Wednesday, 24 June 2009

I Dish, Therefore I Am

Jake Gyllenhaal - Pink Elephant In The Room
On March 10, 2005, gossip columnist Ted Casablanca ran an item online under the heading "One Adorable Blind Vice".

The story was similar to numerous blind items Casablanca has run since bringing his column, "The Awful Truth," to E! Online in 1996. He relates a potentially scandalous story, usually with the kinds of revelations a major media gossip columnist would avoid, but disguises the object of his gossip behind a fanciful name like Morgan Mayhem, Furrowed Frank or Toothy Tile.

The ongoing saga of Toothy Tile says a good deal about Internet gossip, its place within the gay community and its function as a moral compass. It also points to some interesting intersections of gossip and gendered performance.

Hollywood gossip, of course, was around long before the Internet. Usually dated from the start of Louella Parsons' syndicated column in 1925, the field has traditionally been female-dominated, with Parsons and her chief rival, Hedda Hopper, engaged in an often-uneasy power struggle with the movie industry. The film studios used them to promote their films and personalities but also dreaded the effect of a personal attack or untimely revelation. One unwritten rule, however, was that the most damaging items — criminal arrests, long-term affairs and homosexuality — were not for publication in any but the least reputable venues. Parsons, Hopper and most of Hollywood may have known that Ramon Novarro was gay, but they weren't about to publish the fact. And if a writer broke the rules — as Bill Robinson did when he wrote about Spencer Tracy's drinking problems and his relationship with Katharine Hepburn in a 1962 issue of Look — the offender was cut off from industry sources.

Even with the decline of the studio system, some restrictions still hold. Unless a star's drug use is impossible for the media to ignore, it's kept out of the gossip columns. And "outing" is still considered off-limits, at least to columnists working in the major media.

For the gay on-line community, gossip serves a variety of purposes. If nothing else, it provides its readers with a sense of titillation as they vicariously enjoy celebrities' lives, even when the object of interest is masked behind the veil of the blind item. Like many on-line discussion boards, gay gossip sites provide their geographically dispersed users with a sense of community.

One element unifying gossip communities is a shared sense of morality. Gay gossip unites the gay and lesbian community by establishing behavioral norms for that community, creating insiders aware of those norms and outsiders unaware of or opposed to them.

In the case of Toothy Tile, the nature of those norms depends on whether one is inside or outside the gay community. Within the world of heteronormativity, Toothy Tile is at fault both for being gay and, more important, for wishing to make a public proclamation of that fact.

Despite the social changes of the past 50 years, the entertainment industry appears to be dealing with sexual orientation by the same standards in operation when Universal Pictures forced Rock Hudson to take a wife to forestall suspicions of homosexuality. The current attitude is described quite simply in one publicity-shy, or rather gay-publicity shy actor's legal complaint against a porn star who had claimed a relationship with him: "While plaintiff believes in the rights of others to follow their own sexual preference, vast numbers of the public throughout the world do not share his view and, believing that he had a homosexual affair and did so during his marriage, they will be less inclined to patronize [his] films, particularly since he tends to play parts calling for heterosexual romance and action adventure. " No doubt, these are the same audiences who would expect the actor to know how to pilot a jet fighter in real life.

Who, then, is thought to be the perpetually closeted Toothy Tile? Consensus gives the honor to Jake Gyllenhaal.

So, what team is Jake playing for? How many beards do you see in this picture? And...well, do I really have to say anything.

Source: I Dish, Therefore I Am: Performing Toothy Tile and Ted Casablanca by Frank Miller, Georgia State University

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Anonymous said...

Pink elephant

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha is the pink elephant Reese? Same tummy?

Frank Miller said...

Posters on Oh No They Didn't have even uncovered 16 clues within the Toothy Tile stories they say point to Gyllenhaal.

2005-07-28

1. TT's dimples and bright smile = When Ted mentions Jake by name in other parts of his column, he includes a reference to Jake's pearly whites or dimples.
2. Marble table = Basix Café has them and where Jake was mentioned being at in Ted's column a week before the TT Saga began.
3. Superpopular, superannoyingly perfect famous girlfriend with dimples = Kirsten Dunst
4. Gusty speed racer = Jake was taught to drive by Paul Newman on a racetrack.
5. Rocketing & Rocket to Pluto = October Sky
6. "Right smack between Mr. Bloom and Mr. Wood" = The letter J is exactly spaced in between letter E and O. Also, Orlando is older and Elijah is younger than Jake, another middle reference.
7. Up-and-comer in the movie-idol biz = Day After Tomorrow, Jarhead, Brokeback Mountain.
8. Tobey M = dated Kirsten before she started dating Jake. Jake almost replaced Tobey for Spiderman 2.
9. James Franco = worked with Kirsten Dunst and Tobey, who looks similar to Jake, in Spiderman 1 & 2.
10. Jared Leto = worked with him in Highway.
11. Loves his ex-gf = Still seen around with Kirsten, even though they're not official anymore.
12. Adam Brody = close in age
13. Ashton Kutcher = older than Jake
14. Hayden worked with Jake on a the play This Is Our Youth a few years ago.
15. Geographic location = Jake was born and raised in L.A. The O.C. is directly below L.A.
16. The "fake butt hounding" line sounds like a direct lead to Brokeback Mountain

ONTD

Anonymous said...

Marble table = Basix Café has them and where Jake was mentioned being at in Ted's column a week before the TT Saga began.

I didn't know this :)

Anonymous said...

Basix Cafe, WeHo

Anonymous said...

Page Six

JAMES FRANCO TAKES A POETIC TURN

JAMES Franco has literary cred. The star, who's a grad student at both Columbia and NYU, will help launch the summer Travel issue of Lapham's Quarterly tonight at the Hungarian Cultural Center by reading, along with poet Frank Bidart, from works by the likes of Marcel Proust, Elizabeth Bishop, Marco Polo and Homer. The magazine's assistant editor, Jeannie Vanasco, told Page Six, "I met James through the brilliant writer Matthew Specktor . . . I threw out the idea of James recording passages of Lapham's Quarterly for us to post on our Web site. We met up at Columbia's radio station, where he spent an hour recording passages by Jack Kerouac, Leo Tolstoy and Benjamin Franklin, and another hour talking about poets only poets know of -- Eleanor Wilner, for example. I then threw out the idea of him reading at our next salon . . . James is a genuine guy, doing all this because of a real love for literature."

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by M

From Entertainment Lawyer, caption to the blue shorts picture:

"The old matching outfits trick to get us to think they are real. Nicely played Jake. Nicely played sir."

Ent Lawyer

More Alphabet Fun said...

Remember the TT Cocaine BV from Jake's birthday 2008? It was about TT trying to show his public (and "public" was put in italics for emphasis by Ted) he could have sex with a female. Now, how could he show the public that?! Not unless it was a sex tape.........or the "public" was people who were there, either part of a threesome or a foursome, people who would notice if Jake would/wouldn't participate and who would gossip about it either way. A threesome or a foursome with his 2 best buddies..Jake at the time was trying to imply he was straight, and he was certainly single and he was no HW hung-up born-again saving sex for marriage so there was no reason he should refuse a little brotherly amigo fun with a willing groupie ho. The AIA was the Jonas Bros. You know, the 3 Jonas Bros, like the 3 Amigos. Yeah.....and put the initials of all 5 together and it lines up alphabetically perfectly: Joe, Kevin, Lance, Matthew, Nick. JKLMN.

Anonymous said...

Not unless it was a sex tape.........or the "public" was people who were there, either part of a threesome or a foursome, people who would notice if Jake would/wouldn't participate and who would gossip about it either way.

I think sex tape is out of the question, but orgies - I can see that! lol

Anonymous said...

Bacause you ask for it! lol

Jake with the beard on the movie set - "night’s filming, wee hours of Wednesday morning (June 24)"

Gossip Girls

Anonymous said...

Why is Reese making those stupid, ugly faces? Is she mental?

Anonymous said...

So, Jake WAS on the set, but the guy in the window's reflection wasn't him. Jake has a beard in this pics (and i'm talking about facial hair this time, not about The Chin)

Anonymous said...

No, of course the guy in the window's reflection wasn't Jake - the chin would make sure to get 'paparazzi' pictures.

Anonymous said...

"So, Jake WAS on the set"

Gossip Girls caption - night’s filming, wee hours of Wednesday morning (June 24)"

Anonymous said...

The poster who was 100% IT WAS Toothy in the window must be crying...


second pic on the second line, looks like Chin is taking a big dump (and in need for some vaseline) ew.

Anonymous said...

Reese's mental faces are disgusting.

Anonymous said...

...Bennett had a patch containing fentanyl on his back when he died May 24.
...the drug is found in patches commonly prescribed to treat chronic pain.

Death by prescription pain medicine

Anonymous said...

Toxicology tests showed the 45-year-old musician died from an overdose of fentanyl, Champaign County Coroner Duane Northrup said in a brief news release that noted the drug is found in patches commonly prescribed to treat chronic pain.

Take care.

Anonymous said...

'paparazzi' pictures' - The Chin probably has a crew/assistant person take unofficial (under the table) pics and promises them they'll be hired on her next movie to return the favor. You fuckeen know if this was a real romance and these were pics "illegally" taken on set Reese would throw a fit, have whoever took them found and fired and have all cameras banned.

Anonymous said...

it's true. you can't take pics in a closed movie set with impunity

Anonymous said...

"wee hours of Wednesday morning (June 24)"

Most likely taken Tuesday afternoon or earlier like on Monday. But if you're like Reese, PR and all the other liars/rationalizers in the world, it's the wee hours of Wednesday morning (June 24) somewhere in the world!

Anonymous said...

The Chin probably has a crew/assistant person take unofficial (under the table) pics and promises them they'll be hired on her next movie to return the favor.

No need, the chin and others are using paparazzi to promote the movie.

Anonymous said...

Maybe one good thing about Heath's death (and the Wilco guitarist, if it was accidental) is that it will help bring about change in Rx labeling and information.

Anonymous said...

Most likely taken Tuesday afternoon or earlier like on Monday.

You are right, no reason to believe Reese's PR team.

Anonymous said...

"No need, the chin and others are using paparazzi to promote the movie."

Maybe. But so far Owen and Paul have no pap pics onset with others, do they. The Chin needs it, desperately.

Anonymous said...

You meant to say - the chin is using paparazzi, we aren't sure about others?

Anonymous said...

New Reeke pics.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Same link / pictures as Gossip Girls 8:44 AM .

Anonymous said...

9:13 what do you think I meant by "The Chin needs it, desperately."

Anonymous said...

I bet Reese will be on set with Jake very often on the LAOD shoot with Anne.

Anonymous said...

Define "very often".

Anonymous said...

I think she'll be on location with him. I'm sure she'll make sure Ryan takes care of the kids during most of Jake's shoot. You can call me crazy now, but you'll see.

Anonymous said...

We'll see for sure how crazy you are, 9:38?!

Who knows when Jake will be shooting and if Reese will be doing her own next movie.

Anonymous said...

Why would Reese be "most of Jake's shoot" on the movie set? Doing 2 Reeke photo ops per day?

Anonymous said...

Why would Reese do "most of Jake's shoot" on the movie set? Doing 2 Reeke photo ops per day?

Anonymous said...

^^^^ I need some coffee real bad. lol

Anonymous said...

Grab me a cup, will you?

Anonymous said...

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

I bet Reese will be on set with Jake very often on the LAOD shoot with Anne.

Reese is a beard.

She doesn't need to keep Jake away from cute girls and she can't stop Jake from sleeping with cute boys.

Anonymous said...

He seems to avoid looking at her, when he can; I don't blame him. what a hag!

Anonymous said...

Why do you suppose that Anne seems to have really taken off now, moreseo than Michelle, even though both gave critically acclaimed performances this past year? Is it just that Anne has made herself for visible, or it it the boost from the award she won? Just interested in some thoughts on why Anne seems to be much hotter than Michelle right now.

Look at Anne's or Reese's IMDB filmography, how many projects they have lined up. Michelle has nothing. I think it's also about being able to put bums in seats, which Michelle can't. All three ladies are talented, I'll give Anne the edge though, but public appeal is also important.

Jake said...

I like my men how I like my coffee: rich and murky.

Anonymous said...

He seems to avoid looking at her, when he can; I don't blame him. what a hag!

If they happen to date for real, she's obviously more into him than vice versa.

Better be a man, if you can said...

“Everyone — white, black, men, women — think the white man is more valuable."

Perceptions: A Customer Bias in Favor of White Men

Anonymous said...

Reeke is 100% fake.

Anonymous said...

She doesn't need to keep Jake away from cute girls and she can't stop Jake from sleeping with cute boys.


^^

The fauxmance is all about public appearances, it doesn't matter which sex Jake prefers in his real life, right now they are showing a straight guy dating a woman. She is a woman who wants to sell a real romantic relationship.If gossip of Jake flirting or sleeping around with GIRLS start to take place in the net, it would be bad for the image Reese is trying to portrait.

Anonymous said...

*I think it's also about being able to put bums in seats, which Michelle can't.*



What about her Dawson fans? I know that show was crap but it was very popular in that time

Anonymous said...

If they happen to date for real, she's obviously more into him than vice versa.

It is about Reese being more into good publicity.

Reese often uses opportunity to "provoke" PDA, she initiates it because it makes her look good and makes good tabloid pictures.

Anonymous said...

If gossip of Jake flirting or sleeping around with GIRLS start to take place in the net, it would be bad for the image Reese is trying to portrait.

Jake doesn't sleep with girls and PR is selling any Reeke crap without any problems because no one really cares about two bores.

Anonymous said...

What about her Dawson fans? I know that show was crap but it was very popular in that time

Her and her character weren't very popular though. Not many really cared about her. I don't think DC fanbase is big or relevant enough anyway.

Anonymous said...

That's PDA??!!!! I've seen people hugging their pets with more passion than this two....

Anonymous said...

9:52 AM

Please keep the chin out of discussion.

Anonymous said...

That's PDA??!!!! I've seen people hugging their pets with more passion than this two....

Duh! That's more than good enough for fangirls and rags!

Anonymous said...

"Jake doesn't sleep with girls"

I know. But a gossip doesn't have to be true to be in the net.
Maybe Reese doesn't care what Jake does in his private life, but in public, she needs to look like a woman who has her "bf" well keeped.

Anonymous said...

Looks like DC was just a blip, a quick convenient stopoff from London to LA. In fact Jake probably just stopped for their Farmers Market.

Anonymous said...

she needs to look like a woman who has her "bf" well keeped

Reese has a PR team to take care of that.

Anonymous said...

Looks like DC was just a blip, a quick convenient stopoff from London to LA.

LA?

Anonymous said...

Yeah 9:52, if you think The Chin is "a lady" you need to check out where you left your spectacles.

Anonymous said...

Reese has a PR team to take care of that.



^^

Chin's PR don't control the universe.

If a gossip site wants to run a story about Jake flirting
w/ a co-star (male or female) it will happen.

Anonymous said...

Chin's PR don't control the universe.

They control PR friendly gossip sites, entertainment TV, magazines, tabloids and newspaper gossip. Who needs more?

Anonymous said...

If a gossip site wants to run a story about Jake flirting w/ a co-star (male or female) it will happen.

I don't get your point. Why would that be important and what that has to do with reeking?

Anonymous said...

I don't get your point. Why would that be important and what that has to do with reeking?


^^^

Reese's public image doesn't need a Ryan II

Anonymous said...

What is your point if no one can prevent some gossip site to make up any story?

Anonymous said...

You think Reese is bearding just to make Jake look straight?

she is also doing it to show she moved on with her life after the divorce.
One of the strongest PR strategies is to make Jake look like the antithesis of Ryan.

She already had too much of cheating rumours from husband number 1. I'm sure she and her PR are going to work hard to prevent that happening again

Anonymous said...

^^

My point is that t's going to be a very hard job since not all gossip sites are reeke suporters

Anonymous said...

You think Reese is bearding just to make Jake look straight?

Absolutely NOT.

Reese is bearding ONLY because she wanted "supportive boyfreind, so much better that Ryan" publicity.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure she and her PR are going to work hard to prevent that happening again

There is nothing to prevent, Jake is part of the fauxmance, he signed the contract, he keeps low profile.
PR can't control all gossip, so again - there is nothing to prevent or do about it.

Anonymous said...

If Anne and Jake show any spark of real chemistry between them...

Brangelina 2.0, anyone?

Anonymous said...

11:25, Anne and Jake even had chemistry in their short scenes in BBM.

Anonymous said...

Jake is gay = likes sex with men.
Anne is not a man.

Dou you see a bit of a problem for sparks and Brangelina 2.0?

Anonymous said...

Jake is channeling Raymond Burr. Jake proves that for top male stars looking for lucrative franchises, Hollywood has not changed since the fifties and sixties. Like a good Chanel suit, fabricated romances and bearding arrangements never go out of style. Gossip rags will areas the stories fed to them by the studios, and idiotic fans will buy the rags. Unfortunately for Jake, the studios and top notch directors are buying it and have locked him out of the juicy dramatic roles. If it weren't for Disney and Anne Hathaway, he'd be in a whole heap of trouble right now.

Anonymous said...

The tabs are always looking for new storylines to keep readers interested. If they think a torrid romance or intrigue will move magazines, I doubt Reese's pr will have enough money or clout to keep the rags in line.

This could be so much fun. My evil twin is meeting with her group now to see what kind of spells they need to make it happen.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Jake is gay, Reese is a beard.

Anonymous said...

What if Jake and Anne got together? Would everyone still be convinced he's gay?

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Jake is gay, Reese is a beard.

^^

And yet, some people think they are a real couple.
If that lie can be show as a true fact, why can't anyone invent Jake is cheating Laura Reese with another girl??

Anonymous said...

Some people think John Travolta is straight.

Anonymous said...

why can't anyone invent Jake is cheating Laura Reese with another girl??

What would be the point?

Anonymous said...

What if Jake and Anne got together? Would everyone still be convinced he's gay?

Some people are born gay, some people are born straight - you can't change your biology.

Anonymous said...

What if Jake and Anne got together? Would everyone still be convinced he's gay?

^^

From my part, NO. It would be Toothy with different beard.
But it would surprise me of Anne.

Reese is a long time famewhore, way before Jake, she was already like this. It doesn't shock me she is able to put out with this lie

Anonymous said...

why can't anyone invent Jake is cheating Laura Reese with another girl??

What would be the point?



^^

Selling some crapy rags!!!

Anonymous said...

But what that has to do with Reeke?

Anonymous said...

Some of you are really missing the point. Rags are interested in stories that they think will sell. People love scandal. If making up a story about Anne and Jake sparks the public interest, then they will run with it and milk it for all its worth.

If doesn't matter what the real nature of the relationship is between Anne, Jake and Reese, nor does it matter what their sexual natures may be.

We are talking about storylines that could sell mags and papers. What's the truth got to do with it?

Anonymous said...

Some people are born gay, some people are born straight - you can't change your biology.

Agreed. But no one here knows for sure about Jake's orientation. It's just assumption on some people's part w/o real proof.

Anonymous said...

If making up a story about Anne and Jake sparks the public interest, then they will run with it and milk it for all its worth.

Rags are PR friendly (Reeke friendly) + Anne's PR doesn't use rags that much = no much point in pissing Reese's PR.

Anonymous said...

But no one here knows for sure about Jake's orientation. It's just assumption on some people's part w/o real proof.

Jake is gay, I have all the proof I need.

Anonymous said...

Some of you are really desperate for Jake and Anne to hook up, but it's not going to happen. You’ll see, there won’t even be "rumors" about it.

Anonymous said...

Aww, they can't stand Reese The Bitch, I can totally understand that.

Anonymous said...

"Some of you are really desperate for Jake and Anne to hook up, but it's not going to happen. You’ll see, there won’t even be "rumors" about it."

People are just SICK of Reeke!

Anonymous said...

True fangirls can't be sick of Reeke! Babblers can't be sick of Reeke! True Jake fans can't be sick of Reeke! LOL

Anonymous said...

If Anne and Jake show any spark of real chemistry between them...

Jake and Jen - they had chemistry, on and off the screen. "I like you very much" kind of chemistry.

Don't miss The Good Girl gag reel! :)

Anonymous said...

I really don't understand why some of the posters here have fantasies with a possible Jake/Anne relationship.

He is quickly loosing his charm, and by reading some of the interviews of her posted yesterday, she is shallow and self-centered as any other starlet around.

I think they are cheering for Hathaway because right now, she seems to be the only one who can save Jake from Reese's clutches.

Funny how, short time ago, drugged,drunk,whore Kirsten Dunst was "the only real gf" Jake had and they were "cute" together.

I'm starting to think some people here are not angry at Jake for bearding, but for choosing an unlikeable girl to do it

Anonymous said...

I really don't understand why some of the posters here have fantasies with a possible Jake/Anne relationship.

Everything is better than Reeke and Reese.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was bearding what it was wrong.

Jake has the right to have an ugly girlfriend, faking to be straight is what it is such a pathetic attitude

Anonymous said...

^^The problem is I don't think Jake liked Anne particularly much. I even had the impression during promo, he liked Michelle more in a platonic way (and I'm including some of his annyoed glances towards M. as well (lol)) and that's saying something. Perhaps they (J & A) will be closer this time around.

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to think some people here are not angry at Jake for bearding, but for choosing an unlikeable girl to do it.

We have two group of people (and trolls) posting here:

* TBs are pissed off with Jake for bearding.

* bad fangirls don't like Reese The Bitch Witherspoon.

Anonymous said...

12:16, I agree that Jake and Jen had chemistry, I didn't feel that Jake and Anne did though. Even in the car scene Jake kisses her like a fish, not sexy. I don’t think he connected with her. We will see if they do it better this time.

Anonymous said...

"I even had the impression during promo, he liked Michelle more in a platonic way "

//
Michelle was the one receiving all the attention at that moment.
Jake just like put his face where the sun shines the most ;)


Once Michelle became all news, for Jake it was like... Michelle who?

Anonymous said...

* TBs are pissed off with Jake for bearding.

* bad fangirls don't like Reese The Bitch Witherspoon.


I thought this was clear by now.

Anonymous said...

Michelle was the one receiving all the attention at that moment.
Jake just like put his face where the sun shines the most ;)


Once Michelle became all news, for Jake it was like... Michelle who?


It's possible.

Anonymous said...

12:16, I agree that Jake and Jen had chemistry, I didn't feel that Jake and Anne did though. Even in the car scene Jake kisses her like a fish, not sexy.

^^

To be fair, Jake's characters supposedly "love" Aniston's character and didn't really felt atracted to Hathaway's.

Anonymous said...

Jake was nice to Michelle because she was Heath's babymamma and Jake liked Heath a lot.

Anonymous said...

I thought this was clear by now.

Probably not clear enough if you visit WFT2 from time to time.

Anonymous said...

To be fair, Jake's characters supposedly "love" Aniston's character and didn't really felt atracted to Hathaway's.

Good point. At the same time Jack was horny as hell so ...

Anonymous said...

Jake paid attention to Michelle because she was Heath's girlfriend. He would be nice to whomever was Heath's girlfriend (although, I think he very much resented her).

It was about Heath.

Anonymous said...

12:28 this site is shared by TBers and Reeke haters now. We should all try to live in peace together. :)

Anonymous said...

"To be fair, Jake's characters supposedly "love" Aniston's character and didn't really felt atracted to Hathaway's."

That's true, but Jake didn't have to kiss her like that though.

Anonymous said...

^^I mean kiss Anne

Anonymous said...

"Jake was nice to Michelle because she was Heath's babymamma and Jake liked Heath a lot"


During movie promotion and awards season, H/M were the "couple who fell in love during the shooting", they were the straight image for that movie about gays.

Jake being friendly with them, becoming godfather and all that shit, prevented him to be left behind, just like what happened with Anne.

Anonymous said...

It was about Heath.

This is very possible too.

Anonymous said...

Jake paid attention to Michelle because she was Heath's girlfriend. He would be nice to whomever was Heath's girlfriend (although, I think he very much resented her).

It was about Heath.


ITA

Anonymous said...

It was about Heath.


^^^^^^^^

I think it was more about being connected with the ones getting all the attention

Anonymous said...

Jake being friendly with them, becoming godfather and all that shit, prevented him to be left behind, just like what happened with Anne.

But Anne's the biggest star out of them (living cast) now.

Anonymous said...

12:28 this site is shared by TBers and Reeke haters now. We should all try to live in peace together. :)

I'm not crazy about fangirls, even bad fangirls who don't like the chin, but it would be inhuman to send them back to IHJ and GB!
That would be worse than hurting kittens! I would never do it! lol

Anonymous said...

But Anne's the biggest star out of them (living cast) now.



Now.But not then

Anonymous said...

Jake wasn’t friendly with Heath so he wouldn’t be left behind, it was very obvious that he genuinely liked him. I don’t know if he liked Michelle or not but since she was Heath’s girlfriend, how was Jake supposed to be like with her, other than nice?

Anonymous said...

" I agree that Jake and Jen had chemistry, I didn't feel that Jake and Anne did though. Even in the car scene Jake kisses her like a fish, not sexy."

Kiss'd Ennis like a fish in SNT.

Anonymous said...

I think it was more about being connected with the ones getting all the attention

It's also an interesting theory. Who knows what's the truth?

Anonymous said...

"I really don't understand why some of the posters here have fantasies with a possible Jake/Anne relationship.

Everything is better than Reeke and Reese."

Not. Botton line of WFT world view is that Jake is gay. It is insulting and non-PC to posit him with any woman.

Anonymous said...

The Lesser Evil.

Anonymous said...

"Kiss'd Ennis like a fish in SNT."

You need to watch that scene again obviously.

Anonymous said...

Jake kisses everyone like a fish. He usually sucks lips instead of kissing.

Anonymous said...

Jake would be down with anything Heath wanted, and that includes his girlfriend Michelle, whatever his real feelings about her.

It was about Heath, Heath and only Heath.

And 12:48, there is something wrong with your vision.

Jake said...

I've never been more insulted (well recently anyway)!

Anonymous said...

"Jake kisses everyone like a fish. He usually sucks lips instead of kissing."

Yeah. He calls kissing "sucking face" - yuck.

How come no one ever taught him how? (think about that, bitches)

Anonymous said...

The first kiss in the tent, it was suppossed to be clumsy.

Check out the "reunion kiss",

they almost killed each other on that scene!! ;)))

Anonymous said...

Anne goes "incognito" with wig.

LOL

Anonymous said...

Cool wig! lol

Matt, Austin, John, Tim, Denis, Luca, James, Don, BB, Nick, Jerry, Pierre, ... said...

He calls kissing "sucking face" - yuck.

Jake prefers sucking cock.

Anonymous said...

I have to say my favorite part of the "reunion kiss" was toward the end when Ennis kind of nuzzles Jack before pulling away and going up the stairs. Jack just stays in place with this stunned expression.

I knew Jack was done, and doomed, at that point.

Anonymous said...

I somehow doubt Jake had problems, or issues, with kissing Heath, regardless of what he said about it.

Anonymous said...

Duh! :)

Anonymous said...

1:30 PM, somehow? LOL

Anonymous said...

I think both enjoyed the kissing, no matter if Heath was straight or not. When they lay down in SNIT, Heath's face looks like he's enjoying it imo.

Anonymous said...

I somehow doubt Jake had problems, or issues, with kissing Heath,




His only "issue" was finding the way to hide his erection

Anonymous said...

^^LOL!

Anonymous said...

His only "issue" was finding the way to hide his erection

He couldn't hide it at the DGA's in front of 100 cameras.

Anonymous said...

I am sure Jake made sure he was securely strapped in before he got within breathing distance of Heath.

Anonymous said...

^^LMAO.

Anonymous said...

well...it could have been just the friction ;)

Anonymous said...

I was pretending to text on my BlackBerry as I oh-so-casually strolled across the bridge...and almost plowed straight into Jake Gyllenhaal! He was waiting outside Reese's trailer -- shorter than he ever appears, but also very good looking. And polite. He didn't even glare at me when I apologized for nearly crashing into him. A minute later, Paul Rudd walked out of his trailer -- also very good looking!

WP

Anonymous said...

I have to admit to my fantasy regarding Heath and Jake. I always hoped that once Heath finished the journey he seemed to be on to pulling it back together emotionally and physically after the breakup with Michelle, he would go on to direct his first flick and give Jake a part in it. Once he got Jake on set, you would sit his ass down and "straighten" him out (so to speak). Heath wouldn't have to worry about the midget's presence or interference because Jake would never let that pap loving fraud anywhere near Heath. Heath would never tolerate that shit. Heath would have the time and isolation needed to "deprogram" Jake.

I am not saying Jake would come out, but he could learn to handle it more like Clooney does, with some good humor, grace and ambiguity, instead of pushing an image that is not him at all. And go back to focusing on his career and letting his work speak for him.

Sigh, now it will never ever be anything but a fantasy.

Anonymous said...

"...the friction...," maybe little jake was feeling chafed and just wanted Heath to rub him and make it all better.

Anonymous said...

Standing outside of the trailer? Witherspoon wouldn't even let him in out of the humid, hot DC weather? How pathetic!

Anonymous said...

Who in the right mind would want to be in chin's trailer?!

Anonymous said...

O poor Jake, he is SO not into her, the Chin. It's pathetic to watch. She must be brain damaged to be able to humiliate herself in this way. I suppose its all "for the children's sake" - or so she says. She's probably been programmed by her fat mom.

Anonymous said...

---He was waiting outside Reese's trailer --


LMAO!!! He can't see his own girlfriend on her underwear???!!!

Anonymous said...

^^Maybe she had to make either the small or the big business in the bathroom and didn't want him to hear it?

Anonymous said...

Natalie without make up:

not so perfect?

Anonymous said...

2:08's fantasy I like.

Big sigh.

Anonymous said...

"Maybe she had to make either the small or the big business in the bathroom and didn't want him to hear it?"

He probably said, "you're gonna make a biggie? Im outta here!"

Anonymous said...

can y'all take yr H/J fanfick elsewhere please, it's beyond creepy.

oh, we're supposed to put up with one another. okay.

Anonymous said...

Once he got Jake on set, you would sit his ass down and "straighten" him out (so to speak). Heath wouldn't have to worry about the midget's presence or interference because Jake would never let that pap loving fraud anywhere near Heath. Heath would never tolerate that shit. Heath would have the time and isolation needed to "deprogram" Jake.

That’s a nice thought. I do think Heath would have had a positive influence on Jake artistically and personally. I also think Jake would’ve listened to him, he seemed to admire and respect him a lot.

I’d love to see Jake coming out but at this point Jake not bearding is the most I could hope for. I hate seing him making a fool of himself with this Reeke shit.

Anonymous said...

"can y'all take yr H/J fanfick elsewhere please, it's beyond creepy."

No, learn to skip posts.

Anonymous said...

He probably said, "you're gonna make a biggie? Im outta here!"

LOL.

Anonymous said...

^^Maybe she had to make either the small or the big business in the bathroom and didn't want him to hear it?



^^

They are "dating" since 2007!!! What? This is the first time Reese has to take crap in 2 years???

Anonymous said...

They are "dating" since 2007!!! What? This is the first time Reese has to take crap in 2 years???

Haha. Some people, even in relationships, want to be very private about it. Some even let water run while on the toilett. I admit, I do it.

Anonymous said...

^^I'm not saying they are in a relationship, mind you.

Anonymous said...

The J/H fanfic is no worse than the J/A fanfic. I don't know why the J/H stuff seems to bother some so much.

Anonymous said...

The J/H fanfic is no worse than the J/A fanfic. I don't know why the J/H stuff seems to bother some so much.

Just ignore the haters.

Anonymous said...

"The J/H fanfic is no worse than the J/A fanfic. I don't know why the J/H stuff seems to bother some so much."

Because Heath is dead. Bringing him up constantly makes me feel very sad. And I feel it is very disrespectful of him.

That's why.

Anonymous said...

And I feel it is very disrespectful of him.

I don't agree at all. Their relationship (whatever relationship it was)is still interesting to many people and they discuss it, even here. Sorry that you see it differently.

Anonymous said...

I think Jake greatly admired Heath. That's why if Heath sat his ass down, and told him this is not the way to go, I think Jake would listen. All of the other male actors/friends in Jake's life seem too willing to play the game, and not in a way that would be of benefit to Jake.

Anonymous said...

^^Maybe most of Jake's friends and acquaintances think it's real?

Anonymous said...

^^Maybe he wants them to think it?

Anonymous said...

ITA.

Anonymous said...

Thinking a relationship is real is not the same as thinking it's healthy or enhancing.


If he had lived, I could not imagine Heath and his current in a photo op with Reeke. Despite his shyness, I always got the impression that Heath could be intimidating if he wanted to be.

For once, if Jake had to chose between Heath's wishes and the midget's, the man would win.

Just my take.

Anonymous said...

Despite his shyness, I always got the impression that Heath could be intimidating if he wanted to be.


^^

He was Heath, not "Ennis", you innocent brookie....

Anonymous said...

Heath wouldn't have cared a shit about Reeke. The guy had enough problems of his own

Anonymous said...

The guy had enough problems of his own

Sadly, I agree.

Anonymous said...

He was Heath, not "Ennis", you innocent brookie....

But Heath had some similar qualities.

Anonymous said...

But Heath had some similar qualities


?????????

Anonymous said...

Heath wouldn't have cared a shit about Reeke.

Does anyone else wonder why Heath and Kiki met in London in summer 2007? I know they are friends, but maybe it had something to do with Jake?

Anonymous said...

4:11

LOL!

AN INTERVENTION???

JUST SAY NO TO BEARDING, JAKE :DD

Anonymous said...

?????????

He himself said, he was shy and some perceived him as a bit intimidating. These are some similarities with the charater "Ennis".

Anonymous said...

AN INTERVENTION???

JUST SAY NO TO BEARDING, JAKE :DD


Well, could be...

Anonymous said...

Actors say a lot of bullshit in interviews

Anonymous said...

Actors say a lot of bullshit in interviews

So, you didn't have the impression that he was shy?

Anonymous said...

No, i think he was insecure and a little bit paranoid. He was comfortable enough in general.

And for the ones who said he "rejected" the Spiderman role. The truth is he was so nervous that he screwed up the audition, that's why he didn't get the part

Better that way, IMO. He was too good to waste his talent on those crappy movies

Anonymous said...

"I always hoped that once Heath finished the journey he seemed to be on to pulling it back together emotionally and physically after the breakup with Michelle, "

This is the part of the post that started this which I think some people missed. Most of us know Heath had some issues, but from all of the reports I read he was in the process of pulling his life back together on a personal level, and he was certainly firing on all cylinders on a professional level. He was in demand as an actor, he had started an artist collective, he was getting ready to direct, etc. I believe Heath was poised to truly set things on fire.

And Heath, the man, was known to have a temper also.

Anonymous said...

O poor Jake, he is SO not into her, the Chin. It's pathetic to watch. She must be brain damaged to be able to humiliate herself in this way. I suppose its all "for the children's sake" - or so she says. She's probably been programmed by her fat mom.

In case it's real, as real as it could be, I'd agree with your POV.

Anonymous said...

And Heath, the man, was known to have a temper also

^^

Yelling at the papz is no indication of having "a temper".

When life started to get a little rough on him, he felt appart.

Good actor, but as a man, he was nothing but a baby boy

Anonymous said...

"And for the ones who said he "rejected" the Spiderman role. The truth is he was so nervous that he screwed up the audition, that's why he didn't get the part"

Wrong. Heath screwed up the audition for The Patriot but still got the part. He turned down the Spiderman role (google it if you don’t believe me), but I agree that he was too good for that crap.

Anonymous said...

4:22 PM

No reason for Jake to care about the beard. The beard only cares about herself and her business.

Anonymous said...

The beard only cares about herself and her business.





: DDD

That pic always crack me up!! :D

Anonymous said...

Yelling at the papz is no indication of having "a temper".

When life started to get a little rough on him, he felt appart.

Good actor, but as a man, he was nothing but a baby boy


Heath was very capable as actor and showed potential to be a good director too. He seemed to be a nice and respected guy, but there's no denying that he had some issues/problems.

Anonymous said...

Heath didn't "fall apart." He went through an emotional down period, like alot of people do, but he was pulling through it. He was also dealing with very bad insomnia, and very bad back pain which can be crippling.

Heath said he was shy. He also said that he needed to learn to control his temper better.

I am not sure how any of this makes him a "baby boy."

Anonymous said...

No reason for Jake to care about the beard. The beard only cares about herself and her business.

LOL. This cracks me up every time. Though I noticed, she most of the time walks ahead, even when she's with her kids.

Anonymous said...

Come on, the bitch can't walk ahead the kids.

Anonymous said...

Boy, Heath will always light this board up.

And I think he could have been a really good influence on Jake. Heath was an actor first, and foremost, not a "personality" or "celebrity."

Anonymous said...

I can imagine baby boy Heath and baby boy Jake on the set of BBM with mama Michelle taking care of them. LOL. ;)

Anonymous said...

Silly people trying to take down Heath.

IT WON'T WORK.

Anonymous said...

4:27 PM, you're absolutely right, it was The Patriot audition that Heath screwed up, not Spiderman. Roland Emmerich, the director of DP said:

“Heath did blow that first audition,” remembers Emmerich, whose directing credits include Independence Day and Godzilla. “But you felt in the room, when he walked in, that everybody was kind of immediately straightening up and saying, ‘Who is this guy?’ … And he has quite an effect on women. Dean and I had a lot of women in our company. There was this thing going on with all the women rooting for Heath. Every one of them came into my office and said, ‘Please cast Heath!’ I’d go, ‘What’s wrong with you girls? It’s about acting first of all.’ But they were all in love with him.

Anonymous said...

^ the director of TP said:

Anonymous said...

Come on, the bitch can't walk ahead the kids.

She can. And I can recall pics where she did.

Anonymous said...

^^Reese is always the boss. Poor Jakey.

Anonymous said...

Heath had 3 or 4 years to be a "good influence" on Jake. Didn't happen. Why do you think anything would have changed with another year????

Anonymous said...

No, I don't think so.

Anonymous said...

Why do you think anything would have changed with another year????

There were reports that he got his act together in the last couple of months before he passed. At least he was doing better before this accident happened.

Anonymous said...

Heath looked awful while with Michelle and didn't look much better after the break up. I always felt there was something not ok. Jake, agree or not, looked really good most of the time. I think it was Heath who had the more serious problems.

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