Monday 1 March 2010

Source Code

Jake Gyllenhaal in Source Code
Darkness.

A SOUND slowly builds: the rhythmic rocking of a TRAIN'S WHEELS over RAILROAD TRACKS...

INT. HIGH SPEED TRAIN - MORNING

COLTER jolts awake. Sunlight hits his face.

He blinks. A stunned beat. He's disoriented.

Slowly he turns his head to one side...

PASSENGERS. Filling most of the seats. Office workers on their morning commute into a city.

Turning the other way, he‘s confronted with a window. Trees flash by, splitting the rising sunlight into a hypnotic strobe pattern.

Colter looks to be thirty years old. A military buzz cut. A disciplined physique, lean and spare, almost gaunt. Skin burnished by years of desert sandstorms and equatorial sun. His expression, prematurely aged by combat, is perpetually wary, sometimes predatory, accustomed to trouble.

Despite his military bearing, Colter wears a button down shirt and navy sports coat. On his wrist is a digital watch. It reads 7:40 a.m.

He swallows. A strange, creeping panic.

He has no idea where he is.

Source: ScriptShadow, Source Code by Ben Ripley

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riddle by Shaun Harrison said...

@anthkaye i hope Jake Gyllenhaal is one...
about 2 hours ago

http://twitter.com/shauneyboi

Brandon said...

Prince of Persia, this will be the best movie! with Jake Gyllenhaal he is the man!
17 minutes ago

reposting said...

I can't believe Jared P. got married. I feel a bit shell-shocked, and I'm not even a fan of his. I think some of it is lingering nightmares over a feared Reeke wedding.

reposting said...

JJ has added a rating system to the comments, and if a comment gets too many negative votes, it gets hidden! Guess of course which one that happened to on the Jared P. post--the only saying he's gay.

reposting said...

Why wouldn't Dusney be Ok with Jews? Jerry is Jewish. Besides Jake says that he is a practising Buddhist, well he did anyway, he also said that he feels more Jewish than anything.

IMO he isn't a religious Jew so any attepts to make him look "Christian" the past 2 years is all in your mind.

PS: I remember Theresa, who ran Heath's blog and knew him through her daughter said that she saw Jake and his father at Mass once, this was back in 2006.

I think the family is spiritual , although I think Maggie had Ramona christianed because Peter is Catholic

reposting said...

Maggie talked about serving Jewish food for Christmas, and made it clear she was doing the Christmas thing for Peter and his relatives. Not so sure they are brining up Ramona as a Catholic.

And yes, I know lots of people are Jewish at Disney, but there are also lots of gay people, and how many openly gay stars do you see at that studio?

I'm not saying Jake has been discriminated on the basis of being Jewish, but I do think that at times he has tried to make himself look more "mainstream" i.e, less Jewish.

Blonde, very waspy beards.

Mentions of churches and buddhism, but never synagogues, Jewish holidays, etc.

reposting said...

As opposed to the old days, when we got stories, for example, about his bar mitzvah.

Anonymous said...

If he's going to have a military buxx cut I hope that means the beard is going for Source Code.

Anonymous said...

I hope Jake's hair will stay like this and that he'll shave for the filming.

Source Code said...

Lunch on first day of shooting. All good. Rodene firing everybody for fun. Thank god she's here or I might have to work with an entire crew!
about 2 hours ago

http://twitter.com/ManMadeMoon

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
Just curious when we're gonna hear you weigh in on the fact that Reese is so desperate to look desired she's now hired her agent to be her boyfriend? I mean, isn't this a bit much? Though maybe he needs her too, so it might be a mutually beneficial arrangement, non?
—Caroline

Dear Business and Pleasure:
When has R.W.'s love life—at least recently—been anything but pathetic? I'm not saying she's paying the dude to be her BF, but Reesey sure does have back luck at picking guys, huh?


Dear Ted:
Could you please tell us, based on your information and belief, which of the following coupling will last the longest and which will expire first? Brangelina, Toothy and Grey Goose, Bradley and Renée or TomKat?
—Lilian

Dear Couples Counseling:
Brad and Renée will be over before you know it (if it isn't already) and with the constant rumors about trouble in both Brangelina and TomKat's relationships, something big is going to happen in at least one of them soon. As for T.T. and G.G.? I guess we'll have to see what happens if Toothy decides to come out.


Dear Ted:
In recent days you've been implying that our beloved Toothy Tile may see the light ("You may even hear from our pal Toothy soon."), be true to himself (and Grey Goose) and finally come out. But with his recent breakup so fresh, wouldn't his coming out be too embarrassing and potentially damaging for his ex-beard? She certainly has a career and image she needs to protect.
—Melina

Dear Know It All:
Well, if you're so confident you know who T.T. is, then why does he even have to come out in the first place?


Dear Ted:
Love you, Ted! And love seeing your cuddly pooches! A question: Has Shafterella Shoshstein met Baby Tile? Perhaps babysat for Toothy? Taken Baby Tile on walks in the park?
—Kelly

Dear Baby Business:
H'wood is a small town—plenty of connections between random people.


Bitch-Back!

PR said...

Guess of course which one that happened to on the Jared P. post--the only saying he's gay.

Jared Eng supports democracy. Majority rules, it is not his fault that gays and people who know how publicity machine works are in minority!

Anonymous said...

A question: Has Shafterella Shoshstein met Baby Tile? Perhaps babysat for Toothy? Taken Baby Tile on walks in the park?

Ewwwww! Kelly, bite your tongue!

Anonymous said...

Nice post, Jackie. SC sounds tense and interesting.

Anonymous said...

Nice post, Jackie. SC sounds tense and interesting.

Yes, it does. SC might turn out to be a real winner for Jake.

Atticus said...

A question: Has Shafterella Shoshstein met Baby Tile? Perhaps babysat for Toothy? Taken Baby Tile on walks in the park?

*wonders if his real name is Baby Tile*

Anonymous said...

SC might turn out to be a real winner for Jake.

Fingers crossed!

Prince Dastan, Donnie and Jack said...

Whilst watching the PRINCE OF PERSIA trailer, I suddenly realized what happened to Donnie Darko... he went back in time & became a Prince!!
about 1 hours ago
Harry Knowles, Ain't It Cool
Location Austin, Tx
http://twitter.com/headgeek666

@headgeek666 Honestly I think it's more about what really happened to Jack Twist by the looks of Gyllenhaal in that getup.
about 1 hours
http://twitter.com/TheFilmYap

Ennis said...

He's a fruit. That ain't my Jack.

BBMtinspace? said...

comedynetwork: Russell Peters to appear in Jake Gyllenhaal sci-fi film by 'Moon' director Duncan Jones http://bit.ly/djXyy3 (expand) #brokebackmountaininspace?
15 minutes ago

Maggie Gyllenhaal: Running Errands with Ramona! said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal steps out with her adorable 3-year-old daughter Ramona as the two run errands on Sunday (February 28) near their home in Brooklyn, New York. Maggie’s husband, Peter Sarsgaard, was also spotted going into their place.

The Crazy Heart Oscar nominee recently told THR that she’s so excited for the Oscars! “I’m looking forward to doing the whole thing, all the parties,” she said. “I know it’s crazy, but why not?”

As for who Maggie’s dying to meet, she said she’s hoping to run into Mo’Nique!

JJared

Brittany said...

I will mary one of two gay people. jake gyllenhaal or Ryan Seacrest.
8 minutes ago

http://twitter.com/got_ufeverish

Anonymous said...

Shutter Island - DiCaprio may not be the most versatile actor, but he has such great intensity in every role he does. Ben Kingsley was great (cool to see him in PoP and Source Code) and Michelle was really good too. She is very beautiful and she and DiCaprio look good together, very attractive. I liked their last scene together.

Anonymous said...

Natalie, Anne, ... I'm looking forward to a movie with Jake and Michelle :)

Anonymous said...

Natalie, Anne, ... I'm looking forward to a movie with Jake and Michelle :)

Maybe one day. :)

For now my fingers are crossed that LAOD will be (mostly) well received.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure LAOD will get great reviews - Anne and Jake are beautiful naked! ;)

Anonymous said...

There's no real nudity in the american films. In European productions (say, French) you will find real nudity.

Jake said...

Merkins!

Maggie said...

kgelardi: Does maggie gyllenhal have a kid? Pretty sure I just saw her on 19th.
33 minutes ago

largest gay wedding said...

D.C. group to attempt Guinness World Record for largest gay wedding: "The largest gay wedding in history is scheduled for Saturday, March 20th in Washington, DC. Up to 400 couples will exchange vows breaking the current Guinness World Record. The celebration is part of an all-day series of events called Our Time Has Come, a title chosen to signify the long road that many couples have traveled to marriage. Events slated for March 20 include a large group ceremony, individual private ceremonies and a gala-style reception."

Jake will be pleased! said...

Wired, GQ, The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, and Glamour will be the first Condé Nast magazines to have versions created specifically for the new Apple iPad. GQ will be the first to appear on the iPad, with its April issue already set to be distributed in that format. The other titles will follow in the following months (GQ already has a successful iPod app).

Anonymous said...

Seems March 20th will be a very important day for many. :)

party said...

Domanation: My Aunt Kathy is catering Maggie Gyllenhaal's oscar nom party this weekend. Way to go! Andy's grad party, Dr. House gigs, and now Gyllenhaal
3 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

February 27,2010

COLIN FARRELL was overcome with emotion at HEATH LEDGER's memorial service - because he felt it could have been him lying dead in the coffin.

The Brokeback Mountain star died from an accidental drug overdose in January 2008, midway through filming The Imaginarium Of Dr. Parnassus - and Farrell was one of three actors who stepped in to finish the role.

The Irish star, once one of Hollywood's wildest hellraisers, admits the tragedy had a profound effect on him, and prompted him to re-evaluate his life.

Farrell recalls, "(I felt) this could've been me. I wouldn't describe it as survivor's guilt, but yes, that came into it a little bit. It makes you ask some questions about yourself."

link

Anonymous said...

March 20 is the First Day of Spring too!

Anonymous said...

The Irish star, once one of Hollywood's wildest hellraisers, admits the tragedy had a profound effect on him, and prompted him to re-evaluate his life.

Good for him.

I once saw a picture of Colin and Heath together at the Globes afterparty in 2004. Heath accompanied Naomi Watts who was nominated.

Anonymous said...

My Aunt Kathy is catering Maggie Gyllenhaal's oscar nom party this weekend.

Maggie seems truly happy about the Oscar nod. ;)

Maggie said...
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Anonymous said...

JJared

Ramona is the perfect mix of Maggie and Peter. Cute girl!

Colin Farrell said...

Despite Ledger's death, Farrell reveals he has fond memories of the actor: "I knew him a little bit. I hadn't seen him in a few years then saw him a few months before he passed. He was one of the good ones -- a gorgeous dude, really kind and humble and smart and creative."

Do straight men call other men gorgeous? Weren't there rumors about him and Jared Leto during Alexander?

Anonymous said...

Colin and Jared

Anonymous said...

Do straight men call other men gorgeous? Weren't there rumors about him and Jared Leto during Alexander?

**

They do when one of them is dead.
I bet he meant "gorgeous" as Heath having a beautiful soul or something like that,though.

He and JL played lovers in ALEXANDER, maybe that's where the gay rumours come from.

Anonymous said...

I bet he meant "gorgeous" as Heath having a beautiful soul or something like that,though

Yeah, that's how I read it - "really kind and humble and smart and creative" describing more fully what he meant by gorgeous. Although Heath was physically gorgeous too - and always will be. :)

Anonymous said...

Colin has never been shy about talking about how guys are attractive. He's kind of like Ewan McGregor and Jonathan Rhys Meyers in that respect.

There's a picture of him making out with a guy...forgot his name. Diego?

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Colin in a movie where he played gay. A home at the end of the road or something like that. Some kissing, dancing but no hot sex scenes.

Anonymous said...

new PoP trailer

Anonymous said...

Damn, can't watch it. Is there anything new and worth mentioning?

Anonymous said...

Do straight men call other men gorgeous?

Colin's brother is gay, maybe using word like gorgeous is his influence?

Anonymous said...

Is there anything new and worth mentioning?

Only a few new scenes and we get to see the kid who plays the young Prince.

Justin Bond said...

ROAD TRIP!!! Here I come Montreal... Wha?
about 19 hours ago

RT @mxjustinbond: ROAD TRIP!!! Here I come Montreal... Wha? // Lucky Montreal--are you performing there?
about 19 hours ago

@ddemchuk No. Just hanging out for a few days with some friends.
about 18 hours ago

On the way to dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal tonight my girlfriend's baby puked all over my cashmere sweater. Jake didn't seem to notice. Phew!
about 3 hours ago

twitter.com/mxjustinbond

virus alert said...

Don't click on the link above:

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Nominee, ‘Can’t Wait’ for Oscars

my computer indicated intrusion attempt by the machine 94.23.72.47 which "matches the signature of known attack with Fake Antivirus Install Request 4".

Maggie, without link said...

“I’m looking forward to doing the whole thing, all the parties. I know it’s crazy, but why not?” she said. I agree! Embrace Oscar Week. “I’m hoping I can bring my mom, too, to the Governors Ball.” That’s screenwriter Naomi Foner. Otherwise, Maggie’s date will be actor husband, Peter Sarsgaard, who shoulda been nominated for his supporting role in “An Education.”

“My mom is throwing me a little party over the weekend,” Maggie confided. “Just family, and my teachers.” Her eyes lit up. “But they we’re going to do everything.” She has a full understanding of Mo’Nique’s trajectory as the “Precious” favorite.

“She’s the one person I really wanted to meet,” Maggie said. “But she didn’t come to the Nominees Luncheon.”

And Gyllenhaal is psyched for her co-star, the odds on favorite Best Actor, Jeff Bridges. “If he wins, it will bring the movie to a wider audience, and that’s all anyone wants.”

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Nominee, ‘Can’t Wait’ for Oscars

Anonymous said...

On the way to dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal tonight my girlfriend's baby puked all over my cashmere sweater. Jake didn't seem to notice. Phew!

Recently described as “A bar of gold in the new depression” by Hilton Als in the New Yorker, singer, songwriter and Tony-nominated performance artist Justin Bond is an Obie, Bessie and Ethyl Eichelberger Award winner and was named one of the top 40 favorite New Yorkers by Time Out New York and was listed by Time Out London as one of England’s 50 Funniest People. His debut EP Pink Slip was released in July 2009.

In 2008 he won rave reviews for his GLAAD nominated show Lustre which premiered at PS122 in the East Village and then went on to tour the Uk with stops in Manchester, England as part of the It’s Queer Up North Arts Festival and in a critically acclaimed run at London’s Soho Theatre (‘Justin Bond is a trans-atlantic cabaret messiah’ ***** Time Out London).

justinbond.com

stupid question said...

Justin Bond is a drag queen?

LAOD? said...

Chill. Jake Gyllenhaal's playing my cousin @JamieReidy in a movie. Not out until November, but it's already better than The Hurt Locker.
about 5 hours ago

http://twitter.com/thegregjohnson

Cantara said...

[Stephen Gyllenhaal] Jake's real ancestors, and not a Persian in the bunch. http://twitgoo.com/fmfj5
about 9 hours ago

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Colin in a movie where he played gay. A home at the end of the road or something like that. Some kissing, dancing but no hot sex scenes.

A Home at the End of the World
...
2004
A nude scene featuring Colin Farrell has been cut from upcoming movie A Home At The End Of The World because the actor is "too well hung", The Sun reports today. Apparently the naked scenes featuring the Irish bad boy caused such a stir amongst test audiences that the director decided to leave them out of the film altogether.

A source told the tabloid: "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full-frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Director Michael Mayer admitted that it was "distracting" but added that fans would still be able to see the original scene on the DVD version of the film.
...

It's then another major change of tack for (Colin) Farrell as he's agreed to cut back his now usual $8 million asking price for indie film A Home at the End of the World.

Colin Farrell Fansite

camping said...

CheckYesDeborah: B: "i cant believe we dont have dates! What kind of boyfriend takes his best friend for camping for the weekend?!" P: "idk Jake gyllenhaal?"
29 minutes ago

Jack said...

novarocha: "I wish I knew how to quit you" by Jake Gyllenhaal as Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain. *so loooove this quote*
7 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

Girl power

Argentina's President Cristina Fernandez, left, shakes hands with US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

President Obama said...

Pffft!

Anonymous said...

"CheckYesDeborah: B: "i cant believe we dont have dates! What kind of boyfriend takes his best friend for camping for the weekend?!" P: "idk Jake gyllenhaal?" "

Believe it or not, that was Sophia Bush's dialogue in One Tree Hill! (it was before Austin started in the show)

B= Brooke (Sophia Bush)
P= Peyton (Hilarie Burton)

Anonymous said...

Cool! :)

huh? said...

Can we just spend a few moments focusing on how much of a douche Jake Gyllenhaal is these days? Thank you. What a disappointment.
1 minute ago

http://twitter.com/andbamnan

PoP said...

__dashboard: jake gyllenhaal does a really weird "british" accent...
19 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

Jake's "give me the daga" in PoP, sounds a bit awful. I know it's a horrible comparison, but it sounds like the Chin's "where is my husbandddddd" in Rendition (yuck)

Hillary said...

President Obama said...
Pffft!


Sweety, I see you are lost without teleprompter.

Anonymous said...

6:48 AM #1 - Oh no! lol

lol said...

thewayoftheid: @starfishncoffee I wish I were surprised. I'm sure that if a Tyson bio ever hits the big screen, Jake Gyllenhall will play lead. #whitewashn
about 8 hours ago

duh! said...

katiefab: Jake Gylenhaal is Jewish? Zefron is Jewish?! DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS JEWISH?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_actors @imarielle
about 9 hours ago

small LA said...

wikipediaspiral: Zooey Deschanel attended Crossroads, a California prep school where she befriended Jake Gyllenhaal & Kate Hudson.
6 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

I once saw a picture of Colin and Heath together at the Globes afterparty in 2004. Heath accompanied Naomi Watts who was nominated.

Colin seems like a good person, I wish him good luck with fighting his demons.

Anonymous said...

Posted on WDW

"And confirmation from Disney 'PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME is in UK cinemas from May 21st.'"

Anonymous said...

Interesting. I wonder which movie is Disney trying to "avoid" in UK.

Accents can be tricky said...

jake gyllenhaal does a really weird "british" accent...

This site is a couple years old, but makes some good points, especially this: And why is it that when a movie is supposed to take place in a non-English speaking place the actors are often doing British accents? Does that make it sound more foreign or something?

Actors Faking Accents

Anonymous said...

new PoP trailer

Is Jake's voice dubbed?

Anonymous said...

"Is Jake's voice dubbed?"

Yes, I think it is.

destiny said...

Justin Bond is the "female" half od Kiki and Herb, they spoof lunge acts but use rock and pop songs to do it. He also had a small part in Shortbus.

Part of the downtown NY artist crowd. Friends with Rufus W.

destiny said...

Lounge, not lunge.Haven't had enough coffee.

Anonymous said...

Destiny, thanks for the info.

Anonymous said...

Part of the downtown NY artist crowd.

Cool points for Jake.

Prince of Persia: Sands of Time -- Full Trailer! said...

The newest trailer for Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time is here!

The film, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Kingsley and Gemma Arterton, was advertised during the Super Bowl, and now we’re getting an even better look at what’s to come - in HD!

Visit the film’s official site for downloads, previews and more from Prince of Persia!

Prince of Persia hits theaters Friday, May 28!

Just Jared

Anonymous said...

Anne Hathaway guest star on Family Guy:

FG

Anonymous said...

Just Jared

Not sure about the movie, but I'm not gonna lie, Jake's a pretty guy.

Anonymous said...

Jake's a pretty guy when his face isn't covered by dirty hair.

blasphemy! said...

anriettec: @letmesigndotcom Not even Jake Gyllenhaal was ridiculed this long for his role in Brokeback. Poor Robert [Pattinson], I feel for him.
25 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

Anne Hathaway guest star on Family Guy

Check out a first look at Anne Hathaway who is making a guest voice appearance in an upcoming episode of FAMILY GUY titled "Go Stewie Go" Season 8 Episode 13 airing Sunday, March 14 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

Anonymous said...

Jake's a pretty guy.

He is, no doubt about it. But, I don't know, his voice/accent sounds really odd in that trailer. Very artificial.

Anonymous said...

It's the first time he did a British accent in a movie, right? I think if he takes on more roles where a Brit accent is required, he'll imporve with time. See Johnny Depp.

Anonymous said...

LOL of course it's artificial. Jake normally speaks with an American accent. It's called "suspending disbelief".

Anonymous said...

First PoP trailer - I thought Jake's voice was dubbed, didn't watch this one yet.

Anonymous said...

LOL of course it's artificial. Jake normally speaks with an American accent. It's called "suspending disbelief".

No, lots of actors normally speak with an American accent and put on another accent for a movie - but they don't necessarily sound artificial. To me, his voice sounds oddly artifical in the trailer. If an actor is doing their job, I shouldn't have to "suspend disbelief." But maybe I have to see more than a trailer to get a feel for it, I don't know.

destiny said...

One other thing, I wouldn't call Justin Bond a true drag queen. He performs in drag when he plays Kiki, but otherwise he is not in drag, and does things under his own name.

Anonymous said...

new PoP trailer

Doesn't sound like Jake's voice to me, and I really, really hate when Prince is lost for words after lame "you can't take your eyes of me". What were they thinking?!?

A Lot to Make Up for said...

Part of the downtown NY artist crowd.
Cool points for Jake.


He needs more than a few cool points to make up for the Reese fiasco.

Anonymous said...

eTalkCTV: Gerard Butler,Bradley Cooper,Tom Ford, Jake Gyllenhaal,Chris Pine, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Reynolds & Sam Worthington will present at the Oscars!

Anonymous said...

Gerard Butler, Bradley Cooper, Tom Ford, Jake Gyllenhaal

How gay is that?!

Anonymous said...

One other thing, I wouldn't call Justin Bond a true drag queen.

I'm ignorant about drag queens and artistic shows, but Jake hanging out with people like Justin Bond is really cool.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't sound like Jake's voice to me, and I really, really hate when Prince is lost for words after lame "you can't take your eyes of me". What were they thinking?!?

Maybe they're thinking, "Don't pay attention to how lame this is, just look at how pretty Jake and Gemma are!"

Anonymous said...

mikejoosse: Did Jake Gyllenhaal shave his head recently? If so, I definitely just walked past him on 5th Ave.
7 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

Tamina: The gods have a plan for you. A destiny. Too bad they forgot to make you witty and smart!

Anonymous said...

“My mom is throwing me a little party over the weekend,” Maggie confided. “Just family, and my teachers.”

Nice to know that Jake will be there!

Florida Tom said...

destiny said...
Justin Bond is the "female" half od Kiki and Herb, they spoof lunge acts but use rock and pop songs to do it. He also had a small part in Shortbus.

Part of the downtown NY artist crowd. Friends with Rufus W.


Oops old Jake will blaming the God Fathers soon :-)

Anonymous said...

OT: Dustin Hoffman is going to star in a series pilot from David Milch (on HBO) about horse racing and gambling. Hoffman is going to play a career gambler.

Anonymous said...

Yes, that scene in PoP where Gemma says Jake can't take his eyes off her and he stutters in response is cringe-inducing.

Anonymous said...

I really think LAOD and SC will be much better. Unforutnately they both will come out after PoP.

Anonymous said...

Lainey having a lady boner for Gosling:

Lainey

Anonymous said...

Ryan Gosling is not good looking by any means, but he sure has something that women and gay men like. Admittedly he's also a very talented actor.

Anonymous said...

Ryan is not pretty like Jake but he's very masculine and sexy. I LOVE him and he's a wonderful actor (go rent Half Nelson).

Anonymous said...

I will never understand why people find Ryan Gosling hot, I think he's average bordering on unattractive. To each their own, I suppose.

Anonymous said...

mikejoosse: Did Jake Gyllenhaal shave his head recently? If so, I definitely just walked past him on 5th Ave.
7 minutes ago


It's probably not Jake. He should still be in Montreal shooting.

Anonymous said...

I hope so - shaved head would be a bit too much and Jake must look his best for Oscars :)

Anonymous said...

I really think LAOD and SC will be much better. Unforutnately they both will come out after PoP.

I think that is very fortunate, PoP will be sooner forgotten.

Oscars said...

eTalkCTV: Gerard Butler,Bradley Cooper,Tom Ford, Jake Gyllenhaal,Chris Pine, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Reynolds & Sam Worthington will present at the Oscars!

Additional presenters have been announced for the 82nd Academy Awards, which will be presented March 7 at the Kodak Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center and will be televised live by ABC beginning at 5 PM PT.

Newly added presenters include past Oscar winners Kathy Bates, Barbra Streisand and Charlize Theron and former Oscar nominees Robert Downey Jr., Samuel L. Jackson, Queen Latifah and John Travolta.

These artists join the previously announced Penlope Cruz, Kate Winslet, Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Sean Penn.

Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin will co-host the annual event. Tony Award-winning Hairspray composer-lyricist Marc Shaiman will be the music director for the evening.

Anonymous said...

Ryan is not pretty like Jake but he's very masculine and sexy. I LOVE him and he's a wonderful actor (go rent Half Nelson).

ITA. For me, he just has that "it" quality that goes beyond looks, he has a very quiet intelligence and he's also very gifted - an "actor's actor" (which Heath was, too).

Anonymous said...

I hope so - shaved head would be a bit too much and Jake must look his best for Oscars :)

This will be a fun night for the Gyllenhaals. :)

Anonymous said...

I don't get the appeal of Gosling or Butler.

Anonymous said...

I think Butler is plain gross and dumb as fuck.

Anonymous said...

Gerard Butler,Bradley Cooper,Tom Ford, Jake Gyllenhaal,Chris Pine, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Reynolds & Sam Worthington will present at the Oscars!

Aww Keanu. He was so gorgeous when he was young. And seems to be a very nice fellow.

Anonymous said...

I don't get the appeal of Gosling or Butler.

Oh God, don't lump Gosling in with that icky Butler.

Anonymous said...

Who cares? Gosling is boring, ordinary and overrated.

Anonymous said...

Gerard Butler
Bradley Cooper
Tom Ford
Jake Gyllenhaal
Keanu Reeves
Queen Latifah
John Travolta
Zac Efron
Taylor Lautner
...
Oscars will be FABULOUS!

Anonymous said...

That's A LOT of gay!

Gerard Butler and Jake Gyllenhaal To Present At Oscars said...

A whole slew of Hollywood hunks just signed on to present at the 2010 Oscars Ceremony.

Taking to the podium to present include Gerard Butler, Bradley Cooper, Tom Ford, Jake Gyllenhaal, Chris Pine, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Reynolds and Sam Worthington. A bunch of female hotties set to present at the ceremony were announced yesterday.

The 2010 Academy Awards will air Sunday (March 7) at 8/7c on ABC. Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin will serve as co-hosts of the event.

Just Jared

Anonymous said...

Finally we see the Jake/Peter hug, and I understand why pr put pressure on certain sources to delay release. Yes, it is Jake (who has to meditate, beard and sublimate in order to suppress the queen within) hugging his very effeminate brother in law. How not-Pop could you get. That's the last thing you want to see when you're campaigning for an Oscar nod (Maggie), selection as an Oscar presenter (Jake) or shilling a hetero-friendly Disney flick (Jake). PR knew what they were doing.

Anonymous said...

It wasn't released because they were trying to sell the pictures, and IHJ doesn't seem to have a relationship with that agency. Nobody seems to want to use pictures of Pter unless he is with Maggie or Jake, and since they had solo pictures of Jake, they weren't going to use the ones with Peter.

Why should anyone care that he's hugging a relative. And yoga to butch up? LOL!

Anonymous said...

IHJ gallery

February 10 - Jake and Peter in Venice, CA

Anonymous said...

IHJ gallery

February 15 - Jeff Bridges, Ryan Bingham & T Bone Burnett Concert

Anonymous said...

It wasn't released because they were trying to sell the pictures

Sorry, no one is selling paparazzi pictures for 3 weeks.

The Hottest Blind Item of Them All said...

Which hungover star advertised for male sex on Craiglist, and when someone took him up on it and showed up, the star shielded his face with a cloth and said the guy could blow him?

In hushed tones of urgency, the star added that the guy must not tell a soul about this encounter (though obviously he did--it got to me pronto, especially since the guy managed to grab a sneak peek at the famous face and couldn't believe his own bulging eyes!)

It's V.G.B.B., a.k.a. Bradley Cooper

ONTD - Barely A Blind Item

Anonymous said...

^^^ comment:

Re your GIF: I must see this movie. Immediately. And please let them be actually fucking, I don't want the camera to dip down and show me they're on a trampoline or something. Although I can't imagine two boys in this position on a trampoline...

Anonymous said...

From the KSU Sentinel. Future beards for Jake should take notes!

"Yep. He’s gay.
Published on March 2, 2010 by Berlin Sylvestre

A girl’s guide to her boyfriend’s sexual orientation
Women, regardless of sexual orientation, who publicly pose as the girlfriend or wife of a closeted gay man are called “beards.” I have been a loyal beard for the better part of my adult life, so I know a bit about the timid gay man who fears societal unacceptance. Given my experience, I’ve developed some pretty stellar “gay-dar.” I feel that my insider knowledge may help sound warning bells to the Jills on campus who have no idea they’re merely a beard for their Jack. Below are some clues:

1) Your man has always made every excuse to avoid intimacy, even when the relationship was new. This one is pretty obvious, but you wouldn’t believe the number of women who willfully wear blinders to avoid tackling the issue head-on. She might reason that, indeed, he is always “just tired” or that he still, after eight months, needs “more time” to get to know her first. (Mmm-hmm, sure.) Listen, girl: I know there are viable reasons that could prevent your man-who isn’t wearing a promise ring- from sleeping with you. Most likely, though, if you’re the only one in the relationship with any semblance of physical attraction, it’s symptom One of his gaiety.

2) After the sad, few times you managed to get lucky, he avoided you afterward. It always seems like such a strain for him to touch you affectionately or to kiss you like he means it, doesn’t it? When he (perhaps after a glass or two of red wine) loosened up a bit and let “one thing lead to another,” he couldn’t dress fast enough when all was said and done. Hell, he might have even hit the brakes midway! At any rate, while you were still basking in the glow of his lovin’, he was scrambling for his keys. With some lame excuse (”I can’t use the distraction of sex in my life right now!” or “We disgraced our relationship by being tipsy while we were intimate!”), he doesn’t call or text you for a few days. Then his parents start asking where you went, leading us to our next clue:

(see next)

Anonymous said...

(Yep, he's gay, cont.)

3) He is more affectionate with you around his parents and friends than he is in private. Girl, this one should put a lightbulb above your head. When you’re on the couch in your dorm and you attempt to make out with Loverboy, his suddenly awkward body language throws a cold, wet blanket over the offer. When you straighten back up, he’s fine and game to resume talking about boring professors on campus. However, take him to TacoMac with a mutual group of friends and his passion for you is suddenly fiery. No one around you two could ever doubt the attraction. Ditto goes for a visit with the family: With all those smooches and looks of love, you’d think you were practically engaged-just as he wants it to appear. Sigh.

4) Your man’s utter abhorrence for anything gay is egregiously overstated. When you mention the “giddy” guy in your class or recall a one-liner from “Will and Grace,” his disdain for the topic is so thick, it’s almost psychotic. This is so often an indicator of repressed homosexuality or bi-curiousness. Make no mistake: I know there are people in this world who are genuinely disgusted by the idea of same-sex coupling, sure. However, being that a hilarious percentage of my closeted pals’ liaisons were with men who, in high school and beyond, were ostentatiously repulsed and infuriated by gay men, flags go up when I meet loudmouthed, homo-hating bigots. Huge rainbow flags. I would put money on the fact that, because he’s so overtly and ridiculously enraged by (and perhaps even a little obsessed with) gay culture, he’s trying to pull an invisibility cloak over the shame of his own curiosity. Smirk all you like, Lady Turncheek. It happens every day.

Ladies, I understand that there are men out there who, for reasons not related to homosexuality, disagree with having lots of sex and/or doing so before marriage. If you’ve got one of these disciplined fellas, you know like I know he’s probably not gay. The same goes for women, though I will add that there are some out there who use love-stricken gentlemen for more agreeable social standings. Sadly, I know it well.

I’m not judging anyone who hides their “wayward” sexuality by dragging others into a deluded tangle of deception and self-loathing. I know it can be difficult to say the words aloud, my friend. Instead, I’m offering a little insight to unwitting beards on campus with frightened gay boyfriends who won’t come out. You’ll thank me later, girlfriend-perhaps after you take him shopping for skinny jeans."

urban dictionary said...

V.G.B.B.

Anonymous said...

Future beards for Jake should take notes!

No need for that, time when Jake could fool a girl is long gone.

Tobey and Jake said...

Jake Gyllenhaal in a WGACA Custom Vintage moto jacket in New York Times' T Magazine

Montreal said...

Marion__A: Spotted: Jake Gyllenhal at Olive&Gourmando in the Old Port #Montreal
about 6 hours

GQ said...

Oh another thing sorry if I havent answered your tweet responses! Actually I didnt know how to find them! My boy Rob Stone told me but I
12 minutes ago

I just finally figured it out today! So i will go back an answer everyone and by the way Jake Gylenhall had no chance against the cell phone
10 minutes ago

@dfernandez108 yeah but everyone I play is like that! lol no one thinks they can loose to guy using a cell phone!
3 minutes ago

twitter.com/wallygreennyc

Towleroad / The Lost Boy said...

Can you tell the Oscars are being produced by a gay man? "Gerard Butler, Bradley Cooper, Tom Ford, Jake Gyllenhaal, Chris Pine, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Reynolds and Sam Worthington will present on the 82nd Academy Awards, telecast producers Bill Mechanic and Adam Shankman announced today. This in addition to previously announced Zac Efron, Taylor Launter and Channing Tatum.

Hoover said...

Dustin Lance Black to pen biopic of J. Edgar Hoover: "The story will follow the career of Hoover from his founding of the F.B.I. in 1935 where he remained as director until his death in 1972. It's expected to be a warts-and-all look at the man from his success efforts in the gangland wars of the 30's, his paranoid concern about "subversives", his links with the Mafia and Freemasons, rumors of him being a deeply repressed gay man, and the often dirty and illegal methods he sanctioned to bring down people and organisations he considered threats.

Anonymous said...

Wow!

alexei villaraza said...

Jake Gyllenhaal's face doesn’t say “bad-ass prince of Persia”. It says “I really loved kissing Heath Ledger.”
5 minutes ago

http://twitter.com/alexeiv

wow! said...

The Best James Franco Story Ever

I don’t know if this guy was fucking with me or what last night (he was a Tisch graduate from Rochester so you knooooow), but he told me the funniest second-hand story about James Franco at NYU ever. Goes something like this:

Okay, so my friend sees James Franco in an elevator. And he’s (the friend) like “Hey man, I know you’re new to New York, if you ever want someone to show you around, I’d be happy to.”

And James Franco is like “That’s so great man, give me your number.”

Several weeks go by, and this dude has forgotten about the incident. Then he gets a call from a guy named Alex, saying he’s Franco’s assistant, and Franco wants this guy to come to Central Park at 7 am the next day for a shoot. So the friend goes. And when he gets there, it’s him, Franco, two other actors from their class, and this kid Alex. And Franco is in a wheelchair, with a blanket over his legs like FDR, and a camcorder in his hand. Alex hands this dude a script for a shoot…and it’s basically a simulated anal sex porn scene in Central Park.

Now the guy telling the story is ready to chalk it up to his friend exaggerating, or maybe some weird performance art Franco is doing. Then he hears about a similar experience through this other guy, who tries to hand Franco a script after class. And the Freaks and Geeks star is like “Man, I don’t have time to read it now…but can you come upstate on Saturday and give it to me?”

So this kid makes plans, again through this assistant Alex, and goes to bumfuck Woodstock or some shit to meet Franco in a trailer. And he gets there, and the lights are all off, and Franco is lying on a couch, all tangled in blankets wearing nothing but a speedo. And this dude is like “Uh….here’s my script?”

And Franco goes, “No…the script’s already on the table, man. You’re playing Alan.” Sure enough, there are some scenes typed up on the table, and there’s a character named Alan…without any lines. His only role is to get ass-raped in this one part.

SO: Either James Franco is on some weird crazy shit right now, OR (and this is my theory) he totally knew that Tisch kids would be bugging him all the time with stories, so he decides to play along and come off as a total psycho pervert. Would totally predate his 30 Rock appearance, btw.

Or this guy was lying to me in order to make good conversation. In which case: well done, sir!

dogsareadorable.com

Jake said...

*Damn! My stories look lame compared to this!*

Anonymous said...

katchula: Jake Gyllenhaal is the sexiest person alive. The epitome of sexy. Of all time. Ever. Forever. I love him.
12 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

Alex hands this dude a script for a shoot…and it’s basically a simulated anal sex porn scene in Central Park.

James, keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

I really think LAOD and SC will be much better. Unforutnately they both will come out after PoP.

Postponing PoP for a year was a blessing in disguise: the beard is history and Jake has two promising movies to cushion the blow.

Anonymous said...

PoP is not going to be a hit. The movie looks old even before the release. Look how "Alice" and "Clash of the Titans" had to go back and be made in 3D.
It's the curse for all fantasy/action movies AA (after Avatar)

Anonymous said...

I just watched the new trailer for PoP. Omigod...it's embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

Avatar changed the rules. POP looks washed out and dull now. And that accent. If they had an all English cast, why didn't they use an English lead. They should have just let Jake speak in his normal manner and act nonchalant about it.

Anonymous said...

Who cares? Gosling is boring, ordinary and overrated.

You're just saying that because he's a threat to Jake.

Ryan Gosling is a very, very good actor (you should see him in The Believer, he's brilliant), a talented musician, and a kind and modest guy. He does a lot of charity work without publicity for himself. He went to the Darfur refugee camps in Chad and helped shoot a documentary on the conditions. He may not be pretty, but I think he's beautiful on the inside and out.

Anonymous said...

Talk about overrated. Jake hasn't delivered a good performance in years, including the farce that was Reeke.

What does Jake do in his free time, anyway? It's all photo ops, far as I can tell, and that goes for his so-called charity work.

Jake said...

Charity is overrated. It doesn't get you anywhere.

Anonymous said...

"What does Jake do in his free time, anyway?"

yoga

Anonymous said...

What does Jake do in his free time, anyway?

Answer: Blogging

Anonymous said...

No way! Jake reads books, cooks and meditates ;)

huh? said...

sarcasticmeow: Did Anne Hathaway just passively admit that she screwed Jake Gyllenhaal on Jimmy Kimmel?
about 4 hours

duh! said...

ramblingfilm: If Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal presented topless I think the Oscars would get higher ratings. http://bit.ly/aJReGk (expand)
about 5 hours ago

PoP said...

BidOnline: Make no mistake, we're interested in the upcoming Prince of Persia movie for two reasons: Jake and Gyllenhaal.... http://zmarter.com/114386
about 8 hours ago

Anonymous said...

Old video, new comments.

‘Between My Legs’ with special guest Jake Gyllenhaal at Gramercy Theater, NYC 6/8

Rufus Wainwright w/ Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake said...

sarcasticmeow: Did Anne Hathaway just passively admit that she screwed Jake Gyllenhaal on Jimmy Kimmel?

Thanks Anne!

Hollywood publicity whores said...

He does a lot of charity work without publicity for himself.

Amateur!

Anonymous said...

mrcliffwilson: Anne Hathaway is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight...O.M.F.G., Has anyone seen the movie "Havoc" she did with Biju Phillips? My god, they played-
42 minutes ago


Can't wait to hear what Anne said about LAOD and Jake :)

Anonymous said...

Who cares? Gosling is boring, ordinary and overrated.
You're just saying that because he's a threat to Jake.


Nah, don't think so. Question - why Gosling doesn't have a better career, more recognition?

bad boys said...

NEW TRAILER: PRINCE OF PERSIA STILL A MOVIE

Prince of Persia has a new trailer out and you can tell it’s a Jerry Bruckheimer movie because it rarely goes five seconds with out something falling down. “Oh my God it’s collapsing! Save me from this elaborate set piece!”

Other than that, it’s your basic hero story: Jake Gyllenhaal is born a poor orphan, but he grows up to wield the powerful weapon all the bad guys want, because of destiny. One day he meets a hot chick who stands around explaining the plot to him, and together they must take the ring to the fires of mordor blah blah mouthfart wank motion.

FilmDrunk

danielle_moser said...

is it wrong that donnie darko is my new favorite movie? darkness. insanity. umm yes please can I have more?
about 5 hours ago

Anonymous said...

How many of these twitterers and bloggers are paid by PR?

Anonymous said...

Which tweets sound fishy to you?

Anonymous said...

How many of these twitters are hausey fantasies

Anonymous said...

What fantasies? Give us an example.

Anonymous said...

Donnie Darko is a great movie. I had high expectations (not a good thing for watching movies) and wasn't disappointed.

Anonymous said...

coco_belle: think i just hyperventilated a little. chris pine, jake gyllenhaal and bradley cooper are presenting at the oscars. zomg.
18 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

I hope Jake won't hyperventilate or be nervous on Sunday.

chinchincheroo said...

About to watch Alice in Wonderland in 3D. Plus a sneak peek at a very buff Jake Gyllenhall (sp?) in Prince of Persia. Hello boys!
about 6 hours ago

Fucking best day! Alice in 3D was genius and amazeballs and now at george michael concert at etihad. Pinch me! Can't stand the fabulousness!
about 3 hours ago

Location Sydney

Anonymous said...

Ryan Gosling was wonderful in "Half Nelson." I used to think Jake could do that type of performance (after I saw BBM); sadly, I'm reassessing that.

Jamie Lloyd said...

Jayme1988: @shelleyw @rhettroberts makes me think of Jack Nasty - which leads to Brokeback Mountain - Then to Jake Gyllenhaal - the day is gone! lol
5 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

chinchincheroo said...

hope that isn't the beard who was curb-kicked

Anonymous said...

A lot of girls love gays and don't mind bearding for friends.

lol said...

TheYann: New 'Prince of Persia' Trailer: Give This Guy the Dagger, Already!: Ready to see Jake Gyllenhaal jump around in ... http://bit.ly/9NPXOz

Anonymous said...

Anne dishes on getting naked with Jake:

vid

Anonymous said...

Do you all think Anne knows Jake is gay? During BBM she sure did some JIS promotion.

Anonymous said...

^^
Good move, Jake! Doing a sexy movie with the co-star of the film where you played gay. Now nobody will think you are a homo when they think of Anne Hathaway.
Jac Twist likes to have sex with the ladies, after all!!

Anonymous said...

I think Anne definitely knows that Jake is gay. She is a friend and (like Natalie Portman) helps him stay closeted with her comments.

Anonymous said...

Anne dishes on getting naked with Jake:
vid


Here’s the whole thing:

Anne Hathaway Talks About British Royalty and Sex

Anonymous said...

I think that if Jake wants to come out, it’s a good career move to play an action hero (PoP) and a role that requires lots of sex and being a ladies men (LAOD). It’ll help him not to get typecasted if he is planning to be out.

Anonymous said...

In all honesty? I don't think he is planning to come out anytime soon. Sadly.

Anonymous said...

9:19am ITA. HW likes to speak and pretend that they are all politically correct, but the reality is that a gay man will never have a leading man career is he comes out publicly. Jake spent 3 years of his life bearding and he will probably get another beard in a few months. Jake wants that A List Leading Man status so he will stayed closeted forever.

Anonymous said...

I hope that Jake goes for a glass closet. It'll be unbearable to see him going through the whole bearding process again.

Why is it that Austin’s beards are always hot and light (Sophia Bush, Jennifer Esposito, Adrianne Padalecki, Izabella Miko) and Jake always gets the fugly ones and beards long-term?

Anonymous said...

Anne is so lovely. The Wonderland clip made me laugh. I'm glad she acknowledges how lucky she is in life. Look at her face in the beginning when Kimmel brings up Jake. She really likes him. :)

The Gossip Boy said...

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(Jake and Austin Lakers 1 pic)

What's going on here.....
Leave your caption in the comments

The Gossip Boy

Yeah, what they said said...

9:19 am and 9:24 am: yes, exactly. Ted has to throw those "he may be coming out soon" hints in there once in a while to keep some interest. There may have been a time when he was younger and maybe all in love/lust that Jake thought he could buck the system and maybe he contemplated coming out, but not anymore. That time has come and gone, I'm afraid. HW is politically correct only when it doesn't affect the bottom line. The US is a long ways away from real acceptance of homosexuality - look at Prop 8 in supposedly "liberal" CA - and HW knows that.

Anonymous said...

IA 9:39 AM.

Anonymous said...

I've watched quite a few movies with Anne H. and she really has range. That's why I do believe that she did a great (and better job than Jake even) job in LAOD. She is versatile and I buy her characters in most of the roles she plays. She mostly plays her parts with heart and intelligence.

Jake said...

*sulks*

Anonymous said...

The Gossip Boy is a total joke. If this guy actually knew anything, he wouldn't just rehash Ted's stuff and put up old pictures.

Anonymous said...

Do you all think Anne knows Jake is gay?

Yes. I would bet 1.000$ on that.

gay boys said...

Anne dishes on getting naked with Jake

What a waste!

Anonymous said...

Remember, Anne is VERY gay-friendly. Her brother is gay and I believe he married his bf. Anne has attended a lot of GLAAD functions and has stated repeatedly that one reason why she stopped believing in the church was because of their hostile attitude toward gays and because she loves her brother, she couldn't abide it.

Anne is definitely the most succcessful of the SURVIVING BBM quartet (although I do understand the slowdown in Michelle's career--hello--but I'm glad she's starting to bounce back).

Anonymous said...

10:11, I'm sure of it. I think there was a built in comraderie between them from BBM (plus, Anne is VERY gay-friendly) so Jake felt comfortable working with Anne again. I bet she became a confidante to him during the final days of Reeke (and probably knows his true feelings about what happened to Heath).

Anonymous said...

I can believe that 10:24 AM. She seems to be a good and trustworthy type of friend.

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