When Ellen DeGeneres came out of the closet as the first openly gay sitcom star in 1997—and her fictional self followed suit—a parade of gay characters came after her. There was Will & Grace, and Carrie Bradshaw’s Sex and the City sidekick, Stanford. In movies, the gay best friend became a staple, from My Best Friend’s Wedding to Mean Girls. Yet none of these characters do what gay men do. As Hollywood portrays it, the homosexual man is, astonishingly, sexless.
The film’s screenwriter, Dustin Lance Black, who won an Oscar for his Milk screenplay, says that a love scene would have been too revisionist historically. "I certainly didn’t want to see J. Edgar doing it," says Black, who is gay. "In the 1930s, oftentimes, a loving relationship with gay men was never consummated."
Max Mutchnick, the co-creator of Will & Grace, remembers attending a party the night before the show’s pilot was filmed. Mutchnick recalls being told by (the also gay) director Joel Schumacher: "Whatever you do, don’t make it too butt-fucky. Don’t let anyone in the audience think about butt fucking and you’ll be fine."
Mutchnick continues, "The sad reality is, if you’re in a theater and they show gay sex, someone in the audience will shout, ‘Ewww!’"
That’s the crux of it. Studio executives aren’t necessarily homophobic, but the film business is in a financial slump and averse to risks even in the best times. Though gay marriage is now more accepted across the United States, the industry is driven by tickets sold to straight men. That’s why lesbian sex gets a pass: when Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis spend a steamy night together in Black Swan, it helps sell tickets. There’s no similar financial bump attached to gay male intercourse. As one producer noted, anal sex is still considered something out of the ordinary, anyway. In The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, the anal sex scene is part of a rape between a man and woman—existing as a symbol of sexual sadism.
I emailed our film critic David Ansen, the artistic director of the Los Angeles Film Festival, to ask whether there was gay sex I had overlooked in any recent movies. He wrote back: "There were actually movies this year with gay sex but really nobody saw them because they only played film festivals, like the very sexy Christopher and His Kind, which was made for Brit TV, and the still unreleased Leave It on the Floor, a musical with an all-black cast about the voguing world. Or James Franco’s experimental student film about Hart Crane, which has very explicit gay sex in it. The movies with gay sex tend to be ghettoized as gay films and not seen by crossover audiences."
When you ask gay screenwriters and directors to name the most explicit gay sex scene in a mainstream film, they often gulp in silence. Then they name 2005’s Brokeback Mountain. But that tent scene between Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger is still relatively tame. "I don’t think I would say Brokeback Mountain, because it’s not that explicit," says B. Ruby Rich, the film professor at UC Santa Cruz who coined the phrase New Queer Cinema. "We’re in the post–Brokeback Mountain moment. Even a film like Gus Van Sant’s Milk is astonishingly chaste. The actual life of Harvey Milk was drastically different than that, given it was the ’70s in San Francisco and men were fucking in every doorway."
Real societal change is always the product of the stories we see. In 1967, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner made interracial marriage normal just months after the Supreme Court ruled that anti-miscegenation laws were unconstitutional. That’s why there’s more at stake in this gay-sex debate than just the titillation. If Hollywood refuses to push boundaries, to make more people comfortable with something that a segment of America is still uncomfortable with, gay people remain second-class citizens. "Here’s my thing with gay sex," Dustin Lance Black says. "In terms of sex, we get plenty of that every day in our own lives and thrown on the Internet. I feel like what I’m really interested in is gay romance." And that’s the real problem with no gay sex. You can’t tell a real love story if nobody is doing it.
Source: Why Does Hollywood Hate Gay Sex? by Ramin Setoodeh
Monday, 13 February 2012
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LOL!!
I'm sorry to tell you Jake is still with Austin and you know it.
Well why are you going on sabbatical (again)?
of course we don't mind if you disappear for a few months!
PG - take all the time you need dear. It can be very stressful to maintain a fictional story for years and years. Buh bye.
You're probably going to be losing a lot of your material pretty soon though so you better enjoy it while you can. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.
No, what are talking about?
Will Ted speak of TT today?
Ted is writing Blind Vice about Jake and condoms as I type this! :)
Just for PG :)
hai!
Who's that?
Marguerite Tran @IBeMarguerite
Jake Gyllenhaal movie in class, Careers just got a little better
What kind of school is this?
Good one! :)
Is it a good thing that Jake is also a producer of EOW?
Yes. He will make money if movie makes profit and it is always good to learn new things in movie business.
Thanks :)
You probably also know deep down that he is hiding his secret family. Just because I know this doesn't mean I have to like some of the things he does in order to keep his dirty little secrets.
PG, you are terrible fan and terrible person because you keep suggesting that Jake and Austin are neglecting their kids in order to hide their relationship from die hard Toothy Tile fans.
PG is calling "Jake's relationship with Austin" and "BTs" his "dirty little secrets"?!?!?!
LD @lauren_dill
Last night jake gyllenhaal told me I was beautiful.. My life is complete
6m ago
@lauren_dill
Last night jake gyllenhaal told me I was beautiful.. My life is complete
very cute girl
Cute, but not beautiful :)
Jake, please stop hitting on random girls! lol
@ PG
Hell has no fury...
@lauren_dill
NOVA
what is Nova?
No idea.
Nova - a star that suddenly increases its light output tremendously and then fades away to its former obscurity in a few months or years.
This is a supernova
nova 446 up, 158 down
Northern Virginia. A term issued to the several counties surrounding Washington DC by other regions in Virginia. Rich-yuppy-suburban-capital of the world.
Gerard Butler Heads To Rehab For Cocaine And Pill Addiction
Gerard Butler is being treated for substance abuse at the Betty Ford Center.
Looks like Jake is taking a cue from Zac Efron's red carpet publicity stunt.
Buy a box of condoms and get not one but TWO tweets out of it? What did he do, stand at the condom aisle for an entire hour?
That's kinda pathetic. What a ladies' man, that Jake Gyllenhaal! Reminds me of the PR-directed "Jake hits on multiple gorgeous girls in Russia" stalking video from a few years ago.
Jake's about to crack again.
How can you compare buying condoms in the middle of the night in some NYC store to Zac Efron's red carpet condom?
Why so bitter? perhaps when a movie star enters in some pharmacy people is curious to know what he has bought, perhaps the two girls were in the pharmacy with him, and however were not an information to give via twitter.
Buy a box of condoms and get not one but TWO tweets out of it?
You're making it sound like Jake is getting something from those condoms tweets.
He isn't.
Gay men are using condoms too so there is just "I'm having sex" message and no one can be impressed with that.
You're making it sound like Jake is getting something from those condoms tweets.
He is. He's a macho macho man.
buying condoms in the middle of the night
WE ARE NOT AMUSED D:<
1. Condoms tweets are ignored on Twitter.
2. There is nothing macho or interesting about 31 year old man buying condoms / having sex life.
12:09 PM is right - only OMGers have the reason to complain or make a big deal out of Jake buying condoms :)
There is nothing macho or interesting about 31 year old man buying condoms / having sex life.
True.
Jake buying dildo would be, lol! :)
Jake, don't be like that, take your NYC guy out for a lunch or dinner, we need photos.
Jake buying dildo would be, lol! :)
Pffft. Like me, only a real man would own one of these
Buttplug?! Nah, that looks like nightstand lamp from Hell, lol!
OMG and their hysteria is very funny. Why are PG et al so upset?
Nate Hennagin @nhennagin Ny
Oh hey Jake Gyllenhaal walking in front of me on Spring street in nolita @olv
OMG and PG have every right to be upset!
When Austin was seen at the London airport they were estatic and started "Jake and Austin and BTs holidays in Europe" fiction, "coming out", "going public", etc.
But at the end of Berlin Festival everything went wrong!
Austin returning to LA without Jake.
Jake in Paris with Lea.
Jake not going to LA, to be with "husband and kids".
Jake having sex with someone who isn't Austin.
Jake only had to fly home, to LA from Berlin, and everything would be great - OMG would be selling "family holidays in Europe" lie for years! But no, Jake had to spoil it all!
Oh hey Jake Gyllenhaal walking in front of me on Spring street in nolita @olv
SoHo, New York
Nolita, sometimes written as NoLIta, and deriving from "NOrth of Little ITAly" is a neighborhood in the borough of Manhattan in New York City.
NoLiTa is not SoHo. NoLiTa is NoLiTa. Very chic neighborhood, where all the expat models live. I love that neighborhood for people-watching. Naomi Watts and that Leiv dude live there.
Jake is checking apartments?
models, again?!
Leo isn't better than me!
I have never believed that Leo is gay.
you are bad!
Thanks! :)
OMG wet dream
Wish I could photoshop like that!
It's really well done, isn't it...
Wish I could photoshop like that!
SK, is that you?
Lizz Spano
@grilledcheese_e lunch with charlotte and jake gyllenhaal at the table next to us! (@ Pulino's) http://4sq.com/w6Dx1w
Jake loves his food :)
PG is always talking crap about WFT2, but yet she never leaves. Why is she over here threatening WFT2 again?
Curiosity! :)
lol:)
No blind vice today?
We've figured out Jake wasn't buying condoms, hte was buying balloons for the BT's!
lol
Balloons? OK if you want to call them that, but I think BTs are way too young for this!
Men who love women date them. Jake doesn't.
Well, he may be Asexual then.
February 22, 2012 6:58 PM
Watched jake gyllenhal buy listerine, floss, and condoms at duane reade tonight.
14h ago
Jake reads WFT2? :)
No blind vice today?
You are talking to me?
"End Of Watch":
Hey I went to that screening too...film was great I loved it. The relationship between the cops was grreat really felt natural. And the slang words where spot on. Plus I live in south central and they passed by my house so it was fun seein familiar places. Got to speak to david ayers, michael pena who was a nice guy btw and anna kendrick......fun night hopefully I get to see the finished product in theaters....oh and.btw sum of the pov shots were awesome.
Deadline has more details from the screening and about the film itself:
“David [Ayer] has a unique voice as a filmmaker, he writes with authenticity and portrays real characters from the streets where he grew up,” said John Lesher, who produced through his Le Grisbi banner. “He moves you, but the film is very accessible and with these small cameras fabricated and fitted on characters and other places, it creates a 360-degree environment, like it was shot by the cops themselves and has changed the grammar of filmmaking somewhat. Jake and Mike trained five months to be police officers and it shows.”
Lesher said they decided to re-create a festival environment by showing the film in a recruited screening, which happened last night at the Arclight. They had several distribution options but were wowed by Open Road’s aggressiveness and distribution plans. “We wanted distributors to see it with an audience and it was standing-room only,” he said. “The film is gripping but there is also a lot of humor. It is better than a screening in an empty room with four executives; I’ve been through those. It’s a different experience watching with real moviegoers and buyers responded.”
http://www.wetdarkandwild.com/2012/02/end-of-watch-screening-is-such-success.html
i saw this movie! omg. i was at the mall in pasadena and got asked to watch a screening of it and then fill out a questionnaire afterwards. IT WAS AMAZING. i have never seen anything like it. it feels very raw and gritty. and JAke Gyllenhall was so incredibly raw and had a great performance. and i think michael pena is really gonna make a name for himself. mark my words — these two will both be nominated for tons of awards. they said it wasn’t fully edited at the screening, so i CAN’T WAIT to see it again.
Comment by hot and bothered — Friday February 24, 2012
http://www.deadline.com/2012/02/open-road-makes-2-million-20-million-pa-deal-for-david-ayers-end-of-watch/
There is zero evidence that Austin is in LA. He could just as easily be in NYC.
hey if jakey can hide a kid he can buy his rubbers on the downlow
it's estimated that like 3% of americans areregular users of twitter. his purchase was tweeted twice, what are the odds?
so then why didhe want that out there, hmm?
Maybe he wanted to piss off Austin after a lover's spat!
There is zero evidence that Austin is in LA. He could just as easily be in NYC.
Why would Austin be in NYC?
What would he do there?
hey if jakey can hide a kid he can buy his rubbers on the downlow
Whare do you live, in Albania?
We live in 21st century and adults don't buy condoms "on the downlow", like there is something wrong or shameful about having safe sex.
so then why didhe want that out there, hmm?
Maybe he wanted to piss off Austin after a lover's spat!
Please tell me you are just joking.
like there is something wrong or shameful about having safe sex
Abstinence is the best policy.
it's estimated that like 3% of americans areregular users of twitter. his purchase was tweeted twice, what are the odds?
Who cares?
I'm sure you didn't believe Jake was asexual.
I'm sorry that you're upset about Jake having sex with people who aren't Austin Nichols,
but since Jake and Austin are almost never in the same city at the same time Jake's condoms and sex life don't have anything to do with Austin anyway.
There is zero evidence that Austin is in LA. He could just as easily be in NYC.
There is zero evidence that Austin and Jake don't have five kids. They could just as easily be parents.
Typical OMG "logic".
so then why didhe want that out there, hmm?
LOL!!! Do you ever stop and think about what you are actually saying or suggesting? Doesn't seem like you do :)
The tinhatters seem to be attracted to OMG. One of them copied a comment posted on this site (the comment is at the bottom of the page). Now all OMGs are quivering about J&A having a new "daughter". LOL those fools would believe anything.
I think Jake Gyllenhaal and his lover Austin should continue to focus on their new daughter, as they have been doing. He is extremely talented, and a year or two hiatus will not diminish him whatsoever. He is a respected actor for a reason (because he is exceptional, should anyone need reminding). I look forward to his acting choices in future. I would not dare giving him advice, especially in areas where I am not qualified.
January 12, 2012 | John
Jake actually has five children, and one on the way. You can read all about it at this website:
http://www.ohmygodot.blogspot.com
February 24, 2012 | prairiegirl
Now all OMGs are quivering about J&A having a new "daughter".
Nothing shows tender love and care for your new kid like eating out all the time, enjoying parties with cute girls and buying condoms in the middle of the night.
lol
Jake actually has five children, and one on the way. You can read all about it at this website:
http://www.ohmygodot.blogspot.com
February 24, 2012 | prairiegirl
What have I told you?
OMGers will make all JiG fans look like morons.
That's called "prairie-spam"!
Oh lord.
and i think michael pena is really gonna make a name for himself
poor Jake , the last time it was Heath , now it's Michael Pena
Why would Austin be in NYC?
What would he do there?
Taking care of the brats while Jake goes out and has sex? ;)
at 7:08 PM
I actually think Jakes performance in BBM was better than Heath's. The character of Jack was perhaps less rewarding and played less to the audience than the character of Ennis, but I felt more moved by Jakes acting.
Zoe Engerer @zoeengerer Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
@Jake_Gyllenhaal Jake, was so nice to meet you at the shoes shoot in London. Hope you had a great time in Berlin, Zoex pic.twitter.com/EWDvtSgZ
LOL, she did meet Jake, but is tweeting at the fake one
I'm a new fan of Jake and just recently became aware that there's a lot of gay rumors about him which makes him even more attractive in my eyes.
I'm curious to know one thing.
To our knowledge, has any (closeted or openly gay) major HW star ever hit on Jake or succeeded in picking him up? He's obviously a very handsome man and his reputation as a closeted gay man must be wide-spread in HW, so I can imagine that he's been approached a number of times.
Also, is it true that he's been involved with Austin Nichols from DAT and OTH?
Some people believe that Jake & Austin are together, but most people here don't. The rumors are fuelled by Ted Casablanca's blind item about Toothy Tile (Jake) and Grey Goose (supposedly Austin). Check out:
http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/search/label/Toothy%20Tile
C'mon 9:41, that's not very welcoming!
Ali Wilson @aliwilson5 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
#thatawkwardmoment when Jake Gyllenhal tells your friend she's fucking creepy then proceeds to hug her
1h Ali Wilson @aliwilson5 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Are we really walking down the street with Jake Gyllenhal right now....
@ 9:41
Wow! I see you're rolling out the welcome wagon. So very friendly of you. That's the standard when new fans post, eh?!
FYI, I'm not a loon and I don't even know what OMG is. Didn't know that was required of me. I'm trying to learn all there is about Jake and it's clear that I'm not gonna get any help here. My mistake. I won't bother posting again. Have a nice evening!
The loons planed this shi in Film experience for "exposyre" and then pretends to have just stumbled upon it, talk aboit loony! I bet they are pissed a bout Lea and Paris and the condoms in NY, they always post shit like this when they are pissed:
Meth loser said...
Now, I have to admit that comment from The Film Experience article on Jake was not something I expected to read today. Sounds like someone who knows him personally.
Interesting that this person indicated that not only is the daughter "theirs" (Jake and Austin's), but he tweets this info just around the time Jake is being tweeted about with Austin (Yogurt, dinner) and then having that "bro" Sushi date. It's obvious the comment is from someone who admires Jake a great deal and he doesn't even think what he is saying is odd, in the least. That is also intriguing. I wonder if like with the "Speaking as a married man" statement of Jake from December 2009, if Jake likes hints being scattered into the winds, knowing naysayers will just shoot down the notion, while he is able to make public what you know he must be extraordinarily proud of as a man and a father.
February 24, 2012 10:11 PM
At first I thought that Meth Loser posted it but I checked out the grammar errors and it sounds like SK. Probably pised that no one responded to that crap. LOL at someone posted as PG to link to OMG, unless it was her!
I think Jake Gyllenhaal and his lover Austin should continue to focus on their new daughter, as they have been doing. He is extremely talented, and a year or two hiatus will not diminish him whatsoever. He is a respected actor for a reason (because he is exceptional, should anyone need reminding). I look forward to his acting choices in future. I would not dare giving him advice, especially in areas where I am not qualified.
January 12, 2012 | John
Jake actually has five children, and one on the way. You can read all about it at this website:
http://www.ohmygodot.blogspot.com
February 24, 2012 | prairiegirl
Where has J-shun gone to? Is M&M too busy posting under other fake names to look like the choir if full?
*is full
Why was Source Code ignored completely by the Awards shows?
Bcause it is a sci-film, not subject from prizes, if not specific.
@aliwilson5 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
#thatawkwardmoment when Jake Gyllenhal tells your friend she's fucking creepy then proceeds to hug her
WTF?????!!!
Debby Nobel @DebbyNobel Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
1) Gerucht uit de internetkrochten! Jake Gyllenhaal stapt binnenkort weer in de spotlights met een nieuwe beard/vriendin.
^^ Rumor from the internet pits! Jake Gyllenhaal will soon get back into the spotlight with a new beard / girlfriend.
SpongeTomCruisePants @petebuser · Open
Jake Gyllenhal is at the same bar as me right now and he didn't flush the toilet...
holycalamity @holycalamity Close
So you're saying you have a pic of his stool RT @petebuser Jake Gyllenhal is at the same bar as me right now and he didn't flush the toilet
RT @petebuser Jake Gyllenhal is at the same bar as me right now and he didn't flush the toilet
How is it possible? The guy is from Sandiego.
Carmen Sandiego is not a place. You are thinking of San Diego, different thing :)
blind item said...
Actor Is Beard Shopping
^^ Rumor from the internet pits! Jake Gyllenhaal will soon get back into the spotlight with a new beard / girlfriend.
[Hollywood Dame] This actor has been immersing himself in work and flying under the radar lately. That will soon change. His reps have been beard shopping for him to start publicity just in time for a couple of films to hit theaters.
Carmen Sandiego is not a place. You are thinking of San Diego, different thing :)
He is not in NY, California. I think, but non NY.
He might be on holidays in NYC to buy condoms
NY, the best place in the world for to buy condms.
His reps have been beard shopping for him to start publicity just in time for a couple of films to hit theaters.
Not Jake, he has just ONE movie to be released.
I wonder if like with the "Speaking as a married man" statement of Jake from December 2009, if Jake likes hints being scattered into the winds, knowing naysayers will just shoot down the notion, while he is able to make public what you know he must be extraordinarily proud of as a man and a father.
OMGs are stupid and batshit crazy.
This actor has been immersing himself in work
Jake?!He is in holiday practically the whole winter.
Jake and Austin are sooooo proud to be fathers that they BOTH denied having kids! LOL!
In the end, though, Nichols pulled it off by thinking about some very important people who helped him relate to Julian's experience as a new dad throughout the final season. "One thing that's been very useful to me is that while I don't have kids of my own, my sister has three kids, and they've changed my life tremendously," he tells us. "Being an uncle has been incredibly eye-opening. They're very, very special to me, and I think about them a lot."
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2012/02/one-tree-hills-austin-nichols-draws-on-real-frustration-for-a-heartbreaking-performance.html
However these BI, are for the most greater part BS as that on Maggie and Peter asexual.
prairiegirl said...
I find this interesting.
What are the odds that the Duane Reade floss/condom, the awkward moment Jake "creey" sidewalk hug and now the Jake no flush the toilet in the stall tweets all share the same exact misspellings of his name?
What are the odds of that?
January 12, 2012 By John: I think Jake Gyllenhaal and his lover Austin should continue to focus on their new daughter, as they have been doing. ...
OMG: Now, I have to admit that comment from The Film Experience article on Jake was not something I expected to read today. Sounds like someone who knows him personally.
LOL :)
"John" is poster from OMG or someone who doesn't know much about Jake and Austin.
Because if "John" knew Jake and Austin he would know that Austin was in Israel after OTH filming ended, that Jake and Austin weren't together during holidays, that Jake was seen out in the city almost every day he was in New York...
So "continue to focus on their new daughter" is just silly and obvious lie, something OMG would make up.
So I guess they are not married then? This person the OMG'ers think is knowledgeable says "his lover Austin". How did that slip by all the detailed analysis by M&M?
Destiny said she didn't believe "John's" comment. This sent pee g into a rage, chastising Destiny for singing out of tune LMAO
prairiegirl said...
What are the odds of that?
That's typical OMG bullshiting.
When they don't like tweets then they "discuss" something else, to avoid the real subject and issue.
This time they are playing stupid: EVERYONE who reads tweets about Jake know that everyday people misspell his surname as Gyllenhall and Gyllenhal.
But why they are so upset? for the condom's tweets?
Jake buying condoms = Jake having sex with someone who isn't Austin Nichols.
OMGers are pissed off like a urinal becuse they are selling "Jake and Austin are married and have 5 kids" fiction.
When the tweet doesn't fit their agenda, OMG start making up BS conspiracies. They don't even realize how pathetically moronic they sound.
When the tweet doesn't fit their agenda, OMG start making up BS conspiracies. They don't even realize how pathetically moronic they sound.
So true!
At the same time, OMG is using every tweet, no matter how stupid and fake it is, to claim that "Jake and Austin and kids" are together. This is the latest example, tweet from someone who had no idea that Jake was in Germany, Berlin since February 7:
Has Jake Gyllenhaal left Dalston (UK) yet? I saw him around so often this month I started to say LO; had to remind mesel he's not a "civilian".
February 21, 2012
That was enough for OMG to declare ALL tweets and photos of Jake spending 10 days in New York, before Europe, fake and to conclude:
In other words, why would you post that Jake had been living in Dalton for a month now, unless maybe Jake was not in NY at all before he flew over to England. That maybe after that Sushi lunch with Austin, in mid January, the family then flew over to Europe for some R & R.
Unfuckingbelevable.
What these video are? tell me him now please that I don't succeed in seeing them and I have had an ugly night. do they concern Jake? PLEEEEAAAASE :)
8:35 AM #2 - what video are you talking about?
Maridel Reyes @maridelreyes
Jake Gyllenhaal's photo shoot with Alice Waters in this month's Bon Appetit = all my favorite things collide.
19m ago
Brett Gleason @BrettGleason
#Spotted Jake Gyllenhall looking rather sexy and disheveled at La Colombe in Tribeca, #NYC.
1m ago
Disheveled?
Jake is making good use of those condoms! :)
"La colombe", is it that cafes, where someone has taken a photo of his before departing for Europe?
Yes.
Jan. 30, Jake is in New York at “La Colombe Torrefaction”, all by his lonesome sipping a coffee…
http://jakegyllenhaalic.tumblr.com/
Disheveled?
Jake is making good use of those condoms! :)
LOL! :)
Jake at 9:19AM having coffee (I presume) at La Colombe in Tribeca. Why not having coffee in Brooklyn?
Maybe Jake already rented an apartment.
He "christened" the new apartment bed last night, and has one less condom!
if I don't remember wrong,also last time, that of the photo, was morning
It seems Jake don't give a shit about Oscars.
Andrew Tiu @andrewtiu
Jake Gyllenhaal sighting during a nice little coffee break at La Colombe with @Katie_Coops http://yfrog.com/kl77116459j
12:33PM NYC time - 21 Sep 2011
Do Google search:
gyllenhaal Colombe site:twitter.com
Jake was often there.
It seems Jake don't give a shit about Oscars.
Or Austin and "5 kids"! :)
Looks like Jake has had another haircut??
10:04 AM La Colombe photo is from 21 Sep 2011
Woops!
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
If you enjoyed my episode, please tell @WB_Home_Ent and @CW_network that you want me to direct more of their... http://fb.me/1Hd0xOdkG
23 Feb
Austin tweets only when he wants something from his fans or wants to show off. Bad job, Austin!
Jake buying condoms has really got OMG nervous and anxious. What a bunch of prudes to think anyone with a healthy sex life would be embarrassed to buy condoms. Obviously none of OMG have any semblance of a sex life. Talk about projecting their own puritanical views on to Jake. One has to ask - why would Jake need condoms if he is in a happy monogamous "marriage" with Austin. That's what has OMG clutching their pearls - they know deep down that Jake is having sex with someone other than Austin. LMAO
Also when he meets famous people
:)
One has to ask - why would Jake need condoms if he is in a happy monogamous "marriage" with Austin.
... and when Austin is 4.000 km away in Los Angeles :)
also the first sighting in Paris, was in the pharmacy, that guy Matteo, said that Jake was buying stuff in the pharmacy near his house, probably has bought condom too but the guy has had the decency not to divulgethe news via twitter
That's what has OMG clutching their pearls - they know deep down that Jake is having sex with someone other than Austin.
Exactly. They are so deep in their own made up crap that spinning is all they know and can do.
also the first sighting in Paris, was in the pharmacy, that guy Matteo, said that Jake was buying stuff in the pharmacy near his house, probably has bought condom too but the guy has had the decency not to divulgethe news via twitter
Decency?????????????????????
Young gay guy who wouldn't mention Jake's condoms? Yeah, right. LOL
I understand that you want Jake to be straight, but it is more likely that Jake was buying shampoo and mouth-wash, for example, in Paris - you can't take liquids with you to the plane, and spilled liquids in your checked-in luggage isn't fun.
OMG conveniently forget that Ted has said Toothy loves taking risks like having sex in public car parks. What about the Ted BI about Toothy hanging in the alley next to the gay nightclub. And now they think Jake is too timid to buy a few condoms. Stupid beyond words.
Then there was the time he and Jake Gyllenhaal, a friend since the actor appeared on “Man vs. Wild” last season, decided to go for a leisurely boat ride in the Santa Monica Bay. “We pull out of Marina del Rey and, I’m not joking, it’s like standing waves, 30 feet high. Absolute monsters,” Mr. Grylls said. “We just got smashed to bits.”
“Hanging with Bear is not for the faint of heart,” Mr. Gyllenhaal wrote in an e-mail. “He is always pushing the limit, and it is infectious to be around.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/26/fashion/reality-tv-star-bear-grylls-tries-khakis-on-for-size.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&adxnnlx=1330182228-UaHL4l5dUy4iXPBNHQXtyw
LOL! The latest conspiracy is that it is a bunch of JIS fangirls posting fake tweets specifically targeted at OMG for shits & giggles, so OMG will look like fools. NEWSFLASH: OMG don't need a bunch of fangurls or anyone else to make them look stupid.
but it is more likely that Jake was buying shampoo and mouth-wash, for example, in Paris
LOL!
Jake was not going in camping to Paris, but very probably in a very luxury Hotel to 5 stars, I don't believe it had need to buy shampoo
Bear loved every minute of it!
I can't believe the subject of condoms would be such a big thing.
Jake was not going in camping to Paris, but very probably in a very luxury Hotel to 5 stars, I don't believe it had need to buy shampoo
For your information, most people like to CHOOSE shampoo or mouth-wash they use.
The latest conspiracy is that it is a bunch of JIS fangirls posting fake tweets specifically targeted at OMG for shits & giggles, so OMG will look like fools.
Jake Gyllenhaal is one of those "JiS fangirls" too - his Paris visit and staying in New York without "Austin and 5 kids" make OMG look like fools!
I think that the first interest of Jake in Paris, was not the type of Shampoo to use.
I can't believe the subject of condoms would be such a big thing.
Only OMGs think condoms are the devil incarnate. To everyone else it's "meh"!
Wonder if PG thinks the condoms are another of Jake's dirty little secrets...
Why not? You think that Jake doesn't use shower gel, shampoo or mouth-wash every day?
I think that the first interest of Jake in Paris, was not the type of Shampoo to use.
Why not?
You think that Jake doesn't use shower gel, shampoo or mouth-wash every day?
Or are you saying that he doesn't care about quality of cosmetic products he uses?
You have to admit that buying condoms is a little more personal that a bottle of shampoo and conditioner - an assistant or someone could arrange for his favorite brand of shampoo to be supplied. It kinda does imply something spur of the moment.
I think that the first interest of Jake in Paris, was not the type of Shampoo to use.
Who said anything about "first interest"?
Jake arrived in Paris on Sunday afternoon or evening, and he was seen in the pharmacy on Monday, 6PM Paris time.
http://twitter.com/#!/MATTEOELKHODR/status/171646262125400064
You have to admit that buying condoms is a little more personal that a bottle of shampoo and conditioner
No, it isn't.
It kinda does imply something spur of the moment.
Or Jake just run out of his stash.
Don't think Jake has personal assistant with him in New York.
It is because he might want to keep his activities personal, or his partner's. Maybe it was spontaneous or something he planned with someone. At any rate, I don't know why people are getting worked up over it, because it might not even be true.
I believe that when a movie star of HW arrives in a luxury Hotel in Paris, it doesn't have need to buy the shampoo or mouth-wash, because the direction of the hotel has hurry to grant all the specific needs of"Mr Gyllenhaal", and usually arrivehomages from the firms of cosmetic as Dior, when they know that there is a star.
^^Exactly!!!
an assistant or someone could arrange for his favorite brand of shampoo to be supplied
Hmmm... you think that Jake shares his or his partners' cock size with his personal assistants?
LOL probably not -
Or Mr. Excite ribbed style
I believe that when a movie star of HW arrives in a luxury Hotel in Paris, it doesn't have need to buy the shampoo or mouth-wash, because the direction of the hotel has hurry to grant all the specific needs of"Mr Gyllenhaal", and usually arrivehomages from the firms of cosmetic as Dior, when they know that there is a star.
That is nice,
but there is no reason to believe that Matteo, guy from Paris, lied about Jake in the pharmacy
and just because Jake was in the pharmacy we can't conclude that he was buying condoms like he did in New York.
We better watch it - all of this condom talk will make certain readers apopleptic!
We have just crafted a leather chastity belt for Jake to wear while he is not with Austin.
Who has said r that Matteo has lied? Matteo has met Jake in the pharmacy, " buying stuff" we know that Jake doesn't have need to buy shampo or other and we knows that him purchase the condoms alone, therefore that has bought condom in a pharmacy in Paris it is enough probable.
We have just crafted a leather chastity belt for Jake to wear while he is not with Austin.
lol! and PG have the key
we know that Jake doesn't have need to buy shampo
No, we do NOT know that, that is just what you wish others to think.
LOL, and she has hidden all her sausages so Jake can't get excited
12:22 PM - let's presume that Jake did buy condoms in Paris, too. What should we conclude from that?
At any rate, I don't know why people are getting worked up over it, because it might not even be true.
Two people lied about Jake buying condoms in New York? I don't think so.
I know, I was just sayin
Let's presume that Jake did buy condoms in Paris, too. What should we conclude from that?
That Jake's New York boyfriend was with him in Paris? :)
or he met a lovely Frenchman
or he met a lovely Frenchman
Or he has followed Lea, and he has remained for two day in her company,I know you don't lika but is more then possible.
Sorry 12:51 PM,
Lea is cute, but not cute enough to turn gay man straight or bisexual. lol
12:51 PM - who for Jake needed condoms one day after Paris, in New York?
Maybe there is not need to turn him bisexual, because he is already it ;)
well then he met a lovely Frenchwoman!
12:51 PM - who for Jake needed condoms one day after Paris, in New York?
Because he had ended all them l having wild sex with Lea?;)
12:51 PM, 12:56 PM, 12:57 PM
We do NOT know if Jake was buying condoms in Paris.
We know that Jake was buying condoms in New York.
If Jake had sex with Lea in Paris, who for Jake needed condoms one day after Paris, in New York?
Would she have come back with him? You know that early stage of a relationship.
12:58 PM #1 - WHO FOR Jake needed condoms one day after Paris, in New York?
Would she have come back with him? You know that early stage of a relationship.
Yes, I do.
You don't read tweets?
You don't spend day out in the city on your own if there is someone with you in the early stage of the relationship.
Would she have come back with him? You know that early stage of a relationship.
Because it is possible that as happens to the adult and acquiescent people, they has had, a relationship, of brief duration, exclusively sexual, happens, every day.
1:03 PM - why Jake returned to New York? He got bored by sex with Lea? lol
Very true - but perhaps it was so good they used the other ones up, he took her back to NY, and they bought more! Or perhaps they wanted to see more of each other and are able to.
1:03 PM - why Jake returned to New York? He got bored by sex with Lea? lol
Evidently he was not so boired if he has followed her from Berlin to Paris.
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