Wednesday 28 January 2009

Spitting Image


Llamas spit bad-smelling saliva through their teeth when they are angry or annoyed, and also to protect themselves. They are said to have great accuracy in spitting.

The camel, which belongs to the same family as the llama, also possesses this trait. Both camels and llamas have spit on people who tease them in zoos - not a very pleasant experience.

The Guiness Book of Records Watermelon Seed Spit Record shot the seed 68 feet 9 1/8 inches from the starting line. The championship waterment spit record was set in 1989 by Lee Wheelis.

"It’s a gift; you either got it or you don’t."

— Lee Wheelis, world watermelon-seed-spitting champion, Luling, Texas.

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Anonymous said...

Oh Homeo, by yonder blessed moon I swear
That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops--

HOMEO
O, swear not by the Moon Project, the inconstant moon,
That monthly changes in her circled orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.

Anonymous said...

Reeke at the Beverly Glen Market on Wednesday afternoon (February 4)

Gossip Girls

Anonymous said...

Jake really likes that fedora.

Anonymous said...

He wears it well, the sunglasses too - he looks like a 50s boy.

Anonymous said...

jake looks really stupid in that fedora.

he is embarrassing me.

Homeo Homeo WTF are you Homeo. . .

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Reeke at the Beverly Glen Market on Wednesday afternoon (February 4)

Gossip Girls


Two girls out shopping to make dinner for the boyfriends. Jakes will be home this weekend and reeses new bow wants to meets the kids.

Anonymous said...

He looks like a musician, a ska rude boy. ;)

Anonymous said...

Squirrel Scrotum Ravioli

1 head broccolini
2 cups collard greens
1 leek
2 cloves garlic
1 onion
2 carrots
2 ribs celery
1 bay leaf
2 tbs. chopped thyme
1 cups of squirrel nuts
2 tbs. trotter gear (St John cookbook)
canned tomatoes
2 cups flour
2 eggs
1 egg yolk
salt

Squirrel Scrotum filling:
Bring a pot of water to a boil and salt so it tastes like the sea. Roughly chop broccolini, collard greens and leek and add to the water once its boiling vigorously. Cook until very tender and drain in a colander. When greens are cool enough to handle squeeze as much water out as you can with your hands, then chop very finely and place in a bowl. Add squirrel nuts and mix thoroughly with your hands. Add fresh pepper and check for seasoning. Add salt if needed.

Boil a large pot of salted water for squirrel scrotums. To make Squirrel Scrotum ravioli, remove scrotums from fridge . Make as many scrotum ravioli as possible and freeze leftovers for later use.
Drop fresh made scrotum ravioli in boiling water and cook for approximately 2 1/2 minutes until the scrotums and squirrel nuts filling is heated through. Remove from boiling water onto plate with a slotted spoon,and grate pecorino romano over the top.
Enjoy as soon as you can.

Anonymous said...

Blech! What a waste of good pecorino cheese and broccolini.

Anonymous said...

8:46 why do you hate squirrels?

Anonymous said...

Hate them? I don't hate them, I like them but I like them living, not to be eaten! ;)

Anonymous said...

they think that if they trot out BBM photos and the occasional GLAAD or similar photo that shows how "tolerant" they all are of gay people.It's beyond me how people who loved BBM, read and write slash, etc. can reconcile that with their insistence that only "haters" think Jake is gay.

That's exactly what I meant when I said about the plan. They try to pretend they are oh so tolerant, normal, sweet people and we are a bunch of crazy, self-deluded haters.

Do they get off at the idea of Jake f**king Reese's brains out while kids are asleep? Is it sexy to them?


UV is large like 300 pounds, homebound, afraid to meet people face to face, what they might judge her weight problem. Her DC buds aren't much different. a bunch of worn out lonely old heavy women who live out in nowhere. Explains the Reese/Jake fantasy don't it. The fantasy they want to believe is they are Reese who got herself a gorrgeous man who loves her and isn't gay and bearding. What they really are: fag hags who get attention from their gay friends but no one wants them sexually.

Anonymous said...

The chuckling moderator is no lightweight. Is UV really a heavyweight? No wonder they all love Reese, this woman is a blimp weighting to happen.

Anonymous said...

I don't think it's fair to attack the babblers based on their weight. For one thing, that's always the accusation that gets lobbed at us--or at least it was in the days of WFT1 and at places like DL. Attack them on their ideas, intelligence, anything but their looks.

Anonymous said...

I think all's fair in love and war. When I find the babblers are capable of human kindness and intelligence, ideas and so forth, I will not wonder if their only exercise is eating and LOLing insanely.

Anonymous said...

Whatever became of The Bad Seed? Weren't they from the DC forum?

Anonymous said...

Check out my abs. I am not fat.

Anonymous said...

Fat is good.

I an Jakey's lil flower
Growin' plumper every hour
Nobody tries to slenderize me
Im as hot as hot can be

Anonymous said...

ITA 9.34. Babbler sittin at home 24/7 overwieght no social life obsessed with Reese/Jake is Straight, can't tell difference between happiness , sadeness, chemistry, love, - explains a lot.

Anonymous said...

If they are floating this 'untitled moon movie' nonsense again, then things are not going well for JG. Another movie role must have fallen though. Expect some distraction from Reeke, Inc. in coming days.

Anonymous said...

Latest Reeke pix on Iheartjake -

dreadful black outfit on Reese, she is in mourning for her life, or what?

one of her more horrible outfits, her knees are fat, also. she is so homely, I am so sad for her.

jake's getting bloodtests, coming down off steroids, or what?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jakes getting some sense injected in him. Must need a higher dose, Reese is still there.

Anonymous said...

Agree with those who said Jake did not look relaxed and comfortable speaking at the Fincher thing. The man is a born performer. A couple minutes of speaking should be a piece of cake for him. Anyone can sound like they are speaking off the cuff by practicing their speech outloud 10 or so times. Even when reading from notes, it makes the words roll easily.

Anonymous said...

9:59 did you see Reeses big bald spot on the back of her head. She didn't look in the mirror when she put her hair in the ponytail. So much for extensions LOL.

Anonymous said...

Wow, those pictures of Reese from the side are hideous, makes her look like her face is flat. Not that I mind. :-D

Anonymous said...

Im as hot as hot can be

You are, my little pumpkin, you are!

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