Reality vs. Fan fiction 3

Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet

* Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · April 20
We sleep like an old married couple. https://instagram.com/p/1ugDaXF3zF

* April 13, Chloe Bennet & Austin Nichols take selfies with fans at After Party for 'Avengers: Age of Ultron', LA http://youtu.be/L9F2ETK0k3E?a

* April 13, on their way to 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' premiere https://instagram.com/p/1b8aCZl36R

* April 11, Chloe's early birthday party https://instagram.com/p/1W9p7Xi8EN

* Easter in Austin, TX

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · April 4
When you wake up and find your boyfriend doing this...I think he's ready for battle. https://instagram.com/p/1DwsmBl37L

When you wake up and find your boyfriend doing this...I think he's ready for battle.

A video posted by Chloe Bennet (@chloebennet4) on Apr 4, 2015 at 8:54am PDT

* Chloe Bennet: How do I ever even leave the bed? https://instagram.com/p/03izk_l38G

* March 24, 2015 in Los Angeles
* Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4: https://instagram.com/p/0nhtDkl33R

* Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4: My man and our lazy poodle. https://instagram.com/p/0ngFb_l3z7

* Meanwhile in New York City, Mexico and Los Angeles ...

March 15 - final 'Constellations' performance #Broadway
March 16 - Jake and Marcus Mumford in New York City
March 17 - Jake with Marcus Mumford & Carey Mulligan in NYC
March 22 - Jake and Ruth sighting in Tulum, Mexico
March 24 - Jake sighting in Tulum, Mexico + tweet about location

March 24 - another Jake sighting in Tulum, Mexico + photo

April 1 - Jake in NYC, photo 1 + photo 2

April 4 - Jake in Los Angeles (details in comments)

April 5 - Jake spending Easter in Los Angeles (details in comments)

Waiting for Toothy reminder

* Toothy Tile, Grey Goose and Baby Tile eight years ago:

March 16, 2007

Stork Stirrings

Since it's Blind Friday, thought I'd also give you the latest on Toothy Tile. Hear he's not really planning on adopting a kiddo, as I previously broke a few weeks ago. Nope. I was—gasp!—wrong.

Turns out T2, so blab our mutual amigos, plans on swirling up his love juice, right alongside his boyfriend's procreating protein, ya know, putting it in some kinda beaker or toaster, or something, and mixing it around with a donor's eggs, then putting the results into yet another donor to carry the resulting embryo.

The plan is, Boyfriend Tile will then, legally (and far, far away from pokin' press types like yours truly) be listed as papa—when, in fact, our beloved Tooth just may be the correct daddio.

Ted Casablanca

* Toothy Tile and Grey Goose eight years later:

Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet

* Family photo, date unknown https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1052595654756726

* AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · March 8
Watch AMC tonight! A little show called The Walking Dead. https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/574770364393385984

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · March 8
Btw... If you turn on The Walking Dead you might see some handsome man named @AUS10NICHOLS
https://twitter.com/ChloeBennet4/status/574770994117660672


* AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · March 5
Who's behind the pepper? http://www.whosay.com/l/mIMaeTa

* Father's Day, June 15, 2014, Chloe and Austin filming "Nostradamus" in Amboy, California https://instagram.com/p/pSWEqll3zi

Let's just say my dance moves definitely don't IMPROVE while wearing a baby bump. I'm actually the worst dancer on earth.

A video posted by Chloe Bennet (@chloebennet4) on Jun 15, 2014 at 6:33pm PDT

Chloe https://instagram.com/p/pRhfrEF37U

"Nostradamus" location https://instagram.com/p/pRYP4Pl31v

Reality vs. Fan fiction 2

P.P.S. More Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet photos:

* 'Cinderella' premiere, March 1, 2015 https://twitter.com/brookeslayvis/status/572809686564655104

* Super Bowl party photos http://instagram.com/p/yumazll3zC/

* Austin and Chloe preparing a Super Bowl party, video from January 31, 2015 http://instagram.com/p/yiqUZnF3_C

Verbal abuse, it's what he loves most about me.

A video posted by Chloe Bennet (@chloebennet4) on Jan 31, 2015 at 6:20pm PST

P.S. No Hawaii for Jake!

Jake Gyllenhaal in New York, photos from January 1st and 2nd, 2015
Constellations on Broadway

* http://saminoelle4.tumblr.com/post/106977704032/i-met-jake-gyllenhaal-tonight-im-so-fucking-happy

* http://instagram.com/p/xW3EqkPPyr

* https://twitter.com/mikesbloggity/status/550865361084882945

* https://twitter.com/xoxomariapo/status/550849532511399936

* https://twitter.com/smorgansjoness/status/550847760376029185

*https://twitter.com/WillCornfield/status/550697609778954240/photo/1

Chloe Bennet and Austin Nichols

* Halloween 2013, http://instagram.com/p/f89NI5l35X

* Chloe and Austin with her brothers http://instagram.com/p/m5u0XAyWrl

* Chloe in Austin, TX, December 28, 2013 http://instagram.com/p/ie1s7pF3wa

* Chloe singing to Austin, video from January 5, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/ixynCai8P8/

Meet my friend Britney @chloebennet4 anybody looking for an impersonator? 🎤👌🙈

A video posted by Sara Dinkin (@fancyhipster) on Jan 1, 2014 at 10:59pm PST

* Chloe's Valentine http://instagram.com/p/kbZFd7l3wl

* Party, March 3, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/lEg5YmF3wI

* Kiss, March 2014, from 'Epic Red Carpet World Premiere for Marvel's Captain America: The Winter Soldier' http://youtu.be/D63TFenio-E

* Trip to China and Thailand, April 21, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/nBz2Nbl34n

* Austin's birthday in China, April 24, 2014 https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/459594664429879296

* Professional Thai chefs, May 6, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/npJZ7Yl38f

* Back from China and Thailand, “I like when my boyfriend carves his name into my sun burned thigh”, May 8, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/nt0nC_l30M

* New York City, May 15, 2014 https://twitter.com/the_popester/status/466708589210382336/photo/1

* His lamp babe, May 19, 2014 https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/468485403293806592

* Her Austin, May 19, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/oMLyX6F30L

* Somewhere in California, filming Nostradamus, June 16, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/pSWEqll3zi

* Austin and Arthur, June 29, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/p1gywkl3yC

* Kiss http://instagram.com/p/qAAZ2al32O

* Austin: "Back in Chicago for the 4th of July. Thanks @ChloeBennet4 http://www.whosay.com/l/WfB8HZc" https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/484869358389182465

* Austin: "Arthur http://www.whosay.com/l/Tbr8JXx" Chloe: "Road trip http://instagram.com/p/qKFC3WF31z"

* Returning to Los Angeles from Chicago, July 10, 2014
http://c-bennet.net/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=136

* Just Jared party, July 14, 2014

* Labor Day weekend in Austin, TX https://instagram.com/p/sY3D8axbe6

* Chicago, Chloe: "Stealth w/ @aus10nichols" http://instagram.com/p/t-65VjF3-r

* Chicago, October 12, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/uB6Dd7l3w2

* Chloe: "Photo and flowers courtesy of @aus10nichols #NYC" October 21, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/uZJWYqF34U

* Sexy in NYC, October 21, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/ubRyndl3xe

* Austin: "Two of my favorite things in one place. My pretty bird and a Pollock." http://www.whosay.com/l/JrG9tj7, October 21, 2014

* Chloe: "Late night bean rendezvous.", Chicago, November 10, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/vNZXgCF34b

* Thanksgiving 2014 in Austin, TX http://instagram.com/p/v1Rc-1l34s

* Los Angeles party, December 14, 2014

* Christmas time, December 21, 2014
Austin: "Here's a little something for my special someone this holiday season. http://www.whosay.com/l/UzL9SEo"
Chloe's reply: ".@AUS10NICHOLS I ✊ your face." https://twitter.com/ChloeBennet4/status/546824873637842944

* New Year’s Eve 2015, Hawaii http://instagram.com/p/xTvM_Sl3wu/

* AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · January 1
I get to spend 2015 with a super hero. Lucky me. Happy New Year! http://www.whosay.com/l/GMT9WhJ

* More Chloe Bennet and Austin Nichols photos http://austinfromtexas.tumblr.com