Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have split, a source close to the actress tells PEOPLE. No further details were given.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1565 of 1565Reese isn't in a position to make any demands, she can only ask politely.
People, first class?? LOL!! First class piece of shit.
People magazine is the first class PR tool and celebrities first choice for making announcements.
People magazine is the first classless PR tool to plant BS "announcements" hiding behind :"A source close to..."
We love People, they will print anything we tell them even though it was cheap PR for Brothers!
People would never ever publish BREAKING NEWS split announcement without OK from PR. PR is hiding behind "a source close to", not People magazine.
I think this time, the Christmas wedding is true :(
Poor Toothy, he had to bend down on RW's demands. Well, what did he expect? This was starting to look beyond riduculous..3 years in a relationship,just taking walks and going for coffe? Even RW's number 1 fan must be thinking there is something odd by now.
Oh,well...I just hope nobody important dies on the wedding day (it seems it became a Reeke curse)
Poor Toothy, he had to bend down on RW's demands.
Why would Jake give a shit about RW's demands?
People has such intergrity, LOL!!
Of course they had ok from Pr because PR is the one that fed them that info. for cheap Brothers PR. That's why People can't "reveal" their source because it was their reps.
Now wheather they knew that they were going to deny it? I say yes, there must be some pay off for them, we will soon find out.
People has such intergrity, LOL!!
Of course they had ok from Pr because PR is the one that fed them that info. for cheap Brothers PR. That's why People can't "reveal" their source because it was their reps.
Now wheather they knew that they were going to deny it? I say yes, there must be some pay off for them, we will soon find out.
12:28 PM
Popeater.com story is fiction, just like all previous "engagement" stories.
"Christmas wedding"
Wedding or engagement?! IMO engagement is possible (to be broken later) but not a wedding.
As for Jake probably getting hitched so he can stay in the closet and Reese can have a safe marriage, idk. Things aren't like they use to be..nowadays there's a lot more instant pics, blogs, twitter - interactive communications by the masses. The chances of getting caught by a regular person and having the story splashed on a free blog on the internet all over world within minutes a big risk to take. Much much greater than the days of when people just accepted what image they were fed and what they read in the tabloids.
Of course they had ok from Pr because PR is the one that fed them that info. for cheap Brothers PR.
For cheap Reese PR.
Jake doesn't need the chin to stay in the closet.
What happened to Ted C.'s Toothy update? Did I miss it?
Or is it taking such a long time because Ted has no real sources anymore, and it's taking longer to figure out what story to spin to get the most hits?
Inquiring minds want to know.
12:45 Jake's birthday is next week. I bet the Toothy story will be Ted's big gift to him!
What happened to Ted C.'s Toothy update?
Tomorrow.
Ted today - Dear Put a Fork in Gyllenspoon, ...
We still care for Jake despite Reeke!
I don't think Jake and Reese have broken up.
They are going to spin this 'break-up from the fauxmance' story out as much as possible, aren't they? Well, when you lie down with dogs you wake up with fleas, and Reeke is the worst example of a flea-bitten mutt that I have ever seen.
Nervous ABC finally allowed Adam Lambert on TV this morning to chat with The View ladies. Up to this point, the network has canceled three of his live appearances since his AMA performance, but just because they're finally allowing him back on air doesn't mean they're not taking precautions.
Just to be sure Glambert wasn't going to suddenly simulate some oral sex on the morning show, ABC pretaped his appearance. A move The View ladies did not approve of...
During the live "Hot Topics" portion of the show, Whoopi said, "I think ABC's keeping [the AMA scandal] a lot more alive than anybody else, but that's me." Sherri Shepherd agreed, "I think it's a little excessive." And at the beginning of the pretaped interview, everyone kinda laughed about how ridiculous the network suits are being. "Protect your children, people," Adam warned.
The rest of the interview basically rehashed the same stuff Adam's been saying since everyone freaked out. "I'm not a babysitter...It's not American Idol anymore. This is exciting, this is my career...This is part of the double standard I've been talking about...Is it really that big of a deal?"
And then Adam performed his new single, "Whataya Want From Me?"—during which he, of course, behaved himself:
E! Online
I don't think Jake and Reese have broken up.
I think the showmance is finito and Reese and her PR team will do their best to milk it as much as possible.
My god, Barbara Walters, you sure got personal with Lady Gaga last night! Cutting right to the chase, the world's most ancient daytime gabber quizzed the performer: "Have you had sex with women?" Ms. Gaga — ever the pro — replied: "I've certainly had sexual relationships with women." Git it, girl, git git it, girl!
Was anyone else a little … surprised that question came out of Ms. Walters' mouth? Not that Walters is afraid to talk about sex; any View viewer knows she's comfortable talking about lady parts. But isn't this the woman who — comfortable asking Gaga whether she's done the freak nasty with other gals — is the same reporter that, during the same television broadcast, refused to even show Adam Lambert kissing another man?
Queerty
I could see Jake marrying the Chin. Remember that remark from a blog posted here recently about how Jake's gayness was as known as Lohan's drug-taking and antics? Seems to me that every actor who has had huge gay rumors has gotten engaged or married.
Or I should say the ones who want to be A-list, as opposed to people like Quinto.
After almost 3 years of reeking, i'm surprised the naivity of some visitors of this site.
This "split" thing stincks of PR bullshit like everything else that has to do with Reeke.
This bearding shit is far for ending, what ir really scares me is the lack of intelligence in the way they are perpreating this faux.They never were too goog at it, but lately...Oh my God, it has been just pathetic.
(but very entertaining,you all have to admit that) ;)
Kevin Spacey didn't (won 2 Oscars).
4:20 PM
Even if Jake decides to marry a woman, there is no reason to marry the bitch.
You're "scared", 4:22? Why on earth would the PR machinations of two people you don't even know "scare" you? What a sad little life.
Finance_nerd: #iaintafraidtosay I would drink Jake Gyllenhaal's bathwater.
This "split" thing stincks of PR bullshit like everything else that has to do with Reeke.
This Reeke PR crap IS different from usual Reeke fiction, even Lainey is puzzled, lol.
4:42 PM, and yet you are here taking time to giving shit to people with "sad lives".Oh,yes YOUR life must be terrific!
PerezHilton, OK!Magazine, Socialite Life and other sites are repeating the engagement story. How did the Reeke gossip trend shift from break up to engaged in one day?
Spacy is not a leading man/A-list actor. He's never going to be the star of a franchise or romantic lead. He's more of a character/theater actor.
PerezHilton, OK!Magazine, Socialite Life and other sites are repeating the engagement story
^^
Those sites have always been Reeke friendly.
niannah: @theawfultruth Yay, a mention of JJO and DDD in today's BB! I thought you'd forgotten all about them!
theawfultruth: @niannah nope, but, I'm tempted, getting more into #Toothy again
http://twitter.com/theawfultruth/status/6544825534
Spacy is not a leading man/A-list actor. He's never going to be the star of a franchise or romantic lead.
Leo, Gerard Butler.
Perez:
Merry Xmas Reese Witherspoon!
Sources are telling us that she may be one lucky lady come Christmas morning as Jake Gyllenhaal maybe ready to propose!
An insider explains that Christmas is Reese's fave holiday and Jake feels there is no better way to celebrate this year than to make things official for them! We hear he is very "excited" and that a little tiny box may already be in his possession!
Will she say "yes"?! (She'd be a fool not to!)
What do U think?
Well, fwiw, here's what I think Perez.
I wonder why exactly an anon source would know Jake Gyllenhaal's intentions weeks or months before he has made it known to his 'girlfriend', and why splash a private decaration (that hasn't even happened) all over the papers and 'ruin' the surprise. Isn't it normal for the bride to be to hear the news before the world does?
I swear these pair of dodos get married every Christmas don't they? I think it's literally been one every year, according to various 'sources'. They just cannot have Jake showing up on his lonesome at the premiere and they're scrambling to fauxmance these two bored as hell actors back together for the photo-ops.
That's my guess.
Spacy is not a leading man/A-list actor. He's never going to be the star of a franchise or romantic lead.
You have to ask yourself why does one need to be? Why are women in particular so hellbent on these two categories, esp the latter, being the be all and end all of acting?
Most romantic lead parts are shitty and boring. Give me Spacey as classic anti-hero in Seven anyday. Far more memorable.
5:17 PM
Perez "forgot to mention" that their sources are popeater.com "article". LOL
5:19 ITA. Look at Denzel Washington's career. I know he's not gay lol but he's not a romantic lead nor a character actor and if IIRC he doesn't have a franchise, yet he's a top notch actor who gets primo roles in awesome movies.
This Reeke PR crap IS different from usual Reeke fiction, even Lainey is puzzled, lol."
I swear--they are definitely the answer to that blind item that ran earlier this week about the couple that really did break up but will continue to make appearances together to fulfill commitments made to publicists.
BI - "There were reports that this couple split up recently. Apparently, she had enough of his double life."
Reeke doesn't fit.
If I were an elite director right now, I would not touch Jake with ten foot pole.
6:10 Reeke fits perfectly.
"There were reports that this couple split up recently. Apparently, she had enough of his double life."
Reeke never were a couple.
Beard is a beard just because the gay leads a double life, so it is not a double life for the beard.
+ Publicists work for Reese and Jake, not vice versa.
If I were an elite director right now, I would not touch Jake with ten foot pole.
Thank god you're not!
Thanks to Reeke, Jake is very profitable right now, we like it or not.
LOL!!!
You think different,I see ;)
I don't know if Reeke will really get married, but I could see them getting engaged. They will milk the break up rumors for a while and then announce that they are engaged. I mean if Reeke says they made up, they go back to being the boring couple. If they get engaged, at least the rag mags can run stories on speculating when the wedding is.
And as long as she's wearing a ring, Jake's straight, whether we see him with her or not. No Reeke photo ops needed. The ring takes the place of Jake!
*Hmm maybe having the beard wear an engagement ring isn't such a bad idea after all*
If they get engaged, at least the rag mags can run stories on speculating when the wedding is.
And what she's going to wear, the dress, the hat, where they're going on their honeymoon, the ceremony's location, the kids' involvement, if the horrible cheating womanizer ex and his cheap slut husband-stealing homewrecking live-in gf are supportive, who will be on the guest list, how many, what the invitations will look like, the reception, the food, the decorations, the flowers...every time Bitchface walks near a store she'll get tabloid coverage. You fuckeen know she's salivating just thinking about it.
All the news stories will be about me! My panties are wet!
Actually, searching the net, there are hardly any sites that carried the bullshit proposal story. Reeke has become a cliche, a joke, no one is even interested in them. Ted said more to come on Toothy, he did not say when.
Watch for Brothers to disappear off the charts this weekend.
I don't know, this has been setup so perfectly. The story will go Jake couldn't last two weeks without her and begged her to marry him. Although this would contradict Reese's camp's claims that Reese is reluctant to marry.
This is the part I don't understand if the new engagement rumors are true, isn't that the problem that Reese doesn't want to get married right now? I have lost count of spins of the romance/breakup/engagement. Jake doesn't want committment, Reese doesn't want marriage again, Jake's family loves her but Ava and Deacon think Jake looks too much like Anne Frank. Of course a long engagement would cover all the inconsisent stories. Reese can say I'm giving him committment but not marriage.
Ted said more to come on Toothy, he did not say when.
I expect new Toothy BI today :)
And as long as she's wearing a ring, Jake's straight, whether we see him with her or not. No Reeke photo ops needed. The ring takes the place of Jake!
That wouldn't work for the bitchface, she needs / wants photo ops and must look like a "winner".
Ava and Deacon think Jake looks too much like Anne Frank
Especially since Reese makes him stay in the attic.
That wouldn't work for the bitchface, she needs / wants photo ops and must look like a "winner".
I said "No Reeke photo ops needed." Reese will have plenty of her own photo ops. She might like that better; all the attention, on her schedule, no whiny Jake.
"Thank god you're not!"
With masterpieces like Pop, Nailed, the Untitled Moon Movie Project, the Namath biopic and Damn Yankees on the horizon, it looks like many Oscar-worthy directors have already decided to distance themselves from Jake! Gee, maybe US Reekely can call Clint Eastwood or Scorsese as a character reference for the next dud on Jake's CV.
Someone is getting desperate if they can only come up with engagement rumors again. They really are running out of ideas, aren't they?
What else are we supposed to spread around? The baby bump rumors didn't work!
LOL everyone said Reese just had gas.
1:31- I totally agree. What's next? Jake is going to dye his hair red and green for the holidays and Reese is going to have a sex change operation. Grazia and Us weekly said so, so it MUST be true! Like, fer sher!
She might like that better; all the attention, on her schedule, no whiny Jake.
Reeke are/were boring, but no one gives a shit about Reese alone photo ops.
TuneYouOut: Oh hey real celebrity Jake Gyllenhal (sp???) at Sprinkles. Cuter in person.
about 8 hours ago
Seriously, has there ever been a case where rumors are all over the tabloids of an actor/celeb is going to propose, and then it really happens? I don't think so.
Popeater.com "engagement story" is nonsense crap, the writer didn't even try to make it believable.
theawfultruth: Blind Vice shocker tomorrow, amazing what stupid things people will say in this town...
http://twitter.com/theawfultruth/status/6547152937
taryder: please... @theawfultruth tomorrow's BV subject could never shock you. Unless he came out
http://twitter.com/taryder/status/6547712359
Sesame Street today
Episode 4200: The Rainbow Show
Word On The Street: Separate - To split apart.
theawfultruth: Blind Vice shocker tomorrow, amazing what stupid things people will say in this town...
Blind Vice shocker and stupid things people say?!?
Jeez, why doesn't Jake break it off ALREADY? She dragged him down countless times and overshadowed his career. He should go far away from that creepy midget as possible. I'd rather I hear from him when a new movie comes out like with DiCaprio and Depp than this private stuff "J & R this, J & R that". Why if he also likes women and wants his own kids, doesn't he find himself a less known actress or someone not in the business and makes his OWN kids? What type of weirdo is he?
Jake is not a weirdo, he just made a big mistake by signing a fauxmance contract with Reese The Bitch Witherspoon.
taryder: please... @theawfultruth tomorrow's BV subject could never shock you. Unless he came out
taryder is Taryn Ryder, reporter/writer for E! Online.
Jeez, why doesn't Jake break it off ALREADY?
Interesting opinion by Z from OMG:
I think the fauxmance will end the same way that it started. First we had rumours that they were together, then the obligatory holding hands photos etc. It was never like "boom" they were instantly together. There was just a steady PR build up, IIRC.
Maybe that's how it will end (from the public's perspective). The rumour has been put out there now that things are "shakey". I doubt we will see them photographed together, or on just a few occasions until the whole showmance dies off a slow death. By that I mean there will be no "announcement". There will just be a lack of photos or twitters of them together, until it drops off to zero.
By that I mean there will be no "announcement".
Hmm, that makes sense to me, an open-end could be the best option for speculations / more PR.
Perhaps it is due to her trademark faraway stare, but we had our money on Natalie Portman playing a zombie in "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies." No: She's playing the lead role in this adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith's book.
You probably remember the book, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, the Jane Austen/zombie mashup which managed to be both a big hit and read by almost nobody we know. Now Portman is starring as Elizabeth Bennet in the zombie flick/period piece adaptation which is being produced by her company, handsomecharlie, and director Richard Kellys' Darko Productions. Funniest thing is what Portman's handsomecharlie partner, Annette Savitch, said about the project: "The idea of zombies running rampant in 19th Century England may sound odd, but it lends a modern sense of urgency to a well known love story." Right, because we have all these zombies running around now? [Variety]
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
WTF?! lol
12/03/2009
Duncan Jones' 'Source Code' Could Be The Best Sci-Fi Movie in Years
Sci-fi as a genre is virtually as old as cinema, but good sci-fi movies are pretty much a total rarity at this point. You occasionally get a movie that takes a fresh, original spin on the genre ("Time Crimes" and "The Fountain" being good recent examples), but all too often it's used as an excuse to stack the screen with CGI, while being totally derivative of other, better movies. It's actually been a pretty good year for the genre, however, with "District 9" and "Moon" both proving critical hits, and the director of the latter, Duncan Jones, signed on a few weeks back to direct another hotly tipped sci-fi script, Ben Ripley's "Source Code." And the good news is, it's a belter.
Like "Moon," which nodded heavily to "2001," "Blade Runner" and "Silent Running," "Source Code" wears its influences on its sleeve: "The Matrix," "Groundhog Day" and even Tony Scott's weak "Deja Vu" are all in the mix. The difference between this and lesser scripts is that it combines them in a fresh, interesting way, with a killer plot, and more than a few thoughts in its head.
It kicks off with COLTER (to be played by Jake Gyllenhaal), a thirty year old man with a military buzz cut, waking up on a commuter train heading into Penn Station from New Jersey. The trouble is, he doesn't know where, or indeed who, he is. His wallet tells him his name is Sean Fentress, but when he looks in the bathroom mirror, another face looks back. In a brief seventeen minute journey, he manages to freak out CHRISTINA, a fellow passenger, and then, shortly before the train arrives at its final destination, the train explodes, killing Colter and every other passenger we've met.
That is a fucking great opening.
Suddenly, Colter is in a tiny capsule, talking to a man named Goodwin on a video screen, who spouts technobabble at the clearly confused man, telling him he's at something called 'Beleaguered Castle'. He's briefly interrogated by mysterious figures, and then told he has seventeen minutes to find the bomber. And suddenly he's back on the train again, reliving the same events.
The script follows this structure throughout, what Ripley calls the "binary pattern," switching between Colter's capsule, and his attempts to solve the train bombing. If the script has a flaw, it's that, as time moves on, the question of the bombing becomes less prominent and interesting, but that's more because the story of Colter, and of the 'Source Code' itself, is so interesting. Supposedly go-to script doctor Billy Ray has been brought on to beef up the third act, and that's probably a good call - if he can find a truly unexpected, satisfying resolution to the terrorism subplot, it'd resolve our major issue with the script.
It's the mystery of exactly who Colter is, and why he's been chosen for the Source Code program, that makes 'Source Code' such a gripping read, and hopefully, a watch. Information is given out in small parcels, principally through two characters - the sinister, bureaucratic military man Goodwin, and the benevolent Source Code designer Rutledge, although neither are exactly who they initially appear to be - a good example of the unusually complex, three-dimensional characters that inhabit the script. Even Christina, who initially appears to be close to the manic pixie dream girl archetype, is a complex, well drawn character.
We're sure IMDB types will find some holes to pick, but the time travel/science aspect is for the most part, well handled - never drowning you in nonsensical theory, Richard Kelly-style, but still remaining far more convincing than, say "Deja Vu." The romance between Colter and Christina is nicely handled, and there's a rather wonderful, bittersweet ending.
Jones couldn't be a better choice to direct - it expands the scope from his debut film a little, while playing to its strengths (great capacity with actors, love for thoughtful sci-fi). Gyllenhaal is a solid choice for the lead, and we look forward to seeing the rest of the cast fill out. We imagine that we'll see "Source Code" hit theaters in the early part of 2011, and we can't wait.
The Playlist
^^^ Comment:
Read it and...it's ok. Potential spoilers ahead.
These sorts of films usually read better than they turn out. It was sort of a sci fi version of "Vantage Point." About the third or fourth time you are forced to sit through an identical scene (with a couple of new details) it gets boring because nothing is actually at risk. The tension is entirely intellectual: solve the mystery or...we'll force you to watch the scene again. And since we have already experienced the worst possible outcome for the scene (repeatedly) and it has no real world repercussions for our hero, the tension actually dissipates rather than builds . I know people love this script in the same passionate way they loved the script for "Law Abiding Citizen." But unless Jones brings a game changing perspective to the direction (in the same way the Wachowski's shook the world with the first "Matrix"), I don't see this picture being a big deal.
'Source Code' should be interesting :)
Posted on OMG by Special K
Just saw Jake on Sesame Street. Very cute clip about trying to "separate" the octopuss from his head. And what a great voice he has talking to kids.
With "much effort" from Jake they were separated, but not without a little boo boo. Octi sprained a tentacle. Jake apologized. As soon as the clip is up will post.
Waiting to see if Jake pops up again later in the show.
theawfultruth: Blind Vice shocker tomorrow, amazing what stupid things people will say in this town...
taryder: please... @theawfultruth tomorrow's BV subject could never shock you. Unless he came out
Are they saying Jake came out?
No, Ted's female E! Online colleague said that Ted would be shocked only if Jake decided to come out.
Video
Jake Gyllenhaal On Sesame Street
Straight Dude Buds Stand Up Tall for Toothy Tile
Something our dear, closeted Toothy Tile most certainly does not share with his also-in-the-closet brethren like Lloyd Boy-Toyed, Crotch Uh-Lastic and Jackie Bouffant is a virtual cornucopia of straight buds.
I don't mean the pretend kind, but the ones you never see Toothy photographed with. Yeah, you heard me right: These are heterosexual bros with whom Toothy loves to shoot the shit, have a few brews, talk about the broads, all that 100-percent-cotton American man stuff Toothy just can't seem to let go from his, like, totally gay life.
OK, it's cool, I have tons (maybe a few) gay friends who are completely into the SUVs/watching sports/unshowered thing, maybe it's not so completely weird that Toothy's wired that way a little, too?
But what's wacko is when these boy-buds o' Toothy's start, shockingly...
...coming to the put-upon pooftah's defense! At parties! At bars! At ball games! At beach barbecues! It's getting friggin' hi-larious!
And no, these dudes who actually do know Toothy rather well are not defending Mr. Tile's very publicized fauxmance and whether or not it's legitimate, hardly.
Nope, instead, they're busy saying, as of late, that Toothy and his man are doin' just fine, thank you, and further more, "They're the real thing." These het amigos like to tell this to anybody who starts talking crap about their good friend.
Backstabbing gossip gets these hetero friends of Toothy's so very riled up, they've lately been stating how "in love" Mr. and Mr. Toothy Tile happen to be right now. So there!
Wow. With friends like that, who needs gossip columns? But ain't it nice to now how truly true-blue Toothy is?
I knew it all along, didn't you?
I mean, come on, I would never have given a hateful scum-schmuck such press. Toothy's cool. Just currently a bit lost.
And It Ain't: James Marsden, Kellan Lutz, Javier Bardem
The Awful Truth
I really enjoy watching Jake's clip.
Toothy's cool.
Awwww :)
I really enjoy watching Jake's clip.
OMG, that's animal porn! lol
Ted could do much much better than that !!!!!
You expected dirt on Reeke? :)
11:39:Zzzzzzzzzz. I guess this is in response to Jake on Kimmel and the whole football thing.
Is this suppose to be ba a shocker? That he has straight friends and that he and his BF are still together? DIdn't Ted say he and the BF were still together already? LAme
I expected something about BT !!!
And frankly the " how in love the are" please.....lol
That he has straight friends and that he and his BF are still together?
That Jake's straight friends gossip about him and Mr.
I expected something about BT !!!
TBs have just one choice - to be patient :)
What was the point of Ted's piece on Toothy? Am I supposed to believe that Jake has all of these straight guy friends that are just running off at the mouth everywhere about how everything is fine between Jake and Austin, esp. to a gossip columnist?
Straight guys don't do this. This is some fanfic for sure, or pr trying to play both sides.
My question: why the need to assure people that Jake and Austin are fine, unless they aren't?
"That Jake's straight friends gossip about him and Mr."
What a pit Ted is the only gossiper
who hear them!
My question: why the need to assure people that Jake and Austin are fine, unless they aren't?
Because people see Reeke PR and presume that Jake and Austin aren't fine?
Straight guys don't do this.
ITA. All straight guys are homophobes who wouldn't be caught dead being friends with a gay guy much less accept and defend his relationship with his bf.
LOL
The fan girls have the confirmation "by friends" Reeke still exist and TB have the confirmation "by friends" Jaustin still exist.
I have tons (maybe a few) gay friends who are completely into the SUVs
My very gay bf drives a Hummer and it cracks him up what a chick magnet it is. He's always getting girls looking at him, waving, following him..lol
Ted is clueless, I believe it now.
Well in the beggining, it was the gay friends that were running to Ted with the gossip, now it's the straight friends! I guess he doesn't have any gay friends anymore since he has a GF, LOL!!
And I love how they say that he and the BF are still together, this is news? If they broke up, wouldn't ted have said it?
And what do his straight friends think of BT? Or is the poor thing hidden under a rock??
What a pit Ted is the only gossiper who hear them!
What gossipers hear and what gossipers report are two different things!
Why's my blanket so hard and cold?
(((((BT)))))
Of course gay men have straight friends silly, but I doubt that they are running to Ted with gossip, unless it's 3rd hand gossip.
BTW, this is beyond lame and says nothing.
He can't say anything about Reeke because he doesn't no anything.
Curious to know why he butched him up, prolly saw all the Brothers interviews and noticed a "change", LOL!!
Why is this so shocking? Jake has straight friends who are loyal to him and defend him--Horrors! Shocking!!! Alert the media!
Please.
Dear Ted:
What is really going on with the Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon's fauxmance? Was the breakup staged? The same week they were promoting a movie/dvds/products just temporary to gain convenient publicity or is it permanent? Will they resurface married, or are we free of ever having to see their boring tricks again? Nothing can surprise me about this manufactured showmance at this point, but I hope it ends soon.
—Mika
Dear Rekindled Loves:
I'm just as curious as you, babe. And what makes you so certain it's totally fake, anyway? Reese and Jake both get a lot out of their relaysh, so it would surprise me if this was it for them.
Dear Ted:
I have another guess for Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream: Jared Leto and Colin Farrell. Warm or ice-cold? Also, I'd like to know if the gorgeous and camera-shy Gale Harold has already been the subject of one of your Blind Vices.
—A
Dear Throwin' Out Names:
Jared and Colin: cold. It's no secret that Colin loves the ladies. And Jared is too douchey. As for Gale, never. He's really not an operator, which is sort of required to be a Blind Vice alum.
Bitch Back!
Bitch-Back! Gyllenspoon Back Together?
Dear Ted:
What is really going on with the Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon's fauxmance? Was the breakup staged? The same week they were promoting a movie/dvds/products just temporary to gain convenient publicity or is it permanent? Will they resurface married, or are we free of ever having to see their boring tricks again? Nothing can surprise me about this manufactured showmance at this point, but I hope it ends soon.
—Mika
Dear Rekindled Loves:
I'm just as curious as you, babe. And what makes you so certain it's totally fake, anyway? Reese and Jake both get a lot out of their relaysh, so it would surprise me if this was it for them.
The Awful Truth
Reese and Jake both get a lot out of their relaysh, so it would surprise me if this was it for them.
Oh, no! lol
Huh? When we were in the shower Austin told me he was single.
Fuck!
It's so kind of Ted to make pub during Brother release: both fan team are happy now lol
Both fan team? TBs and babblers?!
Sesame screen caps are up at IHJ. Is it just me or does everyone else get nasty captions in their dirty minds, especially with the last ones where Jake looks down like he's checking out Mr Octopus's dick?!
Dirty mind about teabagging? Never! lol
IHJ screen caps
Sesame Street, Episode 4200: The Rainbow Show
When we were naked in the jacuzzi Austin told me he was available.
Is it just me or does everyone else get nasty captions in their dirty minds...
LOL :)
Slut!
Austin told us he was happily married and faithful. Damn.
"Both fan team? TBs and babblers?!"
yes!
PR mags for babblers
"Straight friends" for TB
LOL :)
^^Jake: Whoa!
The expression, the mouth, the hand gesture...and what is Jake doing with his shirt up?! Was he even wearing any pants?!
I can't say anything - I signed a confidentiality agreement!
All straight guys are homophobes
I don't think so. One of my straight brothers best friends is a fellow college student who happens to be gay.
^^brother's
Anne H. at gala
So what' the shocker? That he is talking to his straight buddies about his BF? That they don't know anything about thr fauxmance because he obviously doesn't talk about it because it's fake and with the BF it's real?
Ted knows nothing about Jake, Reese or Austin or what's going on. He just says what he knows the reamining fans of TT want to hesr.
Rubbish.
Ted has forgotten BT again!
Bad bad bad Teddy
That's it. I'm convinced Jake is not really gay and it was all Ted's invention.
I still can't figure out the odd Reeke pairing,togh. They always look totally staged,IMO. And the way this "romance" has been developing smells like nothing but a faux.I just can't believe that a real,loving couple can conduct themselves in that way if they share true love,no matter how famewhores they can be.
I mean, even if i'm more willing to believe Jake is actually straight (or at least bi), there is something rotten on his relationship with RW.And everybody is noticing it, not only Jake's or RW's followers...
p.s. Ted is a liar. But what it most bothers me is that he is a very bad liar >:(
I mean, even if i'm more willing to believe Jake is actually straight (or at least bi), there is something rotten on his relationship with RW.And everybody is noticing it, not only Jake's or RW's followers...
IA. Even if he's bi, his relationship with Witherspoon seems so off most of the time. I really can't put my finger on what it is. But there's no doubt for me that they used/(use?) this ship to promote themselves and their projects (even Reeke lover Lainey admitted that).
Jake is as gay as a goose and *he* is the bad liar, not Ted.
But there's no doubt for me that they used/(use?) this ship to promote themselves and their projects
^^
The thing is, can a couple use each other and STILL have a loving relationship?
MAYBE, Jake & Reese are real but,there is no TRUE love or passion between them and that is why they actually work as a couple...
confusing,uh? ;)
btw, I know i can't really know shit about it,but i think if Reese could chose, she would still be with Ryan raising their children as if nothing happened.
btw, I know i can't really know shit about it,but i think if Reese could chose, she would still be with Ryan raising their children as if nothing happened.
I believe that too!
Ted isn't bad , he does his job! The fools are those who take his words seriously.
I agree, 3:15. But he is doing a bad job right now. It doesn't matter if a gossiper tells lies to entertaing the crowd but his job is make those lies beliebable and fun to read.
Anywone can lie, the real merit is knowing how to doing it good ;D
I think the fact that Ted's TT stories are on the lame side is proof that he is not making it up. If he was making it all up it would certainly be more entertaining and juicy.
All you trolls and babblers are just unhappy that Ted says Jake is still with Austin because you all hate him.
I'm convinced Jake is not really gay and it was all Ted's invention.
Jake is gay as a goose.
I wasn't sure what to think about Jake being gay and Reeke. October 2007 - UV posted on IHJ that there are Reeke Rome pictures so I believed for 24 hours that Jake is really dating the chin. But since I saw all Rome pictures - Jake's toothpick and awkward body language, Reese's retarded "I'm so happy" faces - I'm convinced Jake is gay and bearding.
yeah I agree 3:27 but TT isn't the star anymore, I think the last BI prove it. Ted seems weary of this story. He doesn't make an effort about Reeke, does like he knows nothing. He keeps the story alive cause there are some few hard fans here and there BUT look the comments on his blog now it's ALL about Twilight, Robsten bla bla bla. You always have new phenomenons who push the old away.
Ted was talking about the breakup a few days ago as if it was a fact.Now,that is more than obvious that it was all a stunt to get free promo for shitty movie and crappy event, he changes his angle to: "J/R still together and maybe they are happy together".
This sounds like Ted's sources are other gossip sites and ragz instead of "internal" aquantainces.
Reeke is a fauxmance, i don't doubt that.But the real "details" on all this bearding thing are totally unknown to Ted C.
*But since I saw all Rome pictures - Jake's toothpick and awkward body language, Reese's retarded "I'm so happy" faces - I'm convinced Jake is gay and bearding.*
^^
My thoughts exactly.
"think the fact that Ted's TT stories are on the lame side is proof that he is not making it up. If he was making it all up it would certainly be more entertaining and juicy."
You come from OMG no? You are like no brain babblers who believe in whathever at the condition it suit their belief. You does the same.
Please trash babblers, not TBs who post on OMG :)
C'mon,people! All opinions are valid,even babbler's....well,not babblers but everybody else's do ;)
It's not my fault if some TB are babblers like.
Their love for Jaustin make them blind.
Never forget - TBs against the rest of the World! :)
The road is long
With many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where
Who knows where
But I'm strong
Strong enough to carry him
He ain't heavy, he's my brother!
I'm not an Austin hater but I don't really believe he and Jake are still together. Frankly,for Austin's sake, i hope so.
"Never forget - TBs against the rest of the World!"
stop your drama.
Stupid BV question - why is Austin Mr. and not Grey Goose?
stop your drama
No drama, I was joking, but there is really no need for trashing OMG posters.
I'm not an Austin hater but I don't really believe he and Jake are still together.
I don't know what to think, it's one of those "we'll have to wait and see" situations.
Together or not,I would sell a kidney for another set of "Jaustin biking" pics!
;)))))
Wow, a true believer! :)
he changes his angle to: "J/R still together and maybe they are happy together".
LOL 3:39 where did Ted say that?! All he said is they get a lot out of their relationship (IMO he means PR and relevance). And that he'd be surprised if this is the end. IMO he means they're getting a whole lotta mileage just out of this breakup rumor, so why would they stop the fauxmance now when they can milk it some more. He never said they were happy together.
"Stupid BV question - why is Austin Mr. and not Grey Goose?"
^^No good question actually. Is Austin not in the picture anymore, or did "Mr and Mr Toothy Tile" sound better, or does Ted feel that although Austin is still with Jake/TT that he's lost his identity? Idk.
"Stupid BV question - why is Austin Mr. and not Grey Goose?"
cause Ted fatasizes on them being married.
cause Ted fatasizes on them being married.
Oh yeah right, because half the gays who have gotten married changed their names to their spouse's. /sarcasm
Anonymous said...
"Stupid BV question - why is Austin Mr. and not Grey Goose?"
^^No good question actually. Is Austin not in the picture anymore, or did "Mr and Mr Toothy Tile" sound better, or does Ted feel that although Austin is still with Jake/TT that he's lost his identity? Idk.
December 11, 2009 4:32 PM
What first comes to mind, to me at least, is that Toothy might have tied some kind of a knot with his significant other, (registered partnership?) hence they are refered to as "Mr and Mr Toothy Tile". Wether it´s Grey Goose or someone else, I dare not specualte about.
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