Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Toothy Tile - 5 Years and Counting

Toothy Tile Grin

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Anonymous said...

There are no tweets about Jake and Kirsten, just tweets about them visiting the same places.

Anonymous said...

11:50: What fans? Hers? Are there any left?

She is damaged goods to Jake's fans, i'm not talking about the ones that post here.

You weren't around when he was dating her and IHJ used to have a comment section in the photo gallery, brutal comments.

Anonymous said...

Well, Kiki isn't damaged goods in the eyes of the fans.

Fans are fans because they like someone. I can't imagine fans being OK with Kirsten's alcohol and drug abuse.

Anonymous said...

So she made some mistakes. She obviously can't go on like that forever. We don't know the extent of her problems. At least if it is true, he knows what he's getting with Kiki, they've known each other for a long time. Reese was a disappointment, if that was ever true.

Anonymous said...

Kirsten is just an ex beard.

Anonymous said...

Jake is in no position to help her through her problem

Jake is a boy-man and he doesn't help other people with their problems. As nice and polite as he is, he wants to be the focus of attention, not the other way around.

Anonymous said...

I wish the fangirls that post here stop with the shipping of Jake and Anne, Jake and Michelle and now the washed up Drunkst, enough already.

You should tell that to the resident babbler who keeps fawning over Anne’s fabulous tits and hallucinating about Jake and Michelle dating years ago. LOL! I bet the babbler hates Dunst, though, because she's "damaged goods" in her eyes. Typical babbler menatlity.

Shipping Jake with any woman would be pointless, unless we’re talking beards, so I won't be found guilty of it.

Anonymous said...

Jake is a boy-man and he doesn't help other people with their problems.

How could you know something like that? Are you friends with Jake?

Anonymous said...

"damaged goods" LOL. Hey OP, you have any friends who ever had problems? Do you have any friends? Are they all virgins, too? One wise older man told me that the more you live and the more you try to get out of life, the more baggage you're going to end up with; baggage is good. Baggage shows you took chances and didn't stay home in a basement afraid to get out and live, for better or worse.

Anonymous said...

Good advice.

Anonymous said...

Say what you want about Dunst, messed up and all, she's probably the only woman who fucked both Jake and Heath."

I've always envied her about that. Lucky girl. I will be in line to read her tell-all autobio if she ever writes it.

Anonymous said...

How could you know something like that? Are you friends with Jake?

How could you know that Kirsten is just an ex-beard to Jake? Can you read his mind? We're ALL speculating here.

Anonymous said...

Are they all virgins, too?

LOL, my thoughts exactly. ;) And ITA with what you said.

"damaged goods" said...

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

~Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Better days. Did they talk about Jake and Reese, I wonder.

Anonymous said...

How could you know that Kirsten is just an ex-beard to Jake?

Jake is gay and he cheated on Kirsten with men - you do the math.

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Did they talk about Jake and Reese, I wonder.

Why would they talk about Jake's beard?

Anonymous said...

Better days. Did they talk about Jake and Reese, I wonder.

They are laughing so probably ;)

Anonymous said...

Why would they talk about Jake's beard?

Because they thought she was a lovely person and they wanted to hang out with her?

12:19 said...

Sorry, my LOL was for the post at 12:15.

Anonymous said...

12:19 I disagree that Jake was gay at that time. I believe he was bisexual and leaning towards developing into gay.

Idk why people have a such an issue with being or calling themselves bisexual. It's very common especially for young men who will eventually end up gay.

Anonymous said...

12:23 PM - you obviously don't know much about gay men, bisexuality or homosexuality.

Anonymous said...

12:19 I disagree that Jake was gay at that time.

Of course Jake was gay back then - he was born gay.

Anonymous said...

Jake is gay and he cheated on Kirsten with men - you do the math.

Um, proof or it didn't happen.

average str8 female People reader said...

Wow after breaking up with Reese Witherspoon Jake's with Olivia Munn, Rachel McAdams and now Kirsten Dunst. What an attractive horny ladies man he is! I love him! I want him! He's single and available! I'm going to see all his movies so I can dream about meeting him one day and he falls in love with me and we get married!

Anonymous said...

12:29 PM - proof that Jake had sex with Kirsten or it didn't happen!

Anonymous said...

12:26/12:27, you obviously don't know much about people and sexuality!

Anonymous said...

12:26/12:27, you obviously don't know much about people and sexuality!

Nice try, lol!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he is just wanting his friend back, not a girlfriend. Either way, I hope he bugs the heck out of Reese. Now if only Ryan and Abbie would remain freinds.

Anonymous said...

How come there all these twits and twit pics of Jake around but no smoking gun of his homosexaulity. And besides if the Enquirer doesn't say Jake is gay he's not. He's at best a B+ lister these days.

Anonymous said...

And besides if the Enquirer doesn't say Jake is gay he's not.

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Yeah right 12:33 #1, people are born gay or straight and grow up to NEVER look at or have desires or have sex with anyone other than what was deigned for them. Sorry but life for 90% of people doesn't work that way. I'm glad you obviously never had to deal with conflicting emotions, acts or desires but believe me, you are in the minority. Sexuality in our life isn't a tunnel vision.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he is just wanting his friend back, not a girlfriend.

He doesn't. Jake and Kirsten live in the same city, work in the same industry, they could have easily stayed friends if they wanted.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he is just wanting his friend back, not a girlfriend.

He doesn't. Jake and Kirsten live in the same city, work in the same industry, they could have easily stayed friends if they wanted.

Maybe now he can and is ready to be friends with her. Reese is out of the picture. Less paps in Canada it appears. Why are you so threaten by a friendship bewteen Jake and Kirsten? If you truly believe he's gay, she can't turn him straight.

Anonymous said...

Jake and Kirsten did not part ways as friends.

Kitty Kelley said...

Let's hope Kiki is gathering information from clueless Jake for her tell-all book.

Anonymous said...

How many of you are off to email Ted about this lastest development regarding Kirsten? Ted is probabl being flooded with emails about worried Toothy fans. Ted is probably laughing his ass off.

Anonymous said...

Maybe now he can and is ready to be friends with her.

What paparazzi and Reese has to do with Jake and Kirsten friendship or lack of friendship?!

Did you forget about Jake hanging out with Jenny Lewis and his ex-beard?

Anonymous said...

Kiki: "So how's the baby?"

Kiki said...

*turns on hidden recording device*

Anonymous said...

Isn't it interesting that there isn't one little sighting of him with Austin or Matilda. No sighting, no tweet, no pic. Nothing, nada! How do they say, "when it walks like a duck, when it quacks like a duck"... You get it.

Anonymous said...

I wonder, if Jake and Kiki are talking in Montreal, if she'll see Atticus and if he'll remember her.

Anonymous said...

How do they say, "when it walks like a duck, when it quacks like a duck"... You get it.

No, what are you saying?

Anonymous said...

I wonder, if Jake and Kiki are talking in Montreal, if she'll see Atticus and if he'll remember her.

Awwwwww. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Jake would let Kirsten visit Atticus if she ever bothered to ask.

Anonymous said...

"Maybe now he can and is ready to be friends with her.

What paparazzi and Reese has to do with Jake and Kirsten friendship or lack of friendship?!'

The contract wouldn't allow Jake to be friends with an ex whose a more perkier blond and younger than Reese. There are no paps in Montreal to bother a rekindling of a friendship, trying to make it more than what it really is. Its seems their breakup was a hard one and they were in love, I don't believe Kirsten was beard at least not a willing beard.

I think Jake really cared for her if you believe Ted's take on Toothy and his ex girlfriend. Ted has always said that Toothy stated he loved his girlfriend at the time and he didn't want to hurt her. If you believe Jake is the Toothy that Ted is writing about then you are going to have to admit that Kirsten was really important to Jake and not just a beard. If some of you believe Baby T exists why is it so hard to believe that Jake was in love with Kirsten at one time. Not everyone who is born gay realizes they are gay until years later.

Some of you believe deep down that Jake isn't Toothy because you lash out every time you feel threaten about a supposed beard.

Anonymous said...

The contract wouldn't allow Jake to be friends with an ex whose a more perkier blond and younger than Reese.

Jake and Kirsten could hang out during 2006, BEFORE Reeke contract.

That didn't happen because they weren't friends any more.

Anonymous said...

"No, what are you saying?"

I'm saying that I doubt Austin and Jake are still dating. And that there isn't much more contact with Matilda than occasional phone calls.

Anonymous said...

If you believe Jake is the Toothy that Ted is writing about then you are going to have to admit that Kirsten was really important to Jake and not just a beard.

Toothy Tile blinds - the best way to show your "love" for Kirsten is to cheat with Austin! lol

Anonymous said...

1:17 PM, ITA

Anonymous said...

There are no paps in Montreal to bother a rekindling of a friendship

You are joking, right?! Montreal tweets are about PUBLIC places. BTW, Jake and Kirsten had 4 YEARS to meet in private if they wanted.

Anonymous said...

I'm saying that I doubt Austin and Jake are still dating. And that there isn't much more contact with Matilda than occasional phone calls.

Not sure what to think about Jake and Austin.
I'm sure Jake visits Michelle and Matilda.

Ted said...

October 7, 2008

Dear Ted:
If Jake and Reese are just PR buddies, then as far as I can tell, he hasn't dated anyone since he broke up with Kirsten Dunst back in 2005. Is he that picky?
—Jill, M.E.

Dear Dump or Dunst:
Maybe he didn't date KiKi, either.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Jake visits Michelle and Matilda.

Sorry, you can't be "sure" of anything.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine fans being OK with Kirsten's alcohol and drug abuse.

By jingo, it's the church lady again. Instructing us on which hoohoo Jake's fans deem to be sanitary enough for him. The same fans that considered Reese so clean, safe and good for Jake.

Anonymous said...

Well, Kiki's a better actress then - the photo-ops with Kiki and Jake were gorgeous and looked convincing.

1:28 PM said...

Of course I can be sure about Jake visiting Michelle and Matilda - that is my opinion I'm sure about.

Anonymous said...

1:33 PM #2

Jake liked Kirsten.

Anonymous said...

Even if it is just a friendship, it's nice to think of them together again.

Anonymous said...

By jingo, it's the church lady again. Instructing us on which hoohoo Jake's fans deem to be sanitary enough for him.

What are you talking about? Are you claiming that Dunst doesn't have problems with alcohol and drugs?

Anonymous said...

Even if it is just a friendship, it's nice to think of them together again.

You can bet that Kirsten wouldn't beard for Jake again. lol

Anonymous said...

Didn't Ted or someone in writing about beards talk about how sometimes they are sexually involved, even if the woman is a beard? I think that is what happened with Jake and Kiki. I think he liked Kiki, maybe even loved her, but he wasn't in love with her. I think he thought she was someone he could have a straight relationship with for career, image, etc., and that falling for Austin blew that out of the water. So she was a beard in the living on the down low sort of way. Don't think she knew it, or at least not at first.

I also think she was clearly a beard when he ran back to her in the summer of 2005, which is when we got the Toothy sex in the car story.

Anonymous said...

Neil Patrick Harris was on Stern's Sirius radio show and told Howard that he knew he was definitely gay when he wasn't into Ben Stiller's wife Christine Taylor's body. He was dating her when he was a teenager.

"She's like the coolest, nicest chick ever. She's an absolute catch, and I thought if I'm not going to feel the super sparks with her, than it probably means that I'm gay," he said. Harris told Stern that he'd been with between 12-15 women before he was definite on the queer.

Anonymous said...

Are you claiming that Dunst doesn't have problems with alcohol and drugs?

Are you claiming she has a rotten soul?

Ah, church ladies and their noble morality.

Being troubled doesn't make someone off-limits for human contact. Kiki having a coffee with Jake won't taint his purity ring.

Anonymous said...

Are you claiming she has a rotten soul?

Please don't play dumb and don't expect people to ignore facts.

Anonymous said...

Please don't play dumb and don't expect people to ignore facts.

How can we ignore facts when you are so vigilant in pointing out them out? Please, more intimate facts about Jake two-timing Kirsten with men. Names and times, if you don't mind.

Anonymous said...

Please, more intimate facts about Jake two-timing Kirsten with men.

Ask Austin Nichols.

Anonymous said...

March 10, 2005

"One Adorable Blind Vice.....

Save Tile and his man-amigo, who extended his hands flat on the marble table (yes, that's a hint) until they were intertwined with Tile's."

Can someone tell me what the clue means? Is it a hint about the resturant?

Anonymous said...

Please, more intimate facts about Jake two-timing Kirsten with men.

We are still waiting for your proof that Jake and Kirsten had sex.

Anonymous said...

Is it a hint about the resturant?

I think so.

PR said...

Kirsten dunst Now at #APDC cabane a sucre! Celeb night!!
about 16 hours ago

Jake gyllenhall at #APDC cabane a sucre and desert is good! http://twitpic.com/18g4yu
about 16 hours ago

http://twitter.com/cleanEVOLUTiON

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brunch said...

just finished an amazing brunch at Beauty's to say goodbye to Montreal.. anndd, Jake Gyllenhaal was in the booth next to us.. bonus.
7 minutes ago

http://twitter.com/TrevorBoris

Anonymous said...

March 10, 2005
"One Adorable Blind Vice.....
Save Tile and his man-amigo, who extended his hands flat on the marble table (yes, that's a hint) until they were intertwined with Tile's."
Can someone tell me what the clue means? Is it a hint about the resturant?


The marble table was a hint to the retaurant Basix. Some days before the first blind item, Ted posted this about Jake:

March 5, 2005
Jake Gyllenhaal, grabbin' some Cali-esque grub at Basix Café. Boys Town. Gabbing fer days with a guy-pal, Jake-poo, decked out in a white sweatshirt hoodie and jeans, covered up his buzzed noggin with a red baseball cap.
The sensitive hunks lingered on fer over an hour, smiling, exchanging childhood stories--with a bit of misty-eyed emotion even? Hey, take it up with my WeHo Desk, 'kay?

Anonymous said...

Can someone tell me what the clue means? Is it a hint about the resturant?

Long time ago someone identified the restaurant, but I can't recall the name.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 2:47 PM!

WeHo Basix

Anonymous said...

Thanks to all to answered about the clue and resturant story.

Anonymous said...

WeHo Basix

Check out the guy on the bicycle :)

Montréal said...

Just saw Jake gillenhal (can't spell it right) at the movie theater.
12 minutes ago

http://twitter.com/seblefebvre

Anonymous said...

Disney, that was quick!

ONTD - pictures: Joe Jonas and his lady on a dinner date

Basix Cafe said...

You can see our marble table here

Carlos Velazquez said...

i dont know why but woke up so horny today! haha #TMI lol
8 minutes ago

...oh and i had a dream that i had sex with Jake Gyllenhaal :) yummy hahaha
4 minutes ago

Location Hollywood, CA
http://twitter.com/losy_los

Dlisted said...

When the love between a couple you don't care about dies, the love between another couple you don't care about blooms! 17-year-old Demi Lovato, which is also the name of an item you can order off of Starbucks' secret menu, confessed to Billy Bush that she's dating fellow Disney whore Joe Jonas. This proves that Mickey Mouse's pimp game is alive and well. It's not hard out there for some pimps, apparently.

On his radio show on Friday, Billy Bush asked Demi if she has ever dated one of the Jonas Brothers, and she said some shit like, "Umm, maybe." After a few seconds of the worst game of back and forth ever, Billy finally asked Demi if she's polishing Joe's purity ring. Demi said, "Umm, yeah he is my best friend and he is incredible."

INCREDIBLY FIIIIEEEERCE is what she really meant. Demi must be one confident girl if she's able to handle the mayhem Joe creates when he hits the streets. When Joe starts strutting, Miss Jay SITS DOWN! We all know that when Joe cocks a hip, the prostate of every man in a 2-mile vicinity explodes. And when Joe bats his purdy eyes, women tear off their own lashes with their bare hands because they know they can never compete with him so they shouldn't try anymore.

Although, this is Demi's last boyfriend: ... So it seems Demi can handle absolutely anything. Or she's got all the best dealers in L.A. on speed dial.

At Least They Can Share Skinny Jeans

Anonymous said...

just ran into Jake Gyllenhaal....relax everyone, he is indeed human.
5 minutes ago

http://twitter.com/x59

Cinema said...

TamyEmmaPepin: For all you travelers in Montreal, Jake Gyllenhall is at Scotia Cinema. Paparazzi Proof here http://twitpic.com/18lofn #montrealgossip
38 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

^^^ Why is Jake standing so close to the brown-haired kid?

Anonymous said...

Is he holding a kid in his arms?

Anonymous said...

Yes, it must be BT.

Anonymous said...

Is he holding a kid in his arms?

Can't tell.

Anonymous said...

Being in the same place at the same time does not make a romance. Jake and Kiki are in the same city, that restaurant is probably by the studio where they are both filming or staying. Talk of a renewed romance is too ludicrous to even discuss.

Anonymous said...

BT nanny?

Anonymous said...

Looks like 3 completely different women to me.

Anonymous said...

Jake's PA looks like the woman from Paris (left and right). Montreal woman could be Jake's PA.

Anonymous said...

Jake, you need to stop with the photo puzzles! lol

Anonymous said...

Looks like 3 completely different women to me.

To me too.

Anonymous said...

http://twitpic.com/18lofn

How old is Baby T. supposed to be? About two? I enlarged the pic and I think that person (kid?) is standing in front of Jake. The head seems to belong to someone older then two y/o and his/her hand belongs to an older person then two as well.

Anonymous said...

^^This is all starting to get ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Jake is standing in line in that twitter pic, like the lady is as well, the hand does appear to be small. It could be kid that is in line ahead of Jake or he's taking BT to the movies.

Anonymous said...

The head seems to belong to someone older then two y/o and his/her hand belongs to an older person then two as well.

I agree.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Jake and Kirsten will hang out together in Montreal.

Anonymous said...

^^Yeah, honestly I doubt it too. I don't think she's one he prefers to hang out with. Waste case.

Anonymous said...

MulcahyTron: #50mentogayfor 17. Jeffrey Dean Morgan 16. Gerard Butler 15. Bruce Willis 14. Jake Gyllenhaal 13. Nathan FIllion 12. James Franco
7 minutes ago


^^ 50 men he's gay for. 50?! Honey you're just plain G-A-Y.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Jake is standing in line in that twitter pic, like the lady is as well, the hand does appear to be small.

I agree, but why is Jake standing so close to the kid? Do you smile like Jake while standing in the line?

Anonymous said...

^^This is all starting to get ridiculous.

Hi UV!

BT said...

Daddy took his happy pills! Just wait til I start crying and screaming in the theater!

Anonymous said...

50 men he's gay for. 50?! Honey you're just plain G-A-Y.

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Do you smile like Jake while standing in the line?

Well it depends. Maybe something funny was said and he had to smirk? Who knows?

The hand does not belond to a 2 year old infant.

Anonymous said...

I agree, but why is Jake standing so close to the kid? Do you smile like Jake while standing in the line?

Are they in queue to get tickets? To get into the theatre? Could be why they're standing close. As for the smiling, the blonde is smiling too. What does that mean??????

Jake said...

MulcahyTron: #50mentogayfor 17. Jeffrey Dean Morgan 16. Gerard Butler 15. Bruce Willis 14. Jake Gyllenhaal

WTF, only #14?!

disappointed said...

Eeeee. It looks like a boot at the bottom, a full-grown adult size boot. I'm guessing the brown haired person is the same girl who was in the Atticus pics and the airport pics (holding the jacket).

Anonymous said...

Are they in queue to get tickets? To get into the theatre? Could be why they're standing close.

Look other people around them.

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing the brown haired person is the same girl who was in the Atticus pics and the airport pics

No, wrong hair color.

Anonymous said...

"Do you smile like Jake while standing in the line?"

Maybe Jake, the lady and the Kid passed gas and it was their inside joke.

Anonymous said...

LOL 6:18, she IS standing under a bright fluorescent light. Of course her hair is going to look different.

Anonymous said...

"Do you smile like Jake while standing in the line?"

No, I stand sullen and stone faced like I'm going to a guillotine.

Anonymous said...

Jake's assistant = refined nose (most likely nose job), Paris lady = pig nose (tiny, tiny), cinema woman = big, ugly nose.

Anonymous said...

Of course her hair is going to look different.

Jake's hair didn't change the color - person with Jake isn't the girl from the airport / movie set.

Anonymous said...

I think its a boy kid way older than BT, just a random kid.

Anonymous said...

Do you smile like Jake while standing in the line?

Looks like Jake has company, he wouldn't smile like that on his own.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Jake has company, he wouldn't smile like that on his own.

The woman next to him is smiling too. Like I said, maybe something funny was said and both laughed/smiled.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jake smiling that way because the kid reminds him of how BT could have been.

Hey I heard a rumor that Jake has bad skin, is that true?

Anonymous said...

I WISH THESE FRICKIN PEOPLE WOULD GIVE DETAILS AND FULL PICTURES. FUCK.

Jake said...

Hey I heard a rumor that Jake has bad skin, is that true?

No!

Anonymous said...

Hey I heard a rumor that Jake has bad skin, is that true?

After 4.678 photos of Jake where you can see his every hair and pore you have to ask?!? Jake has great skin.

Anonymous said...

I WISH THESE FRICKIN PEOPLE WOULD GIVE DETAILS AND FULL PICTURES. FUCK.

LOL, that would be too easy.

Anonymous said...

Actually 6:30 it's 42,864 and then some. (on IHJ: 24 thumbnails per page, 1,786 pages)

6:28 has no excuse. IMO 6:28 is a troll.

Anonymous said...

Actually Jake used to have bad skin. Acne. But his skin is fine now.

Anonymous said...

Well trolls don't scour 42,000 odd photos of one actor.

Anonymous said...

Thank you 6:36.

Anonymous said...

Everyone has had a pimple or two, esp during the teenage/young adult years. It doesn't make it acne or even bad skin.

Anonymous said...

^^But it was 6:46 PM.

Anonymous said...

Jake's skin in October Sky and Donnie Darko was fine.

Anonymous said...

If that Paris woman has "pig" nose, you've never seen a pig in your life.

BT said...

The skin on Daddy's ass is just like mine!

BT said...

Oops I meant the skin on Daddy's face is just like the skin on my ass!


I'm hungry someone feed me. NOW.

Anonymous said...

Jake at the premiere of Cruel Intentions:

ihj

Atticus said...

I'm hungry, too!

Anonymous said...

Jake at the premiere of Cruel Intentions

That's not bad skin.

Anonymous said...

Cruel Intentions. 1999. Eleven years ago. Idk what your problem is, OP. Who the fuck cares if Jake had a pimple or a million pimples. Jeez get over it.

Anonymous said...

ihj

His nose looks wider too. I think he had a minor nose job done to make the nose appear slimmer. Like Nat and MW.

Anonymous said...

Fatticus, you're always hungry! Plain air-popped popcorn for you, no butter.

Anonymous said...

"Cruel Intentions. 1999. Eleven years ago. Idk what your problem is, OP. Who the fuck cares if Jake had a pimple or a million pimples. Jeez get over it.'

Yeah we all know Jake was born perfect, he can do no wrong. Nothing is ever his fault. Why is it ok to criticize his sexuality which shouldn't be part of his job profile but some of you or at least one of you gets really offended when his appearance is critique. His appearance is his bread and butter.

Atticus said...

Popcorn?! I'm not a chicken!

Anonymous said...

One more time: "Hey I heard a rumor that Jake has bad skin, is that true?"

Anonymous said...

TeghanBeaudette: PerezHilton.com says that Jeremy Renner is gay. I think I’m just going to stay in bed all day and cry. http://tumblr.com/xvn7enbe3
about 7 hours ago

Anonymous said...

Why is it ok to criticize his sexuality

A-ha. So that was the point of the discussion. Babbler.

Jake said...

Jeremy Renner is gay. I think I’m just going to stay in bed all day and cry.

I'm going to stay in bed all day and masturbate!

Anonymous said...

Fans are fans because they like someone. I can't imagine fans being OK with Kirsten's alcohol and drug abuse.

Are you a child or delusional? Or are you living in Oz or Wonderland. Fans can't be drug addicts???? The mere mention or fan, (fanatic) just conjures up an addictive behavior in itself.

Oz and Wonderland...hummmm
More drug induced delusional fantasys. Okay, were is my drink.

Anonymous said...

"I'm going to stay in bed all day and masturbate!"

you do that every weekend.

Anonymous said...

Fans are fans because they like someone. I can't imagine fans being OK with Kirsten's alcohol and drug abuse.

Are you a child or delusional? Or are you living in Oz or Wonderland. Fans can't be drug addicts???? The mere mention or fan, (fanatic) just conjures up an addictive behavior in itself.

Oz and Wonderland...hummmm
More drug induced delusional fantasys. Okay, were is my drink

Atticus said...

*hic*

Jake said...

Yeah but this time I have Jeremy Rimmer I mean Renner to fantasize about!

Austin said...

One track mind.

Atticus said...

Hey Noah wanna hang out?

Anonymous said...

Idk why people have a such an issue with being or calling themselves bisexual. It's very common especially for young men who will eventually end up gay.

hey to each his own it say. I will ask you, why is this type of thinking only reserved for Men who act on same sex dealings. Nobody says this about women. Please tell me your reason that women will screw men and women, then get married and have babies. And then maybe have sex with another woman, either with a man involved or the two women alone. And women and men, gay or straight says (it's normal) or how it is What's the deal here?
Do EXPLAIN the double standard way of thinking which IS a part of the problem.

what if... said...

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Once Gyllenhaal was cast as Batman, the rest of the cast would have had to fill out. It’s hard to say if any of the BATMAN BEGINS cast we know today would be any different. While all actors hope to have chemistry together, I’m sure this wasn’t a necessity when going about the casting process. Most likely Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson, and the rest would all still have been cast in their roles, respectively. Also, for anyone thinking, “Wouldn’t Katie Holmes have needed some chemistry with Gyllenhaal to be cast as Rachel Dawes?” I think we all know Warner Bros. shoved her down Nolan’s throat to make sure the teen-idol factor was in their film. As for Gyllenhaal’s preparation for the role, it was well-known during the casting process that he was already putting on muscle to try and convince Nolan and Warner Bros. he was the guy. Once he would have been cast, Gyllenhaal probably would have ramped up the working out hardcore to fit the ideal look of a muscled Bruce Wayne. He most likely would have ended up with the same build he had recently while filming PRINCE OF PERSIA, long hair included. It’s also interesting to note the filming of BATMAN BEGINS, from March to September 2004. I say this because Gyllenhaal’s much talked about film with future Joker Heath Ledger, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, was filmed in the summer of that same year. This basically meant there was no way Gyllenhaal would have been in the film while also questioning if Ledger would have been in it as well as the chemistry between the two probably went a long way in their casting for that film.

Once BATMAN BEGINS would have filmed with Gyllenhaal as the lead, the anticipation would have built up until the release. While Christian Bale was a general unknown to the “average joe” before Batman, Gyllenhaal was considered a rising, young star even before he would have been cast as the Caped Crusader. With this, it’s argumentative that BATMAN BEGINS probably would have had an even bigger box office opening than had Bale starred. Judging by the rest of the cast being intact and Nolan still behind the camera, the movie would have been an almost shoe in for good reviews, and positive fan reception. Gyllenhaal would have catapulted to A-list status as Batman for a new generation and looked upon as the face of the new franchise.

With the success BATMAN BEGINS would have had, anticipation obviously would have started building around the sequel and who would play the Joker and Harvey Dent/Two Face? Now with Gyllenhaal being almost the exact same height as Christian Bale (6 feet, give or take a semi-inch), the same actors probably would have been considered to play off equally as Batman’s arch nemesis. Now the big question obviously is, would Heath Ledger still have gotten the role? It’s possible. Gyllenhaal -- as stated before -- would have never done BROKEBACK MOUTAIN and Heath might’ve not either. The interesting point to make though here is that Ledger’s role in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN gained him an Oscar nomination, and recognition as a immensely, talented actor, something that had eluded him prior in his career. Would Nolan have even considered Ledger had he not done BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN and gained so much recognition? Maybe, but it would have been an even more disputed choice considering he wouldn’t have had an Oscar nomination to back up his decision.

So if Heath had not been cast as The Joker, who else might have nabbed the role? The only one whose name could be thrown into the ring with any kind of credibility would be, ironically, Christian Bale.
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What If Jake Gyllenhaal Had Been Batman?

Anonymous said...

Idk why people have a such an issue with being or calling themselves bisexual. It's very common especially for young men who will eventually end up gay.

Bisexuality isn't common, you are talking about CLOSETED gay men.

Anonymous said...

By jingo, it's the church lady again. Instructing us on which hoohoo Jake's fans deem to be sanitary enough for him. The same fans that considered Reese so clean, safe and good for Jake.


I agree with your June Clever / Church lady attitude some posters here have comment.

But,Cut the BS will you. These types of comments come from all types of posters on Jake site. Reese haters, Jake is st8, Jake is gay, BT believers. Your attitude that everything negative in your eyes comes from trolls or Jake and Reese forever posters.
Open your mind a little will you. Everything is not as black and white as you think.

Anonymous said...

Bisexuality isn't common, you are talking about CLOSETED gay men.

are you saying that bisexuality does not exist when it comes to men and men only?

Anonymous said...

I went to the doctor the other day for a regular checkup. He's an older man probably around 60. He asked me how my social life was and he asked me if I was actively having sex with the opposite sex. I said, well yes but I like the same gender too and it's hard to meet people. And you know what he said? He said enjoy both, there's no need to decide, have fun with whoever I want and there's no rule that says I have to choose one or the other. I thought that was really nice. I wish more doctors (and people) had that attitude.

Anonymous said...

I have only heard of one openly bisexual celebrity. I think it was Lynn Redgraves husband and Natasha Redgraves father. Or was it Lynn's father and Natasha's grandfather? I stand corrected on who it actually was, but it was a Redgrave. He openly had relationships with men and women. And after one relationship with a male partner ended he got married again and had another child to a woman. What a brave person who apparently said to everyone, fuck what you think about me, I'm living my life the way I wnat to.

But to most people, this type of attitude is only expected of women.

Anonymous said...

Elton John said he's bisexual. Later he admitted he's gay.
I bet Mika is lying about being bisexual.

Anonymous said...

Harris told Stern that he'd been with between 12-15 women before he was definite on the queer.

Neil Patrick Harris was a closeted gay man who had sex with women, not bisexual who ended up gay.

Anonymous said...

And after one relationship with a male partner ended he got married again and had another child to a woman.

During his time that was practically the only way to be gay and have kids. Just saying.

Anonymous said...

Whether you like it or not, some like to do it with both genders.

Anonymous said...

More people are gay than bisexual.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but there are bisexuals too. One of my friends has men and women as sex partners. She sees herself as bi.

Anonymous said...

He said enjoy both, there's no need to decide, have fun with whoever I want and there's no rule that says I have to choose one or the other.

I'm sure that dear doctor meant well, but his advice is silly.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but there are bisexuals too.

I'm sure no one would try to deny that.

Anonymous said...

there's no rule that says I have to choose one or the other

There are rules, simple and firm - you can't choose and you can't change your sexuality.

Anonymous said...

Jake would have made a better Batman than POP. But I think he could be the American James BOnd too. Hopefully the Source Code will make people realize Jake can play the same roles as Matt Damon. Like Matt, Jake can act, he's not just a pretty face.

Anonymous said...

^^^he's got a great ass too.

Anonymous said...

As Woody Allen once said, being bisexual doubles your chances of getting a date on a Saturday night!

Anonymous said...

It’s also interesting to note the filming of BATMAN BEGINS, from March to September 2004. I say this because Gyllenhaal’s much talked about film with future Joker Heath Ledger, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, was filmed in the summer of that same year.

Who needs Batman when you can have Brokeback Mountain :)

Anonymous said...

Elton John said he's bisexual. Later he admitted he's gay.

and what did Anne Heche, Ellen's former partner say her sexuality was or is? I think she remarried a man and had a child.

Anonymous said...

During his time that was practically the only way to be gay and have kids. Just saying.

^^ All the rationale is for the bisexual male = gay man. Not a word or any example of a woman dealing with both sexes, then dealing with a settling with a man. Why not? It happens.

Oh and if anyones ears here are to sinsitive for this, in all porno flicks there is a woman / woman doing all that can be done to each other. No negative press, uproar, outing or anything.

Oh, forgot It's the straight MAN's SLASH.

Anonymous said...

and what did Anne Heche, Ellen's former partner say her sexuality was or is? I think she remarried a man and had a child.

Sometimes even lesbians crave dick.

Anonymous said...

July 28th, 2006

Actress Anne Heche's mother has penned a tell-all book about the day her daughter told her she was a lesbian. In “The Truth Comes Out,” Nancy Heche reveals she "plummeted into disbelief" when her daughter came out to her in 1997 after striking up a romance with comedienne Ellen Degeneres. The star then went public about her sexuality and lesbian romance, which lasted until Heche fell for cameraman Coley Laffoon in 2000.

Nancy Heche admits in her new book that she was most upset by her daughter's gay life because her husband - the actress' father Don - revealed his secret homosexual life before he died of AIDS in 1983. In an extract from the book obtained by the National Enquirer, Nancy writes, "I couldn't imagine anything worse. Anne's newfound lesbian love affair is like a betrayal of an unspoken vow: We will never have anything to do with homosexuals. Don's death took us to the depths of despair... I secretly hoped Anne's affair would last a week or two, maybe a couple of months."

Anonymous said...

Sometimes even lesbians crave dick.

Nah, it is easier to be "straight".

Anonymous said...

A person's sexuality is his or her own determination. You can't label someone gay because you're determined that they don't know their own sexuality. If Jake came out and said he was bi-sexual, would you believe or just say he's wrong about who he is attracted to. Ted has been somewhat non committal on Toothy's sexuality, sometimes he's bi and sometimes he's all about the boys.

Anonymous said...

Ted said Toothy Tile is gay, more than once.

Anonymous said...

If Jake came out and said he was bi-sexual, would you believe or just say he's wrong about who he is attracted to.

Jake is lying about his sexuality, so why would I believe him?

Anonymous said...

My point is not to argue what peoples sexuality is, just to the straight females and gay males on this site to be a little open mindedness to anothers sexuality and things are not always as the seem.
On the Jake sites that believe Jake is gay, noone ever gives him the benefit of doubt. I, as some ohters, do believe that he and Kirsten were really involved and loved each other. Beard or Not. But what bothers me is that nobody ever questions the sexuality of female celebrities at, and this is even if they say they have been with both sexes.
But the males, Jake included get drug thru the mud and ridiculed. If most posters here are women, what's the big issue I ask. Bi or Gay?

Anonymous said...

I wish the fangirls that post here stop with the shipping of Jake and Anne, Jake and Michelle

How about Anne and Michelle? There were rumors about Michelle pre Heath and there are rumors about Anne liking the girls too. So...

Anonymous said...

Jake is lying about his sexuality, so why would I believe him?

^^ I'm Sure this is because you know Jake personally, am I right?

Or is it, U want to believe everything Ted (a gossip columnist) says as Truth and never question his insight?

It has to be one of the above, Which is it.

Anonymous said...

^^Anne did say she and Michelle plan to do the lesbian and stage version of BBM. Now they'd make a hot couple.

Anonymous said...

what bothers me is that nobody ever questions the sexuality of female celebrities at, and this is even if they say they have been with both sexes

No one cares unless they are 100% lesbians like Ellen.

Anonymous said...

I'm Sure this is because you know Jake personally, am I right?

Because Jake was bearding for years and proved he's gay.

Anonymous said...

what bothers me is that nobody ever questions the sexuality of female celebrities at, and this is even if they say they have been with both sexes

No one cares unless they are 100% lesbians like Ellen.

^^ but the male stars are questioned relentlessly, and the gay gossip sites will tear them apart.
The women? Nothing!

Anonymous said...

"Jake dumped Drunkst when the drug rumors started to spread, he has no use for her anymore. She is no longer A-list.'

I thought Kirsten did the dumping because he was sleeping with men?

Anonymous said...

Yes, Kirsten dumped Jake after he did promo for TDAT (when Jake took a two week break from shooting BBM to promote TDAD). The scuttlebutt was she walked in on him and a guy (Austin probably) and they had a screaming fight about it at Chateau Marmont that was heard by many.

Anonymous said...

I remember that story being refuted on Towleroad when the alleged incident was supposed to have occurred. It basically came down to he said/a friend of mine said. No proof anything of the sort happened like that at all. We gays can be a catty bunch.

Anonymous said...

"It basically came down to he said/a friend of mine said. "

Isn't that how Ted gets his leads? So the he said/a freind of mine is just as good as Ted's sources.

Anonymous said...

Please, more intimate facts about Jake two-timing Kirsten with men.

We are still waiting for your proof that Jake and Kirsten had sex..


Guess Kirsten being on record about she and Jake having sex in public places doesn't count for a thing. Have Jake or Austin copped to even kissing each other?

My point is not who Jake fucked. It's the ridiculousness of this po-faced person citing "facts" to diss Kirsten but conveniently ignoring the lack of "facts" about Jake sleeping around on her.

There is no hard "truth" about Jake's private actions. There are only rumors. Speculate away. But if you are going to trumpet your adherence to "facts" when it comes to Kirsten Dunst, then use the same standard when it comes to Jake. And you have no "facts" about him and Austin screwing and having babies at all.

For what it's worth, I think Jake's gay. But I'm sick of the keep-Jake-clean poster(s) policing everyone according to their selective purity agenda.

Anonymous said...

I think it's wrong for people who dated (and even had children with) the opposite sex to later say they are gay, when it's clear they were having sex and were bisexual. They probably don't realize how they are discounting their earlier, authentic feelings - and yes they were authentic. It's the same as when you are in love; during the relationship and at the breakup it feels real, and very charged and raw and the pain is very real. But when you look back on the relationship after a few years, especially after experiencing another love, it's very easy to say the earlier one wasn't love at all. But the fact is, it was love. The pain may fade but the feelings at that time, at that time in your life, were authentic and very very real. I think the same applies to sexual relationships; sure many say they are gay - now - but the fact is they made love with the opposite sex and enjoyed it too. What they are doing today doesn't demean who they were before. But I think a lot of the "I'm gay" people who clearly had opposite sex relationships earlier, want to discard and minimize their earlier experiences. Or maybe it's just easier to say "I'm gay" instead of "I experimented with both, I was bisexual for a time, but now I am in a gay relationship and consider myself to be gay."

Mission: Impossible said...

RIP Peter Graves (83)

disappointed said...

If Jake is carrying BT then whose brown boot is on the floor, in a position corresponding to where a person standing against the machine (?) to Jake's left, would be?

Don't get me wrong; I believe there is a BT. But I do not believe BT is in this pic. (1) the boot; an adult is clearly standing perpendicular to Jake (2) A two or two and a half year old is way too young to take to a public theater for 2 hour movie (3) no twitterer mentions a child being in the group or Jake talking to a child (4) a petite woman hidden by a machine (or whatever that thing is) can easily be confused with a small boy in that pic. Remember how people thought Evelyn's face was a small boy in the back of the Jake/Nanny car pic?! I doubt it's a forehead, I think it's her hand held for a moment up to her hair (5) As for the closeness of the faces, it happens in pics (it's called compression) and also yes, non-intimate people can and do speak closely to each other; I would imagine Jake wouldn't exactly want every word he says to a cohort to be heard by everyone in earshot.

I would love it to be BT but IMO the evidence or lack thereof shows it's not.

ONTD said...

Make A Wish, Boner and his wedding ring!

Anonymous said...

Awwww :)

Anonymous said...

I think it's wrong for people who dated (and even had children with) the opposite sex to later say they are gay, when it's clear they were having sex and were bisexual.

They aren't bisexual, they are closeted gays.

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