December 19, 2008
One Gag Me With Cocaine Blind Vice
Toothy Tile, we hardly knew ya. Last week it was signed confidentiality agreements with your male paramours (other than your main man); this week it's far, far, far worse: pretend, horrible sex with a member of the opposite sex, in hopes that your studly reputation will somehow be fixed. Ain't gonnna work — here's why:
Repeat Blind Vice offender Toothy has a former fling running her (yes, her) mouth around town about a drug-infested hookup with Mr. Tile. Do tell, babes! Apparently, T.T. banged said blabber to try to prove to himself — or more importantly, the powers that be (managers, publicists, the public) that he isn't gay. See, the more chicks he hooks, the farther back in the closet he goes; just how his handlers want it.
Eh, not really the best plan, as Tooth's last female "lover," if you could call her that, has been yapping away about her evening with the now A-list famous type. But it wasn't exactly candles and cuddles like you'd think.
Try tons of coke. Toothy would make this lady blow lines all over his tight bod until he was “numb,” bitched the gal who did the blowing. [First version: Toothy would make this lady blow lines off his, umm, little Toothy Tile, until he was "numb," bitched the gal who did the blowing.] Then they could get down to business in what we're told were very "interesting" positions, i.e., painfully unnatural and not exactly enjoyable.
As disturbing as this news is, we must say we feel a bit sorry for our beloved Tooth (not to mention the used honey). This all took place, we're told, before Tile hooked up with his current beard, right when he was adamantly told not to come out, so it's no wonder he turned to drugs.
What's next? Meth with Morgan Mayhem? Pray not.
And It Ain't: All 3 Jonas Bros.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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Jezebel
Chris, January 05, 2009
St John Bread and Wine, London
I worked here for about a week in December. An incredible restaurant, with incredibly talented chefs. Here are some pictures of the prep for a pig feast, ox hearts, sea bass and the chefs at work.
Edible Island
I've got a new theory. Jake needs to be center of attraction so maybe when he has to be "supportive" of his contract-mate he goes all grungy in spite of himself because it's so depressing.
Hm... In some cases that theory doesn't make sense. For example, that London business dinner when he looked depressed, homeless and drunk.
Other PR firms, analyzing what went wrong with the Reeke PR campaign are going to come to the conclusion that they moved too fast. Jake had not dated a woman in what, 2 or 3 years. Reese had been married 7 years. They "meet" one day on the Rendition wardrobe try out and fall madly in love. Yeah right. They should have both dated 2 or 3 others, maybe even while dating each other. Then when the Rome promo came, they could get serious. That might have worked. Instead it looked fake from day one.
Interesting that Chris shows a restaurant in Paris that he was at this summer and it like the one Reeke was at this summer and Chris also says he worked for a week at a restaurant in London the beginning of December. Guess Chris still sees Jake alot more than anyone thought.
O Chris F you are a card! Freakin' out poor Jake with your suckling pig recipes. C'mon, cant you be "supportive" for chrissake?
Chris, September 13, 2008
Roma - This is the kitchen staff at the American Academy in Rome. I am cooking here until the end of November as a part of the Rome Sustainable Food Project.
Chris, January 05, 2009
St John Bread and Wine, London - I worked here for about a week in December.
Guess I differ, 7:03, I figure Chris has had it with Jakey and glad to have his own gig.
Instead it looked fake from day one.
ITA
I think J and R's PR people believe in Peter Pan or something. It was a ridiculuous pairing from Rome onwards.
:seemed like a good idea at the tinme:
right.
I figure Chris has had it with Jakey and glad to have his own gig.
I bet Chris was happy to spend some time with Jake in London. Good friends are hard to find.
I really hate to say this but Reese reminds me of a suckling pig. discuss.
Ewww... let's not go there :)
January 10, 2009
Watch the Art of the Elysium Gala Arrivals -- LIVE!
Celebs including Jake Gyllenhaal, Tobey Maguire and Demi Moore are expected to attend this evening's Art of Elysium's annual charity gala in L.A. -- and "Extra" is live streaming the arrivals! The swanky soiree will include dinner, music, a fashion show and special honors for Eva Mendes. The Art of Elysium encourages actors, artists and musicians to share their time and talent at artistic workshops for seriously ill children.
Tune to our Extra Raw Channel around 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST to see who will be in attendance!
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Thank you, 19:22. Nicely said. And this latest Reeke blitzkrieg of Sudden PDA (awkward at times though it is) & closeness is a 180 from allllll their photo ops last year. It's too much, too fast, too direct. It's like someone took the crank on the carnival ride and rammed it from slow to lightning speed since Jake got back from London. Unfortunately, the people who read only the rags don't really see what we've been seeing.
7.43, a suckling what?
Take a look and tell if these are RW's parents 11 years ago (which would mean that the grand lady is nowadays a blonde):
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4191918080/nm0000702
What does Ted means by "unnatural"? Isn't that term offensive? Why didn't he say anal sex.
Ted is gay, I don't think he would call anal sex "painfully unnatural and not exactly enjoyable".
I figure the blabber had her head bent way backwards and also her jaw ached.
Posters have jumped to the conclusion that this must mean anal but I don't think Ted, as a gay man, would use the word "unnatural" to mean anal. Also anal isn't necessarily painful at all speaking from personal experience. Depends on the active partner really.
Could be deap-throating oral. Could be unconfortable if the guy is numb and can't come for ages.
December 19, 2008 5:29 AM
yoo hoo anal feels good thats why guys do it.
and backdoor bettys also.
wake up america
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Sounds like fun!
VERY VERY INTERESTING said...
TMZ's Saturday morning story on Jake running yesterday was called "Jake Gyllenhaal Is Totally Bi ... ceps" then changed about 3 hours later to "Jake Gyllenhaal -- Ripped For Her Pleasure"
Was it a PR induced alteration to encourage Jake's straightness or is "Bi" a forbidden headline hook for online gossip sites/advertisers?
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TMZ forgot / didn't change the original link (URL)
http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/10/jake-gyllenhaal-is-totally-bi-ceps/
LOL, Reeke PR is pathetic!
GG
More Than 50 Stars Set as Presenters at Golden Globe Awards
More than 50 Hollywood stars have been set as presenters at "The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards" to be telecast live on NBC Sunday, January 11 (8 - 11 p.m. EST) at The Beverly Hilton.
Presenters include Simon Baker, Elizabeth Banks, Drew Barrymore, Pierce Brosnan, Sandra Bullock, Gerard Butler, Don Cheadle, Glenn Close, Sacha Baron Cohen, Sean Combs, Patrick Dempsey, Johnny Depp, Cameron Diaz, David Duchovny, Aaron Eckhart, Zac Efron, Laurence Fishburne, Megan Fox, Ricky Gervais, Jake Gyllenhaal, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Salma Hayek, Dustin Hoffman, Terrence Howard, The Jonas Brothers, Shah Rukh Khan, Jane Krakoswki, Jessica Lange, Blake Lively, Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, Eva Mendes, Demi Moore, Hayden Panettiere, Chris Pine, Amy Poehler, Zachary Quinto, Seth Rogen, Susan Sarandon, Martin Scorsese, Sting, Emma Thompson, Mark Wahlberg, Sigourney Weaver, Rainn Wilson and Renee Zellweger.
^^This is going to be the coup de grace, I just know it. ;)
Shah Rukh Khan? Hopefully to present one of many for Slumdog Millionaire. YAY!!!
The list of presenters is nice but that is what is wrong with awards shows. Endless presentations and acceptance speeches are boring. Wonder how they dragged Maggie out here. Look for the Reeke pic with Maggie now - one more notch on the PR list of to dos.
Maggie is in TDK...
"This all took place, we're told, before Tile hooked up with his current beard, right when he was adamantly told not to come out, so it's no wonder he turned to drugs."
So, that means the hook-up took place in 2005, right? Didn't Jake supposedly want to come out during the BBM promotion and was advised against it?
probably the spring or summer of 2006.
Anal only feels good for guys because of the prostate. Women don't have this. I expect Ted knows.
the look in Jake's eyes in this pic scares the shit out of me
I don't have an analysis, 6:23. I just posted the pic and said how it made me feel.
Before you jump to my throat: I think Jake and Reese are a couple. It's just that Jake stopped being hot when he hooked up with her.
The End.
Dr. No, that's like saying vaginal intercourse doesn't feel good because the clit is not in the vagina.
There are plenty of women who like anal. Just to take one example, there was blind item awhile back about a guy who is on the small side, but that the women like him because he is so good at anal.
That picture of Jake scares me too, and it has nothing to do with the flash. He looks like no one is home inside.
"dr no said...
Anal only feels good for guys because of the prostate. Women don't have this. I expect Ted knows."
You dont know nothin' about it, Alma.
Celebs including Jake Gyllenhaal, Tobey Maguire and Demi Moore are expected to attend this evening's Art of Elysium's annual charity gala in L.A.
No pictures of Jake. Tobey, Jim Sheridan, Kirsten Dunst and Sophia Bush were there.
Red carpet
Gala inside
After party
Aaron Eckhart went (love him), David Annable and Ionn Gruffudd (love him too). Kiki looked adorable. :)
Maybe Jake didn't go because he knew Kiki would be there. That would be akward.
Maybe I'm wrong:)
Before you jump to my throat: I think Jake and Reese are a couple. It's just that Jake stopped being hot when he hooked up with her.
ROFLMAO!
That would be akward.
Why?
No running Jake this morning?
Too early :)
ROFLMAO!
And you're laughing because...?
Jake won't be running today. He'll be getting ready for GGs.
10:08 AM
Because what you said is beyond silly :)
It could be Jake Gyllenhaal, mate
SPECULATION is growing that Jake Gyllenhaal will collect Heath Ledger's Golden Globe award today if the late Australian star wins the gong. Ledger, who died from a drug overdose last year, is considered a sure bet to be named best supporting actor for his performance as the Joker in The Dark Knight.
His Brokeback Mountain co-star Gyllenhaal will co-host the ceremony and is widely tipped to accept the award for Ledger. Ledger's father Kim has said he will not do the honours, after reports that he was in a battle with film producers over who should accept on Heath's behalf. Other contenders to pick up Ledger's award are Christian Bale and Morgan Freeman, who co-starred with him in Dark Knight.
Ledger is a favourite with bookies from Las Vegas to Alice Springs, who are offering just a few cents for every dollar punters place on Ledger for the win. Film critics and award analysts agree. The Los Angeles Times surveyed 14 critics and analysts and all 14 went for Ledger over the category's other nominees - Tom Cruise (Tropic Thunder), Robert Downey Jr (Tropic Thunder), Ralph Fiennes (The Duchess) and Philip Seymour Hoffman (Doubt).
Other stars up for Globes are Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Clint Eastwood and Meryl Streep.
In the best drama category, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Slumdog Millionaire are locked in battle. A Globe victory will give the winning film favouritism for next month's Oscars. Sean Penn, playing San Francisco's first openly gay elected official, Harvey Milk, in the acclaimed Milk, is expected to win best actor in a drama.
The best drama actress category appears to be a three-way contest between Anne Hathaway (Rachel Getting Married), Streep (Doubt) and Kate Winslet (Revolutionary Road). Jolie is an outsider for Changeling.
The Globes also reward TV shows, and two Australians, Rachel Griffiths (Brothers & Sisters) and Melissa George (In Treatment), will compete for the best supporting TV actress award.
Herald Sun AU
Which part is silly?
That Jake and Reese are a couple or that Jake is not hot anymore?
SPECULATION is growing that Jake Gyllenhaal will collect Heath Ledger's Golden Globe award today if the late Australian star wins the gong. Ledger, who died from a drug overdose last year, is considered a sure bet to be named best supporting actor for his performance as the Joker in The Dark Knight.
I'm not going to miss this, tissue box squarely beside me. They better not break my heart either! :')
One poster on DC uses the picture of J&R as her avatar(birthday restaurant pics) and has "Love is a force of nature" written under it.
One word:SACRILEGE
^^Oh Please. lol That one is more like a soundstage windstorm, rather than a force of nature.
Am I the only person who thinks that Jake SHOULD NOT accept Heath's award?
During the last two years Jake has done everything he could to get rid of his BBM fan base, to make people forget he even was in this movie, to become a mainstream actor, a straight-as-they-come stepdaddy in the making, etc.
Now,Heath is dead and his terrific perfomance as the Joker has drown more attention and response than Jake can even dream of. So, does Jake do? He suddenly decides to put himself back in the spotlight. He has Reese now, he's sure everyone thinks he's straight and he is safe to go on stage and pick up this award, although he is not worth it, he is not worth it, he is not worth it.
A year ago, where were you Jake?
The article is not correct,Jake will not be a co-host, he will be introducing the clip for Curious case Benjamin Button, that's it, no one is hosting the awards. Given the fact that they did not get that info corect, which can be found on goldderby.com among other places, I doubt that the other info is correct. Last week it was reported that Heath's father will be traveling to the states for the award.
Maggie and Aaron will be presenting an award togehter,it would make more sense if one them accepted it on his behalf.
"he is not worth it, he is not worth it, he is not worth it."
ITA, he's not worth it one bit and I hope he doesnt go anywhere near it.
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt here that losing Heath was very, very difficult for him. Now, he's able to get a handle on it and speak of Heath with remembrance, admiration and love. If it was so difficult for his fans, you can only imagine how difficult it was for Heath's family and friends. Looking back on it now, it may have been wise for someone so much in the public eye as Jake is to wait to speak until he was ready, I hope he gives a lovely tribute if this is true. But we'll see; if it is Heath's Dad who accepts, that's great too, just as long as Heath wins. His performance was wonderful, I'll always love it.
Crossing my fingers for Heath to win tonight.
I'm glad to hear Maggie and Aaron are presenting together; I loved them as Harvey and Rachel. I loved how she said his name in TDK. I hope they come back in a sequel as a couple, but I don't know how! I hope Christian Bale will be there too, and Gary Oldman. I never saw a better Commissioner Gordon, Gary made him so real.
Which part is silly?
This: "It's just that Jake stopped being hot when he hooked up with her."
But in a way you are right - gay men "dating" women lose their hottness :)
the look in Jake's eyes in this pic scares the shit out of me
Reese looks like a witch and Jake looks sad, imo.
His Royal Hotness is reclaiming a little bit more of that former warmth warmer now that he's not totally joined at the hip with Reese. She's softened a bit too. I can be a Type A woman too, but I like my man to be the boss. ;)
now that he's not totally joined at the hip with Reese
Huh? Since when?
His Royal Hotness is reclaiming a little bit more of that former warmth warmer now that he's not totally joined at the hip with Reese
What?!
They are totally joined together all the time, hips and all. 95% of time there is a picture, Reese is in it.
"His Royal Hotness'? Where have I heard it? I think on WDW blog.
You post there, 10:50, don't you?
There have been a very few where they are out separately sometimes.
Actually I don't. People can come up with similar phrases, come to the same conclusions, all on their own you know.
Posted on DL (regarding GGs)
When one's career is tanking, one must take drastic measures to keep one's name in print.
My already low regard for JG has now plummeted even further
OFFICIAL SHOW RUNDOWN AS OF 1/9/09
anything below is subject to last-minute changes and additions
FILM CLIP FOR "CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON"
introduced by Jake Gyllenhaal
FILM SUPPORTING ACTOR
presented by Cameron Diaz & Mark Wahlberg
TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ACTRESS
presented by Aaron Eckhart & Maggie Gyllenhaal
GG AWARDS RUNDOWN
I wonder who will present BSA? Maybe Nolan and Bale?
Ooops, forget that. I just saw it was Cameron Diaz and Mark Wahlberg.
FILM SUPPORTING ACTOR
presented by Cameron Diaz & Mark Wahlberg
NOOO! I hate Diaz and Wahlberg.
And Jakey is presenting a Fincher film? Coincidence? ;)
And Jakey is presenting a Fincher film? Coincidence? ;)
I thought this too. ;)
I'm not thrilled about Diaz and Wahlberg either. :)
I'm glad Shahrukh Khan is introducing Slumdog Millionaire's clip. :)
*LOL* Sorry but after people here are stating that Jake is not "worthy" accepting or presenting Heath award now they get Mark "I am a homophobic asshole" Wahlberg.........If it won´t be so sad, one could enjoy the irony.......
If it won´t be so sad, one could enjoy the irony.......
Something bothered me about it, and you hit it. :( This isn't a good choice. And call me crazy, but if Heath is the odds-on favorite to win BSA, I wish they'd have someone closer to him or who worked with him to present.
LOL* Sorry but after people here are stating that Jake is not "worthy" accepting or presenting Heath award now they get Mark "I am a homophobic asshole" Wahlberg.........If it won´t be so sad, one could enjoy the irony.......
Shut up. I don't fucking care who'll present, I just hope Heath gets his well deserved award.
Mark "I am a homophobic asshole" Wahlberg
Totally. I hate Mark Wahlberg!!!
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SNL: Kathie Lee, Penelope, Liza Minnelli, Broadway And More (VIDEO)
"Saturday Night Live," hosted by "How I Met Your Mother" star Neil Patrick Harris, kicked off the new year right.
After opening the show with a Rachel Maddow/Roland Burris/Rob Blagojevich skit, watch that one here, they had Harris alternately in spandex and in drag, while Kristen Wiig brought back one-upper Penelope and debuted an oversharing Katie Lee Gifford ("I am so menopausal".)
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"Shut up. I don't fucking care who'll present, I just hope Heath gets his well deserved award."
Yeah shut your mouth, 11:30 AM.
I didn't watch the entire SNL, but the skit with "Kathie Lee" and NPH as the fitness instructor was funny, when "Kathie Lee" got belted. ;)
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt here that losing Heath was very, very difficult for him. Now, he's able to get a handle on it and speak of Heath with remembrance, admiration and love. If it was so difficult for his fans, you can only imagine how difficult it was for Heath's family and friends. Looking back on it now, it may have been wise for someone so much in the public eye as Jake is to wait to speak until he was ready, I hope he gives a lovely tribute if this is true. But we'll see; if it is Heath's Dad who accepts, that's great too, just as long as Heath wins. His performance was wonderful, I'll always love it.
I agree, too. I cannot imagine filming that movie with Heath, isolated in the mountains like they were and not developing a friendship during that time. Don't know what happened afterwards but it seems to me that they truly were friends. And to me it also appears that Jake's gazes at Heath hinted at more than just friendly feelings on Jake's part. If he ever speaks on Heath's passing or not, that's up to him now. It's all said & done. The damage was long done when he, Reese & co. appeared together in that park just days after his passing.
But we all make mistakes and if he followed some really bad advice on doing that photo op that day, well, hopefully he learned a valuable lesson.
Is it time for coffee yet??? Last minute dash to the store for a pair of hose for Reese? There's still time to get one more photo op in before you all have to leave for the GG's!
I liked the skit in the FAA booth. That was a killer. I thought NPH was fantastic last night.
Just popping in for a sec - trying to keep the comments short, lol. You all have a great Sunday as we all look forward to tonight.
I hope so badly that Heath wins.
I liked the "How I met your mothah" heckling bit at the beginning too. "Hey Neil, wanna know how I met your mothah?" I shouldn't have laughed but I couldn't help it. Silly. Andy Samberg is a cutie. ;)
"Yeah shut your mouth, 11:30 AM."
Why should I? It is true - everybody knows what an asshole Wahlberg is. And if people are whining about Jake but want me to shut up about Whalberg I will call it what it is - hypocrisy.
Heath deserves someone better.
Why should I? It is true - everybody knows what an asshole Wahlberg is. And if people are whining about Jake but want me to shut up about Whalberg I will call it what it is - hypocrisy.
Yeah, but it sounded like schadenfreude.
He made those awful comments about the BBM script - hopefully his attitude has been enlightened. We fans don't forget nuthin'!
We fans don't forget nuthin'!
We're watching you, Whalberg
What matters is that Heath wins and who accept the award on his behalf. For the record, although Heath will likely win, homophobic asshole Wahlberg presents the other nominees too.
TC- gay
RDJ- bi
PSH-played Capote
I don't want to see Jake accept for Heath either. He couldn't say anything a year ago, but wasn't so heartbroken that he could drag his sorry ass around that park with Reese days later, but now he'd do it? We all know why, because doing it at the GGs would get him a lot of publicity, and we all know Jake is all about being a fame whore these days. Plus after a year of Reeke, which includes the 24/7 reeking we've had since he's been back from London, it's hard not to think that pr now thinks Jake is now "straight" enough to mention Heath and BBM.
I hope Heath's family told him to get lost.
No pictures of Jake. Tobey, Jim Sheridan, Kirsten Dunst and Sophia Bush were there.
Posted on OMG by TR
I'm really surprised Jake didn't attend that event last night. It was co-chaired by his producer from Nailed plus his director from Brothers and there was a Golden Globes tie in. Appearing with an upcoming costar (pictures of them together even at an after party would have sold well and been gold for the producers because it would be a way to get Brothers mentioned) is a sought after opportunity. Very strange choice to skip that event. Jim Sheridan can't be happy today. I heard he confirmed and then backed out at the eleventh hour.
^^Reese must have needed him to take out the garbage instead.
You know those house rules. :(
IT WAS 3/4's FULL!!!!!!!
It has nothing to do with Reese. She could have used the event for more Reeke PR if she wanted.
Maybe Jake wanted to spend the evening with Maggie?
But backing out at the last minute? Maybe a sick child?
BT is fine :)
Dont let yr hearts break, those of you who are dreaming that Jake might accept an award for Heath.
Im sure there is no one in "the industry" that would approve.
Nor Heath's family.
Its out of the question.
Jake has a history of not turning up at events like this, why should ths one be any different? He did in the past but not in the past few years, and this was before Reese. He will show of course if he presents, but to just show up at an event for charity or any event where he wasn't the focus of attention?
Don't you remember that DCF poster that had a fit in 2006 when she bought tickets for some charity event that Jake was a n-show and turns out he was at some concert in MV? Boy was she pissed! LOL!!
Last year he and Reese were listed to atend a few awards events/parties and they never showed, but then several other stars that wee suppose to show didn't either.
You are making a big deal out of business as usual for Jake and don't say it was because Jim Sheridan was there because the event in 2006 was for a charity that his mother is on the board of trustees.
No way he confirmed and bowed out at the 11th hour because he never confirmed in the first place. It's not a good idea to repost BS from anon posters on an open blog looking for an audience.
Jake and Reese went to that GG/Party because they had to,it was CAA, neither looked thrilled and couldn't wait to leave.
PS: It makes zero sense to have Jake accept, makes more sense if Maggie and Aaron did since they were his co-stars in TDK, that would be really bad PR for Jake and he knows it.
^^But it was Jim Sheridan! I can't wait to see what happens tonight.
No way he confirmed and bowed out at the 11th hour because he never confirmed in the first place.
Jim Sheridan and Tobey were there, it's very likey that Jake did bow out.
Don't you remember that DCF poster that had a fit in 2006 when she bought tickets for some charity event that Jake was a n-show and turns out he was at some concert in MV?
This is different. A bit of "Brothers" promo with Jim and Tobey makes sense.
Brothers promo? LOL! That movie has no buzz and a dodgy US date of Aug. oh yeah, Cannes in May.
Sheridan stil could have plugged Brothers w/o Jake or Natalie, though that would be tacky at a charity event.
If Jake's people confirmed and he didn't show (a more likely scenerio) then it wouldn't be the first time he was expected to show and din't w/o warning.
But don't worry, he will be there tonight because he is presenting, no mystery there.If TCCOBB wins, the clip that he will be introducing he can get plenty of photo ops of Jake posing with his Zodiac directer Fincher!!!
^^What an operator. :(
Brothers promo? LOL! That movie has no buzz...
Exactly, the movie needs promotion. "Brothers" UK release date is Feb 27.
It's the wrong date. August is the date.
If the UK release date for Brothers is 2/27, then when will the US release be? It's an US production, shouldn't it open in the US first.
That UK release date is old, based on the earlier realease date for Brothers in Decemeber in the US. I assume that release date is from the IMDB page not updated as usual.
Sheridan claims that the movie will open in Aug. 09 in the US. They should release it in November.
Pimping this film this early with such a murky release date and no buzz makes no sense. Makes more sense for Kiki to show up and pose with Tobey, Spiderman 4 should be filming soon.
December 22nd, 2008
Jim Sheridan’s “Brothers” (Feb. 27, Lionsgate UK) is a remake of a 2004 Danish film with the same title directed by Susanne Bier. Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Toby Maguire, Natalie Portman, Sam Shepherd and Mare Winningham, it tells of a young man who looks after his older brother’s wife and children when he is reported missing in Afghanistan.
Oscar winners and wannabes in UK February releases
Feb. 27, Lionsgate UK - 7 weeks before the release there is no poster, no stills, no trailer.
That's old info, Brothers is not opening in the UK on 2/27.
I have a feeling this film is not complete, maybe more reshoots or the powers that be are not that high on it.
That's old info, Brothers is not opening in the UK on 2/27.
That's new info, Brothers is opening in the UK on 2/27:
UK Film Distributors' Association
UK Film Distributors' Association site -"Please note that future release dates are subject to change and that this schedule is updated weekly."
LOL, 3:13 PM is better informed than "Brothers" UK film distributor.
3:17.. Empire magazine (the UK's main film magazine) doesn't have Brothers listed as a release for 27th Feb, and there's been zero publicity so far for it. Maybe its going to have a very limited release, otherwise I think its probably delayed.
Strange, both sources (see links) look very reliable. Maybe there is a chance for "Brothers" in Cannes.
The event Jake missed was the NY chapter of GLAAD, which gave awards to Jake and Ang Lee, among others. There was never any confirmation that he was going to be there, and his mother is not on their board.
4:03.. no, the other poster was referring to some charity reading even. can't remember the details bit it certainly wasn't anything to do with GLAAD, more some sort of children's charity.
Children's literacy?
4:10.. something like that, all I remember is that the woman who had brought a ticket went ballistic.
I have just watched Critics Choice Award clip on YouTube. Everyone stood up when Nolan came on stage to accept the award for Heath.
I had a lump in my throat, although I'm not an emotional person at all.
This f**king award season is going to leave me a wreck. Seriously.
I missed that - do you have a link? Thank you. :)
4:03.. blinking hell I must be bored / sad / in need of a life. But here is the event (non-GLAAD), or at least one of them, when Jake was a no show.
no-show jakey
Jake let them know in advance:
"Gyllenhaal was a no show, but they replaced him with John Krasinski.. great choice."
Am I the only person who thinks that Jake SHOULD NOT accept Heath's award?
No.
4:28, here is the link
Heath Ledger wins Best Supporting Actor at Critics Choice Awards
bad link, sorry
link
thank you! :)
"Am I the only person who thinks that Jake SHOULD NOT accept Heath's award?"
Good heavens, no! Im sure many, if not most, agree. There is no reason at all for him to do this - the wish is fanfic fantasy. Not to be taken seriously.
This is a time of sadness and regret, though, because of Heath's tragic death.
Am I the only person who thinks that Jake SHOULD NOT accept Heath's award?
You're not. There are more appropriate people to do it, IF Heath wins.
More appropriate if Aaron or Maggie accepts since they were both in TDK.
The only reason some are talking about it is that Jake was rumored to be accepting the award at Heath's family's request, and I wouldn't argue with that.
Rumor=hearsay. Why the hell would Heath's family want Jake to accept? They would want a co-star associated with TDK. Heath's family never publically mentioned Jake, the whole story was BS coming from the same source that said that jake was flying to OZ to attend Heath's funeral: The Australian press/rags.
The only person who said it was at the family's request is Lainey--this goes hand in hand with her continuing perpetuating myth about the holy perfection that is Jake and Reese. Give me a break. It's going to be someone from TDK. Maggie or Aaron or both would be obviously more acceptable than that twerp.
The Australian press/rags.
They write even more BS than the American press.
It's going to be someone from TDK. Maggie or Aaron or both would be obviously more acceptable than that twerp.
LOL. IA.
When you buy a ticket to an event like that there is no guarantee that everyone announced for it will show up. It's a fund-raiser, not a paying gig like a play or concert. And I'm sure a lot of names get put out there, knowing very well that not everyone is going to show up. But the event last night was different, it really was more like "work" for Jake given that he is presenting, Sheridan being honored, the producer of Nailed being involved as an organizer. He should have been there for them, not for the people who bought tickets. Plus he went to the party the night before, which was also more like "work." Who knows, he may've had a good excuse. Or maybe he went home and drank himself silly and had a mother of a hangover.
OK. :)
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The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals
Thanks.
Pretty gowns this year - Aaron Eckhart looks really dashing in a classic tux - Danny Boyle, Freida Pinto and Dev Patel look beautiful too. Thanks for the link! :)
Maggie looks very nice. She was just interviewed by Ryan Seacrest. They did talk about Heath and how the whole thing is bittersweet and hard to talk about (because he died). She wants him to win (obviously).
Aaron and Maggie gave nice heath tributes. I guess no red carpet Jake.
What did Aaron say? (Some of us can't watch :( )
Anne looks great, love Drew Barrymore's Marilyn Monroe look :)
Love Drew too; Anne I thought looked a tad thin. Maggie looked good, but hated the dress. No Peter or Jake with her.
Drew Barrymore's hair looked a hot mess. I thought Anne and Maggie looked great, though :D
Jake is next!
I don't see why he just doesn't sit in the damn audience. Golly! People don't care about him and Reese that much that the camera will be perpetually on them.
Where is Jake?
Everyone must go to dlisted.com to read Michael K's live blog about the GG. It's beyond funny!
8:52 Michael K: Jakey Poo is here! Your b-hole can start barking.
8:52 Michael K: Jakey is wearing too many clothes. If I'm going to have the hots for him, he's going to have to walk around nekkid everywhere.
8:52 Michael K: Jakey is presenting a clip for that old baby face movie shit with Brad Pitt.
8:53 Michael K: Kanye West should've introduced it, obviously.
8:53 Michael K: And all Kanye would've said is: DAAAAMMMM! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!
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"Life is complicated, and making it work is YOUR responsibility." - Oh, the irony that this was read by YOU, Jake Gyllenhaal.
8:59 Michael K: Heath Ledger just won for The Dark Knight. Here comes Chris Nolan, the director, to accept it.
9:01 Michael K: Chris Nolan just gave a very nice and touching speech. And I need another drink!
Wow. Jake honestly looked like he'd rather be anywhere else. Is because he knows that everyone else knows that his cover is completely blown?
Please explain.
Nothing vague about that question. Do most of the people in that room know he's Toothy/gay/bi/ncs/whatever and hiding it?
But they know the same about Cruise, Travolta and Spacey - why would that be a problem for anyone in Hollywood?
"Please explain."
explain what everybody with eyes to see knows? where have you been the past few years?
Hollywood is full of gay actors, Jake is nothing special.
Closeted gay actors.
I wonder if Jake stayed at the awards or if he did his intro and left. After all, Reeke can not compete with Brad and Angie. Also, I still think that Maggie is not OK with the bearding and her and Jake are not on good terms. Whether Jake really has a seperate public and private life, it looks like he hasn't seen Maggie in months. Plus, can't imagine Maggie liking anything about Reese.
Lol! Why did Robert Downey Jr. put those shades on?
^^He's a creep. And he seemed pissed when Heath won.
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RDJ came off like a jerk on the red carpet. When asked about his good year he said it was due to hanging with a better crowd of people, and then put his arm around his wife. Really turned me off.
I guess by better crowd he means people like Reese and his beard.
Tracey Morgan just stole my heart! lol! Just hilarious.
And yet when Heath's name was announced, Tom Cruise got up and started clapping--looking glad that Heath won. Now I know Cruise is a bit manic--duh, but I know people who have met him and interviewed him and they always tell me how well-mannered and gracious he is.
Yeah, what I also liked about Tom was that he laughed at the absurdity of it all, kinda like, "What a silly role to get an award for, but ah well, I had fun playing the character, so, 'why the hell not?!'" He did a great job in the film, but he was having fun and you could tell.
Tom and RDJ were not in the same catagory as Heath. Heath was up for best SA in a drama and Tom and RDJ were up for best SA in a comedy.
Jake looked fine, just trying a bit hard to be serious. What a silly comment, if that was the case then then he should have been in that frame of mind when he presented in '07 since according to sources, everyone figured out who TT was way back in the summer of '05.
Cover blown my ass, yeah like Cruise, Clooney, Franco, Smith, Spacey, Zac.....
Dumb babbler. Tom, TDJ and Heath were all in the same category; they don't have separate comedy/drama categories for the supporting roles.
"Tom and RDJ were not in the same catagory as Heath. Heath was up for best SA in a drama and Tom and RDJ were up for best SA in a comedy."
??? They were all in the same category. What are you talking about?
Just trying to be silly, my ass. He looked like he wanted to get the hell outta there, but I guess it all boils down to a matter of opinion.
^Just trying to be serious (not silly), my ass.
The common thread of this blog is waiting for Toothy to come out. It has its own themes and variations, and if you dont want to play this game 10:01, do go elsewhere. You're a drag.
I saw him talking to Fincher when they came back fom break, he looked fine, relaxed and serious.
"I saw him talking to Fincher when they came back fom break, he looked fine, relaxed and serious."
Damn, I keep lookig and haven't seen him. So wait, the Chin may be there and the camera has flashed on her? Reese, former GG winner and Oscar winner, Witherspoon must be fuming that they didn't show her but keep showing Angelina. Also, notice that Jake was the only actor that they introduced that they only said his name. He wasn't starring in anything or the star of anything upcoming. Guess they couldn't say Reese Witherspoon's boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal.
I didn't see him either...
Iheartjake has u-tube and other downloads of Jake presenting.
He's looking stiff and his neck is thicker because of being pumped up - wonder if he's uncomfortable in his new body. I am.
Reese was not in the audience you silly fangirl, Jake did not have a table like he didn't have a table in '07. Angelina is up for an award and has a table. Maggie didn't have a table either.
Not too sure if he was the only actor that they only mentioned his name and you are correct he has nothing to promote which makes the fact that Brothers is not coming out in the UK in Feb. 09.
The GG's are tacky but they ain't US or OK , son no silly fangirl they wouldn't mention Reese nor didthey mention Vanessa when Zac was on, Marc when J-Lo was on, etc.
Jake conducted himself with class, none of that sily goofy attempt at humor crap he reies to pull, someone is teaching him.
Interesting he had to pause by Finchers table to schmooze, i gues he ain't hanging around for the parties!!!
I missed Jake talking to Fincher; I hope he's going to do Torso, if that rumor is true. I also missed Maggie and Aaron on the Red Carpet; I thought Maggie looked great, loved her dress, a little bit cutting edge and mostly classy, but not over the top, and she has a lovely speaking voice. Aaron looked great. Jake did seem more mature, I thought he did well. :)
I loved Drew Barrymore's MM look too - she's such a sweetheart. Tracey Morgan was so funny too. :)
Jake seemed nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Where was Madame Phonyspoon? LOL
Maybe he was thinkin some fan from this blog or OMG had silpped in and was gonna blurt out about BT and Austin! Ha!
He was outta there faster than the Road Runner....Or perhaps he saw Ted hanging around. Tee Hee.
Yay Heath, A winner. Very tastefully done by Nolan.
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Heath Golden Globe - Chris Nolan's acceptance
Jake Golden Globes 2009
Jake conducted himself with class, none of that sily goofy attempt at humor crap he reies to pull, someone is teaching him.
Jake was too stiff, that someone is a crappy teacher. lol
I'm so happy Heath won, that's all I care about GG.
FILM SUPPORTING ACTOR
presented by Cameron Diaz & Mark Wahlberg
I'm glad Cameron & Mark didn't present the award.
Ledger's dad is 'overjoyed at Golden Globe win'
Heath Ledger's father has expressed his delight at the late star's Golden Globe win. tent
Despite rumours Kim Ledger would accept the prize on his tragic son's behalf, personal reasons meant Ledger Sr. watched the event from his home in Perth, Australia. But he passed on his joy to People.com soon after The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan collected the Best Supporting Actor award.
Ledger said, "We are overjoyed for him. It's wonderful."
Best & Worst of the Globes: "Hello, Mama Talkin'!"
What's the best thing that happened? The worst? The most "OMG, I can't believe what happened" moment? Read on.
Best Showstopper/Buzz Kill: Ever wonder what it'd be like to be the child of a famous person like J.Lo? Wonder no more, TV audience. The singer-actress-perfume let the chatty celebrities know who's boss when she shushed them with a stern "Hello, hello—mama talkin'." Are you impressed—or scared?
Kate Winslet Is the Reader! No, really. She totally read a superlong list of people and near-people (agents, eh) she wanted to thank, and, well, as much as we like to be read to, we prefer historical romance.
Sting—WTF? The singer seemed to have been replaced by an 18th-century buccaneer. Mind you, we aren't complaining...
The Curious Place Setting of Benjamin Button: The camera caught Brad Pitt asking a tablemate, "What's that for?" We're pretty sure he was curious at the award being given, and not one of those tiny forks at the table.
Best Performance by a Non-nominated Actor: Ricky Gervais, who came out to shush the crowd—"How rude are you lot?"— and then proceeded to turn in an impromptu comedy routine that was at least as good—and as long!—as Tom Cruise's in Tropic Thunder.
Most Newsworthy: No, David Duchovny didn't win an award for pretending to be a writer who has sex a lot (Calific-tion!), but he did mention his "wife" in his speech, which led every celeb reporter and editor watching to start preparing a story on the state of his marriage.
Best Reactions: Tina Fey. Tom Hanks. Tom Cruise. Some stars earn their awards/paychecks/creepy celebrity followers by remembering that fans are watching them at these shows sitting, eating, giving speeches. And they remember to look like they're enjoying it. Good job, folks. Can you get some of your bored-looking colleagues to follow suit?
Least Best Role Model: Sure, Tom Wilkinson is an awesome actor and got a much-deserved award, but Paul Giamatti blew our buzz when he revealed, "[The guy] got me smokin' again." Encouraging the competition to smoke is no way to get better parts, Wilkinson.
Best Writing: "Mind-reading barmaid in love with a vampire," "veteran, experienced stripper," "marijuana-dealing suburban mom." We don't know who composes the descriptions of all the nominated roles, but that writer should get a deal. That's some crazy stuff.
Least Helpful Insider Tip: We don't want to suggest we have any insider knowledge, but we are pretty confident Slumdog Millionaire has some Oscar buzz.
Bruges, Brother: Colin Farrell won for this small comic caper film, and gave a long, deeply entertaining speech that touched on more emotions than most films.
Biggest Upset: Did you know the awards were in HD? (OK, we were surprised by this.)
Best Speech: Newcomer Sally Hawkins gave a humble, winning speech that lacked the kind of breathless "Who me?" bunk that some winners try to pull off. Forgetting, of course, that this is an awards show and they are one of five possible winners, so why be surprised?
Worst Absence: Heath Ledger.
Best Animation: Those delightful Jonas Brothers handed out the award to Wall-E, and we were totally convinced they were real. It's amazing what computers can do these days.
Best Ad: Tracy Morgan is just one of the reasons to watch 30 Rock, but letting him give a speech full of his special brand of loony onstage was inspired: "I'm the face of postracial America: Deal with it, Cate Blanchett!" Whatever that meant, it was funny.
Most Promising: Onstage with Frieda Pinto from Slumdog Millionaire, Bollywood film star Shahrukh Khan said he would do "a pelvic Indian dance, but they would shoo [him] off the stage." Um, actually, we think half the audience would be tossing dollar bills onstage, but still it was probably best to let the moment pass.
Hottest Presenter: We're going with Johnny Depp, because he seemed like he just woke up from some sexy dream, and because Glenn Close looked like an excited schoolgirl when he came onstage. Trust us, it ain't easy to get Close to squeal.
This Speech Has Been Rated R: Mickey Rourke's speech was filled with plenty of heart and tough, salty talk, and it was punctuated by Rourke's Wrestler director giving him the finger. Thankfully, it was followed up by the producer of big winner Slumdog Millionaire, who blurted out a bleepable word when he found his stage time was being wrapped up.
E! Online
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Normally, stars make fun of one another, often quite mercilessly. In 2006, George Clooney brought down the house when he opened the envelope for best supporting actress and announced, “Leonardo DiCaprio.”
NY Times
According to Lainey's "sources," Jake may be accepting Heath's Golden Globe should he win Sunday night. She claims that Heath's family still doesn't know whether they'll come and that if they don't, they want Jake (YEAH, RIIIGHHT) to accept the award on Heath's behalf.
YEAH, RIIIGHHT, you were right :)
"Jake looked fine, just trying a bit hard to be serious. What a silly comment, if that was the case then then he should have been in that frame of mind when he presented in '07 since according to sources, everyone figured out who TT was way back in the summer of '05.
Cover blown my ass, yeah like Cruise, Clooney, Franco, Smith, Spacey, Zac....."
I will add Di caprio ( who played in porno gay at 18), Jackman, Damon and affleck ( who were an old couple according old rumours),and soon ( surely) Hirch , mac gregor and carrey why not!
In conclusion Everybody in Hollywood KNOW everybody is gay!
No, no one ever said "everybody is gay".
A lot of actors in Hollywood are gay and everybody in Hollywood and the rest of the world knows that.
I will add Di caprio ( who played in porno gay at 18)...
What's the point of your playing stupid?
"A lot of actors in Hollywood are gay and everybody in Hollywood and the rest of the world knows that."
Te rest of the world don't care frankly!
Of course it does - the rest of the world buys and watches HW movies (Asia market is huuuge) and gossips about Hollywood actors.
Hollywood needs closeted actors because staying in the closet is good for business.
the world is homophobic
I saw him talking to Fincher when they came back fom break, he looked fine, relaxed and serious.
Aww... but why serious?
Somebody said: But backing out at the last minute? Maybe a sick child? January 11, 2009 12:58 PM
To which Anonymous said...
BT is fine :) January 11, 2009 1:00 PM
Glad to hear it but lol arrgh! Is SHE fine or is HE fine?!?
11:06 is babbling on the wrong site
And in the meantime, good ole bud Chris is cooking up all kind of slimey things on the island where nobody stays sober from November through - well, June, actually.
Fresh fuckin' flounder right out of the cold sea, tossed about other slipey slidey fishey pectinidae and gastropodia in garlic and oil -
while watching the Golden Globes. . . hey, man, whattcha think of yr blue eyed boy?
just wondering
From January 10, 2009 5:36 PM
He's just living his life the way he wants to, not for his fans.
The irony is that it's exactly the other way around. He is *not* living his life the way he wants to, because management tells him that the fans won't allow him to.
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