October 22, 2008
Dear Ted:
What's this you said in the last Truth, Lies & Ted about my favorite actor of all time, Paul Newman? You were talking about what a shame it would be if sham couple Jake and Reese tried to make like a "modern-day Paul and Joanne." I'll still love him anyway, but tell me one of H'wood's greatest love stories ain't a sham! Love you and your bitchin' bitchiness.
—Lauren, Chicago
Dear Newman's Own Fan:
No fakery we know of betwixt Paul and his longtime sweetie. Meant it would be heresy if J&R played house like those two, 'cause they ain't nothing like the real thing.
Dear Ted:
Are Reese and Jake the new TomKat? I think robot-boyfriend Jake is the new Katie.
—Gray
Dear GyllenKat:
I think they're both robots.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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October 28, 2008
Morning Piss: Gyllenspoon-Fed Merde
J'adore Reese and Jake. Those sweethearts are two of the most talented, adorable and luscious babes to hit T-town in some time.
Don't agree?
Think Reese is just a pixie-ish little waif with pale sex appeal? Think again. And if you consider Jake all boyish 'n' bashful brooding, no real outward he-man stuff goin' down, think again on that score, as well. R 'n' J are both terrifically not of what you see in real life.
And this whole aw-shucks romance they've got going down is so not how both types really are — why in the world the public is lapping it up, hook, line and photo-op, is beyond me.
Just look at their pics together, everybody! They act like bro 'n' sis (and not even particularly close ones, at that). These babes have movies and careers and agendas to sell, oldest story in the world. Jen and Vince, anyone?
Ms. W is the craftiest broad alive; she's teaching J.G. spectacularly well. Just ask Ryan Phillippe if you don't believe this to be a high probability. But on the other hand, if this sorta white-bread, milquetoast romance is what you need to get your fantasy on every morning, then, dears, go right ahead, be my limp guest.
I just prefer my Awful readers to be fully informed consumers, that's all.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 935 of 935"I'm starting to think Disney does not trust him on his own. Too apt to let truth slip out."
ITA. THAT truth is almost as dangerous as his homosexuality.
"I'm starting to think Disney does not trust him on his own. Too apt to let truth slip out."
Oh yeah i am sure Disney is scared jake reveals he is in couple with nichols and have a babe on brothers promo LOL
I am expecting more engagement with reese, alas!
Leo and George do they own thing, aren't afraid to be photographed or even on on vacation with a bunch of male friends ...
I hope Jake does his own thing in private.
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DIRECTOR ACTS LIKE A DOPE
DIRECTOR David Fincher is not helping his movie "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" with his imperious ways. "We are working our asses off trying to get Oscar nominations, and he is so abusive that it's crushing," said an insider at Paramount. "Whatever we do, it's not enough." After an LA screening, Fincher was rude to John Goldwyn, who was running Paramount in the early '90s when the movie, based on a short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald, was first in development. After Goldwyn congratulated Fincher, "he hit Goldwyn in the chest with his hand and hurt him and said, 'That's for you, for not greenlighting the movie when you had a chance.' " The picture, which shows Brad Pitt aging backward, relies on computerized effects that didn't exist 15 years ago. Our insider said, "If we never hear the name David Fincher again, it will be too soon." A Paramount rep said Fincher was in Britain and couldn't be reached.
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SEAN MILKS IT
JAMES Franco says Sean Penn pushed the gay sex scenes in "Milk" further than he expected. "In the original script I read, there was only one real kissing scene," Franco tells next month's Elle. "A month after [director] Gus [Van Sant] asked me to do it, they sent me another script, and on Page 5 there was a full-on love scene. And I was like, 'Gus, what the heck?' He says, 'Well, it was Sean's idea.' "
The poster who wrote here about the "curse" upon the 4 leads in BBM... are you nuts?
Are you from thet church who said that heath's death was because he was getting punished for playing in a gay movie? What idiots!
I don't think poster tried to imply something like that. We all love fictional and real life gays :)
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Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
Anderson Cooper has to consider it one of the highlights of his career thus far, a thoroughly pleasurable counterbalance to his weeks of depressing Hurricane Katrina coverage back when the CNN anchor was still paying his dues: A flirty interview with champion Olympic swimmer and fellow heartthrob Michael Phelps, complete with shirt removal, medal-fondling, a cozy little nap together and the line, "Mind if I hold one? They're very heavy!" Viewers of Cooper's own AC360 are used to being brought in on this sort of innuendo; it was only a matter of time before the 60 Minutes contributor started beating CBS' larger audience over the head with the "boys make me giggle" routine. So to speak. (Clip after the jump.)
Gawker
After Goldwyn congratulated Fincher, "he hit Goldwyn in the chest with his hand and hurt him and said, 'That's for you, for not greenlighting the movie when you had a chance.'"
Oh my! We were lucky, David didn't beat us.
Today is World AIDS Day
Today is the 20th Anniversary of World AIDS Day, designated in 1988 at a summit of health ministers to bring awareness to the HIV pandemic and its consequences and challenges.
33 million people worldwide are living with HIV, which includes 2.7 million total new cases in 2007.
Leonardo DiCaprio Moving Out Of Malibu To Escape Paparazzi?
Smart man.
Leonardo DiCaprio no longer wants to play the game. And instead of wasting more time dodging and hiding from photographers, the actor plans to quietly move somewhere other than LA where he can go to the market without being hounded. His Malibu home is now on the market for $9 million.
Leo recently said he isn't going to help the paparazzi make any more money off of his life because of the dangerous way they go about getting their shot.
"The mere fact that these - I’ll use the word piles - are earning money from exploiting my image is the only reason I hide myself or am not a photo-friendly person. I do not like the way they conduct themselves. I think they’re disrespectful and dangerous. The reason I don’t pose or smile or that I seem mad is that I don’t want them to make a living off my private life."
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/11/30/leonardo-dicaprio-moving-out-of-malibu-to-escape-paparazzi
Great, more room for pictures of me.
BI
Coke and Rabbits
Holy Moly - Which young actor is hungrily hoovering up as much coke as he can get his hands on? He thinks it’s a kind of magic, but unfortunately one that gives him a two-day bout of depression and makes him shout utter bollocks at strangers for hours. Oh, and he also likes to pull rabbits out of men’s bottoms rather than a lady’s mary.
http://blindgossip.com/index.php/2008/11/actor-thinks-coke-is-magical/
Elton's partner David Furnish wears a lock of Elton's baby hair around his neck: "It’s a talisman that makes me feel protected, like I’ve got him with me all the time." [The Sun]
Will Smith on Tom Cruise:
"I was so used to competition between other artists that I just didn't get him at first. And then Tom just broke it down to me and said, "Will, we are not competing, so don't think that way". That blew my mind because that is not how this business works at all." [Newsweek]
"I've shown my ass in other movies. That scene in particular felt a little weird. It's one thing if everybody is naked. It's another thing if everyone is in suits and you're the naked guy."
— James Franco on being nude in Milk. [Newsweek]
It may've felt weird, but you'd never know it to watch that scene. Franco is so good in Milk, I had no idea until now that he is more than just a pretty face.
But BOY is he pretty! Franco is so delicious in "Milk" and he can act.
Interesting facts on James Franco
- Is currently [2006] taking a History course at UCLA.
- Does horse tricks.
- Likes to paint.
- He wooed Sokoloff by giving her his portrait of the goddess Venus.
- James enjoys painting in his free time. Some of his work has been shown in galleries, such as the Glu Gallery in Los Angeles. Also, his ex-girlfriend Marla Sokoloff has some, which was still hanging in an episode of Cribs. James says that a member of the band Third Eye Blind also has some of his work.
- Gave his grandmother a painting of his as a Chanukah present last year (2003).
- Doesn't wear watches.
- Shares a birthday with Hayden Christensen (April 19).
- Was named one of People Magazine's 50 Hottest Bachelors [2004].
- Was named one of Salon.com's '10 men who might just inspire the rebirth of Jewish male cool.'
- If he could have any super power, it would be to become a speed reader.
- Dated Marla Sokoloff (3 years), whom he met on the set of Whatever It Takes.
- Offscreen, Franco is an artsy loner
- By his own confession. When not in front of the camera, he has taken to writing screenplays.
- He has written six scripts with Williams in the year and a half since they have been writing together.
http://james-franco.com/
He is delicious. And in an odd sort of way, he reminded me of Heath in Don't Look Back in the way he oozed sex appeal.
Was named one of Salon.com's '10 men who might just inspire the rebirth of Jewish male cool.'
The 10 men who might just inspire the rebirth of Jewish male cool
July 10, 2006
Help is on the way. Though they might not be as prominent as their pratfalling peers or aging '70s predecessors, the following 10 men, all under 40, have managed to avoid playing wimps and simpletons. Can they reinvigorate the meaning of Jewish male celebrity? (Read about the decline of cool Jews here.)
1. Adrien Brody, 33 -- Planting that wet smacker on Halle Berry ensures his place on this list, and playing the lead in last December's smash remake of "King Kong" doesn't hurt, either.
2. Jake Gyllenhaal, 25 -- Possessor of maybe the greatest potential for mainstream stardom of anyone on this list, Gyllenhaal has proven he can play a range of sensitive characters, from "Donnie Darko" and "The Good Girl" to "Jarhead" and "Brokeback Mountain," without losing his edge.
3. Liev Schreiber, 38 -- This 6-foot-3 man's man has played top-secret government bad boys (in "The Sum of All Fears" and "The Manchurian Candidate") as well as garnered acclaim for his onstage work in "Macbeth" and the testosterone-charged "Glengarry Glen Ross." Oh yeah, he also played the antichrist's daddy in this year's remake of "The Omen," and is dating Naomi Watts.
4. Jason Schwartzman, 25 -- Sure, he plays more than his fair share of mixed-up doofuses ("Shopgirl," "Slackers"), but at his best, he's the most charming existentialist on film since early Dreyfuss. And he plays drums. And he gets to play Louis XIV in the upcoming "Marie Antoinette"!
5. Adam Brody, 26 -- The best thing on "The O.C.," this teen mag fave brings a sly sensibility to his work on the show that makes him far more interesting to watch than his conventionally macho counterpart, Ben McKenzie.
6. James Franco, 28 -- Having decided Franco is sufficiently not nerdy, the studios have been trying hard to sell this guy as a heartthrob ("Tristan & Isolde," "Annapolis"), but audiences haven't been buying. Could still break through.
7. Matt Stone, 35 -- As the co-creator of "South Park," Stone is responsible for some of the most puerile and gross humor of the last decade, but also some of the most subversive and culturally astute. Unlike Stiller or Sandler, though, Stone is more of a provocateur than the butt of the joke.
8. Alex Greenwald, 26 -- Greenwald has been featured in ads for the Gap, but it's his role as the frontman for Cali rock band "Phanton Planet" that marks him as one to watch. Greenwald is one of the few Jewish stars on the rock 'n' roll horizon.
9. Shia LaBeouf, 20 -- LaBeouf has so far been relegated to being the best thing in a bunch of bad movies ("Constantine," "I, Robot"), but his charming naturalism is impossible to deny. Shades of Hoffman, but more streetwise.
10. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 25 -- Probably still best known from the late-'90s sitcom "Third Rock From the Sun," JGL has quietly been doing edgy work in indie films such as this year's teen noir "Brick" and 2004's "Mysterious Skin," where he played a hustler. He's ready to take his talent mainstream.
http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2006/07/10/chosen_few/
Was named one of Salon.com's '10 men who might just inspire the rebirth of Jewish male cool.'
I had no idea he's Jewish (too).
Gay Group to Crash Florida Governor Charlie Crist's Wedding
Florida Governor Charlie Crist is getting married next month and the gay group Impact Florida plans to be there to peacefully protest the recent passage of Amendment 2, which bans same-sex marriage in the state, and the governor's endorsement of it:
The Suncoast News reports: "The group Impact-Florida has called on its members to gather in pink T-shirts outside First United Methodist Church of St. Petersburg on Dec.12 to "congratulate" Crist and Rome while their wedding takes place inside. The demonstration will continue outside the wedding reception at the Renaissance Vinoy Resort in downtown St. Petersburg. 'After the positive congratulatory observance, there will be a candlelight vigil close to the [Vinoy] in downtown St. Pete to mourn the loss of gays right to get married,' the group's Web site states, referring to a gay marriage ban that passed by ballot initiative in November. Crist endorsed Amendment 2 prior to its passage by 61.9 percent of state voters; it needed 60 percent to become part of the state Constitution."
Said Impact Florida spokesperson Lorna Bracewell to GaySoFla:
“Our objective will be to celebrate the Governor’s fundamental right to marry. The demonstration will be peaceful and respectful. Governor Crist, an outspoken proponent of Amendment 2, is getting married. He is exercising the same fundamental right millions of Floridians are now denied because of the passage of Amendment 2. Perhaps it will inspire him and the many Floridians that voted for Amendment 2 to rethink their positions on the question of what constitutes a marriage."
Towleroad
re. Franco. I think he's overrated looks and talent wise. It's good year for him. Don't think much more interesting will come from him though tbh.
Cantara did post that item on IHJ. Here's her entry from her own site:
the IHJ Forum
The following posted item (ostensibly as a reply to the posting of "monicabbm") was meant for one pair of eyes. Which is why I posted it in one place she would particularly loathe to go - the second-largest online fan forum for her son. There was only one reply to it of any note, which was so amusing I've included it at the bottom:
I'm a long-time lurker, first-time poster. Some of you may recognize me as the publisher of Stephen's book of poetry. Normally I wouldn't be putting my two cents in but things are getting out of hand in the press surrounding the Family Gyllenhaal, and in this case I do have some relevant information that I believe fans of Jake deserve.
First of all, you ought to know that, being documents filed with the court, Naomi's divorce petition and her financial declaration are now public record, available for anyone to read, even online. So almost anything I bring up here can be easily corroborated by the official paperwork. Second, I've known Stephen, Jake's father, for three and a half years, and our association has been pretty intimate. I think I understand his mind and heart more than anyone in the world and believe me, neither are easy terrains to explore.
As some of the members of IHeartJake have discovered, Stephen, though usually charming, can occasionally come off as pretty distant, even arrogant. The most damaging example of this was the infamous "Babygate" incident at his poetry reading at the Zinc Bar in New York back in October, 2006, in which he publicly dressed down Ally and the then-co-adminstrator of JakeWatch, Becky. I have to tell you that the true instigator of this whole incident was none other than Jake's mother, Naomi Foner. I cannot express to you the depths of Naomi's contempt and fear - yes, fear - of Jake's fanbase, which includes IHeartJake and the late lamented JakeWatch. Of course her feelings have absolutely no basis in reality, but they exist. Stephen had been quite willing, even thrilled, to share with Jake and Maggie's fans the wonderful news about Ramona's birth. But the discovery of Stephen's disclosure absolutely enraged Naomi. Fans who attended that reading might remember Naomi's odd behavior - why, although present in the bar, she refused to enter the reading room.
The explanation: She had ordered (there is no milder word) Stephen to chew out the girls that night, and she showed up toward the end of the reading only to make sure that he had done so.
Stephen, who has spent most of his married life trying to keep the peace in his house, did as he was ordered, although in his defense he attempted to soften the blow by not outright upbraiding Becky and Ally (Naomi would have given them a tongue-lashing within an inch of their lives) but "lecturing" them in what he thought was a helpful, avuncular way. Still, it did come off as pretty condescending and mighty insulting, and some injuries were done that night that haven't quite healed (although much, much later on, Stephen, at my urging, did try to make partial amends).
The anecdote above is just to give you an example of Naomi's tactics. She doesn't confront, she designates. In Hollywood, she's barely tolerated, and then only because she's Jake's mother, a circumstance she continues to shamelessly exploit. She will use anything to hand as a weapon.
For over two years Stephen pleaded with her to sell their luxury home, settle their debts, and move into a cheap apartment where they could live together simply and write the things they really longed to write, regardless of commercial concerns; for two years she refused. Instead, she continued to spend money like water, even blowing thousands of dollars on prestige landscaping on their place on Mulholland Drive, the very place that's now for sale in an extremely bleak seller's market.
If you read her declaration, you'll note the picture she's trying to paint of herself as a poor, tapped-out woman abandoned by a better-resourced husband. Well, here's the skinny. Stephen has no more resources and no better opportunities to create an income from writing than she does. Naomi is an Oscar-nominated screenwriter who's managed to leverage that achievement into getting regular offers of teaching, lecturing and adjudicating gigs. Stephen writes poetry and literary novels, neither of which are likely to bring him fame and riches in Hollywood. Naomi is well aware of this, yet she had the nerve to cite Stephen's book, Claptrap (the book I published), as one of his commercial resources.
From the very first Naomi did her best to obstruct publication of Claptrap. When she failed, when my company did manage to bring out this collection, she refused to acknowledge its existence. Attendees at Stephen's wildly successful reading at Housing Works in June, 2006 will remember that she refused to sit beside him in the front row and refused to remain in the audience while he read, preferring instead to stand in the back with her hen friends from Barnard.
I'm revealing all this at this particular time because the press has been calling out Jake and Maggie - practically condemning them for not helping out their parents. I've known about Stephen's financial troubles from almost the beginning of our relationship, and throughout our relationship he has repeatedly told me that he would rather (his words) "starve in the street than take help from his kids". Stephen has a lot of flaws, but he has integrity, and I admire him for it. His now-notorious statement (a quote directly from a private email he sent Naomi - an email she deliberately admitted into public court documents): "I have been clear that if worse comes to worse, I will let all of this collapse into ruin, just as I believe letting the markets crash and burn is the right approach - pain now for clarity and balance later," while overly dramatic in typical Stephen Gyllenhaal style, is just his way of telling his wife that it would be far, far better to declare bankruptcy and walk away clean rather than to try to keep propping up the false edifice of their glamorous couplehood.
Now the money shot: Do Jake and Maggie know the truth about their parents, their financial and marital troubles? Of course they do. They always have. Look, when people say that they're a close family it's the truth. They are a close family. But close doesn't necessarily mean happy or harmonious, simply that they're attuned to each other's vibes all too well.
And there is real affection among them. I think more than anything else - despite everything else - this is the most evident thing about the Gyllenhaals.
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From Monicabbm
Jake's Parents Broke, Need Bailout
Jake Gyllenhaal and his sister, Maggie Gyllenhaal, may be famous actors with equally A-list squeezes, but it looks like their parents haven't been reaping the benefits of their children's success.
According to divorce documents obtained by TMZ, Stephen Gyllenhaal and Naomi Foner are in deep financial trouble. The couple, who separated last January, apparantly acquired some serious debt during the course of their marriage, including mortgage payments, home equity lines of credit against their two homes, several credit cards and "various outstanding loans."
Naomi, a screenwriter, says she had to take out a loan during the writer's strike because she had no money coming in.
Gyllenhaal allegedly told Foner of their finances, "I have been clear that if worse comes to worse, I will let all of this collapse into ruin, just as I believe letting the markets crash and burn are the right approach."
Uh huh. How about just asking your kids for help?
Poor Jake!
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From moonbeams
I, too am a long time lurker. I also feel very uncomfortable with this post. All this time I have been coming here and SO impressed and touched by the kindness and the generosity and the respect I find here. This is a wonderful beautiful site!
I am a HUGE Jake fan. I have affection for his family because of that. This poster who said all these "inside" things about Jake's mother, etc. is out of line in my opinion, so I de-lurked to give my own opinion. This is none of our business. Jake is the center of attention here as he should be, and the people he loves and cares for are here because of him.
I don't think it is right for anyone to come on Jake's fansite and tell private things about his parents even if there has been a public court filing. I feel like you are tracking mud into this place and I resent it. You are certainly adding to Jake and Maggie's embarrassment by posting things on his fansites and putting it out over the internet. You are a petty player in all this. You are just trying to make yourself important.
If you are as "intimate" as you claim to be, I seriously question the good judgement of anyone confiding in you and expecting you to be a friend in time of need. You are behaving like a jealous, petty 15 year old high school kid. I think you are filled with a twisted, unbalanced fascination with these accomplished, talented people and you are stirring things up for people to take sides. You are eaten up with jealousy of Jake's mother, that is pretty clear. If you think for one minute I am going to take sides against Jake's own mother just based on some bile you spit out, you need to go see a psychiatrist.
I know I am very harsh sounding for this is my first actual post. I am truly sorry for it. Allie and Stephanie can delete it, but I wish also you would delete this person who is telling these things that we don't even know if they are true. So how is it our concern, beyond us being here for Jake? Shame on this person. Shame on her.
From http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=gyllenhaalics&action=display&num=1223506818&start=15
Posted on Sunday, November 30, 2008 by Cantara
Oh, God.
Does anyone have Stephen's e-mail address? There are few things I’d really love to share with him.
Cantara has shown herself to be a real snake. This is the woman who called WFT sinister.
Cantera posts a clear headed indictment of her craziness on her own blog and finds it amusing?
To engage with this woman is like taking up residence in a loony bin, AKA bughouse.
Lady you belong in a bughouse!
Cant one take out a restraining order on someone like this?
I'm happy that WFT was the only site that didn't jump on the Cantara bandwagon. Jakewatch fell hook, line and sinker and got very nasty with the WFT posters. They felt like special insiders thanks to Cantara's attentions. Too bad that they didn't realize that she was just using them to sell Stephen's poetry book Craptrap.
I think Jakewatch women fell for Stephen who was courting them, calling then "his daugthers" - I gather he is very charming, touchy feely and fatherly in person.
Charisma gone awry. Bad news.
What does Cantara mean when she calls IHJ "the second-largest online fan forum for her son"? Is there are larger Jake fan forum that I don't know about?
Lrger Jake forums? O good question! Inquiring minds want to know! Where else does the evil C lurk. Jeeeze! Pretty scary.
Jakewatch tried to gain power on the back of Jake's fame. They were thieves themselves.
A bigger thief (cantara) showed up and used Jakewatch as her tools.
"A un voleur, un voleur et demi."
Neither Jakewatch nor Cantara have any right to speak. Only family ought to speak: in the court. Not here.
3:19 PM: Anyone can read moonbeams' post at Gyllenhaalics (IHJ) because it doesn't require login to read it. Why bring it here? Are you "moonbeams", who wrote it?
She's gotta mean DC, right?
one of the "sinister" sites.
no longer sinister. babblers used their Bon Ami to clean out the nasty homo stuff.
4:09PM - I didn't go out of my way to bring Moonbeams post here. I copied it directly off of Cantara's site. My whole post is copied directly from Cantara's site to show that she did indeed post the original comment on IHJ. Some people didn't believe that Cantara had actually written the IHJ post.
So where's the link?
The jakewatch girls were holier-than-thou. I was happy when they got a taste of their own medicine from Stephen.
Here's the link
"The jakewatch girls were holier-than-thou. I was happy when they got a taste of their own medicine from Stephen."
Huh. Never heard this comment before.
I thought Britpopbaby and PG very clever and they got really fucked over by Stephen and Cantera, a couple of grifters.
And they enough sense to move on, once Reese showed up.
They were trying to advance their career in journalism. Enough said.
I don't find this unusual, nor blameworthy. Everybody looks for venue to advance them upon their chosen way -
Not sure about Jake doin' all that cock-teasing but - that's hollywood. . .
whereas Britpop and PG were wonderfully entertaining. I hope they're doing well.
4:40 you're expressing a very minority opinion. where you comin' from, anyway? another planet?
who on earth could resent Britpopbaby - she's funny as hell.
Being funny and being ethical are two diffffffferent things.
I experienced no lack of moral values from JW.
what do you think of DC, gyllenbabble, WTF and OMG? I dont understand what you're getting at, 5:08.
hahahah I mean WFT not WTF.
JW made some nasty remarks about Austin at one point, and got caught up to some degree in that whole "we're not going to talk about Jake's sexuality" argument to boot, so like 4:40 I have some issues with some of the things they did--which was probably related to Cantera and Stephen. In particular I remember that a post of theirs on Austin, using a picture of him in those rainboots of his, that set off a whole big to do over the subject. They started censoring themselves, and discouraged people from talking about Austin, probably in the vain hope that it would land them an interview with Jake if they were good little soldiers.
this doesnt sound like lack of "ethical sensitivity."
fan sites are pretty rough and tumble. dont know how to avoid it.
In particular I remember that a post of theirs on Austin, using a picture of him in those rainboots of his, that set off a whole big to do over the subject.
This post?
Jake Watch - MOMENTS OF REFLECTION: AUSTIN NICHOLS
I think that's the one. Unless I'm having a brain freeze, a few days after running that post the shit hit the fan, so to speak, with regards to the subject, and they did a whole 180 degree turn.
Second, I've known Stephen, Jake's father, for three and a half years, and our association has been pretty intimate. I think I understand his mind and heart more than anyone in the world and believe me, neither are easy terrains to explore.
So, are they boning or what?! If not, Cantara is mighty touched...
The other Jake site Cantara is referrig to is Jake's crappy official fan site. According to Stephen that is the only site Jake should have, not "fan" sites like IHJ.
She sure the hell wasn't talking about DC, that's a BBM site.
Jake Watch, October 18, 2006
Part A: The Reading
Part B: The Meeting
PG'S OFFICIAL POETRY REPORT: RECENTLY DECLASSIFIED
It really is terribly inappropriate and very unprofessional for a publisher to be discussing sensitive family matters at all, nevermind posting them on public blogs. She's the only one in the world who understands Stephen? Please.
British rugby league adopts stance against homophobia: "League officials say posters and logos carrying the message, 'Some people are gay. Get over it!' will be displayed at rugby league grounds, in programs and fan areas, as a bid to promote LGBT integration in the sport.
"who on earth could resent Britpopbaby - she's funny as hell."
I agree!
"I experienced no lack of moral values from JW."
I agree with this statement also.
They were funny as hell.
Toothy mention by Ted today. Another clue that it is Jake. When asked what toothy is up to lately, Ted says "death by boredom". Sounds like Jake alright.
I think the JakeWatch girls were young and naive and so easily led astray. They so wanted to meet Jake and thought Cantara could make it happen. They were biased as a result, but it's a blog, not the news. Bias is allowed.
This is the woman who called WFT sinister.
And DC flabby LOL.
"Toothy mention by Ted today. Another clue that it is Jake. When asked what toothy is up to lately, Ted says "death by boredom". Sounds like Jake alright."
Sounds like Ted is bored with his story too!!
Dear Ted:
I loved reading your quotes and the mention of Toothy Tile in the Chicago Tribune article about why there are no out leading men in Hollywood. It's always a pleasure to hear you giving your opinion about this topic. I'd like to ask you a question: Is there anything new or upcoming in Toothy Tile's world?
—Claire
Dear Growin' Up Toothy:
Yes, death by boredom.
The Awful Truth - Monday
Bitch-Back! Years Later, Toothy Still Running Ya Wild
Dear Ted:
Soon it will be the fourth anniversary of Toothy Tile, the young closeted movie star who wanted to come out at a certain time in his life. I'm not waiting any longer for this to happen. Tell me, does Toothy secretly still have a coming-out wish? Can we expect something to celebrate for his fourth-year anniversary?
—Justwondering
Dear Happy Gayversary:
In order: Hip-hip-homo-hooray! Nor am I. Yes. Getting cemented in the back of the closet work for you?
Dear Ted:
Please, Ted, give us some sanity. I've been reading Reese Witherspoon's quotes about love and marriage, all part of her new movie promotion, of course. Her biggest admission? She's too trusting and loving! Yeah, that's how she got to the top of the Hollywood heap. If she can't be honest can she at least be quiet? Calming down now.
—Patricia
Dear Golden:
She's got her Oscar and her status. She doesn't need to play the game anymore. Or that one, anyways.
Dear Ted:
I'm just wondering if one of your closeted Blind Vices would actually portray a gay man in a movie? Wouldn't you think that would be a little too life-imitating-art for someone who was trying to make the world believe otherwise?
—abronson
Dear Nice Try:
Is that just a way of trying to guess the talented Heath Ledger? Respect the dead!
The Awful Truth - Tuesday
In order:
Q: Soon it will be the fourth anniversary of Toothy Tile, the young closeted movie star who wanted to come out at a certain time in his life.
A: Hip-hip-homo-hooray!
Q: I'm not waiting any longer for this to happen.
A: Nor am I
Q: Tell me, does Toothy secretly still have a coming-out wish?
A: Yes.
Q: Can we expect something to celebrate for his fourth-year anniversary?
A: Getting cemented in the back of the closet work for you?
Soon it will be the fourth anniversary of Toothy Tile
How time flies!
Q: Tell me, does Toothy secretly still have a coming-out wish?
A: Yes
Jake could fool me :)
Kirsten Dunst has a obtained a restraining order against her stalker, who keeps showing up at her house. In the order, Kirsten states: "Mr. Smith's sudden, aggressive, and harassing efforts to contact me are extremely frightening. I fear not only for my own personal safety, but also for the safety and well being of my housemate and assistant." [ET]
Britpopbaby came on WFT several times to make waves. She made several very nasty comments to and about the WFT posters. She was also a huge proponent of the JiS contingent. Cantara told her that Jake was straight so Brit tried to shove that piece of info down the throats of everyone at WFT. She believed everything Cantara told her.
I agree wit 10:04, the girls were naive, and also Stephen was egging them on, telling them, essentially, that they were part of the family, "his daugthers", pleased to be considered "hip" himself - Stephen waa trying to get in on the act, whatever the hell he thot was "the act", which was, actually, Jake.
Does "cemented in the back of the closet" mean what I tbink it means?
Being naive and gullible doesn't excuse you for being a bully. Brit was a bully. Go back and look at the older WFT posts. She even took a bunch of the WFT posts out of context and posted them on cantara's blog to try to make the WFT posters look like fools. She worked closely with Cantara to try to destroy WFT. She was not a nice person at all.
Yeah I think the lil fucker's gonna seal the deal -
Another prop for the Britpop - she got out when the going was good - as soon as Reese appeared on the scene.
Britpop closed her blog after she realized that her affiliation with Cantara was getting her nowhere. She thought she was going to get a big exclusive interview with jake but he never even acknowledged her existence. Maybe she got wind of the real nature of the relationship between Stephen and Cantara and got out before the sh*t hit the fan. Jake wouldn't have been too happy with fans who were so intimate with Cantara.
Well, whatever: her timing was good. My timing is terrible.
I hope he gets married on his birthday and dies a horrible death.
7.53 thanks for telling it how it was.
Wow, 8:34. Just...wow.
WEHT Cantara's husband Michael?
Stephen is not having an affaire with Cantera, he is boning someone else. Her husband michael looks like Charles Manson and she looks like one of the Manson family.
By her own account Canatara and Stephen are very intimate. She's f*cking with his brain if nothing else.
Britpop admitted that one of the reasons she started Jake Watch was to try and get an interview with Jake. She thought an association with Cantara would help her do this. The Jake Watch girls were very into the Gyllenhaal family. At one point, they were even discussing doing a Gyllenfamily blog. That went out the window when they got dissed by Stephen.
On some airplane trip she laid her head upon his shoulder. I think that's it. The rest is in her crazed brain.
Stephen is perhaps a beached whale and he mistakes her flattery for the ocean, or something. Maybe he's a dipsomaniac. Grandiosity is a symptom. Also damaged brain cells.
Who didnt want an "interview" haha with Jake and who recently spent six thousand dollars plus plane ticket to England with expectation of getting a feel? Huh? Huh?
Reese Witherspoon at Los Angeles International Airport on Monday.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/12/02/reese-witherspoon-lax-2/
Yep, he's not with cantera. That woman looks like a square dwarf. (see her album)
The Gyllenhaal men are into dwarves, I guess.
Some kinda Scandavian thing, perhaps, the famous Nordic dwarves of both fairytales and actual presence in Scandanavian communities.
No, we aren't.
Ahem cough cough
LOL
Cute review of Milk from TIME Magazine:
Gays, like blacks, won their rights the hard way: by petitioning in the streets and the courts. For inspiration and public persuasion, each group needed an urgent spokesman. Blacks had MLK (Martin Luther King Jr.) and gays had MILK — Harvey Milk. This bustling, poignant biopic, written by Dustin Lance Black and directed by Gus Van Sant, tells the story of the New Yorker who moved to San Francisco in 1972 and organized gay society, high and low, into a politically effective movement. Milk (Sean Penn) was one of the first open homosexuals elected to public office and paid dearly for the privilege when he was assassinated in 1978 by fellow city supervisor Dan White (Josh Brolin). Penn is a surprising choice for the role, but he reins in his Method bluster to create a complex, manipulative yet gentle man. Meticulously researched and admirably fair, the movie details its hero's natural political gift for convincing people that the public interest is also theirs. The election of Barack Obama proved what a band of outsiders could achieve in support of an unlikely, charismatic candidate just as the recent passage of referendums against gay marriage in three states shows that charming agitators are still needed. The film is a cinematic pamphlet about a civil rights issue that's far from resolved. So go see Milk: it's good for you. 11/26. Phillip Bray of TIME
Danny, my sweet little big man, you are big where it counts.
So go see Milk: it's good for you.
:)
^^I thought that was very cute. :)
"Danny, my sweet little big man, you are big where it counts."
That's common, with male dwarves. No statistics about lady dwarves, though. There must be some compensating features to attract a man like yourself, Jakey. 'Fess up.
cough, cough
Coughing up a hairball, pussycat?
oh dear this is getting crude, and its none of my business.
Sorry, I don't measure and tell.
Jake, you mean that Reese didn't cut yours off when she put the leash on you? Maybe one day it will grow back along with your spine.
Hollywood PR is often like bodybuilding - No pain (in the ass), no gain.
Yeah Jake let's play 20 questions, huh? Your constituency wants to know.
(Im surprised you have the nerve to even show up to talk to us, mister jake fucking gooberballZ. . . )
(who's annoyed, not me. . . )
20?!?
OK, but I will answer only with "Yes", "No", "Maybe" or "Are you fucking nuts!?!".
We know Jake, you can only say things that have been approved by the Chin and your PR. By the way, do you and Atticus compared notes on how it feels to be neutered?
Our naughty bits are fine.
Jake, you better check to be sure. I thought I saw them hanging on the Chin's keychain in a pic last week. We miss you Jake, come back to us. Just break free from the Chin.
All is here, don't worry. Just laying low for a while.
Okay, Jake: Is that love of yours that daresnt not call'st its name animal, vegetable or mineral?
Human.
Ummm. Okay. So it not yr dawg.
Is the love that you dare'st not call'st by its name - oedipal?
O gawd not yr mommy!
Are you fucking nuts!?!
Ummmm. Okay. Its not your mommy. What a relief! I was really worried about that.
Is the love you darest not speaketh its name for an obsessive compulsive sadomasochist film director who can be sometimes physically abusive, and also likes to be abused?
No.
So, I'm confused. Is Ted suggesting that Heath was on the down low or what?
Okay. We're on the scent, we're gettin' somewhere. But where?
You have stated emphatically that you are not into dwarfism although you like big dongs. who doesnt!
Do you also like large boobs? There is a theory that you are a boobaholic.
Is the love that darest not callst its name more an obsession than a love?
Do you also like large boobs?
No. No boobs please.
Is the love that darest not callst its name more an obsession than a love?
How could I know?
O Jake you are so - like - submissive! that's very sexy. and thats very YOU. glad to hear you are still YOU.
Okay, let's get on with it.
Not into dwarfism nor boobs, how about pig's blood?
Being as you are, a sweetly cut bar mitzvah boy, can it be that the love that darest not speak its name overpowers your ethnic abhorances?
No comment. Pigs got me in trouble too many times to count.
Prop 8
California Lawmakers to Introduce Resolutions to Repeal Prop 8
A press conference is being held at this hour to announce the introduction of resolutions to repeal Proposition 8 in the California legislature.
From Equality California:
"On the second day of the new 2009-10 legislative session, lawmakers in both the Senate and Assembly will introduce resolutions that support the repeal of Proposition 8. Senator Mark Leno, D-San Francisco and Assemblymember Tom Ammiano, D-San Francisco, will introduce measures specify that Prop 8 is an improper revision of the California Constitution. Significant revisions to the Constitution mandate distinct procedures and require a two-thirds vote of each house of the Legislature before going to voters. Both resolutions are sponsored by Equality California and were drafted by EQCA and the National Center for Lesbian Rights, plaintiff and lead counsel, respectively, in the marriage case brought before the California Supreme Court.... Leno’s Senate Resolution 7 and Ammiano’s Assembly Resolution (number to be assigned) specify that significant revisions to the Constitution mandate distinct procedures and require a two-thirds vote of each house of the Legislature before going to voters. The resolutions are co-authored by Sen. Christine Kehoe and Assemblymember John A. Perez, both members of the LGBT Legislative Caucus, and Senate Pro Tem Speaker Darrell Steinberg."
http://www.towleroad.com/2008/12/california-lawm.html
" Jake said...
No comment. Pigs got me in trouble too many times to count.
December 02, 2008 3:55 PM"
Sugarpuss, I think you have to answer yes, no, maybe, or are you fucking nuts.
No on pigs.
So, I'm confused. Is Ted suggesting that Heath was on the down low or what?
I didn't get it either.
Anyone mind to explain?
Ummm. No on pigs. Bueno.
No boobs, pigs, dawgs, dwarves -
O babe who's your honey?
IS the love that cannot WTF a certain pal that used to sleep on yr sofa, poor bloke, and wear tattered tweeds, and so forth?
Believe me, bud, I dont want to OUT anybody in the so-called "industry" that may well hit the dust at any time, hope you have your cash in bonds, not stocks, and man, forget what your fucked up family is doing, - anyway!
HOWEVER! yr constituency is gettin' feeble - although yr new constituency of 12 year old boys is hot - OH I GET IT I GET IT -
or, maybe not. whatever.
how many questions do I have left?
C'mon, give Heath a break. He was transparent as the day, intelligent, creative, fucked up as are all of us, give him a break. Man, I lov'd that boy. Don't touch him.
Ted mentioned Heath in BBM as another clue leading to Jake. That's typical of Ted. He's not suggesting anything about Heath.
4:24 here, to make clear my post is directed to "Jake" at 4:12.
A press conference is being held at this hour to announce the introduction of resolutions to repeal Proposition 8 in the California legislature.
Wow! :)
Ted mentioned Heath in BBM as another clue leading to Jake. That's typical of Ted. He's not suggesting anything about Heath.
K, thanks.
O babe who's your honey?
You know I can't answer that.
how many questions do I have left?
It is 21:32 and 22:30 is my bed time.
"how many questions do I have left?
It is 21:32 and 22:30 is my bed time."
G'nite, sweetie! thanks for clearing up a few points. see you in the morning.
(to be continued)
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bugs bite!
what a valuable waste of space THAT was. Sheesh.
*pouts*
Vatican Opposes UN Resolution Condemning Anti-Gay Discrimination
Yesterday, it was reported that the Vatican stated its opposition to a UN declaration formally condemning discrimination against gays because doing so would pressure nations which do not recognize same-sex unions to do so. The resolution, which the Vatican claims would "de-criminalize" same-sex unions, is set to be introduced by France on December 10th at the UN General Assembly, on the 60th anniversary of the UN declaration of human rights.
The Times reports: "Over 80 countries in the world currently outlaw same-sex relations, with punishments range from short prison sentences to life imprisonment and even death by execution. The UN declaration will not be binding, but gay rights movements hope it will lead to a UN resolution. The French minister of human rights and foreign affairs, Rama Yade, said that the EU should also 'take the lead in stopping violence against women worldwide.'"
Today, Reuters reports that the Vatican has been "attacked" for the condemnation. Once again, gays are being framed as the aggressors:
"A strongly worded editorial in Italy's mainstream La Stampa newspaper said the Vatican's reasoning was 'grotesque.' Pointing out that homosexuality was still punishable by death in some Islamic countries, the editorial said what the Vatican really feared was a 'chain reaction in favor of legally recognized homosexual unions in countries, like Italy, where there is currently no legislation.' Franco Grillini, founder and honorary president of Arcigay, Italy's leading gay rights group, said the Vatican's reasoning smacked of 'total idiocy and madness... 'The French resolution, which is supported by all 27 members of the European Union, has nothing to do with gay marriage. It is about stopping jail and the death penalty for homosexuals,' Grillini told Reuters."
http://www.towleroad.com/2008/12/vatican-opposes.html
"what a valuable waste of space THAT was. Sheesh.
Sorry you were bored. You must lead a really exciting life.
BI
Which in-the-news celebrity is worried that his relationships with a transexual escort and a rent boy are going to hit the newsstands? (Popbitch)
How lovely. So the Vatican would rather see discrimination & human rights violations up to and including the execution of homosexual people because it might lead to tolerant attitudes about same sex unions? It's not even about that, it's about a human rights issue. And this comes from the Vatican. Isn't religion wonderful? Some corporations could take lessions from the Catholic Church in how to spin facts. Don't they follow their own tenets? :(
do you and Atticus compared notes on how it feels to be neutered?
Eeek! Don't waste your 20 questions!
4:38 -- We need to ask about Baby Tile! real or not real, human or pet, girl or boy, California / New York / Massachusetts / London / Morocco ...
Hard to word the questions for answers that are only Y/N/M/AYFN !
acc'g to 20 question rules there is only one subject, in this case, who is the object of the love that darest not speak its name.
I can see how we might slip in the BT question, but be careful, a slip of the lip might sink the ship.
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