Gardena
There never was a reveal but "everyone" eventually believed it to be Jake (with actor Austin Nichols cast in the role of Grey Goose) . The crazy concentrated itself mostly in two places .
Here http://waitingfortoothy-part2.blogspot.de/ and here http://ohmygodot.blogspot.de/

The first group gave up way earlier and proceeded to make fun of the second blog . The second blog fell apart when Austin got a serious public girlfriend they couldn't talk away .

The first kid came from one of Ted Casablanca's Toothy blind items , something about "swirling juices" (that really was the language used) .

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2189569&page=4

PG said...

he wasn't nominated for Nightcrawler

That's because Austin didn't beard hard enough!

Anonymous said...

'That's because Austin didn't beard hard enough!'
Austin, where's the sextape with Chloe? Do it for Jake!

Anonymous said...

What a marvelous idea!
That should be enough for Bafta and Oscar nominations. #fingerscrossed

Anonymous said...

austin nichols 1h ago
I thought I was tall. Until I walked thru a doorway with @nicholasbraun


nicholas is cute

Anonymous said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2017 > January 4 - Jake and Greta On The Beach In St Barts

Anonymous said...

prairiegirl said...
Well, the stunting over the holidays sure stopped abruptly, didn't it? Another sign of manufactured fakery at its best.


Wrong again!

Anonymous said...

hloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 10h 10 hours ago
@AustinNichols
Chloe Bennet Retweeted UberFacts
Me.
Baby elephants are known to throw temper tantrums when frustrated or tired.
https://www.instagram.com/uberfacts/


just for Austin :)

LOL said...

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
While Tooth pretends he's still over in St Barts..... #WakeMeUpOnTheNextStunt #Goodlord

^^ said...

Because Cuntita has superpowers and KNOWS where Jake really is!

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Anonymous said...

April Maguire ‏@MsAprilsKitchen 10h10 hours ago
Checking on next convention for One Tree Hill. Can't wait. @SophiaBush is scheduled to be there!! Wish @AustinNichols would be there too!

Anonymous said...

This St. Barts bash was the best of the holiday season

Returning revelers from St. Barts agree that the best bash of the busy holiday season was the Dolce & Gabbana soiree at the Eden Roc Hotel.

Stefano Gabbana and Domenico Dolce danced in bare feet with the likes of Chris Rock, Jake Gyllenhaal, supermodels Alina Baikova and Izabel Goulart and hotelier Jayma Cardoso.

The designers flew in scantily clad dancers from Paris’ famed Crazy Horse revue to entertain.

http://pagesix.com/2017/01/05/this-st-barts-bash-was-the-best-of-the-holiday-season/

Anonymous said...

Hanging out with gays? Nice.

awwwwwww said...

chloe bennet 2h ago
He might be more committed to his broken glasses than me. I mean, most likely not it but it's a tight race.


Austin and Chloe in bed, holding hands.
With Arthur and Wally.

Anonymous said...

Bit try-hard, Austy.

Anonymous said...

I do think Austin and Chloe are real but I also would like to think that Austin and Chloe are yanking PG's chain (on purpose)with all these intimate photos. LOL, didn't PG send Chloe a snarky response to her Instagram?

Anonymous said...

Chloe looks pregnant to me.

Anonymous said...

Austin and Chloe in bed, holding hands.

OMG, that looks like rehearsal for sex tape!!
Awwww, Austin would do anything for Jake and his Oscar.

Anonymous said...

chloe bennet 2h ago
His one job as a dog is to not be allergic to grass. Turns of he's allergic to grass. Also turns out, he looks fabulous in stripes.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BO6aAvVgmS-/

Poor Wally!

Jake said...

Thanks Austy!

Anonymous said...

Kimberly Piechowski ‏@kpierce03 8h8 hours ago
Finally getting to @WalkingDead_AMC episodes with @AustinNichols been one of my faves since is @OTreeHill days!!!!

Anonymous said...

Infamous Sphere ‏@LudicrousLouisa 15h15 hours ago
@emmatleena GODDAMN IT JARED LETO WHY DID HE HAVE A CAREER HE’S JUST A BAD VERSION OF JAKE GYLLENHAAL

Infamous Sphere ‏@LudicrousLouisa 15h15 hours ago
@emmatleena Jared Leto is the more annoying and less attractive version of the Gyllenhaal, so why would you hire him when Gyllenhaal exists

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ouch! said...

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
A very young Jake and Austin at the Casanova movie premiere waaaay back in 2005. Look at those lil' rascals. #awww #datenight

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
That's a nice one to end the evening on. Tomorrow is Friday.

Avoiding present reality and Austin in bed with Chloe aprรจs sex.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Nasty bitch in full insanity mode :)

prairiegirl said...
Captain's Log, stardate December 30 2017. "Jake 'Toothy Tile' Gyllenhaal has stayed in St. Bart's with his platonic BFF Greta Caruso for such a super-extended, spontaneous holiday, he's decided they may as well stay for New Year's 2018 as well!" - said E!Online. "And just to be sure his husband Austin 'Grey Goose' Nichols and 7 children 'Baby Tiles' don't forget about the other head of the dinner table, the proud papa has had a box of Royal Riviera Pears from Harry & David shipped to the Family Geese with his compliments."
;D

Ha ha, ha ha. Jake still campaigning for the next round of voting - for a movie that garnered this reaction on a blog somewhere far, far away: "I don't know if I'll be able to see it again soon. It still plays here, but I'm rather busy at the moment, so not a lot of time. I'll probably wait for the DVD." Your movie made quite the impact there on one of your long-timers, Jake.

lol. This will be very interesting to see if Jake gets nominated for either the BAFTA's, or especially the Oscars. Austin & Jake knocked themselves out (STILL are knocking themselves out) to make the deadline and buy that nomination. Will be very interesting. Aaah, ya just gotta love that delayed intentionally unintentional bearding.
Wednesday, January 4, 2017 at 10:17:00 PM CST

Anonymous said...

Melt Cuntita, melt! :)))

variety.com said...

Director Tom Ford Used Two Key Rules for ‘Nocturnal Animals’

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ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
Aren't guys usually topless in ocean? RT @dyl_does: Jake Gyllenhaal topless in the ocean with pal Greta Caruso..StB

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
Tooth's bandwagon of paid accounts are beating the drum of temper tantrums today, wanting him nominated for an Oscar.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
Between that and the whole St Bart's beach fashion show and Grey Goose's posing in bed again w/the beard, Tooth better get nominated lol

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
January 10 the day BAFTA nominations are announced. Heaven help us if Tooth's name isn't party of the party.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 3h3 hours ago
Fri Jan 13 deadline for nomination submissions for Oscars. We can watch for more shenanigans. Maybe a sex tape for GG & his beard? #whynot

Anonymous said...

Bitch stole our sex tape idea! lol

Anonymous said...

PG, you stole my idea of sex tape! Give credit where it's due!

PG, you don't understand anything about Oscars!

Anonymous said...

That woman has no shame!

Anonymous said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 29 - Jake and Greta Taking A Surfing Lesson In St Barts

Anonymous said...

Sofea ‏@aquathemyscira 5h5 hours ago
She's a superhero, she's pretty af, she's got a great sense of humour and SHE HAS AUSTIN NICHOLS. Goals

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Variety said...

Dear Academy: Please Keep These Oscar Contenders in Mind
JANUARY 5, 2017
...
Jake Gyllenhaal, “Nocturnal Animals”
Woefully overlooked for his riveting turn in “Nightcrawler,” Gyllenhaal seems to be being taken for granted again, considering he plays not one but two complex characters in Tom Ford’s riveting thriller. He plays Edward Sheffield, the ex-husband of Amy Adams’ character who writes a novel to express how she made him feel in ending their marriage. As we see the novel play out, Gyllenhaal portrays Tony Hastings, a husband and father bent on revenge. Both performances are perfectly calibrated and complementary of each other, a high-wire act pulled off flawlessly. (Jenelle Riley)

http://variety.com/2017/film/in-contention/dear-academy-please-keep-these-oscar-contenders-in-mind-1201953595/

Anonymous said...

It works, it works!

GOLDEN GLOBES said...

what ‏@CAPTAlNDEADPOOI 5h5 hours ago
ANDREW GARFIELD RYAN REYNOLDS AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL SITTING AT THE SAME TABLE IM FUCKIGN DESD FLF IM TYOING FROM MY GRAVE FLFNF HELPR

Anonymous said...

Austin and Jake in LA at the same time!

Anonymous said...

Will Greta be there?

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ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 5h5 hours ago
I can see it already. Tooth will be swinging it @ the Golden Globes, Grey Goose will knock himself out trying to prove he's not babysitting

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal Continues His Vacation With Some Snorkeling!

http://www.justjared.com/2017/01/07/jake-gyllenhaal-continues-his-vacation-with-some-snorkeling/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

'Grey Goose will knock himself out trying to prove he's not babysitting'

This is so wrong. PG sees Austin as the woman in this "relationship", he stays in home with the kids, it's him who makes the sacrifices for Jake's career. This is a sexist view.
She doesn't know what a relationship is, much less a relationship between two men.

^^^^ said...

The 36-year-old Nocturnal Animals was spotted walking along the beach and going snorkeling with Greta on Friday (January 6) on the island in the French West Indies.

Read more: http://www.justjared.com/2017/01/07/jake-gyllenhaal-continues-his-vacation-with-some-snorkeling/#ixzz4V6NFcbPz

Anonymous said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2017 > January 6 - Jake and Greta On The Beach In St Barts

Anonymous said...

"She doesn't know what a relationship is, much less a relationship between two men."

Poor PG writes silly incoherent fiction.
Nothing to do with relationships or sanity.

Anonymous said...

Gyllenhaalics ‏@gyllenhaalblog 6h6 hours ago
Ewwww Jake Gyllenhaal will be at the same table as Mel Gibson. #GoldenGlobes

ewwwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

What's your favorite thing about Austin Nichols?
How good of a soul he is. When I met him in Boston, I went back to talk to him three times in one day. He made me feel like the most important person in the world. And he looked into my eyes when I spoke, and he was so sweet and funny. He's genuinely a kind guy.

https://twitter.com/R0SSMARQUAND/status/817956382150459392

Anonymous said...

sarah krauss ‏@sauer_kraut22 5h5 hours ago
My dad and I both have a crush on Jake Gyllenhaal's German shepherd


:)

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Greta said...

Anonymous asked: I seem to remember reading once a long time ago that Greta and Chris Fischer were dating. I doubt they are anymore, because who would let their girl go on a trip alone with their best friend? And he hasn't been seen with Chris in awhile. Hmmm. Bored Tuesday night speculation.

A: Jake was asked a question during Demolition promo that was like “do you think men and women can just be friends?” And he responded by saying one of his best friends in the world was a woman. So, just from that I’d argue there isn’t anything going on, but who knows. Bored Thursday night speculation (sorry I didn’t see your message sooner!).

http://dailygyllenhaals.tumblr.com/post/155465595801/i-seem-to-remember-reading-once-a-long-time-ago

Anonymous said...

em ☃️ ‏@_emileaf 5m5 minutes ago
KAYLA JUST SAID JAKE GYLLENHAAL DOESNT DESERVE AN OSCAR I AM BLOCKING HER

LOL

Anonymous said...

@riverwars 1m1 minute ago
give a fucking oscar to jake gyllenhaal

Anonymous said...

Beer Mat Movies ‏@beer_mat_movies 22m22 minutes ago
Best Actor of 2016, Jake Gyllenhaal.

Anonymous said...

Jake has been announced as a Presenter at tonight's Golden Globe Awards.

Anonymous said...

. ‏@DobrevLoochs 3m3 minutes ago
And then there's Jake Gyllenhaal which at this point I accepted that award shows hate him and will never recognise his talent #GoldenGlobe

Gyllenhaalics ‏@gyllenhaalblog 3m3 minutes ago
Film Clip of “Deadpool” presented by Jake Gyllenhaal. #GoldenGlobes

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Poor PG writes silly incoherent fiction:

oothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Jan 7
Looking forward to seeing Jake G in a tux tomorrow tho. And he's not even listed as a presenter, but the PR is strong

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Jan 7
Trying to get back into the HW "family" so that he, his man & brood will be forever "protected" and accepted. #hazing

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Jan 7
So Ms. Caruso's Instagram is now private, isn't that amazing. #underconstruction ? #msbccg

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Jan 7
LOL "
Jake Gyllenhaal Continues His Vacation With Some Snorkeling!" More like Mgmnt continues trying to make him look "tan".

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Jan 7
I have reached the highest level of secondhand embarrassment. Didn't think it was possible. #Tooth #StBarts #365dayvacation

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Jan 7
I guess we're to assume that Superman is going to carry Jake in and deposit him on the red carpet for the GoldenGlobes right from St Barts?

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Jan 7
So the GG's sat Mel Gibson at a table with 3 closeted actors. That is the equivalent of having Jared hanging w/Jep Robertson #PRStrategy

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Jan 7
The thinking is they couldn't possibly be gay because they're hanging with a homophobic person. That's the think

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 7h7 hours ago
Please PR, can we get 7 IHJ pages of Jake arriving at LAX, carrying a garment bag?! #tux #brushinghisteeth #flossing #buyingsocksatgiftshop

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 7h7 hours ago
If I could get an LA live action news team talking to Toothy as he disembarks, carrying his newspaper dated 1/08/17, MAYBE I'd believe

Anonymous said...

'carrying his newspaper dated 1/08/17, MAYBE I'd believe'

No, you will not. You'll say it's photoshop! You only believe in your own fantasies.
Why pay attention to Mel Gibson? Jake seemed very excited talking to another guy, PG!

Anonymous said...

PG, if Jake gets out of the closet with another boyfriend who is not Austin, will you support him? Or will you continue pretending that he and Austin still a thing?

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 3h3 hours ago
#HiddenFences is not a movie. Excuse me, I'm going to watch LALA By The Sea. #GoldenGlobes #FAIL

Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 6h6 hours ago
#hiddenfences ๐Ÿ˜‘ #GoldenGlobes

Golden Globe Awards said...

Award Shows > 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Audience
Fan Photos > 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Behind The Scenes (January 8, 2017)
Award Shows > 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Jake Presenting
Public Appearances > 2017 > 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards

video said...

JakeGyllenhaal FF ‏@GyllenhaalicsFF · 6h6 hours ago
Jake presenting at the #GoldenGlobes! #JakeGyllenhaal

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ToothyTile&GGoose Retweeted
Anjali B. ‏@abenawra 11h11 hours ago
Is Michelle Williams married to Busy Phillips? I'm confused. They're always together. #GoldenGlobes

ToothyTile&GGoose Retweeted
Matt Paisley ‏@mattpaisley 11h11 hours ago
Busy Phillips really has it made... I don't think she does anything but accompany Michelle Williams to awards shows ๐Ÿ˜ญ#ERedCarpet

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h10 hours ago
Wow several folks think Michelle and Busy are dating bc they're always each others' dates at award shows ๐Ÿ˜‰

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h10 hours ago
lol, Tooth is going to breeze in at the last minute, going on about how he just landed from St Bart's and barely had time to change

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h10 hours ago
It gives him the excuse to once again rush in at the last minute and avoid excess questions.

Anonymous said...

Sure, Jake avoiding questions about husband and 7 kids, LOL

Anonymous said...

chloe bennet 8h ago
@austinnichols has some competition @farhoudi62 ✨๐ŸŒŸ#goldenglobes


Ryan Farhoudi loves Wally and Arthur, too

^^^^ said...

farhoudifitness
Hey friends, put away the lasagna cookies and fried chicken ice cream, it's time to work.
Also @farhoudi62
https://www.instagram.com/farhoudifitness/

Austin who? said...

Jake and unknown actor having fun :)) #GG

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ouch! said...

No doubt, the two men are cuddled up in their St Bart's vacay lovenest, comparing notes over how this past holiday has been unlike any they've spent for quite awhile. The guest list overflowing and the tab in need of a hefty credit card.
Sunday, January 1, 2017 at 10:20:00 PM CST

Here's a hint for Mgmnt to consider in the future. Next time, try directing some funds used for those ridiculously priced panda shorts to buy your client a discount pass to a tanning salon. ... Then again, maybe Jake was only in St. Barts for a one-day excursion, short and sweet, with enough wardrobe changes and pap pics to make the unsuspecting public think he's been spending his entire post-Christmas break with his "platonic" bestie, Greta.
Posted by prairiegirl at 17:46
MONDAY, JANUARY 2, 2017


Austin was in St Barts with Jake, then he wasn't and Jake faked his St. Barts vacation.
PG can't keep up with her own bullshiting.

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Anonymous said...

fanni ‏@blvesargents 52m52 minutes ago
i used to care about the golden globes but rn im just happy to see jake gyllenhaal is alive and well and still has his beard

:)

Anonymous said...

The InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globes After Party

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Stupidest bits of PG's stupid "Jake wasn't in St. Bart, he was in LA with husband and kids" crap :)))

prairiegirl said...
Yeah, I think Jake is trying to make it look like he's running late for the whole show because he was not interviewed on the carpet. Will be interesting to see if he appears, but I would think he will because he's supposed to make a presentation to his co star Ryan Reynolds, who has surpassed him on the feeding chain.
Jake's people tried earlier today to make it look like he was flying in today from St. Bart's to LA. *eyeroll*
Sunday, January 8, 2017 at 7:27:00 PM CST

Methodical Muser said...
PG and I thought that Jake might not show up tonight. Either that, or he will show up late to "prove" he really was over in St. Bart's for two weeks. That's the official story his team wants everyone to believe so what better way than to announce he's going to be at the GG and present an award, then have him either not show up because of flight "difficulties" or show up late in the show and then watch him babble on about his airport woes. I think we called it again, PG.
Sunday, January 8, 2017 at 7:32:00 PM CST

prairiegirl said...
Watching Jake's antics yesterday and those of his publicity team as well, was something else. His people seemed more concerned with holding up that whole St. Bart's story and acting like he was there all week, than they did making sure he was at the Golden Globes on time and supporting his other cast mates of Nocturnal Animals. No wonder his Twitter search is filled with robot tweets - to drown out a few of the questioning ones wondering where he was, why was he sitting at the same table with Mel Gibson, why was he at the awards to introduce Deadpool, and how come he looked so somber throughout.
Jake missed the red carpet, he was late to show up in his seat and he kept disappearing throughout the awards. Now you see him, now you don't. Unless he was chatting (I'll call it chatting lol) up various male peers backstage, I guess I am to assume he drank water all day long and kept having to run to the men's room to empty his bladder.
Monday, January 9, 2017 at 12:28:00 PM CST

Anonymous said...

PG is so dumb. No wonder only her believes in such nonsense. She's like twilight fangirls!

Anonymous said...

Worse, LOL

Golden Globes said...

That man makes Jake happy :)

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS Retweeted
Deadline Hollywood ‏@Deadline 11h11 hours ago
‘Bates Motel’: ‘The Walking Dead’s Austin Nichols To Recur on Season 5 http://deadline.com/2017/01/bates-motel-the-walking-dead-austin-nichols-recur-season-5-1201881715/

it's official

Anonymous said...

Official congratulations! :)

‘Bates Motel’: ‘The Walking Dead’s Austin Nichols To Recur on Season 5 said...

The Walking Dead alum Austin Nichols has landed a recurring role on the fifth and final season of A&E’s Psycho prequel Bates Motel.

Nichols will play Sam Loomis, a mysterious and charismatic newcomer to White Pine Bay who quickly antagonizes Norman Bates (Freddie Highmore) when he tries to involve the Bates Motel’s owner in his web of lies.

The fifth and final season picks up almost two years after Norma’s (Vera Farmiga) death and finds Norman (Highmore) living a double life. Publicly a happy and well-adjusted member of the White Pine Bay community, Norman struggles at home, where his violent blackouts are increasing as “Mother” threatens to take him over completely. Meanwhile, Dylan (Max Thieriot) and Emma (Olivia Cooke), now with lives of their own, soon find themselves drawn back into Norman’s insanity, while a vengeful Romero (Nestor Carbonell) hungers for a chance to destroy his stepson.

Nichols is coming off a series regular role as Spencer on The Walking Dead. His other TV credits include a recurring on Ray Donovan, along with One Tree Hill, Friday Night Lights and HBO’s John From Cincinnati. He’s repped by UTA and Silver Lining Entertainment.

Bates Motel Season 5 premieres Monday, February 20 at 10 PM.

Anonymous said...

Awais Irfan ‏@OasisAwais 3m3 minutes ago
SO PSYCHED THAT GYLLENHAAL GOT A BEST ACTOR BAFTA NOM! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

Nocturnal Animals ‏@nocturnalanimal 6h6 hours ago
Nine @BAFTA noms for #NocturnalAnimals! #EEBAFTAs

Anonymous said...

Good for Austin! I've never watched Bates Motel, so I'll have to see it.

reminder said...

ChefB @chefbk11
I'm a Chef, TV and movie addict. Always behind on my shows cause Im out and about trying to find celebs to take selfies with ๐Ÿ˜‰

Tweet and photo from September 26, 2016:
Ran into #AustinNichols on the #BatesMotel set say what??? Love him on #OneTreeHill and #TheWalkingDead @yvrshoots @WhatsFilming

reminder said...

Bates Motel Italia
October 1, 2016

A few days ago, Freddie was in the set of Bates at Fort Langley (where is set in a white pine bay) while they were filming. In the last picture we can see Austin Nichols (One Tree Hill) but we still don't know what role has. We want to see even real though :'(now will surely be almost exclusively relegated to the scenes of the motel. Thanks to awes stic for the alert!

https://www.facebook.com/BatesMotelItalia/photos/a.597981913576494.1073741826.597980900243262/1213168745391138/?type=3&theater

reminder said...

Bruna Moura ‏@brucmoura 6 Oct 2016
@Austinj82 A bunch of lucky girls who spotted Freddie on the set said he was filming with Isabelle and Austin Nichols.

reminder said...

Chloe Bennet posted on September 22, 2016 from Vancouver, Canada
Hello fall


'Bates Motel' is filmed in Vancouver.

Anonymous said...

Cayleigh Holms ‏@CayleighLeto 9m9 minutes ago
Cayleigh Holms Retweeted BAFTA
Jake Gyllenhaal is outstanding in Nocturnal Animals.
I had to go see the movie twice it was that good!❤️

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PG ignored all bits of news about Austin filming 'Bates Motel' in September and October in order to tweet about 'Austin and Jake hiding with kids' and expecting "bearding" contract to end soon.

ToothyTile&GGoose Retweeted
Las Vegas NV Blog ‏@LasVegasNvBlog 14h14 hours ago
‘Bates Motel’ Season Schedule 5 Spoilers revealings: ‘The Strolling Lifeless’ Alum Austin Nichols Cast As Rihanna’s… http://www.lasvegasnvblog.com/2017/01/bates-motel-season-schedule-5-spoilers-revealings-the-strolling-lifeless-alum-austin-nichols-cast-as-rihannas-onscreen-lover/ …

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 13h13 hours ago
LRT Well, well, well, Grey Goose what have you been hiding? Woot, I may have to check that show out after all!

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 13h13 hours ago
No wonder he's been hitting the gym. LOL

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 13h13 hours ago
Their paths are always crossing, Jake and Austin's. Who was in a photo op with Rihanna during his Southpaw days?

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 13h13 hours ago
And now hubby is going to be involved with her tv character. This I can't wait to see. Woohoo! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ“บ

prairiegirl said...

PG ignored all bits of news about Austin filming 'Bates Motel' in September and October in order to tweet about 'Austin and Jake hiding with kids' and expecting "bearding" contract to end soon.

And you're an outright liar. I don't care if you poke fun at what I tweet - obviously you have nothing else to do but log every thing that I do on all of my accounts. That right there ought to clue people in that you're from Jake's team.

But you will NOT mis represent me. I want you to show where I talked about the contract ending. You bring it here.

And you're also an idiot about my Bates Motel tweets. I was talking about his possible upcoming scenes with Rihanna, not about doubting he was going to be on Bates Motel. Anyone who searches Austin saw the announcements earlier he was going to be on the show.

prairiegirl said...

I want you to bring it here where I talked about the contract ending because up to this point, you haven't published where you got that quote.

yuck! said...

From your tweet, you stupid liar!
Learn to use Twitter.

PG is full of shit said...

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 2 Oct 2016
2 words: Contracts End. RT @Toothy_Tile: @GoosesTile Posting lies about Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet and wishing that Austin is..

Anonymous said...

farhoudifitness 11w ago
This was too fresh Not to post. Dog gang extraordinaire. (Soda. Arthur. Wally) ๐Ÿ“ธ @chloebennet @austinnichols
https://www.instagram.com/p/BL7H21RhBtK/

in Austin and Chloe's house

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ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h10 hours ago
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป RT @BAFTA: Leading Actor: Andrew Garfield, Casey Affleck, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Gosling and Viggo Mortensen… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/818733010652643328 …

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h10 hours ago
Well, looks like all of that St Bart's paid off, Tooth. One nomination down, one more to go. #Congras And a bonus to Ms Caruso.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h10 hours ago
And #Congras to Grey Goose & his clown car ๐Ÿš— passenger Bennet, looks like the Bahamas & Austin TX antics paid off as well.

Anonymous said...

chloe bennet 31m ago
Tonight we're baaaack. The mid season premier of #agentsofshield ๐Ÿ’ฅ

prairiegirl said...

"Contracts End." That's me predicting the contract was about to end? That was me stating a matter of fact.

What Austin and Chloe have is a bearding contract. And eventually it will end.

If it doesn't end, then he'll have to fake marry her.

One or the other.

But what you have is not a flat-out statement of "Ding Dong the Contract's Up". That was your addition.


Anonymous poor PG said...
Melting Mary is really upset with Austin.
Pee Gee predicted that "contract is about to end" while Austin was filming in Canada,
but Austin doesn't give shit about that.

PG's lies and insanity - one more time said...

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2016
Austin Nichols - the Man in the Yellow Lightning Bolt Hat
...
4. Let's take a look at an example. What if, let's just say, that a fake bearding/merkin HW relationship began to wind down with barely existent activity and interaction for a significant length of time. A cell phone conversation might touch upon the possibility of the approaching end to the contract. Of course, the speculation isn't going to be made on social media or any blog because of previous experience. No need to tempt Mgmnt, right?
...
8. New York Comic Con passed with the continued narrative of barely-there interaction and photos of the bearding couple, "cryptic" signs like Instagram'ing of a break up song lyric from the beard.

9. By Oct. 11, a complete reversal of narrative took place with the Art for Health event co-hosting appearance in Chicago and "Game Back On" became the theme of Wangchols to the hyper point where we are today, which is Hetero Relaysh on Steroids, ha ha. False alarm! Contrived from nothing, right? Or was it?

10. On October 29, the Mgmnt-compensated troll made the following comment on his blog, Waiting for Toothy 2 [author note, my nickname on Blogger is PG]:

Anonymous poor PG said...
Melting Mary is really upset with Austin.
Pee Gee predicted that "contract is about to end" while Austin was filming in Canada,
but Austin doesn't give shit about that.
Solution?
Not one, but TWO POSTS about new silly lie: Austin being in New York with Jake for 'Sunday in the Park with George'.
No one saw Austin in New York - because Austin was in LA - but slash fiction isn't about reality anyway.
October 29, 2016 11:02 am


11. How does this Online Safety Powerpoint Demo conclude? Well, where the Troll screwed up was I had never made this comment anywhere online. Not on my Twitter. Not on Narnia Dispatches. Not on my Tumblr. I had only made anything close to this speculation in private.

I have gone back through my Twitter and on the blog, never made any such claim in public. So how did the Troll know this? I have a couple of options where the breech was made, but most likely the break was made via the cell phone.

Lesson learned. Steps taken. lol. Amazing, isn't it? Gary's Tavern vs. Cheers. Wolves in sheep's clothing in the form of Austin Nichols who has been hanging too long now within the wolf packs of HW to be considered a sheep any longer, folks.

Phone 'tapping' is illegal. Spying on civilians' private discussions is Big Brother-ish and puts one not that far off from the category of our American government. Perhaps feelings of desperation are what prompt such desperate actions.

Posted by prairiegirl at 14:20

PG caught lying. Again. said...

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 2 Oct 2016
2 words: Contracts End. RT @Toothy_Tile: @GoosesTile Posting lies about Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet and wishing that Austin is..

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 2 Oct 2016
Ahhh but not before NYCC 2016. Looks like Grey Goose and the beard will be forced to reunite & play it up. #SummerBreakIsOver #FunTimes

Anonymous said...

What Austin and Chloe have is a bearding contract. And eventually it will end.
If it doesn't end, then he'll have to fake marry her.


Will Austin and Chloe's kids be fake?
Like Louis Tomlinson's kid? #ouch #ouch #ouch

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 8h8 hours ago
No words.


AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 8h8 hours ago
What a duo. You will be missed.


President Obama

Anonymous said...

prairiegirl said...
But you will NOT mis represent me.


What a joke.
You're a notorious liar, you have no dignity, no common sense.
And you keep proving that on a daily basis.

Jake said...

Fan Photos > WME Golden Globe Awards After Party (January 8, 2017)
The InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globes After Party

Golden Globes parties

Anonymous said...

Jake, where was Greta?

Bates Motel Season 5 Casts The Walking Dead’s Austin Nichols said...

While the characters of Norman and Norma Bates – along with their iconic house/motel property – firmly establish A&E drama Bates Motel as taking place within the Psycho universe, the series has never been shy about upending expectations viewers might have as to how closely events would mirror the canon of the films. In addition to moving the setting to Oregon from California, Bates Motel has seemingly taken delight in altering multiple elements of the Bates family backstory.

For example, in the Psycho films, it’s made clear that while Norman had always been mentally unstable, he didn’t become a serial killer until after murdering his mother pushed him entirely over the edge. While Norman did finally kill Norma near the end of Bates Motel season 4 – an event that never stopped being inevitable, despite the changes to their past – he had already brutally slaughtered multiple people by that point, and had also assumed the identity of his mother when killing, another thing the films said didn’t happen until after Norma was dead.

With Bates Motel’s fifth and final season soon to debut on A&E, showrunner Kerry Ehrin and the series’ writing staff are set to take on their most intriguing task yet: retelling the events of the original Psycho film, albeit altered to fit the changed continuity. It was revealed a few months back that pop star Rihanna will portray Marion Crane, the character played by Janet Leigh in Alfred Hitchcock’s classic. Now, another notable name has been cast in a role inspired by the original Psycho, with Deadline reporting that Austin Nichols (Spencer on the AMC’s The Walking Dead) signed on to play Sam Loomis.

In Hitchcock’s Psycho, Sam Loomis was Marion’s married lover, and her desire to be with him was the primary factor that led her to steal a large amount of money from her boss and drive away from her mild-mannered life as a bank employee. However, the official description of Bates Motel’s Sam paints a much different picture. Sam is described as a “mysterious and charismatic newcomer to White Pine Bay who quickly antagonizes Norman Bates when he tries to involve the Bates Motel’s owner in his web of lies.”

While it’s still unclear what leads Rihanna’s Marion to the titular motel in this version, it sure doesn’t sound like her and this Sam will have an existing relationship prior to their respective arrivals in town. With so much changed regarding the two characters, one wonders whether Bates’ writers aren’t planning to throw out a major curveball, and won’t try to replicate the original Marion’s infamous fate of getting slashed up in the shower. Bates Motel season 5 may be heading into familiar territory, but it seems like its ultimate destination will be quite different.

Bates Motel season 5 premieres Monday, February 20th on A&E.

Anonymous said...

Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 20h20 hours ago
....(dies inside)
Chloe Bennet Retweeted Senate Judiciary Dem
Sessions on protecting women & LGBTQ: “I am not sure women or people with different sexual orientations face that kind of discrimination.”

Anonymous said...

Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 42m42 minutes ago
I'd like to thank my pants for being to long, because like, who needs feet anyway? #tca https://www.instagram.com/p/BPIolSXA5Q6/

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Bad fiction.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
Aaaaaah, that nothing you hear is the sound of Tooth & Gray Goose's social media machine on automatic pilot.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
It is just cruising above the clouds from a month's worth of shenanigans. That is some real height, that is.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
Meanwhile, things are moving, things are packing, lil' Texans are cryin', it's just another day in the Gyllynichols lives.

Instagram photo ^^ said...

2017 Winter TCA Tour - Disney/ABC - Arrivals
PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 10: Chloe Bennet arrives at the 2017 Winter TCA Tour - Disney/ABC held at Langham Hotel on January 10, 2017 in Pasadena, California.
http://www.gettyimages.com/

Anonymous said...

Let ‏@oldblackvato 17m17 minutes ago
@ChloeBennet4 excited forward to the participation your bf @AustinNichols on @InsideBates. Yay!!! X

awwwwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

bre ‏@xobrea_ 5h5 hours ago
Why TF did I not know Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray were married ?????? ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Laken Kiddy ‏@LKiddy2 5h5 hours ago
@xobrea_ I literally had no idea. They got divorced a year later though.

bre ‏@xobrea_ 3h3 hours ago
@absxoxo_ James Lafferty and Austin Nichols too ๐Ÿ˜‚

Austin must beard because ... oh, wait!

Pee Gee said...

Reptile Mom ‏@Maddithetrill 18m18 minutes ago
Do you think Jake Gyllenhaal cares that so many people call him Daddy?

A-ha! You can't fool everyone! People know about Jake's kids!!!

Anonymous said...

Daddy Cool :)

Anonymous said...

batesmotel#1fan ‏@aldoussnowbates 11h11 hours ago
@InsideBates I love the info about season 5 on A&E website! I am also happy @AustinNichols is gonna play SAM LOOMIS!!!!! #BatesMotel

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well? said...

I had never made this comment anywhere online. Not on my Twitter. Not on Narnia Dispatches. Not on my Tumblr. I had only made anything close to this speculation in private.

I have gone back through my Twitter and on the blog, never made any such claim in public. So how did the Troll know this? I have a couple of options where the breech was made, but most likely the break was made via the cell phone.


PG,
when are you going to apologize for posting those lies and accusing others for your delusions?

Anonymous said...

Crazy lying bitch has no shame.

Anonymous said...

Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 1h1 hour ago
Now is the time to make your voice heard. ๐Ÿ“ž your rep and help #SavetheACA the call is easy 202-224-3121 a helpful script by @kelseyfuller_ :


she cares

Anonymous said...

Shayna ‏@Voices_Carrie86 6h6 hours ago
Need to know if @AustinNichols is doing Walker Stalker in Nashville. Groupon has such a great deal on tix!

KRISTIN ELIZABETH ๐Ÿ”ฎ ‏@KristinEliz23 6h6 hours ago
Of course when the @WalkrStalkrCon comes to San Francisco @AustinNichols is no longer on TWD. I really wanted to meet Him ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ

Anonymous said...

Mike Whorley ‏@mikewhorley 14m14 minutes ago
Absolutely loved Nocturnal Animals - how Jake Gyllenhaal has never won an oscar is quite beyond me.

PG's Wish List said...

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2016

Here's to 2017 and Another Year of Hell and Bliss

What will 2017 bring? Hopefully good health and peace for us all (the title is a little cheeky!) We at Narnia would like to wish all of our guests a very Happy New Year and thanks for visiting. This blog wouldn't even exist if it weren't for the following celeb couples (past and present) and maybe a couple who never were, but you never ♫♪ knowwww ♪, right???

Here's to our OTP's; (one true pairing) Happy New Year and best wishes for the all the many blessings that 2017 has the potential to bring.

Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson
Jensen Ackles & Jared Padalecki
Kris Allen and Adam Lambert
Patrick Kane & Jonathan Toews
Mike Moustakas and Eric Hosmer
Liam Payne & Zayn Malik
And Jake Gyllenhaal & Austin Nichols

Did I miss anyone? lol. Look at them! Just look at them all - gorgeous, wonderful, adorable, sexy, loving OTP's.

Today is about celebrating our love for the special moments and relationships that we see.
Posted by prairiegirl at 12:13

American Idol said...

Kris Allen
Allen married his high school sweetheart Katy O'Connell on September 26, 2008. The two began dating back in Allen's junior year of high school.[116] Their son, Oliver Neil Allen, was born on July 30, 2013.[117] They welcomed their second child, a daughter, Rose Elizabeth Allen on June 18, 2016[118]

So gay.

Anonymous said...

Allison ‏@AllisonSMalone 4h4 hours ago
Really hope we get another OTH @EyeCon3000 guest announcement soon. Someone who I will freak out over. Cough @AustinNichols cough ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

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Anonymous said...

Sara Wong ‏@Fuksia 10h10 hours ago
Where's Jake Gyllenhaal's Oscar?

Kiara ‏@Kiara_monet97 12h12 hours ago
Maaaaaan Jake Gyllenhaal deserves an Oscar. Nocturnal Animals is such a great movie!
๐ŸŒน ‏@sadgirrlsclub Jan 12
Nocturnal Animals was just AMAZING. Where's Jake Gyllenhaal's Oscar?

idil ‏@powerpafff Jan 11
How did Jake Gyllenhaal not win an oscar for his acting in nightcrawler?? He is perfectly creepy, fascinating and terrifying

3 years ago said...

Throwback Friday > Chloe Bennet sings for Austin Nichols · Video from January 5, 2014

too sweet

Anonymous said...
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 2h 2 hours ago
Remembering when Gray Goose wore that lightning bolt hat to try & send fake signal the contract was up. #foolmeonce


too crazy

Anonymous said...

Even I am embarrassed for her.
**winces in discomfort**

Anonymous said...

What does Chloe, one of the stars of a MARVEl show, win when she associates with a nobody? Let's face it, Austin is a nobody. She would gain a lot more from being the beard of someone more famous or someone from the MARVEL show.

Votes for Bafta were already closed before Jake's photos on the beach. No one gets nominations from being on a beach. The nominations come when the guy kisses the butt of the voters, just see what Gosling is doing, he's in every possible event.
Holy shit, no one cares about Austin and Chloe, otherwise they'd be in tabloids like US Mag. No one cares about them spending holidays together, just a few fans.

PG thinks that Adam Lambert, the guy who had the courage to out of the closet, is going to have a relationship with a man who has a beard and children? That is to be far more stupid than I thought.

Jake said...

No one gets nominations from being on a beach.

Did you see my chest hair?

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

˗หห‹ noor หŽหŠ˗ ‏@oilversqueen 16m16 minutes ago
can 2017 hand jake gyllenhaal some awards because he definitely deserves it

Fingers crossed!

People said...

Jake Gyllenhaal Shares Memories Of Filming Brokeback Mountain

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