Wednesday 18 May 2011

Quick PR lesson

Quick PR lesson for closeted celebrities!

FAKE photo GOOD for your public image:



FAKE photo BAD for your public image - Call a lawyer as soon as possible!

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Anonymous said...

maybe he has not change your mind, however he make damn good his job

Anonymous said...

not J&A together no party

Anonymous said...

Jake doesn't need to be married to Austin and have secret kids yes the awful truth is: Hanry Cavill is the true father of the children of Jake OMG!

destiny said...

Only an idiot would suggest that denying and hiding a kid is better than having paparazzi taking photos of the kid, like parents can't protect kid from paparazzi if they care.

ITA. Tabloids and gossip sites don't run pictures of kids unless the parents are okay with it.

Boy, over 200 comments obsessing over Sophia, BT and OMG. Someone is not happy with Sophia and Austin's behavior at Bonnaroo and Ted's latest on BT.

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Anonymous said...

Someone is not happy with Sophia and Austin's behavior at Bonnaroo
You know that no one cares about Austin and Sophia and Bonnaroo except people who are pissed off because Austin wasn't at home "with husband and kids".

Ted's latest on BT
There is no new info there.
Again, only OMGs who are talking about 2 or 3 or more BTs have a reason to be pissed off - Ted repeated that there is only one BT.

Anonymous said...

Someone is not happy with Sophia and Austin's behavior at Bonnaroo

Yes, we know that PG was very unhappy about it, but I'm sure she's fine now :)

Anonymous said...

There's nothing funnier than people carrying on about posters at OMG they claim are delusional and not worth the time.

Anonymous said...

12:58 - not even a nice try, LOL!

OMGs are delusional and determined to destroy J&A fandom. BTW, in case you didn't notice, this is JiG gay blog, too.

Anonymous said...

the photo of the cake is surely true but that of the kiss also to me it seems a few strange

Anonymous said...

1:22 PM = PG, not happy with another Austin and Sophia photo :)

Anonymous said...

no I'm not PG, will it be true surely, don't I know , I want to say that the pic seems a little weird and the perspective it is strange. I am saying nonsense?

Anonymous said...

Photo is low quality, but that's all.

Anonymous said...

it seems that the boy to his left with his arm is helping to put on in laying

Anonymous said...

Why would he lie about not having children?

Because he is in the closet.

Like he is going to admit he has children right now, lol, let's think about this.

Anonymous said...

OMGs are delusional and determined to destroy J&A fandom. BTW, in case you didn't notice, this is JiG gay blog, too.


I guess I dont' get this statement. If Jake is with Austin then he is gay. One follows the other.

Anonymous said...

determined to destroy J&A fandom

What on earth does this mean.

destiny said...

I don't understand why on a JIG blog someone is spending so much time trying to prove that Sophia is not a beard.

I don't understand why you have to make personal attacks 24/7 on people just because you don't like their beliefs. The only thing I can figure is you're threatened by those beliefs, or you get off on trolling.

You don't believe J&A are together, or that there is BT, fine, you're entitled to your beliefs, and no one is stopping you from expressing them, so stop trying to harass people who don't share your viewpoint.

Anonymous said...

I have read that Niled could finally go out, you know something?

Anonymous said...

You don't believe J&A are together, or that there is BT, fine, you're entitled to your beliefs, and no one is stopping you from expressing them, so stop trying to harass people who don't share your viewpoint.

This is copied verbatim from an earlier post, lol. I think, Destiny, you should take a little of that advice yourself. You've got several OMG'ers (we're looking at you, PG) who make personal attacks on those who disagree with them on a regular basis, troll or not, anonymous posters. Her nasty rant of the other night was a prime example of something that exists in her own fantasies, apparently.

I don't know which is more pathetic, someone or several blogging 24/7, or the ones who are monitoring the people who they think are on 24/7.

Anonymous said...

^well said.

I have a feeling that the reason the troll pounces on those who believe Jake is married to Austin Nichols and has children is that they just can't stand the idea of Jake being a family man and hiding everything from the public. That's not the Jake they fell in love with, but I think it's true. Hopefully, he'll come out soon. People will support them and I think they will still be able to work. Heck look at NPH.

Anonymous said...

Oops! My "well said" was for Destiny's comment. Everyone posts under Anonymous here, and a few folks post under their blogger names, which trolls then use to harass and defame. I wish the namecalling and obsession with OMGers would stop. But, the trolls like causing friction between the two blogs.

Anonymous said...

Personally, I think it would be great if Jake is a family man. It would be great if he isn't, as well. It's his life. I think those who jump on posters who don't believe in J&A could be said to be desperate for him to be a family man, and don't like the idea of a single, freedom-loving Jake, why that is, I have no idea.

Just how ridiculous is it to believe that Jake keeps his children hidden, aside from being virtually impossible.

Anonymous said...

Poll: We all know their purpose, to get a sense of what readers want. Ted asks about TT to see if there is anyone still interested in this tired blind item - if and noone is, he'd drop it like a hot potato.

Anonymous said...

...and a few folks post under their blogger names, which trolls then use to harass and defame.

Really? PG seems to be the Name Defamer. FYI, I wouldn't brag about having the maturity of a 20 year-old warehouse boy, PG.

Anonymous said...

I would have to respectfully disagree 3:02. I don't think it's virtually impossible to hide your children at all. I don't like the idea of him doing this, but it can be done. I think Jake can still be a freedom loving man and married. People who are in committed relationships do it all the time. Of course, it wouldn't bother me if Jake was still available either. I just don't think he is.

More than anything, I hate the bearding and the shipping of heterosexuality as the only legitimate way to live. That's when Jake really makes me angry.

Anonymous said...

It's impossible to hide a child. Can the children be hidden from the general public? Probably. But some seem to believe they are virtual prisoners or something. We may not know what's going on, but those children, if they exist, are not being hidden.

You give up traditional "freedom" when you marry and have children. Their needs take precedence. You can't have it both ways. Most are willing to do that for their familes and committed relationship, but anyone will tell you it means compromise. As a single person, you don't have the security of a family and committed relationship, so there are always plusses and minuses to every situation.

Anonymous said...

Ted has no reason to refer to Austin Nichols as hubby or to indicate that it's been a nearly a decade (which would be when Jake met Austin on the set of TDAT), if it weren't true. I believe Ted still writes about them being together because they are. If Toothy had broken up with his longtime partner, people would still follow the saga and it certainly wouldn't reflect on Ted. He has no control of whether Toothy stays with Goose or not. And, as some people have hinted here, Toothy might even be sexier, if Ted would write about him being a bachelor. Jake going into 5th gear in the back of a car, is far more interesting than him raising a family.

Anonymous said...

Actually, reading about boring sexual escapades isn't that interesting, more of the same tabloid stuff. TT being married and possibly with kids is a refreshing change. But the logistics of it are impossible. Again, trying to read others' minds and fill in the blanks. Get a life of your own, instead of writing not only fic for Jake's life, but for anonymous posters like a busybody.

Anonymous said...

It's impossible to hide a child.

Sure it is. Jake doesn't hide the child from his family and friends. Baby Tile isn't even 4 years old yet. Jake just hides the child from the public. As several people have already pointed out, the paps usually stay away from celebrity children, unless the star wants to pimp them out like Matt McC. or Tom Cruise. In fact, they do it, to make themselves look straight. That's where the phony marriages come into play. If Jake wants his child out of the spotlight, it's easy to do.

Anonymous said...

All of that is if-sh*t. When did it finally become accepted by all that yes, kids are protected from being photographed?

Time will tell, because they'll have to be enrolled in pre-school if they aren't already (unless the next rationale will be that they are being homeschooled), and other activities.

Anonymous said...

Paps normally will not go after celeb kids, if it's well known that they are off limits. Plus, Ted has said that BT is being raised away from Hollyweird.

Anonymous said...

Out of the spotlight and hiding are two different things. The former is a desirable way to raise them.

Anonymous said...

Destiny, for example, keeps trying to make the point that J&A are transferring a sense of shame to their child(ren). How does she know this, not to mention how does she know the child(ren) are being hidden, or that they even exist? She can only guess and that's no reason to come down so hard on Jake and Austin and write an entire backstory for them. I think if they made the decision to be parents and all of the responsibility that goes with it, they must have considered it carefully and try to do the best possible for the child(ren). Keeping them virtual prisoners as some suggest is outlandish and ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Paps normally will not go after celeb kids.

Wrong. They'll go after anything where they can make a buck.

If people truly think Sophia is a beard, then criticize her for that and that only. Don't discredit her for anything and everything she does, it's juvenile - she seems to be involved in a lot of good and serious causes.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm sure Jake has had to pay up plenty of times, but I do agree that for the most part, paps will try to stay away from celebrity children.

I criticize Sophia for being a beard and a hypocrite. She makes believe that she supports gay rights and then openly flaunts her fake relationship with Austin. I think, just like Reese she has used her power in the "relationship" to advance her career. Don't worry, I have problems with what Jake and Austin are doing too. There's plenty of blame to go around.

Anonymous said...

OT: Martin Freeman was already cast for "The Hobbit" and now Benedict Cumberbatch has been too! They are in that fantastic 21st century Sherlock Holmes series together.

Anonymous said...

Jake doesn't hide the child from his family and friends. Baby Tile isn't even 4 years old yet. Jake just hides the child from the public. As several people have already pointed out, the paps usually stay away from celebrity children, unless the star wants to pimp them out like Matt McC. or Tom Cruise.

Do you know ANY family with a small kid?
Looks like you don't, because only tottaly ignorant person would use "just hides the child from the public" for situation where, for example, BT never ever can sit next to her/his father in a plane, or take a walk with Jake and Atticus or play in public park with Ramona and family. Ever.

Anonymous said...

You don't believe J&A are together, or that there is BT, fine, you're entitled to your beliefs, and no one is stopping you from expressing them, so stop trying to harass people who don't share your viewpoint.

Destiny,
when someone doesn't share your opinion you have no problem insulting people's intelligence over and over again with bullshit and playing stupid answers. Not just you, all OMG posters are doing that - and you all blame others for not being nice.

Anonymous said...

I have read that Niled could finally go out, you know something?

They said something similar 3-4 times before, I'll believe it when they publish release date (but NOT Ukrainian relase date).

Anonymous said...

Because he is in the closet.
Like he is going to admit he has children right now, lol, let's think about this.


YOU should think about it.
NO ONE asked Jake about his kids, Jake offered that answer, he denied his "kids" while talking about biking.
Parents don't do that.
Parents love their children unconditionally and would be pained to deny who they love the most.

Anonymous said...

determined to destroy J&A fandom
What on earth does this mean.


It means that from using research skills and common sense to prove that Jake is gay and bearding, OMG moved to insane theories and ignoring obvious facts.
So very soon JiS fans will have the right to say how crazy JiG fans are wrong about Jake and Austin being gay.

Anonymous said...

^^It's not that that's ruining the fandom, it's the attitudes of some, not all. Whether or not they have silent readers, I don't know - but people don't post as much, just the usual overbearing ones.

FYI, there's no way to know whether or not BT can't sit next to parents on a plane, etc. - they probably have done and do.

Anonymous said...

I interpret ruining the fandom to mean not fun anymore to read and post at the sites, nothing to do with Jake's career. People take the subject of is-he-or-isn't-he waaaay too seriously, and if you don't post under a recognizable blogger name, you are suspect. Not open-minded at all, and one of the drawbacks of not being able to post anonymously. You can't speak your mind.

Anonymous said...

FYI, there's no way to know whether or not BT can't sit next to parents on a plane, etc. - they probably have done and do.

Bullshit. Or are you suggesting Jake drugs BT so he/she wouldn't call him Daddy in public? Or you are suggesting that Jake travels with BT only in private planes?

Anonymous said...

FYI, there's no way to know whether or not BT can't sit next to parents on a plane, etc. - they probably have done and do.

Good example of insulting everyone's intelligence.

Anonymous said...

I'd say nice try, but it isn't.

Anonymous said...

Not suggesting, saying outright - how would we even know Jake and child's travel arrangements? It was just said above that paps stay away from photo ops of celeb kids. Retake Logic 101.

Anonymous said...

6:45 PM / 6:47 PM - WTF are you talking about?????
Who needs paparazzi when anyone in the plane can take a photo of Jake or notice he's with a kid who calls him Daddy and post that on the Internet????

Anonymous said...

It was just said above that paps stay away from photo ops of celeb kids.

They don't, read again.

Anonymous said...

I'll say it again, and then I'm done. You can hash it out. We don't know what kind of travel arrangements he would make. It is utterly ridiculous to think that if Jake has a child, he never takes them out with him or is seen with them in public.

Anonymous said...

7:06 PM - what are you talking about?

If Jake has a kid (I don't believe there is a kid) than he can't ever be seen with him/her in the public. Kid is hiden, doesn't exist, is denied because Jake is in the closet and kid would out him as gay.

Which part you don't understand?

Anonymous said...

7:06 PM - what are you talking about?

If Jake has a kid (I don't believe there is a kid) then he can't ever be seen with him/her in the public. Kid is hiden, doesn't exist, is denied because Jake is in the closet and kid would out him as gay.

Which part you don't understand?

Anonymous said...

There's nothing to understand. It's too far out fantasy, all that. There's no proof of what you are saying, that they couldn't be seen in public, or if the kid would out him as being gay. Or if he's afraid of being outed. I'd sooner believe that Jake has no kids than to think he's hiding not one, not two, but possibly three or more, away. It's outrageous.

It's no fun to come to a fandom where Jake is being accused of being a drunk, a drug addict, a child abuser, ad infinitum. At least I don't take pleasure in misery.

Anonymous said...

Most families are created from love, and a gay family is no different. If a gay couple decides to have children, it goes without saying that they must hold their relationship in high esteem and are proud of it, if they make the deliberate decision to add to that by having a family together. Just common sense.

For straight couples, sometimes kids come along accidentally or maybe one partner isn't ready. Gay couples choose to have a family.

If you don't think giving up some freedoms comes along with an exclusive relationship, you must not have any experience with it. The divorce statistics say it all. People change over time, and what they might have wanted initially might not be what they want today. Society and religion push marriage and children as the way to be, and it isn't for everyone. If a person is mature and self-aware enough to recognize that in the beginning, it saves a lot of trouble and heartache.

Anonymous said...

There's no proof of what you are saying, that they couldn't be seen in public, or if the kid would out him as being gay. Or if he's afraid of being outed.

You are really unfuckingbelievable.

Anonymous said...

or if the kid would out him as being gay

Of course not! Straight male celebrities are having kids on their own via surrogate mothers all the time. And they hide their kids all the time too!

prairiegirl said...

we're looking at you, PG

#1, it's Prairie Girl to you.

#2, Which rant in particular are you talking about? LOL

#3, If you're referring to the "discussion" Jack and I had the other day, you need to get a life and see how YOU would like your blogger name used on another gossip site to make a comment that you never made? Oh wait, but you would never know that, would you since you post under Anon all the time. Until you want to try using a blogger name that identifies yourself and have your own blog and have it hijacked plus have your personal birthright name used on WFT2, then I suggest you talk to the hand and shut the heck up. I don't even want to hear it.

#3 What's with the "we're"? You speak for yourself; you don't speak for the masses, quit acting like you do. Until you take a poll and get a majority vote, you can't say "we". Give me a break.

prairiegirl said...

Oops! My "well said" was for Destiny's comment. Everyone posts under Anonymous here, and a few folks post under their blogger names, which trolls then use to harass and defame. I wish the namecalling and obsession with OMGers would stop. But, the trolls like causing friction between the two blogs.

:)
Thank you, 14:59. I was just reading your comment.

prairiegirl said...

Not open-minded at all, and one of the drawbacks of not being able to post anonymously. You can't speak your mind.

It works both ways. The minute I post over here under my blogger name, my comment is judged just like a made up name may be pre-judged over on OMG. I have made some comments here under Anon and had people agree wholeheartedly. But the minute I post under my blogger name, it's met with pre-judgement already.

I accept it - no way to change it. But don't accuse OMG of the same thing when some of us get pre-judged over here as well.

Anonymous said...

I have made some comments here under Anon and had people agree wholeheartedly.

You posted that BT doesn't exist and Jake and Austin aren't together anymore?

prairiegirl said...
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prairiegirl said...

You posted that BT doesn't exist and Jake and Austin aren't together anymore?

No.

Anonymous said...

I can't remember the last time I agreed with you. What did you post?

Anonymous said...

"It's no fun to come to a fandom where Jake is being accused of being a drunk, a drug addict, a child abuser, ad infinitum."

If the kitchen's getting too hot...

Anonymous said...

AS his secret child has hidden very well it, I don't want to say that Bt surely exists however it is not so rare that celebrities hide their children for varied motives, not that this is all right rather it is horrible however happens

Anonymous said...

I have made some comments here under Anon and had people agree wholeheartedly.

LOL but previously you have said that you don't post anon. Liar just like Olay Tom, who was caught out.

No-one gives a shit if you post anon or not, just don't lie about it.

Anonymous said...

I'll say it again, and then I'm done. You can hash it out. We don't know what kind of travel arrangements he would make. It is utterly ridiculous to think that if Jake has a child, he never takes them out with him or is seen with them in public.

You're wasting your time. Some people who believe J/A have kids and are "hiding them" are Wacko. It's plain and simple.

If you take a poll, I'm certain you'll find none of them, or most of them don't have children themselves and they have some wierd Idea of what it takes to be a parent. I could not see any parent understanding (or) thinking it's some beautiful thing for two in the closet guys going thru the trouble of having a children, then hiding their children, or to think J/A would do something so STRANGE.

Anonymous said...

Ted must be reading. He posted an affirmation that Baby Tile exists.

Dear Ted:
When it comes to Baby Tile, I'm confused. How exactly do Toothy Tile and Grey Goose share a child? I'm guessing it's more complicated than a typical parental split. And surely someone would have spotted them with the same kid by now. And who exactly is taking care of Baby Tile while Toothy and Grey are off being stars and covering their Vicey tracks? They should just come out already, Baby Tile and all!
—Jade

Dear Lil' T:
C'mon, J, don't you know the gay way? Surrogate, babe! It's the swankiest way to spawn these days. As for the Baby T, well, there's around-the-clock nanny care. But that's just a H'wood thing. Lots of celebs get that perk.

Take that troll.

Anonymous said...

Take that troll.

OMG LOL!!

That would really hurt if I actually believed in Ted's fiction. Thanks for the belly laugh kool-aid drinker <3

Anonymous said...

The sad thing about 1:54am is that they believe everyone else is as emotionally attached as they are to the whole toothy saga. Sad.

Guess what? Some people actually come here for a laugh. Try it some time 1:54am.

Anonymous said...

Last night I have seen Green Lantern and I have seriously reconsidered Prince of Persia as a good movie

Anonymous said...

AS his secret child has hidden very well it, I don't want to say that Bt surely exists however it is not so rare that celebrities hide their children for varied motives, not that this is all right rather it is horrible however happens

More insane, made up bullshit.

Anonymous said...

6:18 AM - nah, Green Lantern and Prince of Persia are shitty movies.

Anonymous said...

But don't accuse OMG of the same thing when some of us get pre-judged over here as well.

Prairiegirl,
you are lying and spinning again.
It doesn't matter is someone posts anonymously or not. OMGs trash anyone who doesn't agree with them - with or without the name.
Same on WFT2 - you are lying, no one agreed with you just because you posted anonymously.

Anonymous said...

C'mon, J, don't you know the gay way? Surrogate, babe! It's the swankiest way to spawn these days. As for the Baby T, well, there's around-the-clock nanny care. But that's just a H'wood thing. Lots of celebs get that perk.

Notice how Ted did NOT answer "And surely someone would have spotted them with the same kid by now" - he's playing stupid just like OMGs.

Take that BT believers.

Anonymous said...

PG: I have made some comments here under Anon and had people agree wholeheartedly.
LOL but previously you have said that you don't post anon.


Oops!

Austin said...

One of my heroes behind the camera. Terrence Malick http://twitpic.com/5cwysa

16 hours ago

Anonymous said...

rebekahelise_: "mom this is my future husband!!" "whos that?" "jake gyllenhaal! XD" "he looks gay." ):
2 days ago

Anonymous said...

"mom this is my future husband!!" Austin says: put yourself in line

Marcus said...

Austin and Jake are single and prefer to spend their time with other people.

Anonymous said...

rebekahelise_: "mom this is my future husband!!" "whos that?" "jake gyllenhaal! XD" "he looks gay." ):
attention lady could arrive her a threatening letter from the lawyers of Jake!

Anonymous said...

Hi Marcus what about Sophia?

Anonymous said...

It wasn't rocket science to figure out that some post anon as well as with an official blogger name. Destiny needs to 'fess up too. ;)

Austin sort of resembles Terrence Malik?

Anonymous said...

8:10 AM - Austin won't be pleased :)

Marcus said...

Hi Marcus what about Sophia?

Who?!

Anonymous said...

Malik a few less

Anonymous said...

Who?!

Sophia the new Christiane Amanpour from Afghanistan ! ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

As for the Baby T, well, there's around-the-clock nanny care.

I told you. Someone said it earlier. It's the old Lady in the Shoe. She's the nanny and she wants to adopt the BabyTiles.

Anonymous said...

^^lol :)

Gyllenhaal pushed to edge by Grylls said...

Jake Gyllenhaal was pushed to his limits by Bear Grylls on a gruelling survival expedition.
The Hollywood star, who has trained to get in shape to star in action movies, went to Iceland with the former soldier for his show Born Survivor and asked to be pushed - but admitted he was surprised by how tough he found it.

Bear revealed: "A couple of weeks ago I took Jake Gyllenhaal, reportedly the fittest man in Hollywood, on a Born Survivor to Iceland. He said he wanted to to be pushed and afterwards said he'd never been pushed so hard.

He went on: "We had crazy conditions - sleeping in snow caves, huge river crossings and these torrential storms. I was a little bit nervous as I promised Jake's management team I would keep him alive, but he was brilliant.

"There's something magical about the raw emotion of fear and nerves. I think that's what people like about the show."

Bear, 37, admits that having three sons - Jesse, Marmaduke and Huckleberry, who he describes as "little Mowglis" - has focused his attention on living.

He said: "You've got to get back in one piece to them and that's the only thing that matters.

"A couple of weeks ago one of our crew almost got killed in a rock fall. I think the more you survive, the more your experience and knowledge grows and the more wary you are next time.

"I always say at the start of filming, 'You can get it right a thousand times, but you only get it wrong once'."

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertainment/news/gyllenhaal-pushed-to-edge-by-grylls-16013441.html

prairiegirl said...

LOL but previously you have said that you don't post anon. Liar just like Olay Tom, who was caught out.

No-one gives a shit if you post anon or not, just don't lie about it.


No, I didn't lie. I just recently started doing that. When I said I didn't post anon, that was quite awhile ago when I said that on here.

Calm down, Jack, have some hot tea. Pot. Kettle.

Sophia 'Amanpour' Bush - 2nd Afghan blog said...

The historic bar, called the Hare & Hound lounge, is filled with the feeling of war-zone romances, traces of cigar smoke, and markings of daring and drunken journalists who have toasted near misses and perfectly captured photographs since the early 1800s.

Did she smell the cigar smoke via her Blackberry? Amazing!

Anonymous said...

I just recently started doing that.

What did you post? Give us an example.

prairiegirl said...

Prairiegirl,
you are lying and spinning again.
It doesn't matter is someone posts anonymously or not. OMGs trash anyone who doesn't agree with them - with or without the name.
Same on WFT2 - you are lying, no one agreed with you just because you posted anonymously.


lol.

There are therapeutic dogs for self-pity like this.

Anonymous said...

PG: I have made some comments here under Anon and had people agree wholeheartedly.

Hi Prairiegirl, that was me agreeing with your posts. I often agree with stupid posts, just to make that person feel valued. Sorry if you actually thought I was serious!

Anonymous said...

Prairiegirl,

the truth hurts, doesn't it?
Your lies are transparent and obvious.

Anonymous said...

There are therapeutic dogs for self-pity like this.

You are really pathetic, an adult should be ashamed of being such a coward and spineless liar about trivial things like gossip.

Anonymous said...

As for the Baby T, well, there's around-the-clock nanny care.

Duh! Why should parents be with their kids when they can pay someone else to do that? Attending concerts and traveling to nice destinations is more important than wasting time with your kids.

Anonymous said...

He went on: "We had crazy conditions - sleeping in snow caves, huge river crossings and these torrential storms. I was a little bit nervous as I promised Jake's management team I would keep him alive, but he was brilliant.

if he has survived to almost three years with Reese, frozen Iceland it is as soon as a joke

Anonymous said...

LOL! Lucky for Jake he never had to go down Ice Maiden's frozen crevasse

Anonymous said...

without a guide this would have been really impossible ;)

Anonymous said...

yes Jake doesn't have any experience in such things!

OT said...

Cat that barks like a dog — until someone notices

WTF?

Anonymous said...

The historic bar, called the Hare & Hound lounge, is filled with the feeling of war-zone romances, traces of cigar smoke, and markings of daring and drunken journalists who have toasted near misses and perfectly captured photographs since the early 1800s.

oh no poor Sophia has confused her repotrage from Afghanistan with an old episode of of Cheers. Who was to the counter of the cafe Ted Danson?

Atticus said...

Cat that barks like a dog — until someone notices

Fuck!

Anonymous said...

yes Atticus better for you if you learn to meow ;)

Anonymous said...

SynneAlida: Sunset bulevard, #sightseeing Jake gyllenhall?
about 12 hours ago

Anonymous said...

Jake on Sunset bulevard, like Julia Roberts, "Pretty Jake!";)

Anonymous said...

Fabulous Jake! :)

Anonymous said...

:) :) :)

Anonymous said...

The troll is really nuts . He comments anon 100% of the time here and makes up a new name every time on omg but then bitches that people comment as anons.

Anonymous said...

Names are totally irrelevant.
Does it matter if PG posts about Jake's "hubby" as PG or Anon? It doesn't.

Anonymous said...

today I have broken the wrist just to the beginning in the summer my life sucks:(

Anonymous said...

Ouch! I hope it's at least your left hand.

Anonymous said...

yes at least I have had this lucky :) thanks

Anonymous said...

Small mercies :)

Anonymous said...

yes at least I can do alone almost all and I am a few less pathetic :)

Anonymous said...

You are really unfuckingbelievable.

That's what they tell me. ;P

Anonymous said...

well sayd!

Austin said...

This is an actor I'm doing a play with asleep in a bear suit. http://twitpic.com/5dheuf
13 hours ago

Anonymous said...

What is he doing?

Anonymous said...

Austin and Sophia

JUNE 18, 2011

Actress Sophia Bush and actor Austin Nichols attend Montblanc presents 24 Hour Plays LA at Pier 59 Studios on June 18, 2011 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic)

Anonymous said...

beargrylls: Jake Gyllenhaal and me prep for our Icelandic mission - little did we know we were to be hammered by 90+mph winds! http://twitpic.com/5dqdlu
about 3 hours ago

Anonymous said...

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Tonite we have seen Rick Rubin, Tom Morello, Jake Gyllenhaal,Quincy Jones, Tony Kanal, Cindy Crawford,Gina Gershon all at U2 Anaheim #U2360

Anonymous said...
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Florida Tom said...

LOL but previously you have said that you don't post anon. Liar just like Olay Tom, who was caught out.

No-one gives a shit if you post anon or not, just don't lie about it.



I love lying:-)

Anonymous said...

Tonite we have seen Rick Rubin, Tom Morello, Jake Gyllenhaal,Quincy Jones, Tony Kanal, Cindy Crawford,Gina Gershon all at U2

Too bad Austin had Sophia event to attend.

Anonymous said...

beargrylls: Jake Gyllenhaal and me prep for our Icelandic mission - I imagine that this is an" astute" movement to seem straight more and more. To focus himself a few on his job and to stop it with these imbecilities no?

Anonymous said...

Are you saying that gay men can't be outdoorsmen or survivalists? Isn't that a bit shortsighted?

Anonymous said...

no no it would be really ignorant to think this, anything else other than myopic, but to do doesn't owe himt for strength to go to a television show, it seems that he does it to show something, but I didn't absolutely want to say that the men gay cannot make these things.

Weekly Grocery Lists said...

Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y

WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y

WEEK FIVE
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles good Chardonnay
1 large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay
Large tin Crisco

Anonymous said...

Weekly Grocery Lists said...
Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963


LOL :) IT IS TOO MUCH AMUSING YOU ARE GREAT!

Anonymous said...

Large tin Crisco

what is it?

Anonymous said...

Something that can be used as lubricant.

Anonymous said...

thanks:)

Anonymous said...

WTK_Kentucky: Was Jake Gyllenhaal really on Man VS Wild with Bear Grylls? That's two hot guys in a forest together. OHMYGOD. I would be in heaven.
half a minute ago

Anonymous said...

theashdaddy: At Hollywood Farmers Market creepin on a very bearded Jake Gyllenhaal.
about 2 hours ago

Anonymous said...

heidigenrich: Just squeezed passed Jake Gyllenhaal at the Hollywood Farmers market. Too waspy to snap a picture or say hi. I don't belong in LA.
about 2 hours ago

Anonymous said...

very bearded Jake Gyllenhaal.
Was he with Tylor Swift?

Anonymous said...

Once you start hiding behind beards ...

Anonymous said...

beard call beard

Anonymous said...

have you seen what a bomb green lantern? this year a lot a movie stars have disappointed the expectations and I am starting to revalue Jake that in the good and in the evil the on the one hundred million of dollars (counting the foreign ) it brings them home

Anonymous said...

Box Office - 1. Green Lantern $52.7M

Better first weekend than PoP.

Anonymous said...

yes is true however even if smaller GL is a super hero that to the cinema they work more historically, Pop it is a video game that contrarily bombed almost ever, and it has earned more than Tomb Rider however, with this I don't want to defend Pop that is indeed a crapy movie

Anonymous said...

bombed almost always ,not amost ever sorry :)

Anonymous said...

Also GL is in 3-D, Pop wasn't because Disney didn't want to spend anymore money on Pop by adding 3-D plus it would have delayed it more. Pop would have come in at #1 instead of 2 with 3-D ticket sales, takeaway 3-D and GL would have made less.

Anonymous said...

The whole phase of distribution and promotion of Pop it has been confused and this certain has not helped the movie

Anonymous said...

What was confused?

Austin said...

Happy Fathers Day, Dad. You won't see this. Cause you aren't on twitter. So happy#fathersday to all the dads out there
16 hours ago

Anonymous said...

Austin doesn't sound fatherly.

Anonymous said...

LOL! How does "fatherly" sound?

Oh, right. Austin should have texted: "Happy Fathers Day to me and Jake. Oops!"

Anonymous said...

Was it the Fathers day in America yesterday? From us it is February 18

Anonymous said...

Oh, right. Austin should have texted...

No, Austin should try to use his brain before tweeting, that's all.

Anonymous said...

This is too precious not to share. From OMG.

Although after such a Toothy drought, I find it very interesting that all of a sudden lately, Ted is writing quite a bit about Toothy Tile and not only that, but after an even longer drought, he mentions Baby Tile several days in a row.

And we know what happens when he mentions BT like that. It means there's been a kid recently born or about to be born.


Ohhh PrairieGirl you are comedic GOLD! (Even though I know she's serious it's just hi-larry-us!)

Anonymous said...

PrairieGirl really wrote that?!?

Anonymous said...

And we know what happens when he mentions BT like that. It means there's been a kid recently born or about to be born.

That's insane.
See what I mean when I say that OMG is determined to destroy JiG/J&A fandom?

Anonymous said...

No more insane than your statement that OMG is destroying the JIG fandom.

Anonymous said...

3:42 PM = PrairieGirl posting as Anon

Anonymous said...

No more insane than your statement that OMG is destroying the JIG fandom.

OMG = JiG blog
OMG keeps posting insane, too stupid for words theories about Jake and Austin and Ted.
Why would anyone believe OMG posters when they say that Jake is gay?
So yes, OMG is destroying the JIG fandom.

Anonymous said...

No more insane than your statement that OMG is destroying the JIG fandom.

Claim about "OMG is destroying the JIG fandom" could be wrong.
"We know what happens when he (Ted) mentions BT like that. It means there's been a kid recently born or about to be born" claim is insane.
Can you see the difference? I'm sure you can.

Anonymous said...

Leah_FRO: http://t.co/MdFsIeo Lets just take a second to appreciate Jake Gyllenhaal ripping off his trousers stripper style.
2 minutes ago

Bear Grylls said...

Ah, the adventure bug has hit movie star Jake Gyllenhaal. He’ll be joining host Bear Grylls to kick off six new episodes of Man Vs. Wild Mondays on Discovery beginning with Gyllenhaal’s episode on July 11 at 9 p.m.

The actor will spend two days with the adventurer in Iceland doing whatever and going wherever Grylls does. "For me, it’s all about discovery," says Gyllenhaal

prairiegirl said...

PrairieGirl really wrote that?!?

Oh yes I did. And proud of it.


3:42 PM = PrairieGirl posting as Anon

Wrong-o. AGAIN. I was working all day today - didn't get on either blog, anon or name.


I'm going to enjoy it all one day when this stuff gets revealed. You go right ahead and point fingers, laugh, etc. - doesn't bother me.

I know what I know. Jake & Austin got married and they have kids.


Oh, did I say that Jake & Austin got married and have kids?


In case I forgot to mention it, I believe that Jake & Austin got married and they have kids.

One more time just for anyone who missed it.


Jake & Austin got married and they have kids. And yeah, 3 times Ted answered the question "Is BT human?" You can interpret that however you want, but in the timeline on the big WORD DOCUMENT, this question falls during the time periods for gestation/birth.

Did I say the big WORD DOCUMENT? The sekrit WORD DOCUMENT? Shared by sekrit email?

Oh, and just in case, I didn't mention it before - the timeline in the Word Document. Shared to me via email.

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Anonymous said...

Jake has some strange legs ,not him?

prairiegirl said...

Stupid blogger.

A couple of you really need to take a blood pressure check if you're hanging onto things that I say over on OMG.

What a hoot. I'm infamous! You're just feeding an ego, you know.
;D On second thought, keep right on. Let the head just keep on growing - I can get pretty obnoxious.

Peter and Jake? said...

Peter Sarsgaard To Direct And Write Born To Run But Will Jake Gyllenhaal Star?

After a couple of years in which he’s won acclaim on and off Broadway in Chekhov productions as well as captured attention and large audiences in An Education and Green Lantern, Peter Sarsgaard has revealed that he is about to make a career shift. He has confirmed to Hitfix and Menswear that he is shortly to make his directorial debut with Born to Run, a movie adaptation of Christopher McDougall‘s autobiographical account of running barefoot with the Tarahumara Indians of Mexico.

Endurance doesn’t even begin to cover the epic scale of Tarahumara running. They can cover hundreds of miles, steadfast in their belief that running free of modern running shoes enables them to cover vast distances without the injuries known all too well by athletes.

Sarsgaard’s association with Born to Run was first noticed in August last year when McDougall’s appearance in the famous Leadville 100 race in Colorado was accompanied by a crew and cameras – plus the crowd-drawing Peter Sarsgaard and his brother-in-law Jake Gyllenhaal. Despite being more than able runners themselves, the actors didn’t compete in the endurance event. They watched, observed and filmed.

But which of the two was it who was involved with the project?

Sarsgaard is not only directing Born to Run, he is writing the script. Acting in it as well would be a step too far. He told Hitfix:

We’re going to try to make, you know, a kind of wild dirt magazine sort of version of Born to Run that honors the true free spirit of what a lot of these people are like… I was drawn to it because I wanted to play Caballo Blanco and then I got drawn into directing it and now I don’t feel comfortable [doing both].

With Gyllenhaal frequently spotted running across the Hollywood Hills, sometimes in the ‘barefoot shoes’ made famous by McDougall, one might consider him a definite possibility for the lead (incidentally, he is also about to appear in a celebrity episode of Man vs Wild with Bear Grylls). Chris McDougall himself has contributed to the mystery over which of the actors would feature:

They’re keeping that one a bit under wraps for now, but [Jake's] involved. I’m not sure in what sense. But I will tell you that this dude is in unbelievable shape. We went up this mountain pass and this guy just blazed on by.

Sarsgaard is currently looking for funding for Born to Run, which will be produced by Kathy and Frank Marshall. The aim is to shoot through the winter in Sierra Madre, Mexico.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/06/20/peter-sarsgaard-to-direct-and-write-born-to-run-but-will-jake-gyllenhaal-star

Anonymous said...

PrairieGirl really wrote that?!?
Oh yes I did. And proud of it.


PrairieGirl,

why are you proud of posting something so stupid as suggesting that Ted's answers about BT could mean that Jake and Austin are having another kid or will soon have another kid?

Anonymous said...

In case I forgot to mention it, I believe that Jake & Austin got married and they have kids.
One more time just for anyone who missed it.


How many times Ted needs to repeat that there is just one BT? Since Ted's gossip is the ONLY source of BT info you should at least try to be consistent.

Anonymous said...

a very nice project seems to me, even if I don't know the original history I didn't imagine Peter so bossy

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Anonymous said...

He has confirmed to Hitfix and Menswear that he is shortly to make his directorial debut with Born to Run

Yes, I know that Peter is older than Jake, but it seems to me that Jake is talking while Peter is working.

Anonymous said...

Jake & Austin got married and they have kids. And yeah, 3 times Ted answered the question "Is BT human?" You can interpret that however you want, but in the timeline on the big WORD DOCUMENT, this question falls during the time periods for gestation/birth.

Ted said ONE kid few days ago.
No one sane could interpret that as a new kid for Jake and Austin, that's to crazy for words.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I know that Peter is older than Jake, but it seems to me that Jake is talking while Peter is working.

what does it mean?

Anonymous said...

Did anyone wish Jake and Austin a Happy Fathers Day??? Anybody?

Where were Jake and Austin yesterday? They should have been with their "Children", If you know what I mean. LOL

Anonymous said...

No tweets to Austin wishing him a Happy Fathers Day? No tweet from him wishing Jake a Happy Daddy's Day? Are these two fathers or Not?

Anonymous said...

they will be had to contend the prize for the worse father of the year with Arnold

Anonymous said...

What? Arnold is not a bad father!

Anonymous said...

how no? in California it has more children that electors;)

Anonymous said...

"than electors"

Anonymous said...

Perez says that Ryan Kwanten is gay and is about to come out!

Anonymous said...

That rumor about Ryan has been going around for awhile now; some think it is really his character in True Blood that is coming out.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I know that Peter is older than Jake, but it seems to me that Jake is talking while Peter is working.
what does it mean?


It means that Jake talked about directing movies one day.

Anonymous said...

babypayge: E! news headline: Nina & Ian go public, Sophia & Austin get their charity on. I like it.
about 7 hours ago

Anonymous said...

June 18 - Attending A U2 Concert In Anaheim, CA

Is Jake drunk here?

Jake said...

Huh? Who? Me?

George Clooney's 'Ides Of March' To Open Venice Film Festival said...

The George Clooney-directed The Ides of March will open the Venice Film Festival on Aug. 31, I'm told. The film, adapted from Beau Willimon's play Farragut North, stars Clooney as a presidential candidate, Ryan Gosling as a head of media and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as a campaign manager. Paul Giamatti, Marisa Tomei and Evan Rachel Wood also star. The drama takes place during the Ohio primary for the Democratic nomination. It's extremely topical, given the recent resignation of Congressman Anthony Weiner for sending photos of his package to online "sexting" partners. The Ides of March involves similar scandalous activities. Clooney, who retreats to a vacation home in Lake Como in Italy, has had several of his films play at the festival. They include Intolerable Cruelty, The Man Who Stared at Goats, and the Steven Soderbergh-directed Out of Sight. Sony Pictures will distribute the film in fall.

http://www.deadline.com/2011/06/george-clooneys-ides-of-march-to-open-venice-film-festival/

Anonymous said...

Ryan Gosling as a head of media

Not fair!

Anonymous said...

is it the first director movie for Clooney?

Anonymous said...

No, it's his movie #4

Anonymous said...

for me Clooney, is the more overestimated star of HW, and then he has stolen the oscar to Jake for BBMt, with Siriana.

Anonymous said...

Clooney didn't stole anyone's Oscar, Academy thought that he was better than Jake, that's all.

Anonymous said...

Academy has thought badly, as with Crash, only of the blinds would not have rewarded Jake and Heath that year, we know everybody that it was a scandal

Anonymous said...

There wasn't any scandal, just one of many bad decisions thru the years.

Anonymous said...

with scandal I have a little exaggerator however this has not been correct. I don't know really who deserved the Oscar more than BBMt that year

Anonymous said...

considering I have not exaggerated at all, has been really a scandal!

Anonymous said...

Clooney's win was a consolation prize of sorts for not winning in other categories. That is how the Oscars works at times. Jake's performance was not one of those showy ones the academy loves for supporting roles, and I don't get the sense Jake is one of those popular people who everybody loves and wants to pull for during awards season.

Anonymous said...

it is sad that a great institution as the Academy doesn't also give always the good example because the whole world looks you.I am Italian and when Roberto Benigni won two Oscars for me was motive for pride and ransom, since Benign is not only a great artist but he also has and above all a long history of civil appointment and opposition against the power economic mediatic and the rotten and corrupt government of Berlusconi that from us he has been making the good one and the bad time for about 20 years almost preventing from expressing himself and to freely work to whom otherwise thinks it. When the small miracle of the victory of Roberto happened us that from so many years we fight and we bear we have been able to look at America with hope and admiration because also in frivolous things as the Cinema you had rewarded the meritocracy the art and make some "justice"

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