Saturday 22 January 2011

When The World Was Young

Heath Ledger 1988Heath Ledger and unknown boy, 1988


Ah, the apple trees,
Blossoms in the breeze,
That we walked among,
Lying in the hay,
Games we used to play,
While the rounds were sung,
Only yesterday, when the world was young.

Angele Vannier and Johnny Mercer

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Anonymous said...

Ted said Reese dumped Jake, she had no use for him anymore, he had no reason to dump her.

Are you saying Reese called Ted and told him everything?

Or are you saying Ted is just all knowing, as in a psychic and knows all about Jake every move.

Anonymous said...

It could be because he isn't an actor or that Jake and his PR was the one's behind all the photo-ops.

That's absolutely ridiculous, Reese Witherpsoon is doing at least 10 photo ops per month, check out JJ.

Anonymous said...

So Ted lied? LOL!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jake reportedly drove 200 miles to Nashville to win Taylor back face-to-face after realizing he behaved like a jerk!
... Taylor was heartbroken after seeing photos of Jake flirting with Joe Jonas‘ ex-girlfriend Camilla Belle, and it made Jake realize the error of his ways. The source says Jake was so determined to see Taylor that he drove 200 miles to Nashville in a rental car when his connecting flight from Memphis was delayed! “He didn’t want to stand her up,” the source tells the mag. “It was like a romantic movie.”


LAOD, perhaps?
Jake dumped her over the phone, but thought that flirting with another Joe's beard, Camilla Belle, was so bad that he has to apologize for that in person? Idiotic high school fiction.

Anonymous said...

Jake saw this band along with Mumford and sons and Jenny lewis at the Satelitte last night:

chloedancer: @MuseOCD What did you think of The Vaccines? I see that Arctic Monkeys & Jake Gyllenhall were there too.

Anonymous said...

P.S. ... has to apologize for that in person AFTER they "broke up"! LOL

Anonymous said...

Jake saw this band along with Mumford and sons and Jenny lewis at the Satelitte last night

Jake, don't waste your time on those losers, go to Swift concerts!

destiny said...

I don't think the SC poster is that bad, although it looks too much like an Inception wanna be.

I see Swyll and their dumb as rocks pr have decided that if they play these little games people will decide they are real. I figured that was the reason for all this. Of course how bad is it that you've got to have Fuller spelling it all out.

Anonymous said...

The mainstream LGBT Agenda has succeeded in marketing the message of gays as overwhelmingly rich, white, male, and living in urban areas. Stories like these two prove that it is not reality, but I think that image is hurting the movement.

There is a real racial schism in the gay community, and until it is honestly breached, we'll continue to have these issues.

I'm very actively involved in LGBT issues on a local and national level. I've been in the room with the president as well as very powerful people in the movement that are much discussed here.

Some of these are people that will breeze past me or look right through me like I don't even exist until my credentials and resume are "verified.". Until then I'm just another brown face to be sized up and discarded.

You can deny, deny, deny, but that experience is real, and I know I'm not the only gay person of color who's experienced it while being the lone black or brown face in the room in the fight for LGBT rights.

The longer we keep pretending there's no problem, the more insidious it will become.

DL

Anonymous said...

Stories like these two prove that it is not reality, but I think that image is hurting the movement.

Is there a movement or just different organizations trying to help LGBT people and issues?

Anonymous said...

So while Jake's former co-stars and acting contemporaries and on magazines like Vogue and Vanity Fair talking about their movies and acting inspirations, Jake is making the covers of In Touch and US Weekly again because he may or may not have starting dating ....Taylor Swift. What an accomplishment Jake. He must be so proud that so much of America is reading and talking about him and his latest girlfriend. It must not be important for people to talk about your acting or movies for a serious and private actor like Jake.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad that now Jake has no problem with publicity that "dating" Swift brings! lol

destiny said...

I suspect that Jake doesn't sell magazines, and that anymore he can only get covers when there is a big push from the studio behind a movie. There are not that many magazines that feature men on the cover, so the competition is probably pretty fierce for covers.

I bet Jake wouldn't do an interview or spread without a cover.

Even with tabloids the emphasis has been on the beard, probably couldn't get a cover in them either on his own.

destiny said...

(Reposting comment I already made on OMG

Interesting comment DL about gay rights and race. I'm not sure I entirely buy it though.

I do think it is somewhat true of the organization of a lot of the high-profile gay rights organizations and fundraisers.

In a society that unfortunately tends to elevate white rich men to the top power spot, being accepted as part of that group is, in it's own way, progress. I do think it is unfortunate when members of an oppressed group turn around and do the same to others. And don't even get me started on the Log Cabin types.

There is plenty of progress among other groups. There was just a story in the New York Times last week stating that Jacksonville Florida has the highest number of gay couples with children of any area in the country. Most of these couples and their children are black (and most of the children come from heterosexual relationships). It talked about all the black churches that have sprung up that welcome these families.

However, most of those families involve lesbian couples. I think the fact that more black men are on the downlow doesn't help.

Gay rights are tied up with visibility.

US Weekly Scan said...

“Jake Begs Forgiveness”

US Weekly Magazine scan

Anonymous said...

"US Weekly Magazine scan"

^It’s unbelievable the piece of crap that is this PR bearding fiction plant. Read this article if you want a good laugh!

Anonymous said...

James Franco Went To Poetry Class After Oscar Nomination


JJ

One day I want to see his diplomas for me to really believe he got his B.A., M.A. and soon PHD.
;) He's talking so much about his colleges, he can show us his diplomas too. LOL.

Anonymous said...

It’s unbelievable the piece of crap that is this PR bearding fiction plant. Read this article if you want a good laugh!

^^

You know, Jake must realize that tabloid fame is nothing to be proud of. We can be annoyed and complain as much as we want, HE must realize it.

Anonymous said...

The only young up and coming actors that don't annoy me are Gosling and JGL. Alle the rest, as well as Jake and Franco...ugh!

Thanks Jake! said...

It’s unbelievable the piece of crap that is this PR bearding fiction plant.

Helps my bulimia!

Anonymous said...

Isn't he embarassed that such ridiculous crap is written about him? All the Reeke tabloid crap made him look like a pussy and this stuff makes him look like an immature douche and a pussy. Add to that Reese's constant tabloid digs at him (like People's latest cover where she has found her "grown up" true love) and it's unbelievable that he keeps going back for more tabliod headlines. Jake must be truly stupid and desperate for PR. I can't seem to come up with any other explanation.

Anonymous said...

Jake must be truly stupid and desperate for PR.

Bingo!

I know he isn't someone who quits easily, but he must quit his tabloid obsession. Pronto!

Jake said...

Come on, I'm hot, I'm in demand!

destiny said...

Thanks for the US scan, I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head.

Other than Brangelina and romcom stars like Anniston, are there any other in demand actors who use their relationships and tabloids for publicity? I don't count Reese in that category, given that most of her recent films have not done well.

Anonymous said...

Come on, I'm hot, I'm in demand!

Hot...yes, but in demand...idk.

Anonymous said...

"Other than Brangelina and romcom stars like Anniston, are there any other in demand actors who use their relationships and tabloids for publicity?"

Bennifer (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez) come to mind.

Anonymous said...

^^But they split a long time ago.
Now Benny is looking miserable with his other Jennifer.

Anonymous said...

And we know what Ben said about his publicity whoring days.

Anonymous said...

Ben Affleck ruined his career with J-Lo and the constant tabloids/media stories about them. He became a joke. It took years for him to reinvent himself and only because he directed his own projects.

This is what Ben Affleck said about selling out:

“I was no longer in control of my life. I thought I wanted certain things, but I didn’t. I got lost. I felt suffocated, miserable and gross. I should never have gone down that route or got sucked in to all the publicity,”
“I was typecast as myself. Too many people weren’t getting past what they read about me. That was damaging. I can tell from experience it’s bad for you, and bad for your career. So I took a break, went away for a while and let things calm down.”

link

Jake said...

Pfttt!

Anonymous said...

I have a master's degree and know several people who have PhDs. It does NOT take them a few months or a year to write a disseration. On the average, it can take four to five years to write a dissertation (which normally runs several hundred pages long). If Franco gets his PhD in May, I will be speechless or I'll know for sure Yale only took him for the publicity.

Anonymous said...

Having a famous Hollywood star as a student, certainly ain't bad publicity. ;)

Anonymous said...

Or someone else will write Franco's dissertation for him? But first we need proof he even has a Master. W/O Master no Doctor.

Anonymous said...

ONTD Source Code poster reaction:

ONTD

Anonymous said...

^^The reactions aren't good.

Anonymous said...

^^Oops, link dissapeard.

Reactions to SC poster:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/55521953.html

Anonymous said...

Jake needs to stop staring in generic movies. He needs to be more brave and do more daring movies. He is going the easy way and it backfires every single time. I fear this will be another embarrassment for him. The trailer was boring to me. And if the reviews arn't good either, who will see it?

Jake's PR said...

Swift fans! Duh!

Anonymous said...

You wish!

Anonymous said...

RIP, Heath Ledger, you died too, too young. May you rest in peace.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Swiftenhaal part deux everyone, the version where Taylor's tour will keep her occupado for most of the year, and PR-planted romantic rendezvous will be published at the most strategic moments.

Anonymous said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Anonymous said...

I hope Jake is preparing for Oscar parties - great places to look for a job!

Bad luck OT said...

British actor Paul Bettany regrets not taking Colin Firth's Oscar-nominated role in "The King's Speech."

In an interview at the Sundance Film Festival on Tuesday, shortly after it was announced that the film had received 12 Oscar nominations, Bettany explained what he regrets most about not accepting the role: "Number one, of course, it is a regret not to be working with such great, and really great people, Geoffrey Rush and (director) Tom Hooper.

"I think it is a little inelegant for me to discuss it," continued Bettany. "I had been working for five months steadily and my son missed me and I missed my son. Both of my sons and my wife," explained the actor, referring to his work on "The Tourist" as Inspector John Acheson.

Anonymous said...

I bet Paul Bettany regrets taking role in "The Tourist"!

Anonymous said...

The Tourist Production Budget: $100 million

The King's Speech Production Budget: $15 million

Anonymous said...

I like Paul Bettany but I'll be honest. I LOVE Colin Firth and am glad he took that role because he's so wonderful in it.

Park Chan-Wook Could Direct Wentworth Miller’s ‘Stoker’ Starring Carey Mulligan said...

“After India’s father mysteriously dies and her estranged uncle comes to live with her and her mother, people start to go missing in her hometown and India discovers that her uncle may be the cause.” This is the logline to “Stoker,” the feature-length script debut of actor Wentworth Miller known for his starring role on Fox’s now-concluded series “Prison Break.”
...
Also note: a few weeks ago in a laundry list piece of the projects Johnny Depp is currently loosely attached to, Pajiba casually reported that “Stoker” was on the list. Presumably we would assume it would be for the role of the Uncle Charlie, but since we haven’t seen such high-profile news anywhere, we sort of imagine it must be a tenuous interest at best. That said, the LAT says, “the uncle part has yet to be cast, but it’s likely to be a boldfaced name too, according to sources.” Johnny Depp, boldface names…. We’re just sayin’.

Wentworth Miller has also penned “Uncle Charlie,” which is actually the prequel to “Stoker” too. Sounds like the actor is more than just a pretty face and will likely have a respectable screenwriting career long after his looks have faded. If that’s humanly possible.

http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/archives/park_chan-wook_could_direct_wentworth_millers_stoker_starring_carey_mulliga/#

Anonymous said...

Congratulations Wenty!

Jake said...

Why do I have a feeling you want something for me? Can't man take a year or two break to take care of his closet?

this week in tabloids said...

US weekly Magazine:
Jake Gyllenhaal showed up unannounced in Taylor Swift's hometown begging to see her, "for closure." Jake and Taylor went to dinner, and Jake said he didn't feel that he ended things right, and wanted to talk to TayTay face to face. Ugh, the break-up dinner.

In Touch Magazine:
Jake Gyllenhaal flew to Nashville to beg for Taylor Swift's forgiveness, and when his connecting flight was delayed, he rented a car and drove 200 miles so as not to stand her up. They went to dinner, and even though he had a hotel, he spent two nights with Taylor in her apartment. Break-up sex?!

jezebel

more tabloids said...

Life & Style Magazine:
Alert! Alert! Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift were spotted having dinner together last Wednesday at Bound'ry in Nashville, says Life & Style. Then, he went back the next night to pick up takeout to bring to Taylor's house. A couple more weeks as her delivery boy and she might change her song about him back to a major key.

nydn

Celebitchy said...

Jake Gyllenhaal wanted to see if he & Taylor Swift could recapture their magic
Last week, People Magazine had the “breaking news” (from Jake Gyllenhaal’s publicist) that Jake had flown to Nashville to do a post-breakup dinner date with Taylor Swift. By most accounts, this has been the timeline of the last three months:
-Jake gets his management to “set him up” with Taylor Swift in early November (-ish).
-A whirlwind courtship involving apple-picking and cuddle-fests and lots of coffee.
-Gushy interviews, told from Swift’s perspective, about how Jake and Taylor were the real thing, forever and ever and PONIES!!!
-Roughly two months into the relationship, Jake dumps Taylor. Over the phone.
-Jake spends three weeks butching it up, trying to talk to any available vagina.
-Jake realizes that the whole Swift thing has been an unmitigated disaster, tries to do some damage control by flying to Nashville so he can look like the “good guy”.
So what is left to say? Lots, apparently. I have to admit… I love this crap. The Jwifty shomance was and is AMAZING to me, just for the sheer absurdity of it and how many people buy it. This Us Weekly story comes from Taylor Swift, by the way. I’m not even going to put an “allegedly” in there. Swifty talked to someone at Us Weekly, and told them exactly what went down during her dinner with Jake. What’s even better - Swift talks to Us Weekly like she would talk to a girlfriend, and explores theories about why Jake said this or that. It’s funny as hell.
[From Us Weekly, print edition]
There are so many gems, but my favorite is “Jake also asked Swift if she had leaked to the media that he dumped her with a phone call, and the source says Swift assured him she hadn’t.” So, Swifty called up Us Weekly, like, a day after Jake dumped her over the phone, and now she’s playing coy about it to Jake, AND to Us Weekly. Amazing. And then Swifty calls up Us Weekly and People Magazine the minute Jake got into town, and then she leaked everything about their meeting. I’m just going to say it - Swifty needs some girlfriends. I know her image is that of a girl’s girl and all, but I think she needs to hang out with someone new, someone she can trust, someone she can just dump all of this crap on. Because I’m not sure if telling EVERYTHING about your bidness to Us Weekly is the best strategy.
Another gem: “He said he just wasn’t feeling things anymore. He didn’t like where things were headed.” = He was really tired of Swifty trying to force her vagina on him. I’m just sayin’.
Oh, and In Touch Weekly (via Jezebel) has a totally different take on this situation - according to their sources (??), Jake pre-arranged the meeting in Nashville, and when his flight was delayed, he rented a car so that he could get there in time. He needed to beg Taylor’s forgiveness, and then he spent two nights at Taylor’s apartment. Boning her, presumably. Yeah… who buys that?

Celebitchy

Celebitchy said...

Jake Gyllenhaal wanted to see if he & Taylor Swift could recapture their magic
Last week, People Magazine had the “breaking news” (from Jake Gyllenhaal’s publicist) that Jake had flown to Nashville to do a post-breakup dinner date with Taylor Swift. By most accounts, this has been the timeline of the last three months:
-Jake gets his management to “set him up” with Taylor Swift in early November (-ish).
-A whirlwind courtship involving apple-picking and cuddle-fests and lots of coffee.
-Gushy interviews, told from Swift’s perspective, about how Jake and Taylor were the real thing, forever and ever and PONIES!!!
-Roughly two months into the relationship, Jake dumps Taylor. Over the phone.
-Jake spends three weeks butching it up, trying to talk to any available vagina.
-Jake realizes that the whole Swift thing has been an unmitigated disaster, tries to do some damage control by flying to Nashville so he can look like the “good guy”.

Celebitchy said...

So what is left to say? Lots, apparently. I have to admit… I love this crap. The Jwifty shomance was and is AMAZING to me, just for the sheer absurdity of it and how many people buy it. This Us Weekly story comes from Taylor Swift, by the way. I’m not even going to put an “allegedly” in there. Swifty talked to someone at Us Weekly, and told them exactly what went down during her dinner with Jake. What’s even better - Swift talks to Us Weekly like she would talk to a girlfriend, and explores theories about why Jake said this or that. It’s funny as hell.[From Us Weekly, print edition]
There are so many gems, but my favorite is “Jake also asked Swift if she had leaked to the media that he dumped her with a phone call, and the source says Swift assured him she hadn’t.” So, Swifty called up Us Weekly, like, a day after Jake dumped her over the phone, and now she’s playing coy about it to Jake, AND to Us Weekly. Amazing. And then Swifty calls up Us Weekly and People Magazine the minute Jake got into town, and then she leaked everything about their meeting. I’m just going to say it - Swifty needs some girlfriends. I know her image is that of a girl’s girl and all, but I think she needs to hang out with someone new, someone she can trust, someone she can just dump all of this crap on. Because I’m not sure if telling EVERYTHING about your bidness to Us Weekly is the best strategy.
Another gem: “He said he just wasn’t feeling things anymore. He didn’t like where things were headed.” = He was really tired of Swifty trying to force her vagina on him. I’m just sayin’.
Oh, and In Touch Weekly (via Jezebel) has a totally different take on this situation - according to their sources (??), Jake pre-arranged the meeting in Nashville, and when his flight was delayed, he rented a car so that he could get there in time. He needed to beg Taylor’s forgiveness, and then he spent two nights at Taylor’s apartment. Boning her, presumably. Yeah… who buys that?
Celebitchy

Anonymous said...

Did Jake pick up her clothes from the dry-cleaner's, too?

Celebitchy said...

So what is left to say? Lots, apparently. I have to admit… I love this crap. The Jwifty shomance was and is AMAZING to me, just for the sheer absurdity of it and how many people buy it. This Us Weekly story comes from Taylor Swift, by the way. I’m not even going to put an “allegedly” in there. Swifty talked to someone at Us Weekly, and told them exactly what went down during her dinner with Jake. What’s even better - Swift talks to Us Weekly like she would talk to a girlfriend, and explores theories about why Jake said this or that. It’s funny as hell. [Us Weekly]
There are so many gems, but my favorite is “Jake also asked Swift if she had leaked to the media that he dumped her with a phone call, and the source says Swift assured him she hadn’t.” So, Swifty called up Us Weekly, like, a day after Jake dumped her over the phone, and now she’s playing coy about it to Jake, AND to Us Weekly. Amazing. And then Swifty calls up Us Weekly and People Magazine the minute Jake got into town, and then she leaked everything about their meeting. I’m just going to say it - Swifty needs some girlfriends. I know her image is that of a girl’s girl and all, but I think she needs to hang out with someone new, someone she can trust, someone she can just dump all of this crap on. Because I’m not sure if telling EVERYTHING about your bidness to Us Weekly is the best strategy.
Another gem: “He said he just wasn’t feeling things anymore. He didn’t like where things were headed.” = He was really tired of Swifty trying to force her vagina on him. I’m just sayin’.
Oh, and In Touch Weekly (via Jezebel) has a totally different take on this situation - according to their sources (??), Jake pre-arranged the meeting in Nashville, and when his flight was delayed, he rented a car so that he could get there in time. He needed to beg Taylor’s forgiveness, and then he spent two nights at Taylor’s apartment. Boning her, presumably. Yeah… who buys that?
http://www.celebitchy.com/137815/jake_gyllenhaal_wanted_to_see_if_he_taylor_swift_could_recapture_their_magic/

Anonymous said...

some gems from Swift fans retweeted more than 100 times LOL:

SWEETSWIFTY13: Just read it. About Jake driving 200 miles to see Taylor and say he's sorry. If it's true. It's so sweet. It shows he really cares for her.

WonderMJay: Jake Gyllenhaal drove 200 miles to apologize to Taylor about the whole Camilla thing. OMG. BRB. DYING OF CUTENESS.

SwiftAngels: Jake Gyllenhaal Begs Taylor Swift For Forgiveness After Flirting With Camilla ...: “It was like a romantic movie."

Anonymous said...

^^^ LOL, stupidity is endless!

Anonymous said...

Another gem: “He said he just wasn’t feeling things anymore. He didn’t like where things were headed.” = He was really tired of Swifty trying to force her vagina on him. I’m just sayin’.

LOL!

Anonymous said...

some gems from Swift fans retweeted more than 100 times

Too bad those ignorant fans won't pay to watch Jake's movies, he's an older man to them.

Star Trek Didn't Have Gay Characters Because, Uh, It Was The Olden Days said...

"It was a shame for a lot of us that … I’m talking about the Next Generation, Deep Space Nine and there was a constant back and forth about well how do we portray the spectrum of sexuality. There were people who felt very strongly that we should be showing casually, you know, just two guys together in the background in Ten Forward. At the time the decision was made not to do that and I think those same people would make a different decision now because I think, you know, that was 1989, well yeah about 89, 90, 91. I have no doubt that those same creative players wouldn’t feel so hesitant to have, you know, have been squeamish about a decision like that."

— Brannon Braga, the Star Trek writer and producer, on why the series never included a homo human nor alien life form

http://www.queerty.com/star-trek-didnt-have-gay-characters-because-uh-it-was-the-olden-days-20110126/

OT said...

Naomi Watts has signed on to star in J. Edgar, the Clint Eastwood-directed biopic. Watts will play Helen Gandy, J. Edgar Hoover’s loyal secretary for 54 years. Hoover (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) called her indispensible and she was the ultimate keeper of his secrets and a behind the scenes influence on the workings of the FBI. After Hoover died, Gandy spent weeks destroying his personal file, which contained the incriminating material that he used to manipulate and control the most powerful figures in D.C.

Anonymous said...

Patrick Healy, Writer, New York - Jake?

http://out.com/slideshows/?slideshow_title=100_Bachelors&theID=23#Top

The 100 Most Eligible Gay Bachelors said...

http://out.com/slideshows/2011/01/100-Most-Eligible-Bachelors/

Anonymous said...

-Jake realizes that the whole Swift thing has been an unmitigated disaster, tries to do some damage control by flying to Nashville so he can look like the “good guy”.

We called this last week. Obvious damage control. idg why anyone would think it was anything other than that. There is obviously no "reunion." But now I see that Swifty's fans are dumber than babblers. I take that back, actually. I think babblers know Jake is gay but pretend not to know. Swifty's fans are genuinely stupid.

Anonymous said...

Anne Hathaway/James Franco Oscar promo


http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/55571181.html

This could end up being good.

Anonymous said...

Jake realizes that the whole Swift thing has been an unmitigated disaster, tries to do some damage control by flying to Nashville so he can look like the “good guy”.

If Jake was more interested in finding new movie projects than doing damage control, he would fare much better.
He's gotten so boring lately. :(

Ted from Monday said...

Will Mila Kunis Get Back Together With Macaulay or Will She Date Jake?

Stunning Mila Kunis may be currently single, but that doesn't mean she's on the hunt for a new man.

Despite getting her flirt on with Jake Gyllenhaal at CAA's Golden Globes afterparty, the Black Swan hottie is still on the market. Considering how her ex Macaulay Culkin has been behaving with a Spanish porn star, can ya blame her?

But could these babes really be getting back together? Here's the scoop on Mila's love life:

First things first…

"He's too Hollywood for her," sasses a pal close to Kunis on the Gyllenhaal flirtation. "[Jake and Mila] have been friends for a while, that's it.

"She's not one for a high-profile relationship," adds the good friend. "She barely talked about [Macaulay,] and that was just to her very close friends. She's not into the tabloid romance."

Somehow, we think the news may disappoint Jakey.

Gyllenhaal may have had dinner (non-cuddly, mind you) with Taylor Swift recently, but we can assure you those two aren't back together.

But do Macaulay and Mila have a shot at going for round two?

"I wouldn't be surprised if they did, eventually, but they broke up for a reason," continues Mila's pal rather coyly.

Remember, Kunis' inner circle was surprised when she split with the Home Alone star, and they are all staying mum on the issue.

Wonder if that has anything to do with Irene Lopez?

She's the porno chick Culkin was hanging with at Bagdad, a live sex club in Barcelona, who wouldn't exactly give the low-down on their relationship. All a sorce said on the sitch was, "What happens in Bagdad stays in Bagdad."

Yuck.

Good thing, Culkin's rep strongly denies the two aren't an item. Glad to hear it!

Kunis is such a catch! By far the one to watch in Hollywood right now, talent-wise and just general oomph-wise. Maybe that was the issue in her relaysh with Culkin? Just saying, there aren't many dudes in this town that can handle a babe fast on the rise (especially when his wattage is dubious, at best).

Just ask Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock, Kate Winslet, Halle Berry, Hilary Swank or Charlize Theron.

Need we say more?

Anonymous said...

Re. Franco and Anne. I'm not a fan of his but he is a pretty guy. I do prefer Jake's personality (though at the moment I find him to be a bore), but Franco is prettier. His eyes are dreamy.

(Actually I'm not a fan of Franco's personality at all.)

He and Anne, I think, work good together.

Anonymous said...

[Jake and Mila] have been friends for a while, that's it.

What fucking friends? Since when?

Anonymous said...

It's always good to be friends or "friends" wtih it or cool people. Jake is glued to Michelle and Natalie and probably want's to add another cool one (Mila) into his circle. Poor Jake.

Anonymous said...

^^wants

Anonymous said...

To the Celebitchy post above, I totally agree with you. This "Source" thing or person-friend(??) bs is pathetic.

But, just as some readers of those tabloids believe that garbage, Some posters here and on other sites believe everything that Ted Says, which in some instances, is Garbage also.
What's the difference?

Anonymous said...

Jake is glued to Michelle and Natalie and probably want's to add another cool one (Mila) into his circle.

But why should we believe that Jake even talked to Mila? Ted made it up just like that Olivia fiction from last year.

Anonymous said...

Some posters here and on other sites believe everything that Ted Says, which in some instances, is Garbage also. What's the difference?

LOL, you can't be serious!

Anonymous said...

Jake isn't even allowed to have female friends...

Please try using your brain. Is there any info about Jake and Mila hanging out, talking, being in the same photo? Well?

Anonymous said...

Jake doesn't fuck the beard, the chin, the beard, the chin, the beard, girls, women, girls, women...

Hey, don't blame us for gay and bearding Jake!

Anonymous said...

Yes 4:27 PM, we know that Jake doesn't fuck his beards, you can relax.

Anonymous said...

Will Mila Kunis Get Back Together With Macaulay or Will She Date Jake?

Why does Casablanca have to bring that up again? No one is talking about Jake and Mila anymore. What's the point? And it's him who the strongest protests about Toothy bearding. WTF?

Stuff it Ted!

Anonymous said...

YOUR PUSSIES STINK!!!

Anonymous said...

4:49 PM, stop projecting and take a shower!

Anonymous said...

new pics said...
Jake Gyllenhaal Hides His Newly Clean-Shaven Face
PITNB
January 24, 2011 1:54 PM


Still not posted in IHJ gallery.

Johnny Weir said...

"If I had had the chance to choose to live a life as a straight man or a gay man when I was old enough to decide what it was, I would've chosen straight. It's easier."

Anonymous said...

Still not posted in IHJ gallery.

Still not posted on X17 either; PINTB's source for those pics. Odd.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Jake was sneaking into that clinic for his botox shot and chemical peel, you have to shave your face for the peel!!!

Anonymous said...

I’m sure a lot of the videos have been scrubbed by Jake’s PR team, but here is the WFT2 thread back in January 28, 2009


nothing was scrubed by any PR team. No matter how much you project, it does not make it real. Jake didn't spit on any Pap the day he was on Jury Duty, it was just the angry upset fans who were mad at him and still are mad because he has not come out as TED predicted. They made more out of the story and twisted it for their delight. These same people scream about the intrusive paps and their scuzzy ways but, since Jake is on their shit list, the bad ole Jakey was mean to the wonderful paps. Such Transparent BS!

Anonymous said...

Jake didn't spit on any Pap the day he was on Jury Duty

Yes, he did, we watched video and there is info on the Internet. Why are you lying?

TMZ said...

Jake G. Spits Up after Court

1/28/2009 6:00 AM PST by TMZ Staff

Jake Gyllenhaal was so bored after his first day of jury service yesterday, he could spit. Yes, we know it doesn't make sense, but he spit as he left the courthouse.

(Jake G. Spits Up after Court VIDEO)

http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/28/jake-g-spits-up-after-court/

Anonymous said...

^ Video not available (but I have seen it before, and he does spit at the pap)

magazines said...

From the latest Hollywood Reporter: Jake uses "The Clean Detox Program" to flush toxins and fat

THR scan

From Cosmopolitan Magazine (Feb issue) "What's sexy right now" column: "Snagging a Manther" like Taylor Swift. Manther= "an older guy on the prowl like Jake Gyllenhaal...these are the kinda scruffy, in-need of taming types" (LOL!)

Cosmo

Anonymous said...

Video not available (but I have seen it before, and he does spit at the pap)

I know this blog is made up of lies so just to correct you he does not spit at the paps, he spits on the ground.

Personally I wish he had and got the pap in the face

Anonymous said...

^^^ LOL, not even a nice PR try!

Anonymous said...

From Cosmopolitan Magazine (Feb issue) "What's sexy right now"

LOL, not even a nice PR try!

Anonymous said...

I know this blog is made up of lies so just to correct you he does not spit at the paps, he spits on the ground.

Stupido, YOU are here all the time because we aren't phony babblers.
Jake was an idiot for spitting on the paparazzi, phony idiot who used paparazzi 1.000 times to sell his showmances and "I'm so heterosexual" bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Personally I wish he had and got the pap in the face

Personally you wish we would forget how Jake posed and smiled for paparazzi with his beards for years.

Anonymous said...

Troll is pissed off because Jake and his PR can't fool everyone, LOL!

He needed to beg Taylor’s forgiveness, and then he spent two nights at Taylor’s apartment. Boning her, presumably. Yeah… who buys that?

Anonymous said...

"The Clean Detox Program" to flush toxins and fat

LOL. And to remove any trace of Taytay vajayjay smell (not that he's ever seen it!!)

Anonymous said...

Personally I wish he had and got the pap in the face

Why would Jake want to do that to someone he has on speed dial (when it suits him)

Anonymous said...

Jake "there was too much media attention" Gyllenhaal thinks that people can't see his cheap whoring ways.

Anonymous said...

Wow I did I upset you with the truth. you people don't have anything to prove Jake spat at the paps (or prove anything really), so you keep falling back to the same old shit.

Anonymous said...

6:15 AM - silly troll, you can't undo FACTS. You can lie and post bullshit 1.000.000 times but FACTS will remain - Jake was filmed spitting on the paparazzi and people know about that, all you can do is continue making a fool of yourself.

Anonymous said...

Jake was NOT filmed spitting on the pap. FACT. As I have already said this blog is made up of liars.

As for your "silly troll" how childish is that, how old are you, 12?.

Anonymous said...

How stupid can you be, 6:30 AM?

Anonymous said...

Jake was NOT filmed spitting on the pap.

Yes, he was - deal with that! LMAO!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/28/jake-g-spits-up-after-court/

Anonymous said...

6:30 is dumber than dirt.

Anonymous said...

Jake did not spit at the pap. TMZ just said he spat. If he spat on the paps, it would have been mentioned. He spat in their direction, not at them directly.

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:38 Deal with what?. TMZ only says Jake "spits", they do not says he "spits on a pap". Your mind is playing games with you again.

The only dumb person 6:30 is you.

Anonymous said...

6:30am What's got your bloomers in a twist today? Upset?

No need to get so worked up about the life of a closeted actor and his bearding adventures LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Jake was sneaking into that clinic for his botox shot and chemical peel, you have to shave your face for the peel!!!

Botox? He doesn't look like he uses botox. He has wrinkles around his eyes, like most 30 year olds.
Maybe he's still doing chemical peels though.

Anonymous said...

6:30 AM, why are you so upset about Jake being a jerk who spits on paparazzi? That wasn't the first or the last time Jake was caught losing control in public and doing something stupid or disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Botox? He doesn't look like he uses botox. He has wrinkles around his eyes, like most 30 year olds.
Maybe he's still doing chemical peels though.


I think he's too young for botox. Still waiting for someone to post at least one single picture and support his/her "chemical peels" claim - there are thousands and thousands of Jake pictures, that shouldn't be hard :)

Anonymous said...

Botox? He doesn't look like he uses botox. He has wrinkles around his eyes, like most 30 year olds.

And Jake still can move all parts of his face, lol.

prairiegirl said...

I will never forget that video;I watched it I don't know how many times.

All you have to do is look at the direction of Jake's eyes as he spits; he is aiming towards the pap's feet.

Plain as day.

It was unprovoked. There was no "hoard" of paps. There was no verbal provocation because there was audio and I heard none whatsoever.

Not sure what Jake was mad about during that entire jury selection experience but he got out of the selection process after a private consultation if I recall right.

Celebrities aren't perfect and I'm not sure what good it does to put Jake on a pedestal. He does seem to be a very nice guy but the guy isn't a saint and that spitting incident was no fluke.

Anonymous said...

^^Jake may have spat at the paps' direction, but he still did not spit directly AT them. Btw, no one except for WFT 2 is STILL talking about the "spitting incident".
And no, Jake is far from perfect, but he isn't a total loser like some on WFT 2 say.

Anonymous said...

Jake may have spat at the paps' direction, but he still did not spit directly AT them.

Yes, he did. Disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Disgusting famewhore spat directly at the pap.

Anonymous said...

Yes, he did. Disgusting.

^^TMZ did not say he did. I guess you saw it differently. But whatever.

Anonymous said...

Disgusting famewhore spat directly at the pap.

^^

Ok, if you say so. It's pointess arguing.

Anonymous said...

It was unprovoked. There was no "hoard" of paps. There was no verbal provocation because there was audio and I heard none whatsoever.

True. I hope paparazzi will do their best to piss Jake off and teach him a lesson :)

Datalounge said...

I saw Jake trying to talk with Michelle Williams during a break at the Golden Globes and she seemed to deliberately snub him.

He tried to get her attention with conversation and she appeared to make a deliberate move to put him off turning around and ignoring him and setting her sight onto someone else.

Source: DL (Who is more pathetic Jake or Taylor)

Anonymous said...

Michelle doesn't seem impressed by his ass kissing.
Perhaps peers would respect him more if he put more effort into his acting than appearing in tabloids.
In a recent interview Michelle mentioned actors she'd like to work with, no Jake mention, who, otoh, is desperate to work with Michelle. I bet she gets offers from A-list actors and would rather work with them. She won't be working with Jake anytime soon.

Actually you can feel sorry for him.

Anonymous said...

Come on, check out pictures of Jake and Michelle from few weeks ago. I'm sure Michelle likes Jake and Jake likes Michelle.

Anonymous said...

Pictures for cameras.

Point is Jake is ass kissing the cool kids of Hollywood, instead of trying to become one of them. It's sad.

Anonymous said...

Pictures for cameras.

Give me a break. Why would Michelle pretend to like Jake for cameras?

Anonymous said...

Why would Michelle pretend to like Jake for cameras?

She didn't bother to pretend at the GGs.

At least Nat agreed to do a movie with him and let him present her with an award. Now that's a better friend, or she feels sorry for him.

Anonymous said...

She didn't bother to pretend at the GGs.

We have photographs, you have someone's gossip and opinion. Who should we believe?

Anonymous said...

There are no photos of the J/M GG encounter.

Anonymous said...

We have photographs = Blue Valentine event.

Anonymous said...

Bottom line: Jake is an A-List & cool kids ass kisser. If he was successful himself, he wouldn't need to. But instead he is further ruining his reputation with tabloid bs. It's hopeless with him.

Anonymous said...

We have photographs = Blue Valentine event.

Again ass kissing. She was appropriately nice and they knew they were photographed. He was probably hoping by doing the hosting thing, she'll help him out and star in a movie with him. Doubt that'll happen, looking at the status quo of his career.

Anonymous said...

I have no problem with Jake hanging out with cool kids. I have no problem with Jake having sex with producers. I have a problem with Jake hanging out with white trash for tabloid publicity.

Anonymous said...

I have a problem with Jake hanging out with white trash for tabloid publicity.

Agreed, that's much worse of course.

Anonymous said...

Jake is also kissing ass to Michelle's bff Busy. Hanging out with her and her family 24/7.
Where are his old friends? Why doesn't he hang out with them more often?

No one will respect him if he continues to act pathetically.

Anonymous said...

Jake is also kissing ass to Michelle's bff Busy.

There is no reason for kissing their ass.

Anonymous said...

We have photographs = Blue Valentine event.
Again ass kissing.


Bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Michelle has no reason to pretend to like Jake. None.

destiny said...

The BV event was sponsored by CAA, I'm sure they thought it would be good pr for both Jake and Michelle to have Jake host the screening. It was not some little screening that Jake put together.

Anonymous said...

ITA Destiny. CAA hosted the event and included Jake because they knew it would get favorable PR. From last year and on, Jake has no problem commenting on Heath and suddenly he has no problem speaking about Michelle (and Matilda) because it suits him. During Reeke and his million photo ops, he didn't ever speak about any of them, now because he needs good PR because of more failed movies and disasterous showmance attempts he can suddenly talk about them and take any chance to be photographed with Michelle (who you knew was going to get an Oscar nod). I'm sure Michelle nods and goes along for the pics because she is campaigning for an Oscar and doesn't want to rock the PR boat.

Anonymous said...

Jake and Michelle are friends and share a lot. All Michelle needs to do is be polite, she does NOT need to hug Jake or look at him like that in order to "campaign for an Oscar".

Anonymous said...

I agree with 9:22 am and anyone who claims there are "ulterior motives" to Jake and Michelle being friendly with each other are ignoring the truth for some reason. They're friends and they like each other. I doubt Michelle and Heath would have named him Matilda's godfather if they hadn't liked him.

destiny said...

ITA 9:05. I don't know if Jake and Michelle are good friends or not. But it doesn't matter. The point is that he is only seen and photographed with people when it suits him.

I remember the spitting incident as well. Doesn't matter if it was only directed in the pap's general direction, not right on him. Spitting is one of the most disgusting things you can do.

destiny said...

During Reeke Jake wanted nothing to do with BBM, including saying anything about Heath when he died. Now that his star has fallen, he's trying to recapture what he lost by all of a sudden talking about his BBM stars, and being seen with them. Of course that all tied into doing LAOD with Anne too.

Anonymous said...

The point is that he is only seen and photographed with people when it suits him.

And that is perfectly fine for photos of Jake and Michelle.

Anonymous said...

During Reeke Jake wanted nothing to do with BBM, including saying anything about Heath when he died.

Jake did NOT promote any movie during Reeke = no interviews.

Anonymous said...

Jake did NOT promote any movie during Reeke = no interviews.

Yes, he did. Prince of Persia. I saw plenty of interviews on Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight where he was on set and discussing his upcoming epic. All questions related to Heath, of course, were not permitted. Just like no one was allowed to ask him about Witherspoon. Somehow though, he definitely made sure to be seen in public with the beard and her rugrats at the end of January, 2008. Yet, not one public statement of respect or honor for the man he called his friend. Jake's an emotional person, but that's no excuse. A thoughtful and honestly written statement would have been the gracious and professional thing to do. Actors like Daniel Day Lewis and Johnny Depp seemed to find the time to acknowledge Heath's passing.

No, Jake's silence for years was absolutely deafening. He was ordered to stay as far away from anything Brokeback during the Reeke years. More than obvious.

Anonymous said...

Yes, he did. Prince of Persia.

No, he didn't - PoP was released 6 months AFTER reeking was over.

Anonymous said...

11:01 is correct. There were sneak previews and interviews with Jake in 2009 on several entertainment channels.

Anonymous said...

Jake stayed silent about Heath and didn't attended any memorial service for him because he was worried his image would be tainted. I don't believe for a second Jake was distraught and couldn't talk about Heath like it was implied in the media. Please.

Anonymous said...

11:01 is correct. There were sneak previews and interviews with Jake in 2009 on several entertainment channels.

11:01 is wrong, there was no PoP interviews with Jake during Reeke, sneak preview was 100% about the movie, no other questions at all.

Anonymous said...

Jake stayed silent about Heath and didn't attended any memorial service for him because he was worried his image would be tainted.

That's total nonsense.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe for a second Jake was distraught and couldn't talk about Heath like it was implied in the media. Please.

And, even if Jake was distraught, he could have had a written statement developed for public distribution like 11:01 suggested.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe for a second Jake was distraught and couldn't talk about Heath like it was implied in the media.

Jake said so. Believe what you want and be happy that you never lost anyone dear.

Anonymous said...

That's total nonsense.

What plausible explanation do you have? Alzheimer's? Too busy? No one told him Heath had died. Overslept? Puhleeeeeze. Jake has avoided all things gay since he went into the closet in 2007 with Reeke to try and build an A-list career as a leading man.

Anonymous said...

he could have had a written statement developed for public distribution

There was no need for public distribution of anything, friendship and feelings aren't measured by public display.

Anonymous said...

What plausible explanation do you have?

Jake didn't want to talk about his feelings. Nothing strange about that. I would have done the same.

Anonymous said...

Believe what you want and be happy that you never lost anyone dear.

Do you actually think that Jake is the only one who has lost someone in his life? I've lost plenty of people dear to me. Having a PR statement acknowledging Heath's contributions and how much he would be missed would have been standard practice for most actors. Heck, I'm sure performers pretend to like people who have passed away just because it's protocol. Yet, Jake's people made sure nothing was released. The distancing from anything related to BbM was apparent.

Anonymous said...

Jake said so. Believe what you want and be happy that you never lost anyone dear.

Jake might have said so but I can use my brain, besides Jake lies whenever it works for him. I did lose someone dear to me, thanks for assuming I didn't.

Anonymous said...

Then why not have a written statement? That was a minimum expectation for a professional in any industry.

Anonymous said...

There was no need for public distribution of anything, friendship and feelings aren't measured by public display.

No play stupid. Of course it's expected that actors would release public statements. Michelle did. If anyone had more of a reason not to release a statement, it was her. Yet she did the right thing. Sometimes the right thing is the only thing to do.

Anonymous said...

There was no need for public distribution of anything, friendship and feelings aren't measured by public display.

A public statement is a sign of respect for the deceased. Jake was Heath's costar in his most important movie (TDK hadn't come out yet). All the important people involved in BBM said something but Jake.

Anonymous said...

I've lost plenty of people dear to me.

Then why can't you understand that people don't care about formalities when they grieve? I want to believe that every human can understand that simple concept.

Anonymous said...

All the important people involved in BBM said something but Jake.

So what?

No one in the right mind will conclude that Jake being silent = no respect for Heath.

Anonymous said...

Really? We're still debating what we think Jake should have done three years ago? Let it go you harpies.

Anonymous said...

Really? We're still debating what we think Jake should have done three years ago? Let it go you harpies.

Anonymous said...

YOUR PUSSIES STINK!!!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Stop projecting and take a bath! Yuck!

Anonymous said...

Then why can't you understand that people don't care about formalities when they grieve?

So Jake is the only person who grieved for Heath? Heath's family, friends, girlfriend, exes didn't grieve for him because they released public statements or paid tributes?

Anonymous said...

Jake is a person with his own mind and his own feelings.

Anonymous said...

Yes, he is. He is also a person who is very concerned about his public image.

Anonymous said...

Gemma Ward didn't make a statement either. I know her grieve is not the same as Jake's but it shows that not everyone was comfortable sharing their thoughts with the media.

Anonymous said...

He is also a person who is very concerned about his public image.

But nice public statement would be a good thing for his public image and Jake didn't do it.

Anonymous said...

Gemma Ward GENUINELY grieved, she quit modeling and gained A LOT of weight after Heath's death. Jake was probably sad for two days then he moved on to photo ops with Reese.

Anonymous said...

But nice public statement would be a good thing for his public image and Jake didn't do it.

Not back when Heath was tightly connected to BBM and drugs in a lot of people's minds.

Anonymous said...

12:19 PM, stop insulting everyone's intelligence. WTF are you talking about? People would connect ONLY Jake with drugs, not other people who were close or worked with Heath??? How stupid is that???

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else remember that video of Jake coming out of a medical building when paps ask him about Heath and he smirks? It was a few weeks after Heath died.

Anonymous said...

No, I don't think there was such video.

Anonymous said...

All you have to do is look at the direction of Jake's eyes as he spits; he is aiming towards the pap's feet.

Plain as day.

It was unprovoked. There was no "hoard" of paps. There was no verbal provocation because there was audio and I heard none whatsoever.


^^ that's total bullshit PraireGirl and you know it.
It's a lame excuse to attack because he' s not doing what U and your crazed friends want him to do. Get married to Austin and come up with a BT. Not heppening.

And how do you know what was said before and after the video started. Anybody with a brain know that Paps say stupid stuff all the time to provoke a response from celebs.. All for a story.
Editing the video and all. Do you expect the video to go out streaming exactly when it's shot?
It does not.
The asshole paps deserve everything coming their way.
Some celebs deal with their asses for a while then they get fed up.
There are many who will not put up with their ass, and Jake has dealt with them in good spirits for a while.

They posters are pissed with Jake so nothing he does will please them. Most fans of any star know that the paps are assholes but NO, not Jake's so pissed off fans.
LOL

Anonymous said...

P.S. And I'm sure Jake would never smirk about his dead friends. (Watch Oscars, Rachel and Nate Berkus video)

Anonymous said...

The asshole paps deserve everything coming their way.

The only asshole is Jake Gyllenhaal, celebrity who uses paparazzi for his photo ops and thinks that he still deserves respect.

Anonymous said...

Found it. Jake is totally smirking.

http://x17online.com/celebrities/jake_gyllenhaal/jakey_plays_it_cool-02182008.php

Anonymous said...

Jake has dealt with them in good spirits for a while

You mean Jake smiles for paparazzi when he wants good bearding photos for tabloids, right?

Anonymous said...

Found it. Jake is totally smirking.

You are totally making shit up.

Anonymous said...

All you have to do is look at the direction of Jake's eyes as he spits; he is aiming towards the pap's feet.

Plain as day.


I'm sure Prairiegirl was clutching the pearls when she saw this.
"oh NO, Well I never". lol

Please stop following Jake's every move if you don't want to see him get angry and put someone in their place. He's human.
Life is not Disney World for human beings. This means Jake's life and PrairieGirl's life also. She should know this.

Anonymous said...

You mean Jake smiles for paparazzi when he wants good bearding photos for tabloids, right?

^^ whatever U want to call it, he has. And for years. Get over it.

Anonymous said...

1:03 PM - stop telling others what they shoud do and start dealing with Jake behaving like shit.

Anonymous said...

stop telling others what they shoud do and start dealing with Jake's behaving like shit.


who are you to be telling me to deal with Jake's behavior???

Why the hell are you so concerned about his behavior?

Do you know him?
my advice to you is, you don't like what he's doing, why bother bitching about him or spending every waking hour of the day complaining about what he does? He is living his life, Now how about you doing the same for yours.

Anonymous said...

1:03 PM, I don't need to make anything up. There are the video on X17 and the pics on IHJ to prove he's smirking.

Anonymous said...

who are you to be telling me to deal with Jake's behavior???

Idot, you are the one telling everyone what to do because you can't stand gay, bearding and imperfect Jake. Learn to deal with Jake's shit and stop telling us what we should do or post about.

Anonymous said...

There are the video on X17 and the pics on IHJ to prove he's smirking.

Jake is not smirking, your opinion is just your opinion.

Anonymous said...

1:13 PM - what's idot? :)

Anonymous said...

Found it. Jake is totally smirking.

Jake was smiling because the microdermabrasion was working so well for his acne scars.

Anonymous said...

Nah, too much botox!

The Joker said...

Somehow I don't think Jake is going for facial treatments - he should know that for a mature attractive man, wrinkles and imperfections are highly desirable.

Anonymous said...

How do you people get on with others IRL? Are you always this combative/paranoid? How do you live with yourself when you have to project your shortcomings onto an actor none of you know?

Anonymous said...

I see the schoolmarm is here, trying to tell everyone not to say bad things about Jake, even when he does something that should be called out.

Boo hoo, go back to GB.

Anonymous said...

The only thing that continues to surprise me is how Jake never seems to feel competely humiliated/worn down by his own nonsensical pussyhounding PR. How he doesn't speak up more vocally and say 'everything that's written about me is bullshit'. He seems to condone it by staying silent.

He is either extraordinarily cossetted against the insurmountable stack of hollering and guffawing that goes on on the internet or he simply sees it as some acting badge of honour.

I mean there are his peers, Portman and Franco with Oscar nods and cool indie flicks, actual interest...and Jake is now relegated to the pages of Mills & Boon fanfic via Reeke and Swyll, to be digested by silly fangirls and Twihard types. Driving xx miles across the country in a rented car, begging and desperate...fuck off. How dumb up does Hollywood think we are? I would buy Baby Tile before I buy this nonsense and that's saying something.

Does Jake never feel embarrassed? Every time these stories come about about this pathetic doomed Romeo it seems like someone wants to dig his pit deeper for him, because 90% of the internet alone is laughing at him. I would be so humiliated, I think I'd want to just go away and leave it all behind.

Anonymous said...

"Found it. Jake is totally smirking."

He was smiling at Atticus who was in the back seat.

WTF guys??? said...

WFT happened here? What the heck is with the Heath talk? Michelle and Heath were done when they broke off. I doubt her ignoring Jake had anything to do with Heath, it had to do with her probably wanting to spend time with real A-Listers than wasting her time with Jake. Girl is ambitious as fuck. All I was saying is that Jake became such a loser that even Michelle Williams has a better career than him and he is kissing up to her now. Like he kisses up to Portman.
Instead of doing that he should try to improve his own fucking career.

ATTI said...

"Found it. Jake is totally smirking."

He was smiling at Atticus who was in the back seat.

^^

http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?album=1171&pos=42

(Atticus clearly to see)

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