Saturday 19 December 2009

Happy Birthday Jake!

Jake Gyllenhaal
Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.

- Lucy Larcom

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Anonymous said...

Uh, what's the DL forum?

The DataLounge is an Internet forum for LGBT news and gossip with approximately 6.5 million page views each month according to its Webmaster (as of June 2006). Mediapolis, a New York City-based interactive media company, created the site in May 1995.

The DataLounge's style stems from a core community of predominantly anonymous posters who share news, opinions, gossip, personal histories and political views from a gay and lesbian perspective.

wikipedia

Anonymous said...

Boner does look younger than Jake. White Collar is not the greatest show, but I cannot help watching it just to watch him. Sigh.

The world would be a lot better place for gays if people like Jake came out, or at least stopped bearding. ;ake is part of the problem, not a victim. If everyone in HW came out they would have no choice but to use gay actors.

Anonymous said...

Article about Gareth Thomas and a lot of interesting comments:

British Lions rugby legend Gareth Thomas: 'It's ended my marriage and nearly driven me to suicide. Now it's time to tell the world the truth - I'm gay'

Anonymous said...

^^^ Daily Mail comment:

I have personal experience of this.....my ex husband is gay.....our marriage lasted 20 years....10 years of which I knew about his sexuality but stayed for the sake of our beautiful children. He was also a keen rugby player and I could relate to a lot of the above interview....especially the anger and agression on the pitch. It has been a heartbreaking 12 months for all concerned....for me, my children, my husband and family and friends.....but am glad he has now found peace of mind....and hopefully in time I will too. Good luck to Gareth.....and to his wife I wish her luck in her new life.

- Karen, uk,

Anonymous said...

Daily Mail comment:

"I can fully appreciate the reactions of people by reading the comments.

But, I can also understand what he has gone through having gone through somthing almost as similar myself. Being involved in rugby, for some of us who are gay, does not let you be yourself. People and friends expect you to be somthing you are not and it is somthing which nearly drove me to suicide. I congratulate Gareth for coming out and showing people that it is ok to be gay and you don't have to be anything but yourself. Your not alone and people like myself have gone through the same thing and come out the other side even stronger..

I'm not accepted by everyone and some people have made it very hard for me but I thank the others who have supported me and accepted me for who I am and the people who don't accept me being gay can learn somthing about what it is like to go through this kind of thing. I enjoy rugby and hope things continue to get easier."

- James Jones, Harlow Essex

Anonymous said...

"Uh, what's the DL forum?"

thank you for your reply. I still think Jake is in denial and that he can fake it just like the Rugby player.

Anonymous said...

I still think Jake is in denial

Jake can (try to) fake it, but why do you think Jake is in denial (not admitting to himself he's gay)?

Anonymous said...

Jake is not in denial, he knows perfectly well what he is and what he likes.
Is it too difficult to believe that Jake beards for money and fame reasons and not because "society-is-mean-to-gays-"?

Anonymous said...

"Is it too difficult to believe that Jake beards for money and fame reasons and not because "society-is-mean-to-gays-"?"

I think thats why does it, and it just irks me that he and others get away with it.

Anonymous said...

I think Jake bearded because Hollywood-expect-that-from-ambitious-gays.

Anonymous said...

I think thats why does it, and it just irks me that he and others get away with it.

Don't forget Hollywood gay egg or chicken dilemma - gay actors are still discriminated so they are using bearding to be equal with straight colleagues.

Anonymous said...

Most will probably disagree, but Reese W. looks much better and happier since Reeke break up. LOL.

Jake said...

Friend of a friend, they had a fling. Friend thought it was way more than it was and got clingy, excited to be the "boyfriend" apparent. Naive. Got his heart broken when Jake ended it.

Hmm now which guy was that? Was it Tom? No...maybe Jeff. Or Barry. Or Barry's friend Ramon. Could be that other guy Pete or his ex Tim or Tim's brother Martin. Maybe Leonard? Or maybe Don or Erik or Steve or Scott or Charles or Greg or Nick or....

Anonymous said...

12:56 PM, looks like the same bitchfaced and bored Reese W to me.

12:56 said...

If these are all photo ops, she's probably pretending to be so happy. Admitedly, she's always stlyed when papz "happen" to be there.

Anonymous said...

12:56 PM, you should check out X17 pictures of very pissed off Reese - she smiles and poses for paparazzi during her photo ops.

Jake's PA said...

Hmm now which guy was that? Was it Tom? No...maybe Jeff. Or Barry. Or Barry's friend Ramon. Could be that other guy Pete or his ex Tim or Tim's brother Martin. Maybe Leonard? Or maybe Don or Erik or Steve or Scott or Charles or Greg or Nick or....

No, that was Mike.

Anonymous said...

Open wide!

Anonymous said...

The world would be a lot better place for gays if people like Jake came out, or at least stopped bearding. ;ake is part of the problem, not a victim. If everyone in HW came out they would have no choice but to use gay actors.


ITA

Chris fan said...

Beetlebung Farm

:-)

"Chris Fischer and Jacob Ferreira formed Beetlebung Farm, LLC in the spring of 2008. Chris and Jake are life-long friends whose shared vision, work-ethic and desire to make a positive impact in their local community inspired them to create their sustainable agricultural business. Growing up on Martha’s Vineyard provided them the necessary foundation for pursuing this venture. Each left the Island after high school and returned nearly ten years later with unique backgrounds and experiences. Beetlebung Farm, LLC has no correlation to the farm stand, besides helping to raise awareness of its important practices. We are privileged to grow on the land and are thrilled to utilize the Beetlebung Farm name for our business in an effort to honor the history of the farm, the traditions of our mentors in the Fischer family and our shared commitment to agricultural stewardship."

Anonymous said...

Chris and two Jacobs :)

NYTimes said...

From ‘Vibrator’ to ‘Cougar Town,’ It’s Still a Man’s World

In entertainment, much of the portrayal of female sexuality is still dictated by men.


Can Anybody Make a Movie for Women?

Nancy Meyers makes movies in which the middle-aged woman always triumphs. Is this what women want?

Anonymous said...

Open wide!

Gotta love Atticus. He looks so young there. If Jake gets heartbroken, it'll be when Atti gets old and passes away.

RIP said...

Brittany Murphy died last night after she went into full cardiac arrest and could not be revived, multiple sources tell TMZ.

She was 32.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Hollywood gay egg or chicken dilemma - gay actors are still discriminated so they are using bearding to be equal with straight colleagues.

Yeah. The shock for me was learning that the bearding rule is still enforced in Hollywood. FOr "civilians," small town America got over it at least thirty years ago. But people who are judged by the public (actors and politicians) have to be non-persons because of the lunatic fringe.

Anonymous said...

Brittany Murphy died last night after she went into full cardiac arrest and could not be revived, multiple sources tell TMZ.

She was 32.


Wouldn't surprise me if she was a drug abuser. :(

R.I.P.

Anonymous said...

Sorry about Brittany Murphy. She had it rough the last few years.

Oh, another pap photo of Reese over at JJB out today for a "meeting". You don't think she is trying to restart the negotiations with Jake or find a new boy toy?

Anonymous said...

Too early for a a new boy toy.

Anonymous said...

God, I hope it's not for renegotiations on resuming Reeke. I hope that Jake has realized that he is better off without the Chin.

Anonymous said...

I hope so too.

t said...

samwise189: christmas shopping with maggie gyllenhaal and peter sarsgaard. #parkslope
3 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

OT: Actress Brittany Murphy (32) died from cardiac arrest. (TMZ)

Anonymous said...

"christmas shopping with maggie gyllenhaal and peter sarsgaard"

Is Jake Ramona's babysitter?

Anonymous said...

^^Maybe! Or granny Naomi.

Maggie and Peter said...

After we get this shopping done for the twitters let's go to a hotel and make love all day and all night long...no kid, no interruptions. Jake should be able to handle for a few days Ramona's loud whistle and new drum set and that little poopy problem that's been making her so cranky.

Jake said...

Thanks for the word of confidence, sis!

Anonymous said...

The way that these mostly male creators and executives portray female sexuality include women who resemble Victoria’s Secret models, voracious female libidos and routine pairings of older men with women 20 and 30 years younger. The new film “Crazy Heart,” released this week, which matches Jeff Bridges, 60, and Maggie Gyllenhaal, 32, is just the latest example.

I'm a woman but don't mind movies being a man’s world. I don't like romantic comedies and prefer male leads - I guess I'm never going to be a feminist ;)

update said...

thirtyseven: SPOTTED Maggie Gyllenhaal Peter Saarsgaard and their bb, who asked for a cookie. Warmed my Brooklyn heart.
9 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

^^Aww! :)

Anonymous said...

"their bb, who asked for a cookie"

Wonder if it was Jake or Ramona asking for a cookie?

Anonymous said...

Same here! lol

What does bb stand for?

Anonymous said...

If you want movies about women, for women with female leads well then women have to make those films. But what do most female producers and female directors make? Movies with male leads, example "The Hurt Locker". But the same goes for any other group feeling left out in the dominated white male (and straight supposedly)world of Hollywood. You can't wait for the world to change, you have to change it.

Brothers box office said...

9. Brothers $2,630,000

Total $22,090,000

Anonymous said...

So,Brothers is a success.Still, i doubt this is going to make Jake re-think the bearding contract

Anonymous said...

First River then Heath now Brittany. It's sad when young people try to numb their problems/demons/insecurities with drugs. River and Heath were very sensitive and fragile young men.
Though we don't know yet if Brittany died because of drugs, it wouldn't be much of a surprise. She had a decent career a few years ago, but in the last years it went downhill.

Anonymous said...

So,Brothers is a success.

I wouldn't call it a success, but it's doing ok.

Anonymous said...

"Brothers" is doing OK and maybe will make a small profit (on average, studios earn approximately 55% of the final gross).

Anonymous said...

Can Anybody Make a Movie for Women?

Article by Daphne Merkin :)

Florida Tom said...

update said...
thirtyseven: SPOTTED Maggie Gyllenhaal Peter Saarsgaard and their bb, who asked for a cookie. Warmed my Brooklyn heart.
9 minutes ago

Does bb stand for baby brother. Ahhhhhh Jake love cookies.

Florida Tom said...

Anonymous said...
"Is it too difficult to believe that Jake beards for money and fame reasons and not because "society-is-mean-to-gays-"?"

I think thats why does it, and it just irks me that he and others get away with it.


I personally don't think Jake got away with it. I think he was pisssed at times that many did't fall for it.

Anonymous said...

BB also stands for baby among other things. If it was Jake they would just say it was him.

I would hope for his sake they were talking about Ramona, that makes him look like a retard.

BTW:Ithought you hated /didn't believe in tweets tom??

Maggie and Peter have been shopping in Brooklyn today no sigh of Jake with Maggie, Peter and Ramona yet if he is in NY.

Cookie Monster said...

I would hope for his sake they were talking about Ramona, that makes him look like a retard.

WHAT?!?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad Jake got rid of drug infested Drunkst and I hope he stays far, far away from drugs.

Anonymous said...

Kiki and Lindsay are gonna bury everyone, you´ll see ;)

Anonymous said...

I think he was pisssed at times that many did't fall for it.

I think Jake was pissed because he had to beard.
Remember how he ignored the beard and avoided looking at her during Rendition promotion?

4:04 PM said...

I just don't understand that a supposedly responsible mother like Williams would be friends with Dunst, esp. when you regard how her babydaddy died. I hope she'll be very selective regarding boyfriends for the kid's sake.

Ramona Saarsgaard is one lucky kid, IMO she has truly great, responsible parents. :)

Anonymous said...

?????? MW & Kirsten made only 1 movie together, is not like she lets K babysitt Matilda! I dont think the remained close.
And how can you know M & P are good parents inside doors???

Anonymous said...

I think one of the biggest problems for Reeke was Jake's EGO. He was second fiddle to Reese always. Even when he was out and about alone, he was "Reese's boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal". That became his new identity, even non famous guys don't like to be referred to as someone's possession. I think that was the biggest problem, his ego and the gay part.

And it didn't help that Reese was talking about them to the press. Bottom line, Jake is nobody's bitch and he was becoming that with Reese at least in the press. How macho is it to hear your "girlfriend" refer to you as fabulous and gushes about how much you like to stay in the kitchen.

Anonymous said...

baby Ramona with Jake

Anonymous said...

And how can you know M & P are good parents inside doors???

My instinct tells me they are.

Anonymous said...

Aaw, I wonder what he's telling her, I imagine her saying "Yeah, right, whatever Uncle Jakey".

Anonymous said...

^^LOL.

Anonymous said...

I think one of the biggest problems for Reeke was Jake's EGO.

Jake's ego was too SMALL - he agreed to be Reese's marketing tool.

Anonymous said...

"Aaw, I wonder what he's telling her, I imagine her saying "

Not a word to those paps, you hear me missy.

Anonymous said...

It was even worse than Reese's boyfriend. Most of the time they got his last name spelled wrong.

I'd hardly call Brothers a success at 22 mil. Don't movies have to make 2x budget to be considered profitable. It has not even broken even yet and is already at #9 after only 3 weeks. It will disappear from top 10 this week for sure.

Anonymous said...

Jake's huge EGO told him he was not going to be Ryan II

Anonymous said...

Jake's ego was too SMALL - he agreed to be Reese's marketing tool.

Give me a fucking break! If it was a bearding arrangemant, it was supposed to benefit the two of them. But it turned out to make him look like a wimp. Backlash. He realized it and dumped her ass.

Anonymous said...

He took his sweet time to "realize" it...
bleh, I expect "Christmas reconcilation" at any minute..

(maybe that was the pan today and then B.Murphy passed)

Anonymous said...

4:23 PM

It was a bearding arrangemant and Reese Witherspon made sure to have an upper hand - she works only for herself.

Anonymous said...

He took his sweet time to "realize" it...
bleh, I expect "Christmas reconcilation" at any minute..

(maybe that was the pan today and then B.Murphy passed)


Dude, this pairing almost killed his rep. and his career. He is not THAT much of a tard to crawl back to that bitch of a woman!

Anonymous said...

He took his sweet time to "realize" it...

I'm sure Jake dumped the beard as soon as he could. Reese did not sign a short term contract, that wouldn't work for her image and PR crap she's selling.

Anonymous said...

And it didn't help that Reese was talking about them to the press.

Reese was showmancing so she could talk to the press about her "blessed and wonderful" life.

Anonymous said...

Not a word to those paps, you hear me missy.

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

What is Tom doing?

Anonymous said...

^^^anything he wants, a willing participant it seems.

Jake said...

Duh!

Ted said...

No wonder so many gay men are gossip columnists: All these supposedly "straight" stars are constantly cruising us (and our friends) for sex!

And the latest celeb to daringly do so is one of the biggest, hunkiest vampire sensations out there right now. So much so, even I was shocked when a bud of mine, who gets off hunting around Griffith Park—a notorious area of L.A. where homosexual sex in the woods is rampant and a constant annoyance to the police—enjoyed what you're about to read.

Nelly Fang is as hot as he is adored by his millions of fans. His smoldering looks are talked about just as much as (if not more so than) his red-hot acting talents.

Nelly simply smolders onscreen, what with his trance-like gaze and lithe, mildly muscled bod, which he keeps in shape by jogging through Griffith Park, wearing shorts but no...

...underwear, oh my!

I wonder if that's because Nelly likes to be extra-free to whip it out, just in case he needs to take a whiz? Nah.

More likely, that lack of clothing constraint is due entirely to Nelly's penchant for stopping a guy who catches his fancy on the trail so he can lure his conquest to a hidden path and then have hot, hot, hot sex under the sun! Something Fang's now done with my friend not once, but twice!

Love it! And people say Tiger's a slut! So glad Woods isn't the only celeb who's being supernaughty these days, what a relief.

"He's a real talker, too," adds Nelly's lucky path partner. "He kept saying, 'Yeah, do it, yeah, you like that, don't you, yeah, you like my ass?' "

Oh my. If only Nelly's gazillions of girlie worshippers could hear him talk. They'd either try to convert him or tell him to start talking dirty to them—or they'd stop being his fan—or both.

By the way, I'm sure if you've made it this far, you'll want to know the rest of the dirty deets, which are: Yes, Nelly's endowed (longer than wider, to be precise), and yes, he's a very neat boy down there.

"Very groomed," was how Mr. Fang's private parts were further described to me. Or to be even more precise (and gay): "Manscaped."

Hmmm. How very interesting, as this body-maintenance routine doesn't match the sometimes slightly grungy image Nelly likes to show off to the very unknowing public.

And It Ain't: Kellan Lutz, Brad Pitt, Ryan Kwanten

Blind Vice: Which Vampire's Batty for Boys?

Jake said...

"He's a real talker, too," adds Nelly's lucky path partner. "He kept saying, 'Yeah, do it, yeah, you like that, don't you, yeah, you like my ass?'"

I need his phone number!

Anonymous said...

^^^
Slut!

Anonymous said...

"Very groomed," was how Mr. Fang's private parts were further described to me. Or to be even more precise (and gay): "Manscaped."

Please, no manscaping!

Ted's twitter said...

theawfultruth: Just think Nelly Fang might out himself before Toothy Tile!

http://twitter.com/theawfultruth/status/6834537482

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen any of the vampire movies, since that one with Pitt, Cruise and underage Dunst.
Care to enlighten Ted's BV?

Anonymous said...

"I haven't seen any of the vampire movies, since that one with Pitt, Cruise and underage Dunst.
Care to enlighten Ted's BV?"

I don't know or care, I just wish they all would eat garlic, see sunlight, and die.

Is that too harsh?

millions of Twilight fans said...

YES!

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen any of the vampire movies, since that one with Pitt, Cruise and underage Dunst.

All I know is that we have extremely popular Twilight franchise with a lot of unattractive young actors and very popular True Blood television drama series, created by a gay man.

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen any of the vampire movies, since that one with Pitt, Cruise and underage Dunst. Care to enlighten Ted's BV?

This might help - there are pictures! lol

ONTD - Blind Vice: Which Vampire's Batty for Boys?

Florida Tom said...

Got to be Pattison. That is a shocker.

Mersey Ted said...

Got to be Bela Legosi. Tha is a shocker.

Anonymous said...

What's the story with Source Code? This is the number one script on the 'black list', the best unproduced Hollywood scripts, and you were attached to it for a while, but news is that now you're not. But then maybe that's not the whole story?

I was on it for two years. originally I was on The Dark Crystal for about nine months and I rewrote the Dark Crystal script with Brian Henson, Jim Henson's son. I'd been on that ages.

To get the rebate, we had to shoot it in Australia, and so we had to bring on Australian producers. As soon as that happened it went from being a really edgy Henson movie to being a watered down Australian version of Shrek. I wasn't going to part of that film, and I was attached to Source Code at the time, but I left The Dark Crystal really regretfully. I really wanted to do the film, but I realised I wasn't going to be able to do my version of it.

So with Source Code, we did five drafts. Billy Ray, who's an amazing writer, worked on the rewrite, and we'd got to the point where we had a few really big names that were serious about doing it, then Jake (Gyllenhaal) came aboard, and he's a lovely guy, but we had such different opinions about the film about how he wanted to be shot, and he's at the point in his career where he can call the shots, so… I'm still attached to the film in the producing capacity.

The film started off with Universal, then it got to Relativity, then it got to Summit. When you change guard that much, the film you began with is not the film you have at the end, so I think you're better off with someone new to do it and for me to go on with some of the other films I'm developing. You sign on to make an apple, and in a few years, you've got a pear.


SC

Source Code said...

^^^
Recently you may have heard the news that Duncan Jones had taken over the directing reigns of the film Source Code, a Sci Fi time-trap thriller, from Aussie director Shane Abbess. However, usually when you read about these things in The Hollywood Reporter or Daily Variety, what is written and what actually went on are sometimes very different things. We were intrigued.

Shane is well known to audiences as the director of Gabriel, the low budget film that has struck a chord worldwide in filmgoers seeking a bit of angel-on-angel brutality. His stylish film was very well received in the US, particularly on DVD.

But it's been a little while since the film came out and Shane went off to Hollywood. As luck would have it, we managed to track him down and spoke to him (on speaker phone of course) as he was driving into the Fox lot where yet another meeting with 'real-life people who actually make movies'.

Shane's actually been working in some pretty rarified circles, currently teaming up on projects involving producers of the ilk of Mark Gordan (2012, Saving Private Ryan, The Day After Tomorrow) and Lorenzo Di Bonaventura (GI: Joe, Transformers 1 & 2, Constantine).

We managed a quick chat, and as you'd expect, Shane was up front, straight up and made no bones about what he's doing, and what he's trying to do in Hollywood.

Anonymous said...

Oh, not Summit, it does those Vampire movies. They will push out Jake for that Robert guy or worse let it go down the drain. If they keep Jake, expect a beard soon before shooting if Summit is involved.

Anonymous said...

So with Source Code, we did five drafts. Billy Ray, who's an amazing writer, worked on the rewrite, and we'd got to the point where we had a few really big names that were serious about doing it, then Jake (Gyllenhaal) came aboard, and he's a lovely guy, but we had such different opinions about the film about how he wanted to be shot, and he's at the point in his career where he can call the shots, so… I'm still attached to the film in the producing capacity.

Big names? Very different opinions about the film? I would love to hear details :)

Anonymous said...

They will push out Jake for that Robert guy or worse let it go down the drain.

Deal is done, filming starts in March.

Anonymous said...

Oh, not Summit, it does those Vampire movies. They will push out Jake for that Robert guy or worse let it go down the drain.

Huh? FYI Summit also did "The Hurt Locker"

Source Code said...

8 November, 2009

Mark Gordon of The Mark Gordon Company will produce with Rousselet, a longtime French producer who set up Vendome with co-CEO Fabrice Gianfermi a year ago backed by a $115m revolving credit facility funded by a consortium of banks. Production is set for first quarter 2010 and Summit Entertainment will release in the US.

“Source Code is the perfect film on which to launch the Vendome slate,” Rousselet said. “The film offers a unique and engaging story that we believe will appeal to a world-wide audience. “Furthermore having the opportunity to work alongside Mark and Duncan is a dream start for our company and exemplifies the types of producers and film-makers we at Vendome plan to be in business with.”

Vendome, Mark Gordon cast Jake Gyllenhaal in thriller Source Code

Anonymous said...

First River then Heath now Brittany. It's sad when young people try to numb their problems/demons/insecurities with drugs.

1. Cause of Death on Brittany has not been determined.
2. Heath's COD was accidental overdose of a lethal mixture of legally prescribed drugs.
3. Yes, River's COD was from illegal street drugs.

Anonymous said...

IMO Nelly Fang might be Ian Somerholder from Vampire Diaries, a TV series. Ted said "onscreen" he never said it was movies only. There's a shitload of vampire stuff now, film and TV. Twilight, True Blood and Vampire Diaries are what I know about. Might be a couple others.

Anonymous said...

(maybe that was the pan [plan] today and then B.Murphy passed)

LOL that's right Reese had a meeting yesterday. Shit - the Grim Reaper isn't even waiting for Reeke photo ops anymore; any whiff of Reeke is enough to claim another victim. Hollywood is in danger of extinction if Reeke keeps going...idk maybe we would be better off if Hollywood goes away.

Anonymous said...

Ian Somerholder the couch

Anonymous said...

ONTD - Blind Vice: Which Vampire's Batty for Boys?

ONTD comment:

His smoldering looks are talked about just as much as (if not more so than) his red-hot acting talents.

Makes me think of ASkars [Alexander Skarsgard] cause I've never heard anyone talk about the acting talents of any of the other actors who play vampires.

Anonymous said...

Nelly Fang

smoldering looks
Nelly simply smolders onscreen
trance-like gaze
lithe, mildly muscled bod
sometimes slightly grungy image
red-hot acting talents


Ted kept emphasizing "smoldering" and "smolders" - which sounds like Somerhalder. Ian also fits the physical description perfectly of lithe and mildly muscled. "red-hot acting talents" - don't know if this is typical of all vampire actors but Ian wears red contact lenses for his role in Vampire Diaries, plus he was in a movie called Fireball. IMO this BV, especially with the physical description and the "smoldering" just screams his name.

Anonymous said...

"acting talents"

Ian Somerhalder has been around a lot longer than Alex Skarsgard. Btw he's also no stranger to gay kisses, he was in Rules of Attraction as a gay boy. Luscious! Also people talking about his "acting talents" - doesn't always mean it's a good thing. FYI a lot of talk about Ian Somerhalder's career and talent is why he isn't more popular and acting in films, why hasn't he lived up to his potential, why is he just on a TV 2nd class CW vampire show considering the talent and range he showed in the beginning, years ago?

Anonymous said...

Ian Smolderholden.

Anonymous said...

Robert Pattison.

Anonymous said...

"Robert Pattison."

It can't go outside without his picture being taken. Besides too obvious and has excluded him from Twlight gay blind vices in the past. I don't think its a Twlighter.

Anonymous said...

^^
Ted has excluded him

lol said...

Ian Smolderholder.

Atticus said...

It's not even 7 pm but I'm going to bed right now. Daddy told me to get a lot of rest because we're going to Griffith Park tomorrow and we're going to be walking around all day!

Anonymous said...

Dog of a slut!

Anonymous said...

Slut's Best Friend!

Anonymous said...

I just don't understand that a supposedly responsible mother like Williams would be friends with Dunst...

And how can you know M & P are good parents inside doors???

My instinct tells me they are.


My instinct tells me you are a mean-spirited coward with no life outside of the Internet. Disagree? Too bad. My instinct tells me.

My instinct also tells me that self-righteous moral posturing and judging of others whose pain and true circumstances you know nothing about is not "good" behavior by any standard. The people you like to label as bad mothers, junkies and losers may have a few good qualities, and the types you consider "good" may be arrogant, selfish, greedy, jealous, gutless, lying and hypocritical.

Kiki, Heath, Michelle and others are decent human beings. It's one thing to joke around, but to label them constantly as losers, junkies, terrible mothers and worse is not acceptable.

God loves His non-perfect people, too. I would think anyone posting on a site that's waiting for a gay man to stop faking his life would be more charitable of human weakness.

Anonymous said...

11:19, well said.

Evelyn said...

Daddy told me to get a lot of rest because we're going to Griffith Park tomorrow and we're going to be walking around all day!

For God's sakes, try not to get caught!

Anonymous said...

Slut's Best Friend!

:)

:) said...

LoveGayPorn: Jake Gyllenhaal shirtless on "Entertainment Tonight" preivew of "Prince of Persia": .. http://bit.ly/5WRg8C (expand)
about 4 hours ago

Atticus said...

For God's sakes, try not to get caught!

We won't. I'm wearing my prosthetic ear so no one will recognize us.

Stephen Portland said...

Happy Birthday To My Buddy- Jake Gyllenhaal!

Jake Gyllenhaal is one of the smartest & most skillful lovers that I have ever encountered. Jake & I had blast rehearsing & shooting our duet of Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow! for my holiday extravganza- A Very Steve Christmas!. We shot on loacation in Aspen, & after the close to 50 takes it took to get it right, we retired to Jake's room to enjoy the fireplace & laugh about our day in the snow.

Post apocalyptic bohemian

Jake said...

I'm wearing my prosthetic ear so no one will recognize us.

I will wear my favorite merkin so no one will recognize me, either!

Griffith Park gays said...

Good plan, Jake!

Anonymous said...

The people you like to label as bad mothers, junkies and losers may have a few good qualities, and the types you consider "good" may be arrogant, selfish, greedy, jealous, gutless, lying and hypocritical.

My instinct tells me that some posters are trashing Kiki, Michelle, Heath and Ryan in silly, immature attempt to make Jake or his ex beard look better.

Ted said...

Good plan, Jake!

Anonymous said...

Ted kept emphasizing "smoldering" and "smolders" - which sounds like Somerhalder. Ian also fits the physical description perfectly of lithe and mildly muscled.

I don't know anything about Ian, but I love this BV! :)

Jerry Bruckheimer Praises Jake Gyllenhaal said...

JAKE Gyllenhaal will be giving his female (and male!) fans a treat his new movie Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

According to director Jerry Bruckheimer, Jake worked out so hard for his role in the upcoming flick, his admirers will be stunned by the Brokeback Mountain star’s sexy physique.

“Jake really worked hard for this role,” says Jerry. “He worked for months before the movie. He trained every single day, he rode bikes, he lifted weights, he had a very specific diet. He couldn’t eat any fats.

It was really a lot of protein, and all during filming he was working out. In one hundred and twenty degree heat. People saw him after a long day, at seven at night, taking a jog. He kept it up through the whole thing, both here and in Morocco.

“And when we were filming in London, he wanted to make sure he kept his physical characteristics the way he wanted them to be. Women should be very pleased!”

link

Anonymous said...

So after spending millions upon millions of dollars, almost 2 years in post-production by the time it's released, and the most that the producer constantly says about his upcoming movie and the biggest way Disney is promoting it's upcoming movie is to mostly talk about how the star of the movie worked out and got so buff. So POP is really mostly about looking at Jake's body. We shouldn't expect a movie with a good story or acting. If this is the biggest way to plug POP, again I say, the movie has FAIL all over it.

Anonymous said...

Women should be very pleased!


Geez.

Crazy Heart said...

Page Six

Deeply moved

Kate Winslet (pictured), Tony Kushner, James Ivory and Jeff Rosen hosted a screening and reception the other night at the Tribeca Grand Hotel for "Crazy Heart" stars Jeff Bridges and Maggie Gyllenhaal. Winslet gave an emotional speech, saying the film -- starring Bridges as a country singer trying to get off the booze and into the arms of a good woman -- "made me come undone." Other guests included Billy Crudup, writer/director Scott Cooper and producer Judy Cairo.

Anonymous said...

I clicked that link at 8:20 and Bruckheimer looks disgusting. I sincerely hope Jake didn't sleep with him to get the lead role in this awful movie.

Jake said...

*cough*

Anonymous said...

My guess is that Jake's male fans will be much more interested in Jake's "sexy physique" than his female fans.

Anonymous said...

His female fans prefer him as the cute,dorky boy. Male fans likes muscles better as they`ll always will ;)

Anonymous said...

You're the self-proclaimed spokesperson for all Jake fans now, 10:57? Don't speak for me please.

Anonymous said...

Jebus!!.. chill out, 11:13 AM, will you?

Anonymous said...

Is this a new pic of Jake?

Poor Jake Gyllenhaal! The Recently Split Actor Was Alone On His 29th Birthday!

It’s hard enough going through a break-up, but poor Jake Gyllenhaal! His long-time girlfriend Reese Witherspoon and he split right before his birthday. The super sexy Jake (which, let’s be honest, is thankfully single again!) turned 29 on Saturday Dec. 19 … but there was no romantic celebration like last year.

Last year, when things were looking up, Reese took Jake to swanky LA Italian eatery Giorgio Baldi for an uber romantic, candle lit dinner. But this year, Jake must be hiding out somewhere, because he wasn’t spotted out and about anywhere. Poor Jake!


HollywoodLife

Anonymous said...

LOL they forgot that last year Jake and his beard went out the day before his birthday on December 18, they sat near the window for the paps, they only ordered dessert, he looked bored out of his mind (he was yawning), AND...he paid the bill.

Anonymous said...

I could be wrong but doesn't the female behind him look like one of his managers/pr people? She looks a lot like the one in the Cannes boat pic where she was hugging him (someone recently posted that pic here). Could be her "twin" tho.

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
What you said about Jake needing a date to the Prince of Persia premiere...may I suggest Anne Hathaway? I've seen this coming since their "steamy" sex scenes were mentioned. Please tell me she is smarter than this!
—Curious

Dear Failed Cupid:
Don't think they're right for each other. Like, at all.


Dear Ted:
Okay, this is getting ridiculous—while I've read your column for years, lately I've taken to writing in, and I swear I'm communicating more with you than with my mother. But on to my request: can you please please give me a hint as to the identity of Shafterella Shoshstein? It was my six-year sobriety birthday yesterday and it seemed that everything that could go wrong, did, so this would really perk things up a bit for me! (And be easier than calling my sponsor. kidding.)
—Jkr

Dear Clue Hunting:
Awesome job on the six years, hon! So what kind of clues are you looking for? She's working on her next move as we speak.




Dear Ted:
My faith in Blind Vices are restored! Cannot wait to find out more about Nelly Fang! Is Nelly a vampire on a television network or in a movie? If it's a television network, two letters or three? I'm pretty much asking you to hand him over on a silver platter huh?
—Curious

Dear Nice Try:
You're getting too specific there, sweets. Nelly's smolderingly hot...that narrow it down enough?


Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang David Boreanez?
—Amj

Dear Wrong Guessin':
Nope! Close 'tho.


Dear Ted:
I don't think of myself as sensitive, but today's BV description of Nelly Fang was far too graphic for me. Way TMI. I love your BVs, but could you tone down the physical description next time, please? Squirming here.
—Rob

Dear Virgin Eyes:
Oh relax, it was just a couple of deets. And that was tame compared to some of the other stuff Nelly said. That definitely wasn't appropriate for print.


Dear Ted:
Sweets, love your blolumn! But please give it to me straight is Nelly Fang Jackson Rathbone?
—Aimee

Dear Vamps Gone Wild:
Don't think he's the kind of guy to pull this stuff in public...think more rebellious.


Dear Ted:
You're a brave man, Ted. Regardless of who Nelly Fang actually is, the Twihards are going to have you for lunch. Those people are crazy. Thanks for the company...my work days wouldn't be the same without you.
—Valerie

Dear Risk Taker:
It is what it is, just givin' them the facts!

Bitch Back

Anonymous said...

hmmm...Even if I think Ted knows shit, I really want to know about SS`s next move.
I hope it has nothing to do with Toothy!! :(

Anonymous said...

Is this a new pic of Jake?

Don't have time to check, but it looks like one of buying shoes with Stephen pictures.

Jake said...

And that was tame compared to some of the other stuff Nelly said. That definitely wasn't appropriate for print.

It was, it was!

Anonymous said...

1:51 you're right! ty.

Anonymous said...

My guess is that Jake's male fans will be much more interested in Jake's "sexy physique" than his female fans.

I totally agree, men are more visual than women.

Anonymous said...

I hope Ted means SS is working on finding her next victim and not anything to do with Jake.

Anonymous said...

In case anyone's interested I just came across something online (can't remember where tho) that Ryan P. broke his foot (while working out) and has a cast on it, which is probably why Abbie has been seen at recent functions alone.

Nelly Fang said...

I totally agree, men are more visual than women.

Especially in the bushes!

Jake said...

Now remember Atticus if I go behind a bush to talk to a friend you're not to lift your leg and piss all over it, ok?

Anonymous said...

I like Ryan, i really do.He doesn't seem to be a major famewhore, even when he was married with RW, he never milk that in an exaggerated way.
But I think Abbie will realize soon,she can do bettter.

Anonymous said...

outandabout sophia bush and Austin Nichols had lunch today at wholefoods. She bought.
10:57 AM Dec 20th from Echofon

lOCATION: Austin, TX

Looks like he may be home with hi family for the holidays.

Anonymous said...

No news about Jake?

globalgreen.org said...

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about 2 hours ago

Anonymous said...

But on to my request: can you please please give me a hint as to the identity of Shafterella Shoshstein?

Dear Clue Hunting:
So what kind of clues are you looking for? She's working on her next move as we speak.


I think Ted just used end of the showmance ("working on her next move") to hint that Reese Witherspoon is Shafterella Shoshstein.

Anonymous said...

IHJ gallery

'Brothers' Press Conference LA pics

Ricky Martin said...

Earlier this month, Ricky Martin released a statement about acceptance and peace that made note of some of the heinous anti-gay hate crimes that have occurred recently.

Said Martin:

As a human rights activist for many years, I've been able to witness countless miracles. I've seen the amazing capacity that human beings have to heal; I've seen governments and private citizens try to change public policies and fight battles of love that have resulted in a positive impact on our society. I've seen boys and girls from different parts of the world free themselves from the bondage of human trafficking (the slavery of the new era) and amazing people renounce their "lives of luxury" to help those who need it most. Witnessing miracles of all kinds has strengthened the faith in humanity that my parents instilled in me, which is the same faith that I try to pass on to my children every day. When I watch them discovering the world, I think kindness is one of the greatest virtues that I can teach them.

On the other hand, I've also seen insufferable things that have made it impossible for me to hold on to the naiveté that I had as a child and have always tried to maintain it. Traveling the world from an early age and witnessing unimaginable crimes against humanity has stolen part of the innocence that I had as a young boy. There were many moments when I forgot about the child that lives inside of me. You know, that child that we all have within and who constantly reminds us to focus on the beauty of "simplicity". But that moment of disconnection was many years ago, and thanks to the work that I do with my foundation as a part of my daily life, I'm fortunate enough to say that I have reconnected with that inner child and continue to learn from him. One of the most important things I have learned is to SHOUT to the world when I encounter injustice, and that is why I am writing today.

I try to walk through life with a positive outlook. I do all I can to keep a grateful and optimistic attitude. Call me a romantic, an idealist, or maybe someone who's just not realistic. Maybe it's a defense mechanism or maybe it's just that I'm someone who wants to change the chain of negative thoughts that have been fed to us in many ways and which can easily poison the soul. We are all human and sometimes it's easier to ignore the pain and go on with our day. "That has nothing to do with us," we may say; "Why should we care?" But today, I feel that's impossible. It does have to do with us. I do care.

In the past few weeks, I've read many articles that have made me shudder and unfortunately the articles relate to things that are happening every day around the world. I find it almost impossible to believe that in the year 2009, we're struggling with such hateful situations.

As a defender of human rights, my goal is to find solutions for the injustices that exist in the world today. I am speaking about discrimination of any kind, whether it is because of race, gender, nationality, religion, ethnicity, handicap, sexual orientation or political affiliation.

SO I SHOUT: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE WORLD TODAY?

I'm sure you all have different answers. But at the end of the day, it seems that the collective response usually comes back to one thing: "WE WANT PEACE"

Ricky Martin said...

Well, when we believe in peace, there is simply no room for complacency. The murders of James Byrd, Matthew Shepard, Jorge Steven Lopez, Marcelo Lucero, Luis Ramirez and countless others who were victims of violent "hate crimes" should be completely unacceptable to every human being; because we're all human beings. It's up to us to change the paradigm. I hear the world "tolerance" thrown around in the media when it comes to cases like the ones I mentioned above. One of the meanings of tolerance is "the capacity to endure pain or hardship." Another is "the act of allowing something." To me, those don't seem to encompass acceptance, by any definition. So how about this? Instead of saying "we need to tolerate diversity" why not say, "we need to accept diversity."

Accepting diversity is the first and most important step we can take towards eliminating hate crimes and uniting humanity.

If we ACCEPT, humanity unites. If humanity unites, equal human rights will become a reality. And if equal human rights become a reality, peace will be within our reach.

Ricky Martin Denounces Homophobia and Hate Crimes

Florida Tom said...

I think Ricky Martin may be setting the path to finally coming out. Maybe he was the musican who was talked about in the article that Jackie posted a while back. At first I thought Jared Leto now I am thinking Ricky.

I hope someone gives Jake that mans name and number. He is awesome.

Jake said...

I hope someone gives Jake that mans name and number.

Yes, please!

Anonymous said...

Could Jake be in Texas? There are no sightings of him in N.Y. Or maybe it's just too cold for him to go out?

Scarlet Pimpernel said...

They seek him here, they seek him there
Those TBs seek him everywhere
If you should see him, please do give a yell!

Anonymous said...

Martha's Vineyard? Jake can keep a low profile if he wants.

Anonymous said...

I think Ricky Martin may be setting the path to finally coming out.

Let's hope so, he really seems like a good person.

Anonymous said...

sophia bush and Austin Nichols had lunch today at wholefoods

Posted on OMG by Special K

Speaking of the tall as tree man, way back in the fall there was a picture of Austin's co-star Sophia attending an Art of Elysium event with Austin's brother in law Rowdy Stovall. Many people alluded to it as a sign of her having romantic relationship with Austin.

Well this tape, may clear things up. It seems like they were collaborators on a project for Art of Elysium. Used as one of the commercials for Flip cameras, Sophia and Rowdy teamed up on a piece, shot on a Flip camera, about a class on How to Shoot Video. And who would be better to teach it than a director Rowdy, and talking to an actress Sophia. The comercial is a great way to get the group some more national recognition, and I bet that Flip was super cool and gifted their cameras to the programs that Art of Elysium runs.

Learning to Shoot Video

Anonymous said...

Jake celebrating with Matt Dillon?

shorty, it's your birthday...

Anonymous said...

^^^
"Jake celebrated his 29th birthday as a single man on Saturday, Dec. 19, partying and dancing with pal Matt Dillon at Thompson’s Smyth TriBeCa Hotel in NYC.

“Jake was having a guys night,” an eyewitness tells HollywoodLife.com. “He was dancing while Mark Ronson DJ’d and stayed for about two hours, just enjoying himself. He hung out with Matt the whole time though, there were definitely no other women involved.”

www.hollywoodlife.com

Reese's PR team said...

there were definitely no other women involved

Women are OK only if they are lesbians!

Anonymous said...

Jake seems to have quite a few friends in the industry.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Matt showed Jake how to style his hair with umm, gel.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE Matt Dillon. Yeah!! Jake, you have great taste in friends. Although I am wondering how far he had to travel to the Tribeca Hotel, considering NY was Siberia on Saturday night.

Anonymous said...

partying and dancing with pal Matt Dillon
a guys night
hung out with Matt the whole time definitely no other women involved

^^sounds pretty much gay to me. What straight guy hangs out with a guy all night, dances with him, and has no girls with them?

Anonymous said...

A couple of tweets about Matt Dillon in NYC, but nothing about Jake and Matt dancing the night away.

Anonymous said...

Matt Dillon is straight?

Anonymous said...

at Thompson’s Smyth TriBeCa Hotel in NYC

Maybe it was in a hotel room. Just a small private party of say about 10, and someone blabbed.

Anonymous said...

Would they need a DJ for a small private party?

Anonymous said...

No, it wasn't in a hotel room. It was a big party with lots of celebrities.

Justin Theroux, Mark Ronson and Scott Campbell hosted a holiday party to benefit “God’s Love We Deliver” at Thompson Hotel’s Smyth Tribeca on Saturday night. The whole room danced up a storm while Mark deejayed, having braved the Blizzard of ‘09 to get there. Attendees included: photographer Terry Richardson, model Agyness Deyn, and actors Will Arnett, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Matt Dillon, Mary Louise Parker, Josh Hartnett and newly single Jake Gyllenhaal.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/12/21/katy-perry-clears-up-robert-pattinson-rumors/#ixzz0aMxDLPiA

Florida Tom said...

I dont believe that is how Jake spent his birthday at all. That article is BS. It tries to show reese happy and Jake not celebrating his birthday with Austin. Why would Jake be with Matt Dillon. Was there ever any evidence they knew each other. The article is BS.

Anonymous said...

"Matt Dillon is straight?"

No don't think so. IMO, out but not out like Rupert Everett. Extremely gay friendly, never been married, or IIRC never been really linked with a woman or dated any. Also if you look it up there was a gay movie scene he was in and in an interview or something (the gossip about it), it said he was very eager to film it (lol). IMO Dillon is gay but flies under the radar.

Idk but now that I think about it Dillon might be the BV about the out/closeted star who talked to Jake at the Globes. I forgot the name, sorry.

Anonymous said...

If Jake was at that party maybe also Austin was there. Or maybe couldnt get in to NYC because of the storm.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a very gay party!

Anonymous said...

PSH is also rumored to be gay. I know someone who met PSH in New York and Phillip was with a full fledged flamer.

Jakey Slut said...

No, it wasn't in a hotel room.

It was, later!

Austin said...

Phillip was with a full fledged flamer

Jake was that you?

Anonymous said...

Eh, Matt Dillon is not hot enough for Jake.

Anonymous said...

Justin Theroux, Mark Ronson and Scott Campbell hosted a holiday party to benefit “God’s Love We Deliver” at Thompson Hotel’s Smyth Tribeca on Saturday night.

God's Love We Deliver provides meals and nutritional counseling to men, women and children living with life-altering illnesses.

Anonymous said...

"IIRC never been really linked with a woman or dated any"

Matt Dillon dated Cameron Diaz for a long time. Maybe he was bearding, but he was linked to women in the past.

Anonymous said...

I just saw the cover of ___ (does it matter?) with a picture of Jake and Reese. Jake looks hot, but that's because the picture is pre-Reeke! Let's hope that this is the last cover we'll see of these two for a few more months, at minimum. God knows how many trees have been killed documenting the deliberate creation, evolution and demise of this steaming pile of bullcrap.

"I think Ricky Martin may be setting the path to finally coming out.

Let's hope so, he really seems like a good person."

I hope so, too. He is a good person, and much more courageous than people give him credit for.

Anonymous said...

"Dillon might be the BV about the out/closeted star who talked to Jake at the Globes. I forgot the name, sorry."

Lloyd Boy-Toyed.

Anonymous said...

6:44. Exactly what people are going to say about Jake years from now. "He's probably not gay, he dated Reese for a long time and before that there was Dunst..."

Anonymous said...

Ricky Martin already admitted he is bisexual. In a recent interview in Spanish he said his heart could belong to a man or a woman.

Anonymous said...

I never heard any rumors about Hoffman here in NY, Dillon was rumored to be BI. He dated Diaz and other women not so high profile.

Jake was spotted in NY on Friday, why wouldn't he be at that party?

Anonymous said...

That article is BS. It tries to show reese happy and Jake not celebrating his birthday with Austin.

Just Jared's bit about the party was published at 11:50 am, looks like www.hollywoodlife.com used that to write "exclusive" piece of fiction about the mother of the year.

Anonymous said...

I thought Lloyd Boy-Toye was ALEC bALDWIN.

Anonymous said...

To be fair, IIRC the spotting of Jake on Friday was a tweet of a girl saying she bumped into him at Penn Station. Which could be true, a lie, a mistaken identity, a joke between tweet friends.... No other sighting was done other than that one.

Atticus said...

Who cares where Jake is. Just tell me when he lands back in LA so I can call a cab to drive Noah home.

Anonymous said...

Why is it so hard to believe Jake partied for two hours and talked to Matt Dillon? Jokes aside, gay men talk to other gay men too, it doesn’t mean they’re having sex.

Noah said...

Cab?! I want a car service, a sleek black limo.

Cheap ass.

Anonymous said...

If Jake was at the party he was there looking for a job. Everything EVERYTHING Jake does is directed toward his career. His friend Austin is the same type of person. There is NOTHING more important to these two men then making money and being famous. They are driven.

Anonymous said...

"gay men talk to other gay men too, it doesn’t mean they’re having sex."

LOL. If they're talking it means they already had sex together.

sightings said...

that you've never been seen hanging with

There's always a first-time. Maybe this is it.

Anonymous said...

"If Jake was at the party he was there looking for a job. "

IA. It wouldn't surprise me if we heard Matt'll be his co star in one of Jake's upcoming films or vice versa.

Anonymous said...

Will Arnett and Scott Campbell were there too.

Anonymous said...

"If Jake was at the party he was there looking for a job. "

Yeah. a blow job.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

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