Saturday 17 August 2013

Why Celebrities Fake-Date - Explanations from a Publicist

I feel like a buzzkill when I have to explain to friends and family how the cute celebrity couple on the cover of US Magazine they adore is, in fact, not a couple at all. Rarely do they believe me, until the news trickles out weeks, months, or years later that the couple were never together or one half of the couple is not even straight.

Many of these relationships are fake. Why would these celebrities even agree to being part of a fake relationship?

 1. Keeps Them Relevant There is a statistic out there that says that only about 7 percent of the Screen Actor’s Guild members are working actors. There is an insane amount of competition in their industry and nearly every actor fears their last movie or sitcom was their last job. In order to remind casting and movie directors to keep them on their short list they know they need to be in all those tabloids you hate to admit you read every week. These actors know that if you are talking about what they are wearing and who they are dating that it helps their chances landing an audition.

 2. Boosts Their Paycheck Major movie studios and television networks spend an outrageous amount of marketing dollars to ensure you know about their movie or television show. When the actors in their films or television programs are also on the cover of US, People, Star Magazine, etc. they are obtaining “free media”. For example, when Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were dating their relationship was covered by all the major celebrity media outlets. This coincided with the release of their movie ‘The Break Up.”

Although the studios spent millions of dollars on marketing the film, they earned just as much free media surrounding the relationship between its stars. So if you are a celebrity who lands themselves in these sort of articles you are able to use it as a bargaining chip for your next paycheck. If I get you (the movie studio) all this free publicity, I have to be reciprocated. Anyone who is dating Jennifer Aniston is guaranteed to be on the cover of all the tabloid magazines that week (i.e. Bradley Cooper).

 3. Helps Maintain Their Brand Celebrities want to control their image. Many celebrities mask their sexuality to ensure they continue getting specific kinds of roles. (There are only a handful of actors who are able to float easily from drama to comedy). Once you are boxed into certain kind of roles it is difficult to be casted for anything else. (Can you imagine Hugh Grant in anything but romantic comedies? Can you imagine Jason Stratham in anything but thrillers? These actors are straight – just giving an example).

So these actors will pretend to be in a relationship to maintain their image as a sex symbol. Movie studios fear women will not buy tickets to a romantic comedy starring a gay man in the leading role. Actresses may agree to “beard” these actors because this allows them to stay relevant (see #1), boost their paycheck (see #2), or help maintain their brand as a sex symbol.


I also want to point out that a slew of celebrities call paparazzi and arrange photo opportunities. Next time you read about a celebrity complaining about the paps (i.e. Jessica Biel in Vogue) remember they are tipping them off to ensure they get their picture taken.

Source: Why Celebrities Fake-Date, Explanations from a Publicist

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Jake said...

Putana looks pregnant

She's fat. And ewwwwwwwww, my cock wasn't anywhere near that dog!

Anonymous said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Anonymous said...

Andrew H ‏@itsandrew 5h
Those warm Manhattan nights when you decide to go for a jog on the Hudson, look over mid-run, and realize Jake Gyllenhaal had the same idea.

Anonymous said...

fangirl who posted on OMG blog that Putana looks pregnant

More delusional than OMGers, lol

Anonymous said...

Melissa Duran ‏@melissa_durannn 29 Aug
Sophia bush has been married to chad Michael Murray and dated both James Lafferty & Austin Nichols...CAN I BE HER 😱

11June ‏@DelenaLeyton 29 Aug
I miss Austin Nichols and Sophia Bush. They were the cutest.

Anonymous said...

Warner Bros Pictures ‏@wbpictures
Behind the scenes of #PrisonersMovie w/ @RealHughJackman, Jake Gyllenhaal & director Denis Villeneuve. #September20th pic.twitter.com/cbav3voGFM

Anonymous said...

Lori G. ‏@noz4a2 2h
Wow okay! RT @ThePandoraBoxx: I'm totally fine with Jake Gyllenhaal doing his best Grace Jones album cover pose. http://flip.it/XlOL2

Anonymous said...

Coleman ‏@lohanuschrist 7h
Listen, if I lived in California I could go see Jake Gyllenhaal on an episode of The Queen Latifah Show. I'm not in California. I am mad.

Anonymous said...

EntertainmentNewsUSA ‏@EntNewsUSA 29 Aug
Who's excited for @IAMQUEENLATIFAH new talk show? She's bagged John Travolta, Jake Gyllenhaal & Will Smith in her first week! #excited

GAYEST THING EVER ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Anonymous said...

Closeted celebrities doing closeted celebrity talk show. Lovely.

Jake, John, Will said...

She understands that talking about being gay is bad!

QL said...

Audiences will see yet another side of Queen Latifah when her new daytime talk show hits the airwaves next month. Just don't expect the singer-rapper-actress to address those longstanding rumors she's a lesbian on TV.

Queen Latifah tells the Hollywood Reporter she is not prepared to talk about her sexuality on "The Queen Latifah Show," which is currently set for a Sept. 16 debut.

"I don't feel the need to discuss my private life on this show or any other show," the 43-year-old star told the magazine's Marisa Guthrie. "There's the part of my life that the public and I share together. And there's the part that's mine to keep for myself. And that's mine. For me."

The Academy Award-nominated performer's private life has been the source of ample media speculation for some time. In 2012, she reportedly addressed the crowd at a Long Beach, Calif. LGBT Pride event as "my people" during a much-buzzed-about performance, causing many in the audience to believe that she had come out, according to The Advocate.

But she quickly shot down those reports in a subsequent interview with Entertainment Weekly. "I’ve never dealt with the question of my personal life in public," she said at the time. "It’s just not gonna happen.”

She offered similar sentiments four years earlier to The New York Times. "I don’t have a problem discussing the topic of somebody being gay, but I do have a problem discussing my personal life," she said in 2008. "I don’t care if people think I’m gay or not. Assume whatever you want. You do it anyway.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/11/queen-latifah-talk-show-lesbian-_n_3738326.html

Anonymous said...

I don't feel the need to discuss my private life on this show or any other show

Which is, of course, one big lie - an example:

"Queen Latifah may be secretive about her sexual orientation but one thing she has never shied away from is her desire to be a mother. The hype started last year when the Queen covered MORE magazine in November and revealed she wanted to adopt. Then she went on Wendy Williams and said she’d been “practicing” to become a mother and everyone wondered what that meant considering her assumed orientation, but now she’s confirmed to “The View” that adoption is the route she absolutely intends to go.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/12/queen-latifah-plans-to-adopt-a-child_n_1668229.html

Anonymous said...

Emily Byrski ‏@Em_inent 2h
Just walking down the street next to Jake Gyllenhal, nbd #freakingout #famouspeople

Anonymous said...

Tracy ‏@TracGreen 4h
And on the last weekend of summer, it finally happened. JAKE GYLLENHAAL WAS IN MY @SOULCYCLE CLASS 😍😍😍

Anonymous said...

...
After four years in Leeds, I moved to London. I met a boy and fell deeply in love. I drove across the world in a double-decker bus. I met Jake Gyllenhaal on a music video shoot and watched his face melt into a chubby vagina in my vision. I sat in the Melbourne mansion belonging to the founders of Lonely Planet, imagining them fucking across the patio. I nearly overdosed.

In truth, I owe much to Gyllenhaal's vagina face, because the suicidal spiral it prompted was the necessary catalyst for my seeking private therapy. I chose an OCD specialist at a world-leading centre for the treatment of anxiety disorders in New York. Every Monday for a year I had a 45-minute session of exposure and response prevention (ERP) therapy on Skype, in which I was exposed to sexual images of gradually increasing explicitness. I had to let my thoughts wash over me unresisted, while my anxiety shouted and screamed and had me ripping my cuticles in strips from my thumbs.
...
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/aug/31/pure-ocd-the-naked-truth?CMP=twt_gu

Jake said...

In truth, I owe much to Gyllenhaal's vagina face, because the suicidal spiral it prompted ...

FUCK!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG'ers, take note: There's hope for you yet!

Anonymous said...

You think ERP therapy could help them?

Anonymous said...

Nope, not in OMG case - you have to want to get better to be helped.

Nope, not in OMG case said...

the real m said...

Hmm. Enty lawyer had this blind on Wednesday. "This actor is known as King Kong on the set of his hit cable drama. It is no one on Mad Men or anyone on AMC. He puts everyone on that show to shame. We are talking almost a foot long. People stare in shock at him whenever he changes. He is B-/C+ list, but if he ever wanted to get into porn he would be A lister. Might be the one of the biggest ever from an actor on television" Not one person guessed Austin and only 1 vote cast for Liev Shrieber (sp?) but we can dream.

August 29, 2013 at 7:59 PM

Anonymous said...

Nope, not for this kind of stupidity, delusion and insanity:

prairiegirl said...

You know what kind of kills me besides the fact that Jake puts himself at risk with this unsafe habit of listening to music while walking city streets ...

It just puzzles me that he chooses to suck up his battery juice by constantly listening to music for simply walking around when he's going to need that same gadget for calling and texting. That's why I think these are short scripted photo ops. I can't see him spending an extended amount of time running errands and being stranded w/o the charger cord. He's just wasting battery power.

August 31, 2013 at 5:51 AM

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Anonymous said...

Crazy PG hates Jake living in New York, LOL

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 6h
Oh it took awhile, but you knew they were laying on the NYC sightings just wayyyy too heavy.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 6h - no location
Oh, but it is. RT @Rachel_Yee1: Hi everyone, I just saw jake gyllenhaal! No big deal or anything...

Anonymous said...

Emily Rutz ‏@emily_rutz 10h
I just had the most awkward casual wave with jake gyllenhaal....what the fuck 😍😍

Sierra Intoccio ‏@SierraMist10 31 Aug
No sleep till Brooklyn!!! ...Or at least until welcome week is over... #whatissleep #dying #nyuproblem

Sierra Intoccio ‏@SierraMist10 10h
Dying because @emily_rutz just casually waved to Jake Gyllenhaal while he was outside eating dinner and he was so perplexed 😂😂 #heishott

Anonymous said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal ‏@mgyllenhaal 15h
Finished 6 wild weeks on #TheHonourableWoman. Magic. Feel like a spacecraft re-entering our solar system. Home 4 a min. Then right back in.

Maggie Gyllenhaal ‏@mgyllenhaal 15h
Amazing crew + cast. Mind Blowing. Don't really want to go. I'll be back 2 finish in a few weeks. I'll be thinking of u guys all the time.

Anonymous said...

Jordan Holberg ‏@eviljordan 8h
Seen tonight while walking: group in full gorilla costumes, black man with large green fro, Rent is too Damn High guy, Jake Gyllenhall. #NYC
from Manhattan, NY

Anonymous said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal ‏@mgyllenhaal 14h
Amazing article. @NaomiFoner and I are adapting MATING into a film... http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/01/magazine/norman-rushs-brilliantly-broken-promise.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&smid=tw-share& …

...
“Until you got into it,” Rush’s editor of 30 years, Ann Close, told me of the narrator of Rush’s first novel, “Mating,” “you couldn’t have imagined that voice. It’s extremely intimate. Wise and ironic. There’s a kind of joy in it.” That voice belongs to an unnamed woman who tells us her “personal automatic pastime [is] questioning my own motives.” An anthropologist in her 30s whose Ph.D. thesis has stalled, she undertakes a period of sentimental education in Botswana that, though unlikely to jump-start her dissertation, might land her a mate. Her ultimate target is a radical in his 40s, Nelson Denoon, an expat development director, part George Clooney, part Simone de Beauvoir, who has set up a self-sustaining matriarchal utopia in the Kalahari Desert for destitute African women. The narrator pursues him with candor and ardor, plunging into the desert, as Close put it, “with her whole heart.”

That passion is present when the narrator meets Denoon, a moment she preambles with: “I hate drama. I hate dramatisers. But it was distinctly like a building falling on me when I met him.” ...

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Anonymous said...

Jake loves NYC, doesn't like Putana beard.

http://instagram.com/p/ds7xnfQf3k/#

Anonymous said...
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Jake said...

Jake loves NYC, doesn't like Putana beard.

DUH ! ! !

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Kelly Allward✌ ‏@_KELLIE_ 2h
@mgyllenhaal OMG your brother though☺#TeamJake tell him to get a @twitter account the loser haha #SexiestMale ❤

Anonymous said...

OMGers are such pussies,
still didn't ask Maggie about her "fake" pregnancy and Jake's "kids".

Anonymous said...

Connor Goshien ‏@CRay_Wrestler 39m

“@aleahhrayne: GOD😍😛😍😛 pic.twitter.com/szvM5aJ7ME” No that's Jake Gyllenhaal.

Anonymous said...

Megan Hustad ‏@meganhustad 1h
Happy to see Jake Gyllenhaal is also shopping alone at the Tribeca Whole Foods.

Anonymous said...

Jenn Ricciardi ‏@Jric14 2h
TMZ reported that Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel were in the same place last night. #celebritylevel @sheirv lol

Anonymous said...

Jon Kershaw ‏@1jonkershaw 2h
Reading yesterday's Guardian mag. The best sentence starts "In truth I owe much to Gyllenhaal's vagina face". You don't get that in the Mail

Anonymous said...

TMZ reported that Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel were in the same place last night.

Nailed!

Anonymous said...

OneTreeHillLove ‏@AndreaEleiren 1h
Having a bad day?Just take a look at this cutie and im sure itl be better! @AUS10NICHOLS always makes me feel better pic.twitter.com/CuFux25D2d

LOL said...

Did stupid fangirl found those "kissing" photos?

review said...

...
The performances also enrich the film. Jackman gives what may be the most intense and satisfying performance of his career. As the film progresses, we learn that Keller is a far more complex and tormented character than his first appearance as macho hunter suggested. A recovering alcoholic and less than perfect husband, he seems to be acting out these vigilante fantasies as a way of compensating for a deep-seated sense of inadequacy. Jackman illuminates the character’s conflicted nature without ever begging for sympathy. Gyllenhaal is also playing a troubled character, a suspicious loner who nonetheless has a strong desire to help people in need, and he wins our sympathy for this dogged detective without in any way idealizing the character. Howard and Davis are excellent, as always, though one flaw of the film is that they have too little to do in the second half of the story.

As the plot twists multiply and tension mounts, the film reaches a climax that is satisfying without being predictable. Special praise should go to the sound engineer for a shrewd touch in the very last scene that brings the story to an absolutely perfect conclusion. Prisoners can at times be a hard film to watch, but thanks to all the talent involved, it’s even harder to shake off.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movie/prisoners/review/618578

Anonymous said...

Did stupid fangirl found those "kissing" photos?

Nope, she lied about them - she's full of shit like that.

Anonymous said...

PRISONERS, from Oscar-nominated director Denis Villeneuve, will have its world premiere at the Toronto Film Festival on Friday, September 6th.

Anonymous said...

Jake,
have mercy and take the dog out,
stupid fangirl is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeltiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! LMAO

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

DUH!!! said...

Nel Darmodihardjo ‏@deschanel_ 2h
is it just me or Jake Gyllenhaal has a bad taste in women.

Anonymous said...

Without photos this is just PR:

Saturday Night Live's Seth Meyers tied the knot with his longtime girlfriend Alexi Ashe on Martha's Vineyard on Sunday. The nuptials came quickly, as the couple got engaged in early July after meeting at a wedding several years ago. Seth, who will soon be hosting Late Night, said, "I do," in front of several famous faces, including his SNL pals Kristen Wiig, Will Forte, Kenan Thompson, and Jason Sudeikis. Also in attendance for the star-studded wedding were Jason's girlfriend Olivia Wilde, Allison Williams, Rose Byrne, current Late Night host Jimmy Fallon, plus Jake Gyllenhaal and his girlfriend Alyssa Miller. Congrats to the couple!

http://www.popsugar.com/Seth-Meyers-Married-Alexi-Ashe-31509747

LOL said...

Jake's beard had so much fun at the wedding that she find time to post new photo of her tits!

Alyssa Miller ‏@luvalyssamiller
What happens when you drop by to see adamfranzino on set... http://instagram.com/p/du_lZYQf6x/
3h ago

Anonymous said...

Megan Hustad ‏@meganhustad 1h
Happy to see Jake Gyllenhaal is also shopping alone at the Tribeca Whole Foods.

September 01, 2013 2:02 pm

Anonymous said...

Oops x 2!

Anonymous said...

Tits photos are from Friday http://instagram.com/p/dpe7bKQ-gx/# ... seems that Putana had boring Sunday afternoon.

Anonymous said...

who can have a boring Sunday at the same party with Jimmy Fallon and the entire cast of Saturday Night Live?

Anonymous said...

You answered your own question. Fallon nor SNL are funny imo. No wonder shes posting pics on instagram. I bet Jake is picking Kale on Chris' farm. Didn't know Jake was friends with Meyers

Anonymous said...

Jake spent Sunday in New York.

Anonymous said...

Putana too.

Anonymous said...

you know, your opinion is not gospel

what if Jake's next?LOLz

Anonymous said...

Didn't know Jake was friends with Meyers

Because he isn't?

Anonymous said...

what if Jake's next?

Next what?

Anonymous said...

Jake spent Sunday in New York

not according US Weekly

Anonymous said...

Next what?

happy groom

Anonymous said...

Next what?
happy groom


If you believe that Jake would ever marry someone like Putana Miller than you are really retarded.

caught! said...

not according US Weekly

LOL!

Remember when Us Weekly reported about Jake attending Taylor Swift's birthday in Nashville?

Only to delete that lie when Jake was nominated for Golden Globe and talked to the press next day, early in the morning from LA!

Anonymous said...

can't wait for when pics come out

Anonymous said...

Like those "kissing" photos? LMAO

Anonymous said...

I don't think they would do the same mistake twice and then back on Jake, and for an event that does not concern him directly

Anonymous said...

Us Weekly - that wasn't mistake, they write PR lies like that ALL THE TIME.

Anonymous said...

Remember when PR made up that Jake and The Chin attended Tom Cruise's party? No photos, just good PR.

Anonymous said...

"The soon-to-be Late Night host, 39, and lawyer Ashe married on Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts. The bride wore a cap sleeve lace dress and Meyers wore a dark colored suit.

The couple had their rehearsal dinner outdoors the night before at Beetlebung Farm House starting at 7 p.m."

Oops again!
Jake was seen in New York on Saturday (night).

Anonymous said...

And Putana Miller was in New York on Saturday night: http://instagram.com/p/ds7xnfQf3k/#

Anonymous said...

Nope, doesn't make sense. Jake would spend weekend on MV, with Chris and friends, not just Sunday. Just another PR lie.

reposting said...

Emily Byrski ‏@Em_inent 2h
Just walking down the street next to Jake Gyllenhal, nbd #freakingout #famouspeople
August 31, 2013 3:06 pm

Sierra Intoccio ‏@SierraMist10 10h
Dying because @emily_rutz just casually waved to Jake Gyllenhaal while he was outside eating dinner and he was so perplexed 😂😂 #heishott
September 01, 2013 7:04 am

Anonymous said...

Jake was at abc restaurant tonight. And whole foods this morning.

Anonymous said...

thank you austin!! ‏@sophiabushcrew 3h
so this just happend. made my night/life. Thank you @AUS10NICHOLS . You truly do help everyone pic.twitter.com/DtcnBKf0u3

Anonymous said...

Fallon nor SNL are funny imo. No wonder shes posting pics on instagram.

Martha's Vineyard, "boyfriend", wedding, food, celebrities ... beard didn't photograph and post any of that - she posted 2 days old tits photo.

Anonymous said...

One big OOPS ! ! !

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Anonymous said...

Little reminder:

Anonymous said...
How come Jake isn't kissing, hugging or anything his "girlfriend"?

there are around the internet photos of Jake and Alyssa kissing on facebook
July 05, 2013 2:32 pm

July 13 - Jake and beard doing their first paparazzi photo op.

So yes, stupid fangirl is stupid and lying fangirl who made up kissing photos.

Anonymous said...

Poor PG pretending that Jake and Austin in Berlin meant something:

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 19h
my new plaid pants: Call Me Gay Sherlock http://mynewplaidpants.blogspot.com/2012/02/call-me-gay-sherlock.html?spref=tw

Anonymous said...

Jake and Austin had such great time in Berlin that Jake moved to New York after that, lol

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Anonymous said...

photos, tweets, links on @ saranovela and photos of Jake and Alyssa have been posted here

Stupid liar,
there were no "kissing" photos because they exist only in your head.

Anonymous said...

P.S. Photos you're talking about were posted on WFT2 two months ago. There are no kissing photos so they couldn't be posted here or anywhere else.

...
And so much for sophisticated New Yorkers.
http://saranovela.com/2013/06/27/jakegyllenhaal/

July 05, 2013 3:31 am

Anonymous said...

dumbo fangirl dreams that she is putana miller, with Jake f#cking her up da ass

Anonymous said...

Once a liar, always a liar.

Anonymous said...

silly fangirl, go and kiss putana miller on her naked whore ass

Anonymous said...

Putana Miller posted photos of her ass and tits - I fear her vagina will be next!

Anonymous said...

LOL

Jake said...

Putana Miller posted photos of her ass and tits - I fear her vagina will be next!

Barf x 1000000000!

Anonymous said...

BTW, beard's tits are small AND saggy.

Anonymous said...

Her ass doesn't look much better, either.

Anonymous said...

We can only hope that she won't post photos of her vagina!

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't count on that, Putana seems pathetic and desperate like our fangirl.

Anonymous said...

Liar, too.

Anonymous said...

putana

A slut or a prostitute.
Derogatory term for a woman or girl of Italian origin.
Male version see Putano.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=putana

Anonymous said...

L-O-V-E when stupid fangirl's head is exploding, LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Why didn't Jake go to Telluride? Prisoners is getting great reviews. I don't get it

TIFF said...

Huh? Prisoners will have world premiere on Friday in Toronto.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't Jake go to Telluride?

What Jake has to do with Telluride film festival?
He's an actor, he doesn't decide how and when Prisoners will be promoted.

Anonymous said...

Because he is lazy. Word out is that neither he nor Hugh will be attending the premiere . Hugh is promoting Wolverine overseas and Jake supposedly will be filming his new flick. We will see if Jake is in NY wandering around or in L.A. filming

Anonymous said...

Friday August 30, 2013 @ 4:53am PDT

Also at the Telluride Film Festival picnic I ran into Prisoners director Denis Villeneuve and its producers, Alcon’s Andrew Kosove and Kira Davis. The trio were anxiously awaiting the festival’s reaction to their incredibly tense thriller. I had speculated pic would be a surprise entry here and indeed it as now been officially announced as one of Friday night’s screenings. (The festival also confirmed my earlier prediction that Fox Searchlight’s 12 Years A Slave will screen Friday, ratcheting up the Oscar-wattage considerably). I am told Prisoners stars Hugh Jackman is in Japan promoting The Wolverine and Jake Gyllenhaal is starting a new film and also couldn’t make the trek to Telluride. But both will be at the Toronto premiere next week along with the rest of the impressive cast. Villeneuve is no stranger to Telluride and was last here in 2010 for his Oscar-nominated Incendies.

http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/telluride-no-hugh-jackman-or-jake-gyllenhaal/

Anonymous said...

Word out is that neither he nor Hugh will be attending the premiere

Nope.
"... both will be at the Toronto premiere next week along with the rest of the impressive cast..."

Anonymous said...

The deadline article said that Jake couldn't attend Telluride due to filming which is a lie unless doings photo ops and wandering around NY counts. At the
Time of the article Jake wasn't filming anything. Of course he is going to TIFF it's a more important festival

Jake said...

My time is precious!

Anonymous said...

Exactly! Jake, don't listen to those bitches, they don't understand how important it is to look for perfect frozen yogurt!

Anonymous said...

Kismet is another word for Destiny.

Anonymous said...

Aditya Rawat ‏@AD_Ityar 10h
Just got to know you dated @ChadMMurray @AUS10NICHOLS @ThisIsLafferty @SophiaBush

The Gay Divorcee said...

Tonetti: [unable to remember his passphrase "Chance is a fool's name for fate," Tonettie repeatedly muffs it] Chance is the foolish name for fate. / Give me a name for chance and I am a fool. / Fate is a foolish thing to take chances with. / I am a fate to take foolish chances with. / Chances are that fate is foolish. / Fate is the foolish thing. Take a chance.

Anonymous said...

Don't you OMG'ers have a barbecue to go to?

Anonymous said...

Again? Americans eat too much meat!

Anonymous said...

And you my non-American friend know nothing about barbecues.

Anonymous said...

Well, I do know one thing: for average American man, woman and child barbecue = eating meat.

Anonymous said...

can't wait for when pics come out

Well?

Anonymous said...

Come on, not even Putana Miller posted photos from MV or MV wedding - because she wasn't there.

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Anonymous said...

Why the fuck would she post pics of the wedding?

Putana Miller posts boring, insignificant photos about herself all the time.

And yet she didn't post any photos "from MV" - interesting location and interesting celebrity event. Everyone with a brain knows that you can post 100 photos from such trip without posting pics of the wedding, so don't play dumb - just makes you look like an idiot.

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Anonymous said...

Toronto Sun (Canada) scan

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 9h
What a giant!! My hero. Diana Nyad made the crossing. I've been watching every year. I knew she would make it. Congrats!!! #XtremeDream

Anonymous said...

MV didn't happen so beard posted another tits photo http://instagram.com/p/dw9erhQf5S/#

Anonymous said...

Yuck! Fangirl won't be pleased, lol

Anonymous said...

Does her tat say 'putana'? LOL

Anonymous said...

So manly ...

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Anonymous said...

Jake is bored with her, won't take her out, so poor Putana must promote herself on her own.

Anonymous said...

3:42 am #1 - jealous of saggy tits, man hands or gorilla eyebrows? Or her manhood in general?

Jake said...

Too bad she doesn't have penis!

ewwwwwwwwwww said...

So manly ...

Very. And that jaw / chin is scary!

Anonymous said...

The producers of the Queen Latifah Show have been in touch and invited Jake Gyllenhaal fans to attend the recording of the show on 12 September. If you're over 18 and can get to Culver City, then apply for tickets here. Mention that you're a huge fan of Jake's in your request headline. They are also asking audience members to bring any pairs of reading or prescription eyeglasses that you could donate to Jake's charity New Eyes for the Needy that day. Mention in your request if you're planning on bringing any and if so how many.

http://www.wetdarkandwild.com/2013/09/get-tickets-to-watch-jake-gyllenhaal-on.html

Anonymous said...

Info for stupid trolls:

Alyssa Miller is professional model.
Her job is too look good / sexy / whatever.
She posts photos of herself, on the Internet, for self promotion.
There is nothing wrong about commenting her job / look / conduct.

Anonymous said...

Based on her looks, Alyssa Miller must be fantastic in bed!

Because that is only explanation how that drag queen works as a female model.

Anonymous said...

She's not so dumb after all! LOL

Anonymous said...

Ted Casablanca ‏@Ted_Casablanca 22 Aug
@Ok_Anaa yes Miller was a gay blind (shocker!) but not the illustrious, beautiful Toothy :(

Anonymous said...

Awwwwwwww, Ted misses his Toothy :)

Anonymous said...

GYLLENCRAZY ‏@GYLLENCRAZY 2h
Late Show With David Letterman: Jake Gyllenhaal; TV host Julie Chen; The Dodos perform: LIVE 11:36pm: Live Streaming http://ow.ly/ovCiS

Anonymous said...

Would we describe Jake as illustrious?

Anonymous said...

illustrious adj.
1. Well known and very distinguished; eminent.

Yes. Both Jake and Toothy blind vice.

Anonymous said...

No, Jake is not very distinguished and eminent.

Anonymous said...

We're obviously traveling in different circles.

Anonymous said...

He is for Ted Casablanca.

Anonymous said...

Gisselle Hoffman ‏@GisseleHoffman 46m
Dianna y Jake Gyllenhaal estaran en el show de Jimmy Kimmel!??? Este debe de ser el show mas gay de la historia!!! pic.twitter.com/T59nf9sBeL

Anonymous said...

lisa thompson ‏@LiiSA_tee 3h
JAKE GYLLENHAAL IN UNION SQUARE. Brb, screw class, Jakey all the way! #JakeGyllenhaal 😍

Anonymous said...

Too bad ‏@GisseleHoffman think Dianna is gay herself and secretly in love with Lea Michele
LOLL

Anonymous said...

The beard is getting a little desperate. Not much actual paid work to tweet so she volunteers for photographers to shoot her so she can have fresh booby pics for self-promotion. That bad haircut ain't workin, honey.

Putana M said...

Bitch!!!

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Jake said...

Ewwwwwwwww, my cock wasn't anywhere near that dog!

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

September 3 - Arriving At The Ed Sullivan Theater In NYC

Anonymous said...

September 3 - Leaving The Ed Sullivan Theater In NYC

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Anonymous said...

Hollywood Helper ‏@HollywoodHelper 2h
Prisoners premieres at the Regency Village Theatre in Westwood on 9/12 at 6:30! Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, cast & filmmakers attending!

Wet, dark and wild said...

Letterman appearance

Anonymous said...

Jake, please shave and get a haircut!

Anonymous said...

Letterman - was Putana there? In the audience? Or was Jake ashamed to be seen with her?

Anonymous said...

No. No. Yes.

Anonymous said...

Brenda Biever ‏@sunsgal31 8h
Love Jake Gyllenhaal...thank u for ur wonderfulness...#whatawaste #hotness #thankful #keepupthegreatwork pic.twitter.com/WWeZdoBfC9

Anonymous said...

September 3 - Jake Out & About In New York City

LOL said...

andy lassner ‏@andylassner 5h

A happy and healthy happy new year to all of my fellow Jews. To everyone else - sorry you're not a chosen person.

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 12h
PHOTOQUOTE http://say.ly/rac6ENY

Anonymous said...

Putana attending style awards without "boyfriend"

http://instagram.com/p/d21jeDQf61/#

Anonymous said...

Putana is delusional

Alyssa Miller ‏@luvalyssamiller 8h
Now carolinewinberg and I school @nicolerichie in the art of modeling.... #styleawards http://instagram.com/p/d28L3wwf1k/

^^ said...

3 photos from style awards, 0 from MV trip and celebrity wedding - another confirmation that info about Jake and beard attending the wedding is silly lie.

review said...

...
And while ‘Prisoners’ is very much a film with two leads (Jackman and Gyllenhaal) the first half of the film really works as a disturbing portrait of a man refusing the facts in front of him – and how this refusal changes him.

The ‘Prisoners’ script, written by Aaron Guzikowski (who also wrote the Mark Wahlberg vehicle ‘Contraband’) does a lot of things right. Its elliptical portrait of Gyllenhaal, the detective who always gets his man, is top notch. There are quick references to a troubled childhood in group homes, oddly placed tattoos and a not-too-overdone facial tick. From the inertia of a thousand cop movies you get that he is a troubled, dedicated soul – this movie feels no need to get too specific about it.

As such, the moments between a desperate Jackman and by-the-book (but crying-on-the-inside) Gyllenhall are outstanding. They speak at one another, not to each other, and this is amplified by director Dennis Villenueve’s (‘Incendies’) knack for either holding shots or cutting away as dialogue plays on the soundtrack – often to a tangentially related montage.
...
Still, by the third act, when a fairly absurd conspiracy plot is revealed, a lot of the good will this movie earns gets spent. I still had my stomach in knots about --- spoiler ---, but the realism and dread from the opening transformed into fairly typical white hat vs. black hat tropes. It’s not that the story doesn’t make sense (a nice post-screening conversation with a fellow audience member may be needed to connect all the dots) it’s just that, well, it’s kinda far-fetched.

‘Prisoners’ is too nuanced to dismiss, but too silly to take seriously. To me, it’s a tiny bit of a let down considering that a more straightforward – and daring – psychological examination was so close to its grasp. might have been. Still, a solid, adult movie with big stars from a major studio is such a rarity that perhaps we shouldn’t get too greedy.

http://screencrush.com/prisoners-review/

Anonymous said...

Matt ∆ ‏@mtgodin 2h
George clooney was at the ritz last night and jake gyllenhall just arrived in toronto #TIFF

Anonymous said...

John R Kennedy ‏@GlobalJRK 2h
Jake Gyllenhaal is the man in black as he arrives at Pearson Airport on the opening day of #TIFF.

Anonymous said...

ET Canada ‏@ETCanada 3h
Photo: Jake Gyllenhaal arriving early this morning for #TIFF13 - his film Prisoners looks intense! #ETCTIFF pic.twitter.com/twDDeaCEoF

Anonymous said...

Donna Freydkin ‏@freydkin 1h
Hey so it's sunny and gorgeous and I get to talk to gyllenhaal and @RealHughJackman today at @TIFF_NET #NotBad

Anonymous said...

So Jake was in New York but couldn't be bothered with his "girlfriend" and Style Awards ... I understand him completely, LOL

Anonymous said...

If all you know about Denis Villeneuve's PRISONERS is based on the trailers, you don't know much about it at all. Don't worry though, that's just the way it should be. Having just played to rave reviews at Telluride, and all but sure to do the same thing at TIFF, you'll be reading and hearing lots and lots about the film between now and it's general release on September 20th. And when the public gets to see it opening day, wow, just you wait. This will be THE water-cooler movie of the fall, and the one everyone's going to have an opinion about

as soon as I walked out of PRISONERS, I emailed my editor here to tell him “PRISONERS makes SE7EN look like BLAZING SADDLES.” I don't mean that PRISONERS is as violent as Fincher's masterpiece, but it's similarly disturbing, perhaps even more so in that it's a film about adults hurting children, which is without a doubt the most heinous crime imaginable. In fact, PRISONERS isn't terribly gruesome, but on an emotional level it's nothing short of devastating. When it was over, I felt like going somewhere to cry for half an hour, as that's how drained I was by it's power. It exposes us to an evil that's terrifying simply due to the fact that it's so real
As the second lead, Jake Gyllenhaal makes an interesting contrast. A young cop with a chip on his shoulder, Gyllenhaal is everything Jackman's not in this, from the tattoos on his neck and fingers, to his often cool, but compassionate demeanour. Between this and END OF WATCH, Gyllenhaal's starting to excel at playing cops, and while he initially takes a back seat to Jackman (who's clearly relishing the role of his life), he ends up giving a performance that's just as gripping as Jackman's
I really can't praise PRISONERS highly enough, as to me it feels like some kind of masterpiece. It's without a doubt the best movie I've seen this year, and I'd be gobsmacked if anything else plays at TIFF (or heck, even comes out this year) that measures up to it. To me, the ultimate key to a movie's success is how much of an effect it had on me emotionally. This one left me a wreck, and will likely do the same to even the most jaded viewer.

10/10

Anonymous said...

So Jake was in New York but couldn't be bothered with his "girlfriend" and Style Awards ... I understand him completely, LOL

Poor Putana

review said...

...
The ensemble is great across the board but Hugh Jackman gives what honestly might be his best performance as one of the desperate fathers willing to do whatever it takes to find his daughter. Jake Gyllenhaal is also perfectly utilized, carving out a law enforcement character caught between the robotics of the job and the emotion of the case. And also worth noting is Terrence Howard as the other father; he doesn't get a whole lot to do here, but he makes it all count and, along with his work in "Lee Daniels' The Butler," seems to be back on the right track.

I don't quite know if this shakes out as an awards movie, though, and it's not like it has to. Jackman certainly deserves to be in the Best Actor conversation but it's impossibly competitive. The film editing and cinematography both deserve consideration, too, but I can't be sure. If it takes off (the Telluride crowd here was riveted), then there could be wiggle room.

But I keep coming back to the simple note that this is atypical. It's not reinvention of the wheel, mind. It's not something completely fresh. But it is expert, tasteful craft in the Hollywood sphere. We just don't get it often enough. I think one day Villeneuve is going to give us an absolute diamond. I look forward to it, but in the meantime, this is an impressive leap onto the Hollywood stage.

http://www.hitfix.com/in-contention/telluride-denis-villeneuves-prisoners-is-a-bow-of-tension-drawn-impossibly-tight

Anonymous said...

So Jake was in New York but couldn't be bothered with his "girlfriend" and Style Awards ... I understand him completely, LOL


No, Jake is left for Toronto last night

Zechariah ‏@youngvaseline 14h
Hamilton, Ontario

I SEEN JAKE GYLLENHAAL AT THE AIRPORT!

Zechariah ‏@youngvaseline 14h

he walked right by me too

Sunny Freeman ‏@SunnyFreeman 12h

Either I just saw a scruffy Jake Gyllenhaal walking down King St. Or this city has already driven me #TIFF mad

MR. WILL WONG ‏@mrwillw 9h

#JakeGyllenhaal in #Toronto for #Prisoners and #Enemy. #Tiff13 http://instagram.com/p/d3dUeTPAGf/

Anonymous said...

Jake is left for Toronto last night

So? Doesn't change the fact that Jake had a chance but didn't bother with his Putana beard and Style Awards (party) she attended.

Anonymous said...

Poor Putana, Jake forgot to take her with him to Toronto and all those glamorous parties!

Anonymous said...

Loki, we are told, has never failed to solve a case, though this is at odds with the man’s solemn demeanor, his haunted gaze and the elaborate tattoos jutting out from his collar suggesting reserves of private rage. Compare this to the eager-beaver murder sleuth Gyllenhaal played in David Fincher’s “Zodiac” and the full breadth of his impressive range immediately comes into focus.

Variety

it’s Gyllenhaal as the in-his-world, indefatigable detective that takes over as the heart of movie in the end with an impassioned but controlled tenacity that never asks to be applauded as heroic.

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Villeneuve gives much credit to the casting and his key stars. “If you cast someone like Jake Gyllenhaal, you know he will invade the part totally and create something. My background is documentary. I am used to listening to life. The more I am doing fiction movies, the more I love actors and want to give them freedom. There is nothing more exciting than to let chaos happen in front of the camera,”

Denis about Jake
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Gyllenhaal and Jackman deliver in intriguing, atypical ways. Gyllenhaal especially — he doesn’t seem capable these days of being rote or lazy or anything but on it
Gyllenhaal and Jackman deliver in intriguing, atypical ways.
Jeffrey Wells

@luvalyssamiller said...

Jake forgot to take her with him to Toronto and all those glamorous parties!

Cheapest fake boyfriend ever!

Jake said...

Shut up, you eat like a horse!

Anonymous said...

Gyllenhaal and Jackman deliver in intriguing, atypical ways. Gyllenhaal especially — he doesn’t seem capable these days of being rote or lazy or anything but on it

Seems like Jake will never be a movie star, but will have good Hollywood career.

Anonymous said...

“If you cast someone like Jake Gyllenhaal, you know he will invade the part totally and create something.

Seems like Jake is a grat actor despite his mean "fans"

Anonymous said...

Great actor can be great in crap movies, too (like Prince of Persia). Jake has a lot room for improvement.

Anonymous said...

Mean fans? I'm sure Jake prefer them to brainless fangirls!

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Anonymous said...

Jake has a lot room for improvement.

I agree on this

Anonymous said...

11:44 am - you are brainless and pathetic.
Ted Casablanca didn't turn Jake gay. Ted Casablanca didn't pretend that he dates Reese Witherspoon. Ted Casablanca didn't look like an idiot pretending to date Taylor Swift. Ted Casablanca didn't pretend to date Putana Miller.

Jake Gylenhaal did.

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Anonymous said...

Brainless and liar.

Jake Gyllenhaal proved Ted Casablanca 100% right about being gay. That is all that matters - and you know it.

Anonymous said...

Fangirl is frustrated like Hell because she knows that Jake is gay and girlfriends are fake. Desperate like Wentworth's fangirls were desperate for years :)

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Anonymous said...

12:58 pm - no, thanks! We had enough of Putana's saggy tits and fugly man face.

Anonymous said...

‘Prisoners’ Review: Jake Gyllenhaal and Roger Deakins Will Hold You Spellbound http://pulse.me/s/pYS6a

Anonymous said...

September 4 - Jake Arriving At Toronto Pearson International Airport

Anonymous said...

Teri Hart ‏@TeriHart 5h

I ❤ it when an actor sneaks in & hugs another during an interview. THAT just happened with Hugh Jackman & Jake Gyllenhaal #Prisoners #TIFF13

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