Wednesday 12 May 2010

Why Ricky Matters (to me... and maybe a few other boys)

By Lorenzo Herrera y Lozano

March 30, 2010

There’s been a lot of commotion regarding Ricky Martin’s recent coming out statement on his official website. As with most things in life these days, I learned about the news on Facebook. So, I immediately posted about the news as well and quickly joined in the jubilee of queerness and pranced about the office like a middle school-aged boy who accidently touched hands with his classroom crush. I even committed the blasphemy of comparing the news to that of Health Care Reform and the release of Apple’s iPad (insert sound of angel choir here).

And then, of course, there was the storm of cattiness that followed the news. As a queer Xicano, I admit that sarcasm is built into my genetic code. The survivor of four Christian-themed religions and 500+ years of white supremacist occupation, I find humor, irony and disbelief in most things. Still, yesterday I just wanted to celebrate.

I agree that the fact that Ricky is gay is not all that shocking. Queer men and not long speculated or asserted that he shook his bon bon far too well to be straight. Plus, for us jotos/maricones/patos, there was the added benefit of dreaming him up queer, which somehow put us that much closer to his arms.

Still, as the catty remarks continue, as people boast about how they knew and think he should have done this 10 years ago, or sassy queens dismiss the news as inconsequential, I say, look beyond our borders (geographic, cultural, and age-based) and take a minute to honor the fact that for many, Ricky’s coming out is groundbreaking, perhaps even life-saving.

Ricky Martin
Ricky Martin at the 2010 Billboard Latin Music Awards
April 29, 2010


So Ricky was doing more than living la vida loca; he was, in fact, a loca. To the trained eye, this is just confirmation that our gaydar runs on more than hormones and dreams.

Hormones, dreams and cattiness aside, I challenge the ungleeful remarks about Ricky’s coming out.

As with most performers who began as Spanish-language artists, Ricky began over 10 years ago. The Barbara Walters interview (assuming it was Barbara, I can never tell who is behind that cloud of light) did have me on the edge of my teenage self, hoping he’d come out and proclaim his gayness, but it wasn’t his beginning. Ricky’s career began decades ago.

Long before the Latin Explosion, which was more of a Latin Spark, Ricky had left his imprint on the Spanish pop scene of the late 80’s and early to mid-90’s. Back when Thalía and Paulina were still artists and relevant, before Gloria Trevi’s traumatic (for her and her fans) imprisonment in Brazil, and before Alejandra Guzmán would be hospitalized for too much botox on her behind, there was a cultural movement in Latin America.

As a pre-teen growing up in a rural town of 300 in northern México, Thalía, Paulina, Gloria, Alejandra and Ricky were my window into another world. Their performances pushed, albeit at times gently and censured, the boundaries of repressive cultural norms. From flowers wrapped around a microphone to songs about teen pregnancy and abortion, these young performers were resisting and embodying another realm of cultural possibilities. Ricky gave boys the excuse (and perhaps reason) to shake our hips in ways that would otherwise be condemned as obscene.

The dismissal of Ricky’s coming out seems to be rooted in an U.S.-centric perspective where we have the opportunity to stop celebrating any queer image on TV and offer our critique. There is so much gayness these days that we can spend our days and dissertations balking at how a character isn’t gay enough, is too gay, is too white, etc. And although we don’t actually have the type of representation GLAAD and I would like to see, we have a whole lot more than we did in México in 1992 (except, of course, Ricky gently caressing his long hair on stage… oh, and Locomía).

I am not critiquing the fact that we spend so much time criticizing queer portrayals in the media. To the contrary, I am celebrating the fact that we can. In fact, I’d go further and ask why queer people of color media performance and productions are so weak, lame and superficial. Having once curating a queer people of color cultural arts program, I know we can do better.

What I am critiquing is that our criticisms of Ricky’s coming out has us falling into the pitfall of imagining and defining all things queer through a U.S. lens. I even joked about the fact that he used the term “homosexual” to define himself. And now, in retrospect I find that identifying as a “fortunate homosexual” was much more powerful than a simple “gay.”

Perhaps for the jaded queen living in urban U.S., the oversaturation of gayness in the media has deemed Ricky insignificant and worthy of our dismissal. For that frightened and confused 12 year old in rural Chihuahua, it’s monumental.

My coming out process was stumped by the fact that I could not even imagine my queerness, let alone live it. At the time, the saturation of gayness was mostly strictly white. It wasn’t until queer brown men like Jaime Cortez and Emanuel Xavier fearlessly (or perhaps fearfully) exposed their work and their bodies to the sun of public criticism, that I was able to imagine myself.

Whether U.S. fags approve or not, Ricky is a prominent figure here, and more importantly, in Latino América. Ricky’s coming out makes it possible for young boys in countless homes to imagine themselves as something other than confused.

For this, I say to Ricky: gracias. And, you know where to find me.

Source: Guest post: "Why Ricky Matters" by Lorenzo Herrera y Lozano

Ricky Martin on Twitter

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Anonymous said...

Between Wall Street and The Gulf, I can't imagine anyone finding this type of thing appealing.

LOL the Depression 1930's were the best thing for movies - people wanted an escape from reality. Almost 100 years later and things aren't any different.

Anonymous said...

Why? What's in Nola?

Isn't Peter filming there? I thought I read that somewhere.

Barbara Cartwright said...

then suddenly shoved him off his chair and under their table, obviously wanting a little privacy while she worked her magic.

LOL whut?! Jake sitting on the floor under a table (was there a tablecloth for coverage?!) while Isabel Who made out with him/blew him/whatever? The fiction is bad enough but the imaginary visual isn't thought out enough to be believable at all. The worst romance fiction writer would cringe at this scenario.

London said...

ShortList magazine - Jake cover

Anonymous said...

Jake ShortList cover

ShortList cover said...

Action hero, indie icon, closet comedian.

Jack said...

Just insert Austin (or Henry) instead of Isabel and you all would be creaming in your panties. ;)

Anonymous said...

closet comedian

Yeah because Jake being in the closet is a big joke!

Celebrity Gossip said...

The hunky actor smiled and waved as he arrived at Shannon Airport, after visiting London to promote his new film, "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time".

The press outing comes amidst tabloid rumors that Jake got hot and heavy with English actor and star of The Tudors Henry Cavill in Ireland earlier this month.

Enjoying a night out at GoGo Lounge, a National Enquirer source tells, “Talk about a close encounter of the hottest kind — Jake and Henry were all over each other!”

The insider adds, “And he was definitely the aggressor. Jake actually looked a little uneasy when Henry did a mock lap dance — then suddenly shoved him off his chair and under their table, obviously wanting a little privacy while he worked his magic. They cooled for a bit, but you could see the heat rising. After a while, Jake pulled Henry to his feet and they left, looking like they needed a little more privacy than their table could provide.”

celebrity gossip

Anonymous said...

^^

Now, THAT makes more sense ;)

Anonymous said...

It does, doesn't it? :) I'd like to read more!

Anonymous said...

^^Nope, sorry, 4:12. That version of "celebrity gossip" Still sounds stupid, lol.

Anonymous said...

Action hero, indie icon,
CLOSET COMEDIAN!!

Are they making fun of him or what?

How come Jake's PR approved this? Or perhaps, Jake & his team are mocking Toothy believers...it's the only explanation I can find...

Anonymous said...

The insider adds, “And she was definitely the aggressor. Jake actually looked a little uneasy when Isabel did a mock lap dance — then suddenly shoved him off his chair and under their table, obviously wanting a little privacy while she worked her magic. They cooled for a bit, but you could see the heat rising. After a while, Jake helped Isabel to her feet and they left, looking like they needed a little more privacy than their table could provide.”

Sorry PR. 5/23/09 - Never Forget.

Anonymous said...

Never Forget.

LOL!

The story may be just as ridiculous with Caville in it, but for some reason it's a lot hotter.

Anonymous said...

You know what's funny and very very telling is how Jake and his people didn't get outraged and make a big deal about him being "secretly" taped dancing and picking up girls in Russia. How it wasn't in the news with his attorneys demanding justice and wanting to know who was behind the atrocious act, along with sites like TMZ and Perez stating that they were approached with an offer to buy the tape but they thought it an invasion of his privacy so they flatly turned it down. No other celebs speaking up about their own experiences with this terrible person/group taping their behind the scenes moments. No outrage, no denials, and wonder of wonders no tapes since, considering all the promos in all the cities he's been to for POP. Jake's PR was definitely at the bottom of their graduation class.

Jake's PR said...

How come Jake's PR approved this?

We didn't! Bloody British pranksters!

Jonathon Ross said...

Ha Ha.

Anonymous said...

I'll have to find it but does anyone else remember the tweet/blog where a guy from a band (IIRC it was n SNL) said that backstage Jake grabbed his ass?! He couldn't believe it.

Anonymous said...

Yes 5:08 PM, I remember. That wasn't tweet, I think it was Web article or blog.

Viva Voce and the Shins - SNL said...

Here it is. "I just got drunk on free beer backstage," Kevin said from a phone in Minneapolis. "Oh, and Jake Gyllenhaal grabbed my ass!"

Jake's PR said...

Damn!

Anonymous said...

Poor Jake. Not only does he get outed as being gay he also gets outed to his bf for being unfaithful!

Anonymous said...

Bf is dating Sophia for 4 years and doesn't care ;)

Anonymous said...

:)

Anonymous said...

Sorry PR. 5/23/09 - Never Forget.

:) Thanks, 4:39. And thanks to J.G. Francis we won't forget that "He hides who he really is for reasons I can only assume are valid."

Anonymous said...

I had another thought about the Russia girls video. Jake keeps bringing up Russia in his television interviews. I'm pretty sure Jake and his people work on things they're going to talk about ahead of time, and work it out with some of these talk show hosts. When you google Jake and Russia one of the first things that pops up is the YouTube dancing video. Is this another way to get that video seen?

Anonymous said...

J.G. Francis may be hiding who he is as well. An awful lot of time spent on his impressions of Jake.

Anonymous said...

Here it is. "I just got drunk on free beer backstage," Kevin said from a phone in Minneapolis. "Oh, and Jake Gyllenhaal grabbed my ass!"

Damn, Kevin is a good looking dude, for sure. I totally believe that. Plus, he's the cool hipster type (J.G. Francis!) that Jake seems to find attractive. Heath had that counter-culture vibe, too :)

Anonymous said...

When you google Jake and Russia one of the first things that pops up is the YouTube dancing video. Is this another way to get that video seen?

I think you can't mess with Google indexing and search algorithms.
What you can do is post the same thing (video in this case) as many times as possible and link it to "important" web sites.

Anonymous said...

Heath had that counter-culture vibe, too :)

So what?

Anonymous said...

People who type Jake and Russia in the google search, are obviously looking for that video, don't you think?

Laura Clifford, Reeling Reviews said...

If cartoons of Mohammed have incited Jihad, "Sex and the City 2" may add nukes to the equation. :)

Anonymous said...

So what?

I think Jake admires that.

Anonymous said...

I think you can't mess with Google indexing and search algorithms.
People who type Jake and Russia in the google search, are obviously looking for that video, don't you think?


No you can't mess with the Google indexing and search algorithms. But people who type in "Jake and Russia" are NOT looking for that video. However after hearing the tales on the POP promo appearances they would type in "Jake and Russia" hoping to get more info or to see pics. And since Jake has never been to Russia before, never done a Russian premiere, guess what will be one of the top ten things to be on the Google list? Yep, the "Jake dances and flirts with girls and picks up women" vids. It's a no-brainer why Jake and his PR is pushing the Russia angle.

Google said...

Jake Gyllenhaal Russia
About 427,000 results

Jake Gyllenhaal UK
About 1,140,000 results

Jake Gyllenhaal New York
About 1,710,000 results

Jake Gyllenhaal Los Angeles
About 2,500,000 results

^^Sooo which place has better odds of a "Jake dances and flirts with girls and picks up women" vid showing up on the first page of Google?! And hired/naive vid participants almost impossible to track down after the fact and get info on?!

Anonymous said...

The critics may hate it but clearly women are NOT staying away from it. Earlier this evening I walked past Regal Cinema (on 42nd St in New York) where they have three midnight showings of Sex and The City 2. Get this, women were already lining up at 9 am AND ALL three showings had been sold out. And the one midnight showing at Lincoln Center AMC's theater (I met my bf around there and I said to him--let's check it out if it's sold out--it was sold out).

It may drop drastically next week but it's going to make a mint this week.

Anonymous said...

The ONLY search page (including "Jake Gyllenhaal Canada" About 585,000 results) that had the dancing-flirting Russia vid in the top 10 (or even the top 30, I quit looking after 30) was the "Jake Gyllenhaal Russia" search, and it was #1/#2. Btw the entries that came up with "Jake Gyllenhaal Canada" were the "Jake pushed a woman" story; LOL not anything PR wants google searchers to see, true or not.

Anonymous said...

Portraying American women as self-absorbed, over-consuming, oversexed twits sets back femininsm further back than wearing a burka ever could. Loud, ugly-American behaviour, stereotypical servants of all kinds, it sounds totally cringeworthy - singing the lame "I Am Woman". Complaining about the culture, but going on the sheik's dime. Crass and vulgar jokes, whining and complaining about problems that real women can't relate to, staving off menopause which is a normal and healthy part of women's lives for as long as women have been on the planet. The TV show I thought had a great premise, but this sounds like it will stink to High Heaven. :(

Anonymous said...

10:59, with POP in the search it was about the same.

Anonymous said...

PoP may have it's flaws, but it's relatively benign. I like the character of Tamina.

Anonymous said...

10:59, PoP is opening on Friday. SATC2 is opening tomorrow with midnight showings tonight.

I was at a TV/film industry reception this evening and I was talking to a woman who directs commercials and has worked a lot in films. The subject of SATC2 came up--she mentioned how the critics have been savaging the film but that it didn't matter one bit. "It's going to make a mint."

Even many of the critics have acknowledged this.

Anonymous said...

Now you know why the world is in the shape it's in. :(

Anonymous said...

Portraying American women as self-absorbed, over-consuming, oversexed twits Loud, ugly-American behaviour, Crass and vulgar jokes, whining and complaining about problems that real women can't relate to,

11:03 it sounds more like you are doing the stereotypes. You also sound like you have a stick up your butt. Why don't you relax and enjoy the characters and story plotline instead of turning it into a political socioeconomic issue?! IMO you're the poster here who continually complains about stereotypes; you just don't get irony and having fun and making fun of one's self, do you.

Anonymous said...

Not in today's world, I don't. You'd have to have been lobotomized.

Anonymous said...

LOL 11:21 then what are you doing here, at WFT which states This blog is for entertainment purposes only.??! Log off and get on a site that's serious, better yet get out and start helping people in the world. Time's a wasting, hurry - they need you.

Anonymous said...

Tip for the brookies ;)

Do you realize that the whole cast of BBM will have a top hit?

Heath = Batman
Anne = Alice
Michelle = Shutter Island

and now POP...hopefully!

C'mon,Jakey! We have faith in you :)))

Anonymous said...

The women going to see SATC2 are not going to see it because its a good film. They are going to see the clothes and shoes, which will be fabulous. The wardrobe budget was huge. It's silly to compare the two films. POP is geared towards the 8 -13 yr old set.

Jake said...

The wardrobe budget was huge.

My ab budget was small: lettuce and water.

Anonymous said...

You are entertaining. ;)

Anonymous said...

How come noone's posting reviews anymore? Turnabout is fairplay, isn't it? For weeks, we've been treated to ony the negative Pop reviews, but as soon as we start posting all the crappy SATC reviews, somebody pouts and wants to stomp off and go home. Boo hoo. Poor baby. I can't wait for The New Yorker's scathing review. They didn't like the first one. :)

Atticus said...

I had to protect my bowl and inhale my dinner 5x faster than usual when Daddy was on his POP diet.

Anonymous said...

The Hollywood Reporter - Box Office predictions for the weekend:

1- SATC2 +60 m
2- Shrek2 42 m
3- PoP 35 m

Article: THR

Anonymous said...

35 m is not so bad, right?

Anonymous said...

Should be better.

Anonymous said...

1:37.. just for comparison, the 1st Pirates of the Caribbean films made $70.6m on its first weekend (in 2003). So yes, as 2:44 says, should be better.

Anonymous said...

Oops, I forgot about Shrek 4.

Adam and Jake are HOT said...

Ninica20010: RT @hooplamagnet: RT Hot: the latest hot magazine cover with Adam Lambert, Jake Gyllenhaal http://twitpic.com/1rf2zv
6 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

HelenLOVEFiLM: I second that! RT @rosamund_: Brilliant Jake Gyllenhaal interview by the lovely @JonathanCrocker in today's Shortlist
31 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

eltamore: Jake Gyllenhaal is as weird as he is hot.
about 1 hour ago

Can I just say I love Australians? said...

...
"Everyone takes things so seriously and I've learnt that the world is a pretty rough place. I think if you have the opportunity to take things less seriously for a moment, well, do it," he explains. "I'm doing something different not just for my career but for my life.

"I had the honour of meeting President Obama a little while ago and he said to me, 'It's your job as an entertainer to entertain and make people feel good because we're going through a rough time'. "I really took those words of advice to heart. I was like, 'All right, many people do much more important jobs than me, but in terms of my job, that's what I do'.

"I happen to be at an age where I've taken myself so seriously and I don't really want to take myself as seriously any more. So I decided this film was going to be the jump off point for me. I just want to have fun and see what happens creatively."
...
In terms of his own love equation, Gyllenhaal is happily single. But he does have a soft spot for Australians.

"Can I just say I love Australians? I have to say that right now. I don't want to group you as 'all Australians' but you're pretty rad.

"I just worked with (American actor) Michelle Monaghan and her husband (Queenslander Peter White) is Australian.

"Every Australian that comes in and out of my life is just so great."

Jake Gyllenhaal enters blockbuster zone with Prince of Persia

t said...

Twitter - SATC2 and Persia are trending topics right now

LOL! said...

TeeVeeShos: Clips: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon - American Idol Hedgehog Song: Jimmy and Jake Gyllenhaal sing a song about the... http://bit.ly/awPL9r (expand)
10 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

How come noone's posting reviews anymore? Turnabout is fairplay, isn't it? For weeks, we've been treated to ony the negative Pop reviews, but as soon as we start posting all the crappy SATC reviews, somebody pouts and wants to stomp off and go home. Boo hoo. Poor baby. I can't wait for The New Yorker's scathing review. They didn't like the first one. :)

lol. Isn't this a Toothy blog? Not an SATC2 blog. How does SATC2 being crappy (which I totally believe it is, every review is scathing) make PoP a better movie? Really good movies can stand on their own and don't need to depend on people bashing the competition for a boost. And no one is stopping you from posting positive reviews of PoP. Post away!

Anonymous said...

But he does have a soft spot for Australians. "Can I just say I love Australians? I have to say that right now. I don't want to group you as 'all Australians' but you're pretty rad. "Every Australian that comes in and out of my life is just so great."

I wonder if he would have made a point to say this if Isabel Who wasn't Australian. Funny how it covers Heath, MM's husband and his (so far) virtual beard.

Anonymous said...

As if it means anything. Jake has a way of trying to please (public, press etc) if you haven't noticed.

Anonymous said...

As if it means anything. Jake has a way of trying to please (public, press etc) if you haven't noticed.

Exactly. Another work day for Jake.

Anonymous said...

6:38 AM - from the same interview: "In terms of his own love equation, Gyllenhaal is happily single."

Anonymous said...

The insider adds, “And she was definitely the aggressor. Jake actually looked a little uneasy when Isabel did a mock lap dance — then suddenly shoved him off his chair and under their table, obviously wanting a little privacy while she worked her magic. They cooled for a bit, but you could see the heat rising. After a while, Jake helped Isabel to her feet and they left, looking like they needed a little more privacy than their table could provide.”


LOL it's a ridiculous story but at least the National Enquirer knew how to one-up the unsexy cold fish Reese.

Anonymous said...

Funny how it covers Heath, MM's husband and his (so far) virtual beard.

You're assuming it covers Heath and the virtual beard, you don't know. All he mentioned was Monaghan's husband but then, yeah, it was just another day at work for Jake so how does it even matter?

Anonymous said...

"The heart of this movie is someone coming to terms with someone who didn't want to get close to people," he explains.

"They don't want to open their heart but in the end they have no choice. These are two people fighting that, as every great love story is about that. But for me, it was about: you don't settle for anything, in life, in a love relationship."


For all the BT and Jaustin believers, how do you reconcile the lame platitudes that JG serves up in interviews, while hiding his supposed family. That is indeed "settling for something", and it seems to be money.

Anonymous said...

You're assuming it covers Heath and the virtual beard

Of course it covers Heath and Isabel Who - they're both from Australia. You think Jake has to list their names to his comment?!

Anonymous said...

No, he doesn't, because Jake said he doesn't date anyone so Isabel Who is out.

Anonymous said...

But for me, it was about: you don't settle for anything, in life, in a love relationship."

Jake's saying what the movie was about, to him. The movie, the plot, the moral of the story - not how he lives his life.

LOL said...

No, he doesn't, because Jake said he doesn't date anyone so Isabel Who is out.

OMG you really don't get it do you.

Anonymous said...

Of course it covers Heath and Isabel Who - they're both from Australia.

Unless you live in his head and know what he thinks, no "of course".

Anonymous said...

Jake's saying what the movie was about, to him. The movie, the plot, the moral of the story - not how he lives his life.

It was prefaced by this: "Gyllenhaal took another lesson away from his Prince of Persia experience, especially from his character's romance with co-star Gemma Aterton - fighting for what you believe is right."

7:15, I do think he is also referring to how he (supposedly) lives his life.

link

Anonymous said...

LOL at the poster trying to push 'Jake loves Australians because of Isabel Lucan'. Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

"I had the honour of meeting President Obama a little while ago and he said to me, 'It's your job as an entertainer to entertain and make people feel good because we're going through a rough time'. "I really took those words of advice to heart. I was like, 'All right, many people do much more important jobs than me, but in terms of my job, that's what I do'.

lol. I voted for Obama and Jake is probably a nice guy - but holy shit, what a load of cliché crap. And here I thought Jake just wanted to be an A-lister, make mega-bucks, get his own franchise, add a huge blockbuster to his list of credits and talk endlessly about his abs to solidify himself as a heartthrob. But, no, it turns out he does it all just for us to help us get through the hard times. Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

lol 7:21, ITA. I thought the bs meter had been topped in his previous interviews, but he seems to have solidified all his bs into the one interview.

Anonymous said...

from the same interview: "In terms of his own love equation, Gyllenhaal is happily single."

LOL they probably mentioned that he broke up with Reese Witheredpoon last December after dating for almost three years, while leaving out that he's heavily rumored to be with Austin for at least six.

Anonymous said...

LOL at the poster trying to push 'Jake loves Australians because of Isabel Lucan'. Pathetic.

Huh? All I'm saying is that it's awfully convenient that he makes a remark about Australians being great and having a soft spot for them when PR is pushing the Isabel Who and Jake romance stories. IMO it's not a coincidence; it's just like the "absentmindedly pulling his necklace out" stunt. Just you wait - I bet his Australian quote will be included in a run-up to bearding with IW whether it happens next month or in a few years. Idc, call me pathetic but I don't trust anything he says anymore: it all has a PR purpose.

ShortList UK said...

...
Q: How do you feel about being a pin-up for both male and female fans?
A: Er, there’s been nothing bad so far... If that’s what it is. No... If that’s what it is, it’s flattering, but... I don’t know.

Q: Do you mind if we ask about rumours about you?
A: Sure. Oh gosh...

Q: They say you’re a dab hand at woodwork. Is that nonsense?
A: That is kind of nonsense... I’m going to just set the record straight now. I don’t think I’m that good at woodwork. I do like doing woodwork. But I don’t necessarily think I’m good at it. It’s really hard.

Q: What’s the last thing you made?
A: The last thing I think I made was a big outdoor dining table for my house. I made one for my mom that’s really great, made from salvaged wood.

Q: Do you put your initials in it so she knows it’s from you?
A: No, no... My genius is anonymity.

Q: That’s beautiful.
A: I know, it’s beautiful. You may be eating dinner at a table I made and not know it. I could have made this [taps the table in front of us]…

Q: And is it true that Paul Newman gave you your first driving lesson?
A: My dad really gave me my first driving lesson, but I did go out to a track and Paul Newman was there and he showed me some tips for some serious intense driving, like how to pull yourself out of an accident, skid control and stuff like that.

Q: How cool was that?
A: Well, he was just the guy who made salad dressings to me. But if he hadn’t been this extraordinary actor, this huge movie star, he still would have been this incredible person. Do you know what I mean? He always exuded that. As a kid, I could feel that. But I don’t think I knew how amazing he was until later on. And he became a real guide.
...

ShortList UK - Jake Gyllenhaal interview

Anonymous said...

Huh? All I'm saying is that it's awfully convenient that he makes a remark about Australians being great and having a soft spot for them when PR is pushing the Isabel Who and Jake romance stories.

Nah, it's just a coincidence that fictional gf/virtual beard is from Australia.

Anonymous said...

My genius is anonymity.

So he's saying he's good at being anonymous/unrecognized? Is that why no one has caught him in a pic with Austin/BT?!

Anonymous said...

it's just a coincidence that fictional gf/virtual beard is from Australia.

PR will use that quote one way or another to add to Jake's straight image.

Anonymous said...

ShortList UK - Jake Gyllenhaal interview

FUCK! Bad Brits!

Anonymous said...

interviewer to self: "must ignore the ginormous pink elephant in the room"

Q: Do you mind if we ask about rumours about you?

A: Sure. Oh gosh...

Anonymous said...

My genius is anonymity.

Slap a fake mustache, sunglasses and a longish wig on Jake, put him in a baggy plaid shirt, get him driving a metallic blue family van on the streets and freeways of LA, and he's anonymous. No one would look twice.

Anonymous said...

PR will use that quote one way or another to add to Jake's straight image.

Oh please, stop with your paranoia. Lucas won't be Jake's next beard. Jake said he loves Australians because the interview was with the Australian press. Had it been with the Cambodian one he would have said he loves Cambodians. That's how it is with Jake especially when he has a movie to sell.

Anonymous said...

FUCK! Bad Brits!

LMAO! "Top 5 Career-Killing Films" OMFG. At least #4 wasn't "Clips from Tooth Fairy" or "Clips from Looking for JG Francis"

LOL said...

Top 5 Career-Killing Films

...along with "The Prince of Persia makes us laugh"

Anonymous said...

Q: Do you mind if we ask about rumours about you?
A: Sure. Oh gosh...

Q: They say you’re a dab hand at woodwork


I want to know what was said and edited out between those two questions!

Jake and his bad gaydar said...

"Looking for JG Francis"

More like "Looking for JG Francis the Talking Mule"

*pissed*

Anonymous said...

Lucas won't be Jake's next beard.

Neither will Rachel!

Anonymous said...

That screen capture is perfect - including that couple in the background! lol

Anonymous said...

themagpiegirl: Saw prince of persia in cinema last nite, it was like gladiator meets indian jones.. Jake gyllenhall is so fit!
about 3 hours ago

Anonymous said...

SeanyMann: Did anyone just see Jimmy Fallon & Jake Gyllenhall sing hedgehog doing karate to freak out an Asian girl? Freaking hilarious!
about 8 hours ago

Anonymous said...

The Prince of Persia Makes Us Laugh
Top 5 Career-Killing Films


LMAO

NYC said...

has forgotten how many beautiful people there are in nyc. #fb
11:42 PM May 25th

why yes, jake gyllenhaal is in front of me getting coffee. omfg! #fb
7 minutes ago

http://twitter.com/tessa619

NYC said...

Shoot! Jake Gyllenhaal just walked by me at the Ace Hotel and I wasn't even paying attention.
12 minutes ago

Redemption! He's back, and getting coffee right next to me.
7 minutes ago

http://twitter.com/jenniferspaeth

LA Times said...

The reviews are still flooding in for "Sex and the City 2" and guess what? They're as bad as ever. The film's Rotten Tomatoes fresh rating is now residing at 12, which is higher than 0, which is where it was a day ago, but still lower than any other major release this year, and that's including "Tooth Fairy," "Valentine's Day" and, yes, even "MacGruber."

The critics have been having a field day ...




How Many Ways Can You Say "This Movie Stinks?"

Anonymous said...

Had it been with the Cambodian one he would have said he loves Cambodians. That's how it is with Jake especially when he has a movie to sell.

Yep. This. And, to be fair, it's not just Jake that does this (although he lays it on a bit thicker than most, lol) - actors, musicians, politicians. A politician gives a stump speech and inserts the name of the city and their sports team. Same with some singers/musicians when they go on stage - "Hey, (insert name of city") - I love being back here. How about those (insert name of sports team)" Move on to next town, repeat.

Anonymous said...

How Many Ways Can You Say "This Movie Stinks?"

lol. Too bad these reviews didn't come out earlier. Maybe Jake could've spared everyone all the pointing at abs and declaring himself to be the "real" Sex and the City.

Anonymous said...

That wasn't so bad - but he's certainly been promoting the hell out of PoP. :)

Anonymous said...

I want to know what was said and edited out between those two questions!

There was nothing edited out. This is to show that Jake is "open" and "honest" and willing to answer all questions, even the uncomfortable ones. You know, because he's such an honest, open guy and his life is just an open book. Note the fake little "Oh gosh..." LOL. Yeah. That's how Jake talks all the time. His language is peppered with darn and gosh and golly.

Anonymous said...

Neither will Rachel!

That pic never fails to make me lol.

ShortList staff said...

There was nothing edited out.

Jake was very nice and asked us not to mention his fainting. Oops!

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Anonymous said...

"The two leads are not inspired. Jake Gyllenhaal could make the cover of a muscle mag, but he plays Dastan as if harboring Spider-Man's doubts and insecurities. I recall Gemma Arterton as resembling a gorgeous still photo in a cosmetics ad. If the two actors had found more energy and wit in their roles (if they'd ramped up to the Alfred Molina level, say), that would have been welcome. Oh, almost forgot: Molina's ostrich racer is outraged at government taxes. If big government can't leave a man alone to race his ostriches, they're all Alamutist sympathizers."

From Roger Ebert's review.

PoP tomatoes said...

Reviews Counted:56
Fresh:29
Rotten:27

52%

Anonymous said...

ShortList UK - Jake Gyllenhaal interview

^^^^
Q:What about Batman Begins. You auditioned for that too, right?
A:I tested for that movie.

Q:How well did that go?
A:Obviously not well enough... End of discussion.

Q:Were they [the makers] surprised that you went for it?
A:That was the beginning of me going after things that I think that people didn’t assume that I could play. Something like testing for the role of Batman, nobody wanted to see me for that.

Q:Was it a close-run thing?
A:I got pretty close. I just pushed and pushed and pushed and tried as hard as I could to get it, because I thought, "Maybe I could do it." That was me saying, "I’m going to do things that people don’t expect." The Batman thing was the beginning of that.

Awww, (((Jake))) sounds still sore about it. Funny that his sister and Heath were part of the franchise he must have badly wanted.

FCC said...

Since some are worried that WFT2 is not complying with the FCC's "Equal-time" rule, lol - here are links to Ebert's review of both PoP (2 stars) and SATC2 (1 star - but I'm surprised he didn't give it zero stars, because his review is brutal):

Ebert's PoP Review

Ebert's SATC2 Review

Anonymous said...

That was me saying, "I’m going to do things that people don’t expect." The Batman thing was the beginning of that.

'Things that people don’t expect'? Hmm, what is he saying, why is that important to him?

Anonymous said...

Ebert's review of SATC (the first one) is also very scathing (but very funny). He admits he's NOT the audience for the film.

Anonymous said...

Some of these people make my skin crawl. The characters of "Sex and the City 2" are flyweight bubbleheads living in a world which rarely requires three sentences in a row. Their defining quality is consuming things. They gobble food, fashion, houses, husbands, children, vitamins and freebies. They must plan their wardrobes on the phone, so often do they appear in different basic colors, like the plugs you pound into a Playskool workbench.

All of this is pretty thin gruel.


From Roger Ebert's Review

Anonymous said...

The only woman you can remotely relate to is Miranda, from all appearances of the film, and they've turned Samantha into a caricature. I have no idea what a man like Aiden could ever see in Carrie. It reminds me of the churning feeling I got when I saw the trailers for Bruno. I don't know what's so emplowering or appealing about women descending into ditz-dom lately - who was that interviewer who interviewed Jake yesterday? "Ostriches - ewww!" Jake better be more concerned about people with brains the size of a pea than birds. :(

I thought Jake was awesome in the Lorraine Kelly interview, awesome on Letterman, and awesome on Jimmy Kimmel. :)

Report of Daniel Craig's Gay Kiss Will Shake Some, Stir Others said...

Last week, the L.A. Times reported that Daniel Craig had paid a visit to Venice, California gay bar Rooster Fish, and blogger Kenneth in the 212 filed a similar report, saying "his source SWEARS he saw Craig making out with his friend on a street corner."

Now, the National Enquirer is reporting the same thing, so either there are two folks who reportedly saw the smooch, or the NE is simply reporting on what they read in Kenneth's blog. Likely the latter.

Gossip Cop insists there was no physical "bonding" involved.

Towleroad

Anonymous said...

'Things that people don’t expect'? Hmm, what is he saying, why is that important to him?

I honestly don't think he's saying anything. It's just more of the quasi-philosophical, faux-introspective stuff that he throws into his interviews. It's meant to convey depth and honesty, but he actually reveals nothing.

bitch! said...

Phrygiana: @DoP_Bose Ooo! Let me know if Prince of Persia is any good. Jake Gyllenhaal is my cousin but that doesn't mean I'm rushing to see it. =P
40 minutes ago

Hedgehog Doing Karate said...

a_Entertainment: Jimmy Fallon Recruits Jake Gyllenhaal for 'Hedgehog Doing Karate' Song (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/dAaFue (expand)
1 hour ago

oops! said...

artbeatsandlife: he looks SO hot in that movie! RT @dahliablack86 My mom just caught me perving over Jake Gyllenhaal Prince of Persia pics.
3 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

"Phrygiana: @DoP_Bose Ooo! Let me know if Prince of Persia is any good. Jake Gyllenhaal is my cousin but that doesn't mean I'm rushing to see it. =P"

Jealous much, must look like Maggie. I feel bad for Jake, POP looks like fun, but I think people are jinxing it or taking it too seriously. SATC is just a mirror of our soceity, shallow and plastic. Funny how the movie has jumped the shark which tv shows do. POP is for the younger crowd, for adults to call it a career ending movie for Jake just don't get it.

Its a video game adaption made for ages 15 and under and geeks who haven't even kiss a girl yet let alone know what a cosmospolitan is. Jake is shockingly handsome and that brings out self loathing haters because quite frankly they must look at him and go "why can't I be that good looking".

I wish POP would have ran more of a vareity of film clips as part of the promo but they didn't. I don't think Shrek will beat POP because I think the kids went last week. And its targets even younger children and some adults probably ugly adults who identify with Shrek. I think SATC has done well by uisng glamour and Miley Cryus in the promos. But it may have the biggest drop off in a week. Hopefully people will be pleasantly surprise by POP.

If not then I will beleive its whats best for Jake in the end. By the way Jake was too young to play Batman at the time. And if POP doesnt live up to expectiations just think about George Clooney.

Anonymous said...

Awwww . . . I stand corrected. I just watched some of the other clips of SATC and they are a riot. Very women friends funny. That's more what I was expecting, not that trailer that was posted here. Much better - Carrie and Samantha the way we love them. I love the guy in the desert. Yella! :) The clothes are great and kinda funny. And of course, Carrie meeting Aidan again at the market. I don't know what I saw from that first trailer. I may have to see it.

Anonymous said...

thats it POP is doomed, only shallow and plastic people go to movies as 12:41 PM proves.

Anonymous said...

Hey I just had a thought SATC may run out of steam between now and friday, because most women will see it then. On date nights men do not want to see a gay wedding with 4 old gals. Hate to say it about the gay wedding.

Anonymous said...

Yes - they didn't appear so shallow in the trailers I saw. The friendship was always the thing, although I didn't follow the TV show as much as I would have liked. I really liked some of the trailers, and the scenery is beautiful. Rikard is hot too. ;) PoP and SATC2 have two different audiences, you are right. But there was a lot more warmth between friends in these trailers. Carrie is a cutie, as are they all. Samantha was my favorite. Her jokes always are lewd but funny. I remember one about her method of silencing a too-talkative BF . . . lol ;)

Anonymous said...

I don't get the mixed reviews for PoP. It was a fun movie. Very enjoyable.

Anonymous said...

It does look good - let's nevermind the critics! PoP is especially aimed at children.

Anonymous said...

^^I hope it does well at the b.o..

Anonymous said...

Me too. :) SATC is like 4 different aspects of a woman. They should sing "I'm Every Woman". !

Jake's Abs said...

PoP is especially aimed at children.

But we thought we were getting top billing!

Jake said...

Jake is shockingly handsome and that brings out self loathing haters because quite frankly they must look at him and go "why can't I be that good looking".

Yes, anyone that doesn't fawn over me is jealous and self-loathing! Finally someone who understands how hard it is to be me!!

Anonymous said...

By the way Jake was too young to play Batman at the time.

ITA. Right now, CB is perfect. He's got that right amount of tortured soul. Jake may get to don the Batsuit one day tho! I look forward to it.

New Movie Poll: Sexy Cosmos or Prince Gyllenhaal? said...

Do you have an extra $15 burning a hole in your pocket? Then why not head on down to the ol' stadium-seating movie house and catch one of the weekend's new releases!

This week, your choices are martinis in the desert or Jake Gyllenhaal in leather:

Sex and the City 2 hits screens, and despite lukewarm reviews (OK, ice-cold reviews, but what do critics know?), we bet waves of women and their unfortunate boyfriends/husbands will push it to the top of the box office.

On the other hand, will a buffed-up Jake in Prince of Persia have any effect on what you decide to see? But be warned: If you're expecting loincloths, you'll be disappointed.

Vote now and check in with E! movie guy Ben Lyons on Daily 10, weeknights at 7:30 p.m., for all your movie scoop!

E! Online

Samantha said...

I'll take a Cosmo and Jake!

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
Do Danneel and Genevieve hate each other's gut? A little birdie told me they were not present at each other's weddings. If Jackles' wives can't stand each other, there aren't going to be any double-date dinner rendezvous together anytime soon, huh?
—JLZ

Dear Trouble in Daters Paradise:
I think Danneel would prefer to have Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols tag along on a romantic trip if she had her pick...but don't think G and D are at each other's throats by any means.

Bitch-Back! What's the Goss on Grey's Anatomy?

destiny said...

If POP only takes in $35 million as THR is predicting, that would be considered a disaster for this kind of film. And to only come in third, too? Trust me on this one, the NY Times covers the business side of films, and I always read those stories and have an idea of what is expected of different kinds of films.

It's not the movie reviews I'd worry about, but the lack of enthusiasim you see for SATC@ or other blockbusters in the past. Remember all the buzz for Heath as the joker? Movie reviews don't have that much influence on box office anymore, particularly for popcorn movies. Only small and independent films seem to get a boost from a lot of good reviews, like Crazy Hearts or Precious, and a good review for the acting of a popular actor I think can add to the boxoffice, like RDJ in Iron Man and Depp in Pirates.

LOL, I had another celebrity sighting at lunch, but this time not a fun one--Paris Hilton. It was fascinating though to see all the paps waiting for her to get out of her limo, and all the shouting to get her to turn this way and that. This always happens to me, I'll see several people in one week, and then I'll go months or years before another one.

Anonymous said...

Destiny, where is Matt? :)

destiny said...

Is Ted implying something here, perhaps about Sophia and Daneel??

destiny said...

Destiny, where is Matt? :)

I wish I knew! Maybe he's done for the week and heading back to LA to the family. :)

Fingers crossed for stumbling across him again since they do all their filming here.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of the Islamic Republic of Iran said...

M_Ahmadinejad: Although there are no homosexuals in Iran, Jake Gyllenhaal can be the Prince of my Persia anytime.
1 day ago
100+ recent retweets

'Prince Of Persia,' Starring The Many Expressive Chests of Jake Gyllenhaal said...

... we have psychically, through the magic of staring at pictures and inuiting what we might hear if we placed our ear very close to the monitor, collected some quotes from various versions of Jake Gyllenhaal's chest, as represented in various shots from the film.
...
Jake Gyllenhaal's Chest: "This scene was the unfortunate result of inexperienced management of the set. I explained a number of times that I am not to be blocked with props, other than small items such as a demitasse cup or possibly a small blade. I was irate as this was filmed, as I was well aware that my performance would be compromised by this scroll. I asked that it be moved; I asked that it be rearranged. I was ignored. Unfortunately, my craft is not always respected as much as I might wish."

Jake Gyllenhaal's Chest: "There is part of me, I admit, that thinks in retrospect that I should have gone with the leather duster vest or the scarf, but not both."

Jake Gyllenhaal's Chest: "This was my day off. As you can see, the film suffered."

Jake Gyllenhaal's Chest: "For obvious reasons, this will be my Christmas card."

link

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal's Chest: "This was my day off. As you can see, the film suffered."

LOL!

40 tries?!? said...

ShortList UK - Jake Gyllenhaal interview

Q: Your next movie is called Nailed. Other than the fact it’s about a woman with a nail stuck in her head, can you tell us why we should watch it?

A: Yeah, there’s a pretty raucous sex scene with me and Jessica Biel. It’s so brilliantly shot, crazy camera moves and a lot of choreography on our parts. That was all from the mind of [Three Kings director] David O Russell. I think it took maybe 40 tries to get right.

Q: Not a bad day in the office...

A: Say no more.

Anonymous said...

Prince Of Persia,' Starring The Many Expressive Chests of Jake Gyllenhaal said...

LMAO!!! You really do have to read them with the accompanying pics. Freaking hilarious.

Anonymous said...

If POP only takes in $35 million as THR is predicting, that would be considered a disaster for this kind of film. And to only come in third, too? Trust me on this one, the NY Times covers the business side of films, and I always read those stories and have an idea of what is expected of different kinds of films.

destiny, is THR pretty accurate in their predictions, do you know? Sorry Bomer was a no show again, but I have to believe you'll see him again :)

Anonymous said...

This is probably the WORST review I've read for PoP: http://www.cleveland.com/moviebuff/index.ssf/2010/05/prince_of_persia_the_sands_of.html

Anonymous said...

Remember all the buzz for Heath as the Joker?

Yes. And he was all that and more. Sigh. :)

SATC 2 said...

This is probably the WORST review I've read for PoP

Pfft!

destiny said...

I have no idea how accurate THR is at predicting box office, but I would think they have some system based on advance sales, buzz, etc.

Their movie reviewers were well respected and good at predicting what kind of business a movie would do, but they never put numbers on it, they'd say "modest" "blockbuster" etc. But not too long ago they fired all their movie reviewers--and then had the nerve to ask them to write for them on a freelance basis! They refused.

And you never know, movies can be a surpise hit or suprise dud.

2:57 p.m. said...

thanks, destiny :) I do think the "buzz" for a movie is important.

But not too long ago they fired all their movie reviewers--and then had the nerve to ask them to write for them on a freelance basis! They refused.

damn, that is nerve. Good for the reviewers for refusing. But I do hope they found other work.

Anonymous said...

Seismic sand trap? Oh No. The reviewers are going all out for both films. :)

Anonymous said...

THR gave Sex and The City 2 one of its few favorable reviews. I'm surprised though it's not posted on rottentomatoes.com.

Destiny, so many major media outlets have fired their long-term critics (for budgetary reasons) while wanting them to work freelance (so they don't have to pay them benefits). Variety sacked their long-time critic which shocked A LOT of people but it really pointed to how so many media outlets are hurting these days.

THR just hired Janice Min, formerly of US Weekly, to be their editorial director. So much for THR being a bible of news for the entertainment industry--now they're going to go for celeb fluff--otherwise why would they hire Min?

Anonymous said...

This is probably the WORST review I've read for PoP

Ouch. But at least he did refer to Jake (and the rest of the cast) as a good actor. Too bad it was in the context that they all should have known better when they read the dreadful script. Even in the more positive reviews, the script is not the strong point of the movie - but, then, I don't think anyone expected it would be. Kids are mainly interested in watching the action.

destiny said...

I have to agree with the Cleveland reviewer about the English accent. Everytime I see a clip I am startled at Jake's voice. It doesn't sound like him to me, and if it is him, it just seems like something got lost in doing the accent.

Anonymous said...

OT: "Keram Malicki-Sanchez" on DL posted interesting gossip about Heath today. He said back in the 1990s, when Heath was a hardcore drug user (he claimed it wasn't around his death like many believe and when he was dating Naomi Watts, he used to trade BJs (as in giving them) for heroin. But his basic sexual orientation was straight.

Anonymous said...

Jake's accent was fine in PoP.

Anonymous said...

OT: "Keram Malicki-Sanchez" on DL posted interesting gossip about Heath today. He said back in the 1990s, when Heath was a hardcore drug user (he claimed it wasn't around his death like many believe and when he was dating Naomi Watts, he used to trade BJs (as in giving them) for heroin. But his basic sexual orientation was straight.

Please. What BS. Let the man rest in peace.

Anonymous said...

Jealous much, must look like Maggie

self loathing haters because they must look at him and go "why can't I be that good looking".

some adults probably ugly adults


SATC is just a mirror of our soceity, shallow and plastic.


FYI: Wake up - you're the one who's shallow.

Anonymous said...

Blowing for heroin? Yeah right. Even before Heath became a star he had money, he came from a wealthy family.

I didn't believe this Keram Malicki-Sanchez person before (Cavill rumor) and I sure as heck don't now.

Lego Dastan said...

POP is doomed, only shallow and plastic people go to movies

Whut?!

destiny said...

Janice Min!!! WTF. I hadn't heard that Well, I guess that shows you what direction they're going in.

It's really sad the way so many papers have gotten rid of reviewers and other writers, and resorted to freelancers, reviews from other papers or do without them entirely. Then they wonder why their readers keep dropping like flies.

Anonymous said...

And you never know, movies can be a surpise hit or suprise dud.

IA. Donnie Darko was a box office dud but look at it now - people are still watching and talking about it almost 10 years later!

Anonymous said...

Venice, California gay bar Rooster Fish

There's a lot of gay establishments in Venice now - it's the new WeHo. What a coincidence (not) that it's Jake and RDJ's current hang out.

Anonymous said...

his source SWEARS he saw Craig making out with his friend on a street corner

Et tu, Daniel? ;)

fuck! said...

hugojl: If you click on " Jake Gyllenhaal's best movies" in rotten tomatoes, it gives you a blank page. Pretty sure it ain't a Error on the website.
25 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

I clicked on it and it was fine.

Jake said...

*Thank Moses!*

Anonymous said...

Report of Daniel Craig's Gay Kiss Will Shake Some, Stir Others

Towleroad comments:

The male friend referenced is Bruce Bozzi. He's gay, and he has a longtime partner and a child, and Daniel Craig is a good friend of his family. Craig is not gay, but he's incredibly supportive and extremely secure in his own sexuality. BTW, Bozzi's family owns The Palm steakhouse chain.
----
there have been rumors about him for years but it is his right to be in or out of the closet.
----
Well, Alguien, if you'd walked around the corner to the left immediately as you leave the side entrance to the Rooster, you'd have seen a small car park - maybe 3 cars, max...an almost hidden place to kiss, smoke a bowl, or you know - park if you're lucky.

The Rooster - a dive bar in the truest sense - is probably one of my favorite things about LA. Grungy, exterior and interior, filled with fabulously clever, artists, entertainment people, professionals, and more that a hand full of hot bearish surfer guys. Plus, big giant Mike at the door. What's not to love?

Oh, that this Daniel Craig thing were true.

I suspect, somehow, it isn't.

Anonymous said...

"Jake Gyllenhaal's best movies"


what movie come first in that list?

Anonymous said...

Donnie Darko was a box office dud but look at it now - people are still watching and talking about it almost 10 years later!

The problem is that DD didn't cost well over $200 million dollars to make and market.

DD was an indie film that didn't cost a lot of money to make and developed a cult following, and probably not a large one at that. It also had the misfortune to open the same week as 9/11.

well... said...

Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be!

boy said...

v1cmag: prince of persia was alright, better than clash of the titans… except for jake gyllenhall's accent, it was horrible!
about 6 hours ago

review said...

Cut and chiseled, his pumped-up pectorals flashing, Mr. Gyllenhaal offers an updated spin on the mysterious Oriental lover of cinematic yesteryear. More butch than the silent-screen god Valentino (best known for playing the Sheik, an Arab rather than a Persian heartbreaker), Mr. Gyllenhaal instead follows — and runs and leaps — in the robustly muscular and acrobatic tradition of Douglas Fairbanks, the silent-film star whose Middle Eastern exploits were aggressively masculine. Granted, the resurrection of a sexpot Middle Eastern hero (even one played by a non-Persian actor) might not seem like progress. But given the strained relations between the United States and Iran, it’s a representation worth noting, particularly since Dastan’s worth is finally measured by his more peaceable actions.

The New York Times

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why some of you are so upset at POP's box office, wasn't Jake's failure your early Christmas wish especially the Jaustin/BT delusionists. Is this not what you want for your martyr Toothy? Oops careful for what you wish, you just may get it. Nevermind mistaken identity.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why some of you are so upset at POP's box office, wasn't Jake's failure your early Christmas wish especially the Jaustin/BT delusionists. Is this not what you want for your martyr Toothy? Oops careful for what you wish, you just may get it. Nevermind mistaken identity.

lol. dude, do you have any idea how neurotic and pathetic you sound? get a grip, ok? there are lots of different people here with lots of different opinions, beliefs, feelings, whatev. But you seriously need to stop lurking at blogs that piss you off so much b/c you obviously can't handle it. Ask yourself why you care what anyone here says if we're all so evil, nuts, whatev. Oh - and you're at the wrong place if you want to rant at the Jaustin folks - but before you start calling people delusional, remind yourself that Jake doesn't know you, doesn't give a shit about you, and doesn't need you running around cyberspace defending his honor.

Anonymous said...

There is no mistaken identity and no one wants bad things for Jake.

Anonymous said...

"remind yourself that Jake doesn't know you, doesn't give a shit about you..."

Dude, what are you 12? Maybe you should get in front of a mirror and repeat that over and over again.

Better to lurk delusional blogs than someone's personal life.

Anonymous said...

8:17 PM = just another clueless fangirl.

Anonymous said...

8:17, the more you respond the lamer you sound, lol. Please stop trying to come up with witty comeback lines, because they're not working. I'm sure there are plenty of desperate fangirl sites that need your attention :)

Anonymous said...

"Jake Gyllenhaal's best movies"

what movie come first in that list?


Can you tell me what time it is in California? It's too much of a hassle for me to look at the clock on my computer.

Anonymous said...

Can you tell me what time it is in California? It's too much of a hassle for me to look at the clock on my computer

three hours earlier than the time on this blog - so it's about 5:46 p.m. there right now.

Does Daniel Craig's Fabulous New Penthouse Make Him Gay? said...

Daniel Craig just picked up a $1.9 million TriBeCa penthouse. The National Enquirer also just suggested he's gay. Could the two be connected?

According to the Wall Street Journal, Craig and longtime girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell bought the one-bedroom apartment together, which is close quarters for a gay living with his beard, so we have our doubts about the gay rumors. Nevertheless, the National Enquirer reports that a couple of weeks ago, Craig was at a gay bar in L.A. where he was seen making out with a man. We have no idea if that's true, of course. But what we can tell you is that Fredrik Eklund, the agent who sold the condo to Craig is a very handsome man who also happens to be a former gay porn star Tag Eriksson. We're not suggesting that the two incidents are at all related, although if Craig is hoping to keep these rumors at bay, this won't help much. Not that it matters. With an awesome pad like this one, he shouldn't have trouble finding anyone of any gender to keep him company!

Gawker

video said...

Jake Gyllenhaal on The Early Show (5.27.10)

Tag Eriksson said...

I got some prime real estate to show Jake!

Jake said...

Yes, please!

Anonymous said...

gniloh: Newspapers got so many half naked photos of Jake Gyllenhaal these days :D
10 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

giovanealex: "Significa". http://bit.ly/aj4iYw (expand)
3 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

Awww, I liked that NYT review. :)

5 Reasons Not to See Sex and the City 2 (That You'll Totally Ignore and See the Movie Anyhow) said...

You will go see Sex and the City 2 because that is what homosexuals, just like the rest of America and perhaps the world (with the exception of the Middle East) will do, because we are sheep and we do what Michael Patrick King wants. You will not like it very much, at least not as much as the first film, and certainly not Seasons 4 and 5. And now I will tell you why. (Possible spoilers ahead.)

5. The gay wedding between Anthony and Stanford wasn't just unbelievable (in the not able to believe way), it was atrocious. Is this what passes for camp these days? Actual swans, choir boys, and when you get enough gays in the room Liza Minellli just "manifests"? (Actually that was a funny line.) Not to mention the whole thing centered around Anthony's belief that he's going to continue to cheat after they're married, because what gay male couple doesn't sleep with other people.

4. Too much menopause. We get it, Samantha, you're going through the changes. But must every other punchline be about yams and pills? For a whole scene there you had orange Dioscorea around your lips in what looked like a bizarre herpes flair-up.

3. Jason Lewis only appears shirtless in one scene. (But the giant boner and bare butt of the sophisticated older gent Samantha bangs helps make up for it.)

2. The stereotypes about Muslim men and women in the Middle East are about as flagrant, obvious, and stale as the stereotypes about gays. One of the butler's names was Abdul. "Like Paula." Jesus.

1. Liza Minelli singing "Single Ladies." Yes, it was that bad, even with moving pictures to distract from the audio.

But the No.1 reason to see SATC 2? Cynthia Nixon playing Miranda. Among all the ladies, her physical appearance was the most flawless (Kristin Davis the most … exhausted). She received some of the best lines and managed to steal almost every scene.

Queerty

Anonymous said...

Weird, Jake's POP after Pirates of the Caribbean is like Austin's John From Cincinnati after the Sopranos. Both are a new series trying to make a mark after a beloved one is finished and will be compared with. JFC didn't last; maybe POP will.

Anonymous said...

:) It has it moments, I'm sure.

BTW, I have always thought Rudolph Valentino is beautiful.

Anonymous said...

WHICH IS GAYER — SEX & THE CITY 2 OR PRINCE OF PERSIA?
This week I caught screenings of Sex and the City 2 and Prince of Persia which was interesting as both are of gay interest and open today. But if you can only see one this weekend, which should it be? I've put together a handy analysis to help you decide!

Does it have a gay icon?
SATC2: None other than Carrie Bradshaw! Plus Liza Minnelli!
POP: Jack Twist is in the house! Yes, it's two time AfterElton Hot 100 champion Jake Gyllenhaal!
Which is more gay? POP gets this category. Sorry, Carrie. Brokeback Mountain trumps all.

Does it celebrate heterosexual love and reinforce heteronormativity?
SATC2: Definitely. Carrie and Big, Carrie and Aiden, Samantha and anyone male.
POP: Its budget was $150 million. So of course, Prince Dastan falls for Tamina and they live happily ever after.
Which is more gay? Big and Carrie discuss how they get to create their own rules for marriage. Very gay.

Does it have beefcake?
SATC2: It wouldn't be SATC without it, hence a couple of bare male bums, plus a Speedo wearing soccer team with some slo-mo close-up crotch shots.
POP: Jake Gyllenhaal did not get this ripped to hide his body. But the long hair does not work work for him.
Which is more gay? SATC2 has better beefcake if briefer time on screen, but Jake is in all of POP. However, that hair is so bad I'm calling it for SATC2 anyway.

Does it celebrate gay love?
SATC2: Yep! Stanford and Anthony get married!
POP: Did I mention its budget was $150 million? So what do you think?
Which is more gay? A same-sex wedding with a gay men's chorus and Liza Minnelli? Come on.

Does it have big musical numbers?
SATC2: Natch. Liza Minnelli sings "Single Ladies" while the gals sing "I am Woman."
POP: It's aimed at teenage boys. What do you think?
Which is more gay? Really? You need to ask?

Does it have exotic settings and colorful costumes?
SATC2: Like you wouldn't believe.
POP: Yes, and they actually work better than what's in SATC2.
Which is more gay? Since the outfits in POP are actually tasteful, I'm giving it to Jake and Co. I don't know what fool did most of the outfits in SATC2, but it's hard to believe they were gay.

Does it have homoerotic undertones and/or half-naked sweaty men wrestling each other?
SATC2: Not really. Big gets hit on at Stanford and Anthony's wedding.
POP: Definitely! How about a shirtless Jake wrestling another hottie! Lot's of men hugging after battles!
Which is more gay? POP for the win!

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