Wednesday 5 January 2011

Silly Showmance is Over

January 4, 2011

"Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are starting 2011 single. "They're over," a source tells PEOPLE about the short-lived relationship."

Source: People magazine, Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal Break Up

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Anonymous said...

Jake could hide 5 kids without doing showmances.
In fact doing showmances is an argument against BT - high profile showmancing equals media and paparazzi attention and you don't want that when you have family to hide.


No, actually it's the opposite. While paps were surrounding Jake & Reese in Rome and all the bloggers were busy chit-chatting over that, Austin was busy taking BT1 home from the hospital. In fact, it's highly probable that Jake was never present at BT1's birth. That's the sacrifice Jake made to have number 1 born. He was over in New York City the week of BT1's birth, then flew to Rome.

And while Jake was busy going to the Lakers game with Reese and doing the kiss cam, BT2 was born.

See how that works? It's called DISTRACTION and going BIG to cover something big.

Anonymous said...

Wow, never knew that Scott Caan was gay so thanks for the information!

Jake is making a huge mistake if he starts "dating" Taylor again. His timing is always so transparent. It's too obvious he wanted to have his birthday and holidays in peace and go to the Globes without taking Taylor as his date. It looks like he's back to bearding again.

Anonymous said...

He was over in New York City the week of BT1's birth

LOL! You can't be serious. How the hell would you know the exact date/week it was born.

The whole BT story is just fantasy. When Ted first started talking about Toothy and a baby, he said it was an adoption. This then got changed to the the "swirling juices" fiction. Ted can't he even keep track of his own BS.

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Anonymous said...

And while Jake was busy going to the Lakers game with Reese and doing the kiss cam, BT2 was born. See how that works? It's called DISTRACTION and going BIG to cover something big..

It doesn't work that way.

You have to hide baby's identity - showmance can't help with that.
You have to hide the baby ALL THE TIME - showmance is bad for that because showmancing attracts paparazzi and attention.

Anonymous said...

Jake is making a huge mistake if he starts "dating" Taylor again.

Nah, showmance is over.

Anonymous said...

When Ted first started talking about Toothy and a baby, he said it was an adoption.

Not true.

Anonymous said...

Bankability: Actors that each had two duds in 2010 included ... Jake Gyllenhaal (Prince of Persia, Love and Other Drugs)

Ouch!

Anonymous said...

Not true.

LOL Sorry it is true. Adoption was mentioned in Jan 2007, then it was changed to the "swirling juices" fiction in March 2007.


January 11, 2007

One Kids ‘R’ us Blind Vice


Awards season is officially here, so what exactly gets stars like Halle Berry and Eva Longoria through the über-busy season? They dish on their number one necessities! And what’s Toothy Tile thinkin’ of taking home with him? Here’s a hint: It isn't an award...

Congrats are in order! Guess what? I hear our fave hubba-hubba, humpy homo in T-town, Toothy Tile, is seriously considering making things super-domesticated with his equally homosational b-f. And no, I don't mean the gorgeous closeted (albeit permanently, it seems) actor is getting a new puppy or Cuisinart.

Hear ol' T2 is thinking about helping his man-friend adopt something, uh, more...complex. As in a human (aren't we all?). Meaning, a baby! Too sweet!



March 16, 2007

Stork Stirrings


Since it's Blind Friday, thought I'd also give you the latest on Toothy Tile. Hear he's not really planning on adopting a kiddo, as I previously broke a few weeks ago. Nope. I was—gasp!—wrong.

Turns out T2, so blab our mutual amigos, plans on swirling up his love juice, right alongside his boyfriend's procreating protein, ya know, putting it in some kinda beaker or toaster, or something, and mixing it around with a donor's eggs, then putting the results into yet another donor to carry the resulting embryo.

Anonymous said...

People have some back issues online, and there are Jake/Taylor PR bearding fiction articles every week. They have some details that weren't on the online version, like they 'held hands' and were 'snuggly' while having lunch with the beards' family when Jake was in Nashville for Thanksgiving.

Every step of this 'relationship' is in People Magazine and US weekly. It's so staged and PR planted, it's almost unbelievable!

People Dec 13 2010

People Nov 15 2010

People Nov 22 2010

Jake's PR said...

It's so staged and PR planted, it's almost unbelievable!

Thank you!

destiny said...

I've known about Caan for years, but didn't know he had a beard. Probably got one when he started doing Hawaii Five-O. So pointless.

Anonymous said...

So pointless.

Not totally pointless because fangirls are stupid as dirt and they loved this:

E! Online - Red Carpet Quotes! Stars Dish at the Golden Globes:

"[Laughs.] We're working on a snoring situation, but I think it's under control."

— Hawaii Five-O star Scott Caan's girlfriend when asked what her biggest pet peeve about Scott is

Anonymous said...

People Nov 22 2010

"Jake & Taylor: Why it's working"

LMAO!

destiny said...

A snoring situation, LMAO.

Anonymous said...

Snoring is awful. I don't care who it is--whether I'm sharing a room with a parent, friend, lover, etc. If someone starts snoring and I'm up, I want to head for the hills. And if I have no other sanctuary but that room, I may as well sleep in the bath.

DL comment said...

Not only did he (Scott Caan) say that they had been dating off and on for years, the girlfriend (who was not introduced) made a point of mentioning that Scott's snoring bothered her. It really seemed awkward and scripted.

Anonymous said...

Lets see, promo for Source Code will be starting soon. What can Jake do to to sabotage his next movie since he subconsciously does it every time. Oh yes. Start seeing Taylor again since the whole world thinks he is a pervert to do so. That will finish off his career so he can walk away without guilt.

Jake said...

I'll be an Academy Award winning director by then!

Anonymous said...

:)

Elton John has changed his tune on gay marriage said...

"It seems so ridiculous I could be with my partner for 17 years and we have a son, and my partner and I can't get married," he told the crowd (via AP), before issuing a "f*ck you,' to those responsible for keeping him from marriage.

destiny said...

I guess it's good he changed his tune, on the other hand it really irks me that someone like Elton John only cared when it personally affected him, i.e., wanting marriage now that he has a kid.

Jake said...

:x

BI LOL said...

This almost A list always foreign born movie actor was dining at a restaurant two nights ago with his B list movie actress significant other. When our actor saw who was serving them, our actor told his significant other they could ask for another waiter because it turns out our actor had slept with the waiter. His significant other replied, "Oh, its ok, I slept with him too."

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/01/todays-blind-items_20.html

T said...

Ryan Gosling appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to talk about his new film. He also talked about his charity work for Raise Hope for Congo and a hospital visit he made there where he learned a new dance move to Rihanna's "Rude Boy" from an insanely cute girl.

Ryan Gosling Demos New 'Rude Boy' Dance Move

Anonymous said...

I respect celebs/rich people who help and support and don't announce it everywhere. I'm not rich, but I helped a lot and still do if I can afford, but I never made sure all my relatives and friends have to now.

Anonymous said...

Celebs can help and do good just by supporting someone or something.

Anonymous said...

Ryan announced his charity work just when he's doing promo for BV. ;)

Anonymous said...

^^If Jake did that, the whole internet would have chewed him up and spit him out already.

Anonymous said...

Jake in Nashville:

http://plixi.com/p/71495284

Anonymous said...

JuChilla: Ohh snap! Jake Gyllenhaal is on my flight to LAX thought he and t-swift were done?!?
about 1 hour ago

Anonymous said...

Taylor and her band are starting a tour today, starting on some cruise. No room in her band for Jakey-poo, it's back wandering L.A. with Busy's husband!

Anonymous said...

Jake in Nashville:

http://plixi.com/p/71495284


Hey that link does not work. I am about sick of Jake. I think he's bipolar. Something is definitely off about him.

Anonymous said...

it works for me, and yeah something is off about him

Anonymous said...

Taylor and her band are starting a tour today, starting on some cruise. No room in her band for Jakey-poo, it's back wandering L.A. with Busy's husband!

^^

it'd be much better for jake to look for work, instead of hanging out with the same old people day in day out.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised he's not on that cruise. If that were Reese, he'd be on that cruise. How long is Taylor's tour? Seems like it's going to be rather long.

Anonymous said...

^^ It is she's overseas in Asia and Europe until the end of March, then a mini break and then end of spring and this summer North America

Anonymous said...

The cruise is the only date in January, i don't know how long the cruise is, a week?

It's different when you are on tour wuth a band then tagging along on a press junket for a movie or hsnging around a movie set for a few days, wjat is he going to do? Carry their luggage around like a roadie? He already looks like a wuss,

Anonymous said...

I just saw "No Strings Attached" with Natalie and Ashton Kutcher. It was actually kind of charming and very funny at times. Natalie and Ashton don't really have chemistry but I was surprised by how much I liked Ashton in this film.

destiny said...

Totally off topic, there is this amazing Arcade Fire video, you plug in old addresses you lived at, and it uses Google to pull up images and incorporate them into the video. Warning, it takes a lot of processing memory, and you can't have any other internet windows open while running it.

The Wilderness Downtown

"No Strings" actually got a good review from the Wall St. Journal, but it is doing pretty poorly on Rotten Tomatoes.

Anonymous said...

No Strings Attached is getting better ratings than LAOD.

Just Jared said...

Jake arriving at LAX after Nashville beard encounter

Anonymous said...

Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

RIP Heath--can't believe it's been three years.

Anonymous said...

If Jake did that, the whole internet would have chewed him up and spit him out already.

Unlike Ryan G, Jake is cheap publicity whore.

Anonymous said...

Taylor and her band are starting a tour today, starting on some cruise. No room in her band for Jakey-poo, it's back wandering L.A.

LOL, what are you talking about?
What her tour has to do with Jake?
Remember how he didn't even bother to attend beard's birthday party?

Anonymous said...

Unlike Ryan G, Jake is cheap publicity whore

Bitter much because Jake is not waving the rainbow flag like you think he should

Anonymous said...

Just obvious truth - check out tabloids.

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