Thursday, 1 January 2015

Reality vs. Fan fiction 2


P.P.S. More Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet photos:

* 'Cinderella' premiere, March 1, 2015 https://twitter.com/brookeslayvis/status/572809686564655104

* Super Bowl party photos http://instagram.com/p/yumazll3zC/

* Austin and Chloe preparing a Super Bowl party, video from January 31, 2015 http://instagram.com/p/yiqUZnF3_C

Verbal abuse, it's what he loves most about me.

A video posted by Chloe Bennet (@chloebennet4) on


P.S. No Hawaii for Jake!

Jake Gyllenhaal in New York, photos from January 1st and 2nd, 2015
Constellations on Broadway

* http://saminoelle4.tumblr.com/post/106977704032/i-met-jake-gyllenhaal-tonight-im-so-fucking-happy

* http://instagram.com/p/xW3EqkPPyr

* https://twitter.com/mikesbloggity/status/550865361084882945

* https://twitter.com/xoxomariapo/status/550849532511399936

* https://twitter.com/smorgansjoness/status/550847760376029185

*https://twitter.com/WillCornfield/status/550697609778954240/photo/1


Chloe Bennet and Austin Nichols

* Halloween 2013, http://instagram.com/p/f89NI5l35X

* Chloe and Austin with her brothers http://instagram.com/p/m5u0XAyWrl

* Chloe in Austin, TX, December 28, 2013 http://instagram.com/p/ie1s7pF3wa

* Chloe singing to Austin, video from January 5, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/ixynCai8P8/

Meet my friend Britney @chloebennet4 anybody looking for an impersonator? ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™ˆ

A video posted by Sara Dinkin (@fancyhipster) on



* Chloe's Valentine http://instagram.com/p/kbZFd7l3wl

* Party, March 3, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/lEg5YmF3wI

* Kiss, March 2014, from 'Epic Red Carpet World Premiere for Marvel's Captain America: The Winter Soldier' http://youtu.be/D63TFenio-E

* Trip to China and Thailand, April 21, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/nBz2Nbl34n

* Austin's birthday in China, April 24, 2014 https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/459594664429879296


* Professional Thai chefs, May 6, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/npJZ7Yl38f

* Back from China and Thailand, “I like when my boyfriend carves his name into my sun burned thigh”, May 8, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/nt0nC_l30M

* New York City, May 15, 2014 https://twitter.com/the_popester/status/466708589210382336/photo/1

* His lamp babe, May 19, 2014 https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/468485403293806592

* Her Austin, May 19, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/oMLyX6F30L

* Somewhere in California, filming Nostradamus, June 16, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/pSWEqll3zi

* Austin and Arthur, June 29, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/p1gywkl3yC

* Kiss http://instagram.com/p/qAAZ2al32O

* Austin: "Back in Chicago for the 4th of July. Thanks @ChloeBennet4 http://www.whosay.com/l/WfB8HZc" https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/484869358389182465

* Austin: "Arthur http://www.whosay.com/l/Tbr8JXx" Chloe: "Road trip http://instagram.com/p/qKFC3WF31z"

* Returning to Los Angeles from Chicago, July 10, 2014
http://c-bennet.net/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=136

* Just Jared party, July 14, 2014

* Labor Day weekend in Austin, TX https://instagram.com/p/sY3D8axbe6

* Chicago, Chloe: "Stealth w/ @aus10nichols" http://instagram.com/p/t-65VjF3-r

* Chicago, October 12, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/uB6Dd7l3w2

* Chloe: "Photo and flowers courtesy of @aus10nichols #NYC" October 21, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/uZJWYqF34U

* Sexy in NYC, October 21, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/ubRyndl3xe

* Austin: "Two of my favorite things in one place. My pretty bird and a Pollock." http://www.whosay.com/l/JrG9tj7, October 21, 2014

* Chloe: "Late night bean rendezvous.", Chicago, November 10, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/vNZXgCF34b

* Thanksgiving 2014 in Austin, TX http://instagram.com/p/v1Rc-1l34s

* Los Angeles party, December 14, 2014

* Christmas time, December 21, 2014
Austin: "Here's a little something for my special someone this holiday season. http://www.whosay.com/l/UzL9SEo"
Chloe's reply: ".@AUS10NICHOLS I ✊ your face." https://twitter.com/ChloeBennet4/status/546824873637842944

* New Year’s Eve 2015, Hawaii http://instagram.com/p/xTvM_Sl3wu/


* AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · January 1
I get to spend 2015 with a super hero. Lucky me. Happy New Year! http://www.whosay.com/l/GMT9WhJ

* More Chloe Bennet and Austin Nichols photos http://austinfromtexas.tumblr.com

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Jackie said...


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Austin and Chloe said...


Happy New Year!!!

LOL said...

Melanie ‏@little_skull 2h 2 hours ago
This picture of Jake Gyllenhaal's dog sitting on Ruth Wilson's foot is exactly what I need to start the year. pic.twitter.com/XCT7kqXBT2

Anonymous said...

PG misogyny in full effect...

"Btw, Ruthie Wilson is a desperate, fame-begging pretty-much low life for sinking to this level when she knows darn well that Jake is married and has little children. I have no respect for her and I wouldn't pay one cent for that play of theirs.

Can you say "Doesn't give a damn?" She's the lowest for doing this.

As if Jake hadn't sunk low enough already, but this Ruthie just catapulted herself right up there with the biggest self-server of all, Reese Witherspoon."

Anonymous said...

PG's insanity in full effect, LOL

Anonymous said...

ahaha! The foot stomping, dirt kicking tantrums she goes on when real life doesn't match the fantasy life she has in her head for Jake and Austin. RULE #1 attack the female.

Ruth Wilson is an outstanding actress. She is so much fun in Luther. Her Alice is one of the best things about the series.

Anonymous said...

Btw, Ruthie Wilson is a desperate, fame-begging pretty-much low life for sinking to this level when she knows darn well that Jake is married and has little children.

Ruth forced Jake to ignore his "kids" and take her for a walk?!?
Jake ignoring his family would be other people's fault?!?

PG is a moron.

Hawaii said...

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · 12h 12 hours ago
The sand is sparkly and sheeit. #2015 @ Kohala Coast Hawaii http://instagram.com/p/xTuoKKF3_0/

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · 12h 12 hours ago
Here's to 2015 with this poop head. ๐Ÿ’‹ @ Kohala Coast Hawaii http://instagram.com/p/xTvM_Sl3wu

AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · 3h 3 hours ago
I get to spend 2015 with a super hero. Lucky me. Happy New Year! http://www.whosay.com/l/GMT9WhJ

Austin "Married With Kids" Nichols has great time with his girlfriend :)

Anonymous said...

Thank god Jake Is working. With him doing the play and Austin off in Hawaii, babysitters cost an arm and a leg this time of year.

NYC said...

Will Cornfield retweeted
Brian Cason @brian_cason · 6h 6 hours ago
First day of 2015 and Jake Gyllenhaal ALMOST sat next to me for brunch.

Not a bad start to the new year.

Will Cornfield retweeted
steve carter @stvcrtr · 6h 6 hours ago
Brunch with the guys and Jake Gyllenhaal. But then Jake decided he didn't want to sit with us. True story. #NYC pic.twitter.com/IP78bukJsV

Will Cornfield @WillCornfield · 6h 6 hours ago
i don't know much about anything, but i think this is jake gyllenhaal....
pic.twitter.com/gukEaiDyRE

Jake eating out again - he doesn't need Ruth to keep him away from "kids and husband".

Anonymous said...

Constellations Broadway Official Site

Yep, Jake working even today.

old photo said...

PeerRush ‏@peerrush 57m 57 minutes ago
Good Friends: Austin Nichols and Jake Gyllenhaal http://bit.ly/1xyqhJf

Anonymous said...

it's so funny and transparent when PG wants to challenge Tom or Destiny and posts these ranty anonymous comments.


Same old story, another year said...
I saw NC back in early November and I wasn't impressed with the movie at all. It's highly sensational and really stretches believability. Jake's performance was alright, but hardly Oscar worthy. So much of Jake's choices these days seems like he's jumping on the bandwagon. Seeing what works and following the crowd.

It is surprising to me that he is getting the kind of buzz we are being sold that he's getting all of a sudden. The audience wasn't impressed with his performance either. It's an incredibly bloody and aggressively in your face kind of movie. For no other reason than I think to get attention. But, then again Jake plays the game so we all know that's part of the nomination process. Politics it's called.

Austin evidently supports what Jake is doing that's why he's faking the girlfriend around the holidays stuff. No one knows who the heck Austin Nichols is. And, there normally would be no reason to roll out his "straightness" unless it is somehow benefiting somebody else's career. Like his boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal. Who is an Oscar contender.

Anonymous said...

It's an incredibly bloody and aggressively in your face kind of movie.

Bullshit this poster (probably PG) is bluffing, they didn't see the movie. It is not "incredibly bloody" by any stretch of the imagination.

prairiegirl said...

Bullshit this poster (probably PG) is bluffing, they didn't see the movie. It is not "incredibly bloody" by any stretch of the imagination.

Hurts, doesn't it when there just might be others who feel the same way as a few of us outspoken OMG'ers?

I don't have to hide behind a name to speak to Tom or Destiny. Check out my own comment. So NO that was not me. It was another poster who also reads OMG. Unlike here on Waiting for Austin and Chlo to Go Straight blog, OMG isn't a one-man show.

And knock it off with the "Jackie said". There is no Jackie anymore. You bought her out. This blog exists to do two things - discredit and badmouth OMG and push straight Austin plus whatever fake relaysh he's in at the time. OMG is the only reason this blog is still around.

The fact that you plaster up 100 pictures of this fake relationship and an actor who isn't even working instead of selling Constellations or a SAG nomination or a Golden Globe nomination speaks volumes about your agenda.

Enough said.

When I say something, you'll know it. I put my name on my comments.

Anonymous said...

Ignore Stupid.

Anonymous said...

Damn prairiegirl,
you are so stupid, lying and crazy.
Even I am embarrassed for you.
**winces in discomfort**

Anonymous said...

Oh, for God's sake. Ruth Wilson is not Jake's beard. It's obvious that they're just costars/friends.

poor OMGers said...

Austin evidently supports what Jake is doing that's why he's faking the girlfriend around the holidays stuff. No one knows who the heck Austin Nichols is...

... but Austin "pretending" to be straight helps Jake getting great projects, doing great performances and being recognized by critics????????

LMAO

simple said...

Austin being straight or gay has zero influence on anything regarding Jake's career.

If Jake needed or could use heterosexuality for this awards season he would use a beard like he did before.
That would get him 1.000 times more PR and more heterosexual image than anything Austin could do.
Austin can't help him.
Jake could easily do some bearding.
But he didn't and won't because it won't help his award chances.

Anonymous said...

I don't have to hide behind a name ...

PG you were CAUGHT posting as Anonymous on this blog .
You are a LIAR and we KNOW that for sure so cut the crap.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Nasty OMG blog trash is melting.

Thank you Austin and Chloe, we fucking love you!

Anonymous said...

The fact that you plaster up 100 pictures of this fake relationship and an actor who isn't even working instead of selling Constellations or a SAG nomination or a Golden Globe nomination speaks volumes about your agenda.

Stupid cow,
this is Waiting For Toothy blog and Grey Goose fucking and dating girls is Breaking News here.
You know that, you just can't stand the truth.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

More bullshit from OMG blog: "Basically, that's (Constellations) just a 70 minute vehicle to help sell his permanent move to New York City."

So far OMGers have these arguments:

- Austin and Chloe don't really date because we want Austin to be gay and married to Jake

- Jake doesn't really live in New York because Austin doesn't live in New York.

Good job!

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Anonymous said...

ahaha! The foot stomping, dirt kicking tantrums she goes on when real life doesn't match the fantasy life she has in her head for Jake and Austin. RULE #1 attack the female.

She done lost the plot. Off the rails. And an embarrassment for women everywhere. She should be ashamed of her behaviour. But that would require a certain degree of mental acuity that I don't think she possesses.

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^^ said...

Typical.

OMGers have ZERO ARGUMENTS so they troll by posting equally stupid insults.
Pathetic losers.

Anonymous said...

dirt kicking tantrums she goes on when real life doesn't match the fantasy life she has in her head for Jake and Austin

THIS.

Anonymous said...

this is Waiting For Toothy blog and Grey Goose fucking and dating girls is Breaking News here.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Did Grey Goose suddenly forget how to be gay!? No, poopie bennet is just a tacky beard.

prairiegirl said...

Ruthie not Jake's beard? Have you told EOnline that? How about Jared Eng? People mag? How about I Heart Jake? Because I'm pretty sure those parties are showing pictures trying to insinuate them as a wee bit more than co workers. And since Jake is gay, I believe that would qualify Ol' Ruthie as a beard.

Too funny. Who are you trying to fool.



Anonymous said...

James Lees ‏@jamesvsburger 44m 44 minutes ago
.@glasgowfilm are showing ENEMY with Jake Gyllenhaal. It's on a limited run and it's a must-see. We saw it months ago & still talk about it.

Jamie Graham ‏@jamie_graham9 2h 2 hours ago
Highly recommend Enemy, out today. A menacing mystery w/ excellent work from Jake Gyllenhaal, & the most distressing final shot imaginable

Alex Marzoรฑa ‏@marz0na 2h 2 hours ago
In other news, #Nightcrawler is no doubt in my top movies of all time ๐Ÿ˜ Jake Gyllenhaal is a freakin beast ๐Ÿ“น

Ztacey ‏@elstacio 2h 2 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal's performance in Nightcrawler was strangely mesmerizing omfg. It's about time I saw a movie that's fresh and different.

Mark Kenny ‏@MarKenny 2h 2 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal just blew my mind in @SeeNIGHTCRAWLER
Holy crap what an amazing performance as a weirdo!
Might be my favorite of the year.

Anonymous said...

Grey Goose suddenly forget how to be gay!?

I know it's probably a difficult concept to grasp, but there's more than just gay or straight. I'm pretty sure Jake and Austin fucked but it was a long time ago. Now he seems to be perfectly happy fucking Chloe.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

prairiegirl said...
Ruthie not Jake's beard?


PG, you're fucking moron and you're not fooling anyone.
Jake doesn't beard with Ruth and you know that.
Like he didn't beard with Rachel McAdams.
Media speculating about celebrities dating isn't bearding.

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PG is too stupid for words said...

PG,

do you have any other argument beside "Chloe is beard because I want Austin to be gay and married to Jake"?
Anything?
No?
Thought so.

Sarah and Chloe said...

Poor melting PG, LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Must be a slow day over at OMG

Anonymous said...

Just because people are speculating doesn't mean it's a bearding situation.

There are no photo ops of them holding hands or kissing, just two friends hanging out.

Anonymous said...

Did Grey Goose suddenly forget how to be gay!?

Looks like that from all those photos and videos.
Photos, videos, sightings, Austin's own words - not wishful thinking.
Was sex with Sarah bearding?
What makes Austin gay?

obvious said...

Austin being straight or gay has zero influence on anything regarding Jake's career.
If Jake needed or could use heterosexuality for this awards season he would use a beard like he did before.
That would get him 1.000 times more PR and more heterosexual image than anything Austin could do.
Austin can't help him.
Jake could easily do some bearding.
But he didn't and won't because it won't help his award chances.


Too bad desperate OMGers hate facts and logic.

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Anonymous said...

Whores of WFT can't stand J&A being married with children. Too bad!

Anonymous said...

Sure 6:50 am,
people who firmly believe that Jake G is gay can't stand idea of Jake G being married to a man.
That makes perfect sense, LMAO

one more time said...

Let me repeat the obvious.

People from OMG blog want Jake and Austin to be married with children.
They are desperately trying to fit reality to that postulate. Lying and writing bad fiction.

WFT is interested in reality. Jake moved to New York. Austin and Jake are almost never in the same city at the same time. Austin likes young girls. Austin and Chloe don't seem fake. Austin working in Atlanta and then traveling to LA (Chloe) while Jake is in New York. ... Facts and arguments.

OMGers said...

SHUT UP!!!

Jackie said...
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one more time said...

P.S. One more telling thing.

OMGers never ever explain their theories and always try to avoid the real subject.
Why would Jake decide to spend less time with his "kids and husband" by pretending to be living in New York?
If Austin is bearding for Jake, how exactly that can help Jake's career? Producers and critics look for cute photos of Austin & Chloe and then write good reviews?!?

Anonymous said...

Ouch!

Enemy said...

...
“Those are the things that interest me,” he shrugs. “I love movies that have currency. Movies are political, whether they’re escapist or tackle something head on. There’s a responsibility in telling a story. There’s a responsibility to know your own mind.

“One of the things that changes in your career is that, at the beginning, people are telling you what you fit into, and later, if you do some things that people like, you make the decisions yourself. You have to know yourself well enough to make those decisions.”

Currently doing the most interesting work of his career, Gyllenhaal is tipped to receive his first best-actor Oscar nomination for Nightcrawler (he was also nominated for his supporting role in Brokeback Mountain in 2005). In that, he plays Louis Bloom, a gaunt loner who embarks on a career hawking LA crime footage after seeing a news crew descend on a late-night road accident.

“There were a lot of scenes in the screenplay where Lou’s ordering food and he can’t afford it,” he says, accounting for his decision to shed 30lbs for the role. “They’re no longer in the movie, but they’re in the character. Lou is an animal who comes out at night, scavenging to survive. He’s a coyote.”

Would Oscar recognition be particularly rewarding, given that Nightcrawler is the first film he has produced, after scoring an executive producer credit on End of Watch?

“I’d be thrilled – it’s important that movies like this get made and get seen, and that people are allowed to express their point of view in a complicated, different way,” he says.

“But I don’t do the job [for awards]. I do it to learn about life. I think acting is an incredibly immature, selfish profession, but on the flipside of that, it helps you practice empathy. When you do your research, you see what real people are doing in the world.” There’s a craving in his voice that is worthy of Lou. “I’m hungry and excited to get to the core of characters.”

http://thetruth24.com/article/74988/jake-gyllenhaal-interview-the-enemy-star-on-why-he-is-committed-to-complicated-characters

Anonymous said...

Just because people are speculating doesn't mean it's a bearding situation.

Such an easy concept to grasp but all PG sees is red. I can't get over how she demonized Ruth Wilson. She needs to step away from fandoms for a while. Unhinged.

Anonymous said...

it helps you practice empathy

LOL! How empathetic (not)

Shitty K said...

If Austin is bearding for Jake, how exactly that can help Jake's career? Producers and critics look for cute photos of Austin & Chloe and then write good reviews?!?

Hollywood professionals, critics and people who tweet good things about Jake's performances follow Austin and Chloe on Twitter so they support Jake because Austin being heterosexual makes Jake look heterosexual which is reason for getting good reviews from general public and professional recognition in Hollywood.

Anonymous said...

Interesting how Mgmt controls Jake, Austin, Austin's Twitter account and so many Twitter accounts, but doesn't do anything to promote Austin & Chloe and help their clients.

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

How empathetic (not)

Give us an example of Jake not being empathetic. Do tell!

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awards said...

Btw, Ruthie Wilson is a desperate, fame-begging pretty-much low life for sinking to this level when she knows darn well that Jake is married and has little children.

Another insane OMG idea - Jake doesn't hide his gayness, marriage or kids from his colleagues.

Good closeted gays beard or even marry women.
Marriage and kids are 100% proof of gayness. Risky business and Jake wouldn't follow Hollywood rules.
Husband and kids make Jake bad closeted gay so why would he get Hollywood support? He wouldn't.

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 19h 19 hours ago
I get to spend 2015 with a super hero. Lucky me. Happy New Year!
http://www.whosay.com/l/poy9WhI

amy ‏@bennetlail 6h 6 hours ago
@AUS10NICHOLS haha you and chloe are perfect for each other ๐ŸŒš

Anonymous said...


Fan Photos > 'Constellations' - Backstage

Beyoncรฉ said...

Come on Austin! Time to put a ring on it! And let the real fun begin!

Anonymous said...

Valentine's Day not so far away ... :)

Anonymous said...

Awwwwwwwwwwww, Austin and Chloe will make such cute babies!

Anonymous said...

Logan Jones ‏@LoganOnFilm 31m 31 minutes ago
My review of ENEMY, feat. *two* great performances from Jake Gyllenhaal, in UK cinemas today!: http://letterboxd.com/jonesysmall/film/enemy/

Mick Travis @DONNlEDORKO · Dec 28
Look at Jake signing my Playbill pic.twitter.com/WPsbSBIstL

cows are smarter said...

prairiegirl said...
I don't have to hide behind a name to speak to Tom or Destiny.


Same old, same old. I got misty eyed just reading that one.
Gotta love poor OMGers reduced to lies and verbal diarrhea.
Too bad bullshiting can't change anything.

Anonymous said...

Isn't PG supposed to be a good Christian woman? But yet she has no trouble calling Ruth Wilson all these names for doing nothing more than co-starring with Jake in a play. Tabloids routinely pair up co-stars and insinuate romance, nothing new there and it's not done solely with closeted actors. How dare Ruth walk down the street with Jake and dare to touch him in any way! PG is so obsessed with and threatened by ANY female in Jake or Austin's life she is blinded with irrational hate. And the b.s. about Ruth "knowing" Jake is "married with kids" is embarrassing. What does PG think? Austin and kids are hiding in Jake's dressing room? Ignoring that kids' caretaker Austin is in Hawaii?

Anonymous said...

Look at Jake signing my Playbill pic.twitter.com/WPsbSBIstL

aw, he looks so cute.

Anonymous said...

"Isn't PG supposed to be a good Christian woman?"

Only when that suits her agenda.

Anonymous said...

Good closeted gays beard or even marry women.

Exactly. No one in Hollywood would reward Jake for being married to a man and having kids via surrogate. Good gays use beards for that!

Jeremy Renner’s Wife Files For Divorce After 10 Months And It Might Get Messy

^^ said...

Good gay, bad planning!

"This marriage was a bad idea from the beginning. And yes, it was fraud!

The goal was to quiet the gay rumors and to present the actor as a straight, masculine action hero. While there have been plenty of beardy relationships in Hollywood, this was one of the worst match ups we’ve ever seen!

The girl was simply much too young, uneducated, unsophisticated, and unpredictable to partner with him successfully on this scheme. It was all too much: the secret baby and the secret marriage and the pretense that it was all a secret because he is such a “private person.”

It’s no surprise that the stunt wife and stunt baby are now blowing up in his face. It is going to cost him a HUGE amount of money to get her to back off of the fraud claim and to end this marriage quietly.

The one person who is happy to see this fake marriage end? His boyfriend… with whom he has actually been living the entire time!"

Fraud From The Beginning

DL comment said...

Take this for what it's worth: I know a big ole ka-ween who has interacted with Renner several times. He swears Renner is straight. Now, I don't believe that for one second. What that says to me is: Renner is not out and proud in his every day life and puts up the act of being straight pretty much everywhere except when at home. I think Gyllenhall does the same thing - except he is not in a long term relationship.

PG said...

Shut up!

Anonymous said...

Please ‏@no_surprisess 2h 2 hours ago
JAKE ARE YOU INSANE? Actor Jake Gyllenhaal To Spend Six Months In Prison Voluntarily To Research For Role As Inmate http://goo.gl/csnqID

LOL

Anonymous said...

Another insane OMG idea - Jake doesn't hide his gayness, marriage or kids from his colleagues. Good closeted gays beard or even marry women.


+ one step further. jake practices bisexuality and his beards don't know they are beards and there fore the short awkward relationships with Taylor and Alyssa.
crazy days and night had a blind about alyssa having said after they broke up tht while he never told he was gay they rarely had sex and he never wanted to spend the night together. consistent with the toothy blinds about jake going to strip clubs and trying to have sex with women unsuccessfully. conslusion - he is probably gay but not out to many people not even himself. most gay actors are not even out to their agents so it is not a suprise that jake would keep his gay hookups under wraps.

Anonymous said...

CDAN is full o crap but the premise of that blind makes sense. When was it? If Jake was in a glass closet or his being gay was an open secret in Hollywood like OMG thinks it is there would be leaks and stories all over the place and there arent. Lots of people over the years here and on DL and other places who work in the industry have said they really have not heard any evidence that Jake is gay. If Jake is gay he is deeply closeted and deeply closeted means not out even to yourself.

Please said...

Taylor Swift is professional beard, Jake isn't the only closeted gay celebrity she used to get publicity and sell crappy music.

Jake looked bored to tears around Alyssa Miller. Jake never fucked that cheap whore and her attempts to use Twitter to sell the "romance" were equally cheap and trashy.

Anonymous said...

who work in the industry have said they really have not heard any evidence that Jake is gay

Define 'evidence'.
They never saw Jake having gay sex?

Anonymous said...

If Jake is gay he is deeply closeted and deeply closeted means not out even to yourself.

Can't imagine that. His family is educated and liberal and part of entertainment industry, Hollywood is gay, why would Jake be so deep in denial?

Anonymous said...

Oh, please. Alyssa Miller knew full well what she was going into.

BUT... after all those years I still have no idea what to make of Jake's relationship with Kirsten Dunst. Real or not? Did she know or didn't she? They seemed genuine at the time.

Anonymous said...

Kirsten Dunst.
I think Jake was in "maybe I can fuck girls" phase.
He couldn't.
The end.

Anonymous said...

Can't imagine that. His family is educated and liberal and part of entertainment industry, Hollywood is gay, why would Jake be so deep in denial?

i don't agree completely. can't assume that on a personal level being out is always a liberal vs conservative issue. politics or religion arent the only reasons people stay closeted. career is another reason. there was an article awhile back about the hollywood closet that found a majority of gay actors are not even out to their agents out of fear their agents will drop them not because of politics but because of money. hollywood depends on flyover states for all of its money. have they ever put an out gay actor in a romantic leading role in a movie? to my knowledge no. look how racist 'liberal' hollywood still is.

Anonymous said...

They seemed genuine at the time.

Seems to me that relationship was based on friendship, mutual friends and drugs. And PR stories about cute boyfriend and young love are so much better than truth about drugs and alcohol.

Anonymous said...

career is another reason

Yes, reason to stay in the closet, but not to stay deep in denial.

Anonymous said...

look how racist 'liberal' hollywood still is.

Hollywood is industry. They are about making profit. Majority of Hollywood doesn't have problem with gays, 110% of Hollywood wants to make money.

Anonymous said...

Trash Boat @AirSchrevens · 41m 41 minutes ago
In NYC for ten minutes and I sit next to Jake Gyllenhaal on the subway.

Anonymous said...

And the b.s. about Ruth "knowing" Jake is "married with kids" is embarrassing. What does PG think? Austin and kids are hiding in Jake's dressing room? Ignoring that kids' caretaker Austin is in Hawaii?

PG doesn't think.
Some time ago she needed "Jake doesn't hide kids and husband from his coworkers" for one of her stupid stories so she made that up and now that's a "fact".

Anonymous said...

Soumik Hore ‏@d3athblad3 2h 2 hours ago
What a movie. Enthralling, engaging and brilliantly thought-of AND brilliantly acted.
Definite watch :)
#Nightcrawler

Obaidi Jamsheed ‏@Jamsheed91 1h 1 hour ago
@d3athblad3 is it out yet? I really wanted to watch that movie. Gonna do that but I don’t really have time recently.

Soumik Hore ‏@d3athblad3
@jamsheed91 yeah, it's out. Do see it. Jake Gyllenhaal is in his absolute best, as a charismatic, almost cringy-worthy sociopathic guy

Obaidi Jamsheed ‏@Jamsheed91 20m 20 minutes ago
@d3athblad3 he’s so good. Movies he chose in recent years are really good and he shows his true potential now.

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Anonymous said...

Come on Austin! Time to put a ring on it! And let the real fun begin!

Austin, fingers crossed! :)

Berlin said...

Did Grey Goose suddenly forget how to be gay!?

Does it matter?
It doesn't.
Gay or not, Austin and Jake are just friends. We know that much for sure.

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Jake who? said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · Oct 21
Two of my favorite things in one place. My pretty bird and a Pollock. http://www.whosay.com/l/JrG9tj7

His favorite :)

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...


8:15 pm, is this current enough for you?

^^ said...

Chloe & Austin Hawaii kissing photo comment:

jennsinkona
@chloebennet4 I saw you two at Choicemart yesterday in Kealakekua ☺️ I'm sad I didn't ask for a pic but didn't want to bother y'all on New Year's Day on your vacation ๐ŸŽ‰

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Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS
I get to spend 2015 with a super hero. Lucky me. Happy New Year!




^^
I bet Austin dumped Jake because he could not get those Spiderman Batman roles, that greedy bitch! lol
Also with that hawaiian shirt and that mustache I can see a strong Magnum P.I situation going on here: "Haloa Higgins!"

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Mgmt said...

One down, OMG blog is next

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Keep meeeeeeeeeeeelting!

It's great to see trash from OMG blog so frustrated and miserable :)

WDW said...

FRIDAY, 2 JANUARY 2015

Happy New Year and all best wishes as WDW closes its bar doors
Happy New Year!

After a great deal of thought, much of it rather emotional, I've come to the conclusion that it is now time for Wet Dark and Wild to close its doors. Much has happened during the nigh on eight years that I have been blogging here and it has been a truly magical and significant part of my life. I have met so many of you, as well as Jake (who has always been admirably gracious and kind to me, making dreams sparkle), and have travelled to a fair few countries on the hunt for adventures. From the BAFTAS back in London in 2007, to Cannes, Toronto, Rome, Berlin and to premieres and other events in Britain, I count myself the most fortunate of all bloggers.

It has been a delight to spend so much time with you all. I am grateful to everyone for reading and supporting WDW, through the busy times and the quiet times. I know that many of the original readers and friends have moved on - if you see this I hope you are all well and happy, and thank you! - and missing you is a big part of why now I think it is time to close the bar doors.

I'm not able to spend as much time blogging here as I would wish and it's been too brilliant a place for me to let it fade away to nothing. I'm still a proud Gyllenhaalic and I see glories ahead in his future, maybe even an Oscar in 2015?! A nomination at least, I hope. If Jake comes over to these shores again, I'll be there, trying to edge my way to the front as normal. Hoping to see some of you there, too.

I've had such a wonderful time here over the years and I'm so sad to say goodbye. I think it will be very hard for me in the coming days and weeks. I'm not ashamed to say that I'm a bit teary now. Not surprisingly really, as running WDW has been one of the best and most satisfying things I have done in my entire life. I wouldn't dream of deleting the blog - there are riches in the WDW archives so do dive in! I know I will. Who knows? I may pop back. Never say never again as someone once said. And I can always be found on Twitter if you want to say hello. I will always be Wetdarkandwild.

So, let's go back to where it all started for me...

With love, goodbye and thank you

Kate x

http://www.wetdarkandwild.com/2015/01/happy-new-year-and-all-best-wishes-as.html

Anonymous said...

WDW was great blog except when Kate was selling Jake's bearding as real relationships.

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Jake who? said...

7:47 am,
it is normal for couples to spend time together, including public holidays.
I'm sure you heard about that.
As you can see, unlike Jake and Austin, Austin & Chloe love being together and traveling together :)

Jake who? said...

P.S. And no, "I want Austin to be gay and married to Jake" isn't proof that Austin is gay and bearding. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

#TBS said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS Apr 29
Thailand -----------------> pic.twitter.com/jvj4wp7h4g

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Anonymous said...

Two weeks in China and Thailand. I wouldn't mind dating Chloe, LOL

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WOW said...

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile · 7h 7 hours ago
RT @joyceswisher: Made eye contact/ bumped into Jake Gyllenhaal at restaurant tonight. I can die happy now

Girl is from TCU - Texas Christian University:

joyce mae @joyceswisher · 7h 7 hours ago
Made eye contact/ bumped into Jake Gyllenhaal at restaurant tonight. I can die happy now

PG just couldn't resist retweeting this 100% fake sighting. What a pathetic liar and idiot, LMAO!!!

^^ said...

PG is retarded trash.

California said...

Kendall Van Nort ‏@kendallvannort Dec 28
With @joyceswisher back on California soil, let winter break 2014 commence

Anonymous said...

whats so hard to believe about that tweet? Jake puts in day and night of work in NYC. Flies across the USA to California to have dinner with the hubby who OOPS! Happens to be in Hawaii with the girlfriend. Then flies BACK to NYC for work the next day. What's so hard to believe?!

Anonymous said...

Abhilash Baishya ‏@abhilashbaishya 6m 6 minutes ago
Saw Enemy today. Beautiful filmmaking and also Jake Gyllenhaal is brilliant in it.

Marilois Snowman ‏@marilois 18m 18 minutes ago
Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler is a showcase in acting.

Theo Barklem-Biggs ‏@BarklemBiggs 1h 1 hour ago
"Nightcrawler" has to be the most original piece of film-making I have seen in a loooong time! Jake Gyllenhaal deserves an oscar for that!

LOL said...

What's so hard to believe?!

Damn, you have a point. Jake takes private jet to keep his visit super private and then eats out in some restaurant. Easy to believe!

duh said...

Jake puts in day and night of work in NYC. Flies across the USA to California to have dinner with the hubby...

Exactly. Plenty of time to be back in New York for today's 2PM show!

Sat 3 - 2:00PM & 8:00PM
http://constellationsbroadway.com/tickets/

P.S. said...

Much easier than Austin flying to New York.

Anonymous said...

dino ‏@drln 5 min5

imagine: rosamund pike in gone girl and jake gyllenhaal in nightcrawler hitting it off on their first date, giggling about terrible things



LOL!

Anonymous said...

Mgmt said...
One down, OMG blog is next


WDW was nice, but Mgmt must love OMG blog - nothing better than evidence that people who think Jake is closeted gay are crazy and stupid liars.

yep said...

The Bumbys @TheBumbys May 27
So we're apparently part of some Jake Gyllenhaal / Austin Nichols slash fic experiment? Or something? http://bit.ly/1huCmlG

photos said...

I MET JAKE GYLLENHAAL TONIGHT IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
#jake gyllenhaal #constellations #ruth wilson #nyc

so fucking pathetic said...

"Methodical Muser said...

And, Rolling Hills Estates where Jake was seen in a restaurant last night, is a residential suburban area that has three distinct characteristics, which fits Jake and Austin's MO ..."

Idiots from OMG blog want obviously fake 'Jake in LA' sighting to be true, LOL

Anonymous said...

LMAO she just deleted a post saying she had proven there were no performances on Jan 1 or 2...deleted it because someone linked to a pic of a ticket dated Jan 1.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SK must have entrusted the blog password to the loony bin lol

Anonymous said...

Ticketing web site displays only future performances because you can buy tickets only for future performances.
Hope this is simply enough for OMGers :)

Anonymous said...

prairiegirl said...

instagram! said...

nicolekyle1
blah blah blah


Nope, that one is NOT going to cut it. Her account is Private and you need to be friended in order to comment or see her other posts?

There is nothing about this page that proves squat. I mean, look at that. It looks like a scrapbook page the way it's all perfectly laid out.

Nope. Actually, that just made it worse for me. Keep digging. You never should have used a "private" account.



omg she need help ASAP

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

LMAO...so last week PG's standard for "proof" was reading anon Keram posts on Datalounge, but this week a pic of a ticket posted on IG is not enough "proof" because it "looks like a scrapbook page."

I thinking M&M is pissing her Depends laughing as she types her posts, yanking PG's chain.

Anonymous said...

Methodical Muser said...

Bingo! You caught it. Congratulations. That's exactly right. If he wanted to really prove he was there, that Hollywood Reporter guy would have made sure to take a snapshot of the date. Busted!
January 3, 2015 at 1:34 PM

MM is even worse!

Dear OMGers said...

Constellations Broadway Official Site

Schedules and Pricing for Constellations Tickets

You can notice that right now you can't buy online tickets for TODAY's 2:00PM performance (second link).

Play wasn't cancelled. Online tickets for today's 2:00PM aren't available anymore, but for today's 8:00PM are still available.

Simple enough? :)

Anonymous said...

Another day, another year and another epic failure from the phantasmagoric duo MM & PG, oh well

Anonymous said...


Online tickets right now

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/xW3EqkPPyr/

OMGers should report this girl for counterfeiting tickets. Oh the inhumanity of it all!

Jake in LA soon said...

Jan 11, 12 and 13 - no performances.

Golden Globe Awards are on Jan 11 and Jake will be there!

Anonymous said...

So now PG is harassing people on their tumblrs? Telling this girl she didn't see the play when she says she did? LOL. Yeah, this girl is a pawn of the infamous "Mgmnt". Holy Shit, she can't keep her embarrassing crazy contained to OMG or her own Twitter or tumblr, now she has to harass people who don't know or give a fuck who she is. How hard is it to figure out that the theater wouldn't show tickets for sale for PAST performances.

common sense said...

OMGers are such stupid liars, LOL

1. Austin doesn't work. Austin can visit Jake in New York city, there is no need for Jake to travel to see Austin while on Broadway.

2. When you take a secret trip to see your secret husband you don't spend your time in public places like a restaurant.

Anonymous said...

Keram knows that Jake performed in Constellations on Friday, 1 Jan.

Keram also knows that pee g is full of shit and MM needs to change her diapers.

That is all.

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

1. Austin doesn't work. Austin can visit Jake in New York city, there is no need for Jake to travel to see Austin while on Broadway.

Exactly.
Even if we ignore the fact that Austin isn't in LA right now (Hawaii), it would be easy and simple for Austin to travel and stay with Jake for more than 17,5 hours.
Another "small" detail - if Jake cared about being with Austin he wouldn't have moved to New York 3 years ago.

Anonymous said...

We need another berlinale! That was so fun!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

So now PG is harassing people on their tumblrs?

PG has the right to bully everyone because she has super powers and KNOWS everything. She doesn't need to support her claims with anything and can ignore all facts she doesn't like because she's so special.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

"http://instagram.com/p/xW3EqkPPyr/

OMGers should report this girl for counterfeiting tickets."

Sorry Nicole, you can't trick PG with such nonsense like original Constellations ticket from January 1 and photos of Jake and Ruth backstage, PG knows that Jake was in LA with Austin!!!

Shitty K said...

We need another berlinale! That was so fun!

Shut up!

more NYC photos said...

Mike Morrison @mikesbloggity
Writer, blogger and Metro columnist. In 1997, Entertainment Weekly published my Letter to the Editor. It was about Buffy.

Mike Morrison @mikesbloggity · Jan 1
There are 42 facial muscles and @CuriousBroadway made me use all of them. @alexandersharp, you're amazing! pic.twitter.com/m5Rmv114ag

Mike Morrison @mikesbloggity · Jan 1
Spotted Jake Gyllenhaal exiting the Stage Door of his play Constellations! pic.twitter.com/yJQNOZytiS

Anonymous said...

WOW

I know OMGers are lying trash but since Jake is working in New York and it's so easy to prove that LA restaurant sighting is fake I thought that they won't use it.
And I was wrong.
How low can crazy OMG shithole go?

Anonymous said...

MM is even worse!

no they are the same person

PG = MM

insane person said...

Jake wasn't on stage the past few nights. That was just a hologram! Just like those planes on 9/11!

Jack and Lureen said...

Mike Morrison is from Calgary, Alberta :)

Anonymous said...

Management put all those people at the theatre door! Then they created fake tickets! Who then created fake tumblrs and twitters!

How does one sign up and work for management? It sounds like fun, go to NYC , go to the theatre , make fake tickets and create Instagrams, Twitter accounts and tumblrs all to keep the greatest conspiracy in the history of the world going? And get paid? Sign me up!

Anonymous said...

Me too! New York, Jake, here I come!

Anonymous said...

We need another berlinale! That was so fun!

Ah, Jake and Austin in Europe, attending the same film festival, visiting U.S. Embassy together, speculations about coming out ... great times!

Anonymous said...

Broadway Grosses Said...

There's a thing anyone in the industry knows about. It's called the weeks Broadway Grosses. BroadwayWorld.com posts them every week. They appear sometime after 1pm every Monday on their website. Box Office treasury is strictly regulated in NYC. False reporting is felonious. Along with info about average ticket prices, net profits, potential profits, are the number of performances for the week being reported on. A little patience and time will tell whether Jake performed all eight shows of the week in question. My, the actual information that can be found on the world wide web.

more NYC photos said...

♏aria ‏@xoxomariapo Jan 1
When jake Gyllenhaal hits u with his car pic.twitter.com/Jy4pZ4BnT5

Morgan Jones ‏@smorgansjoness Jan 1
Spending 30 minutes talking to Jake Gyllenhaal and Ruth Wilson about acting was a literal dream. I can't process. pic.twitter.com/ZkcrrVyZkV

Anonymous said...

they're just totally wrong this is from the site MM claims she searched thoroughly

http://www.playbill.com/events/event_detail/constellations-samuel-j.-friedman-theatre-321122

LA said...

Jan 11, 12 and 13 - no performances.
Golden Globe Awards are on Jan 11 and Jake will be there!


This also means that 'no Jake = no performance'.

Anonymous said...

MM is an idiot. when hollywood celebrities headline a broadway play they can't take a week off to go on vacation and in between xmas and new years one of the most popular times to see plays. the celeb is the whole draw. she's batshit.

these erroneous sightings that OMG'ers get all excited and wet about and try to make fit with their fantasy are exactly why OMG is still worth following. You can't possibly buy entertainment this good anywhere else!

more NYC photos said...

liz ‏@lizzybug57 18h 18 hours ago
Just saw Constellations on Broadway starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Ruth Wilson. Jake signed my playbill! pic.twitter.com/xS8DJozygq

Saba Al-Fuhaid @smalfuhaid · Dec 30
Intermission at @ElephantMan. Bradley Cooper and Patricia Clarkson are so great. pic.twitter.com/IP5FlizJPj

Saba Al-Fuhaid @smalfuhaid · Jan 2
Another day, another play. Didn't really like the #Constellations plot, but Jake Gyllenhaal's always nice to look at. pic.twitter.com/44PBGaDjgk

LMAO said...

PG agreeing with herself:

"Jake does lie said...
That tweet that placed Jake in California looks legit to me. ..."

True, you can't possibly buy entertainment this good anywhere else! :)

OMG insanity said...

LA tweet without photo or any details "looks legit" ... tweets and photos of Jake in New York and Austin in Hawaii must be fake!

Anonymous said...

Methodical Muser said...
Interesting you should ask that. Because after just a little research on Playbill Vault, I was able to determine that Constellations went on a break after the December 28, 2014 performance, and will not reopen again until today, January 3, 2015. That's correct, Jake has been on a break all week long.


^^^

Shameless lies from MM /PG shithead.
That bitch is really desperate, LOL :)

Anonymous said...

MM now agreeing that maybe play went on with an understudy while Jake flew to LA. LOL. What happened to her "proof" that that the play was "cancelled"? MM and PG won't admit they are wrong, will just keep spinning and twisting to fit what they want to believe.

reposting said...

Brian Cason @brian_cason · 1h 1 hour ago
First day of 2015 and Jake Gyllenhaal ALMOST sat next to me for brunch.

Not a bad start to the new year.

steve carter @stvcrtr · 57m 57 minutes ago
Brunch with the guys and Jake Gyllenhaal. But then Jake decided he didn't want to sit with us. True story. #NYC pic.twitter.com/IP78bukJsV

Will Cornfield @WillCornfield · 36m 36 minutes ago
i don't know much about anything, but i think this is jake gyllenhaal....
gyllenhaal.... pic.twitter.com/gukEaiDyRE

January 01, 2015 12:37 pm

ouch! said...

I was able to determine that Constellations went on a break after the December 28, 2014 performance, and will not reopen again until today, January 3, 2015

PROOF that MM / PG posted a blatant lie:

Performance Schedule:
Week of December 29: Monday and Tuesday @7pm
Thursday and Friday @8pm
Saturday @2 and 8pm
Sunday @2 and 7pm

http://www.playbill.com/events/event_detail/constellations-samuel-j.-friedman-theatre-321122

not even a nice try said...

MM now agreeing that maybe play went on with an understudy while Jake flew to LA

Play went with Jake - there are tweets and PHOTOS of Jake backstage.
There is no understudy.
There will be no performances when Jake will be in LA for Golden Globes.

Anonymous said...

January 3 - Jake Arriving At The Samuel J. Friedman Theatre In NYC

Anonymous said...

oh look it's snowing in LA! .... oh wait

Anonymous said...

Of course there was no understudy, this is just MM's pathetic attempt at backtracking but not admitting she is WRONG, which she is incapable of doing even when proven wrong with facts. And good Christian PG will be fine with going to the Nicole girl's tumblr and basically calling her a liar.

Anonymous said...

MM / PG writes lies or bullshits, not capable of anything else :)

PG said...

Will Cornfield @WillCornfield · 1 Jan 2015
i don't know much about anything, but i think this is jake gyllenhaal... pic.twitter.com/gukEaiDyRE

That tweet that placed Jake in New York doesn't look legit to me!

Anonymous said...

backstage.com was advertising for understudies for the main roles last July. Whatever the facts, you don't cast a play without understudies for the lead roles.

Anonymous said...

Please learn to comprehend 6:53. The point is that an understudy was not filling in for Jake on Jan. 1 not that there are no understudies for the leads.

Anonymous said...

Whatever the facts, you don't cast a play without understudies for the lead roles.

No mention of understudies: https://www.telecharge.com/Broadway/Constellations/Overview
Jake did all performances so far.
There will be no performances Jan 11 - Jan 13 because Jake will be in LA and there is no replacement for him.

Anonymous said...

The point is that an understudy was not filling in for Jake on Jan. 1

Exactly, all those photos don't lie.

Anonymous said...

MM and PG you'll have to add Conan and Letterman and all the people in the studio audiences those days in on the conspiracy. Oh and all the people who watched at home.

On Gyllenbabble:

"Jake went to "Conan" on New Year's Day and was on the "Late Show with David Letterman" yesterday (GoldDerby)."

Anonymous said...

That's the thing about outrageous conspiracy theories. As time goes on the same thing always happens. Fewer and fewer people buy into the theory, and the core community gets desperate. Soon everyone else but them essentially is in on the conspiracy. We're in on the conspiracy (high management!). All media are in on the conspiracy. All of Hollywood is in on it. Thousands of random people on twitter and tumblr and instagram are in on it. Basically the whole world is keeping married jake and austin and kids safely in the closet so that jake can have his indie actor career. What a tangled insane and sad web OMG have woven.

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Anonymous said...

‏@vivatomlinson 1h 1 hour ago
jake gyllenhaal is my dad

alex ‏@aaalvxandra 1h 1 hour ago
“@vivatomlinson: jake gyllenhaal is my dad” DADDY* BITCH

gangsta BTz

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Haloa from Clhoe&Magnum Austin PI said...

chloebennet4
9 h ago · Honomalino Bay Hawaii
First time at a black sand beach. Black sand looks really not great stuck in your butt.

LOL!

More insane crap posted on OMG blog said...

All media are in on the conspiracy. All of Hollywood is in on it.

Photo posted by Scott Feinberg @ScottFeinberg, "@THR's awards analyst — aka full-time Oscars/Emmys/Tonys geek. @CriticsChoice voter. @BarackObama, @Yankees & @BrandeisU fan."

Scott Feinberg @ScottFeinberg · Jan 2
It's Jake time! (with @robmesser)
pic.twitter.com/RVp2hn1yUt

Tweet was posted on Friday, January 2, at 8:01PM NYC time.

Idiots from OMG blog really hated it, LOL:

PG said: Nice strategic thumb placement, Scott!

PG under fake name said: That Feinberg guy doesn't even have a date. Isn't that weird. Wouldn't he have January 2, 2015 displayed, instead of just a generic Friday. Wow! Wow! Wow!

Methodical Muser said...
Bingo! You caught it. Congratulations. That's exactly right. If he wanted to really prove he was there, that Hollywood Reporter guy would have made sure to take a snapshot of the date. Busted!

Methodical Muser said...
What is even more disturbing is that Feinberg works supposedly for a credible publication and WME is using him to closet Jake. And, he is a Critic's Choice voter. Do we see a conflict of interest here?

meanwhile in Hawaii said...

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · 9h 9 hours ago
First time at a black sand beach. Black sand looks really not great stuck in your butt. @ Honomalino Bay Hawaii http://instagram.com/p/xaqVDml37R/

I'm sure Austin doesn't mind :)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

If he wanted to really prove he was there, that Hollywood Reporter guy would have made sure to take a snapshot of the date.

People who attend theater plays should make sure that they can PROVE it.
PG, you fucking moron, don't skip your medications.

Anonymous said...

That damn thumb is the key to OMG amazing discovery

ticket said...

PG under fake name said: That Feinberg guy doesn't even have a date. Isn't that weird. Wouldn't he have January 2, 2015 displayed, instead of just a generic Friday. Wow! Wow! Wow!

PG can't stop lying:

With thumb

Without thumb

Anonymous said...

Methodical Muser said...
...Jake's been in previews since December 16 so it makes sense that he would have taken time off this week around New Years. Before the play opens on Broadway.


LMAO...yes Jake would need "time off" after only two weeks of doing previews LOL.

Yes he might if he was as old as you, MM.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

LMAO she just deleted a post saying she had proven there were no performances on Jan 1 or 2...deleted it because someone linked to a pic of a ticket dated Jan 1.

Nice to see that OMGers can be ashamed of their stupidity :)

Anonymous said...

Last comment on OMG is from January 3, 2015 at 3:58 PM - Shitty K and PG working on new shitty theory?

Anonymous said...

Haloa from Clhoe & Magnum Austin PI said...

No one told Austin that he's supposed to look after kids in LA.

Anonymous said...

Shitty K and PG working on new shitty theory?

No, they are starting up a new blog:

W̶e̶t̶ ̶D̶a̶r̶k̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶W̶i̶l̶d̶ Moist, Drab and Boring

Anonymous said...

v @msvirginiap · 17h 17 hours ago
Tonight is the night! #constellations http://instagram.com/p/xZ7a5eMiOQ/

v @msvirginiap · 6h 6 hours ago
After seeing Jake Gyllenhaal trying to lick his own elbow, I don't think 2015 can get any more interesting.

Anonymous said...

Marvin ‏@Benimarco 9h 9 hours ago
The play "Constellations" is brilliant, and the acting by Jake Gyllenhaal and Ruth Wilson is among the very best I've seen. See this drama!

EDUALC ‏@IamEdualc 10h 10 hours ago
Caught #CONSTELLATIONS tonight on Broadway. Jake Gyllenhaal continues to push himself. Great night of theater.

Constance Wookey ‏@constancewookey 10h 10 hours ago
Congratulations Ruth Wilson & Jake Gyllenhaal with Constellations tonight. Payne knows how to hit a nerve!! #whiteballoons

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