Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Bananas

August 8, 2008

Blind Vice Friday! Closeted Stars Are Dummies!

This is just great. Not only is Crotch Uh-Lastic, whom you all met last week—-and whom I could have sworn it would be at least a few weeks before we all said hullo to again—really does have his brains stuffed deep inside his paramours’ overly tight swimsuits. See, the big-screen idol, whose pics make all kinds of bucks because their themes are all so brilliantly multiplatform, is doing things just like Toothy Tile. Now that word’s just beginning to get out that Crotch loves to lure "straight" men back to his Hollywood pad and have them don all sorts of skimpy swimwear (just so CUL can slowly take it right off), Crotchy-poo’s pullin’ an emergency Toothy!

Suddenly, Crotch's rarely seen (female) significant other is out at events more. Suddenly, the S.O.'s mentioned in media interviews. Suddenly, the S.O., who’s more East Coast based, is in Hell-Ay! None of this happened until more than just days prior to last week's baddy Blind, believe me. Oh, and then—quite the opposite—gone missing are Mr. U.L.’s previously very homo-friendly statements to the press. It’s all so Rock Hudson, really. Or Toothy Tile, as I said before. Now, a word to the surreptitious swim fan: T2, even though a surprisingly large amount of folks are buying this ersatz domesticity you're pulling off so well in the tabloids and such, it ain’t gonna work with you, bro. At least, not while you’re having nooky delivered to your house in limos. At least Tooth keeps it somewhat discreet with the BF!

And It Ain't: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Matthew Broderick, Sean "Diddy" Combs

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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August 11, 2008

Dear Ted:
Maybe the new site should be dubbed the Big Banana? You should put a little more fear into Toothy Tile by revealing another Blind Vice. Game?
Lori

Dear Dare-Doll:
You bet. But judging from the way Crotch Uh-Lastic is gaining closeted-sex game playing on our beloved Tooth, I dare say it’ll be he who’s uncovered before Tooth — shall we dub him Toothy 2? Let’s!

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth

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Jackie said...

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Ted said...

You bet.

Perez said...

2006-07-21

Not So Blind Item

What seemingly cuckolded British actor doesn't have to worry? Sources tell PerezHilton.com that his Slutty girlfriend is just friends with her co-star, who also happens to be gay!!! Yes, Frankly, we were a bit shocked by this revelation too. But, multiple sources close to the hunky actor confirmed this news to us, and - what more - they tell us that his boyfriend is staying with him in Canada, where they are filming. Now things make even more sense! This Slutty actress has bearded a closeted actor in the past. Could her Brit boyfriend swing both ways too???

Source:
http://www.perezhilton.com/

Couckolded Britsh actor: Jude Law??
Slutty girlfriend: Sienna Miller??
Slutty gf's costar aka Frankly: James Franco???
the other closet actor she bearded in the past: Hayden Christensen???

ONTD

Anonymous said...

Friday, July 21, 2006

you'd have to be deaf & dumb blind item

This tidbit was posted on Perez Hilton and it would take a moron (or someone extremely out of touch with all things celebrity *cough*Pelegrim*cough*) to not know who this is: What seemingly cuckolded British actor doesn't have to worry? Sources tell PerezHilton.com that his Slutty girlfriend is just friends with her co-star, who also happens to be gay!!! Yes, Frankly, we were a bit shocked by this revelation too. But, multiple sources close to the hunky actor confirmed this news to us, and - what more - they tell us that his boyfriend is staying with him in Canada, where they are filming. Now things make even more sense! This Slutty actress has bearded a closeted actor in the past. Could her Brit boyfriend swing both ways too???
...

James Franco is gorgeous. If he's gay, he's kept a very low profile. The other person Sienna bearded was Hayden Christinson. Guess Jude doesn't mind if Sienna cheats on him, as long as its with gay guys cause then it doesn't count.

http://realityrant.blogspot.com/2006/07/youd-have-to-be-deaf-dumb-blind-item.html

Anonymous said...

Someone said Jake's been taking tons of creatine to build muscle. Whatever, the results are gross - too much bulk, abs overdeveloped, tummy bumpy instead of flat. His face no longer goes with that hairy neanderthal body...that's what's off and yuck-making. The obvious wig doesn't help. Prince of Persia was nimble and lithe not a bulky troglodyte. Think Michael Phelps, not Hulk Hogan. And then to have paps release these shots, oh what a media ho. FAIL.

I have to agree. :(

Anonymous said...

TMZ
Jake's bod ...

Real fake 58%
Real hot 42%

Total Votes: 50,346

Anonymous said...

His old body was perfect for PoP... Just tone up some muscles, and he would be set. Now his body looks too chunky for his narrow head with lanky long hair.

Anonymous said...

Dirty hair (dirty wig?) doesn't help.

Anonymous said...

"Surely one of the best (subtle) performances in TDK was Gary Oldman."

He was absolutely amazing! I've always loved him and he's better than ever in TDK. If I had my way, both he and Heath would get oscar noms for their performances, but that's not going to happen because the oscars suck. :(

Anyone else find Aaron Eckart really hot? I thought he was so fine as Harvey Dent.

Anonymous said...

I really hope RDJ's comments about TDK were made in jest. Otherwise his sour grapes are really pathetic. Maybe whining is something he has in common with Jake.

Anonymous said...

Lainey is so pathetic about Reeke. She knows they're media whores yet drools over them anyway. WTF? She always picks and chooses what she wants to believe about celebrities. Like she always posts about Nicole Kidman's evilness, yet never backs it up with anything. And she'll never believe that Jake is gay because she's attracted to him herself.

Anonymous said...

Nicole is not evil. I went to a luncheon a few years ago with some actors from Broadway's "Jersey Boys." They talked about how Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban went to see the show and the next day, Nicole sent them all four white orchids congratulating them.

That's a class act. She can be a diva but you know she was one of the first to issue a public announcement about Heath's death (I think she did it for Naomi who was too grief-stricken to say anything). There's a nice person under that bag of bones.

Anonymous said...

Lainey has a soft spot for a fellow bitch - someone probably cheated and dumped her too.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

The whole set on IHJ.

August 11 - On The Set of 'Prince of Persia' In Morocco
http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/thumbnails.php?album=1244

Anonymous said...

hoped he might look better side view. iheartjake pictures prove not.

Anonymous said...

Interesting, that Lainey says the pics are out of her price range. But IHJ and Just Jared have the full set. PR favorites?

Anonymous said...

ITA that Lainey kisses Reeke's ass and would never say a bad thing about them. If you read the comments at JustJared, more than half of them are negative towards Jake's look and about Reeke being fake. Think Lainey doesn't want to put the pics up so she doesn't give the opportunity for more negative comments.

Anonymous said...

Lainey is a cheap bitch! lol

I'm sure IHJ does not pay for the pictures. JJ is PR equivalent of the Us Weekly.

Anonymous said...

Jake has always liked to show off his body, same now, but this time with a tiny blonde to accentuate his manlyness. Pathetic and cute at the same time, considering he's 27 and she 32.

Anonymous said...

I always felt that Jake and his PR knew about IHJ and sanctioned it. Jake said last year that he knew of IHJ and visited it occasionally. I'm betting that Jake's PR sends IHJ the pics for free. Especially with Reeke. IHJ lost alot of posters this past year. Some of the posters weren't liking/believing Reeke. Now that Reeke seems to be failing on a more widespred area, guess Team Reeke PR needs all the help it can get.

Anonymous said...

Lainey always talked shit about Heath & Michelle relationship,sometimes she was very rude about them.
She never bought the image of golden couple the media (not Heath and Michelle) were trying to portrait, so i find very odd she thinks Reeke is the real thing.
Maybe she knows something we don't .....
or maybe i's just her opinion that worths as anybody else

BTW,I do think Reeke is a big fat lie (they are so gross)

Anonymous said...

9:35, I agree. At least Heath and Michelle weren't media whores. I remember it bothered her because Heath and Michelle never smiled for the paparazzi. But I think Heath and Michelle had problems in their relationship almost from the very beginning, you can't look happy then. He looked happy with Naomi Watts, but that's another story.
Lainey even admits Jake and Reese are media whores, she still likes them and thinks they are the real deal though.

Anonymous said...

Lainey is a shill and her 'source' is PerezHilton.

Anonymous said...

Lil blonde bushwacker looking like she's holding her nose does not complement the hot and hairy look.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she knows something we don't .....

Yes, Lainey knows that bearding in Hollywood is business as usual. Oh wait, we know that too! :)

Anonymous said...

I remember it bothered her because Heath and Michelle never smiled for the paparazzi.

Wow, Lainey is a stupid bitch!

Anonymous said...

Reese is a stupid bitch too, it's so annoying how she's holding her ugly nose, so what if someone or somethings stinks, it happens. Stupid cow.

Jake said...

Shhh, I did that on purpose. Don't tell anyone!

Anonymous said...

Way to go, babe! How 'bout some nose pickin' while you're at it.

Anonymous said...

Yesterday they were pictures everywhere of Abbie Cornik and Ryan both looking great in their bathing suits.
So Re$$e arranged a photo op to demostrate everybody her "BF" is hot too.
It's Jake's turn to show some meat,cauze we all know how disgusting Reese look in a bikini.
All Reeke believers, do yourself a favor and compare Abbie/Ryan photos and Reeke's. It's so painfully obvious which relationship is for real and which is not. Seriously, i'm not exagerating

Anonymous said...

Dorothy, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion.

http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/albums/1253/017.jpg

LOL said...

^^^ My Eyes, My Eyes!

Anonymous said...

Reese is a pretentous bitch, Jake, if this is real, which I doubt, thinks he's the king cause he scored Reese Witherspoon. Perhaps he thinks he's so great when he scores A lister actresses. Dunst was hot back in the day when she dated Jake. When Tobey her co-star wanted out of Spidey, Dunst did her best to get her beau to play Spidey, Tobey eventually got back.
Our Jake is ambituous, he really is. Which isn't bad, if you think about it.

Anonymous said...

Poor Jake and Reece they can't go ANYWHERE without being hounded by those mean old paparazzis!!

Anonymous said...

Jake, if this is real, which I doubt, thinks he's the king cause he scored Reese Witherspoon.

Sorry, Jake would have to be a moron to think that.

Anonymous said...

I'm positive that Reeke's PR team moniters the internet and reads comments people post about them. I'm also pretty positive that Jake also scans sites about him and reads what people comment about him occasionally. So, he has to know that there is a large majority that believes Reeke is fake and every photo op makes him look progressively worse. If after 1 1/2 yrs. of bearding and he still thinks Reese is a big score and his image is totally of a 100% straight man, he's delusional.

Anonymous said...

HI JAKE!!!

Anonymous said...

"Sorry, Jake would have to be a moron to think that."

Well...

Anonymous said...

I'm sure he doesn't think that (isn't a moron).

Anonymous said...

I agree with you all - Gary, Aaron and Christian were fantastic in TDK, but it was Heath who stole the show. I'm starting to worry about Pop, because I'm not sure now what angle they are going for. The Dastan the Trickster role - that's how I saw The Joker, as a trickster, taking advantage of and pointing out human failings, and I don't think lightning's gonna strike twice. :(

Also, Jake's body was perfect for the lithe and agile parkour Prince, but now looks too big.

Anonymous said...

The problem with POP is that girls will want to see Jake's pecs but they're not very eager to see an action movie, and boys prefer to see guys like Bruce Willis and Wesley Snipes in action'adventure roles not a young movie cutie like Jake
That would be so gay, "dude"!!

Anonymous said...

I really am extremely doubtful that gamers and the much sought-after younger male demographic would like this look. I like a male lead to look sexy & not wearing much or taking off things in romantic scenes, but not parading around throughout the entire film that way - there's got to be more to the movie. It'll just downgrade it IMO. But I'm not in the demographic they are aiming for, so what do I know?

Anonymous said...

The movie will be fine and Jake's performance too, it's really not that difficult of a role. He has to look good, he will, he looks better in film than in real life, he learned horse riding and sword fighting, the British accent will be fine too. His female lead is pretty and has a hot body. We have action, we have hot, young love.
Everythings gonna be ok, don't worry. ;)

Anonymous said...

That hairdo ... I worry I'm going to laugh all the time!

Anonymous said...

11:58 AM


Just curious,...What's your definition of "ok" ?

Anonymous said...

"Just curious,...What's your definition of "ok" ?"

The reviews will be very positive and it'll be a B.O hit a la Mummy or Indy Jones.

Anonymous said...

PoP is important for Jake's career but I don't care one way or another about the movie, I just hope Jake will do more "real" movies after PoP.

Anonymous said...

"I'm positive that Reeke's PR team moniters the internet and reads comments people post about them. I'm also pretty positive that Jake also scans sites about him and reads what people comment about him occasionally. So, he has to know that there is a large majority that believes Reeke is fake and every photo op makes him look progressively worse. If after 1 1/2 yrs. of bearding and he still thinks Reese is a big score and his image is totally of a 100% straight man, he's delusional."


So you really believe jake care about what you think?

Anonymous said...

11:58/12:14 Are you a fangirl? Because you sure sound like one.

Anonymous said...

^^No, not until PoP flops will he care. It's quite obvious he doesn't care what his fans think. ;)

Anonymous said...

Not us in particular, but Jake definitely cares what public and fans think about him.

Anonymous said...

^^No, not until PoP flops will he care. It's quite obvious he doesn't care what his fans think. ;)

Agreed.

Anonymous said...

Reese's thights are not nice. If Jake was straight, I don't think he'd be with a 32 year old, snobby, unfriendly mother of two that has a body of a woman who already gave birth to two children. If Clooney and DiCaprio can get young, hot chicks, so can Jake. It makes it very likely to me it's not the real deal.

I know I shouldn't said...

DL gossip:

"I've told this on DL before and will repeat it now and after Newman dies - I was in a relationhip with a very powerful agent who had a client as a supporting actor in THE COLOR OF MONEY. This actor confided in us on one boozy night that apparently Cruise and Newman had an affair while out on location and Cruise wanted to pick up where they left off-suggesting on the racing circuit after the movie wrapped. Newman supposedly informed Cruise that he was no different from any other attractive male production assistant, desk clerk, etc. in that he never continues relationships once the movie's over. He and Joanne have had this arrangement their entire married life. Tommy was left heartbroken.

Believe or not believe. I absolutely believe it."

Anonymous said...

First off, I think Jake looks good, but why does his belly look so weird? Can some muscle man here explain it to an oblivious woman? Is this normal?

Anonymous said...

Neither of them look happy either -considering they've been apart for two weeks or more! He's holding on to her hand for dear life, as if gritting his teeth and getting on with the show and over with it asap. Something about Jake's abs is off, they look puffy or something. :(

Anonymous said...

The first 1:33 here. Obviously I'm not the only one who noticed that his abs don't look quite right.
Maybe there's an explanation, anyone?

Anonymous said...

"Someone mentioned earlier about the thickness of his abs being a sign of steroids, yep! No one gets that big that fast naturally, its physically impossible."

Anonymous said...

Someone mentioned earlier about the thickness of his abs being a sign of steroids, yep! No one gets that big that fast naturally, its physically impossible.

Oh, I see.

Anonymous said...

1:30 Wow!

Actors hook up all the time while filming so that rumor could very well be true. I think completely straight actors are very rare if not nonexistent in HW.

Anonymous said...

"I think completely straight actors are very rare if not nonexistent in HW."

I think so too.

Anonymous said...

"If Clooney and DiCaprio can get young, hot chicks, so can Jake. It makes it very likely to me it's not the real deal."

ITA. Somehow I cant imagine a 27 year old straight man being with RW. I'm sorry I just can't. Imo she's just too plain jane looking. I get no HOTT vibes from her at all. She doesn't ever dress up for him either (or vise versa) which makes me think its fake. Not an insult to her - just being honest.

Anonymous said...

Reese's smile makes me cringe but her personality is much, much worse. Ewww.

real research said...

JAMES FRANCO SEND HIS…REGRETS
...
One afternoon, I ask Franco about the research he did for Sonny, a minor but perfectly robust movie directed by Nicolas Cage in which Franco plays a New Orleans prostitute. After a failed attempt to get useful information from some female prostitutes on Santa Monica Boulevard—during which the hookers insisted on touching his penis, purportedly to establish that he was not an undercover cop—he went to New Orleans, where he was introduced to a guy who was supposedly a gigolo.

“There was a strip club on Bourbon Street,” he begins. “I had only ever been to one strip club before I went to New Orleans to do that movie. But I started going to every strip club. There was one they advertise as ‘Live Sex Shows’ and I went in there and met a male stripper who said he was straight and that he serviced men and women. I later found out he didn’t really tell the truth all the time. But I thought he was a good model for my part. And he was the guy I hung out with the most. He would do lap dances for people, and then in between we hung out in the back. So I was with him one night and this other guy came in. And this guy came in and said to my friend, ‘Hey, man, I need you for a job right now—this guy wants two.’ And he said, ‘I’m hanging out with James doing research for this movie.’ And the guy says, ‘You’re doing research? Okay. You want to do real research. You’re going to come down, come to the hotel. This guy’s so out of his mind on coke, he won’t even know what’s going on. You just sit in the corner in the chair, take your shirt off, sit there, you can watch the whole thing.’ I said, ‘Okay.’ ”

Weren’t you a bit worried about what you were getting yourself into?

“Yeah. Heck, yes. But then I thought, ‘Well, this is real research. I’ve got to do this for the role, man, I’ve got to do this.’ But yeah, it was terrifying. Especially when I get there—this guy was a doctor, apparently. He was an older man. And they whip out the cocaine and they start doing cocaine on the desk and I’m like—am I incriminating myself? I mean, I didn’t do any of the cocaine. Okay? I just went there to observe. So that was scary. It was in a nice hotel. The guy who took us over had a key to the room. So he just opened up and the doctor is just lying in the bed. And he wasn’t completely naked when we got in there, but he certainly got naked.”

And so where in the room did you go?

“I was just standing over near the desk. And they all got in the bed and, I mean, he was out of his head. He was so high on cocaine, I guess, or drunk or whatever, and he was saying, like, ‘Oh, my wife and daughters are coming tomorrow, but this is great.’ It was the first time I ever saw a cock ring. He put on a cock ring. And then they both kind of like stood over him, and the guy was, like, stroking both of them and he was like, ‘Ah, all these cocks, I love these cocks.’ ” (Later, Franco would tell Cage about all this, and it would become the inspiration for when Cage’s character in the movie, a pimp called Acid Yellow, snorts a line and then declares, “I love coke cock.”)

And did you take your shirt off to, so to speak, be in the vibe?

“Yeah, I guess I had my shirt off.”

You must have felt: This is a very weird thing to see.

“It was. It was mixed, because on one hand, it was scary, strange to be there—you know, I’ve done bad things and I have been arrested but I have never been in that situation. So I was feeling all that, but then on the other hand it is just like a human interaction, so there’s none of the movie music going on to heighten the situation. And so it had this strange, you know, casualness to it. Just people having sex, or about to have sex, and there I am standing in the room, you know. And so that was weird.”

The movie itself was another for which Franco had high hopes. Inevitably, they were dashed. “It was a good experience,” he remembers. “But it came out for about a week.”
...
http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_7397

Anonymous said...

It was the first time I ever saw a cock ring.

A liar! lol

Anonymous said...

Dlisted:

"Jakey Poo looking like a buff Billy Ray Cyrus"

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but that's a good description, and rather kind for them.

Anonymous said...

"Yesterday they were pictures everywhere of Abbie Cornik and Ryan both looking great in their bathing suits. "

Why am I not surprised? What's next, a side trip to Cabo? God, what a joke.

"He's holding on to her hand for dear life, as if gritting his teeth and getting on with the show and over with it asap. "

I thought that I was the only person who noticed this.

"Jake has always liked to show off his body, same now, but this time with a tiny blonde to accentuate his manlyness."

Perhaps he spends so much time around tiny blond women for four reasons :

1. They remind him of his tiny blonde mother
2. Tiny women predominate in Hollywood for all sorts of semi-pedophilic reasons.
3. Tiny women make him look bigger and more masculine
4. They are the exact opposite of his ideal, gay partner body-type, I suspect. I see him with a masculine, medium-height dark-haired guy.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Chris Fischer's Scallops video on Edible Island? Is it me, or is he... um.. a tad effeminate in this video? Perhaps Jake and Chris have more in common than just cooking.....

Anonymous said...

There are as many reasons as stars in the sky why Reese is a fit for gay Jake. dont have time to list them. (thank heaven for little girls)

As for Chris, I was startled seeing his videos: OMG he's gay!

Anonymous said...

Chris has several (5 I think?) more videos on Edible Island - be sure to collect them all!! :)

Scallops seems to be the only one that's on YouTube so far ...

Anonymous said...

I tend to agree - and believe me I mean that in the very best way.

Anonymous said...

James Franco is starting to give to much of himself in interviews, trying to sound interesting and mysterious towards sex.
Once he gets people's attention he is going to hire some PR team to ditch the "rumors" and start bearding with some boring asexual actress.
He is Jake number 2, in my opinion

he is hot,though

Anonymous said...

The thing about the bearding business is that this is a great time in Jake's life to be building a relationship (or relationships), not shutting the REAL people out. :.( Instead he's wasting years of his life pretending. It's like holding your breath for pay.

Anonymous said...

I've said it before, but if it's not J&A, J&C would be a great couple too. :)

Anonymous said...

Do you think Franco is Toothy Tile #2? Crotch Uh-Lastic?

Anonymous said...

OK, I'll ask since no one else has, is that a pimple on his abs?

Anonymous said...

2:55 yep. Aren't gay people the greatest!

Anonymous said...

James Franco is already bearding with a boring asexual woman: Anna O'Reilly .

Anonymous said...

I've said it before, but if it's not J&A, J&C would be a great couple too. :)


Chris seems to be such a great guy, I feel they are just childhood friends though. Austin is another thing.
My personal favourite for Jake was Heath, but that will never happen. :(

Anonymous said...

lol Eww! I thought it looked like he had been wearing a breastplate or a Titzling or something

Anonymous said...

"Do you think Franco is Toothy Tile #2? Crotch Uh-Lastic?"

I think James Franco MIGHT be a straight guy for all we know until now, but he is playing the game all young actors play, he is trying to selve himself as trendy and adventurous, then when they became stars they want to go where the real big money is: super production and mainstream movies and we all know you have to be a family, straight,conservative values kind of person in order to get that, so they start to act like they never croosed the line not even once.
Actors like J.Franco and Jake are hot but, boy! they're stupid bitches...

Anonymous said...

Can anyone post a pic where the pimple is visible? I'm too lazy to look for one.

Anonymous said...

"Jakey Poo looking like a buff Billy Ray Cyrus"

Michael K wasn't impressed.

Anonymous said...

As for Chris, I was startled seeing his videos: OMG he's gay!

Really?!?
Are you gay male? (I trust only gay male's gaydars)

Kryptonite said...

OK, I'll ask since no one else has, is that a pimple on his abs?

LOL

I was too exposed to Reeke crap, I wish I have the strength to go check out.

Anonymous said...

"And then they both kind of like stood over him, and the guy was, like, stroking both of them and he was like, ‘Ah, all these cocks, I love these cocks.’ ”

And did you take your shirt off to, so to speak, be in the vibe?

“Yeah, I guess I had my shirt off.”


Is this one juicy research story or am I just naive?

Anonymous said...

3:29, I'm not the person who posted at 2:55, but I am a Gay, and I definitely have the same very good impression.

Anonymous said...

IMDB TDK trivia: Christian Bale stated in an interview that during the interrogation scene, Heath Ledger wanted him to beat him as hard as he could to get the real feeling of what was required from the scene.

Anonymous said...

Good thing that Jake isn't a method actor, I'm just thinking about the first tent scene in BBM. ;)

Anonymous said...

2:55, here. Im not a gay male, but I havent called it wrong yet. Not bragging, just saying.

Anonymous said...

4:04 But Heath was. ;)

Anonymous said...

4:04 But Heath was. ;)

I know. ;)

Anonymous said...

"Actors like J.Franco and Jake are hot but, boy! they're stupid bitches..."

not so stupid !! their little game works pretty well.

Anonymous said...

"Chris seems to be such a great guy, I feel they are just childhood friends though. Austin is another thing.
My personal favourite for Jake was Heath, but that will never happen."

halas i have the sad impression that wilL never happen with austin either.

Anonymous said...

As for Chris, I was startled seeing his videos: OMG he's gay!

That made summers on MV a lot more memorable.

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Anonymous said...

I think James Franco MIGHT be a straight guy for all we know until now, but he is playing the game all young actors play

All young actors don't play the "gay game", far from it.

Anonymous said...

Well it's me or he follows the same pattern than toothy 1

he starts his story before the movie release " milk" like he did for jake before BBM's release
and now we have toothy 2

Just saying but....

Anonymous said...

Franco is a star now !

Anonymous said...

How about this: Jake and Franco are gay and closeted but want to talk about themselves as open as they can.
Playing the game is playing with the hidden truth.

Franco said...

A quote from the James Franco interview in Vogue Hommes International AW07
It's in reference to him preparing for his role in 'Sonny', where he talked to male prostitutes.

"In New Orleans I spent a lot of time talking to a guy who seemed like a good model for the part. One evening when I was with him he announced, 'I have a job, me and a friend. Come with us. You can watch if you like. Don't worry, the client's so stoned he won't even realize you're there.' So I went with them to this luxury hotel and... I saw the whole um... job. It was sordid. It was nothing like in a film, shot a certain way with dramatic music and beautiful camera angles and the whole circus. There Ii was and there were three guys fucking. OK. But it was so banal, so routine that somehow it seemed so pitiful."

99.95% of straight men would not have been 'OK'. He might have been part of that 0.5%, but at the same time he could just as easily be gay.
who knows?

December 30, 2007 9:40 PM

http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/archives/2006/07/james-franco-is-what-really.html

Anonymous said...

"....I saw the whole um... job. It was sordid...." blah,blah,blah


Even if this is true (which I kinda doubt) he should keep it for himself, no need to brag about his boldness acting methods.
Don't actors are always telling they just want to show themselves acting and keep their intimate thoughts for themselves? yeah, right....

Anonymous said...

Question to Heath if Jake's a good kisser:

"Is he a good kisser?

Yeah. He's a really good kisser(laughs)".

old BBM interview

mesmerizing joker said...

Why did Jake stop spending time with men all together? Not only Chris or Austin. Back in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 there were many pictures of him with men: Peter, vaious directors,random guys- hanging out, eating lunches, riding bikes, doing crosswords, smoking, etc. I mean, where are his buds? Even if he's straight, straight guys spend a good deal of time with their buddies, doing their manly things.

Did you drop your balls, Gyllenhaal, as Joker would ask?


Why so serious about the relationship with Reese?

annie said...

"I guess a majority of the audience these days likes to be spoon-fed happy endings, but it's not really how life works."


OMG, Heath, your story did't have a happy ending at all.

I wonder if he knew somehow he would die young. I have this weird feeling he did.

Anonymous said...

Why did Jake stop spending time with men all together?

I really think it's because he wants to avoid further gay rumors for career reasons.

mesmerizing joker said...

Does it mean he's going to spend his time with Reese and the kids only for the rest of his life? That's stupid. The straightest guys meet up for a drink or to watch a game, to escape from thier wives and kids for a while.

Whose idea was that? I mean, to cut him off his family and male friends?

Perez said...

Keanu Grows A New Beard

He's got a new lady "friend"! Perpetual bachelor Keanu Reeves was spotted going for a cruise around Los Angeles on his motorcycle this past weekend.

His female accompaniment is Trinny Woodall, a British TV presenter.

Enjoy your week with Keanue, sweetie. That's about as long as it's gonna last!

http://perezhilton.com/2008-08-11-keanu-grows-a-new-beard

Anonymous said...

Does it mean he's going to spend his time with Reese and the kids only for the rest of his life? That's stupid. The straightest guys meet up for a drink or to watch a game, to escape from thier wives and kids for a while.

Whose idea was that? I mean, to cut him off his family and male friends?


Good questions, but I don't have answers for them.

Anonymous said...

Keanu is a sweetheart.

Anonymous said...

Whose idea was that? I mean, to cut him off his family and male friends?

No one did that, it's just part of Jake's private private life.

Posted on OMG said...

Martha's Vineyard Video

Chilmark Road Race, August 13th, 2007

Watch this three minute video wrapup of the 30th annual Chilmark Road Race 5K and catch a glimpse of Jake Gyllenhaal [and Chris] in running shorts

Chilmark Road Race

OMG said...

^^^ Jake and Chris at the start line

Anonymous said...

oh, silly me, of course its all manipulation, from day one when he was videod coming out of his mom's whatsis by famous gay godfather Robert whatshisname, to the "point in his career" where he becomes "single for the ladies" and is stapled mano o mano to "America's Sweetheart" - etecetcetc.

Anonymous said...

Jake liked to be ambiguous about his sexuality and tease people. To make himself more interesting perhaps? I think he believes he's the new George Clooney.

Anonymous said...

"The straightest guys meet up for a drink or to watch a game, to escape from thier wives and kids for a while. Whose idea was that? I mean, to cut him off his family and male friends? "

Jake really isn't trying to prove that he's straight. I mean think about it : he'd rather do yoga with Gen. Witherspoon than go out for drinks and sports with the guys? Hanging out with the fellas is a time-honored straight male bonding ritual. Jake has developed this absolutely pathological fear of all-male company, either gay or straight acting guys. This is classic Will Truman behavior. Urban gay men would much rather hang out with straight women than straight men, especially in a crowd, and does it look like Jake is going to be careless enough to be papped in a crowd of gay men? Not on your life.

He didn't avoid crowds of men before, which means that Jake Gyllenhaal has achieved the impossible : to the trained eye, he's even gayer now, with a beard, than he was before. His performance gives new meaning to the term 'glass closet'. Even Anderson Cooper looks straighter than Jake now.

He's just trying to energize his fan-base (rabid, sexually frustrated fan-girls). Jake fails every single straight man test imaginable.

"No one did that, it's just part of Jake's private private life."

No, I believe that Jake and his PR team did this. And I don't think that he really has a private, private life anymore. He stripped himself bare preparing for this bearding campaign, shedding most of his public life, doing little as the core of his private life vanished into thin air. He's naked, raw, insecure, bitter and paranoid, a closeted gay man cut off from most of his past publicly, and as such he's the perfect candidate for a Disney-inspired, hetero-makeover.

Anonymous said...

Im pretty much with you on this 7:40 - but when and why did he panic, d'you think? J Ross interview in London sent a chill down my spine.

Anonymous said...

my theory is Reese is escape hatch from family shit goin' on. one of the factors, anyway, maybe.

Anonymous said...

I have to say it, not only doe he look happier when they are not together, but so does she. The first time I saw sincere smiling from her was when she returned to LA after Paris and was out shopping.

Anonymous said...

Everyone blames Jake but Reese is getting a lot out of this contract, too. She was dumped by Ryan for someone younger and more beautiful. She needs to prove she's not an undesirable ball-breaker her man run away from. Ryan's philandering made some fans turn on him, but to others it suggested Reese made him miserable. Now, we have a PR war run by an aging actress who built her career on cute and desperately needs to stay relevant.
If Abbie and Ryan get pregnant and produce a cute baby, what will Reese do? You know it.
Jake's only relief will be movie-set research.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it interesting that they are promoting Reeke more than the actual movie? I think that's one of the things that turns me off about these latest pics. That and the fact that Jake doesn't look natural, a bit too bulky, which contrary to what some would have us believe, the gamers generally do not think corresponds to the original video game character. Plus that additional "appendage" he's got attached to him, and I don't mean the codpiece. It's just too overdone. He looks uncomfortable with it too, and he's a beautiful, sexy man just the way he is. I don't get any warmth from them, just grim determination.

Anonymous said...

... and that cheeky smirk on her face.

Anonymous said...

http://www.popentertainment.com/ledger.htm
Great Heath interview, thanks 5:47 PM.
What a fine mind he was.

Anonymous said...

By now, it's not cheeky, just ridiculous, and sad.

Anonymous said...

We've known for years that Jake PR monitors fansites and blogs. That's nothing new.

Anonymous said...

You know, if this is real between them, I could understand them wanting to spend time together in Morocco, privately. But right out of the starting blocks, Reeke promotion instead of the actual movie? It speaks volumes. After my initial impression of the pics, it looks like he must have had a battle scene of some kind, so maybe these pics are a bit out of context. But still, I'm not sure. I wish we had some other pics of the actual scenes, or what's going on on the set.

all-natural said...

Great Heath interview, thanks 5:47 PM.
What a fine mind he was.


And what a beautiful natural body. He also never had his nose "shaped" unlike some (cough) princely actors.

Jake is all about ambition and going by the current dog and pony show, he'll do anything it takes.

Jake's nose

Anonymous said...

Heath's a beauty, no question about it. I even thought he was beautiful in full Joker mode!

Anonymous said...

"Jakey Poo looking like a buff Billy Ray Cyrus"

It's true. The only thing this film will have going for it is the camp factor.

Anonymous said...

I bet Reese is in Morocco for another PR photoshoot, just like Paris. This time they'll be hoping to sell Jake's 'buff' body along side Reeke.

Anonymous said...

Well Reeke has back-fired on reese as well. She looks frumpy and old next to Jake. Talk of her 20mil salary, snubbing the Avon walk etc has caused her to lose all the sympathy she was trying to earn. Time to move on girl.

Anonymous said...

"Are you a fangirl? Because you sure sound like one."

Are you crazy? Everyone here is a fangurl or fanboi! Otherwise you would not be here. Simple!!! even if you hate Reeke and want him to come out. or MAD at him for bearding. Let's be Real.

Saw the movie France was doing research for "Sonny". interesting movie.

James watched 3 men fu_king? hummmm he took his shirt off? hummmm Okkkkkkkkk

Anonymous said...

Sorry: France = Franco
To much Olypics tonight.

Anonymous said...

Olypic = Olympics ughhhh I'm going to bed.....

Anonymous said...

11:47 no, she got papped because they follow her everywhere, didn't you know? ;)

I think the notion that Jake doesn't have a real life behind the Reeke photo-facade is ludicrous.

On-set pics needed to be with Reese because who else would they be with - Gemma? And how would that benefit Reese?

Anonymous said...

... and that cheeky smirk on her face.

Ugly grimace on Reese's unpretty face.

Anonymous said...

Jake really isn't trying to prove that he's straight. I mean think about it : he'd rather do yoga with Gen. Witherspoon than go out for drinks and sports with the guys?

The fauxmance is not about what Jake wants, needs or likes. Jake got his "straight as arrow" image, the rest is all about Reese and her image. Some rag even reported that Reese calls the shots in this "relationship" from the very start.

Anonymous said...

J Ross interview in London sent a chill down my spine.

Why?

Anonymous said...

People, Tuesday August 12, 2008

Jake and Reese Get Cozy in Marrakech

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have taken their romance overseas: The couple were spotted stepping out together in Morocco over the weekend.

On Saturday, the pair strolled hand-in-hand, checking out bazaar stalls before stepping into the shade for lunch in Marrakech, according to French Web site purepeople.com. On Sunday, the couple reportedly stayed back in their suites at the fabled 5-star Amanjena Hotel, a spring fed luxury oasis resort with a view of the Atlas Mountains.

Witherspoon's visit to Morocco, where a seriously buffed out Gyllenhaal is filming Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, comes less than a month after the couple spent an extended Bastille Day holiday in Paris.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20218755,00.html

Anonymous said...

"...stayed back in their suites"

What's the message here? They are so rich?

Anonymous said...

They are so rich?

Either that or you know they ... f*cked all day. You can choose to believe what you want.

Anonymous said...

I know Reeke never fucked, it's more than obvious.

What I meant - why did People mention two suites?

Anonymous said...

Well, it's probably like most of us suspect that of course they have two suits since they are not really together. Or they really want more space for each other, they certainly can afford two suits in a very luxury hotel unlike us folks here. LOL.

Jake said...

It was my Reeke day off. Thank God for small mercies.

Anonymous said...

5:34 AM #1

People magazine is not concerned with the truth and in PR terms it doesn't make sense to use two suites. At least not to me :)

Anonymous said...

11.30 ITA

Anonymous said...

He also never had his nose "shaped" unlike some (cough) princely actors.

Ha! I'm still not sure about that :)

Anonymous said...

Brad Pitt's ear job is far more obvious. If Jake had a nose job it was just a little one and it's a pretty good job. Watch Natalie Portman in this play about Anne Frank, it's on youtube, her nose was big as a teenager, I think she had a nose job too.

Nosy Parker said...

October Sky (1999) - I'm still not sure:

October Sky 1
October Sky 2
October Sky 3
October Sky 4
October Sky 5
October Sky 6
October Sky 7

Anonymous said...

"Jakey Poo looking like a buff Billy Ray Cyrus"

It's true. The only thing this film will have going for it is the camp factor.


"Billy Ray Cyrus is a Grammy Award-nominated American country music singer-songwriter and actor from Flatwoods, Kentucky, best know for his #1 single, "Achy Breaky Heart" and "Ready, Set, Don't Go"".

Billy Ray Cyrus is camp, effeminate in behaviour?

Anonymous said...

"What I meant - why did People mention two suites?"

People magazine just copied their report off a French Web site. I doubt they even noticed that it said suites instead of suite. The article was basically a plug for the hotel, anyway. Yet again Phoneyspoon are helping sell something else while selling themselves. How savvy.

Anonymous said...

Jake reminds me so much of what Ben Affleck used to be like. PoP is Jake's Daredevil. Or maybe his Pearl Harbour.

Anonymous said...

He really does look like Billy Ray Cyrus. Gross. :(

Anonymous said...

I doubt they even noticed that it said suites instead of suite.

Sloppy!

sad said...

I'm starting to drift away from Jake.

He used to be a different guy. I don't recognize him anymore.

Anonymous said...

Everyone here is a fangurl or fanboi! Otherwise you would not be here. Simple!!!

It's not THAT simple.

Fangirl unconditionally loves someone, dismisses and ignores all flaws.

Anonymous said...

From the IHJ set pics caption:

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of Jake's latest movie "Prince Of Persia" filming in Morocco North Africa. Jake is pictured here with a very toned torso, and is bare chested so we can all see why Reese took the time and trouble to fly across 3 continents on commercial flights to spend some quality time with her beau. The happy couple spent the weekend at an exclusive luxury Moroccan hotel "Amanjena" They went for lunch on Saturday to a typical Moroccan restaurant in the "Medina" followed by a tour of the Medina. They did not venture out of their luxury suite Sunday. 8.11.08

People: Cut and paste from a French site, other mentions are suite/hotel

LOL said...

I believe People magazine!

Their Reeke crap and fake sightings are the best!

Anonymous said...

They went for lunch on Saturday to a typical Moroccan restaurant in the "Medina" followed by a tour of the Medina. They did not venture out of their luxury suite Sunday.

Fangirl: Reese is so lucky!

TB fangirl: Food poisoning.

Anonymous said...

"They went for lunch on Saturday to a typical Moroccan restaurant in the "Medina" followed by a tour of the Medina. They did not venture out of their luxury suite Sunday."

Wonder what they did with all that free time with each other, couldn't go out for coffee runs, maybe they did each others nails and texting their significant others all day Sunday.

Jake said...

Who said we are spending Reeke free time with each other?

Anonymous said...

Wonder what they did with all that free time with each other, couldn't go out for coffee runs...

No wonder they weren't in the good mood on Monday. LOL

Anonymous said...

6:57, his nose was narrowed by a plastic surgeon who did a great job.

natalie portman definitely did her nose.

few in Hollywood have their original body parts.

Anonymous said...

If that's the case, Natalie's plastic surgeon did a great job too.

Anonymous said...

Salma Hayek's surgeon was also excellent. Great nose.

Anonymous said...

His nose was narrowed by a plastic surgeon

Do you know when?

OT? said...

John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston after the actress pushed him for "a timetable" and to promise not to tour so much when they eventually make babies together. (Sounds clingy.) There was a trial split first. Aniston was said "furious" initially but now is pretending that she's "already dating someone else in LA."

http://gawker.com/5036422/john-mayer-breaks-up-with-jennifer-aniston

Anonymous said...

at least I think they left Jake's torso alone, until recently.

Anonymous said...

I showed my friend the new photos of Jake and Reese. She can't stand Reese, she's still pissed she won an Oscar for WTL and not Joaquin who in her opinion was better. She said Reese seems full of herself and Jake and her seem to think they are so important.

Anonymous said...

Reese is a pompous bitch, but in the Monday pictures she looks pitiful more than selfimportant.

Anonymous said...

She said Reese seems full of herself and Jake and her seem to think they are so important.

Tell her she nailed it.

Anonymous said...

Why do you suppose there was the rush of engagement denials, only to come on so strong with Monday's Morocco pics? It doesn't seem to fit. I'm almost getting an "I'm gonna make them love us" vibe with Jake dragging Reese with along with him. And it's weird the very first pics you see from the set are of them, and not movie-related, co-stars, etc. I wonder if it is him who is pushing for this, and his PR pleading with him to keep quiet and issuing denials so he doesn't wreck promo for his upcoming movies and they lose their 10%?

Anonymous said...

Tell her she nailed it.

LOL, I will.

Anonymous said...

Did you notice that most posters didn't like Jake's looks as PoP, but all bloggers and journalists reporting about the pics seemed to like Jake's look. How weird is that? Maybe some posters aren't objective because their Reeke dislike?

Anonymous said...

^^because of

Anonymous said...

It doesn't seem to fit.

It does fit - use every opportunity to promote Reeke, don't make anything official.

blurry vice said...

blinditemsexposed.com stays on topic

Anonymous said...

Maybe some posters aren't objective because their Reeke dislike?

People who aren't Reese or Jake fans and are interested in the movie are objective. They don't give a fuck about Reeke.

Anonymous said...

I think video game fanboys and fangirls are objective - they hardly know who's Jake.

Anonymous said...

Did you notice that most posters didn't like Jake's looks as PoP, but all bloggers and journalists reporting about the pics seemed to like Jake's look. How weird is that? Maybe some posters aren't objective because their Reeke dislike?

That's what the babblers claim. BS!

Anonymous said...

Really?

Babblers are pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Babblers are fine example of silly fangirls.

Anonymous said...

Really?

Yep

Anonymous said...

Maybe some bloggers and journalists are paid to like the look? I wasn't sure about it, regardless of who was in the pic with him, because I was a bit overwhelmed by it, but I'm coming along. I'm starting to like the pants and the belt, and the way the boots are styled around the knee, not sure about the foot part yet. The pants material looks nice, suede-ish? and looks good for riding. My mind went blotto when hit with the pics of his bare chest, but now I'm getting used to it and can notice the styling details of the costume. Not sure about the hair yet. :)

Anonymous said...

10:35AM, it was 2002.

Anonymous said...

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

I'm almost getting an "I'm gonna make them love us" vibe with Jake dragging Reese with along with him.

Not with that expression on his face. To me Jake looks like "let's get over with it".

Anonymous said...

I wonder if it is him who is pushing for this, and his PR pleading with him to keep quiet and issuing denials so he doesn't wreck promo for his upcoming movies and they lose their 10%?

Keep quiet? Wreck promo? Lose their 10%? Huh?

Anonymous said...

Well, first you hear rumors he's telling everyone he's getting engaged, then immediately, there are tons of denials all over the rags. Then, pics in Morocco with Reese right up front with Jake. It just makes me wonder. I still don't have any idea what is going on.

Anonymous said...

Engagement story was a lie, not a rumor. That UK rag published "planned wedding date" and that was the reason for denial.

Reeke were "paped" in the middle of the desert and you are still wondering what's going on?

Anonymous said...

True. I'm not too bright I guess. lol!

Anonymous said...

Let's try to be objective ...

"Computer And Video Games" forum comments:

Jake as the Prince comments

Anonymous said...

Keep in mind that 2010 is a long way off for the the age group at which this movie is being targeted. Their interests will change by then and a whole new group will be the ones actually seeing the movie, so right now the pics are just fodder to keep their names in the public eye.

too expensive said...

Movie Bosses: 'Cruise Too Old To Play Action Star'

Latest: Tom Cruise's role in forthcoming film Edwin A. Salt has reportedly been recast for Angelina Jolie because studio bosses fear he has grown too old to play a movie hero.

It was announced earlier this week that the script would be rewritten to cater for Jolie - well known for appearing in action films such as the Tomb Raider franchise and Wanted. According to the New York Post, the Top Gun star, 46, is no longer as marketable to youth audiences and has become too expensive to cast.

A source tells the newspaper, "Cruise is begging for Mi:4 (Mission Impossible: 4)' but Paramount wants a younger, cheaper guy. He had a tantrum and ran out of the meeting."

private matter said...

13 August 2008

Lohan: 'I Will Never Talk About Ronson'

Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan and her close friend Samantha Ronson have vowed never to talk about their relationship - insisting it is a "private matter". The pair has often been photographed holding hands and cuddling - leading to speculation that they are more than just friends.

DJ Ronson insists that the way their relationship has been documented in the media is often incorrect, but she refuses to clear up rumours they are a couple. She tells U.S. magazine Harper's Bazaar, "I stay away from the tabloids. I'm not going to talk about Lindsay because she's my friend, you know? She's great. She's also 22 years old. I think people forget that.

"With the Internet the way it is, one second we're enemies, one second we're best friends, one second we're lovers, and then we're broken up." And Lohan has also broken her silence about her relationship with the 31-year-old - but only to insist that she will never divulge any of their secrets.

Referring to her friend's family, she says in an email to the publication, "I love the Ronsons. They're close to my heart and I respect all the work they do. Samantha and my relationship is a private matter."

Anonymous said...

Let's try to be objective ...

"Computer And Video Games" forum comments:

Jake as the Prince comments


The comments are pretty mixed.

I hope for Jake that it'll be a decent movie. Like Mummy with hopefully better reviews.
IDK if I like Gemma as his leading lady, OTOH I loved Rachel Weisz. She is charming and pretty.

Anonymous said...

Jake's abs - maybe they look like that not because he trained too much or took roids, but because he was injured during scenes?

Anonymous said...

I hope he never took 'roids, they could harm him. Major things like his heart; other things like premature hair loss, I have heard anyway. Actually, his body is fine just the way it was, he's not a small guy to begin with. I'd hate for steroids to ruin that gorgeous, thick head of hair he has just for a few muscles. HW is a tough place; that's too bad about Tom Cruise.

Anonymous said...

I heard Jake's no stranger to drugs(who in Hollywood is?), so it is possible he uses steroids. Like 2:00, I hope he didn't though.

Anonymous said...

Jake was very cute between 2004 and 2006, he was almost perfect looking in BBM. While his body is great, although he's too buff right now, his face isn't as good looking anymore.

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