Sunday 19 December 2010

Happy Birthday Jake Gyllenhaal!

Honesty has a beautiful and refreshing simplicity about it. No ulterior motives. No hidden meanings. An absence of hypocrisy, duplicity, political games, and verbal superficiality. As honesty and real integrity characterize our lives, there will be no need to manipulate others.

- Chuck Swindoll

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Anonymous said...

8:39 AM - UV and babblers post every made up tabloid shit about Jake and the beard and get upset about it?

Anonymous said...

Jake and Anne did plenty of promotion.

Yes, they did, but Jake & Taylor "romance" was interesting news for tabloid and gossip female public and they are romcom public too.

Anonymous said...

Why do trolls always think we're upset? Amused is more like it. The trolls are the only ones upset that Jakey and the fairy tale being woven around him aren't being embraced by everyone.

Anonymous said...

Why do trolls always think we're upset?

They don't, they just have to make up something to trash others.

Anonymous said...

Trolls even fail at trolling, and have to resort to lame comments about getting "upset".

Troll needs to go back and do Internetz 101 and learn the meaning of LOL, LMAO, & ROFL

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Anonymous said...

9:54 AM - LOL, you are one silly and transparent troll projection your fangirl "Jake could date me" idiocy :)

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Anonymous said...

What relationship, 9:58 AM? Do tell! lol

Anonymous said...

LOL you are such fun.

Anonymous said...

Poor trolls and babblers, this showmance is such disappointment for them, fakers were too lazy to pose for paparazzi and pretend they were together for birthdays and holidays :)

Anonymous said...

The Beard and The Bodyguard
BlindGossip – You may be wondering what the real story is with this superstar couple. While they certainly make a good-looking pair, it does seem a little unlikely that they would have hooked up on their own. The truth is that she is just the latest in a series of beards for him. The arrangement helps both of their careers, and they are happy to go along with it for the sake of PR. We think that our musically-inclined girl may secretly be a Whitney Houston fan, because while she can’t quite match Whitney’s voice, she can certainly take a dating cue from one of her films. She dates the famous actor in public, but in private, it’s all about The Bodyguard.

blindgossip

Jake and Taylor?

Taylor's bodyguard pic

Anonymous said...

Jake and Taylor?

Their showmance fits clues.

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Anonymous said...

Troll, please take your medications. Thanks.

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Anonymous said...

LOL, what relationship??? Jake's showmance isn't a relationship, that's a business deal.

Hollywood PR jokes said...

He’s one of the hottest studs in Hollywood, and rumor has it that Zac Efron has taken a liking to actress Rumer Willis.

According to a report, the “High School Musical” hunk and the “House Bunny” babe were recently spotted flirting up a storm while on vacation at Parrot Island.

Of course, Mr. Efron’s camp will only say that Zac and Rumer are “just friends,” and since nothing is confirmed, this is still very much mere speculation. Although the fact that Zac recently split with his longtime love Vanessa Hudgens while Miss Willis also parted ways with Micah Alberti does bring up some serious questions.

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/zac-efron/zac-efron-and-rumer-willis-relationship-rumors-452907

destiny said...

I think LAOD was heavily marketed to the 20-something crowd, the screening I went to was via an invite through a university network, and was full of college-aged kids. I think Jake and his people thought bearding with Swifty would help bring in the young girls, and of course Swifty was promoting her new CD.

We all know Jake's people are dumb as dirt when it comes to promoting him, while Taylor's are considered some of the best in the business. If this whole sorry showmance really is over, I'd put good money on it being Swifty who pulled the plug.

destiny said...

Interesting quote from Franco in EW, keep them guessing. Also interesting about paying more fro PR if you beard--talk about an incentive to push your client to do it.

Jake's PR said...

We all know Jake's people are dumb as dirt when it comes to promoting him

Hey, do you have any idea how hard it is to find popular female celebrities willing to beard?

destiny said...

Jake' PR, I almost pity you after the whole Taylor disaster, Jake is really going to have trouble finding blonde A-list stars now. ;)

Anonymous said...

"when she wraps her world tour."

At the end of her world tour? When is it scheduled to end? How convenient. LMAO. Is this the shortest, least convincing bearding campaign in HW history?

Anonymous said...

I remember reading that her world tour is going to be a year long. So they are so smitten they couldn't find time to see each other over the holidays (even though Jake isn't working), but they're going to try and see each other when she's on the other side of the world. And she has to wait a year before they can get away together? Couldn't they come up with some better fiction? I really hope this showmance is over. This one makes him look worse than Reeke did.

Anonymous said...

From Twitter yesterday:
elysiaegal Dunno if this has broken yet (or if anyone cares) but Jake Gyllenhal dumped Taylor Swift - was using her to promote his movie. Douche!

Confirmed by People:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20454920,00

How did this tweeter know? She is from NY, does she know anyone on hid PR team like Carrie? Interesting that she says he use he to promote his movie, of course that won't be mentioned in the rags but it was obvious he was. She didn't need him to sell her CD, her fans were already buying it before they started "dating".

That whole photo op was set up by Jake and his team and don't say it wasn't because Maggie and Ramona were involved.

I bet it was Taylor and her team that pulled the plug, they are more aggressive and proactive than Jake and Reese's team.

It makes Jake look really shitty and i don't even like Swift.

Anonymous said...

That tweet was probably only the tweeters opinion, that Jake allegedly used Swift.

I tend to believe that it was Jake who ended it.

Anonymous said...

Either way, whether it was dating or bearding, Jake probably saw that this pairing was not liked, he probably wasn't sure himself about her. Hence ended it.

Anonymous said...

People magazine is saying they are OVAH!!! I wonder if Jake's team has already another PR victim, er...girlfriend for Toothy

Anonymous said...

I bet they do, how about a "civilian" this time? It's not Jake's type but he should get someone not in the biz. It could be one of the reasons he has been hanging out in Brooklyn so much.

How about a nice Jewish girl.

Anonymous said...

I guess Taylor didn't agree to the terms of the bearding contract.

Anonymous said...

I bet next beard is going to be the definitive one. Soon Jake is going to find his own Kelly Preston,you'll see.

Duncan Jones said...

Duncan Jones and Source Code gets a double-page spread in the new February issue of Empire. In the article, Duncan gets enthusiastically vocal about his leading man Jake Gyllenhaal: 'Jake is a funny Motherf*****r... And handsome. And strong. And I'm very jealous of him!'

'I was trying my usual thing of trying to squeeze him into Mute... He was like, 'Yeah, yeah! Now what about this thing?''

Source: WDW

Anonymous said...

MUTE souds like it could be an amazing film. If Jake is lucky Jonze really will cast him in it. We'll see.

Anonymous said...

So I guess he's not taking her to Dubai for that luxurious vacation...

Anonymous said...

The gossip rags will probably say that Jake was too distraught over Reese's engagement and broke it off with Taylor because he still wasn't over Reese yet.

Anonymous said...

Us says to read all about the split in their issus on newstands Wednesday. So not only did Jake and his team set up the photo-ops in Brooklyn with his sister and niece but his team let them know weeks in advance about the break-up.

I'm surprised People broke the story first.

As far as Taylor is concerened, "dating" for a few months is about right for her, she only "dated" Lautner for about 3 months and Jonas about 4 and those couplings were actually popular.

I kew something was up with that fake helicopter story X17 posted last month, I bet they will say Jake didn't like the "publicity" and wanted privacy, LOL!!

Next time Jake, don't "date" one of th most popular singers in the US!

Anonymous said...

"People Magazine is saying they are OVAH!"

"sigh" What are they offering up as an excuse this time?

Anonymous said...

Michelle W. planning to live in Toronto.:

“You know, when I made Take This Waltz, we were looking in windows of real estate offices and I thought, ‘This is a place I could live. I've got a place where I feel at home,’ “ Williams said.

“Yes, Toronto, I’ll be seeing more of you."


http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/movies/article/916037--michelle-williams-is-happy-being-blue

Anonymous said...

Ryan Gosling has a home in Toronto too. He used to be more in Toronto while he was dating Rachel McAdams than he was in L.A.

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked that Jake's PR actually took public consensus into consideration. 98% of the internet talk called the pairing fake, creepy or odd. At least they ended the showmance before he totally blew whatever good image he has. Also, Reese's engagement makes Jake look bad. He dated Reese for 2 1/2 years and there were all these stories about how Jake wanted to get married and settle down and Reese didn't want to. She not only started publically dating her new boyfriend a month after they publically broke up, but she's now engaged less than a year after publically dating him. Won't middle America house fraus and Reese fangirls assume there must have been something wrong with Jake if Reese didn't want to marry him.

TAY-TAY!! said...

C'mon Girl!! We need that break up song like yesterday! lol!

BTW, Ryan was just here in Toronto over the Christmas holidays

Anonymous said...

BTW, Ryan was just here in Toronto over the Christmas holidays

I know.

I wonder where Michelle and Matilda spent Christmas? Michelle did say she won't be spending it with her mom or Heath's family.

R & M development continues to be interesting. I just think they'd fit perfectly.

Anonymous said...

Tomorrow's new US Weekly has a cover story on Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock. But on the lower right hand site, there's a photo of Taylor and Jake saying "Burned By Jake"

Anonymous said...

^^Also did you see how they "denied" dating each other? Please! ;)

Anonymous said...

Gosling lives in Silverlake, he has a place there and lived there with McAdams.

7:19 PM said...

Sorry, was talking about R & M.

Anonymous said...

Gosling lives in Silverlake, he has a place there and lived there with McAdams.

Yes, but they spent a lot of time in Canada too. Ryan's family still lives there.

Anonymous said...

But on the lower right hand site, there's a photo of Taylor and Jake saying "Burned By Jake"

Ouch! Jake, what did you get yourself into? Completely unnecessary attention and bad for your image that whole thing with TS.

John Mayer said...

Jake? I love you man!

US Weekly said...

Damn!

We were hoping for photos of Jake, Taylor, her bestie Selena Gomez and her beau Justin Bieber all going on a picnic :( We had the field all picked out!

Anonymous said...

LOL!! Didn't the jautaloons at one time think that he was Jake?

http://thegossipboy01.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

LOL!! Didn't the jautaloons at one time think that he was Jake?

http://thegossipboy01.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Damn!

We were hoping for photos of Jake, Taylor, her bestie Selena Gomez and her beau Justin Bieber all going on a picnic :( We had the field all picked out!


LOL the only one wishing for that was PrairieGirl! She's been keeping tabs on all the teen magazines waiting for that story.

Anonymous said...

^ Jack, the troll, is always dragging under posters into his comments. He must be a real sicko.

Anonymous said...

^ "other" posters (Sorry)

destiny said...

I think Taylor did the dumping, Jake's people are too dumb and too stubborn to do it. Jake would rather have lots of negative attention than having people talking about him being gay.

Not only the negative reactions, but the story about Toothy supposedly picking up men in the alley, that couldn't have gone over well.

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Anonymous said...

Over and out. Such bullcrap.

http://news.bostonherald.com/track/star_tracks/view/20110105taylor_swift_and_jake_gyllenhaal_call_it_quits/srvc=home&position=also

Anonymous said...

How can it be over when it was never real in the first place. Whatever. Good riddance.

People Magazine said...

Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal Break Up: Source

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are starting 2011 single.
"They're over," a source tells PEOPLE about the short-lived relationship. "It ended last month."
No reason was given for a split, and the stars reps didn't have immediate comment, but the two spent the holidays – and their birthdays – apart.
Swift, 21, rang in 2011 in Nashville, solo, at a party, while Gyllenhaal, 30, was in New York, where he attended a closing party for Broadway's Fela! on Jan. 2. While in the Big Apple, Gyllenhaal was also spotted dining with his mother at the Spotted Pig.
After spending Thanksgiving weekend together, the two were last seen publicly together on Dec. 9 in Los Angeles.
Gyllenhaal and Swift were first spotted together in October backstage at Saturday Night Live – followed by a brunch in Brooklyn.

People

US weekly said...

Taylor and Jake: Why They Split

So what rhymes with Gyllenhaal?
Taylor Swift, 21, may be hard at work penning her next break-up ballad -- sources confirm to UsMagazine.com that she and Jake Gyllenhaal, 30, have ended their brief romance.
"Jake reached out to her and started all of this, but now he’s not acting as interested," a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands Wednesday).
The previously inseparable pair called it quits just before New Year's Eve, then rang in 2011 separately.
"He said he wasn't feeling it anymore and was uncomfortable with all the attention they got," says the insider of the just over two-month romance. "He also said he could feel the age difference. Taylor is really upset. We told her not to move so fast with this but she didn't listen."
Explains a Gyllenhaal insider, “Jake cares about her, but [the publicity] was a lot for him. He wants to keep his private life private, and that’s hard to do dating Taylor.”
For more on the big split, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Wednesday!

US Weekly

Anonymous said...

Either way, whether it was dating or bearding...

Dating??? Everyone with a brain knows that those fakers were faking.

Anonymous said...

The previously inseparable pair...

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

...and was uncomfortable with all the attention they got

LMAO. They didn't think about that when they whored themselves out to US Fakely for phony staged photos, along with Maggie & Ramona.

Anonymous said...

Poor insectoid Tay Tay, she's not THE ONE anymore. (LOL)

Anonymous said...

I think Taylor did the dumping, Jake's people are too dumb and too stubborn to do it.

Jake bearded with boring, dumb and bitchy Reese Witherspoon for 2 years so I tend to agree that Swift decided to look for another gay celebrity.

Anonymous said...

Rumours of a split have been doing the rounds, with some outlets reporting that Jake's mother believed Taylor was too young to be in a serious relationship with her 30-year-old son.

Gawd! Taylor looks more grown-up than mommy's boy Jake lol.

Linky

Anonymous said...

Interesting that she says he use he to promote his movie, of course that won't be mentioned in the rags but it was obvious he was. She didn't need him to sell her CD, her fans were already buying it before they started "dating".

Nonsense.

Jake isn't the first celebrity Taylor Swift used to get publicity and sell CDs.

Anonymous said...

Interesting that she says he use he to promote his movie

H E L L O - The guy is closeted and needed a beard.

Anonymous said...

Interesting that she says he use he to promote his movie

That person is either Swift fan or stupid fangirl who doesn't see Swift's obvious publicity whoring.

British tabloids said...

"Jake's mum: 'Taylor isn't right for my son!' "

Look Magazine scan

Anonymous said...

There will be 10 different made up "explanations" why showmance didn't work, lol.

Anonymous said...

Look Magazine scan

"Gorgeous couple", "future mother-in-law", Naomi decides who Jake dates, ... idiots write fiction for idiots.

Anonymous said...

"Jake's mum: 'Taylor isn't right for my son!' "

How nice, 30-year old man needs mum's approval for "dating".

Anonymous said...

Jake needs mum's and sister's "approval", lol.

Jake: "That's the way my sister feels about me in every aspect of my life – my work, my relationships. Women have to pass her test. That's very hard for girlfriends. But I love that about Maggie."

celebitchy said...

Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal have already broken up!

That didn’t take long, did it? People Magazine - PEOPLE MAG - is declaring Gaylord Jwifty/Jaylor/Whatever OVER. Meaning that it’s totally over if People Magazine is confirming that crap. They were together maybe two months, at most, although People’s source (likely Jake’s publicist) claims that the relationship “ended last month”. It was last month, mind you, that we were getting glowing reports about how Jake and Swifty and moved heaven and earth to be together for every occasion. Perhaps their relationship’s coffee sponsorship fell through, and they just decided to chuck the relationship? Perhaps Swifty was tired of Jake shrieking “GROSS!” when she tried to get him to touch her boob. Perhaps Swifty is still hung up on John Mayer’s white supremacist dong. All are solid possibilities...
Yeah… here’s my theory: Jake’s PR team arranged the Swift relationship for him so that he could have a “girlfriend” for the promotion of Love & Other Drugs. I think Jake’s PR team worries about the gay rumors, too, and they thought (wrongly) that if they set him up with America’s Sweetheart, everyone would love it. The problem was that the relationship made Jake look like a skeezy jailbait-lover AT BEST, and at worst, even gayer than before, and in desperate need of a quality beard. Also, Swifty didn’t help matters either because she was also promoting her album (coincidence!), which is full of her completely normal, immature, 21-going-on-12 lyrics, including a song about John Mayer dicking her over. She looks AT BEST like a girl who pretends to be a pretty princess while getting boned by pond scum, and AT WORST… well, same difference.
Oh, and Swifty’s song about this debacle is going to be EPIC. I imagine it will be called “Dear Gaylord Pretty Pony Jag”.
UPDATE: Us Weekly must have gotten the call from Jake’s publicist too, because they just threw up another confirmation of the breakup, which apparently happened “just before New Year‘s Eve.” According to their sources, “Jake reached out to her and started all of this, but now he’s not acting as interested… He said he wasn’t feeling it anymore and was uncomfortable with all the attention they got… He also said he could feel the age difference. Taylor is really upset. We told her not to move so fast with this but she didn’t listen…Jake cares about her, but [the publicity] was a lot for him. He wants to keep his private life private, and that’s hard to do dating Taylor.” Yes, Jake is SO private. That’s why he and his publicist arranged for those “paparazzi” shots of Jake and Swifty wandering around New York together. That’s why his publicist dropped pieces into Us Weekly and People Magazine about Jake and Swifty’s dates. Because Jake is so private. Ugh, I kind of hate him now.

http://www.celebitchy.com/133801/taylor_swift_jake_gyllenhaal_have_already_broken_up/

Anonymous said...

People magazine is saying they are OVAH!!!

Trolls will be devastated :)

D-listed said...

As The Lyrics About Lattes & Apples Pour Out Of Taylor Swift's Heart
Damn, Jakey Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift must've had one of those short-term leases, because People reports that the love affair that launched a million steam wands into oceans of milk IS OVER!!!!! You know there's something wrong in the air when even arranged fake love affairs end up slipping into the storm drain of infinite loneliness. Fun fact: That is an actual lyric from the song Taylor Swift is writing right now on her lemon-scented notebook in the living club house Jake made for her using sofa cushions and lace tablecloths.
A source didn't give a reason for why the Dick and Jane of our time broke up, but they did say it ended last month. Their reps had nothing to say about this mess.
But I doubt they've seen the last of each other. They will make strawberry tarts in the shape of hearts together soon. It will probably be in rehab where they'll both be getting treatment for the fucking caffeine addiction they developed while carrying on with their charade of a relationship. Seriously, coffee stock is totally in the shit hole now.
UPDATE: UsWeekly has it on good authority that these two Care Bearlings broke up, because Jake hated the spotlight on their relationship and now Taylor is crying into her purple ruffled pillow sham. Cut to the source: "He said he wasn't feeling it anymore and was uncomfortable with all the attention they got. He also said he could feel the age difference. Taylor is really upset. We told her not to move so fast with this but she didn't listen." The song is writing itself.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/40274

Anonymous said...

It will probably be in rehab where they'll both be getting treatment for the fucking caffeine addiction they developed while carrying on with their charade of a relationship. Seriously, coffee stock is totally in the shit hole now.

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Trolls will be devastated :)

gasbags are flicking their clits with delight

Anonymous said...

^^^ Yes, troll is pissed off because beautiful romance between gay closeted A-list actor and dumb publicity whore is over :)

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Swifty was tired of Jake shrieking “GROSS!” when she tried to get him to touch her boob.

Someday Jake, when you're out and cool with yourself, re-enact this on SNL.

I'd WALK to NYC from the UK to see this.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Jake is SO private. That’s why he and his publicist arranged for those “paparazzi” shots of Jake and Swifty wandering around New York together. That’s why his publicist dropped pieces into Us Weekly and People Magazine about Jake and Swifty’s dates. Because Jake is so private. Ugh, I kind of hate him now.

Jake and his PR are idiots.

Anonymous said...

gasbags are flicking their clits with delight

Are you a sadist?

That would fucking HURT!

Have you tried flicking a poly cup across a table?

Anonymous said...

Ted's already on the case...

Shocker! Splitsville last month.

So what went wrong? And is there any bad blood?

TWITTER: Follow Ted and Taryn

While friends are mum on what officially ended the romance, insiders close to the former couple insist both parties are separately "very happy."

Taylor will be at the People's Choice Awards tomorrow, and we're told she is focused and working hard as usual.

Same goes for Gyllenhaal.

With the Golden Globes less than two weeks out, Jake has his eyes on that golden prize (which, by the way, we totally think he could and should win).

The duo was last scene together in early December and spent both their birthdays and holidays apart.

We're assuming the breakup was pretty amicable, but we'll have to wait until Taylor's next album comes out. Right? That girl can be pretty unpredictable. Why we like her!

If we hear a track named Brokeback Bastard we'll take that as a sign everything wasn't as smooth as we're being told.



Read more: http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b218853_shocker_taylor_swift_jake_gyllenhaal.html#ixzz1AAEW6i2Y

Anonymous said...

The duo was last scene together in early December

Love the apparent typo which is a hint at a film 'scene', aka acting.

And that ref to Brokeback Bastard, classic!

Anonymous said...

7:33 silly hag living in a trailer

Anonymous said...

That's a bit harsh, mother.

Life in a trailer might be very nice.

Beats life in a closet, eh?

Anonymous said...

Have you tried flicking a poly cup across a table?

What's a poly cup? Is that a European thing?

Anonymous said...

Polystyrene.

Have you not discovered fire in the US yet?

;)

Gemma Ward said...

Sienna Miller and Gemma Ward are expected to join fans of the late actor Heath Ledger at a tribute to the star in Perth this February.

Heath: A Night Under the Stars Celebrating One of Its Finest, will showcase Ledger's Oscar-winning performance in The Dark Knight, and the event has been endorsed by Ledger's family.

"We the Ledger family confirm our approval and endorsement for the one time only Heath tribute night and are pleased donations from the proceeds will benefit Telethon, His Majesty's Theatre Foundation & Australians in Film," Ledger's father Kim told organisers.



The event, which organisers promise will include some surprises, will feature a special guest appearance by his actress friend Miller, who co-starred with Ledger in the romantic Casanova.

Former supermodel and now actress Ward, who was romantically linked to Ledger, is also set to appear at the event on February 12 at the outdoor cinema Movies by Burswood next to Perth's Swan River.

More than 1200 people are expected to attend, including friends and family of Ledger. Tickets are also available for fans, at $30 for general admission and VIP double passes at $160.

An after party will take place at the stylish Minq bar at the Burswood Entertainment Complex.

Proceeds from the event will go to His Majesty's Theatre Foundation, Australians in Film and Telethon.


http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/54819985.html

Anonymous said...

Oh I forget, you're all into paper aren't you, card.

Well, try it with a card cup, same applies.

Ping! OWWWWWWW!

Anonymous said...

Trolls will be devastated :)

Serves them right :)

Anonymous said...

The babblers now agree that Jake didn't like all of the publicity from his "relationship" with Swifty because he's so private!! Is that why he posed for that gag-inducing photo shoot? What he didn't like was all of the negative publicity that this pairing generated. If the publicity had been favorable, we'd be in for another 2 1/2 years of swylling.

Anonymous said...

The babblers now agree that Jake didn't like all of the publicity from his "relationship" with Swifty because he's so private!!

Babblers didn't disappoint - still stupid as shit! lol

US weekly cover said...

"Taylor Swift Burned by Jake"

US Weekly cover

Anonymous said...

"Taylor Swift Burned by Jake"

Taylor Swift is so predictable and boring.

Anonymous said...

The babblers hated Taylor, i lurk over there and the only "support" it got was that it's his business or that it will be short-lived. Most never commented and never posted the stupid rag fanfic. There were a few that just stated that they hated them together so I bet they are over the moon including UV, but her response is muted on the blog .

They happily posted every tweet and FB sigthing of Jake in NY solo proof that he wasn't with her.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see who they choose for the next beard. Jake and his handlers are completely clueless. I can't believe any of them thought Swyll would be a good idea.

Anonymous said...

The babblers hated Taylor

There is nothing to like about Taylor Swift, but why did babblers hate Jake's "girlfriend"? Bad fans! lmao

Anonymous said...

The babblers are starting to see chinks in Jake's armor and they are trying desperately to ignore it. The have an insane indealized image of Jake that is as far from the reality as possible.

Anonymous said...

Juat trying to correct the poster that keeps saying the babblers are upset about the "break-up" when nothing could be further from the truth.

Swift was too young, too immature and hung out with Disney actors and writes cheesey songs after she breaks up with her BF after dating 2 - 4 months are some of the reasons they hate her, LOL!

I noticed most never commented and they never posted any of the rag garbage and the fat that they gleefully posted all the Jake solo sightings speaks volumns.

I peeked over at WDW where Kate poated every single Reeke pic even more than GB and nothing on Taylor, the most that Kate could muster was that she liked one of the hats Taylor was wearing!

Most posters were mum on the suject a few said that they were jealous of Taylor and some said they hated them together.

IHJ took awhile to post the Us scan so I'm sure all above are thrilled Corny country girl is gone.

But shame on Jake for getting Maggie and Ramona involved in that silly photoshoot. I bet the next "GF" will be a non-celeb which will upset dumb Jake because he likes when the women are more famous than him but after the Us story about privacy he won't have much of a choice.

Anonymous said...

GB, IHJ and WDW and even OMG put Jake on a pedastal. He can do no wrong. I hate when OMG goes on bashing the women in this, like it's all their "fault", some over there even think that Taylor's team was responsible for the Brooklyn photoshoot which is ridiculous.

And if Taylor's team didn't pull the plug it would still be going on because we all know Jake and his team are too dumb.

Anonymous said...

Who's saying that the babblers are upset about the break-up? I don't see any comments saying that. Of course they're thrilled that Swyll is over. They hated the relationship but they couldn't say anything negative about it. Their cult bible requires that they always agree with Jake and support him no matter what he does.

Anonymous said...

some over there even think that Taylor's team was responsible for the Brooklyn photoshoot which is ridiculous

Nothing ridiculous about that, Taylor's team was selling "dating A-list actor" bullshit and you can bet that they were happy to use Maggie and Jake's family for marketing.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit. If that was the case the photoshoot would have taken place in Nashville. A-list actor my ass, Jake wishes he were.

The photoshoot took place in Park slope where Maggie, Peter, Ramona and his Mom live. Nobody put a gun to their heads, yeah Taylor showed up for it and her team was more than happy to set it up. Doesn't Jake's rep Carrie live in NY and didn't X17 say that Jake called the paps for that photoshoot when he complained about the paps in L.A. last month.

Take off you blindfold fangirl, Jake is a phony tool.

Anonymous said...

A list actors don't set up cheesey photo shoots involving thier sister and niece.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit. If that was the case the photoshoot would have taken place in Nashville. A-list actor my ass, Jake wishes he were.

Hello, we are talking about SHOWMANCE FICTION - read Us Weekly, they made a point of Swift "dating A-list movie star".

Photoshoot in Nashville? Why? Taylor Swift doesn't have celebrities in her family.

Anonymous said...

The best part of the Swift/Jake relationship was that it made everyone realize that showmances do exist and that Jake is a willing party to them. It should make a lot of the Reeke believers question that relationship also. The way it ended and the speed at which Reese hooked up with a new man and got engaged should make the phoniness of Reeke all that more apparent.

Anonymous said...

A list actors don't set up cheesey photo shoots involving thier sister and niece.

Yes, they do - Tom Cruise.

Lamey said...

Jakey cuts and runs

Both People and Us Weekly reported late yesterday that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are over, that it ended before Christmas. In other words, he pulled a cut and run. Which makes it worse than a publicity stunt.
Jakey cut and ran because he was put off by the attention, by how quickly we/they encroached, by how much heat his hookup with Swifty suddenly attracted. So. He bailed. Because he was embarrassed. Because he has no balls. Because he’s totally Blaine from Pretty in Pink (second reference of the day, huzzah!) and all the gossips in the world represent James Spader and that, my friends, will be the title of Taylor Swift’s song for Jake: What About Prom?!
I called you three times and left messages.
I waited for you in the parking lot.
What about prom, Blaine.
No, what about prom.
What. About. PROM!!!
I wanna hear you say it.
You’re ashamed to be seen with me!
You know, Jake has never been on my Freebie Five. I always, always put it off, no matter how hot, even after that cute as f-ck Russian video. Maybe quiver can smell weakness subconsciously.

Lainey

Anonymous said...

Jake is a wuss and a tool. What other actor in his position would say that his girlfriends need "approval" from his sister? And those are his own words from an interview.

Jake's Mom once said that the whole family has been in and out of therapy for years, it looks like it hasn't helped Jake.

PS: That rag posted aboyve from the UK, Look may be on to something, Reese and Naomi are still friended on their FB's !!!!

Of course Jake is willing, he's desperate.

Cruise is A list and crazy, maybe that is a good comparison to Jake.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone feel acute embarrassment for Jake over these obvious buttery fauxmances and the lengths these people go to (the amount of convincing they feel they have to do)?

I mean, even over the irritation you might feel for him?

Anonymous said...

10:53 AM - stop trying to sell "Naomi and Reese are friends" bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Lainey - God, that woman is pathetic.

Ur Daily Dose of DL said...

DataLounge post by a (claiming to be) PR person:

Since I used to work in PR, I was fascinated by the fake stories planted about Jake giving her expensive presents. Those things were coming out of her camp. Complete misreading of his treehugger image.

As a PR maven, up until now, I had to give him kudos for some subtlety with the way the Reese Witherspoon "showmance" was introduced. Of course once it was out there things changed, but at first, it was subtle. Jake's people were nkow for the light touch. Until now.

It wasn't just internet bloggers and delusional fangurls fantasizing. It was TV shows like E! Access, and a few others.

I'd bet Jake's fans are glad he dumped her so fast. Professionally speaking, her PR people look bad. Private jets and diamond bracelets are the kinds of things rock stars and wannabes are into. Jake's arugula and granola.

BTW: Gwyneth rode this showmance for some mileage as she promoted her reincarnation as a country singer. She admits getting them together(!)even said Taylor, "has a "friendship" with my husband." Which gave me pause.

There was talk of Taylor sharing her dressing room with Gwyn at the awards show where she sang. But when Taylor later embellished, by saying she looks at Goop as an "older sister" I think their 'friendship' cooled. LOL!

To complete my analysis, from a PR point of view, this whole thing was a mess. If I had to rate it, in terms of the general public, Taylor came out looking worse than Jake, but that ain't sayin' much. The upside is that it's only a two or three day story.

I will credit Taylor's marketing people (a bit different from PR)with taking someone of such limited...'talent' and really making her a huge world-wide brand. It really is Taylor, Inc.

by: Reese's Chin reply 88 01/05/2011 @ 08:29AM

PR for dummies said...

How to counterattack bad publicity? Releasing today pap pics from Dec 27th of Jake doing charity work:

Candids of Jake Gyllenhaal leaving the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Hospital in New York City on December 27th.
link

Anonymous said...

Does anyone feel acute embarrassment for Jake over these obvious buttery fauxmances and the lengths these people go to (the amount of convincing they feel they have to do)?

Not really.

I feel acute embarrassment for media (not rags) which is happy to insult everyone's intelligence and sell obvious PR shit as "entertainment news".

Anonymous said...

Have to say that I disagree about Taylor coming our looking worse than Jake. Jake looks like a pathetic and creepy wuss. She's the much younger almost child-like ex-girlfriend that he inapproriately took advantage of.

Anonymous said...

No amount of charity work can help Jake now. His image is forever tarnished and he's just not that likeable any more. He reached his peak with BBM and he mishandled the fame that could have carried him to much greater heights.

Anonymous said...

People magazine is saying they are OVAH!!!

Trolls will be devastated :)

^^ you think the babblers will feel like "Jake is gay and lying to US" stalkers felt when Austin started talking about loving and having sex with Sophia?

I do think this bust some bubbles.

The regulars at OMG were devistated. They came up with all kinds of conspiracy theories.

Anonymous said...

The regulars at OMG were devistated. They came up with all kinds of conspiracy theories.


That was halarious. Very funny

Anonymous said...

11:12am, I think Taylor looks like a permiscuous whore. She dates too many men and too often.
Then smiles for the cameras.

Her crew needs to put the brakes on her.

Don't know if she's giving it up or just want to play hide and seek.

Anonymous said...

11:39 AM - silly troll, LOL.

Babblers like you need Jake to have "girlfriends" to pretend he's straight and I'm sure you are pissed off to see that bearding didn't work :)

Anonymous said...

Over? Well, that was quick and pathetic!

Anonymous said...

11:12am, I think Taylor looks like a permiscuous whore.

She doesn't because she's boring as Hell, keeps her clothes on and makes sure to fake "good girl" public image.

Anonymous said...

I'm just shaking my head here. :( lol These things are pathetic. I've tried to keep mum in deference to our Jake, but ...

Anonymous said...

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal: For Real or for Publicity?
Five Couples Who've Come Together at Convenient Times in Their Careers

'Twas a love story that was, perhaps, pure fiction.
Taylor Swift, 21, and Jake Gyllenhaal, 30, have reportedly ended their month-long "relationship" -- in quotes because their romance appeared to consist of little more than meet-ups over coffee and neither of their reps ever confirmed the two were actually dating.
Swiftenhaal came to be when she had an album to hawk ("Speak Now") and he had a movie to promote ("Love and Other Drugs"). Is it a coincidence that their partnership fell apart as soon as the media moved on to other matters? Maybe not.
The history of Hollywood hookups is rife with examples of couples who came together -- or at least let relationship rumors linger -- at convenient times in their careers:

(Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler
Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt)

abcnews

Anonymous said...

This was obviously just going through the PR motions. :( Why do they have to do this? I would say that it had the opposite effect.

Lamey said...

Reese, Jake, Jim, and January 4th

It was January 4th yesterday.
Reese Witherspoon, her engagement ring, and her fiancé Jim Toth hit up the Laker game, seated next to Jeffrey Katzenberg. They were cheerful and engaging and she clapped and smiled a lot and waved that diamond around like you’re supposed to when you receive a diamond that size. And it’s just a fun thing to do I guess when your ex-boyfriend f-cks up with country’s angel.
Curiously, on January 4th, 2009, Reese was also at the Laker game. On the exact same day, in the exact same seats, different date: Jake Gyllenhaal. They were cheerful and engaging and she clapped and they kissed, very publicly.
There are many people – I am one of them – who believe in the power of dates and coincidences and energies and sh-t. My mother the Squawking Chicken especially. Only she’s wise enough to know what all of it actually means. It definitely means something.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Reese_Witherspoon_and_Jim_Toth_at_Lakers_game_like_she_was_with_Jake_Gyllenhaal_on_the_same_date_05j.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

destiny said...

Gee, trolls attacking OMG, as if everyone over there posts in lock-step. It's not GB, me and Tom, for starters, do not buy into your twisted vision of what OMG is all about.

I saw Part I of the off-Broadway production of Angels in America last night. Great production, and seeing it in a small theater it had even more impact on me than it did when I saw the original production. The acting was good, and Zachary Quinto in particular is really good and compelling to watch, a fearless performance. He definitely has what it takes to be a stage actor.

Anonymous said...

I don't know who is more pathetic between reese and jake.

reese use the "mature" toy boy engagment coincidently after her major flop

and jake use the childish teans star for a movie promo.

Both are shameless!

Anonymous said...

I'd love to see ZQ. :)

Anonymous said...

"This was obviously just going through the PR motions. :( Why do they have to do this? I would say that it had the opposite effect."

ask Jake!

really it's embarassing now to make believe he has no word on PR action! jake does that cause he want to do that, nobody force him!

maybe he has serious psychologic issues wanting his image asociated with a "little" girl",the poor guy suffer from peter pan syndrome
I think

destiny said...

Reese looks positively giddy in the Lakers photos. Yes, I'm sure she's getting in her digs at Jake, but I do think her relationship with Toth might be the real deal.

Anonymous said...

I also think the relationship with Toth is real and that it started months before we heard the news of the "break-up" between her and Jake. That was the problem with the fauxmance from the beginning. There was no doubt that Reese would eventually meet someone with whom she wanted to have a real relationship. Now she looks like a happy mature woman ready to enter the next phase of her life while Jake looks like the immature boy she dumped.

destiny said...

Now she looks like a happy mature woman ready to enter the next phase of her life while Jake looks like the immature boy she dumped.

ITA.

Anonymous said...

Reese looks positively giddy in the Lakers photos.

She's a professional posing for good engagement ring pictures.

Anonymous said...

Jake doesn't look like the immature boy, he IS an immature boy no doubt and that'the problem.
His way of refering constantly to his mum and sister isn't normal for a guy of 30!

no matter what you thought about the relation between him and reese, he looked like her third child and not a man able to raise a family!!
it's the reason why it'n not credible to imagine him having one on his own. he is still the little boy under the familial influence. He isn't an adult, everthing speak childish in his behaviour in interview or real life!

just my two cents!

Anonymous said...

Reese looks positively giddy in the Lakers photos.

LMAO!!!

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