Tuesday 12 August 2008

Bananas

August 8, 2008

Blind Vice Friday! Closeted Stars Are Dummies!

This is just great. Not only is Crotch Uh-Lastic, whom you all met last week—-and whom I could have sworn it would be at least a few weeks before we all said hullo to again—really does have his brains stuffed deep inside his paramours’ overly tight swimsuits. See, the big-screen idol, whose pics make all kinds of bucks because their themes are all so brilliantly multiplatform, is doing things just like Toothy Tile. Now that word’s just beginning to get out that Crotch loves to lure "straight" men back to his Hollywood pad and have them don all sorts of skimpy swimwear (just so CUL can slowly take it right off), Crotchy-poo’s pullin’ an emergency Toothy!

Suddenly, Crotch's rarely seen (female) significant other is out at events more. Suddenly, the S.O.'s mentioned in media interviews. Suddenly, the S.O., who’s more East Coast based, is in Hell-Ay! None of this happened until more than just days prior to last week's baddy Blind, believe me. Oh, and then—quite the opposite—gone missing are Mr. U.L.’s previously very homo-friendly statements to the press. It’s all so Rock Hudson, really. Or Toothy Tile, as I said before. Now, a word to the surreptitious swim fan: T2, even though a surprisingly large amount of folks are buying this ersatz domesticity you're pulling off so well in the tabloids and such, it ain’t gonna work with you, bro. At least, not while you’re having nooky delivered to your house in limos. At least Tooth keeps it somewhat discreet with the BF!

And It Ain't: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Matthew Broderick, Sean "Diddy" Combs

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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August 11, 2008

Dear Ted:
Maybe the new site should be dubbed the Big Banana? You should put a little more fear into Toothy Tile by revealing another Blind Vice. Game?
Lori

Dear Dare-Doll:
You bet. But judging from the way Crotch Uh-Lastic is gaining closeted-sex game playing on our beloved Tooth, I dare say it’ll be he who’s uncovered before Tooth — shall we dub him Toothy 2? Let’s!

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth

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Anonymous said...

It's boring every year the same actors seem to be nominated. Leo will probably get a nomination again, but I'd really like to see Pitt get one for Benjamin Button. The trailer looked good and pre screenings were positive too.
Of course it'd be great if Jake got a nomination for Brothers and Heath for TDK.

Anonymous said...

Heath is all but assured a nomination for TDK. Most likely for best supporting actor. He is now actually the odds on favorite to win. Should be some night

Anonymous said...

Heath is all but assured a nomination for TDK. Most likely for best supporting actor. He is now actually the odds on favorite to win. Should be some night.

There's some speculation he could be snubbed. Academy usually prefers the performances in Oscar baity films. In the next 4 months plenty of the so called Oscar baity films will be released.

Anonymous said...

Sign the petition to get Heath Ledger nominated for an Oscar ®

HeathLedger.com

Anonymous said...

Sign the petition to get Heath Ledger nominated for an Oscar ®

HeathLedger.com


There's a petition? Ok, I'll sign. ;)

Anonymous said...

I don't think a petition will change the Academy's mindes if they decide against a nomination.

Anonymous said...

If the report about the pre screenings for Brothers is true, it was well received by the audience. They could have a shot.

Anonymous said...

(I think he expected Rendition would be for him)

(he,he...Jakey is such a jealous bitch)

YOU really sound Jealous, Really.. Lets get this right. BBM was a milestone for Heath and Jake. I guess you don't realize this, huh? If it was not a milestone for Jake and he did not do as well as Heath, most people would not be here now, including YOU. Some of us think he did just as well. Most poster here now never paid attention to Jake until BBM.
Jake also won an Award, a BAFTA, to be exact for his performance in BBM and it was well deserved IMO. Heath should have won one also or something, but
P.S. Hoffman was sure to win all awards in Heath's category that year. Although IMO Toby Jones's Capote (Infamous) was much better.

(I think Reese was miscast in Rendition.)

I thought Rendition was OK. Friends I went to see it with really liked Reese's performance. No, they are not into TT, Ted C., GG, Reeke etc. Don't even know of this world. Funny, they thought Jake was miscast. They thought a stronger lead male would have been better, or should I say stronger camanding voice lead male.
I thought all of the Middle eastern actors were brilliant. They moved me the most.

Anonymous said...

^^I think he expected Rendition would be for him what Brokeback was for Heath^^

My comment was for this post

Anonymous said...

One thing's for sure, Jake was hot in Rendition.

Anonymous said...

"How do you know they DID care enough?"

And how do YOU know they didn't?

The fact that they were divorced and had other kids supports your theory, right? Wow, narrow-minded much?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad they cast Jake and Heath. They were hot together in BBM.

Anonymous said...

kiss

Anonymous said...

Brothers is being received pretty well but it is a long shot for any noms.

Anonymous said...

Brothers is being received pretty well but it is a long shot for any noms.

There's hope.

Anonymous said...

5:16 PM

Thank you for explain to me the reasons why i'm posting here.
Despite we don't know each other and we never will you can totally see through my mind and soul.It's so amazing that scares me a little.

I think Jake is as competitive as any other young actor in HW,nothing wrong with that.
Remember: There are more actors than roles in that industry and a little of sane competition isn't hurtful.I'm sure actors compare each others careers all the time.

and ok, maybe Jake isn't jealous
but i still think he is a bitch.

bye,bye.....

Anonymous said...

(Despite we don't know each other and we never will you can totally see through my mind and soul.It's so amazing that scares me a little.)

Hummm tell this to Jake G. 5:49
bye

Anonymous said...

5:49 Don't go!
There's room for everybody here, I think your post might have some truth in it and it was funny too.

Anonymous said...

Lainey said Jake was a bit jealous, because Heath got more praise. But that's just normal in such a situation. Still it was a triumph for both of them. Maybe Lainey even made it up, she's a bitch anyway. ;)

Anonymous said...

Despite we don't know each other and we never will you can totally see through my mind and soul.It's so amazing that scares me a little.)

Hummm tell this to Jake G. 5:49
bye


I will!!! Can you pass me his phone number?

Anonymous said...

spit

There was more than a little string of spit, when I watched on my dvd it was definitely more spit than just one string.

Anonymous said...

I will!!! Can you pass me his phone number?

I want his number too, but I fear he'd hang up. :(

Anonymous said...

Ok, 5:53 PM
I'll stay but only because of you (ha ha ha)

Anonymous said...

When the movie first came out, some fans noticed the spit string and thought it was in the script. LOL. But how can you create a spit string on purpose? I think Ang was just lucky they gave each other a wet kiss.

Seriously, Jake and Heath can be proud of their work in this film and I don't mean the love scenes only. ;)

Anonymous said...

Eyes to the camera, Jakey!

Anonymous said...

6:14, that pic is hilarious. What was Jake thinking? I probably shouldn't know. ;)

Anonymous said...

What would Heath think if he saw Jake's little "ledgerection".

Jakey

We are dirty people here.

Anonymous said...

6:18 What I like best about that pic is that Heath seems totally oblivious to Jake's stare, so lulzy!

Anonymous said...

The way Jake looks at men that he is attracted to is incredible. No man looks at another that way unless he is totally enamored with him.

Anonymous said...

Jake, Jake, Jake I know. The package looks good, don't it.

Anonymous said...

"Despite we don't know each other and we never will you can totally see through my mind and soul.It's so amazing that scares me a little."

I think Jake G. called poster 5:49 and told them this. Sounds like something Jake would say.

Anonymous said...

he uses the word amazing alot.

Anonymous said...

Jake looked like he wanted to touch or hug him. :)

aww

Anonymous said...

The way Jake looks at men that he is attracted to is incredible. No man looks at another that way unless he is totally enamored with him.

ITA. Heath loved him too, maybe not the same way... either way Heath didn't show it. He seemed to avoid eye contact with Jake in public.

Anonymous said...

photocall

Anonymous said...

Jake looked gorgeous at the DGA's.
pic

Anonymous said...

either way Heath didn't show it. He seemed to avoid eye contact with Jake in public.

I think Heath was aware, that Jake was not aware that his (bi or gay) attraction could easily be seen, even though he is not effeminine. This kind of bugged me at times. Heath was aware of Jake sexual vibe or chemistry when they were in the spotlight (interviews, media).

Nothing screams sexual attraction for another as when Jake won the Bafta and seemed like he forgot where he was and seemingly (almost) kissed Heath before going on stage. whewwww I was like ohh nooo Jake!

Anonymous said...

Nothing screams sexual attraction for another as when Jake won the Bafta and seemed like he forgot where he was and seemingly (almost) kissed Heath before going on stage. whewwww I was like ohh nooo Jake!

When that happened, some fans said that it looked like Jake was used to doing this with Heath, judging by his reaction when he won.

Anonymous said...

^^ I thought the same thing ^^ Everyone could see it.

Anonymous said...

I was like ohh nooo Jake!

I know, I was always scared they'd show something they shouldn't, although I'm not even sure there was anything. It's so weird.

Anonymous said...

2007 when asked what their favourite film was both Jake and Heath said "Once". ;) Coincidence?

Oscars

Anonymous said...

"Brothers" and "Revolutionary Road" come out end of December. Tobey against Leo, who's film will win?

Anonymous said...

When that happened, some fans said that it looked like Jake was used to doing this with Heath, judging by his reaction when he won.

Wouldn't surprise me, I remember reading how Jake used to greet his Zodiac stand-in with a hug.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't surprise me, I remember reading how Jake used to greet his Zodiac stand-in with a hug.

I heard Heath was also touchy feely with people.

Anonymous said...

A paper compared Jake's PoP body to Pitt's Troy body. Not a bad comparison, not at all.

Anonymous said...

Brad Pitt's abs look "normal" (no steroids?) but I like him better with less muscles:

Brad Pitt in Troy

Anonymous said...

If you look at Chris Fischer's Facebook/Friends page, or his Edible Island videos, you'd never know that this man was Jake Gyllenhaal's best friend, but Chris does mention Jake in one of the videos.

It's the Edible Island video where Chris "picks up tips from farmers/fruit growers Ralph and Ethel Sherman". He fixes an interesting salad, and the says that he'd invite Jake over for a meal. You'll hear it towards the end of the video.

http://vineyard.plumtv.com/videos/edible_island_-_farmers_market

Anonymous said...

http://vineyard.plumtv.com/
videos/edible_island_-_farmers_market

Anonymous said...

Actually, I thought Jake and Chris have similar mannerisms. They grew up together, right? So, they are like brothers in a way.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 1.01 PM(8/15). That was the statement I was referring to. I was very tired and did not make myself very clear. I usually try a little harder.

I think way before Rendition, Jake expected Jarhead to be a big hit/make him a star, but it did not happen. When Rendition failed as well, he got scared.

Reese was totally wrong for Rendition. She generated no sympathy at all and that screeching voice - I could not even enjoy the trailer let alone the film.

Anonymous said...

^^someone posted a few days ago about Chris and his Edible Island videos. The poster insinuated that Chris (does) seem gay. I watched one video some months back and my first impression after seeing the video, I would assume that he (might) be gay. Chris voice and mannerism shocked me. With his looks I thought the voice would be deeper. But, that was only my impression of how I though he was, to be fair to him. But, you can never tell, I know masculine guys into sports, athletics, and only into men. Feminine one's who are Married with children and not Gay. Or so they say.

Anonymous said...

^ forgot to mention that Chris seems to be a nice guy and for whatever it's worth, I'm glad he and Jake are close.

Anonymous said...

I found out on wiki that Andrew Lloyd-Weber had three wives and five kids, so yeah, Chris can certainly be straight. Chris never look at Jake like he's home-grown orgasmic, I mean organic, produce. Of course, they could be more like brothers than anything else.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I thought Jake and Chris have similar mannerisms. They grew up together, right? So, they are like brothers in a way.

I thought so too.

Anonymous said...

Have they changed the release date for Brothers? IMDB still says 4 December 2008. But Entertainment Weekly's Fall Movie Preview ignores it completely, and it's not on their fall schedule.

Anonymous said...

Chris never look at Jake like he's home-grown orgasmic, I mean organic, produce.

Cute. :)

Anonymous said...

you'd never know that this man was Jake Gyllenhaal's best friend

Chris is Jake's best friend.

Anonymous said...

Chris seems to be a nice guy and for whatever it's worth, I'm glad he and Jake are close.

Very much so :)

Anonymous said...

7:29 & 7:32, you know this with such authority how? Looks like Jake doesn't have any friends left except for his handler, sorry meant Reese.

Anonymous said...

7:39 AM,

PR loves people like you!

Anonymous said...

5:25, this EW list doesn't mean anything. They didn't even watch all the films.

Anonymous said...

Have they changed the release date for Brothers?

Most sites (still) list December 4, 2008.

Anonymous said...

Us Weekly - Ellen DeGeneres and Fiancee Portia de Rossi to Wed This Weekend story.

669 comments.

Bloody, ignorant homophobes:

Us Weekly - Reader's comments

Anonymous said...

^^^
"I am a straight christian who happens to believe that Homosexual Muslims are being discriminated against.
If they become martyrs will the men get 72 virgin boys?"

Anonymous said...

So many homophobes in this world, it's sad.

Anonymous said...

another aww moment

Anonymous said...

Jake had great time promoting Brokeback Mountain.

Anonymous said...

Jake had great time promoting Brokeback Mountain.

LOL. He obviously did.

Anonymous said...

They are both so incredibly gorgeous in that pic 9:34 - just look at Heath too. He's got beautiful eyes as well.

Anonymous said...

They are both so incredibly gorgeous in that pic 9:34 - just look at Heath too. He's got beautiful eyes as well.

IA.

Anonymous said...

It'll be interesting to see how the interactions between Jake, Tobey and Nat will be when they start promoting Brothers.

Anonymous said...

November 13, 1998

The Sun goes in

The Sun [uk tabloid] announced a remarkable U-turn in its attitude towards homosexuals by declaring it would not out gay men and women just for the sake of exposing them. David Yelland, the editor, said his tabloid was ``no longer in the business of destroying closet gays' lives unless there is major public interest reason to do so''.

He also revealed he had sacked columnist Matthew Parris, who outed Peter Mandelson during a TV programme. It seems the policy change was ordered following the furore over The Sun's front page editorial which asked whether the country was being run by a `gay mafia'. The piece came a day after The Sun's sister paper, the News of the World, had revealed that Nick Brown, the agriculture minister, was gay. The Sun article, which was approved by Yelland, was condemned as homophobic, and appears to have caused a huge row at News International, which owns The Sun and News of the World. ``There were complaints about it from readers and seniorexecutives,'' said a source. ``It would not be unrealistic to assume Rupert Murdoch was involved. The feeling was that The Sun had gone too far.''

The pressure rose when Downing Street took a dim view of the follow up front page, which claimed: `Blair backs The Sun over gays'. Fearing a backlash, News International decided to issue a statement from Yelland. It read: `From now on The Sun will not out homosexuals unless there is major public interest reason to do so.'
...
http://www.indianexpress.com/res/web/pIe/ie/daily/19981113/31750594.html

Anonymous said...

Based on the pictures, Jake and Nat always have a great time together.

Anonymous said...

Based on the pictures, Jake and Nat always have a great time together.

I think they'll have fun promoting together.

The Jake & Heath pictures make me sad. I'm glad they seemed to enjoy each others company while promoting the movie. I think Jake will forever remember this time in his life.

Anonymous said...

5:25, this EW list doesn't mean anything. They didn't even watch all the films.

They don't WATCH all the films. EW are advertising what's coming up, that's all. These are not film reviews, just previews; the mag gets some on-set interviews, clips/trailers, and they use film synopsis, "buzz" and other stuff to flesh out their story.
Promo for Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio's upcoming drama "Revolutionary Road" is already gathering steam. Odd that Brothers wasn't mentioned. I can only conclude that it's so good the studio doesn't need to publicize it.

Anonymous said...

I can only conclude that it's so good the studio doesn't need to publicize it.

I read the previews were positive.

Anonymous said...

3,5 months before the release date - it would be nice to have something: movie stills, poster, anything.

Anonymous said...

3,5 months before the release date - it would be nice to have something: movie stills, poster, anything.

I expect all this soon.

Anonymous said...

After Brothers screening they all looked quite content. I think the movie will be well received.

Of course they make all the fuss about Revolutionary Road, it's a new Leo DiCaprio movie. He'll either be nominated for this or for Body of Lies. Award voters love him.
My feeling about Brothers is that the acting from Tobey and Jake will be strong, maybe one of them will even get a nomination, but I doubt Natalie will be anything special in this. Harvard B.A. in psychology does not a great actress make.

Anonymous said...

Thomas Newman: Brothers

Thomas Newman has been hired to compose the original score for the US remake of Susanne Bier's acclaimed drama Brothers, which featured an award-winning score by Swedish composer Johan Söderqvist. The remake is directed by veteran helmer Jim Sheridan (My Left Foot) who is working with Thomas Newman for the first time. Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman and Tobie Maguire top the impressive cast of the film, which is scheduled to premiere on December 4, distributed by M-G-M.

Thomas Newman, who recently scored Pixar's latest hit, Wall-E, also has the score for American Beauty director Sam Mendes Revolutionary Road coming up.

http://upcomingfilmscores.blogspot.com/2008/08/thomas-newman-brothers.html

Anonymous said...

How cool would it be if Jake was nominated for Brothers, Anne for Rachel's wedding, Michelle for Wendy and Lucy and Heath for TDK?
That would be awsome.

Anonymous said...

Cannes Review: Wendy and Lucy

Director Kelly Reichardt's much-anticipated follow-up to her critically acclaimed 2006 fest circuit hit, Old Joy, continues to show Reichardt's remarkable gift for classically simple, deeply engaging storytelling. Wendy and Lucy is the story of Wendy (Michelle Williams), a down-on-her-luck girl who's hoping to turn things around for herself with a summer job at a fishing cannery in Alaska.
...
That Williams carries the entire film through moments like this is a testament to her under-appreciated abilities as an actress. She's grown tremendously over the past few years, and with two films at Cannes this year (she's also got a major role in Charlie Kaufman's Synecdoche, NY), she may be finally moving into a new realm in her career.

http://www.cinematical.com/2008/05/26/cannes-review-wendy-and-lucy/1#c12324633

Anonymous said...

Wendy and Lucy

Release date - December 10, 2008

Anonymous said...

11:32, Michelle's a great actress. I have a good feeling about her career.

Anonymous said...

3,5 months before the release date - it would be nice to have something: movie stills, poster, anything.

Yeah, it's weird.

Anonymous said...

Rachel McAdams tells the NYT:

"I also like screen tests, where they put you in a room with your male co-star. They want to see if the two of you have chemistry together. There’s something wonderfully old-fashioned about a chemistry test. During a movie, chemistry is so important, and yet they just assume actors can fake their way through it. That doesn’t always work."

In ‘‘The Notebook,’’ you and Ryan Gosling had amazing chemistry. Are love scenes difficult?
"They’re strange. A kiss with anyone, on or off camera, can be intimidating. I’ve been kissing for nearly two decades now, and I’m always convinced I’m not doing it right. Chemistry is so important in a great kiss. You can act your way through anything, but it’s hard with a kiss. It’s much better if there’s an attraction." link

Ang Lee's "screen test" for Jake and Heath was a meeting over dinner. Wonder how he assessed the attraction...

Anonymous said...

Ang Lee's "screen test" for Jake and Heath was a meeting over dinner. Wonder how he assessed the attraction...

I'm gonna say it, good thing not many read this blog (I think). But only blind people can't see the attraction between Jake and Heath. Not saying they ever acted on it, but I think they were attracted to each other. You don't need "screen tests" to see that. LOL.

Anonymous said...

"The poster insinuated that Chris (does) seem gay. I watched one video some months back and my first impression after seeing the video, I would assume that he (might) be gay."

My gaydar went off with Chris a few months ago, and now it's ringing non-stop.

"Chris never look at Jake like he's home-grown orgasmic, I mean organic, produce. Of course, they could be more like brothers than anything else."

I've seen intensely suggestive pictures that point towards lovers (or good friends who have, and still, mess around on occasion).

"Actually, I thought Jake and Chris have similar mannerisms. They grew up together, right? So, they are like brothers in a way. "

Uh, just because they grew up together does not mean that their relationship is just brotherly. They have a lot in common, and I don't think that it's just cooking, mannerisms and family ties. Ahem. ;)

"Chris *is* Jake's best friend."

You don't know that. My statement was accurate because Jake did say that they were best friends a long time ago. We don't know what their relationship is now. I hope that they are still best friends, but the psychic infestation of Reeke makes that unlikely.

ITA with 7:39. I think that there are a lot of people at Disney, 360 and in Reese's circle who want to cut Jake off from as much of his former life as possible. Lonely, isolated people are easy to manipulate.

Anonymous said...

Ang Lee pretty much asked Jake in an interview if he was really straight. Of course Jake smartly answered the question without saying yes or no.

Anonymous said...

Ang Lee pretty much asked Jake in an interview if he was really straight. Of course Jake smartly answered the question without saying yes or no.

I remember that interview. I think Jake's bi and Heath either bi curious or someone who experimented a couple times, but mostly into women though.

Anonymous said...

I hope that they are still best friends, but the psychic infestation of Reeke makes that unlikely.

It's highly unlikely that Reeke can influence such friendship.

Anonymous said...

I remember that interview.

Link please!

Anonymous said...

I think Jake's bi and Heath either bi curious or someone who experimented a couple times, but mostly into women though.

My opinion is that Jake's gay but ITA with you on Heath. I think he was a man that tried a lot of things in and out of bed, he seemed too wild and reckless for his own good unfortunately.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't it known that Chris has/had girlfriend? Now he has escaped the city and his priority seems to be the family farm. Jake and Chris seem to have gone in opposite directions of late. Maybe Jake is working (bearding) hard to get the money so they can eventually open a restaurant in Martha's Vinyard? ;-)

Anonymous said...

Link please!

Oh wow, I read it like 3 years or so ago. Don't know if I can find it. I'll try. Perhaps other posters saved it or something.

Anonymous said...

Heath's gone, Austin has faded into the background, Chris is in his own little world, and Jake's wrapped around Reese's little finger. Is this God's joke on us?

Anonymous said...

Austin and Chris can't be used for Reeke marketing. That's all.

Anonymous said...

{I've seen intensely suggestive pictures that point towards lovers (or good friends who have, and still, mess around on occasion). }

I've seen this a number of times and this was before I knew who Chris was. When Jake was with Kirsten and Chris out and about, on many occasions my senses where that he and Chris's maganetism was first and foremost, and Chris was there whether he wanted to be or not (the look on Chris's face).
Sorry, that's what I read into those first glances of those pictures years ago. I know the (he's Jake's best friend Mafia) will flood the post with attacks, but none of us (none of us) know if they were more than friends and if would not make any difference to me one way or the other.


(Uh, just because they grew up together does not mean that their relationship is just brotherly. They have a lot in common, and I don't think that it's just cooking, mannerisms and family ties. Ahem. ;))

I agree with you 100%. Let's just say they are very, very close. They do talk alike and have the same mannerisms.

Anonymous said...

Heath's gone, Austin has faded into the background, Chris is in his own little world, and Jake's wrapped around Reese's little finger. Is this God's joke on us?


It's not a good time right now.

Anonymous said...

{(Wasn't it known that Chris has/had girlfriend? )}

And???

Jake has had girlfriends!
Heath has had many girlfriends!
Austin has had girlfriends and was engaged!

Lindsey Lohan has had boyfriends but look now!

Hell, I had many girlfriends and was engaged before I realized I liked men more!

What's your point????

Anonymous said...

I think Chris is really just a good friend. I think I read, even his best friend. Austin is another thing.

Anonymous said...

Jake and Chris are childhood friends, from vineyard summer community. G family seems to have sort of adopted Chris when Chris's mother died, of cancer, a couple of years ago.

I was sort of delighted to have my gaydar twitch when I saw edible island videos - surprise surprise -
'cause Chris is adorable! - however doesnt mean Chris and Jake are or have ever been a pair. But wouldnt it be lovely?

Anonymous said...

Chris and Naomi

Anonymous said...

Speaking of edible island! looks like edible Chris, according to Naomi!

Anonymous said...

A film may get positive reviews but the studio also assesses what kind of box office its going to draw, the comeptition etc. So even if Brothers is a good film, they may not give it a lot of promo or effort if they dont think the subject matter will entice an audience. It's all about the money afterall.

My 6th sense says Jake and Chris fooled around in their youth and may still be occassional f--k buddies, but the heat is long gone and it's just friendship remaining. The heat is reserved for Austin, punctuated by lust for Heath, cute blonds in the park, trainers etc. Jake's face does reveal all. Oh, and yes my gaydar pinged off the chart first time I saw an Edible Island video.

Anonymous said...

12:24PM, good point. I don't get the people who come to this site, of all places, and say things like "he had a girlfriend" as if that's supposed to settle someone's sexuality. Naive and ridiculous.

Maybe this old Page Six story can help them get a clue about how things can be.

April 16, 2007 -- JANN Wenner has been stepping out on his long-term life partner and co-father of his young son, Matt Nye.

The publisher of Rolling Stone, Us Weekly and Men's Journal - who dumped his wife, Jane, of 28 years for pretty-boy fashion designer Nye in 1995 - has been spotted around town with Neal Boulton, the editor-in-chief of Men's Fitness magazine. Boulton is married, to a woman, with kids.

Wenner and Boulton "have been seeing each other for a number of weeks," our source said. Most recently, the two were spotted brashly embracing and kissing each other outside the Time Warner Center, at Columbus Circle, last week. The publishing pooh-bahs only ended their clinch when a by-stander started snapping their picture. The two then quickly hopped into Wenner's Mercedes and sped off, our source added.

Wenner's first relationship melted down in 1995 when he walked out on Jane Schindelheim, the mother of his three kids, to take up with Nye, who is 19 years his junior. That relationship appeared to be monogamous and in very good shape - even though, bizarrely, Wenner has never actually divorced Jane, who remains a partner in his Wenner Media publishing empire.

Wenner and Nye further cemented their partnership last year by having a baby boy, Noah, via a surrogate. Sources added that in the last few months the two were looking to add another child to their family and recently visited the same California surrogacy clinic they used with Noah.

It isn't clear whether Nye is aware of his partner's cozy relationship with Boulton, whose leadership at Men's Fitness has made it one of the better-selling titles in the troubled American Media stable, which includes the National Enquirer and Star.


Old news, and then a lot of fun stuff happened that I won't bore everyone with. But this one blog comment drives the point home:

"Neal Boulton is an opportunist, no, a character actor, who is 'playing' the gay community, so that he can claim with yet another successful magazine relaunch to his resume. The truth is that Jann Wenner was not Neal Boulton's biggest secret, nor is the fact that he sleeps with men, it's THE FACT that that he continues to sleep with tons of women, as he has throughout his entire marriage. I am only one of many who know."

Anonymous said...

My feeling about Brothers is that the acting from Tobey and Jake will be strong, maybe one of them will even get a nomination, but I doubt Natalie will be anything special in this. Harvard B.A. in psychology does not a great actress make."

She isn't a good actress. She is just beautiful and photographs well. You need more than that to be a good actress.

Anonymous said...

1:35 PM, thanks for posting. Those men have very interesting sex and family lives :)

Anonymous said...

Haunted by Jake...or Heath?

"Ms. Dunst is never photographed hopping in and out of chauffeured SUVs in five-inch heels. Instead, she roams around in Warishofer sling-back sandals—the grandma shoe that’s become part of the downtown vintage aesthetic—portraying a kind of new, seemingly accessible celebrity that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams personified by moving to Brooklyn and walking the streets without the bodyguards or disguises employed by their Los Angeles counterparts. “The Beatrice was Heath’s haunt,” the male model said. “You could always find him there, having a drink on his own at the bar, his bike locked up outside. I think it taught all these other stars how to be that kind of cool and how much people there appreciate it.”

The Reinvention of Kirsten Dunst

Anonymous said...

Heath seemed to be a cool dude. No wonder Jake admired him so much.

Anonymous said...

Haunted by Jake...or Heath?

Ruined by Jake!

"In 2002, she started dating the actor Jake Gyllenhaal. In the aftermath of their breakup in 2004, she began to be sighted in L.A. in questionable states of sobriety in the company of various actors; the gossip blogger Perez Hilton took to calling her Kirsten Drunkst."

Anonymous said...

Other members of Ms. Dunst’s rotating entourage include Sara Moonves, daughter of CBS CEO Les Moonves; Carlos Quirarte, who works for the premium denim brand Earnest Sewn; and the actor Josh Hartnett.

Hm... there are drug stories about Josh Hartnett.

Anonymous said...

Hm... there are drug stories about Josh Hartnett.

He's a druggie, she's a druggie. Great fit!

Anonymous said...

"Heath seemed to be a cool dude."

Except for the self destructing part. :(

Anonymous said...

Jakey broke her heart?

I don't know about this. I like her for some weird reason.

I agree Heath was cool.Jake just can't pull off such an amount of cool. He's SO Hollywood. But when he was with Kirsten he wasn't so uptight. She drank, did drugs and they fucked like rabbits in the changing rooms but I liked them together. I can't imagine Reese having a drink at the bar.

Why did I bring up Reese? You can slap me now.

Anonymous said...

I read somewhere that Heath and Kiki dated briefly before her relationship with Jake.

Anonymous said...

I read somewhere that Heath and Kiki dated briefly before her relationship with Jake.

I don't think they dated, I think they were and remained friends. During the TDK shoot there were pics of Heath, Kiki and another friend hanging out in a park.

Anonymous said...

Michelle and Kiki were in the movie together. What was that? I remember them running around together in raincoats and screaming

Anonymous said...

Jakey broke her heart?

I don't think so. More likely they got bored with each other.

Anonymous said...

Kirsten and Michelle are friends too, according to Kirsten. Honestly, I hope they are not too close friends, I don't think she'd be a good influnce for Matilda. You know with all the drug and alcohol rumors surrounding Kirsten.

Anonymous said...

Michelle and Kiki were in the movie together. What was that? I remember them running around together in raincoats and screaming

They did the movie "Dick" together and according to Kirsten they stayed friends. She mentioned it in an interview maybe a year ago.

Anonymous said...

I don't think they dated, I think they were and remained friends. During the TDK shoot there were pics of Heath, Kiki and another friend hanging out in a park.

Yeah, probably not. I know the pics yo're talking about.

Not many people like Kiki but I do, she's fucked up alright but she's real and genuine unlike the two members of Reeke.

Anonymous said...

she's fucked up alright but she's real and genuine unlike the two members of Reeke

ITA

Anonymous said...

"Dick"? Who in the Hell came up with that title? lol

Anonymous said...

In my opinion, neither fucked up Kiki nor pretentious Reeke are good.

Anonymous said...

Is there a good girl for Jake?

Maybe he should stick to the boys;)

Anonymous said...

Is there a good girl for Jake?

Maybe he should stick to the boys;)


Gals: Anne Hathaway, Rachel MacAdams

Men: Keanu Reeves, George Clooney

Anonymous said...

"The boy still has a lot to learn, we need to talk" -
- George Clooney's thoughts when he saw Jake about to kiss Heath when he won the Bafta

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

3:02 Ha! Did GC really say that? Do you have a link?

Anonymous said...

3:02 Ha! Did GC really say that? Do you have a link?

I think 3:02 was just kidding.

Anonymous said...

3:15. do you really believe someone can read Clooney's thoughts?


Not that I wouldn't give everything to know what Jake was thinking when he bent over to Heath

Anonymous said...

Not that I wouldn't give everything to know what Jake was thinking when he bent over to Heath

I'd like to know too.

Anonymous said...

Reese Witherspoon is not only woman to covet Jake Gyllenhaal

While Reese Witherspoon had no reason to fear that her boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal, would stray while he was in London working on Prince of Persia, the actress has discovered that she is not the only person to seek his affections.

Mandrake hears that a woman who was working at Ealing at the same time as the 27-year-old Hollywood actor has been banned from the celebrated studios for life after expressing her feelings for him. The woman, who is said to be an employee of Slingshot productions, posted a Mills & Boon-type note on the wall in her office praising Gyllenhaal as an object of romantic passion.

A mischievous colleague took the note and slipped it under the door of one of the trailers for the film, allegedly sparking a major stalker alert. It is even claimed that Jerry Bruckheimer, the film's producer, telephoned Ealing from Los Angeles to demand that the person responsible for writing the note be fired.

This is, however, denied by Bruckheimer, whose spokesman tells me: "No such phone call was made." The studio is said to have pointed out that it couldn't sack the woman because she didn't work for Ealing. Instead, she was allegedly banned for life.

A Slingshot spokesman says: "I am aware of the incident you are talking about, but we do not want to comment." Ealing Studios also declines to discuss the matter.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mandrake/2570805/Reese-Witherspoon-is-not-only-woman-to-covet-Jake-Gyllenhaal.html

Anonymous said...

Is it me or that "story" makes no sense at all?

Anonymous said...

ha, ha, ha, hi, ho, ha, ha, he, ha

Anonymous said...

3:30, I kinda feel sorry for the woman.
Overreaction much?

Anonymous said...

The story sounds like BS.

The woman ... posted a Mills & Boon-type note on the wall in her office... mischievous colleague took the note and slipped it under the door of one of the trailers...

One of the trailers?
I could understand "major stalker alert" if the note was found in Jake's trailer and if the woman in question put the note there.

Anonymous said...

ha, ha, ha, hi, ho, ha, ha, he, ha

Word.

Anonymous said...

Keep in mind it was reported that Jake asked the staff at a NYC restaurant to instruct other diners not to look at him.

I'm sure note-leaving is equally intolerable to Jakey.

Anonymous said...

Don't be silly! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Keep in mind it was reported that Jake asked the staff at a NYC restaurant to instruct other diners not to look at him.

I'm sure note-leaving is equally intolerable to Jakey.


It was just one woman, Jake told the waiter to tell her to stop looking at him.

Anonymous said...

Guys, you shouldn't believe everything you read in blogs.

Anonymous said...

It was just one woman, Jake told the waiter to tell her to stop looking at him.

Yeah, right.

Anonymous said...

4:30, it may have happened or not.
Actually, I don't really care. I'd rather talk about Jake's love life. It's much more fun.

Anonymous said...

The woman, who is said to be an employee of Slingshot productions, posted a Mills & Boon-type note on the wall in her office praising Gyllenhaal as an object of romantic passion.

Since when is posting a note in one's office considered a stalking?

Anonymous said...

Im surprised half the film crew isnt sliding mash notes under the door of JBG's trailer, him goin' about all beefed up and half nekkid like that.

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Anonymous said...

"I'd rather talk about Jake's love life, it's much more fun. . ."

Whoooeeee! You bet!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, right.

Ummm it could very well be true.

Anonymous said...

Ummm it could very well be true.

... and the woman who "reported" it could be rude and inconsiderate. Why should we presume she was a perfect lady?

Anonymous said...

4:44pm If I were on the film crew I'd slip notes under Jake’s trailer door asking him to please put a shirt on. All that fake looking buff’s not sexy, sorry to say.

Anonymous said...

LOL! No need for that because he did have a shirt on in London.

Anonymous said...

Gals: Anne Hathaway, Rachel MacAdams

Men: Keanu Reeves, George Clooney


I would LOVE to see George and Jake doing a movie together.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Is there a good girl for Jake?

Maybe he should stick to the boys;)"

Girls; Jessica Biel, Kate Winslet and Drew Barrymore

Guys; Rafael Nadal,Taylor Hanson and Orlando Bloom

Anonymous said...

Kate Winslet - 5 years - husband would be perfect!

Anonymous said...

Kate Winslet is too in love with DiCaprio. But he seems to prefer supermodels and boys.

Anonymous said...

I agree that fake looking buff is not sexy. but he's driving some people nuts with that look.

(shrug)

Anonymous said...

"maybe he should stick to the boys"

boyz are cute but I'll lay money he's gonna fall for an older man, director, maybe, or - my own candidate, Bsrdem.

Anonymous said...

Kate Winslet's Husband Directs "Weird" Leonardo DiCaprio Love Scenes

It was more than a little awkward for Kate Winslet to film sex scenes with Leonardo DiCaprio in front of husband Sam Mendes, who directed the stars in the upcoming drama "Revolutionary Road." "I just kept saying, `This is too ... weird,'" Winslet tells Entertainment Weekly magazine. "And Leo was like, `Oh, get over it.' And I'm going, `Yeah, a little reminder: You're my best friend. He's my husband. This is a bit weird.'"

Mendes, who directed "American Beauty" and "Road to Perdition," says, "I will admit it was quite bizarre to direct my wife in how to make love. But it's difficult whether you're married to a person or not." It's been 11 years since Winslet and DiCaprio co-starred in the Oscar-winning blockbuster "Titanic," and Winslet says a spark remains between them. "I hadn't realized how much my chemistry with him since `Titanic' would still stick," says the 32-year-old actress. "It's great to discover we can just slip right into it, like muscle memory."

They play suburban couple Frank and April Wheeler in "Revolutionary Road," based on Richard Yates' 1961 novel. It is slated for release in December, just in time for Oscar consideration. "We knew that if we were going to do something again, it had to be something big and emotional," Winslet says. "`Revolutionary Road' is so painful and beautiful to read, simply because of the brutality of the honesty that Frank and April end up experiencing together."

Winslet was eager to bring DiCaprio on board, and set up a sneaky way to do it: She arranged a meeting with the 33-year-old actor in March 2007, but sent Mendes in her place. "Leo and I have such a history together and I couldn't imagine not being able to apply that to this story and these characters," she says. "So I played this very clever cat-and-mouse game to get my husband and then my best friend involved."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/14/kate-winslets-husband-dir_n_119014.html

Anonymous said...

boyz are cute but I'll lay money he's gonna fall for an older man, director, maybe, or - my own candidate, Bsrdem

Javier Bardem? Isn't he a bit too rough for Jakey?

Anonymous said...

Kate Winslet is too in love with DiCaprio.

Reader's comment:

"I heard from a "source" who knows Kate that she and Leo did indeed have a brief sexual affair while filming "Titanic" together. It happens all the time during movie-making.....between the leading actor and actress. It's commonplace and most of those affairs end when the movie finishes filming, with the exception of couples like Brad and Angelina. So of course Kate is feeling a little awkward now, since she's once again making love with Leo (on-camera only, this time) with her real-life husband directing them."

Anonymous said...

IMO Jake needs a lil roughin' up. You gotta see early Bardem films. Man o man! he's got dimples and he's HAWT.

Anonymous said...

every theatre theatre and film person I know says on-set is an orgy, and what happens on set stays on set.

true or false?

Anonymous said...

"I heard from a "source" who knows Kate that she and Leo did indeed have a brief sexual affair while filming "Titanic" together. It happens all the time during movie-making.....between the leading actor and actress. It's commonplace and most of those affairs end when the movie finishes filming, with the exception of couples like Brad and Angelina. So of course Kate is feeling a little awkward now, since she's once again making love with Leo (on-camera only, this time) with her real-life husband directing them.

I'm not surprised at all. The girl still has feelings him, I don't get why.

Anonymous said...

^^feelings for

Anonymous said...

"every theatre theatre and film person I know says on-set is an orgy, and what happens on set stays on set."

I'm not an insider or anything, but I think that's true.
I think actors are very promiscuous people.

Anonymous said...

every theatre theatre and film person I know says on-set is an orgy, and what happens on set stays on set.

It certainly looks that way! One example:

"ROSS BURTON who is an Actor and Writer in Hollywood gives a brief introduction to the newly released Hollywood screenplay titled "LIFE WITH HALLE" It is based on the true story about HALLE BERRY and the 16 year relationship she had with her close friend and makeup artist. HALLE BERRY shared some of her most personal secrets with ROSS BURTON`S mother who was HALLE BERRY`S close friend and makeup artist for that 16 year period. In this part 8 [video] ROSS BURTON`S explains HALLE BERRY`S Lesbian relationship with SHARON STONE during and afer the the filming of "CATWOMAN" Also the quote that SHARON STONE gave DIVA magazine that expressed her Lesbian feeling towards HALLE BERRY during the filming of "CATWOMAN"

http://jumpcut.com/view?id=8E9A79FA4E1711DDB19E000423CF037A

Anonymous said...

Most of them ar bisexual and loose. ;)

Anonymous said...

well, so's everybody, in my view, but artists are called to be gender fluid and contra-culture. keeps us all honest.

Anonymous said...

every theatre theatre and film person I know says on-set is an orgy, and what happens on set stays on set.

true or false?


I think true.

Anonymous said...

Unpopular opinion, I know, but imo Javier Bardem is ugly.

Anonymous said...

IA 6:34, he is ugly.

Anonymous said...

you gotta see the young Bardem witb Penelope Cruz - and that film where he plays the sex telephone addict - the boyz are screamin' his name - something is hawt, there. . . and he plays gay very nice.

Anonymous said...

I didn't like Bardem at the oscars, when afterwards he was masquerading, kissing other men on the lips.
What on earth was that?!

Anonymous said...

^ ^ ^

Idunno. you've got a link? Im curious.

esp. since IMHO Jacobo needs to be educated out of the CA culture.

whuts the diff between yoghert and CA?

Yoghert has a culture.

just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Will Jakey be singing show tunes in POP ? better make that Princess of Persia

Anonymous said...

http://www.jamd.com/search?assettype=g&assetid=79974366

Anonymous said...

hey thanks for link 8:l8 ! !

dont understand yr problem with JB - he's played gay, he's played hot hetro, he's an effing Spaniard, he's got a really nice bod, and no problem with m/m smootches.

contra JBG who's playing coy.

Anonymous said...

That note under the trailer door story sounds like an excuse for Disney to see the words "Jake and his girlfriend" in print yet one more time. It's going to be hard to keep the Jake is sraight fairytale going for 2 more years.

Anonymous said...

WHO's trailer door? this story is ridiculous as has been all of this recent P(putrid)R(rubbish)

Anonymous said...

"The story sounds like BS."

ITA. I guess that they didn't get enough coverage for the staged set photo-ops. And notice that there's no mention of men finding Jake attractive. Do you think that we'd have heard of this 'story' at all if the alleged stalker were a man?

Not on your life. Ignore this nonsense.

Anonymous said...

fyi, the guy Bardem is kissing is his brother Carlos

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see Jake slip a note under Clooney's trailor door. What a hot fantasy !! Maybe Jake should do a movie with GC. Gawd, imagine the rumors! Could Jake resist that elegant charm? I think not. Jake could nickname George *the remedy*. I've had the feeling about George since The Perfect Storm with what's his name?

Yes, I do fantasize much!! LOL.

Anonymous said...

fyi, the guy Bardem is kissing is his brother Carlos

Really?

"Actor Javier Bardem (R) and guest attend the 80th Annual Academy Awards held at the Kodak Theatre on February 24, 2008 in Hollywood, California."

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