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March 10, 2005
One Adorable Blind Vice
Okay, sugar-muffins, the only reason this one's in the Vice section is because until quite recently, Toothy Tile was dating his superpopular, superannoyingly perfect girlfriend. Not boyfriend. Which, if you ask this old gossip whore, is the classification Tile would prefer his significant others be filed under in the very near future.
Mere days ago, while everyone was hooting and complaining about this gown and that host from the Oscars, Tile was right out in the open holding hands with his man in a West Hollywood restaurant--which shall remain nameless...because I love going there and they probably won't serve me anymore if I start outing their customers, ca-friggin'-peesh?
Not that I'd be outting anybody, anyway. Mr. Tile took care of that himself. Covertly, but he did it.
It was late in the afternoon; everybody had cleared out. Save Tile and his man-amigo, who extended his hands flat on the marble table (yes, that's a hint) until they were intertwined with Tile's. Massive smiles then appeared on both daring dudes.
Too sweet! And such a departure for this debauched department, doncha think? Don't worry, as sure as Tile's famous ex knew, deep down, way below her doable dimples, what Tile really wanted (hence, the breakup), next week, we'll be right back on salacious patrol, damn sure.
And it ain't: Tobey Maguire, Keanu Reeves, Jamie Foxx
by Ted Casablanca
Time flies! :)
Happy Toothy Birthday! :)
Watching oscars fashion police now. Joan rivers is hilarious!
about 2 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal!!! Jake Gyllenhaal!!! JAKE GYLLENHAAL!!!! That's how i wld scream that name!!!
about 1 hours ago
http://twitter.com/jimancasablanc
"Jake Gyllenhaal being media-pared with Olivia Munn and Rachel McAdams"
I think Olivia Munn is a total PR set up for PoP to attract the gamers. She is a host of G4TV (G4, also known as G4 TV, is an American cable- and satellite-television channel originally geared toward male viewers aged 12–28, devoted to the world of video games. wikipedia ) and she has a ‘geek’ fanbase (Olivia Munn of G4TV fame and dream girl of geeks world wide playboy cover). The timing of a 'hook-up' with a video game host with a geek fanbase smells too perfect for PoP. This is why Jake’s people is pushing this girl.
Rachel McAdams is being pushed for the chick-flicks tabloids followers who are looking for a ‘fairytale’ romance. Same target audience than Reeke.
From Taryn Ryder (she works with Ted):
Hmm...Jake Gyllenhaal being media-pared with Olivia Munn and Rachel McAdams throughout Oscar weekend. More scoop on one of these soon
about 15 hours ago
T Ryder
Posted on OMG by Special K
Which year was this? 2004?
IFC (Independent Film Channel) commercial with Jake and Austin
Olivia Munn of G4TV fame and dream girl of geeks world wide playboy cover
Ok, you convinced me, now I'll google this Olivia Munn person :)
Olivia Munn - I can see Jake's PR "using" her for spinning some heterosexual gossip, but not for the real bearding. Jake will have only 4 weeks for PoP promotion after Source Code filming, girls will prefer to see single Jake, straight boys don't care about gossip and publicity should be focused on Jake and Gemma.
Olivia Munn - I can see Jake's PR "using" her for spinning some heterosexual gossip
We don't need to do anything, Ted is doing a wonderful job!
Gemini850: @theawfultruth Toothy Tile looked great at the Oscars. I didn't know he look that good. Also was Lloyd boy-toy at the Oscars?
1 day ago
Gemini850: @theawfultruth OKay, I learned tonight that its Sean Hayed coming out on the advocate. I mean come on, We already knew he was gay.
2 minutes later
TheAwfulTruth: @Gemini850 You mean #Toothytile was at the Oscars? Really?
27 minutes later
Disney is wringing the pink out of its princess movies. [But not the prince flicks.]
"After the less-than-fairy-tale results for its most recent animated release, "The Princess and the Frog," executives at the Burbank studio believe they know why the acclaimed movie came up short at the box office.
Brace yourself: Boys didn't want to see a movie with "princess" in the title.
This time, Disney is taking measures to ensure that doesn't happen again. The studio renamed its next animated film with the girl-centric name "Rapunzel" to the less gender-specific "Tangled."
... Rapunzel isn't the only Disney princess to have a boy problem.
Concluding it had too many animated girl flicks in its lineup, Disney has shelved its long-gestating project "The Snow Queen," based on the Hans Christian Andersen story."
Source: Rapunzel Salvation: This Is Not a Princess Movie.
Fortunately, studies have shown that movies with "prince" in the title are completely rad with boys. ;)
Poor Jake. Will we get to see Jake's face when someone asks him about Matilda?
Honestly, I don't think there is much contact. Birthday cards, phone calls mostly, that is it.
As for why many internet fans were more interested in Rachel and Jake than what he said about Heath. Well, it's been 2 years and people moved on.
And no, his pain is certainly not bigger than that of Heath's family or childhood friends, but for some reason he chose to distance himself publicly from all of it. Why? Who knows. We'll probably never know.
With his letdown Prince of Persia flick coming out soon, Jake's going to need some female arm candy. Just wonder if Olivia's up for being his babe of choice?
I sincerely hope Ted is not right, and PoP will turn out to be an enjoyable flick.
Austin, BT - The more I think about it the more I think the thing Jake had with Austin is over. In my opinion, BT is absurd and Ted lost a lot of credibility with it. Who were his sources? I more and more think that Jake is bi and who knows if and whom he is dating right now. If Austin and Jake aren't a couple anymore, I do think they may have remained friends.
I demand the right to be sexually discriminated against in the box office!
Fortunately, studies have shown that movies with "prince" in the title are completely rad with boys.
Fortunately, boys are crazy about me!
As for why many internet fans were more interested in Rachel and Jake than what he said about Heath.
The fans are certainly more interested in Jake/Rachel than Jake was in Rachel.
internet fans were more interested in Rachel and Jake than what he said about Heath
Sure. Everyone's moved on, except for uptight Jake.
Funny thing about shooting a film in one set for an extended period of time. About a week in, you begin to suffer from déjà vu & the sillys.
14 minutes ago
http://twitter.com/ManMadeMoon
internet fans were more interested in Rachel and Jake than what he said about Heath
Actually Jake didn't say anything about Heath.
Jake, Rachel and Oscar winner
Jake reveals his sexuality
Gabby wants him to prove it
The fans are certainly more interested in Jake/Rachel than Jake was in Rachel.
Duh!
Jake, Mr Fletcher and Rachel
Gabby wants him to prove it
LOL
For those who aren't registered at IHJ Jake, Rachel, Oscar winner
Two tinypics in case one gets lost!
Jake, Mr Fletcher and Rachel
Now come on, they were supposed to ecort the winner out. She couldn't walk as fast with that dress.
There were many other picturs where he was smling at Rachel. And NO, even if Jake were straight I'm not a proponent of this coupling. I hope McJakey ("barf worthy Lamey's" invention) is forgotten by next week.
Just ventured into babblers' nest - they’re creaming their plus-size underwear over Jake/Rachel, squeeing over some lousy poll results about "the couple". So fucking pathetic!
Jake, Mr Fletcher and Rachel
Ace!
Gabby wants him to prove it
I love how her assistant is "Don't worry, you just get on your knees and I'll lift up the dress"
There were many other picturs where he was smling at Rachel.
Of course Jake was smiling at Rachel and 50 other people, there is no reason why Jake wouldn't like her. The point is that Rachel was just part of the gig and that Jake always prefer the company of men.
Jake would look adoring even if he was paired up to present the Oscar with Jessica Fletcher.
Jake would look adoring even if he was paired up to present the Oscar with Jessica Fletcher.
Not really.
Yes, really.
Why should I stay with my co-presenter when I can do a l'il schmoozing with an Oscar-winning screenwriter?
Just ventured into babblers' nest - they’re creaming their plus-size underwear over Jake/Rachel, squeeing over some lousy poll results about "the couple".
Poor babblers, still trying to convince themselves that Jake might like women.
Babblers would have Jake and Jessica living happily ever after in Cabot Cove!
Jake, looking lovingly at the fangirl :)
Why should I stay with my co-presenter when I can do a l'il schmoozing with an Oscar-winning screenwriter?
It's always a good thing to be in good terms with producers, directors, script writers. Little averge talented, cute, not influential actresses are not important in comparison. ;)
Actor Corey Haim has died, LAPD confirms. Appears to have been accidental death.
^ So true.
Jake, looking lovingly at the fangirl :)
He's not always looking lovingly at fans, but that's cute. Chubby, cute little teenager in love with Jakey. lol
Jake was thrilled that he had at least one fangirl left.
LOL
But Jake will always have babblers! lol
Actor Corey Haim has died, LAPD confirms. Appears to have been accidental death.
And another one bites the dust. It's probably drugs...AGAIN.
The Corey Haim info was from ABC News in case anyone's wondering (I didn't bother to link it). I can't believe TMZ didn't have it before them!
Sorry it's ABC7 News
The Corey Haim info was from ABC News in case anyone's wondering (I didn't bother to link it). I can't believe TMZ didn't have it before them!
Hopefully we don't have to endure an exaggerated hoopala like with no talent Brittany Murphy. Do these no talents think by od-ing they will achieve a post mortem status like Phoenix, Ledger or Jackson?
Jeez, get clean and continue living a Z-list actor life. What losers.
Dear Ted:
I have been reading your column since early 2000s ('00-'02). I remember you talking about Toothy Tile then. I always thought it was Tommy boy. What say you?
—Flash
Dear Hard to Say:
Which "Tommy boy" are you referring to? Hanks? Interesting, but way off.
Dear Ted:
I read a lot more in your columns about Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols than I'd expect to. Figured the four of us One Tree Hills fans were the only ones left who cared. Go figure! Anyway, what ever happened to the rumored romance between Sophia Bush and James Lafferty? Seems like that went poof!
—Emily
Dear Out With the Old Costar:
Yeah, they were together for a hot second. What castmembers haven't on this set? After all, OTH has been around since before Sarah Palin killed her first moose, right?
Dear Ted:
Who's deeper in the closet? Toothy or Judas Jack-Off? I'd say Toothy, since he's also hiding Baby Tile, but JJO seems to go to great lengths to hide his true self...thoughts?
—Scott
Dear Hard One:
Tough! The way Toothy's been acting lately, I'm gonna go with him. Though I don't say JJO coming out anytime soon, either.
Dear Ted:
Toothy Tile truly is never going to come out, is he? Just answer me this: Will Grey Goose continue to wait around for him, or is this duo running out of love and time?
—J
Dear Sweet Thing:
Poor Grey Goose will wait for his man until he's old and stuffed, hence, his name.
Bitch Back!
Ted's faith in Toothy seems to have vanished overnight. I think Ted knows Jake is planning to beard again :(
^^From his prediction that Toothy is going to come out sooner then later now he says he won't come out anytime soon. Shut up Ted! The guy knows shit.
There are still a lot of things that indicates Jake is gay but Ted's Toothy stories are not credible any they never were.
1. blonde
2. long hair
3. petite (no yucky big boobs)
4. have ex named Ryan
"There are still a lot of things that indicates Jake is gay but Ted's Toothy stories are not credible any they never were."
IA.
You forgot-
5.A list star who can help advance movie career
"1. blonde
2. long hair
3. petite (no yucky big boobs)
4. have ex named Ryan"
LOL.
Who gives a shit about beards, tell us about your ideal man requirements :)
Leading causes of preventable death in the United States (wikipedia)
Tobacco smoking 18.1% of total deaths
Overweight and Obesity 15.2%
Alcohol 3.5%
Infectious diseases 3.1%
Toxins 2.3%
Traffic collisions 1.8% o
Firearms deaths 1.2% i
Sexually transmitted infections 0.8%
Drug abuse 0.7%
It only looks like lots of drug deaths because celeb ODs gets splashed across the media.
You forgot-
5.A list star who can help advance movie career
Rachel can not help Jake advance his career. She is a mediocre, admittedly pretty actress, but she doesn't have a long future. I doubt she has important connections either.
From the young actresses it's Kate Winslet, Maggie G., Michelle, Anne, Carey Mulligan who, I think, have a chance for a long career.
"A" list star didn't help Jake's career.
Reese: Asshole list star
I believe in Ted. I think his info is right and the Toothy Tile story is true (with Grey Goose and BT included).
I believe in Ted.
Form your own opinion and don't rely too much on a internet gossipers opinion.
Hopefully we don't have to endure an exaggerated hoopala like with no talent Brittany Murphy.
People I'm acquainted with have worked with Brittany and they said she was a sweet person who delivered her all on their project. I don't think her problems included lack of talent.
Ted is leading on and on. This will go on as long as he is employed for E. I wouldn't take this too seriously and have fun with it. Let's just follow Jake and see what happens. :)
I don't think her problems included lack of talent.
No, but lack of brains. I'll give you that, she wasn't an atrocious actress. ;)
From the young actresses it's Kate Winslet, Maggie G., Michelle, Anne, Carey Mulligan
Did you see Nate's interview with Tom Ford? Tom said Carey was his favorite. She's been anointed by the king of cool.
Aren't you forgetting someone?
She's been anointed by the king of cool.
Not bad! :)
No, but lack of brains.
Unfortunately, I have to agree.
For those who aren't registered at IHJ
That's kind of you. But isn't everyone here a charter member? ;)
Everyone is stupid at one time or another!
9:06, maybe not newbies. We can't withhold that pic from them now can we?!
Fuck!
Gabby wants him to prove it
LMAO. Someone needs to post this pic on the Lashers thread at DC with the article that captioned the pic as Jake and Gabby arriving together.
Jake & Gabby Arrive Together
There are still a lot of things that indicates Jake is gay but Ted's Toothy stories are not credible any they never were.
I think the original Toothy "One Adorable Blind Vice" was true - after that, who knows? Ted has definitely been milking this thing for five years with no sign of slowing down.
You write the caption
(picture of Jake & Gabby)
The Gossip Boy
ONTD - John Krasinski is getting closer and closer to landing the title role in Marvel Studios' The First Avenger: Captain America
Gemma said...
Aren't you forgetting someone?
It's going to be interesting seeing Sam Worthington with Gemma (Titans opens 2 April) vs. Jake with Gemma (opens 28 May).
Sam is a Harrison Ford-type actor, no evidence of great range but a very credible screen presence, a manly man. CoT has a great cast, too - Ralph Fiennes, Liam Neeson, the wonderful Pete Postlethwaite, Danny Huston, super-talented Nicholas Hoult. Hot!
Nathan Lane once said about his homosexuality "My life is an open book, but that doesn't mean I have to read it to everyone".
Oops, that was David Hyde Pierce.
9:56AM, both Lane and Pierce are out.
A manly man? He's a ginger with freckles!
You've been wondering it. We've been wondering it. And while Barbara Walters regrets these types of questions, Larry King asked Rep. Eric Massa if his unseemly groping of male staffers makes him a gay.
He didn't like the question, and he refused to answer it. And we all know what that means. (Is Massa professing to be a heterosexual? Well, he wasn't doing that last night.)
Massa, wisely, hid behind the "that's offensive" defense. And not because it probed into Massa's personal life (which everyone will be doing), but because it branded the gay community as, well, as disgusting as Eric Massa. And that is why the disgraced former congressman wouldn't answer it.
And really, stop point to all your years in the Navy. Because talking about all the sailors we should speak to to assess your sexuality makes you sound like a giant 'mo. On the other hand, thank you for 30 seconds of television that was more interesting than a whole hour of Glenn Beck.
Queerty
Usually trapped behind a public veil of un-acknowledgment and elephants in rooms, Anderson Cooper's boyfriend Benjamin Maisani made his big debut at Vanity Fair's Oscar party. But miraculously, his name managed to escape the photo agency's captions.
The Getty-owned WireImage agency took this picture of Cooper, the Seinfelds, and the back of what appears to be Maisani's head in what is the closest thing to visual confirmation of the pair attending together. The arrival of the CNN newsman and the East Village gay bar owner together is a milestone because the party was a "very public event," notes Brian Moylan. Which is true, in a sense: All eyes are on the party, and there's a massive photo dump going on in real-time as photographers snap away at guest arrivals and such, uploading pictures to WireImage's servers before offloading them to People.com and other high bidders.
But truly, the Vanity Fair Oscar party is like Fort David on marching powder: Security is insanely tight, legit invites terribly difficult to come by, and the only way to get guaranteed access to the event is to marry editor Graydon Carter. Or win an Oscar.
But hey, congrats on becoming this year's Vanity Fairies.
Queerty
You write the caption (picture of Jake & Gabby)
Gabi - I'm gonna need at least two of these to call it an entreé! Yums!
Jake - And I'd like to cancel my order... please?
Chris Rushton is a 19-year-old nursing school student who uploads videos of himself lip-syncing to American Idol performances. Sometimes he takes us on shopping adventures. He's cute, he's adorable, and he got it on with Adam Lambert.
Little did we know our YouTube crush slept with one of the world's most famous gay singers. Who he also sort of looks like.
After meeting through a mutual friend (and then over text message) and learning they were both going to audition for American Idol, the duo finally met up at the San Francisco auditions. As we all know, Adam went on from there; Chris didn't. They went their separate ways, but that wasn't the end of their encounters. Adam met up with Chris at a nightspot he said he was going to, one thing led to another, and Adam drove Chris back to his place. In his black Trans Am. The rest, they say, is sexistory.
(Scroll to 19:10 for the Adam portion)
So what was the sex like? "I tried really hard," says Chris jokingly during a Feast Of Fun interview. "I wanted to impress him."
Was the sex good? "It was. I really can't complain. I didn't expect to … [bottom, haha]."
Would he hook up with Adam again? "Yeah. … He can grow a full chest of hair. I rolled over and there was a line of eye liner on me in the morning."
Queerty
Jake Revving an Engine—Instead of a Chick?
Well, we already told you Jake Gyllenhaal wasn't seriously movin' on from Reese Witherspoon with hottie Olivia Munn, right? (As if.) So just how will the cute little beefy boy get back into a hot, full-throttle sitch, you wonder?
Yeah, whatever, even if you don't, we do! 'Cause we are serious about our love for the Jakey-poo, a man who lives to keep us all guessin'. But it's no secret what J.G.'s next somewhat surprising move just might be...
Inside sources exclusively reveal to us that Gyllenhaal's peeps have contacted the races of all races, the Indianapolis 500, to try and finagle the dimpled movie star as this year's Grand Marshal!
Get out!
That's like, so Paul Newman! Or just really weird, not sure which.
"They're trying to push him for Prince of Persia," snipped one of deal-making insiders, regarding Camp Gyllenhaal's motivations. "I don't know if it's going to work out, though."
No deal, we're told, has yet been finalized. Dates make sense, at least, as Prince opens Memorial Day weekend, the same time they run the Indy 500.
Still, not exactly sure what Prince's flowing-haired, battling and lovelorn hero has to do with toughass race-car driving, but guess there's supposed to be an action connection? Desperately trying to open an overly expensive, kinda weird-sounding flick is more like it, but we've always been a bit on the caustic side here at the A.T. Maybe there's a more plausible fit we're not getting?
We've asked Jake's rep for comment and to help us out here. We'll keep you informed.
________
Is Jake hosting a good or bad idea? Weigh in on Ted's Facebook page!
The Awful Truth
That's like, so Paul Newman! Or just really weird, not sure which.
:)
That's like, so Steve McQueen:
One thing Downey Jr. comes back to repeatedly when he speaks of Gyllenhaal is how tough Jake is.
“You could say he's too sensitive for this industry. That’s not even the right word.
He’s clear. But he’s also a total badass. He and Steve McQueen would
have gotten along amazingly. Guys who will do anything, anywhere.
A lot of people think actors are pussies. That isn’t the case.
He's nice, all right, but he’s also wet, dark, and wild."
The 94th Indianapolis 500 is scheduled to be run on Sunday, May 30, 2010 at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
The Indianapolis 500-Mile Race, often shortened to Indianapolis 500 or Indy 500 and commonly known simply as The 500, is an American automobile race, held annually over the Memorial Day weekend at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Speedway, Indiana. The event lends its name to the IndyCar class, or formula, of open-wheel race cars that have competed in it.
The event, billed as The Greatest Spectacle in Racing, is one of the oldest, and considered one of the three most significant, motorsports events in the world.
Disney must be really nervous about PoP.
Film buzz on PoP is far from as good as what Clash of the Titans is getting. Jake needs to goose his manly-meter with sexy chicks and fast cars.
Clash of the Titans
84% on RT Community Tomatometer
Prince of Persia
65% on RT Community Tomatometer
Jake and race car drivers in skin-tight pants - is that a good idea? ;)
YES!
Still, not exactly sure what Prince's flowing-haired, battling and lovelorn hero has to do with toughass race-car driving, but guess there's supposed to be an action connection?
No real connection. It's more about appealing to the very "manly" very het race car driving audience - and their wives/girlfriends, who don't want their fantasy men to be gay, thank you very much. I actually can't see how it's a bad idea or any downside to it as far as PR goes.
Indianapolis 500 - would Jerry be there too?
It's more about appealing to the very "manly" very het race car driving audience - and their wives/girlfriends, who don't want their fantasy men to be gay, thank you very much.
Not true. Why must you continue to push this antiquated thinking? It's almost as bad as the homophobes. I really don't think most people spend a lot of time worrying about someone's sexuality, and many straight women don't mind their fantasy men being gay at all.
I think it sounds weird, and really, aren't all those "tough" guys going to take one look at Jake and say WTF?
Why are they tough guys? They're just guys.
iRealEstateGirl: Gabby Sidibe talks photo bombing Jake Gyllenhaal at an Oscar party. Here she is on Jimmy Kimbell. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcirs2
6 minutes ago
"He's nice, all right, but he’s also wet, dark, and wild."
Most embarrassing overkill description ever - sounds like the DVD profile of a gay fetish porn star. Middle America still thinks gays equal rainbows, limp wrists and dark icky sex. If he was trying to boost Jake's macho cred, Downey and his gay sensibility did Jake no favors with those words. (And then some fansite named itself wetdark and wild. lol! Poor Jake.) Someone needs to explain to Downey that going on about how "baddass" someone is automatically means they are not.
A badass just is. No one has to say, "Clint is a real badass. He's not a pussy. He's actually really wild!"
many straight women don't mind their fantasy men being gay at all.
oh RLY??? so who are your fantasy gay men? (besides jake, who is still officially a question mark.)
(if you are into nathan lane fantasies, I must actually respect you.)
I really don't think most people spend a lot of time worrying about someone's sexuality,
Seriously? Ever hear of a little thing called Prop 8 - why must you continue to pretend that the US isn't still in the stone age when it comes to issues of sexuality - especially homosexuality. FFS, even alluding to the fact that Jake may not be 100% straight was banned from a site supposedly dedicated to gay issues.
and many straight women don't mind their fantasy men being gay at all.
LOL. Define "many." This site isn't representative of the US, far from it. Go visit the babblers and DC Forum and you'll get a better feel for what the real mindset is. Why do you think HW fights so hard to keep gays in the closet?
Most embarrassing overkill description ever - sounds like the DVD profile of a gay fetish porn star.
WHAT?!
Ever hear of states where same sex couples can marry? That would have been unthinkable in years past. Don't dwell on where people can't - and that will change in time as well.
I don't need to define anything for you - you evidently haven't heard of the slash phenomenon. Why don't you come up with actual figures to justify your antiquated arguments. Of course this site is representative - all blogs are.
I'd be willing to bet the majority of posters on this site are straight and female. I don't think a small segment of the DC forum means that much, honestly.
Some of the same people post on the small segment of the DC as Babble, they cancel each other out IMO. :)
Ever hear of states where same sex couples can marry? That would have been unthinkable in years past. Don't dwell on where people can't - and that will change in time as well.
Of course I have. And those state are still in the great minority. And it's not a matter of dwelling on the negative, it's about facing the reality of the situation. Things don't just magically "change" with time - you have to fight for it and you can't do that while pretending there isn't a problem.
you evidently haven't heard of the slash phenomenon.
LOL. I've written slash. And I do know from discussions I've had with actual slash writers and readers that a LOT of them keep their writing and reading habits a secret - even from their husbands and some RL friends.
The racing world has changed - women are no longer decoration, they actually know about and drive cars. Ever hear of Danica Patrick? There are gay men and women in all aspects of life and of sports, as we all know. That said, there's nothing wrong with an actor or producer of a film reaching out to as many potenial moviegoers as possible - has nothing to do with a so-called antiquated "het" image or trying to appeal to a so-called "het" audience. It's an audience, period. Plus Paul Newman liked to race, and he has a connection to Jake and his family.
Well, I do not keep my hobby or reading habits a secret from anyone. There's nothing to hide. My husband knows same sex sex is a turn-on for me, and my family and close friends know I read/write. It's writing, there's sex in all writing.
I'd like to read some of your slash, because you are very good at filling in the blanks of people's posts with your own fantasies. Noone said changing society's views didn't take work. Just look at how much work was necessary even to get to where we are now with same sex rights. A lot of work, and there's still more to go, of course. States where same sex couples can marry are in the minority, but it was even worse before that. Please don't try to minimize the progress that has been made - that's very definitely a reality.
Well, I do not keep my hobby or reading habits a secret from anyone.
Good for you! And I mean that sincerely. Everyone should have that attitude - but not everyone does - yet.
because you are very good at filling in the blanks of people's posts with your own fantasies..
I could say the same about you. Sure, we've made some progress. Not sure why my pointing out that we've got a long way to go in this country pissed you off so much - my view isn't "antiquated" - I'm simply pointing out the reality that there is a lot of antiquated thinking out there yet. Not sure why that created such an extreme reaction from you, but whatever. Try having a gay couple display some PDA at a NASCAR event or at the Indy and then tell me about progress.
That said, I don't try to impose my thoughts about slash sex on real people, or focus on the sex aspect too much - I think it can be objectifying in the way that porn traditionallly has been for women. I wouldn't be surprised if there are gay and lesbian people who object to it for that reason. They are real, everyday people living the same lives as everyone else.
Sorry, I react extremely to just about everything. It's the way I am. :)
And not only is same-sex sex sexy, it's also very romantic - the most romantic and sexy movie I have ever seen is Maurice - I could watch it over and over again. It's also tragic, in that one man cannot live his life the way he wants to. Gorgeous movie. Brokeback too.
They are real, everyday people living the same lives as everyone else.
ITA.
Sorry, I react extremely to just about everything. It's the way I am. :)
No problem :) Extreme can be good when channeled the right way!
Info futile du jour: Jake Gyllenhaal et Kirsten Dunst mangent presque tous les matins chez Olive + Gourmando dans le Vieux-MTL. #paparazzi
16 minutes ago via web
[Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst eat almost every morning at Olive + Gourmando in Old MTL]
http://twitter.com/hugodumas
I'm glad you feel that way, Anon. 12:44. :* BTW, my slash is the most gawd-awful, terrible crap, but it's a fun hobby and I enjoy it. There are some really great writers out there too. :)
Great slash writers - does B73 write under a different name?
She doesn't write BBM slash anymore.
BTW, my slash is the most gawd-awful, terrible crap, but it's a fun hobby and I enjoy it.
LOL. It should be a fun hobby and all about enjoyment.
does B73 write under a different name
Raven and something?
An astounding 34% of voters have declared Jensen Ackles as the celebrity they would want to have sex with. So in regards to that, we have made Jensen our Hump Day Humper.
What is it about Mr. Ackles that gets the hearts pumping? That deep sexy voice that escapes from the television during Supernatural? Or maybe it's the tall, rippled body that we know is hidden under those clothes.
Either way, Jensen beat out some pretty sexy men in the competition. I recall getting a tweet telling me that with Robert Pattinson in the competition, there would be no competition. Sorry tweet tweet, Jensen beat Robby by 12%. Now if we can only convince Jensen not to marry Danneel Harris, all would be right with the world. Maybe we will get lucky and he will come to his senses and see what he is getting himself into.
The other contenders in the "Who Would You Do?" poll really didn't compare to the outpouring, or should I say leg spreading, that was sent Jensen's way.
Ryan Reynolds got 12% while newlywed Jared Padalecki got 10% . Jake Gyllenhaal got measly 7%, followed by Chris Evans, Zac Efron, and Kellan Lutz.
I'm shocked to find Kellan in last place. If I had to choose a vampire to do, it would be him. Have you seen what he is packin? But out of that list, I think I'd have to pick Chris Evans for the one night stand. I don't know what it is, but I want to make his flame come on.
Hump Day Humper
Just ventured into babblers' nest - they’re creaming their plus-size underwear over Jake/Rachel, squeeing over some lousy poll results about "the couple".
LOL. What's really funny is how UV keeps trying to pretend she's above all that kind of gossip, finds it "silly" etc., - but then she keeps posting pictures of them together, even on the Lashers thread. So transparent, it's hard to believe anyone falls for it.
Jake Gyllenhaal got measly 7%
Oh no, no one wants to have sex with Jake!
we have made Jensen our Hump Day Humper.
What?! That's my title.
she keeps posting pictures of them together, even on the Lashers thread
Did UV post our favorite picture of Jake, Mr Fletcher and Rachel?
So that twitter is saying Jake and Kirsten have breakfast there together almost every morning? Or separately? Hey Jake might be getting a new/old beard!
I'm into recycling!
Hey Jake might be getting a new/old beard!
No way in hell, lol.
I think the twitter means they have breakfast at the same place but not together.
E! news had a brief report about Jake and Olivia Munn. It said that despite the rumor that they are the new 'it' couple, the true is they just met last Saturday at a pre-Oscar party and they are not an item.
Why did they say that? Why didn't they leave it open to speculations?
E!'s "The Daily Ten" had a preview of the new US Weekly and it has an article about Jake and Olivia Munn hooking up. The Daily Ten said this report is not true.
The US weekly report is one full page with a small picture of the Chin and the agent on a date below showing how she moved on first.
showing how she moved on first
LOL
By holding a CAA employee hostage!
Did UV post our favorite picture of Jake, Mr Fletcher and Rachel?
Just went back and looked (ugh). Nope! What a shock! Not our favorite one, LOL. She did post the side shot of just Jake and Fletcher where Jake is patting him on the shoulder. And, of course, there's a couple big pictures of Jake and Rachel as they are coming onto the stage and he's holding her hand - which she captioned "Ever the gentleman." LOL. As though all the male/female presenters don't hold hands as they walk on.
I bet some other rag will have a story about Jake and Rachel McAdams hooking up.
Does Anybody Really Buy The Act?
Since we have already established that it is not easy to be "gay in Hollywood," you then have to wonder. Does anyone really ever buy the image that stars try to sell them? You have some celebs who tip of the paparazzi with information of there whereabouts to that they stay relevant, and some that embrace that charade with open arms.
What I am trying to understand is, why put so much hard work and effort into something that people are questioning anyway? You have two people who are forced to act like a happy couple when most of the time they cannot stand each other. So many people are hurt by the outcome of these situations and innocent people get sucked into so much, I don't think it is wort it.
Does the studios think we are stupid. I mean, it's obvious that some people do fall in love while filming. Well, in lust. But when every single co-star begins pairing up, did they think we wouldn't notice? And now not only movie studios, but television networks have discovered the same recipe. I personally still do not get the appeal of seeing a movie or watching a show just because the co-stars are together. Doesn't everyone realize that
it's a movie, not Real World? We aren't not getting a glimpse into their lives.
Of course there are levels to the showmance. You have your PB, paparazzi buddy. They are generally just someone that you get photographed with in places that it seems you were trying to avoid it. Then you have you Shipmates. They are the ones that you are actually "dating" and must be seen at least once a day doing normal things. Then you have the contractors. They are the ones who walk down the aisle. Usually only lasting a couple of years just to garner publicity. All of these are meant for publicity but a lot of them usually a bigger name with a smaller name.
But when the stars go into the showmance willingly, it is usually to hide something. For instance, if sexuality is an issue, obviously a beard is the way to go. But some have such big stars in their eyes that they know by hooking up, they will get stalkerazzi after them. Some have spun such huge public stories that they have lost themselves in the whole mess.
But does anyone really buy any of it? Fans already suspect things about their favorite stars and when you try to shove something fake down their throats they are going to know. Don't stars realize that fame is something you can never fully catch? You will be chasing it constantly. You can fake all you want to get where you want to be, but in the end you will end up alone. When the contracts run out, and the secrets are revealed, you lose everything you have worked for. So I hope all the money is enough, because that's all you, and maybe I, will have to keep you warm at night.
(article includes pictures of Reeke and Austin/Sophia)
The Gossip Boy
Fuck. Too bad we can't match Jake up with Maggie.
Fuck. Too bad we can't match Jake up with Maggie. The Oscar red carpet pics were beautiful.
FYI, there are rumors on this LJ board that Jake is GB--he does fit A LOT of the clues (including the reference to his having an MTV Award).
Just went back and looked (ugh). Nope! What a shock! Not our favorite one, LOL.
Duh! Babllers are my nice fans!
FYI, there are rumors on this LJ board that Jake is GB
What LJ board?
Please use TGB for The Gossip Boy.
There's an LJ board for TGB fans where they're speculating that TGB is Jake--and their reasoning I must say is compelling. But if Jake is TGB, why would be he obsessed with Jared what's his name?
FYI, there are rumors on this LJ board that Jake is GB--he does fit A LOT of the clues (including the reference to his having an MTV Award).
IMO, that's absurd. So some anonymous person creating a blog claims they are an actor and they have an MTV Award. Shit, I can create a blog and say I have an Oscar! LOL. And, frankly, from the little I've read TGB doesn't sound too bright or that s/he has any "inside" information at all. I could've written that some article that's posted at 2:59 and I've been in CA once in my entire life.
I think TGB is not Jake.
I know I shouldn't, but I feel a secondhand embarrassment for Jake on the Indy 500 story if it's true. It just doesn't fit him, being a Grand Marshall at a race car event. Idc if it's the biggest race car event of the year, it just isn't him. It's like when we saw Reeke: it didn't compute, it didn't fit together, it didn't, like Forrest Gump says, "go together like peas and carrots." Jake and the Indy 500 just is, ugh.
The only way it might work having him attend is if it's a Paul Newman dedication theme and Jake can be the godson paying tribute to his godfather...but only as an attendee, not as a Grand Marshall.
I wish he/his PR would leave him alone and let him blossom as he is. I hope he has a good life and isn't pushed into being made a fool of. That's what I fear the most of for him, becoming an embarrassing joke.
But if Jake is TGB, why would be he obsessed with Jared what's his name?
DUH!
That's what I fear the most of for him, becoming an embarrassing joke."
You don't think this--"GIVE ME THE DAGA" is not embarrassing?
if you look back at "Gossip-boy" early tweets, they don't fit. He/she ajusted things once they knew they had an audience, easy.
So he says they have a MTV award, LOL!! I bet next they will say they have a Bafta. All info is easily available. on the net.
All I know is that they are obsesses with SN and the actors on there so I assume "gossip-boy" is from that fandom. Very easy to lurk around other fandoms and gossip blogs and develope a schtick, I guess the soap angle they were pushing didn't pan out.
On Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, Gabby Sidibe showed up with evidence of her "photobombing" Jake Gyllenhaal and re-enactments of steamy dance-offs with Madonna's dancers. But when she says she "met" Gerard Butler, it's a bit of an understatement.
If you tell Billy Bush that you'd "hit that," and you're at the Oscars, odds are the object of your desire is standing a foot away from you on the red carpet. Unsurprisingly, Gabby is entirely unembarrassed, and Butler comes off rather well himself.
Jezebel
ITA 3:31.
Sadly I wouldn't be surprised at a new beard. If that happens I think it will because of PoP, Jake and his people thinking Reeke problems was 100% due to the choice of beard, and that they think this time around they'll get it right.
I know I shouldn't, but I feel a secondhand embarrassment for Jake on the Indy 500 story if it's true.
I don't think that would be so bad, all boys love cars :)
I like Gabby, she's untainted by HW and is not hung up on trying to play it cool and act how so many actors seem to think they have to act on the red carpet, in interviews, etc.
Jake Gyllenhall Double Fisting in New Prince of Persia Poster
Is that the Dagger of Time in your pocker, or are you just happy to see me?
UV keeps trying to pretend she's above all that kind of gossip, finds it "silly" etc., - but then she keeps posting pictures of them together, even on the Lashers thread. So transparent, it's hard to believe anyone falls for it.'
Lashers are now shipping Rake like crazy. She really knows how to play them, lol.
Lashers has long ago turned into Babbler Central 2 and you know babblers would ship Jake with just about any woman under 50. Big deal!
BlindGossip – There was a well-known entertainment pair at the Academy Awards who sat together, occasionally holding and laughing together. What a nice couple! Not. They actually can’t stand each other and haven’t lived together in months. However, as one of Hollywood’s perceived stable couples, they are not yet ready to explain to the world that their long-time (by Hollywood standards) relationship is over. Certainly not in such a public setting. And if one of them had showed up solo, or with another escort, it would have brought up too many questions.
So it was easier just to go together, pretend that everything’s great, and to go their separate ways after the big event… each to a new boyfriend.
Blind Gossip
The Hurt Locker's Jeremy Renner took his mom to the Oscars. He likes showtunes. He enjoys emotionally complex roles. All of this makes him a homosexual, the National Enquirer reports.
Under the editorship of David Perel, the Enquirer has enjoyed its share of outings. Larry Birkhead. Gayle King. Meredith Baxter. And yes, everyone's favorite "hiding in plain sight" 'mo, Anderson Cooper. The tabloid's batting average is pretty high, which lends some credence to their claims about the Oscar-nominated actor.
It doesn't make any of it right.
The Enquirer's main evidence comes from a quote — given to another publication years ago — from a forming acting coach, who said, "I have never had the pleasure of meeting Jeremy's boyfriend, but the fact that Jeremy is gay has never been a primary concern."
Now you can throw into the mix Renner's hug with co-star Anthony Mackie, called out by the Today show, and you have plenty of periphery evidence that Renner is A Gay. And then there's his 2002 flick Dahmer, where he plays the serial killer stalking a gay victim: [photos]
Queerty
^^^ Queerty comment by Marcus:
Wow. I knew this story was in Renner's future, but I have to admit, I didn't think it would be this soon.
To be honest, I work in Hollywood, and even though he isn't a big star, I have always heard that he was gay. No one made any big thing about it if I recall, but there you go.
from a forming acting coach, who said, "I have never had the pleasure of meeting Jeremy's boyfriend, but the fact that Jeremy is gay has never been a primary concern."
Big mouth!
Alice in Wonderland - despite good performances from Depp and Bonham-Carter, the movie is a bit messy and I found myself to be bored at times. Anne was cute as the White Queen. If you didn't see it already, wait for renting it on dvd.
Too cute!
Behind the camera are husbands John Hill and Micah Schraft. In front of the camera is Calen (who is, what, six?), who on the Friday after Thanksgiving "stopped us to ask for help washing his hands," who says, "This is the very first time I saw husbands and husbands. It's so funny. So that means you love each other!" And that was that.
This is the very first time I saw husbands and husbands. It's so funny. So that means you love each other!
^^^^ YouTube comment by stevndebbie
I had a similar conversation with my sons several years ago regarding my brother and brother-in-law. Wish I had it on video...how great this will be to show him when he's a teenager and the world tries to change his mind.
^^That was adorable from Calen, wasn't it? :)
I love Jeremy Renner, he's gorgeous.
That Calen kid is too adorable for words!
"This is the very first time I saw husbands and husbands!"
Calen: OK, I'm gonna go play ping-pong now.
Someone on here, I don't know if it's the same person or not, wastes an awful lot of their time being embarrassed for other people. :(
That was adorable from Calen, wasn't it?
That husband is adorable, too!
OT (or not) - is this a bold spot on Michelle?
pic
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Ok, it just looked to me like that. She has very thin hair anyway. Not a good hair quality at all.
Jake Gyllenhall Double Fisting in New Prince of Persia Poster
Is that the Dagger of Time in your pocker, or are you just happy to see me?
I'm so indifferent about PoP. On one hand I want to do it well, on the other I would never watch that kind of film if it wasn't for Jake.
^^It will be interesting to see how the success or lack of success (we are gonna see) will influence Jake's personal life and decisions.
I have never had the pleasure of meeting Jeremy's boyfriend, but the fact that Jeremy is gay has never been a primary concern.
If that's true, will Jeremy Renner come out?
This won’t go down well with the LGBT community. One Life to Live stars Brett Claywell and Scott Evans—who play gay couple Kyle and Fish—are being written off the show and will be gone by mid-April.
“We are concluding the story that we set out to tell with Kyle and Fish,” says executive producer Frank Valentini. “We are very proud to have broken new ground with a same-sex couple on daytime.”
Word is, the decision to drop the duo didn’t come easily. Kish has been a big success with the media and the show’s gay fans, and gay-advocacy groups have showered OLTL with awards for creating the trail-blazing couple. But sources at the network say the duo failed to resonate with the mainstream audience. Ratings for the ABC soap were particularly dismal in late 2009 during the weeks that Fish came out of the closet and he and Kyle officially became a couple.
But sources at the network say the duo failed to resonate with the mainstream audience. Ratings for the ABC soap were particularly dismal in late 2009 during the weeks that Fish came out of the closet and he and Kyle officially became a couple.
Bad news.
They are blaming the low ratings on the gays, but really that is the ONE story that has been giving the show positive press. It's shoving other characters and couples and dumb stories down viewers throats that is contributing to the crappy ratings. The gays are just the sacrificial lame. Disgusting.
Plus Scott Evans found out on Twitter. They didn't even tell them they were fired.
The gays are just the sacrificial lame.
I meant LAMB, obviously This situation is lame though.
Meanwhile, armchair matchmakers are attempting to will a relationship between Gyllenhaal and his Oscar night co-presenter, Rachel McAdams, into existence.
Sure, they looked adorable onstage, but is there potential for a love connection, or is this just a case of
the public casting around for a new dream couple who we can dub with an annoying nickname (we're partial to McGyllenhaal)?
The evidence remains circumstantial, at best: During a backstage interview with Oprah regular Nate Berkus, the buzz cut-sporting star of the forthcoming big-budget flick "Prince of Persia" held the actress's pink purse. Also, he introduced her to a pal by joking, "This is Rachel McAdams, she's the mother of my child!"
Life & Style adds that McAdams had her sister switch seats in the audience so she could sit next to Gyllenhaal and (fresh breath alert!) popped a mint in her mouth while sharing a laugh with him.
Like we said, circumstantial at best.
Wonderwall - Jake Gyllenhaal Makes Most of Eligible Bachelor Status
Sure. Everyone's moved on, except for uptight Jake.
March 10, 2010 7:44 AM
I think one of the reasons for Jake's awkward reaction to the interview is that he was scared what Nate was going to ask next, after the "I know you were close with HL". I think he is paranoid that someone would suggest they were more than friends. IMO he and Heath were both paranoid about it and Jake still is.
Life & Style adds that McAdams had her sister switch seats in the audience so she could sit next to Gyllenhaal and (fresh breath alert!) popped a mint in her mouth while sharing a laugh with him.
Is Rachel a cougar? (She's two years older than Jakey). ;)
Why didn't her gaydar went off after chatting with Jake? Or maybe it did later...
Life & Style made that up - Jake and Rachel presented together and I bet they were seated together.
lindsayrodier: my mom: "who was jake gyllenhaal dating?" me: "reese witherspoon?" her: "no, before that." me: "heath ledger?"
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Life & Style adds that McAdams had her sister switch seats in the audience so she could sit next to Gyllenhaal and (fresh breath alert!) popped a mint in her mouth while sharing a laugh with him.
Please. They were presenting together, it's only logical they would be seated next to each other, so why would she have to switch seats with her sister? God, the b.s these rags come up with his laughable.
Why didn't her gaydar went off after chatting with Jake? Or maybe it did later...
You mean when they were alone and she told him that she loved sucking cock and he said he does too?
I think one of the reasons for Jake's awkward reaction to the interview is that he was scared what Nate was going to ask next, after the "I know you were close with HL". I think he is paranoid that someone would suggest they were more than friends. IMO he and Heath were both paranoid about it and Jake still is.
He was definitely scared (and not just surprised) - you could see it in the way he just froze and the tone of that "Uh huh." But the stupid thing is, everybody and their brother knows he's Toothy Tile and no interviewer would dare ask him about that, so why would he think an interviewer(and especially Nate, who's a sweetheart) actually come out and ask him if he and Heath had a thing going on. A ridiculous overreaction and he just draws more attention to himself and his relationship with Heath by acting that way.
A ridiculous overreaction and he just draws more attention to himself and his relationship with Heath by acting that way."
Or maybe there WAS something there on Jake's part and he's afraid of being outed in that way.
A ridiculous overreaction and he just draws more attention to himself and his relationship with Heath by acting that way.
My thoughts exactly.
IMO he and Heath were both paranoid about it and Jake still is.
The paranoia was no doubt increased by their management. CAA wouldn't have been doing its job if it didn't tell them to stay far apart in public after the 06 Oscar race ended. Typecasting is a serious problem for actors and despite what slash lovers living in slashy internet bubbles think (I'm just teasing you, don't react extremely!), being gay is not yet a career booster for leading men in America.
Look at the reaction to to Jeremy Renner and Anthony Mackie's big hug. Mackie actually had to explain and defend it on tv. I find that outrageous, but there it is. Even though they appear to love each other like brothers, how many pap pics of JR and AM hanging out together will we see from now on? Public relations never ends if you're an actor.
p.s. I hope rumors about Jeremy's sexuality won't prevent him from now getting the big roles he so very, very much deserves.
^^He was definitely scared (and not just surprised) - you could see it in the way he just froze and the tone of that "Uh huh."
Agree with that too.
. I think he is paranoid that someone would suggest they were more than friends.
Where there's smoke, there's fire. ;)
The paranoia was no doubt increased by their management. CAA wouldn't have been doing its job if it didn't tell them to stay far apart in public after the 06 Oscar race ended. Typecasting is a serious problem for actors and despite what slash lovers living in slashy internet bubbles think (I'm just teasing you, don't react extremely!), being gay is not yet a career booster for leading men in America.
Sad but true.
I wish people would be more open and live and let live. As long as no one's doing anyone harm, why be so discriminating and judgemental? Sigh! :(
Forhead titts - "our eyes are up here", with Marion Cotillard.
9:42, is that why Jake and Heath used to meet up secretly because they couldn't be photographed together after the Oscars?
is that why Jake and Heath used to meet up secretly
LOL! No wonder Jake was shaking in his boots at the mention of Heath's name. If those secret meetings were revealed... :D
thenkelswaslike: Left my iPod at panda's, you officially have my entire life. Wut is I ta dooo? In other news, I hope Jake Gyllenhaal comes out.
32 minutes ago
LoL, from guys:
SkullyShrooms: I'm gay for Jake Gyllenhall
about 2 hours ago
shawnasstoller: ok a crying jake gylenhaal is hotter to me then a shirtless one..wowwww ok..the dude is just hot all the way around.-someone get him for me?
about 4 hours ago
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