Thursday 20 November 2008

Gyllenspoon-Fed Merde

October 22, 2008

Dear Ted:
What's this you said in the last Truth, Lies & Ted about my favorite actor of all time, Paul Newman? You were talking about what a shame it would be if sham couple Jake and Reese tried to make like a "modern-day Paul and Joanne." I'll still love him anyway, but tell me one of H'wood's greatest love stories ain't a sham! Love you and your bitchin' bitchiness.
—Lauren, Chicago

Dear Newman's Own Fan:
No fakery we know of betwixt Paul and his longtime sweetie. Meant it would be heresy if J&R played house like those two, 'cause they ain't nothing like the real thing.


Dear Ted:
Are Reese and Jake the new TomKat? I think robot-boyfriend Jake is the new Katie.
—Gray

Dear GyllenKat:
I think they're both robots.

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
***

October 28, 2008

Morning Piss: Gyllenspoon-Fed Merde

J'adore Reese and Jake. Those sweethearts are two of the most talented, adorable and luscious babes to hit T-town in some time.

Don't agree?

Think Reese is just a pixie-ish little waif with pale sex appeal? Think again. And if you consider Jake all boyish 'n' bashful brooding, no real outward he-man stuff goin' down, think again on that score, as well. R 'n' J are both terrifically not of what you see in real life.

And this whole aw-shucks romance they've got going down is so not how both types really are — why in the world the public is lapping it up, hook, line and photo-op, is beyond me.

Just look at their pics together, everybody! They act like bro 'n' sis (and not even particularly close ones, at that). These babes have movies and careers and agendas to sell, oldest story in the world. Jen and Vince, anyone?

Ms. W is the craftiest broad alive; she's teaching J.G. spectacularly well. Just ask Ryan Phillippe if you don't believe this to be a high probability. But on the other hand, if this sorta white-bread, milquetoast romance is what you need to get your fantasy on every morning, then, dears, go right ahead, be my limp guest.

I just prefer my Awful readers to be fully informed consumers, that's all.

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth

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Anonymous said...

... reveals how her life has changed for the better since announcing her split from ex husband Ryan Phillippe

LOL
Yes, we know, Reese is selling that fiction for the last 2 years.

Anonymous said...

9:50 AM

Reese has a boyfriend?

Anonymous said...

OK! magazine cover critique:

"My immediate reactions:

Not the best picture of Reese Witherspoon. (Is she starting to look like Madonna or is that just me?)

What a strange headline?!? (Back on Top)

It appears like this is a trade cover at first glance vs a celebrity weekly. The dek saves it a little but I’m not sure if the main line will grab the average newsstand buyer.

Many readers do like Reese but not so sure how much they care about her relationship with Jake.

Reese Witherspoon doesn’t sell like she used to.

I also recall reading all over the place that Reese isn’t ready to get married again.

So, this cover comes out of left field for me.

On the positive side, it’s a positive cover. And it’s the time of the year that readers will reach for good news."

Cover Awards

Anonymous said...

Did Ted mention this detail before?

Yes. Many times. For example:

July 26, 2005 One confused Blind Vice

Toothy Tile, the rising young male star who secretly likes boys, is creating quite the media sitch. Not only am I told by same-sex inside sources that Mr. T. is still speaking with media representatives about coming out of the closet (much to the dissatisfaction of T.T.'s ten-percent crowd)...


Thanks 5:48 AM!

Anonymous said...

It was a big mistake hooking up with Reese in whatever form. He's so stupid, and all the consecutive bahaviour mistakes he made I attribute to Reeke. I'm pretty cool, in the truest sense of the word, towards Jake now, but I do not hope "Reeke" is also bad for his career. I don't wish him bad after all.

Anonymous said...

Jake said...
9:50 AM
Reese has a boyfriend?
November 25, 2008 9:56 AM


LMAO here!!!

Anonymous said...

9:50 AM

Reese has a boyfriend?

Well..., more like a hustler

Anonymous said...

Neil Patrick Harris is The Naked Man

Neil Patrick Harris gets naked as his womanizing character Barney Stinson in the latest episode (”The Naked Man”) of the CBS comedy, How I Met Your Mother.

In this ep, the gang learns a new way to get their dates to sleep with them after Ted (Josh Radnor) walks in on Robin’s (Cobie Smulders) date sitting naked on the couch. Barney (Harris) takes on the challenge: “If a date is going bad, you strip naked and this will help you get the girl into bed. It’s guaranteed to work 2/3 of the time.”

20+ pictures inside of naked Neil Patrick Harris…

Neil Patrick Harris

Anonymous said...

Good news!

Florida Gay Adoption Ban Overturned

Miami Dade Circuit Judge Cindy Lederman ruled Tuesday there was "no rational basis" for prohibiting gays from adopting children. Openly gay father Martin Gill will be able to keep custody of the two foster children he has cared for since 2004. The state will appeal the decision.

Gill took two half-brothers into his North Miami home after a child abuse investigator asked for his help. While the arrangement was supposed to be temporary, the state was unable to place the children elsewhere and Gil became their de facto guardian. When Gill petitioned to adopt the children, the state, which has one of the strictest anti-gay adoption laws of the country, hauled Mr. Gill to court.

While Florida allows same-sex couples to foster children, it doesn't allow them to adopt. Today's decision overturns that law for now, but the ultimate fate of the Gill family remains up in the air until the appeal is settled.

"No Rational Basis"– You mean it makes no sense that the state would allow gay people to take care of foster kids for years at a time as their legal guardian but prevent them from adopting those kids? "No Rational Basis". Yeah, that sounds about right. In fact, "no rational basis" nicely sums up the entire argument against giving gays and lesbians the same rights as straight people, be it the right to adopt or the right to marry.

At what point does "You can foster the kid, but you can't adopt" or "You can be in a union, but you can not marry" stop being treated like justifiable arguments and more like the homophobic semantics designed to deprive citizens of equal rights that they are? Well, in Florida, on at least one issue, that answer is "Today."

http://www.queerty.com/florida-gay-adoption-ban-overturned-20081125/

Anonymous said...

Jezebel

"Reese Witherspoon says she doesn't know why there are rumors that she didn't get along with Vince Vaughn while shooting Four Christmases… not that we ever heard those rumors. She says: "We're very good friends and very much partners on this movie. We decided to produce it together and we re-wrote the script together and every day was like: 'How are we going to do this?' 'What are we going to do now?'" [UPI]

Related: The flick looks shitty."

Anonymous said...

Miami Dade Circuit Judge Cindy Lederman ruled Tuesday there was "no rational basis" for prohibiting gays from adopting children. Openly gay father Martin Gill will be able to keep custody of the two foster children he has cared for since 2004.

Yay! Wonderful. :)

Anonymous said...

I thot Reese was quoted as saying Vince was "the biggest baby she ever met."

Maybe she meant Jake Jake Jake.

Anonymous said...

Is there a group of posters that can be described as LOLers? A disturbing laugh track in the conversation.

Anonymous said...

FC review:

“You’ll Want to Skip Christmas after ‘Four Christmases’

Oh Reese Witherspoon, you poor thing. Have things gotten that bad? Has Jake Gyllenhaal warped your good taste in movie roles? After all, you did just win an Oscar a few years ago. I am going to go out on a limb and deduce that the creators of “Four Christmases” slipped you some hard drugs before they handed you the script.
...
Talk about a waste of a great cast. .. Witherspoon actually remains rather blank throughout the entire thing, as if she’s been kidnapped and lobotomized by the scientology folks (leave her be, Tom Cruise, you have Katie!) and Witherspoon and Vaughn have no chemistry on-screen. Surprisingly, Vince Vaughn does walk away with some funny moments. In a movie like this, it is clear he has a wonderful and warm comedic presence that can still shine through even the worst of films.
Still, it’s Seth Gordon’s pedestrian direction and Matt Allen’s witless script that makes this a true Thanksgiving turkey. Let’s face it, without this all-star cast, “Four Christmases” would have been a made for TV movie. Maybe that wouldn’t have been too bad. At least then it could mildly amuse us without stealing our ten dollars.”

NBC Philadelphia

Anonymous said...

Four Christmases is taking a skewering from the critics. Reese's performance is one of her worst. She's going to lose even more fans with this film.

Anonymous said...

The Chicago Tribune has a story on "where are the out gay movie stars"? maybe someone can post a link.

Anonymous said...

Article: "Why are there no openly gay leading men in Hollywood?"

Chicago Tribune

Anonymous said...

Thanks Bruce and 12:30 PM!

Someone posted the link yesterday, check out previous page for comments.

Anonymous said...

Virtual Jake doesn't know who is Reese's boyfriend. :)

Anonymous said...

Is there a group of posters that can be described as LOLers?

LOL

Don't look at me!

Anonymous said...

George Clooney Hazes Hugh Jackman in Late-Night Call

The newly minted Sexiest Man Alive has many fans – but Clooney is not one of them!

As PEOPLE's newly crowned Sexiest Man Alive, Hugh Jackman has been inundated with congratulatory phone calls. But when a certain two-time winner got on the line, it was time for some hard-core hazing.

"George Clooney rang me at two in the morning," Jackman told PEOPLE Monday at the Australia premiere in New York City. "I was half asleep and I said to him, 'Ah, George sweetie, good to hear from you.' "

But this was not a courtesy call. "He goes, "Shut up, Jackman!' " the Aussie actor jokingly recounted. "[He said,]'I know what you did! You started this big campaign that's been going on and [you] took the title away from me.' "

"I thought that was unnecessary," Jackman deadpanned.

The Wolverine star has also been getting a ribbing from his friends and family. "My old man traveled over with me and we landed in America ... and all of sudden we were stopped at the airport and saw the Sexiest Man Alive magazine and everyone is talking about it," the actor said. "My father found it really uncomfortable."

"[My dad] said to me, 'I can't really talk to you about being sexy. It's a little weird,' " Jackman recalled. "Mind you, I'm still waiting for the birds and the bees pitch from him. That hasn't happened either!"

http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20237714_20242570,00.html

Anonymous said...

'Ah, George sweetie, good to hear from you.'

WHAT ?!?

Anonymous said...

Jezebel

This Week In Tabloids: Jolie's Joyous, Heidi's Hitched, Britney's Bulimic

OK!
"Reese Witherspoon Back On Top!" The snoozefest article inside consists of quotes from the interview Reese did with Parade, which comes free with your Sunday paper, so don't bother. Unless you want to read, again, how she wants "someone to build me a good chicken coop."

Moving on: Filed under "bromance," Leonardo DiCaprio gave Zac Efron his phone number at the GQ party! Leo said, "Give me a call and let's shoot the shit sometime." Maybe Leo knows what it's like to be trapped in the role of teen heartthrob, and could give the kid some advice? Next: Heidi Klum says after the Victoria's Secret Fashion show: "I stop by McDonald's and get a Big Mac and fries. I do it every year." The rest of the mag is all fashion, gift guides and and how-to-eat-less-for-the-holidays. Tip: Use a smaller plate!

Grade: F (spoiled Brussels sprouts)

http://jezebel.com/5098692/this-week-in-tabloids-jolies-joyous-heidis-hitched-britneys-bulimic

Anonymous said...

Yes, the bad reviews for Four Christmases are piling up. I think that Reesey needs a little photo-therapy. Brace yourself......

Anonymous said...

First off, I think Jake's bi. Not here to promote "straight Jake". Just to get that straight ;).

If this one rumor is true that Jake and Reese had something going on while she still was with Ryan. Maybe the continuous bad luck that followed Jake and Reese ever since is just karma?

Anonymous said...

“'Four Christmases

Rating: 1 star (poor)

Question for Reese Witherspoon: Do you employ an agent, or a manager? Is this the best romantic comedy you could find?

Question for Vince Vaughn: Do you employ an agent, or a manager? Is this the best romantic comedy you could find?

The acrid, wince-worthy "Four Christmases" may well be part of the war on Christmas Bill O'Reilly's always fog-horning about. Christmas and Christianity will survive it. But barely...

... Eighty-two minutes—that's not very long. Yet when you're not laughing time becomes cruelly relative, and here the slapstick is eerily unfunny, whether it's Vaughn tumbling off a roof while messing with a satellite dish, or Witherspoon—whose timing and charm are wasted on a nothing role—getting trapped in an inflatable bounce-house with a bunch of venal preteens.”

Chicago Tribune

Anonymous said...

Reeke is a fauxmance. Jake is not now nor was he ever with Reese.

Anonymous said...

"though Ted seems more to blame Jake personally these days rather than just his agents."

I think he is simply pissed off ! not easy to end the saga now. shit damn Jake!

As for " for christmases" nothing surprising about bad reviews , this kind of movie is always sucking. But for her defense ( even if she is not my cup of tea ) i would say nothing is lost , if clooney is still in "business" after "the masterpiece" Batman and robin was , anything is possible then.

Anonymous said...

The difference between Reese and Clooney is that everyone loves George. Reese is not well liked.

Anonymous said...

I do have to agree that this role is beneath Reese. I have no idea what Jake's and Reese's shared management is thinking - they are ruining their careers to make them appeal to a majority, to line their own pockets probably. What ever happened to doing a quality film? Even if Australia veers into melodrama too much (I like that anyway) it's still ten times more my cup of tea than what those awful previews of 4xmases showed. Lainey's been rather quiet about it too - a little bashing of Australia, but she's got to give the divine Hugh is due. :)

Anonymous said...

his due

Anonymous said...

there has never been any indication that Jake is bi and please dont mention Kiki. I dont know why some people keep insisting this is so.

I'd love to know some day what or who drove him into hiding. he coulda been a contender.

something else Id love to know - he said to an interviewer that some day he'd discuss the odd experience of being wanted so bad for Rendition, a part he never enjoyed nor thought he played well, which he didnt.

in the meantime, I really dont want stick around for the holiday PR pix, Im really sick of being manipulated.

Anonymous said...

If this one rumor is true that Jake and Reese had something going on while she still was with Ryan.

The rumor was made up and posted 1.000 times by Jack/Jeff or some other babbler.
Check out Rome pictures - does Jake look like a man in love to you?

Anonymous said...

I have no idea what Jake's and Reese's shared management is thinking - they are ruining their careers to make them appeal to a majority, to line their own pockets probably.

I think Reese doesn't get any better offers.

Anonymous said...

This Week In Tabloids: Jolie's Joyous, Heidi's Hitched, Britney's Bulimic

"Welcome back to Midweek Madness, appearing a day early due to the shortened holiday week. Us landed an "exclusive" cover story about Heidi and Spencer's "spur-of-the-moment" wedding, but the In Touch cover story (in which a source says Angelina Jolie told a London waiter not to pour her a drink because she's pregnant) is also intriguing — if true.

Of the other covers this week, two are dullsville: Reese Witherspoon's on OK! and there's non-news "Baby News" in Life & Style."

Anonymous said...

Ouch! I can no longer read or watch! I'm not going to be around for the PR fest, cooking, cleaning, getting ready for Thanksgiving, and then rewarding myself by visiting Oz the day after. Nikki Finke was bashing Australia, but who cares? ;)

Anonymous said...

3:28 PM, IDK. I'm still not sure they aren't together. Hate them together though.

Anonymous said...

I don't think it actually made it to rumor status. Some were wondering why so much secrecy, and it naturally followed from there. But who knows? Or cares at this point? In retrospect, the secrecy overkill was probably to generate interest. I wonder if they killed the marriage rumors because of Prop 8? Nobody would want to hear it when some people can't get married at all.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG:

Gyllenhaal parents broke

TMZ

Anonymous said...

Why Naomi is doing this. Didn't she say they have an equal marriage?
Now is she suddenly claiming that she doesn't wear the trousers in that family?!

Anonymous said...

TMZ

Gyllenhaal Parents -- Forget Brokeback, Just Broke

You'd think with a couple of A-list actor spawn, the Gyllenhaal parents would be living comfortably. You'd be wrong.

According to divorce docs obtained by TMZ, Stephen Gyllenhaal and Naomi Foner are in deep financial troubles. Foner, who is a screenwriter, claims she had to take out a loan during the writer's strike because she doesn't make much money otherwise.

Foner says that throughout their marriage, the couple accumulated debt -- including mortgage payments, home equity lines of credit against their two homes, several credit cards and "various other outstanding loans."

The couple separated back in January, but as recently as September Naomi complained to Stephen about their finances, to which he allegedly responded, "I have been clear that worse comes to worse I will let all of this collapse into ruin, just as I believe letting the markets crash and burn are the right approach." Sounds like something the Joker would say, right?

Anonymous said...

3:28 PM, IDK. I'm still not sure they aren't together.

Go to the IHJ gallery and check out pictures before Reeke - Jake with Kiki, with friends and personal assistants.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if they killed the marriage rumors because of Prop 8? Nobody would want to hear it when some people can't get married at all.

Huh? What marriage rumors?

Anonymous said...

For months and months and months, there were marriage rumors, engagment rumors, a possible wedding in 2009, etc. Right about election time, an abrupt halt to everything.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
Not a question, just an observation: I just read that Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson are building a house together and talking marriage. Obviously this story was planted by their publicist since I can't recall seeing them together for quite some time. I guess we needed a reminder of how "in love" they are because I'm sure we all forgot or don't care. P.S. I love your Bitch-Back! sessions.
—T.S.


Dear Homebodies:
Let’s just say I feel about those two like I do about Reese and Jake. But on a much smaller scale, natch.

Anonymous said...

"It's becoming clearer by the day that Reese is doing all this tabloid/Reeke nonsense because she's on her way down to being a C level actress"

Both Reese and Jake are having major career problems right now. If Jake didn't have PoP, he'd be in serious trouble. Three films postponed, one until 2010, and another on its way to DVD. I don't see any firm commitments to anything else. All that we have are rumors, nothing more. Zodiac and Rendition tanked, although they were both brilliant, and he did a great job in each.

Reese has larger problems professionally. At least Jake got good scripts after his Oscar. Reese is getting dogmeat movie scripts, and she's isn't performing well in the movies once they are completed. What's next? Another pathetic rom-com with Ben Stiller and an animated film in which she will be heard but not seen. If only we could do the same thing in life - hear her but not see her. So, instead of seeing her in great movie roles, she's appearng in every gossip rag on the planet for staged photoshoots and vaporous, manipulative interviews. She's 'Walking the Line' alright, straight into mediocrity.

So, they are both suffering, both professionally and personally. Bearding arrangements work best when both parties are motivated.

Anonymous said...

^^I'm afraid it's going to hurt him, any problems she's having.

Anonymous said...

Right about election time, an abrupt halt to everything.

Marriage and engagment rumors are usual tabloid / fauxmance crap to get the media (Internet and rags) attention and keep the readers interested, they have nothing to do with politics.

Anonymous said...

"Gyllenhaal Parents -- Forget Brokeback, Just Broke"

Oh god, how completely humiliating for Jake. No wonder he flew back to London as fast as the jet could take him. What a mess.

Anonymous said...

"Jake got good scripts after his Oscar."

Correction. Oscar nomination.

Anonymous said...

According to divorce docs obtained by TMZ, Stephen Gyllenhaal and Naomi Foner are in deep financial troubles.

Can't imagine "deep financial troubles" which Jake couldn't easily fix.

Anonymous said...

there has never been any indication that Jake is bi and please dont mention Kiki. I dont know why some people keep insisting this is so.

Simply because, You don't want him to be. It's Simple! If you are NOT and insider of Jake's life how the **** would you know? If you are not with him when he goes to bed or wakes up, how would you know? If you are gay and he's boinking you is one thing, but if you are gay and just want him to be also is a fairytale. Sure most people here thinks he's gay with just the look of Laker pictures, but years of Pictures with Kirsten is not enough for you? Over a year of pictures with Reese is not enough for you. Why is it so hard to believe that the man may like &^%%$ and &^%$, better said, both sexes. I believe Clooney likes men more but dates women with occasional sex. I believe Jake likes men more, but have and will date and have sex with women. If Jake is totally gay it makes no difference to me, but please stop acting as if you watched he and Austin do the wild thing!!!!

Anonymous said...

Over a year of pictures with Reese is not enough for you.

Oops, that fucked up your "arguments". Reeke pictures can be used as a proof that Jake is gay.

Anonymous said...

^^^ I like to also add, some gay people have never had ANY interest in the oposite sex and seem to find this appauling or a hoax that some people or it exist. Men and women are versatile and some may lead straight or bi lives before settling down with same sex partner or just gay sex. geeee

Anonymous said...

^^ should be (some gay people do)

Anonymous said...

Oops, that fucked up your "arguments". Reeke pictures can be used as a proof that Jake is gay.

Ok, Ok, LMAO
We see it different apparently.

Anonymous said...

We see it different apparently.

So you are convinced that Reeke is real?

Anonymous said...

"According to divorce docs obtained by TMZ, Stephen Gyllenhaal and Naomi Foner are in deep financial troubles.

Can't imagine "deep financial troubles" which Jake couldn't easily fix."

Jake was saying around why he was doing PoP was because he was broke.

Anonymous said...

"Oops, that fucked up your "arguments". Reeke pictures can be used as a proof that Jake is gay.

Ok, Ok, LMAO
We see it different apparently"

You two don't "see it differently", 5:05, it is just that you are ignorant, do you live in a rural area?

Anonymous said...

^ ^ ^

p.s. or possibly you have not been following Jake's career closely. just the fan mags.

Anonymous said...

I think they are real friends with benefits. (Press, occasional play) but I believe Jake's head is somewhere else in this relationship and, maybe Reese's also. Just seems that way. It's seems if Jake would have more to gain from them being together, but Reese and her stories take over all the time. To answer your question better, Yes I do think they are real to a cetain extent.

Anonymous said...

Yes 5:05 likes her Reeke bedtime stories.

Anonymous said...

5:05, it is just that you are ignorant, do you live in a rural area?

No. Very BIG CITY with alot of ligths. And, have seen it All. And you?

Anonymous said...

or possibly you have not been following Jake's career closely. just the fan mags.

Are you sure you're not the one following the Mags? I see quotes often from Her on this site, is that you?
Have not bought one with Jake or Reese in it Since the NE Outing Jake and Austin and Chris series.
Then again, Reese was not in that article.
Can we count this past Sunday's Parade?

Anonymous said...

"According to divorce docs obtained by TMZ, Stephen Gyllenhaal and Naomi Foner are in deep financial troubles."

So I guess they didn't make a fortune with their real estate investments.

Anonymous said...

Is OK! cover meant to distract from...?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
For months and months and months, there were marriage rumors, engagment rumors, a possible wedding in 2009, etc. Right about election time, an abrupt halt to everything.

November 25, 2008 4:33 PM


I think our joy is about to end.

Anonymous said...

What joy?

Anonymous said...

Is OK! cover meant to distract from...?

Tell us, we can't read your mind :)

Anonymous said...

5:05, it is just that you are ignorant, do you live in a rural area?

No. Very BIG CITY with alot of ligths. And, have seen it All.
And you?

^^ And, What Jake and Reese are presumed to be doing does not faze me, but it may twist your panties. This is all new to YOU apparently.

Anonymous said...

Jake was saying around why he was doing PoP was because he was broke.

Jarhead - 5
Zodiac - 5
Rendition - 7
Nailed - 1
Brothers - 3

Jake spent all 15-20 millions? How? Where?

Anonymous said...

And, What Jake and Reese are presumed to be doing does not faze me, but it may twist your panties.

Don't be silly, you know that the majority here is sure about Jake being gay and Reeke being 100% fake.

Anonymous said...

This is all new to YOU apparently.

LOL, YOU are obviously new here.

Anonymous said...

YOU are obviously new here.

^^ Nope.

Anonymous said...

OK, then you know that you can't twist anyone's panties here. And we have thousands of WFT and WFT2 comments to prove it.

Anonymous said...

You two don't "see it differently", 5:05, it is just that you are ignorant, do you live in a rural area?

Some of us choose to live in rural areas to get away from ignorant know-it-alls such as yourself. We do, however, live close enough to a mega-metropolis so that when we miss the dirty air, noise, rude people, and good restaurants and museums, et., we can visit, and remind ourselves that it's a great place to visit, but we wouldn't want to live there. ;)

Anonymous said...

Of the 20 million Jake made 10 million was paid in taxes. Then he paid approximately 4 million to his agent and manager with some left over for the assistant. That leaves him with 7 million and he has homes on both coasts. I'm sure he has money in the bank but not much. They spend it as they make it Hollywood.

Anonymous said...

Hello, the rural VS big city bitching - could you spare us? There are other things to talk about here.

Anonymous said...

Or 6 million left over depending on his deals and my math skilz

Anonymous said...

Oh my heart bleeds for him. Times are tough. ;)

Anonymous said...

6:22, No.

Anonymous said...

This is why I would never go to see a movie like 4xmases. You go to a movie to escape your real life, not be reminded of it! ;)

Anonymous said...

Jake needs a bailout. Sniff.

Anonymous said...

Jake spent all 15-20 millions? How? Where?

And don't forget after BBM was a huge hit, the two leading men certainly got a bigger pay check.

The thing is, Jake is rich and I think his sister earnd much money after TDK's success. Heathus Chirst thank you. LOL.
His parents, OTOH, obviously aren't rich anymore.

Anonymous said...

Or 6 million left over depending on his deals and my math skilz

Plus PoP money.

Anonymous said...

I wish I had 1 million. Half would be good too.

Anonymous said...

Im tellin' you, the kid's fuckin' broke. He's been whining to everybody about it.

Man, there are alot of rubes and Laffin' Holy Rollers posting here tonite.

Anonymous said...

^^a lot of a**holes too.

Anonymous said...

once a rentboy, always a rentboy.

Anonymous said...

For the rest of the world here:
"Holy Roller is a term in American English used to describe Pentecostal Christian churchgoers. It is also more commonly used to describe any religion follower that tries to promote their religion at doorsteps or in public forums. The term is commonly used derisively, as if to describe people literally rolling on the floor or speaking in tongues in an uncontrolled manner." (wikipedia)

Anonymous said...

Thanks 7:15 PM.

Anonymous said...

Or rolling on the floor laughing.

often called ass-holey-rollers

Anonymous said...

^^ :)

Anonymous said...

Well, I don't think that Four Xmas will make that much money. May make some the 1st weekend but after that maybe nothing. Every single review of the movie calls it horrible and that Vince and Reese both suck in it. Even if Reese fangirls go the first weekend, word of mouth may kill off the movie also. All we know for sure is that since the Chin is in London for the next few days, we will be overdosed on Reeke photo shoots. Reese not only has to divert attention that the kids are with Ryan, but she also has to distract the horrendous reviews of her sucky movie. I'm guess that by Monday, we'll all be so disgusted by Jake and his Reeke pap parade all weekend that we might not even be fans of his anymore. Reeke PR team (we know you guys read here & OMG) what's the saying, The taller they stand, the harder they fall-get a mattress out for Reese to land on.

Anonymous said...

:)

Anderson Cooper Jetting Off For Lovers Escape?

More than two years later and Anderson Cooper is still dating the same guy? Though we've heard rumors about different paramours in between, 30's-ish wine importer Julio Cesar Recio was just spotted leaving LAX with a passport-equipped Cooper. Adorably, they were both dressed in hoodies and tees with jeans and sneakers, aww! (And Recio appears to be holding foreign currency.)

Queerty

Anonymous said...

I can't even look this weekend - I'm going to be gone! ;)

And note to know-it-all - the church I was raised in was UCC, I am happy to say.

Anonymous said...

More than two years later and Anderson Cooper is still dating the same guy? Though we've heard rumors about different paramours in between, 30's-ish wine importer Julio Cesar Recio was just spotted leaving LAX with a passport-equipped Cooper. Adorably, they were both dressed in hoodies and tees with jeans and sneakers, aww! (And Recio appears to be holding foreign currency.)

Sweet! :)

Anonymous said...

..... It's Simple! If you are NOT and insider of Jake's life how the **** would you know? If you are not with him when he goes to bed or wakes up, how would you know?

I'm none of the above posters but I'm really really getting tired of this "if you are not under the bed, how do u know" argument that keeps popping out now and then. If that's the point of view we're to take, then we don't know if he's gay/bi/straight. We don't even know if he's toothy tile. So, what are you doing on this blog??

Anonymous said...

The New York Daily News just called Reese brittle in it's review. HARSH!

Perfect way to describe her.

Anonymous said...

"The taller they stand, the harder they fall-get a mattress out for Reese to land on."

Oh, but Reese is Teeny Tiny!

Anonymous said...

Im also getting tired of making up reasons that I know Jakie is gay.

(walks like a duck talks like a duck gotta be a duck)

yeah why are you on this blog, anyway? this is so annoying. you have no sense of humor and just like to argue. don't you have some vacuuming to do?

Anonymous said...

Ouch! It must be hard to be an actor and subject to so much criticism. At first, I thought Reeke was mutually beneficial, but now I wonder if Jake is supposed to help her shine brighter. I can't see it helping him too much. But then, Jen Anniston never did this when she broke up with Brad, or did she?

Anonymous said...

It is mutually beneficial but Reese is in charge and Jake's role is to "to help her shine brighter".

Jake is Reese's marketing tool.

Anonymous said...

It's all about Reese lately, and very little about Jake, which is sad. Even his appearance for ET was a bit overshadowed by her. Reese's boyfriend. :(

Anonymous said...

Not lately, it's all about Reese from the start, it's all about Reese all the time.

Anonymous said...

4Cs is being treated gently by NYTimes and salon.com

Anonymous said...

The Chin was supposed to be on KCAL Los Angeles morning show today to promote 4 Xmas, she apparently cancelled at the last minute, as Gillian Barbeari said" because she would'nt go live, even when we submitted the questions in advance and promised not to ask about her romantic involvement with Jake Gyllenhaal, but we love Resse anyway." What a load of Phoneywood BS.. They were obviously pissed off. Why play coy about a "romance" noone is buying to promote a moving noone will buy tickest to see. I just don't get their management's strategy.

Anonymous said...

"I just don't get their management's strategy."
Being that The Chin is a huge control freak, I would say that all final decisions are made by her. Therefore, their strategy right now is to do damage control. Why give a live interview to promote a movie that has been raked over the coals by every critic that's seen it. Her performance was critized as bad and to compound her misery, she said in an interview that she and Vince rewrote the script everyday and they are totally responsible for the movie.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she cancelled because she's on her way to London?

Anonymous said...

She's did Letterman today at 6:00 p.m. she could have called in to them this morning.

Anonymous said...

Just bad form and not professional.

Anonymous said...

Maybe God will be good to us and The Chin will also cancel her London trip and hide out for the rest of the week and weekend and spare us the overload of the Reeke show.

Anonymous said...

So, what are you doing on this blog??

hold up there now. I have an opinion and it just happens to be different than yours, ok. I do believe that Jake is the TT that Ted or Mr. Bibby is/was talking about, but why do you or others convenietly disregard the FACT that at the beginning of the toothytile drama Ted said that he was coming out as bisexual? Now don't continue to throw facts that you only want to remember at me or others. And, if Jake is TT (and I believe he is) and gay that would be fine. But my feel from what I have seen points to the man being bisexual. Period. Now you can fall apart all you want because that's the way I see it, and I've been following from now and then shortly after Ted's TT started......

Anonymous said...

Im also getting tired of making up reasons that I know Jakie is gay.

(walks like a duck talks like a duck gotta be a duck)

yeah why are you on this blog, anyway? this is so annoying. you have no sense of humor and just like to argue. don't you have some vacuuming to do?

^^ No, but from your tone I could swear you just finished watching American Top Model or Project Runway with all your bitching.

Anonymous said...

Hey 11.29, hold your horses.....
If I remember right, you had a go at someone cos they said J was gay. You said how do you know cos that person was not under the bed....

Now, suddenly it's all a matter of opinion is it?

You should practice what you f**king preach.

Oh also, Ted said J was coming out as bi so that his girl friend can be explained and also recently Ted said that Reese was not the only time he bearded. Ted has also been calling J gay, not bi for a long time now. When the hell did he last call J bi? Conveniently forgot all about those facts didn't you? Sheesh!

Anonymous said...

In light of the Gyllenhaal's dire financial straights:

JAKETANIC
ACT II
Scene 5
23
INT. JAKE'S POSH LONDON HOTEL SUITE

JAKE CLUTCHING THE BEDPOST AS MOTHER NAOMI LACES UP HIS CORSET.

NAOMI

All we have is a good Hollywood
name,hiding our bad debts.


JAKE

Yes, mother.

NAOMI
(pulling the laces of corset)

Do you want to see me
writing for a reality show? Our fine things sold at auction?

JAKE

No, mother.

NAOMI
(pleading)

The match with Witherspoon is a
good one.It will ensure our family's survival.

JAKE
(meekly)

Yes,mother.

NAOMI
(brutally tightening the
corset laces)

Jake, you are not to see that
boy Austin again!


JAKE
(wincing in pain)

Yes, mother.

(close up of Jake's tear filled eyes)

BLACKOUT.

Anonymous said...

b..b..but Austin is the love of his life!! He can't give him up, never ever....:'(

Anonymous said...

Errrr...why is Jake wearing a corset?!

Anonymous said...

Ok. Can anyone say, "Random?"

"Malinda Williams, one of boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal’s co-stars in the film Nailed, tells OK!, “They’re both very intense actors in the way they work. I think they make a great couple.” Plus, she adds, both have their priorities straight. “Reese seemed very humble and down-to- earth — very grounded and normal."

http://novidadescinema.blogspot.com/2008/11/reese-witherspoon-bounces-back.html

I wonder how much they paid her to say that. Then again it is OK! She probably didn't say it at all...

Anonymous said...

"JAKE CLUTCHING THE BEDPOST AS MOTHER NAOMI LACES UP HIS CORSET."

Oh god, this is a scream! So cruel.....!

Anonymous said...

Then again it is OK! She probably didn't say it at all...

Just part of OK! fiction.

Anonymous said...

Jake, you are not to see that
boy Austin again!

JAKE
(wincing in pain)

Yes, mother.


Nah, she wouldn't do it to her little boy :)

Anonymous said...

Page Six

ALIEN CONCEPT

SOME roles just don't suit Natalie Portman (above). At the junket for the film version of his "Doubt," playwright John Patrick Shanley was asked how Amy Adams won the role of an emotionally conflicted nun. "I'm trying to think of what the etiquette is on this," Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, "Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn't understand celibacy."

Anonymous said...

Page Six

HEADED FOR RUIN

THE parents of Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal are broke. The spend-now, pay-later life has caught up to Stephen Gyllenhaal and estranged wife Naomi Foner. "I have repeatedly asked Stephen to pay his one-half share of our bills, and he has refused to do so," Foner claims in LA divorce papers published yesterday by TMZ.com. Foner also filed an e-mail from her ex in which he advocates bankruptcy: "I have been clear that if worse comes to worse, I will let all of this collapse into ruin, just as I believe letting the markets crash and burn [is] the right approach. Pain now for clarity and balance later."

Anonymous said...

She's did Letterman today at 6:00 p.m.

Posted on OMG

Okay, I had to watch. Don't ask me why. I should've been asleep. You know, at first Reese came across as cute & all, but after awhile it seems like she doesn't know what to say, how to answer questions. Some of the strangest stuff comes out of her mouth. And after awhile, she starts to get this sour like curl to her mouth.

2 things:

1, Yeah, kind of cute stories & mentions of her children. They make her sound like just the ideal mom. But she says she takes her kids to Rome & Paris (I love how Dave Letterman seemed to think that was an odd place to take little children, Paris) for family vacations but then when Deacon wanted to go see the sewer, she comments that she "let the nanny take him". And the way she talked about her kids playing with/dressing up her Oscar. Right. Unless she was speaking tongue in cheek. I suppose that's possible.

2) And then, you know if this was a year ago, around Rendition time, the big elephant in the studio between her & Dave Letterman last night would have been understandable. Her & Jake's "coyness" about their relationship. But give me a break. It's been a year since then. She's been trumpeted all over the rags in the past month, "admitting" to this new "relationship" and the New Man in her Life. So why on earth would you have the subject not be allowed to be brought up in an interview? Like everyone on earth doesn't know? Is it supposed to be coy? Is it supposed to be private? No. It's just plain ridiculous & annoying at this point.

Anonymous said...

I suppose there's nothing to tell, about a non existent relationship. LOL

Anonymous said...

I think Reese wants to keep focus on fabulous herself and her wonderful new movie.

She needs Jake for proto ops and tabloids, but she can use TV interviews to promote just herself.

Anonymous said...

Tears for Heath Ledger at GQ Men of the Year Awards

THE proud father of actor Heath Ledger, Kim Ledger, reduced Sydney's usually stoic social set to tears at last night's GQ Men of the Year Awards as he accepted the best actor prize for his late son.

The Perth-based businessman told of his pride in his "beautiful boy", accepting the award on behalf of "his little one, Matilda, and our family".

Honoured for his performance as The Joker in The Dark Knight, the late actor's memory outshone other winners, including Hugh Jackman and Baz Lurhmann, who were both in New York for the Australia premiere.

Ledger senior told Confidential his son considered The Joker role as his "best yet". "He thrived everyday on set, humoured and sometimes intimidated the cast, but revelled in this opportunity to create and deliver a unique character ... and that he did," he said.

Jackman, 40, took the title of People's Choice Man Of The Year, backing up from People magazine's sexiest man alive last week.

The 2008 GQ Men of the Year Award winners are:

Actor of the Year: Heath Ledger

Sportsman of the Year: Matthew Mitcham
...

2008 GQ Men of the Year

Anonymous said...

Page Six

'LAW' & LEDGER

"LAW & Order" has ripped another local story from the headlines. A series insider reports an upcoming plot is "supposed to be about Heath Ledger" and features a male supermodel, played by Ryan Locke, who "has a great career and gets all the ladies." Perhaps the eeriest comparison is to Ledger's actual death by overdose when the character "leaves a club with a girl. They have sex and do drugs, and the next morning, his friend finds him dead." ["Law & Order" takes on the crane collapse, too.

Anonymous said...

^^
The difference is Heath was alone when he died and he didn't od, he mixed the wrong meds.

Anonymous said...

The Perth-based businessman [Heath's father] told of his pride in his "beautiful boy", accepting the award on behalf of "his little one, Matilda, and our family".

So very nice for Heath, and Hugh as well. :')

The ads for Australia are magnificent - the review in my paper this morning it took up two pages to capture all the grandeur of the Australian continent. I can't wait to see it! And Milk is getting huge reviews as well - four stars in my paper. :)

Anonymous said...

Pain now for clarity and balance later

Allegory for Toothy?

Anonymous said...

And how very nice for Matthew Mitcham too, Sportsman of the Year! :)

Anonymous said...

REESE WITHERSPOON: Happy At Last!

Is this a reference to Little Gloria... Happy at Last? That was a TV miniseries about Gloria Vanderbilt ...

Anderson Cooper's mother ... (bless him!!)

Anonymous said...

Cooper says Vanderbilt was not like anyone else's mom.

"She would show up at, like, report day at my school where ... parents have to go in and get the report card, in sort of like a beaver skin purple Zandra Rhodes coat. And I'd be like 'Mom, you know, can't you just like wear tweed or something? Just like, tone it down?' And now I'm very happy and proud that she doesn't, and she's completely unique."

Anonymous said...

^^ :)

Anonymous said...

In 1934, 10-year-old Gloria was the center of a sensationalized and lurid custody battle.

Her paternal aunt, the very rich and proper Gertrude Vanderbilt Whitney, won custody after accusing Gloria's mother of being an unfit parent with the shocking revelation that she had a female lover.

"She really lost the case because she was accused of being a lesbian," says Vanderbilt. "We're talking about the '30s.... It was considered not something that anyone who was a good person would be involved in. And so it was a terrible scandal."

Anonymous said...

:,(

Anonymous said...

I guess, like, with AC ... he's such a sweetie and such a great journalist ... I wish we could celebrate him and his real life the way we celebrate straight people's lives.

Anonymous said...

^^Someday soon, I'm sure of it. :)

Anonymous said...

:) :)

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal: Dark Meat


Man, Jakey, this homespun thing—whatever it is—you're parading around with Reese Witherspoon is so not you. We all know you're a badder boy than even pretend-virginal Reese likes to go with, why don't you start showing your more rebel side a bit more often? 'Cause if People is to be believed, the two of you stroll and drink more coffee than Amy Winehouse smokes crack. And a relationship, surely, cannot survive on vanilla lattes alone.

Anonymous said...

^ The turkeys who've been really big jerkys award

The Awful Truth

Anonymous said...

Aggghhhh! Reese on Letterman. She doesn't do public appearances well. Im surprised her manager lets her outta the house.

As for the G family's troubles - never thot I'd have to deal with the entire family's mishugas - did poppag find Cantera under a rock, or whut? how come momma didnt dump him years ago?

is Reese gonna spend T'giving eating chitlin's with her family and her sex fiend bro? or whut?

god bless 'em, every one.

Anonymous said...

Link not working. Is that a hoax?

Anonymous said...

Link not working

I think all the links back to 7am are working except for one, but it is not a hoax, just wrong link. Here is the correct link:

Little Gloria... Happy at Last

Is this the one you're talking about? Yep, it's for realz. AC's mom is Gloria Vanderbilt. Her mom lost custody of her in the 19s0s because she had a female lover. :,(

Anonymous said...

:D sorry I mean 1930s ...

Anonymous said...

Hey 11.29, hold your horses.....
If I remember right, you had a go at someone cos they said J was gay. You said how do you know cos that person was not under the bed....

Now, suddenly it's all a matter of opinion is it?

^^ I have always stated what's my opinion on this board or any other. It's when posters claim to know for a fact without any real evidence, just hunches just like mine. Young man if Jake is not fu***ng you, you're dealing with hunches and speculations also. And, NO! I don't think everything that TED says is the godspell acording to TT-Jake!
Ahh, You can if you like.

Anonymous said...

Could somebody translate what is Bibby saying in his last about Jake. Why the vagueness?

Anonymous said...

^ ^ ^

Hey churchlady, why are you policing people's styles, anyway? I dont get it.

Anonymous said...

4.36, everyone here is talking about "hunches" including you.
No one has been under Jake's bed. including you.
What are you going on about? You seem to be going round in circles!

Anonymous said...

The Chin is on Jimmy Kimmel tonite,how much ya wanna bet the same kid in the Paris sewer story, the same Jake who? attitude, the same I'm just a down home country girl who likes to raise chickens..
Do ya think Kimmel will put up with this rot?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry Ive said mean things to you 4:36 especially when everybody's being so thankful and all.

I just really hate being told what to say and think and being lectured to.

Anonymous said...

but why do you or others convenietly disregard the FACT that at the beginning of the toothytile drama Ted said that he was coming out as bisexual? Now don't continue to throw facts that you only want to remember at me or others.
At 11.29

Reply:
Oh also, Ted said J was coming out as bi so that his girl friend can be explained and also recently Ted said that Reese was not the only time he bearded. Ted has also been calling J gay, not bi for a long time now. When the hell did he last call J bi? Conveniently forgot all about those facts didn't you? Sheesh!

And, NO! I don't think everything that TED says is the godspell acording to TT-Jake!
At 4.36

Just being selective to further your own argument? Man, you're something else...

Anonymous said...

What are you going on about? You seem to be going round in circles!

^^^ These are'nt circles:
I hate Reeke, Jake is stupid for bearding, Reese is ugly, Jake has lost his looks, Jake can't act and never could!
Or maybe you're just a negative person and don't see or understand the circles that have been going on here for over a year now?

Anonymous said...

Want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!! Today appreciate your family, friends and good health. Hope everybody has a great dinner and great desserts afterwards.

Anonymous said...

^^forgot to say, and apparently you have been apart of this circle.

Anonymous said...

^^ Happy Thanksgiving to ALL

Anonymous said...

Happy Thanksgiving. Reese talked all about the farm on Kimmel. He asked if she ate the animals and she said she was considering it. Heartless woman. She seemed annoyed that the kids had made the connection between bacon and their pet pigs.

Anonymous said...

Someone said that the Chin said that she would be in London on Thanksgiving. Isn't the Kimmel show filmed in LA? Wonder is she cancelled her trip? Maybe if she did we won't have to spend the weekend vomitting from all the Reeke photo shoots.

Anonymous said...

The Chin is scheduled to be a guest on a British talk show today to promote FC. She is probably in London. There will be many vomit inducing Reeke photo ops.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/grahamnortonshow/

Anonymous said...

Hey, I don't care about the Chin, I wanna see Jake. With or without latte and shopping bag.

How's the weather, should we expect a hat again?

Anonymous said...

Blind item:

"He Spitefully Refuses to Promote Film

BlindGossip - When a film comes out, the stars usually share the promotional duties. In the case of this film, however, Star 1 has been making the rounds of talk shows, while Star 2 has been conspicuously absent. While Star 2 is claiming that his absense is due to other work obligations, the truth is that the friction between the two was so bad on the set that Star 2 has completely washed his hands of anything to do with the film. Star 1 remains publicly upbeat and supportive of Star 2, but has privately told friends that Star 2 is “the biggest a**hole on the planet,” and that the two will never, ever work together again."

Everybody is guessing Vince Vaughn and the Chin.

http://blindgossip.com/index.php/2008/11/he-spitefully-refuses-to-promote-film/

Anonymous said...

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!

:)

Anonymous said...

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Thanks Jackie for running this site.

Anonymous said...

How's the weather...

London - today was cold but dry (5°C - 12°C), colder and rain tomorrow and the rest of the weekend.

Anonymous said...

Everybody is guessing Vince Vaughn and the Chin.

Sounds like them. Poor Vince!

Anonymous said...

"He spitefully refuses to promote film"

Is this just bad luck (choosing the wrong film or the wrong co-star) or is it the tip of an anti-Reese backlash amongst her colleagues that started after the divorce and has picked up tremendous steam in the wake of this embarassingly medacious bearding charade? I wonder if Jake saw any of his coming? This is like the twilight zone.

Anonymous said...

Vince is definitely conspicuously absent, and I haven't seen any of Reese's appearances, but from what I've read on the blogs, there's a leetle bit of tension? What does Jake see in this woman? It's gotta be a bearding arrangement, because their personalities are like oil and water. :( She seems to be uptight, he's just the opposite.

Anonymous said...

Is this just bad luck (choosing the wrong film or the wrong co-star) or is it the tip of an anti-Reese backlash amongst her colleagues that started after the divorce...

It didn't start after the divorce:

April 27, 2005

"Reese Witherspoon’s former director has confirmed what unnamed sources have long been buzzing: the “Legally Blonde” star was not a lot of fun to work with. Robert Luketic, who’s currently directing the movie version of "Dallas," said that he wouldn’t want Witherspoon to be in the flick. When asked if he would cast Witherspoon in “Dallas,” he replied, “Er, no. Moviemaking is supposed to be fun.”

Luketic also directed Jane Fonda and Jennifer Lopez in "Monster in Law," and despite the latter’s reputation for being a diva, he got along with both. Not so for Witherspoon. “I did not bond with her like I bonded with J-Lo and J-Fo,” Luketic said, according to the London Express. “There is something impenetrable about that woman.”

He claimed that Witherspoon was humorless on the set of the comedy. “She would come out of her trailer and ask: ‘Why are you all laughing?’” he says. “She would want to know why we all had smiles on our faces. Moviemaking to her is a deadly serious business.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7561241/

Anonymous said...

Reese is an odd one. Letterman was getting so bored by the interview he tried to sex it up with his own story and comments. She's brittle, jumpy, making unattractive faces, rubbing her bare arms nervously. Letterman tells her she looks like a movie star, as one tells a girl child she is a princess. Seems very insecure, why she talks about her children all of the time. But without pride or warmth. I dont think that's a farm she got, I think it's a faux ranch, gimme a break. Eeeewwww!

Anonymous said...

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People has already been made into a film. ;)

Anonymous said...

... or is it the tip of an anti-Reese backlash amongst her colleagues that started after the divorce and has picked up tremendous steam in the wake of this embarassingly medacious bearding charade?

I think no one in Hollywood cares about Reese's marriage, divorce or bearding, but there are a lot of people who worked with her and didn't like it.

Anonymous said...

Just saw Reese on The Graham Norton Show on the BBC.

How was she? Well, she looked glamorous and thin. She did smile a lot but she seemed out-of-place.
Her co-guest was the brilliantly outrageous (and gay) Paul O' Grady, and she very obviously didn't know who the hell he was.
No big gaffes, though.
(No mention of Jake)

Anonymous said...

UK TB, thanks for the report.

Anonymous said...

I think it's pretty clear from the recent promos that if it were not for Jake, no one would give a rat's ass about Reese. She would have dropped of the radar. Where she belongs.

Anonymous said...

Kimmel was pretaped prior to Reese going to NYC.

I think VV hates RW completely. It is so unlike him to not promote any film. Also his posse did not attend the premiere not just VV but all his usual gang (Peter, John etc.) show up for these things and they were conspicuously absent. That says it all right there.

After her divorce she was supposed to film Things They Lost in the Fire and Benico Del Toro refused to work with her (and she refused to work with him) the producers kept BDT and ditched Reese. She also lobbied hard for The Changeling the Clint Eastwood film and he supposedly would not meet with her. People in Hollywood know how she is to work with. They know she can bring in the money but some of them don't want to put up with what a pain in the ass she has become (actually she always was one).

Anonymous said...

I think it's pretty clear from the recent promos that if it were not for Jake, no one would give a rat's ass about Reese. She would have dropped of the radar.

The UK audience reacted to her as a Hollywood star, and Oscar winner. She's more well-known here than Jake.
Graham N never asks tough questions of his guests anyway, so a trailer of her new film was shown, but much more was made of her old (good) movies. He would not have mentioned bad reviews to any guest, and he must have been warned not to mention Jake.

Anonymous said...

I can't picture her in The Changeling. I haven't had a chance to see it yet, but I want to. Too many good movies to see!

Anonymous said...

I'm looking forward to seeing Benecio Del Toro in Che, I heard it's about 4 hours long or something?

Anonymous said...

Che
262 min = 4 h 22 m

Anonymous said...

Giving Thanks for Harvey Milk

Harvey Milk was assassinated 30 years ago today in his SF City Hall office, as was Mayor George Moscone, by fellow supervisor Dan White. Five years ago today I posted THIS item and am gratified that in 2008 many more people are learning Milk's story.

11/27/2003

Today I give thanks for the life work of Harvey Milk on the anniversary of his death. He was shot and killed 25 years ago this day by San Francisco city supervisor Dan White, who also shot and killed Mayor George Moscone.

Harvey Milk was known as the "Mayor of Castro Street", a pioneer and leader in every sense of the word, speaking out for the rights of gay people when it was a far more dangerous and rebellious act than it is today. It was a position that eventually cost him his life.

When Milk moved to the Castro and opened a small camera shop it was not the organized gay ghetto that it is today. He started the Castro Street Fair on August 18, 1974 in order to unite the local gay community in defiance of discrimination by the Eureka Valley Merchants Association. It has since become an annual institution. As a sarcastic reaction to the notion that homosexuals recruited people to join their community, he started out his stump speeches with the line, "My name is Harvey Milk and I'm here to recruit you."

In 1977, Harvey Milk became the first openly gay official elected to the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. He would serve eleven courageous months before being brutally murdered at City Hall in a homophobic attack by supervisor Dan White, who had eluded metal detectors by climbing in through a basement window. White also murdered mayor George Moscone.

In a stunning sentence, White was convicted of two counts of involuntary manslaughter and sentenced to seven years and eight months. The main defense that White's lawyer gave was that he had eaten too much junk food the day of the murders which had somehow influenced his actions. It was labeled by critics as "the twinkie defense." White was paroled after six years and committed suicide soon after.

Milk had been paranoid about a threat of assassination because of his outspoken role in the community and his views on gay rights. On one of many audio tapes that was discovered after his death, on which he had recorded a will, he said:

"If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door."

In my opinion, Harvey Milk has not yet been given his due in history. There are so few younger gay people that know about the extraordinary power and courage this man gave a community and a movement. I recommend that everyone view the incredibly compelling documentary The Times of Harvey Milk. You can rent it at video stores, but it's hard to find a copy for purchase. It's a MUST see. Randy Shilts also wrote a book on the topic.

The Times of Harvey Milk is a film that will stick with you forever. The image of Dianne Feinstein standing before a phalanx of reporters and uttering the news of the murders is gut-wrenching. Were it not for Harvey Milk I am fully convinced the gay rights movement might still be in the dark ages. We certainly wouldn't be on the verge of being able to marry. Long live his memory!

***Uncle Donald's Castro Street is another fascinating read. It's an incredibly engrossing website full of images of gay life in the Castro and memories from the 70's. I was on the site for hours.

Towleroad

Anonymous said...

Were it not for Harvey Milk I am fully convinced the gay rights movement might still be in the dark ages. We certainly wouldn't be on the verge of being able to marry. Long live his memory!

"Milk" will help keep that memory alive and I'm glad it got so many great reviews.

Anonymous said...

I think no one in Hollywood cares about Reese's marriage, divorce or bearding, but there are a lot of people who worked with her and didn't like it.

ITA. if people in HW cared about divorce, marriage & bearding, then there'll be no one left in HW!

Anonymous said...

Ted
Jake Gyllenhaal: Dark Meat

Man, Jakey, this homespun thing—whatever it is—you're parading around with Reese Witherspoon is so not you. We all know you're a badder boy than even pretend-virginal Reese likes to go with, why don't you start showing your more rebel side a bit more often? 'Cause if People is to be believed, the two of you stroll and drink more coffee than Amy Winehouse smokes crack. And a relationship, surely, cannot survive on vanilla lattes alone.

Could somebody translate what is Bibby saying in his last about Jake. Why the vagueness?


Which part is vague?

Anonymous said...

^^He's not a vanilla boy, is one part of the translation. :)

Anonymous said...

And thank the Lord he isn't. :)

Anonymous said...

Happy Thanksgiving! Hope everybody had a great day. So now that the Chin is in London, should we start the countdown to beginning of the Reeke photo ops? I'm betting by Friday morning we'll have pics of Reeke going to dinner on Thurs. night.

Anonymous said...

"I'm betting by Friday morning we'll have pics of Reeke going to dinner on Thurs. night."

I'll take that bet. 1pm Friday, anyone?

Anonymous said...

Reeke is painfully boring.

Anonymous said...

Reese is painfully boring.

What Celebrities Are Thankful For This Year

"I'm just blessed to have two very lovely children in my life, and health. It's something people don't think about a lot. I'm very lucky to be healthy and have healthy kids."

Actress Reese Witherspoon.

Anonymous said...

Hey, what about Jakey? Isn't he included in her blessed life??

Anonymous said...

Reese is using Jake for PR when it suits her.

Anonymous said...

I'll take that bet. 1pm Friday, anyone?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. :)

Anonymous said...

Poor gay penguins!

Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples

A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported.

The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.

A keeper at Polar Land in Harbin, north east China explained that the gay couple had the natural urge to become fathers, despite their sexuality. "One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper.

"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time," he added.

There are numerous examples of homosexuality in the animal kingdom, but gay penguins have captured the public's attention more than any other species. A German zoo provoked outrage from gay lobby groups after attempting to mate a group of gay male penguins with Swedish female birds who were flown in especially to seduce them. But the project was abandoned after the males refused to be "turned", showing no interest in their would-be mates.

In 2002 a couple of penguins at a New York zoo who had been together for eight years were "outed" when keepers noticed that they were both males.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3530723/Gay-penguins-steal-eggs-from-straight-couples.html

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why she doesn't mention him sometimes. I would be over the moon to have him in my life. Oh, to watch him sleep, dark head on the pillow, dark lashes, smile curving on these heavenly lips, naked body warm under the sheets. To wake him up with a kiss on his mole and to see blue sapphires opening up and looking back at you. Sigh...

Jake baby, who loves you?

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why she doesn't mention him sometimes.

Why would she?

Anonymous said...

Because he's supposed to be the love of her life and a wonderful step dad to her "poor kids". LOL

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why she doesn't mention him sometimes.

a) Jake isn't important when she gets a chance to promote herself

b) even a pathological faker like Reese doesn't enjoy discussing the showmance.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

Blind items: I guess....you guess....

When a film comes out, the stars usually share the promotional duties. In the case of this film, however, Star 1 has been making the rounds of talk shows, while Star 2 has been conspicuously absent. While Star 2 is claiming that his absence is due to other work obligations, the truth is that the friction between the two was so bad on the set that Star 2 has completely washed his hands of anything to do with the film. Star 1 remains publicly upbeat and supportive of Star 2, but has privately told friends that Star 2 is “the biggest asshole on the planet,” and that the two will never, ever work together again. (Blind Gossip)

Easy! Reese Witherspoon & Vince Vaugh.

Dlisted

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