August 8, 2008
Blind Vice Friday! Closeted Stars Are Dummies!
This is just great. Not only is Crotch Uh-Lastic, whom you all met last week—-and whom I could have sworn it would be at least a few weeks before we all said hullo to again—really does have his brains stuffed deep inside his paramours’ overly tight swimsuits. See, the big-screen idol, whose pics make all kinds of bucks because their themes are all so brilliantly multiplatform, is doing things just like Toothy Tile. Now that word’s just beginning to get out that Crotch loves to lure "straight" men back to his Hollywood pad and have them don all sorts of skimpy swimwear (just so CUL can slowly take it right off), Crotchy-poo’s pullin’ an emergency Toothy!
Suddenly, Crotch's rarely seen (female) significant other is out at events more. Suddenly, the S.O.'s mentioned in media interviews. Suddenly, the S.O., who’s more East Coast based, is in Hell-Ay! None of this happened until more than just days prior to last week's baddy Blind, believe me. Oh, and then—quite the opposite—gone missing are Mr. U.L.’s previously very homo-friendly statements to the press. It’s all so Rock Hudson, really. Or Toothy Tile, as I said before. Now, a word to the surreptitious swim fan: T2, even though a surprisingly large amount of folks are buying this ersatz domesticity you're pulling off so well in the tabloids and such, it ain’t gonna work with you, bro. At least, not while you’re having nooky delivered to your house in limos. At least Tooth keeps it somewhat discreet with the BF!
And It Ain't: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Matthew Broderick, Sean "Diddy" Combs
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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August 11, 2008
Dear Ted:
Maybe the new site should be dubbed the Big Banana? You should put a little more fear into Toothy Tile by revealing another Blind Vice. Game?
Lori
Dear Dare-Doll:
You bet. But judging from the way Crotch Uh-Lastic is gaining closeted-sex game playing on our beloved Tooth, I dare say it’ll be he who’s uncovered before Tooth — shall we dub him Toothy 2? Let’s!
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 585 Newer› Newest»Twenty six is the height of male beauty, its all downhill after that - however I dont believe the abdominal musculature changes abruptly, I think he's gotten juiced up.
also faces keep taking shape until about the same age. ah youth!
Jake is a beauty as Jack Twist, also I though in Rendition, his face is amazingly gorgeous (and body in that as well).
Yep. He's old.
"Yep. He's old."
He's not old, but he isn't as good looking anymore. His face in the new pics isn't very attractive to me.
Jake was very cute between 2004 and 2006, he was almost perfect looking in BBM. While his body is great, although he's too buff right now, his face isn't as good looking anymore.
Yeah, imo his best looks were in bbm and Proof, he was so beautiful in them. Now he's just ordinary looking.
"Everyone here is a fangurl or fanboi! Otherwise you would not be here. Simple!!!
It's not THAT simple.
Fangirl unconditionally loves someone, dismisses and ignores all flaws."
Yeah here is the reason why WFT is good , people here, each day,unconditionally bash him and find in him all the flaws possible.
"Now he's just ordinary looking."
i woul like to have his "ordinary" looking.
LOL
seriously i find him really attractive , he is better with age IMO
he is incredibly sexy in rendition
too.
I am sure if jake was with austin right now , he would be the most beautiful man on the world.
too funny for words really
3:23, he has flaws. One flaw is his love for famewhoring with another famewhore Reese Witherspoon.
I hope he's not taking steroids but it looks like he is. If so he and the people around him need to be careful about his physical health AND his psychological health. "Roid rage" is a big problem for people who take steroids.
'Roid Rage, Depression and Suicide
3:23 PM is another good example of fangirl vulgaris.
please, 3:48PM
You are already writing Jake's nechrologic because of depression!
Don't exaggerate! :D
Don't worry, we'll make Jake feel good!
Don't worry, we'll make Jake feel good!
He's already feeling good, Reese came on the set and helped him promote his flick and his heterosexuality.
No, he isn't. Jake will need a lot of tender care to recover from reeking.
po' boy doesnt look like he's feeling anything, but uncomfortable.
No, he isn't. Jake will need a lot of tender care to recover from reeking.
Isn't he supposed to be a one man guy?
po' boy doesnt look like he's feeling anything, but uncomfortable.
Whether he likes it now or not, no one forces him to do what he does.
I don't feel sorry for him whatsoever.
^^^ Me either.
Isn't he supposed to be a one man guy?
Of course I'm a one man guy! One guy at the time.
no one forces him to do what he does.
Let's say you are offered 7 million dollars to pretend to hate someone you love. Are you being forced? Maybe that's not the word, but it's definitely not healthy.
He'll get 7 millions dollars for PoP? Wow, that's a lot of money. If it's a blockbuster, like everyone hopes it will be, then he'll get even more. He's a rich man.
Greed is good. Sex is easy. Youth is forever.
Hey youth is not forever. The kid is looking kinda grizzled around the nipples already. Call me fickle, I dont care. . . .
Hey, Jake's nipples are perfect. And so is everything around them.
prick up your ears and haha look whose talkin' DdV ! ! !
Fuck off Alfredo, this trailer is too small for the two of us!
"Hey, Jake's nipples are perfect. And so is everything around them"
except Reesse and her horrible chin!
Hmmm, just how small is that trailer, Danny?
Big enough for Jakey and myself.
Jake GyllenHe-Man
When I first saw these very important photos of super-buff shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal, I wondered what in holy hairy hooter hell was going on?!?! I was confused by the heinous styling, turned on by all that unshaven man splendor, felt like sh*t about my own body, and was grateful for the time Jake spent at the gym. Turns out his new buffer body is for his role as Prince of Perfection (?) in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. I can already tell this is going to be a great movie, probably like Troy. Actually Troy sucked but I could watch Brad Pitt and Eric Bana sword fight all day.
So after looking at those photos a little too long, I put on my running shoes and headed off to the gym. Barf. And I couldn't shake that Jake was reminding me of something. But what? Hmmm.......... Then it hit me-- He-man! He reminded me of that 1980's cartoon He-man and The Master's of the Universe. Maybe it was Jake's long hair, or his giant man chest gone wild, or that outfit he's wearing, or maybe I'm just crazy, but it made me picture Jake in that same skimpy He-Man outfit wielding a big sword. And that's how I've chosen to depict him.
Thank you Mr. Gyllenhaal for... for.... for everything! I'm much appreciative.
Jake as He-Man caricature
Hey miniman, we're in Marrakech! Me and Jakey and "the Nubian" (whooeee, dont ask)dont do trailer parks.
Oh Jakey you're such a lucky guy with those two studs fighting over you. lol
Posted on OMG
"Jake Gyllenhaal pregnant???
One of Hollywood's biggest stars may be pregnant and it's not one you ever expected.
In an exclusive analysis of a recent photo, Dateline Hollywood has uncovered evidence that Jake Gyllenhaal may be pregnant. This picture taken from the set of his upcoming movie "Prince of Persia" shows that the "Jarhead" and "Zodiac" hottie has the telltale signs of an early pregnancy: a pronounced and unexplained bulge in the stomach as well as significant breast growth.
Reps for Gyllenhaal declined to comment, but observers are already speculating about who knocked Jake up. Does his squeeze Reese Witherspoon have a heretofore unknown ability to impregnate men? Did Jake develop a taste for the same team while shooting "Brokeback Mountain?" Not to mention: How long has Jake been hiding his male uterus?
One things' for sure: We'd love to see the tape from the hospital when this baby is born!"
Dateline Hollywood
Shiiiit! lol
He'a asking for it. And he's gotta be juiced up. You dont get that kinda pecs doing yoga.
Saw the movie France was doing research for "Sonny". interesting movie.
James watched 3 men fu_king? hummmm he took his shirt off? hummmm Okkkkkkkkk
WOW!
Can you imagine Jake sharing similar story? No way!
I am sure if jake was with austin right now , he would be the most beautiful man on the world.
too funny for words really
I think that's true for many here.
Jake was voted hottest gay icon though...;)
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Neil Patrick Harris to Party With the GOP
The political conventions are pointless pageants designed to get candidates and up-and-coming political stars some prime time television exposure. They're also convenient excuses for trying out new and exciting paramilitary policing and, most importantly, lengthy benders for political operatives, donors, and the rest of the party faithful. Booze will flow, drugs will be procured, local women of the night will be solicited. And—celebrities! Oddly, Hollywood lobbying group Creative Coalition will bring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Neil Patrick Harris to Minnesota for a party at the Republican convention. Though maybe it's not so odd?
Being the party of closet kinky bastards (how awesome is it that their convention is in the Twin Cities, right?), they're presumably familiar with Gyllenhaal's rich filmography. And, as we all know, Neil Patrick Harris is the gay who makes the straights feel totally comfortable.
Gawker
^^^ One of the comments:
"But will Maggie bring her brother Jake with so he can rendezvous with Larry Craig in the Minneapolis airport toilet?
Craig will demonstrate his wide stance for Jake.
Neither of them are gay of course!"
Tropic Thunder is getting awsome reviews along with RDJ, I think it's gonna dethrone TDK this weekend. It was good while it lasted.
From Fanchitchat:
Dear Ted:
Two questions: First, can you confirm any of the old Blind Vices that are already public knowledge? And second, is Sheila Muff-Driver from One Desperate-Diva Blind Vice Faye Dunaway?
Jill
Miami
Dear Seeing Spots:
Yes.
I read quickly through this one thinking that the main point was Ted's reveal of Faye Dunaway as Sheila Muff-Driver, but after going back to it I realized it was a two-part question and Ted answered "yes" to both parts. He's saying that some of his BVs are public knowledge (hello, Toothy!) and he's confirming it.
Did anyone else see it that way? I just don't get the "Seeing Spots."
I read it the same way. Ted also has a new letter asking him if TT is Single Tile, Mr and Mr. Tile or Family Tile. Ted says Family Tile.
I read it the same way. Ted also has a new letter asking him if TT is Single Tile, Mr and Mr. Tile or Family Tile. Ted says Family Tile.
Sorry for the double post.
Yeah, I read it as confirmation Jake is Toothy as well. I think he is actually the most well known BV.
New mention of Toothy today, though with the new format, it's practically impossible to find. Ted is asked how Toothy is described today from 3 choices and he calls him "Family Tile". Lots of "family" mentions in Jake PR lately.
Dear Ted:
What describes Toothy Tiles's situation better: "Single Tile," "Mr. and Mr. Tile" or "Family Tile"? Please, could you include clues and hints more often about him? What happened to that great idea to dedicate one day a month to only Toothy questions?
Ashley
London
Dear Multiple Choice:
Family Tile. Don’t remember committing to one day a month trying to ferret out T.T.’s identity. Still, don’t think that’s enough for my taste.
Dear Ted:
Greetings from the great Football Hall of Fame city! Love your column and read it ravenously at lunchtime...great escape! I was just wondering if Crotch Uh-Lastic could be Kevin Spacey? And maybe Toothy Tile is John C. Reilly?
Calicocate
Canton, Ohio
Dear No Touchdowns:
Keep trying, babe, way off on both. Think more good-lookin’ than either Kev or Johnny C., sorry fellas, it’s a superficial world out there.
Single Tile: Toothy.
Mr. and Mr. Tile: Toothy and Gray Goose.
Family Tile: Toothy, Gray Goose and Baby Tile.
Family Tile - that would be great but I don't believe it.
Ted also has a new letter asking him if TT is Single Tile, Mr and Mr. Tile or Family Tile. Ted says Family Tile.
Here we go again! lol
I thought Ted meant Family Tile as TT, Blonde Beard and her kids...
I think Ted means Toothy's real private life, not the bearding. IMO Family Tile is Toothy, Gray Goose and Baby Tile.
4:36 AM
No, that doesn't make any sense to me.
Ted wouldn't call it Family Tile.
I think Family Tile means Toothy, Goose and Baby T.
From the Toothy Tile archives:
Ted about Jake, January 2008:
“He himself has been spending an awful lotta time getting all cozy and family oriented—and we don't mean Reese, trust.”
June 20, 2008
“Ever since ol’ Tooth re-recommitted to Gray Goose and they got all hideously domesticated...”
From the Toothy archives a year ago:
July 27, 2007
Dear Ted:
What happened to baby Tile? Did Toothy and b-f Tile have the kid or did they give up on the idea of becoming dads? Are they still together and superdomesticated? I love your column and read it every day!
Ashley
London
Dear Family Matters:
Give the nonnuclear fam time, doll-babe.
nonnuclear = conventional ?
A non-nuclear family is a non-traditional family unit. It is not formed by a mother and a father but other variations. For example: two fathers, two mothers, a single parent, grandparents.
I see, thanks 5:17 AM.
I like Ted and all but Family Tile? I don't buy it.
Could it be
Family Tile: Toothy and Gray Goose ?
Tom Cruise's Life Is Imploding
It's been an awful week from Tom Cruise at the movie studio he nominally operates, United Artists. His inner circle is gone, including a president who left in mid-July, an executive vice president who was said Monday to have fled and Cruise's former agent, who was pushed out as CEO of the foundering studio Wednesday. Now, from the Post, comes word that Cruise himself is about to be "neutered" within his own studio by controlling partner MGM because he doesn't know what he's doing, a humiliating second defeat in the wake of his 2006 ejection from Paramount by Sumner Redstone. Add this to Cruise's other recent setbacks:
...
http://gawker.com/5036873/tom-cruises-life-is-imploding
Ent Lawyer
#1 - How do you try and revive a career that only you want revived? Well, in Hollywood this year you can either get pregnant, or do what this C list film/B list television actress that I love to hate is going to do. Become a lesbian. Yes, you heard it here first. This actress is going to loudly dump her boyfriend and start dating a woman simply for the publicity. Forget about the days of hiding the fact you are gay, this actress has it all lined up. Instead of paying someone to be a beard for you, this actress is going to take some of her fast dwindling cash and pay someone to be her lesbian lover.
Ent Lawyer
#2 - I honestly didn't believe it the first time I heard this about a month ago, but when I heard it again yesterday, I started to believe. This actress is C list. Used to be on a hit network television show. Now she does films. Definite B list name recognition. Long term boyfriend who everyone assumed she was bearding for. True? Who the hell knows. But, this is where it gets even more interesting. Despite the fact that she is one of the most desired women in Hollywood and radiates sex, it turns out that our actress is actually a virgin. Going to remain one until she is married which is why she actually enjoyed bearding. Guess her relationship prior to that was all about fighting the guy off.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/08/todays-blind-items_13.html
Could it be
Family Tile: Toothy and Gray Goose ?
Well, I can't imagine there's Baby Tile.
"POP"Tart and the old lady" LOL He's no Maximus that's for sure. Are you not entertained?!!!
Is Austin still in Rome? Now there's a real prince.
"Could it be
Family Tile: Toothy and Gray Goose ?"
If it is just Toothy and Gray Goose then Ted would have answered "Mr. and Mr. Tile". If Ted said "Family Tile" then he is including Baby Tile.
Hm...
I'm sorry but I don't believe it for a second.
Are you not entertained?!!!
As Jake would say - Hilarious! :)
Is Austin still in Rome?
I don't think so, it would be his fourth week in Europe.
Robert Downey Jr. is no fan of The Dark Knight
It would seem that not everybody is in awe of The Dark Knight after all – Robert Downey Jr. has made this abundantly clear with a pretty hilarious tirade against the film’s supposed complexity. He told MovieHole: “It's like a Ferrari engine of storytelling and script writing and I'm like, 'That's not my idea of what I want to see in a movie’. "I didn't understand The Dark Knight. Didn't get it, still can't tell you what happened in the movie, what happened to the character and in the end they need him to be a bad guy."
Robert went on to suggest the newest instalment of the Batman franchise was “highbrow” and required a “college education to understand”. But the fun and games didn’t end there...
"You know what? F*** DC Comics. That's all I have to say and that's where I'm really coming from."
Maybe a certain someone is a little green with envy. After all, his superhero film Iron Man was the highest-grossing film of the year until Batman, and indeed Heath Ledger’s portrayal of The Joker, decided to take the world by storm and completely rain on his parade.
Celebrity FIX
Maybe a certain someone is a little green with envy. After all, his superhero film Iron Man was the highest-grossing film of the year until Batman, and indeed Heath Ledger’s portrayal of The Joker, decided to take the world by storm and completely rain on his parade.
Uh huh
ROBERT DOWNEY JR SON IS A BATMAN FAN
All decked in Batman gear from the shirt to the belt buckle.
The irony of it all is daddy is Iron Man.
The Insider
Damage control? I bet he forced his son to wear that. LOL.
^^ RDJ's facial expression in that pic is perfect for the caption.
That picture is from June 25, 2008. Kid is a fan :)
Indio is a cool kid, I like him.
Tropic Thunder is getting awsome reviews along with RDJ, I think it's gonna dethrone TDK this weekend. It was good while it lasted.
TDK can't stay on top forever. Downey jr. is gonna be happy his movie kicked TDK from the pole position. ;)
Anne Hathaway: 'I'd go Gay For Cate Blanchett'
Anne Hathway says she'd go gay for Cate Blanchett.
The Devil Wears Prada star -- who recently split from boyfriend Raffaello Follieri -- says if she ever decided to change her sexuality then the Aussie actress would be her perfect pairing. She says, "If I was going to go gay for another actress it would have to be Cate Blanchett. "Absolutely! We could talk about a theater and she has played a guy really well so if I got bored that'd be nice."
Hathway, 25, recently revealed her split from Italian businessman Follieri -- who was recently arrested on fraud and money laundering charges -- has made her a stronger person.
She said, "The worst thing that happens to you can be the best thing, if you don't let it get the best of you."
http://www.showbizspy.com/showbiz/08142008/anne-hathaway-id-go-gay-for-cate-blanchett
Tropic Thunder is getting awsome reviews along with RDJ, I think it's gonna dethrone TDK this weekend. It was good while it lasted.
TDK can't stay on top forever. Downey jr. is gonna be happy his movie kicked TDK from the pole position. ;)
Well The Mummy did it for a day and Pineapple Express for two but not for the weekends. Even if Tropic Thunder kicks TDK on second for the weekend TDK still has great staying power.
Domestic: $448,886,084 63.0%
+ Foreign: $263,500,000 37.0%
= Worldwide: $712,386,084
source
All Time Domestic 3
All Time Adjusted 46
All Time Worldwide 29
I think it'll reach number 2 in "all time domestic". Won't beat Titanic though. Can any movie beat it? LOL.
^^ I don't know, it's a long shot but it still could happen considering TDK has only been out for four weeks.
All Time Domestic
1 Titanic Par. $600,788,188 1997
2 Star Wars Fox $460,998,007 1977
3 The Dark Knight WB $448,886,084 2008
11:48 I doubt it. Titanic stayed for so long in the cinemas and got plenty of Oscar buzz and there was a love story, many girls and women even watched it half a dozen or a dozen times. I'm not kidding. This won't happen with TDK.
It got Oscar buzz because it was released in December, IMO Titanic was no Oscar material except for costumes, visual effects, music and such.
Like I said it's a long shot, it probably won't happen but we shall see.
Where in the world is Austin? Any guesses. The problem with Family Tile is how J&A can domesticate when Austy is nowhere around Jake? And Baby Tile is more wishful thinking than anything else.
Okay, so Robert is a tad greenie-weenie over Christian and Heath (mmm, those names together). So he feels the need to say the Bat sucks buttocks. You gotta understand that he is a highly strung Hollywood racehorse walking a fine tightrope between massive attention, love and $$$, and the black abyss of being #2, self-hate and re-relapse.
He is my good bud so I've got his backside. And if there was a Downey-Bale smackdown - I'm just imagining, er, hypothesizing, here - I would have to back Robert. I'd have to get in there and take some blows for him. Because Bale would be totally harsh, like so extreme kickass dominant, it would just be sick. I couldn't leave Robert to enj- ure all that.
My new beefcake could take the Pain of Bale. Uh-huh, I think it could. Yessss.
He is my good bud so I've got his backside.
Him too?!? You slut!
Nikki Finke:
"Reliable sources are telling me that very early numbers show the Wednesday opening for Ben Stiller's Tropic Thunder from DreamWorks/Paramount were just around $7 million from 3,319 North American theaters. (But another R-rated comedy, Sony's Pineapple Express, did $12.1M a week ago.)
So what are its weekend prospects? Well, the studio fully anticipated the soft Wednesday opening and still believes Tropic Thunder can make $40 million in its first 5 days....But one problem is that, unlike Judd Apatow movies, Tropic Thunder has underweighted wanna-see among the gals: there's only moderate interest among women under 25, and zilch interest among women under 25. Another worry is that this was a very expensive laugher, witha negative cost of $100+M. To get to $40M domestic gross, the studio is hoping that the old maxim holds true: that any publicity is good publicity. And this pic starring Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr has been hyped to the max.
On the down side, some vocal African-American actors (because of Downey in blackface) and mental disability advocates (because of the un-PC use of the term "retard") are pissed at the spoof.
Here is what my box office gurus are predicting: low $30sM for Friday-Saturday-Sunday and low $40sM for the 5 days.
And Warner Bros' mega-blockbuster The Dark Knight? This 5th weekend in theaters will see it drop from No. 1 to #2 or possibly even #3...
enj- ure
LOL. I think you've seen TDK too many times Jakey.
"I'm sorry but I don't believe it for a second."
baby tile?
it's me or tooth saga is getting ridiculous now ! i love you ted but i have issue with your credibility now .
Even though I don't believe everything Ted writes, I still think Jake is at least bi.
I've mentioned it in another post, but I don't think Heath was 100% straight either. It's so interesting with Heath. On the one hand he was so manly and "hard", on the other had he was also feminine and incredibly tender.
I don't have proof for either Jake nor Heath, but that's just the impressions I get from the two guys.
HL
HL
“Where in the world is Austin? Any guesses. The problem with Family Tile is how J&A can domesticate when Austy is nowhere around Jake?”
We don’t see where Austin is so he can be around Jake all the time. Remember that we only see what they want us to see. A few careful planned photo ops give us the impression Reeke is together 24/7 and the absence of Jaustin pics give us the impression they no longer see each other. It’s all smoke and mirrors and PR staged realities to manipulate our perception. Their lives could be completely different from the image that PR show us in pictures.
2:03 PM ITA
baby tile?
it's me or tooth saga is getting ridiculous now !
Let's be fair - this time Ted didn't mention Babby Tile.
On the one hand he was so manly and "hard", on the other had he was also feminine and incredibly tender.
What is the most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.
Susan Sontag
"it's me or tooth saga is getting ridiculous now ! i love you ted but i have issue with your credibility now ."
On the contrary, Ted's credibility on this matter is now, finally, in tact. Family tile is a reference to Jake bearding with Reese and his rug-rats. It is more confirmation of a sad state of affairs in the Gyllenhaal family.
Correction : her rug-rats. He doesn't have rug-rats, although he does have a rug on his steroid-enhanced chest.
Ted said that Toothy is bearding few months ago.
Dear Ted:
Is Crotch Uh-Lastic Ryan Phillippe?
—Kat, York, Pa.
Dear Reese:
What’s with the fake name and address? You know it’s not Ry-Ry! He was always so much more discreet!
"On the contrary, Ted's credibility on this matter is now, finally, in tact. Family tile is a reference to Jake bearding with Reese and his rug-rats. It is more confirmation of a sad state of affairs in the Gyllenhaal family."
i don't see in what ted credibility is intact!!it's intact if you choose to believe it lol but it's interesting like everybody bet on different interpretation,
you seem to think tooth family is reference to reese and his childs
whereas some think it's about "his private life" ( aka baby tile)
i guess the beard family theory is more convenient to keep intact the "credibility" of ted whereas "baby tile" could make it more questionable.
so ryan is gay and bearding too LOL
No it's a reference to baby tile
in the question
"is tooth single , Mr and Mr tooth or tooth family"
obviously he is talking about Tooth, Goose and child.
5:14 PM
You should work on your comprehending skills.
What is the most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.
Susan Sontag
Good quote.
5:14 is absolutely correct, and that has been the rumor surrounding Ryan for close on 5 years.
5:14 PM was commenting Ted's post, not the rumors. "You know it’s not Ry-Ry! He was always so much more discreet!" can't be interpreted as "gay and bearding".
Hollywood lobbying group Creative Coalition will bring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Neil Patrick Harris to Minnesota for a party at the Republican convention.
Hunh? Are they performing for them or against them? If MG and NPH perform for the Republicans, that is disgusting.
"He was always so much more discreet!" can't be interpreted as "gay and bearding".
? Not sure I agree/understand. That's what it sounds like to me.
A reference to Ryan's (discreet) cheating? Could be with girls and/or boys.
Ryan is a dirty cheater and Reese is a stupid bitch. Jake shouldn't have anything to do with these two losers. They are dragging him down.
Gay Jonas Brother Ready to Come Out?
Which of the three Jonas Brothers is in fact gay and has been threatening to defy his parents orders to stay in the closet and may be getting ready to come out very soon? The boy - who is far from being the virgin all the three brothers claim to be - has been dating a much older guy from The Jonas Brothers' home town of Wyckoff, New Jersey for several months.
The Jonas Brothers have been playing on their wholesome image as committed Evangelical Christians - their father is a former pastor - and sources fear they may loose their core audience and their lucrative contract with Disney when the truth comes out.
http://www.bgay.com/news/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=515&Itemid=23
They are dragging him down.
No he doesn't need those losers' help, he's doing that all by his loser self.
If he's gay then I wonder, out of so many beards, why freaking Reese Witherspoon?
I wish the first PoP on set pictures weren't with this little witch, rather him preparing for a scene or something.
"If he's gay then I wonder, out of so many beards, why freaking Reese Witherspoon?"
They have the same manager.
They have the same manager.
If it was the idea of the manager, someone needs to beat his or her ass.
Why Reese? Same management + timing (few weeks after divorce was announced they started the fauxmance and Rendition filming) + Rendition promotion + safe and high profile beard who too needs the fauxmance and PR.
If MG and NPH perform for the Republicans, that is disgusting.
Gawker comment:
"Almost got my panties in a bunch, but I think the CC is cool and this does not mean that Maggie G endorses the GOP. Shudder to think.
What is The Creative Coalition?
The Creative Coalition is the premier nonprofit, nonpartisan social and political advocacy organization of the entertainment industry. Founded in 1989 by prominent figures in the creative community, including actors Alec Baldwin, Ron Silver, Christopher Reeve, Susan Sarandon, Blair Brown and Stephen Collins, TCC educates and mobilizes leaders in the arts community on issues of public importance, specifically in the areas of First Amendment rights, arts advocacy and public education."
Real or fauxmance, I think they are using this relationship to promote themselves and their projects.
The very purpose of the fauxmance is new, post-Ryan and Avon lady marketing for Reese and "straight Jake" promotion.
George Clooney Denies Advising Obama
George Clooney this afternoon just responded to published reports that he is phoning and texting Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama on everything from the Middle East to body language. FOXNews.com today posted an account by the London Daily Mail claiming Clooney and Obama regularly chat by email and text message, speak by phone at least twice a week, and have "struck up this amazing affinity". The paper also claimed the actor is informally advising the candidate on Middle East issues, including advocating unconditional withdrawal from Iraq should Obama win office. In recent days, Republican presidential candidate has been trying to use Obama's "celebrity" status against him in a series of TV ads aimed at getting the most media exposure possible. And they have.
But Clooney just issued this statement through his publicist denying all the claims: "I have never texted or emailed Senator Obama. And I'll offer a million dollars to anyone who could prove otherwise. In fact, I've only talked to the Senator once in the last year and a half....on the phone. I've spent more time with Senator McCain (he did my TV show) then I have with Senator Obama. I would hope that my friend John McCain would join me in condemning this kind of politics. Although I support Senator Obama, I would never be dumb enough to offer policy advice to either candidate. They seem to be doing fine without me."
The two photos of Clooney and Obama (shown above) were taken on April 27, 2006, as they arrived for a National Press Club program and prss conference in Washington DC to discuss the situation in Darfur.
Nikki Finke
"Why Reese? Same management + timing (few weeks after divorce was announced they started the fauxmance and Rendition filming) + Rendition promotion + safe and high profile beard who too needs the fauxmance and PR."
ITA. It was almost biblically perfect, especially when you add in an ambitious, closeted gay man who was so insecure, so estranged from his usual supports, so traumatized by the events of 2007, and so fixated on a franchise that he was willing to just about anything - and we need to remember that this bearding could have been *much* worse, ie. he knocks up some woman after a drunk encounter just to prove he's straight, the errant sex-tape, etc.) - to get what he wants.
Last spring, Jake said that he was celibate, an odd Freudian slip, right up there with his 'the love that dare not speak it's name' slip on Ellen. I think that he wasn't kidding; he was both physically and emotionally celibate, stripping himself bare in preparation for the bearding to come.
He turned himself into the perfect blank slate for a Disney-inspired makeover, managed daily by an intrusive, meddlesome, vindictive chaperone who probably threatened to abandon him, without a travelling buddy and a major film contract, unless he did exactly what she *and* Disney told him to do.
Now, he's in a gold-encrusted prison, unable to leave, or complain, for two years. Such is the price of fame.
The two photos of Clooney and Obama ...
Wow, Georgy Boy is a big player.
Huh?
"bob Thu, Aug 14, 2008, 3:38 PM
seriously, you guys. toothy was just revealed in this very column (but only if you're looking for it). after all this time we get two blind vice reveals in a week. thanks, ted!!"
Bitch-Back! Readers Still Hate Blogs, Crave Toothy
9:02 I saw that comment also. I have no clue what he is talking about. I see names mentioned like Matt, Ryan, Tom and James but neither were born in LA. Is there a connection to Jake? I can't find any.
The rumors surrounding Ryan have always been about women and the fact that he did not actually live with Reese fulltime for the last few years of their marriage. There were no gay rumors other then wishful thinking.
Bob could be making a reference back to the question about can you confirm that the person everyone thinks it is is really is toothy. Ted knows that Jake is the #1 candidate for Toothy. He has had ample opportunity to say its not Jake, but he never does, because it is true that he is Toothy.
Anne Hathaway Oscar buzz
"The problem with Family Tile is how J&A can domesticate when Austy is nowhere around Jake? And Baby Tile is more wishful thinking than anything else."
anybody who seriously believes this BS is a delusion fan girl and fanboy with wishful thinking. They also need to quit Jake and Austin. These guys are never around each other, Austin is filming or out of the states, Jake is filming and out of the states. He also is playing step dad to Reese's two. IMO there is a slim chance they are still together. Were Jake and Austin an item? I believe this. But, if they had a surrogate baby such as babytile, someone please call the authorities on them for neglect. Turn both of them in. Please.
November 15, 2007 - It's as if my tight-ass, overly religious mama became a publicist and this is her first stab at nooky handiwork. Regardless, teams of busybodies and their in-overdrive mouths are superbusy on just about every blog you can get your greasy digits on these days about the veracity of said duo. Do you buy it? Does anybody?
As Ted said, the Reekers are busy on every blog.
On the baby, he only said TT and GG were rumored to be making one, not that they'd had one. The day after the above quote, he wrote, "Change o' Home Heart" regarding TT's about-face on his "self-proclaimed mission to take a strong stand at letting the world know how down you are to be queer."
A few days later he said Reese knows everything she needs to know about Jake, and then he said Gray Goose is still along for the ride but that his actions "make the least sense in the whole messy scenario."
That's the lowdown. TT chickened out, hooked up with beard Reese who knows and accepts it because she's still getting enough nooky to satisfy her mild needs (just like Ted has, TT shags women, too). GG is long-suffering but he has career considerations.
it looks as though the triangle works for everyone at this point.
Is it possible that Ted creates gay rumors for actors of up coming gay theme movies. He created rumors about Jake and now he is creating rumors about James. The problem with Toothy-Jake is that it is why people read Ted. It is his bread and butter and he can't let it go. Maybe he gets paid to create gay rumors?
Anne Hathaway Oscar buzz
20 Fall Movies We Can't Wait to See
RACHEL GETTING MARRIED
Oct. TBD
Anne Hathaway, Debra Winger
Breaking away from her usual cute-as-a-button roles, Hathaway sports hacked-off hair and Sharpie-thick eyeliner in this dramedy as a rehabbed wild child who can't help causing trouble at her sister's wedding. She's already on a first-name basis with living legends like Meryl and Ang, but insiders are buzzing that Rachel might finally introduce Hathaway to a little guy named Oscar.
These guys are never around each other, Austin is filming or out of the states, Jake is filming and out of the states.
They are not filming all the time and could be together while they're in LA.
"Is it possible that Ted creates gay rumors for actors of up coming gay theme movies."
No.
August 14, 2008
Maggie Wants Daughter to be Friends with Heath's
Now that she's back in Brooklyn after touring the world to promote The Dark Knight, Maggie Gyllenhaal has reached out to her neighbor Michelle Williams to arrange play dates for their daughters. Maggie met Michelle and Heath Ledger's little girl Matilda, who turns 3 in October, while filming the Batman sequel with Heath.
Now the actress, who is mom to Ramona, 22 months, hopes to keep the families close. “She felt drawn to the little girl after he passed,” a friend of 30-year-old Maggie — whose brother Jake is Matilda’s godfather — tells OK!.
“She wants Michelle to know she’s there to talk to or watch Matilda.”
Meanwhile, on a recent trip to L.A., Heath’s family bought Dark Knight tees designed by Salvage from the Lisa Kline Men boutique. When she spooted the Joker shirts, one of his sisters cried, “This is my brother on here — we have to get these!”
http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/8404
So 5.03 thinks that about 7 months before anybody had seen an arthouse movie that became an unexpected hit (after winning the Venice festival) Newline cinema decided to pay a gossip columnist to start gay rumors about one of their actors. (With or without his knowledge 5.03 since this is your dumb theory?)
How co-incidental of Jake to have a good friend Austin who would knowingly or unknowingly be pictured looking like a really really close friend.
This is an unpopular opinion, but I hope Hathaway won't be nominated. Her and her thief ex boyfriend gross me out.
Ellen, Portia To Wed This Weekend
The time has come! Ellen DeGeneres and lady love Portia de Rossi will reportedly tie the knot this weekend:
[The women] will wed this weekend in California, Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively. The pair are planning a small, intimate ceremony with only a few close friends and family.
…
Of the preparations, DeGeneres joked, "Planning a wedding is very stressful. It's crazy. My gardener is now invited."
DeGeneres and de Rossi began dating in December 2004. "I feel like I found my perfect fit," DeGeneres said of de Rossi in an interview with the Advocate.
Not to mention a fine female specimen. That Portia be hot!
Queerty
Meanwhile, on a recent trip to L.A., Heath’s family bought Dark Knight tees designed by Salvage from the Lisa Kline Men boutique. When she spooted the Joker shirts, one of his sisters cried, “This is my brother on here — we have to get these!”
So, what happened? Did his family happen to give Matilda some of Heath's money? I'm sure he would have wanted his own kid to have some, not only his half sisters etc.
"Is it possible that Ted creates gay rumors for actors of up coming gay theme movies."
As i don't want to be naive , i would say yes.
I can't help myself finding the coincidence really weird this time.
Have the feeling toothy saga can't last endlessly and ted tries to make divertion to an other "closeted case" who looks like,as he says so well, our "beloved tooth".
So, what happened? Did his family happen to give Matilda some of Heath's money?
We don't know yet.
July 15, 2008
HEATH Ledger's daughter Matilda Rose's claim to his estate will be decided in an Australian court. The executors of the late actor's will, drawn up before Matilda's birth, have applied for probate in the West Australian Supreme Court in Perth. While Ledger left everything to his parents and three sisters, it is understood they have legal advice that under WA law, the toddler is entitled to the lion's share.
However her mother, actor Michelle Williams, will have to officially lodge a claim with the court supported by an affidavit which could end up in the public domain, legal experts said.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,24022070-10388,00.html?from=public_rss
Frankly who know!!
I don't say Ted is a liar but i am amused by those who say he can't lie.
Everybody can lie , specially in the wonderful gossip world.
However her mother, actor Michelle Williams, will have to officially lodge a claim with the court supported by an affidavit which could end up in the public domain, legal experts said.
As I understand it, it doesn't look like they'll give the kid the lion's share. That's why Michelle must go to court, if she does, it could become very public. I don't think she'll do it. Good thing, Michelle is wealthy herself and will be able to pay Matild's college fees.
As i don't want to be naive , i would say yes.
So who's paying Ted to make up these rumors?
I don't for a minute think TT is shagging Reese. She's such an uptight bitch she's probably happy to have an excuse to not have sex.
And Jake never said he was celibate. If he did, link please.
And for all you stupid fangirls who argue that Austin is not around simply because we don't see him with Jake, I doubt you're saying the same thing about Maggie and Ramona, who he hasn't been pictured with Maggie in well over a year. If people don't think J&A are together that's fine, but the absence of pictures of them together means didddly.
^Sorry for the extra Maggie in that sentence.
I can't help myself finding the coincidence really weird this time.
What coincidence?
"Milk" is not the first gay role for Franco and it won't be the last:
"Fresh off playing Harvey Milk's lover, Scott Smith, James Franco will play gay beat poet Allen Ginsberg in the upcoming biopic Howl. Franco notes that he plays the poet in his younger days, "before he went bald and gained weight."
"Everybody can lie , specially in the wonderful gossip world."
Yes everybody lies. Ryan P lied for a long time about cheating on Reese with Abbie. Oh, look now they're divorced he's with Abbie.
Does anybody really think the only gay actors in HW are Chad Allen, NPH, and TR Knight? Is that it? No just that a lot of others are hiding their personal and sex lives.
... Ted tries to make divertion to an other "closeted case" who looks like,as he says so well, our "beloved tooth".
Bullshit. TT is Ted's most popular blind item, but just one of many, many blind items.
I don't say Ted is a liar but i am amused by those who say he can't lie.
Everybody can lie , specially in the wonderful gossip world.
ITA with this. I totally believe Jake's gay but in all honestly I don't find Ted very credible anymore.
Why?
^ honesty
Jeez, who really cares if he fucks Chin? We all know, it won't last. I think she's already bored by him. Just look at the pictures.
If people don't think J&A are together that's fine, but the absence of pictures of them together means didddly.
but the man (Jake) is with Reese too often. You can hide a baby and the fact that you have a baby but for so long, Period! And, what exactly to you call yourself a dedicate Jake, Austin Fan, watcher. Get real, you are a fangirl or fanboy just like most of us hear. Stop the spin.
After Reese dumps his ass, he'll feel sorry for the things he did or didn't do while trying to please this stuck up bitch. MARK MY WORDS!
Maggie Wants Daughter to be Friends with Heath's
Now that she's back in Brooklyn after touring the world to promote The Dark Knight, Maggie Gyllenhaal has reached out to her neighbor Michelle Williams to arrange play dates for their daughters. Maggie met Michelle and Heath Ledger's little girl Matilda, who turns 3 in October, while filming the Batman sequel with Heath.
Now the actress, who is mom to Ramona, 22 months, hopes to keep the families close. “She felt drawn to the little girl after he passed,” a friend of 30-year-old Maggie — whose brother Jake is Matilda’s godfather — tells OK!.
“She wants Michelle to know she’s there to talk to or watch Matilda.”
Meanwhile, on a recent trip to L.A., Heath’s family bought Dark Knight tees designed by Salvage from the Lisa Kline Men boutique. When she spooted the Joker shirts, one of his sisters cried, “This is my brother on here — we have to get these!”
Since uncle Jake doesn't seem to spend much / at all time with Matilda and probably got flack for it, Maggie steps in. And the Gyllenhaal family looks good again. Ah PR.
Why?
For me it started with the baby story last year; then with Ted saying that TT was ready to come out in the fall. I believe Reeke was long and carefully planned (the on-set pics in Nov '06, the planted sightings in spring '07, the assistant look-alike bullshit, the MV crap, the first Reeke pics in the summer). I don't buy it that Jake wanted to come out, well maybe in 2006 tho I don't think so but not last year like Ted said; etc.
The part that doesn’t make me question Ted’s credibility is his obvious hinting that Reeke’s a fauxmance but that’s hardly a secret.
IMO he's trying to keep his loyal fans happy as much as he can, considering the circumstances. That’s why he continues with TT&GG, because most TBs are interested only in TT (Jake) with GG (Austin), so I can't really blame Ted.
I do think that J&A had something going on at some point but not anymore. That however change my belief that Jake likes men.
Just my two cents.
^ That, however, DOESN'T change my belief that Jake likes men.
but the man (Jake) is with Reese too often
Jake is working a lot, spending a lot of his time on different filming locations. Reese is idle and uses her free time for fauxmance marketing. Doesn't matter since Jake can't take Austin with him anyway.
I really doubt Jake is with Austin.
You May Now Kiss The Gayelle!
Ellen Degeneres and Mandy Rogers aka Portia de Rossi are going to tie the vagina this weekend in California. UsWeekly reports that the two blonde gayelles will have a small ceremony now that it's legal for gay hos to ruin their lives by getting married.
Last May, Ellen announced on her show that she would make Portia an honest woman.
This is the only thing I want to know. Are Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon going to be there? If so, I will jump my sick ass on a plane and crash that shit! Dancing cheek-to-cheek with Rojo Caliente to a Melissa Etheridge song would make my life. And I'm not talking about the cheeks on our faces.
Hopefully, Portia didn't sign any pre-nup. She can't really get knocked up by Ellen, so that's her only best bet! Sorry, business first, pleasure second.
And does anyone know an address where I can send them a gift certificate to Homo Depot as a congratulations? Actually, Ellen and Portia are fancy gayelles. I would have to send them a gift certificate to Homo Depot EXPO instead.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27749
I really doubt Jake is with Austin.
Hooray!
He can shag whomever he wants. I don't care anymore, really.
Ledger should have updated his will and leave everything to his daughther. His family seems greedy, they shouldn't have gotten anything.
Bob could be making a reference back to the question about can you confirm that the person everyone thinks it is is really is toothy.
I presume you are talking about this:
Dear Ted:
Two questions: First, can you confirm any of the old Blind Vices that are already public knowledge? And second, is Sheila Muff-Driver from One Desperate-Diva Blind Vice Faye Dunaway?
Jill
Miami
Dear Seeing Spots:
Yes.
12:59 I agree but I wonder how many of the young celebs in HW really do have a will, updated or not.
The Ledgers are gonna enjoy all the Batman millions. They'll afford many L.A. trips. ;) I wonder if they visited the States as much when Heath was still alive?
^^ I heard Michelle Williams isn't too happy about this situation. I don't blame her.
"The Ledgers are gonna enjoy all the Batman millions. They'll afford many L.A. trips. ;) I wonder if they visited the States as much when Heath was still alive?"
Heath's mom's a teacher, dad an engineer. They went from better middle class to very rich people.
Heath's mom's a teacher, dad an engineer. They went from better middle class to very rich people.
BS.
Sorry to say but they were rich before. The Ledgers own a factory called Ledger Engineering Foundry.
Sorry to say but they were rich before. The Ledgers own a factory called Ledger Engineering Foundry.
Never heard of it. If that's true then his dad already had enough money , why so greedy now?
His mother and father are divorced and married to other people and have a daughter each.
On wikipedia it says Kim Ledger's family owned (past tense) such a factory. It doesn't say they still have it.
Ted C. should keep his mouth shut and be pretty.
Why?
Why?
Because some of his Toothy stories sound like made up BS. The more he talks, the more credibility he loses.
And no, I'm not a Jake is straight promoter, I think he's bi.
What stories?
Baby Tile and sleeping with producers to get roles, for instance.
"why so greedy now?"
And you know this for a fact? Give me a break.
"His mother and father are divorced and married to other people and have a daughter each."
So what? You're gonna start again with the old bs that his parents didn't love him or care enough for him because they're divorced and have new families? LOL!
Baby Tile and sleeping with producers to get roles, for instance.
I can't imagine there's Babby Tile but I'm sure Jake slep with producers to get roles. More than once.
Ops... Baby Tile
I can't imagine there's Babby Tile but I'm sure Jake slep with producers to get roles. More than once.
Do actors still do that? I mean it's such a 50's, 60's thing to do.
"I can't imagine there's Babby Tile but I'm sure Jake slep with producers to get roles. More than once.
Do actors still do that? I mean it's such a 50's, 60's thing to do."
That is like to ask - Do countries still go to war? It's such a midlle 20th century thing...
2:39, let's say I wouldn't expect someone like Jake to do it. Besides his parents are in the business and brought him in. He's a solid enough actor to get decent roles without sex with producers or directors.
I think it all changed for Jake when Rendition wasn't a box office hit. I think he expected his progressive fans to support it, and when it didn't make a lot of money, he got mad.
That's when he started saying things like "it's important to me to make films that don't have a message."
Getting decent roles is one thing, getting roles you want is something else.
That's when he started saying things like "it's important to me to make films that don't have a message.
That's what he said? LOL. I find it so funny, I don't know why.
2:43 You could be right.
So what? You're gonna start again with the old bs that his parents didn't love him or care enough for him because they're divorced and have new families? LOL!
How do you know they DID care enough?
"I think it all changed for Jake when Rendition wasn't a box office hit"
I absolutely agree with that.I think he expected Rendition would be for him what Brokeback was for Heath
(he,he...Jakey is such a jealous bitch)
I think Reese was miscast in Rendition. Additionally, what I didn't like about this movie was the ending, I don't think that would happen in real life. The movie had the potential to be really good. Gavin Hood just wasn't brave enough.
It was said that the script was one of the best out there and I think Jake hoped the controversy of the subject combined with good reviews would give him plenty of attention. Instead all it produced was Reeke.
Yeah, Rendition's "potential" was good. But I think this was Kelley Sane's first H'wood script, and Gavin Hood is a sweetie but not experienced. Coulda been another Casablanca with a good script and propere character development.
I agree that Reese was miscast. No one's pointed this out, before -
A good script is hard to find and many brave dead are asleep in the deep - so beware!
Reese was definitely miscast. You know who would have been better in that part? Michelle Williams. I kid you not.
Reese was definitely miscast. You know who would have been better in that part? Michelle Williams. I kid you not.
Michelle Williams is a better actress, more natural.
I think Michelle should have been cast as the wife in "Brothers". I know everyone's crazy about Portman, but I think she's overrated. I hope the movie will turn out good.
You are right.
"Revolutionary Road" with Winslet and DiCaprio is getting great buzz. Here's hoping that their chemistry in this movie will be better than in Titanic.
I like Winslet, she seems to be a nice lady, not too fond of DiCaprio, he gives me douche vibes.
the female lead in Brothers has to stand up to the Danish version with Connie Nielson who was excellent. It's a great role.
Yeah let's recast the female lead in Rendition. Puleeeeze!
"Yeah let's recast the female lead in Rendition. Puleeeeze!"
It's too late, Reese already ruined Rendition.
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