Saturday 5 September 2009

What If G.I. Joe Were Gay?

G.I. Joe is like watching fireworks with a blindfold on: it's deafening and you feel under attack. The story makes no sense — why does the Eiffel Tower topple over after being covered in sparkling slime? And worst of all: Sienna Miller and Channing Tatum, a charismatic guy whom The New York Times once compared to Marlon Brando, have the chemistry of two ice cubes. As my mind wandered, I started to imagine ways for the director to have reinvented the franchise for the 21st century. What if the G in G.I. Joe didn't just stand for "government"? What if it also stood for "gay"?

To many G.I. Joe fans, who grew up collecting the action figures, this might be blasphemy. Who cares? The best summer action movies — The Bourne Identity, The Dark Knight — always come with tortured heroes who carry around deep secrets. Imagine the dramatic possibilities! For starters, we could ditch Sienna Miller, which would be a big improvement right from the start. Duke's (Tatum) new love interest would be a male soldier. The movie would even strike a note of social relevance, given that our troops still adhere to "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" (i.e., Duke couldn't blab about his love life to any of his friends).

Hollywood likes to cast gay characters in supporting roles, as background scenery, but they still don't anchor movies that often. You can understand the cold feet: the movie business is about selling tickets to teenage boys, and even Brüno tanked. This week, there was a storm of protest online when Robert Downey Jr. suggested his onscreen Sherlock Holmes — scheduled to hit theater screens on Christmas — might have had a gay fling with Watson (Jude Law). Gawker described the "full blown gay panic" from conservative film critic Michael Medved. "Who is going to watch Downey Jr. and Law make out?" he asked. "I don't think it would be appealing to women. Straight men don't want to see it."

Medved's off base — the Sherlock Holmes screenplay doesn't even feature a male kiss, and action heroes have been a little gay since the beginning of the genre. Look at Superman's revealing red tights. Or Batman's "friendship" with Robin. James Bond is such a good dresser, he might as well be gay (at one point, Rupert Everett even wanted to star as a gay James Bond). So maybe it's just a matter of time before we see our first openly gay action hero. At 2 a.m., I'd wasted enough of my time on G.I. Joe. But before I fled, I wanted to check in on an elderly woman who had come to see the movie alone. She looked shellshocked in the lobby, but it turned out that she was only crying tears of joy. Apparently, she couldn't wait for the sequel.

I started to back away, but it was so late that I didn't think it would hurt if I sprang my idea on her. What if, in the next movie, G.I. Joe were gay? Would she still buy a ticket? Her face lit up. "Absolutely!" she said. "Just because you're gay doesn't mean you're not powerful."

Source: Newsweek, What If G.I. Joe Were Gay?

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Jackie said...

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G.I. Joe said...

But before I fled, I wanted to check in on an elderly woman who had come to see the movie alone. She looked shellshocked in the lobby, but it turned out that she was only crying tears of joy. Apparently, she couldn't wait for the sequel.

LOL

I started to back away, but it was so late that I didn't think it would hurt if I sprang my idea on her. What if, in the next movie, G.I. Joe were gay? Would she still buy a ticket? Her face lit up. "Absolutely!" she said. "Just because you're gay doesn't mean you're not powerful."

Aww, that's nice :)

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Michelle looking at that woman at the festival:
lesbian vibes?


Et tu, Michelle? :)

Anonymous said...

I just remembered how she asked Jake and Heath to make out off camera and to hold each other after making out. LOL.

One more reason to like Michelle.

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
Why is Jake Gyllenhaal looking so bad and angry lately? He looks as if he is sad about something or feeling jealous.
—Robbie

Dear Duh:
Yeah, it's this thing called a career.


Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile Sean Penn? He seems sleazy enough. Also has Sienna "Devout Member of the Sisterhood of Women" Miller ever been a BV?
—Couchguru

Dear No Skank-dar:
Penn a fagola? Is that why he dives into every skirt, whether he's married or not, he can get his inebriated fingers on? Wow. Most impressive front I've ever seen. And why should Sienna be a Vice star? She lives her greasiness all out in the open!


Dear Ted:
I absolutely love AT! Please answer me this: has Jake Gyllenhaal ever been the subject of a Blind Vice?
—Sun

Dear Haal of Famer:
Indeed!

Awful Truth

Jake said...

Is Toothy Tile Sean Penn? He seems sleazy enough.

Fuck!

Sean said...

Is Toothy Tile Sean Penn? He seems sleazy enough.

Fuck!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's this thing called a career.

Which went downhill since Reeke. Coincidence? I think not!

lol said...

Posted on OMG

September 3

Reese and Jake Aren’t So Hot Together or For Each Other

Actors Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon aren’t great actors for nothing. In fact these two love birds love to act when others have their eye on them.

I have never seen something more fake than the way these two look and appear with one another. just look at poor Jake’s painful bored expression plastered all over his weepish face. Next to him is his other co-satr in this acting game, Reese…who is not winning any Oscars for her smile here. Geeez, what do these two have to be so down about?

Seriously all the millions they make combine, you would think they would be skipping down together filled with joy. Reese can’t help but to somehow come off ice cold, that if she got any more colder Jake’s hand would fall off. And lets not forget to point out what is up with Jake’s choice of pants…soo grungy and gross lookin…hate to tell you Jakey, but that style is soo 2007 lol!

Reese has no room to talk either with her ghostly pastly skin tone that makes a ghost look like he has just been tanning in Hawaii…ouch!

Chica Inc

Anonymous said...

^^Oh I love the pics where they pretend to be annoyed at the papz. In fact they love the attention most of the time. The only thing that might bother Jake is overexposure and therefore backlash.

Anonymous said...

LOL the Interview cover pic of Natalie in IHJ makes it look like Jake was in drag.

Hugh is Cool said...

Aww I kinda love this iphillychitchat twitter man.

When did it become ok for straight guys to dance with each other, awesome. Jump around jump around (about 15 hours ago from TwitterBerry)

Anonymous said...

LOL the Interview cover pic of Natalie in IHJ makes it look like Jake was in drag.

I don't get it, this picture?

Anonymous said...

When did it become ok for straight guys to dance with each other, awesome.

Are we sure that Hugh can recognise a gay man? lol

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
Aside from being beautiful actresses on One Tree Hill, what do Sophia Bush and Danneel Harris have in common?
—Cooney

Dear Um…:
I'm not thrilled by either one. Satisfy you?

Wannabe said...

Posted on OMG by Special K

Eric Eason, who wrote and directed the award-winning indie feature Manito, will rewrite and direct Intermedia Films' Wannabe. Jake Gyllenhaal is eyeing the project but no deals are yet in place and there is no start date for the film.

The film is described as a modern-day mob story based on the offspring of mobsters who defy the traditions and protocols of their elders and embark on their own bloody paths.

The project was originally based on a New Yorker magazine article by Mike McAlary and adapted by CSI creator Anthony Zuiker.

MoviezWavez

Wannabe said...

Jake Don Corleone Gyllenhaal

Anonymous said...

^^He looks so young. Almost like a kid.

Anonymous said...

I love that photo :)

Wanna-Be said...

August 16 2002

The project is based on late author Mike McAlary's New York magazine article titled "Hoodfellas: The New Generation of Mall-rat Mobsters." The article told the true-life tale of a group of teenagers known as the Tanglewood Boys, who considered themselves untouchable because they were the offspring of mobster parents. However, they observed none of the protocols or traditions of their elders as they carried on in lawless and violent ways.

The fictionalized version centers on Alley Boy, a teen who gets sucked into the teen mob through his new friend Botz, whose family is in the business.

Queen said...

What's Worse for Queen Latifah: Outed As Gay, Or Outed for Loving Strippers?

Queen Latifah is not even a "secret" lesbian these days. Aside from opting not to acknowledge her sexuality to the press, she's about as out as she can be. Or at least she is after these photos, published this week bythe (surprisingly accurate) National Enquirer, reveal the actress-singer and her "galpals" enjoy getting together at private homes to drink enjoy the company of strippers.

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When it comes to being gay, Latifah has never opened up, telling reporters only that she doesn't think someone's sexuality is worthy of public scrutiny. But aside from constant industry rumor-mongering, there was the lawsuit from former employees and gay club sightings to confirm things.

And now, the type of publicity nobody really wants: getting photographed with strippers. Being gay aside, this is not good for Latifah's image. She's a CoverGirl and, off-screen, manicures a wholesome image. Paying naked strippers to show up at your house, as the Enquirer claims, is not good for cosmetics contracts. Unless you're Johnny Knoxville, a reputation as a stripper enthusiast is bad for business; Michael Phelps learned that already.

If the story gains traction — which it may not, because less shady entertainment media outlets usually leave closeted gay celebs alone — the best defense for Latifah, then, will actually be to come out … as someone in a committed, long-term relationship with Jeannette Jenkins.

Queerty

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
Why is Jake Gyllenhaal looking so bad and angry lately? He looks as if he is sad about something or feeling jealous.
Robbie
Dear Duh:
Yeah, it's this thing called a career.


I think this might be another hint to Austin/Robert. The question talks about Jake feeling sad and jealous. It's too much of a coincidence it's signed by a "Robbie" (Robert) and Ted replies with a "Dear Duh". Robert's official twitter is named @robbuckleyduh. It's been deleted, but you can still see it listed on the CW site and linked on the official one tree hill twitter.

Anonymous said...

Robert's official twitter is named @robbuckleyduh

Cute :)

Ted said...

Ted, stop teasing!

lol said...

"I am single and a workaholic and very lonely. But I'm good. Me and my vibrator are very happy." - Lady GaGa

Anonymous said...

I don't get it, this picture?

Yeah. When it's here as part of Jake's collection of pics. LOL!

Anonymous said...

I see :)

Thanks for the link, there are Interview magazine scans I'd like to check out.

OT said...

I guess the job market sucks all around, even in Hollywood. Why else would mega-star Orlando Bloom be caught walking into an audition with sides in his hand? After starring in LOTR and POTC, ya'd think he'd be past all that!

But judging from that big grin on his face, it looks like he thought he just nailed it!

X17

Anonymous said...

When did it become ok for straight guys to dance with each other, awesome. (Hugh)

Are we sure that Hugh can recognise a gay man? lol (5:43)


Sorry! I should have said when I posted Hugh's tweet that he was doing the dancing with other guys. Seriously! He was partying with some Eagles players and fans in a VIP section of a casino/club and they were all dancing together! He's pretty funny. One later tweet has him saying ok, time to go home. The next tweet he's bitching about walking around the casino and can't find an exit. A few minutes later he tweets that he's riding in a limo with some Eagles players and he's going with them to party at another club. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Are we sure that Hugh isn't a gay man in denial? lol

Anonymous said...

These days I'm finding the older, honest, wise, balding, non-homophobic, fun Hugh pap guy sexier than scowling, bearding, homophobic Jake. Looks only go so far.

LOL said...

I don't get why Orlando walks into the building with those huge necklaces and comes out without them! WTF?!

Anonymous said...

BabyHughE has stated many times that he's a gay man.

Anonymous said...

Hugh seems to be happy with his beard, his kids and his boyfriend. Happy, nice, appreciative fellow that Hugh.

Anonymous said...

Hugh the Philly pap guy said he's gay? Link please!

Anonymous said...
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Please Delete.. thank you. said...

Jackie: Angry insulting troll @ 9:06.

Anonymous said...

I always wonder what angry trolls are like in real life, why they have to act out and insult people online. Sad.

Anonymous said...

Good catch on the Jake is jealous of Robert hint. Ted packs so much into his posts that it is easy to miss things.

Anonymous said...

I seriously doubt Jake is concerned about some no name actor from some c list show.

Jake's career is far more important than his relationship with Austin (whatever that may be). Sometimes Ted means just what he says.

Anonymous said...

There are no rules in love. You love who you love. C list or A list doesn't matter. When he and Austin broke up the first time, Jake fell apart. He's been asking a lot of Austin given the bearding, maybe pushed his luck too far.

Anonymous said...

When he and Austin broke up the first time, Jake fell apart.

lol. you should be writing fan fic, wait, you are.

Anonymous said...

Fan fic is over at Babble, 3:48.

Anonymous said...

Maggie G MC interview:

On Jake: On whether Jake and Maggie have undergone 'a tangible shift in their relationship' and how he is coping with all the attention: 'Of course, everybody does change as they grow up,' she answers carefully, 'but I think it's really hard for him, that stuff. It's hard for anyone who has to figure out a way to manage it. Like in Los Angeles, I don't always know where to avoid going - sometimes you just walk into a paparazzi nest. I get so angry, really upset,' she says protectively, her voice flaring a little. 'They chase him in their car and it's just different for him. More than anything I feel sorry for him that he has to deal with that.

On Heath:'She falls quiet before she talks of him. 'I worked with him very little... but he was great, really alive. I have the feeling that he was just coming into his own, feeling that his point of view about things was really worth fighting for. He was just so free... There are very few people who are free and powerful and it isn't about vanity, and he was just starting to touch on that vein. I think that's what was so sad about him dying. What would have happened to him? What would he have done? Would he have gone on to be this really powerful actor.

Source: WDW

Anonymous said...

I seriously doubt Jake is concerned about some no name actor from some c list show.

What Hollywood lists have to do with dating and sex?

Anonymous said...

Maggie G MC interview

Maggie did choose her words carefully :)

Anonymous said...

Ted and his interns are just spinning fanfic based on letters you send hi. You want Austin to cheat and not be "involved" with icky girls like Sophia and viola!! Robert!! LOL!!! Of course it helps that Robert had gay rumors from Lipstick jungle, something OTH fwns and Ted's interns have read about reading IMDB boards, etc.

"Jake looks sad/mad that means he is jealous" worse fanfic ever!!

Jake has looked liked that of and on for several years now, no diff.

Austin ain't fooling around with Robert.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Awww, our trolly thinks that Austin is faithful to Jake :)

Anonymous said...

Ted should give credit to not only his interns but OMG and WFT2 too!! Hey you are interns!!

Someone on the OTH forum said that all the OTH letters to Ted/interns allof a sudden look like they all came fromthe same person, DUH!!! If they only knew, they should check the newbies!

Anonymous said...

8:05/8:17, look dude, nobody cares what Ted says. We sit and giggle about it because we CAN.

Even if Ted exploded tomorrow Jake would still be a closet case and so would Austin and half of Hollyweird, and we'd still be yapping about him/them/it all.

Do keep up.

Plus, you don't sound cool, just because you know the word "intern".

Anonymous said...

Someone on the OTH forum said that all the OTH letters to Ted/interns allof a sudden look like they all came fromthe same person

What difference would that make?
Everyone can ask whatever they want, BUT only Ted and AT staff write the answers.

Jake said...

I'm not giggling.

Anonymous said...

It's a combination of OMG/WFT e-mails and Tedand his interns making up letters re TT and OTh, OTH is just another chapter in the fanfic. So obbvious and too funny! Getting your undies in a twist over Sophia even though it's just PR, ut she has a vagina and breasts and Robert has a penis so Robert wins! Let's dream of them fucking because you know thta all gay men do 24/7 is fuck, fuck, fuck, camp it up, gossip, shop and be bitchy.

Don't be a meanie!! Bibby aka Ted

Anonymous said...

Et tu, Michelle? :)

I think most in Hollywood have bi experiences (at least once). So it wouldn't surprise me. ;)

Did you see "If these wals could talk"?.

Michelle and Chloe kiss

Anonymous said...

If These Walls Could Talk 2 - Chloë Sevigny & Michelle Williams sex scene

Anonymous said...

^^^ LOL @ guy with garbage bin

Anonymous said...

^^LOL. I don't know why I had to laugh watching that video. Both girls are cute though.

Anonymous said...

It's a combination of OMG/WFT e-mails and Ted and his interns making up letters re TT and OTh, OTH is just another chapter in the fanfic.

What fanfic is that, trolly?

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Anonymous said...

OTH was not really on Ted's radar until recently. CW shows like OTH (with Grey Goose) and Supernatural (with Judas Jack-Off and DDD) have gotten more and more mentions. At least, they balance out the Twilight crap.

Anonymous said...

9:24 AM

No, I don't know what you're babbling about. What fanfic?

Anonymous said...

Supernatural (with Judas Jack-Off and DDD)

Judas Jack-Off isn't Hayden Christensen? I don't know anything about Supernatural actors.

Anonymous said...

The supernatural fandom is HUGE. Judas Jack-off and BF is the two actors from Supernatural according to fans, others think it's Hayden and BF.They send/sent Ted a lot of fanfic and RPS that he has spun into BI's. some think the same thing is happening with OTH, TB's sending in stuff, it sure isn't long time OTHfans doing it, it's the only reason why it's on Ted's "radar".

Funny he never once mention Austin on JFC and he was the lead. There were ref. to JFC regarding TT and BF. Either he never recieved letters which is odd or him starring in it wasn't a threat to the canon since he wasn't paired with a girl on the show.

Anonymous said...

Introduction
Supernatural is a television series that first aired in 2005 on The WB Network, which became the The CW network in 2006 after a merger with CBS-affiliated UPN and independent The WB. [1]

The series itself offers two primary male leads: Jared Padalecki as Sam Winchester and Jensen Ackles as older brother Dean Winchester. The series has a large appeal to both gen and slash fans, and the fact that the two lead characters are brothers has lead to Sam/Dean being one of the more popular brother-incest pairings from a television series since Simon & Simon, though not without there being some controversy within the fandom about it.

Also, due to some slash-writers aversion to incest pairings, Jared and Jensen have been widely featured in RPS fiction as well, though again not without some controversy within the fandom. Indeed, Supernatural has been unique in that it has lead many slash writers to tackle one or both of these genres which still maintain a certain taboo within the media fandom community. The fandom, indeed, seems to attract a fair amount of wank, with kerfluffles breaking out regularly over everything from incest, rpf, actor/fan- and TPTB/fan-relations, and bad fan behavior at conventions.

Multi-chapter, multi-author story lines are popular in Supernatural, both within the gen and slash fandoms. Given the supernatural theme of the show, in addition to the expected array of vampires, werewolves, and post-apocalyptic stories, fan writers explore any number of impossible situations that would otherwise be labelled Crack!Fic. Wingfic, Genderswap, and the ani-morphing of the characters into animals, are very common story and plot devices. Crossover stories are popular as well, and popular shows to write crossovers with include Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Highlander, NCIS and Smallville

The fandom exists largely on LiveJournal and FanFiction.Net, with a few independent archives, but as of this posting no single, all inclusive archive exists. The fandom held its first online awards in early 2006, The Lawrence Awards.

http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Supernatural

Anonymous said...

9:51 AM

Trolly,
now you're working with Ted Casablanca?! LOL

Anonymous said...

We are all working with Teddy, we should get paid! Or do interns just work for the experience, LOL!!!

Don't be a meanie, automatic e-mail response aka as Bibby/Teddy!!!

Anonymous said...

We are all working with Teddy

We don't work with Ted = we don't know what Ted gets in his e-mails.

Anonymous said...

If These Walls Could Talk 2 - Chloë Sevigny & Michelle Williams sex scene

Not bad, not bad at all :)

Renee and Bradley rag crap said...

Renee Zellweger Meets Bradley Cooper's Parents

Renee Zellweger's romance with Bradley Cooper is heating up - the actress has already met his parents after just weeks of dating The Hangover star.

The couple was first snapped out in public together last month, when Zellweger and Cooper escaped for a low-key break in Barcelona, Spain. Upon their return to New York, Cooper whisked the Leatherheads star off to his native Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to introduce her to his mom and dad.

A source tells the National Enquirer, "Brad and Renee drove from New York to Philly so he could show her off to his parents and old friends. They fell in love with her. Renee poured on her Texas charm, even arriving with flowers and a box of cupcakes she picked up at a local bakery for his parents. Hours after the visit, Bradley's family was on the phone with him, gushing about Renee."

And Cooper is keen to make the cross-country move from Los Angeles to the Big Apple to be closer to his new girlfriend. The insider adds, "Bradley is already talking about putting down roots in New York, where Renee lives. They just seem happy to have found each other."

link

Anonymous said...

Renee Zellweger's romance with Bradley Cooper is heating up - the actress has already met his parents after just weeks of dating The Hangover star.

Hey, what's the rush? LOL

Anonymous said...

Maggie is on the cover of the British Edition of Marie Claire Magazine. I don’t have the exact quote but she talks about how her level of fame is completely different from Jake’s and that she feels sorry for him for having to find a way to deal with it. The article makes it sound as if they are not as close as they used to be. It says something like ‘we wonder if they are distant now’ and it mentions that she carefully chose her words to talk about him and she says something like ‘people grow towards different places’. They are not the exact quotes but the tone of the interview implied a distance between them.
September 04, 2009 5:22 AM


Looks like the interviewer made a dumb presumption.

Marie Claire said...

Maggie G Marie Claire interview, source WDW scans:

"There are perils attached to be being a celebrity couple, of course - though the fact that both have largely eschewed main-stream projects has ensured a level of anonymity. ‘When Ramona was born, it was bad,’ Gyllenhaal says. ‘We were living in the West Village [in New York], where all the paparazzi are, and it got to be a little frenzy.’

Since then, the family has upped sticks to a relatively tranquil area of Brooklyn. ‘And they never bother us here in London’, she adds. ‘We were at Wimbledon, walking around with sausages and champagne, and we thought, "We are so lucky we can do this." My brother can’t do that, and I don’t want to give it up.‘

It is, indeed, a different story for her brother, Jake, for whom celebrity arrived earlier, and whose status as a Hollywood heart-throb and beau of Reese Witherspoon has meant that his experience of fame has been less enjoyable. They are still close, but it is hard not to wonder whether such differences have caused a tangible shift in their relationship. ‘Of course, everybody does change as they grow up,’ she answers carefully, ‘but I think it’s really hard for him, that stuff. It’s hard for anybody who has to figure out a way to manage it. Like in Los Angeles, I don’t always know where to avoid going - sometimes you just walk into a paparazzi nest. I get so angry, really upset,' she says protectively, her voice flaring a little. 'They chase him in their car and it's just different for him. More than anything I feel sorry for him that he has to deal with that.’"

Anonymous said...

Thing is if he didn't "date" Witherspoon, he would get much, much less attention. His last movie was Rendition in 2007 which was a turkey. Paparazzi wouldn't care too much. They would care again when a new succussful movie with him came out again. It's all about Reeke at the moment.

Anonymous said...

They are still close, but it is hard not to wonder whether such differences have caused a tangible shift in their relationship.

WTF? Jake is more famous and that "could cause a tangible shift in their relationship"???

Anonymous said...

Paparazzi wouldn't care too much.

Jake is using paparazzi and seeks their attention - no reason to feel sorry for him.

Anonymous said...

Re : Ted's quip about Jake's career

The MV chatter has worked it's way over to HW. Grumble, grumble.....

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure about Love And Other Drugs, it sounds too much like Nailed. Still liking the prospect of Jake and Anne working together, so..

The first reviews for Brothers should come out soon too.

Anonymous said...

Who knows, maybe producers decide not to show Brothers to critics at all :)

Anonymous said...

Still liking the prospect of Jake and Anne working together, so...

I think it is good for Jake to go back to work after not filming for 9 months, too much free time isn't good. OK, he did some work on the Moon project :)

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Maggie is on the cover of the British Edition of Marie Claire Magazine. I don’t have the exact quote but she talks about how her level of fame is completely different from Jake’s and that she feels sorry for him for having to find a way to deal with it. The article makes it sound as if they are not as close as they used to be. It says something like ‘we wonder if they are distant now’ and it mentions that she carefully chose her words to talk about him and she says something like ‘people grow towards different places’. They are not the exact quotes but the tone of the interview implied a distance between them.
September 04, 2009 5:22 AM

Looks like the interviewer made a dumb presumption.


And how would you presume to know the interviewer made a wrong presumption? Maggie has grown distant to Jake and her mother. She hurts for Jake as does Jake's father. If only Jake had listened to Maggie and choose the path of truth.

Anonymous said...

And how would you presume to know the interviewer made a wrong presumption?

Because the interviewer talks about different levels of fame as a possible reason for "a tangible shift in their relationship".

Anonymous said...

I think it is good for Jake to go back to work after not filming for 9 months, too much free time isn't good.

Yes, but he shot 3 films back to back in 2008, I think he needed some rest.

Anonymous said...

Jake is using paparazzi and seeks their attention - no reason to feel sorry for him.

I'm absolutely convinced Reeke use the paparazzi when it suits them. Even Reeke fangirl, Lainey, says that. But I think Jake is worried about overexposure and reduced photo ops in the recent months. I think he was pissed off when Reese exaggerated it.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by PrairieGirl

Reeke has ceased to be tabloid material, hands down. It's been too long now. They've had just a handful of pictures in the major ones in probably the last 6 months, at least, if not longer. They are no longer People.com material; haven't been for the past 6 months or so. I think I've only seen them on there a few times, that's it. Kendra, Jessica Simpson, those Kardashian girls, etc are getting their screen acreage.

Anonymous said...

The tabloids learned that Reeke does not sell issues. There was one editor who really liked Reese and wanted her in the mag all the time. She got fired though, so PR moved to JJ. Of course that just fed the we hate Reese, Jake is Toothy message, so that was a failure too. Jake and Reese are the kiss of death to each other.

Anonymous said...

The problem is that Reese without Jake is 10 times less interesting, Jake is still her best marketing tool.

Anonymous said...

If there's the slightest possibility that Jakey genuinely "likes" the ladies too, then I wish he falls for Anne and dumps Reese. Maybe then he'll have more luck with his career too? Reese = his bad karma for past sins.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
Why is Jake Gyllenhaal looking so bad and angry lately? He looks as if he is sad about something or feeling jealous.
—Robbie

Dear Duh:
Yeah, it's this thing called a career.



When I first saw this I thought "career" meant his movies being postponed, losing fans, etc. But now I think it may mean he's sad and angry because he's going to have to marry the beard to solidify his straight image to save his leading man career.

Anonymous said...

Nah, having beards is enough for leading man career.

3:03 PM said...

^^^ ... for POSSIBLE leading man career - no beard can turn an actor into leading man material if he doesn't have the goods.

Anonymous said...

You gotta wonder what Atticus thinks of all this. In the few pics and 1 vid of him with the beard he seems very wary of her and he keeps his distance from her. I've had animals all my life and IMO they just KNOW when someone is rotten and when something's wrong. Forget PR, fans and even us - Jake needs to listen to his dog!

Anonymous said...

Atticus is happy to stay away from the beard. lol
Atti is a smart dog, but Jake doesn't need Atti to tell him that Reese is a no good bitch.

Anonymous said...

Wicked has come to her senses and left the fandom. She now knows Reeke is real. You won't be hearing anything from her anymore. She's too embarrassed.

Anonymous said...

3:26 you're so FOS, trolly.

Anonymous said...

3:26 PM,

Trolly, why do you post transparent bullshit like that? What's the point?

Anonymous said...

That's pretty funny about Wicked. I'd be surprised if she believed in Reeke.

I think Reeke isn't causing a problem for Jake's management. I think they want to rebuild the fanbase on the back of POP, sans Brokies. It's a reinvention.

Anonymous said...

What's funny about Wicked?

Anonymous said...

Jake must be the only actor in Hollywood who's PR is working on losing the fans.

All this reeking didn't bring new Jake fans - why would we believe that Jake's PR knows how to promote Jake?

Anonymous said...

rebuild the fanbase on the back of POP

I see your point about reinvention, 3:42. But the problem/question is: What's the projected fanbase for POP? Like 3:52 said, Jake's PR is the only one working in HW to lose fans (LOL). I have no idea what kind of fans they think POP is going to generate that will overshadow the fan numbers he had 3 years ago.

Anonymous said...

Jake must be the only actor in Hollywood who's PR is working on losing the fans.

That part of the plan is working! lol

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by Carefully chosen

Maggie G Marie Claire interview:

They chase him
different for him
sorry for him
he has to deal with


Notice she doesn't say "they" or "them."

lol said...

ONTD - Chris Pine Bulge Watch

wide mouth 10 gallon jug said...

The phrase "Bottle Shock" is more than just a movie name with Chris Pine.

Twitter in Spanish but you get the idea LOL said...

pedrotourinho: Jake Gyllenhaal e Reese Witherspoon aqui no Whole Foods de Westwood. (about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter)

Anonymous said...

^Translation from Portuguese: "Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are here at Wholefoods in Westwood"

Anonymous said...

Shopping at Whole Foods grocery store in LA/Westwood on a Sunday holiday weekend in the middle of the day. Is Reeke desperate for PR and paps or what.

Anonymous said...

Thank you 6:11. LOL I understood Reeke and Whole Foods and Westwood, that's it. That was enough. LOL

Anonymous said...

They both need food and PR - it's a win-win! lol

Anonymous said...

The Reeke with the kids photo op that is on the flynet site, still hasn't been posted anywhere yet. It's probably for an upcoming US Reekly article.

Anonymous said...

How nice, Reeke must be proud! lol

OT said...

Two Fierce Bitches Film a Movie Together

Filming has begun on the new Disney film You Again which stars Kristen Bell as a woman whose brother is marrying her high school nemesis. The film centers around the wedding and features bad ass bitches Jamie Lee Curtis (the penultimate final girl in Halloween) as Bell's mother and Sigourney Weaver (the original HBIC from Alien) as the aunt of her nemesis. Things get generational when it is discovered that Curtis and Weaver's characters were also enemies in highschool. As if this wasn't enough to get you excited for this film, Betty White, I REPEAT, Betty White will also appear in the film as Bell's grandmother.

Entertainment Tonight interviewed both Weaver and Curtis on the set of the film. They were filming a scene in which both stars show up wearing the same dress to a rehearsal dinner.

ONTD + there is video

Anonymous said...

larrules: my aunt just ran her cart into jake gyllenhal and reese witherspoon's cart at the supermarket by accident. we really r family (26 minutes ago from web)


^^ This is weird. The last tweet was Whole Foods 2 hours ago. Either this girl is late tweeting or Reeke is at another grocery store. Considering how hard up "everyday lovebird couple" Reeke is for PR twitters, sightings and paps, I'm going with they're at another store. The 2 hour Sunday supermarket shopping cycle, bound to get them noticed!

Anonymous said...

"The Reeke with the kids photo op that is on the flynet site, still hasn't been posted anywhere yet. It's probably for an upcoming US Reekly article."

What's weird is there's no Flynet "EXCLUSIVE" or even a "SEMI-EXCLUSIVE" on these pics but they aren't being seen anywhere else either. You might be right 6:28 about the US Reekly, or maybe no one (sites) wants to publish them because of the kids? Or Ryan?

Anonymous said...

Ahhh, the glamorous lives of the a-list, spending they're weekends in supermarkets like the rest of us plebs. Don't these people have yachts to luxuriate on, at least try to be aspirational will you.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Don't forget about Us Reekly and "Stars are just like us" shit:

"Bonnie Fuller used her uncanny instinct for what sells on the newsstand to devise a new formula for Us Weekly, heavy on paparazzi photos, celebrity babies, and tell-all quotes from suspiciously unnamed "friends." At the core of Fuller's vision was the idea that stars are "just like us": prone to bad hair days, lousy at managing their love lives, and just as eager for gossip about each other as we are for news about them."

Anonymous said...

maybe no one (sites) wants to publish them because of the kids?

Please, no one gives a shit about kids, just take a look at any gossip site or tabloid.

Anonymous said...

Guarenteed that after this marathon food shopping, we will get to hear from "a source" about the wonderful BBQ Reeke gave at Reese's house for Labor Day. The Source will tell us how loving and affectionate Reeke were together and how the kids treat Jake just like their second father and how Reeke had their many friends and families there. Reese is just "so blessed" to have Jake be so in love with her. P.S. Reeke PR, when you give US Weekly Magazine the copy of this comment for their article, could you at least give WFT2 the writing credit? Thanks.

Us Reekly said...

We can't do that. Sorry.

US Reekly Editor said...

Writing credit?! Are you serious?! Fuck off WFT2!

Poor Jake said...

There is one thing about the Reeke business that has always made no sense to me, the kids. While I do believe Reese would use her kids for PR as long as she had control, I just don't see Ryan allowing the kids to be part of a fake PR produced romance.

I mean wouldn't that be really messing with your kid's head and emotions. And I don't believe or want to believe Reese wouldn't put her kids thru a fake romance, thats just wrong. I think Reese and Jake "want" to believe they are real and both are in denial. Maybe Jake did experiment with his sexual identity and has shut down running scared since his career seems to be really important to him. It just seems the more he keeps running after the "big franchise" it becomes less attainable. He seems to have made choices that he can't escape. He has always been not so nice to the paps even with Kirsten but at least he smiled then.

Now he just seems a little bitter. Maybe I'm wrong about everything.

US Reekly Editor said...

You weren't supposed to post my actual quote you numbnut worthless intern. Shit!

Anonymous said...

7:18 PM

There is no messing with kid's head or emotions - for them Jake is Reese's friend, no one to think or care much about.

Anonymous said...


I mean wouldn't that be really messing with your kid's head and emotions.


Huh? What do the kids see? Mommy and Uncle Jake taking them for ice cream. Uncle Jake tagging along during trips. Mommy and Uncle Jake playacting and holding hands for magazine pictures.

It's a freaking fauxmance for god's sake. The kids aren't seeing Mommy and her boyfriend Jake getting it on at home and making promises to them about a future family life together that they can't keep.

Anonymous said...

I mean wouldn't that be really messing with your kid's head and emotions.

So divorced parents can't have any friends or business associates for fear that, if/when they move on/change, the kids would be devastated and have irreparable mental distress?!

Anonymous said...

I think Reese and Jake "want" to believe they are real

Whut?! LOL

Anonymous said...

I think Reese and Jake "want" to believe they are real and both are in denial.

Nah, there is zero reason to be in denial.

If Reese could get good heterosexual marketing tool - she wouldn't need Jake. If Jake cared about women he would really date someone else and enjoy it.

Anonymous said...

If Jake cared about women he would really date someone else and enjoy it.

Exactly. If Jake was heterosexual or bi and available and looking for a female, there would be many interesting, beautiful, grounded, giving, intelligent women he could choose from. Not a selfish, cold-fish, domineering, cellulite and stretchmark-ridden divorced mother of 2.

Poor Jake said...

"I think Reese and Jake "want" to believe they are real and both are in denial."

A couple of months ago Ted C replied to the question below about Toothy:

Dear Ted:
Has the Toothy Tile creature convinced himself that he is straight? Your response to a question in an earlier post said that the "she" in his life has convinced herself he's different for her, which leads me to think that maybe he has succeeded in being different or at least wants to be? Or is he just a ticking time bomb about to implode?
—JSC

Dear Toothy Politics:
I thought publicity-craving, love-life-distorting, emotionally cruel egomaniacs exploded? Preferably within the confines of the Awful Truth! Regardless, yes, Toothy and his woman and most of their insipid retinue are fooling themselves increasingly on an hourly basis."

LOL tweet said...

JohnHiggins23: If I were Reese Witherspoon, I would change my name to Reese Reallyshittyactress.

Anonymous said...

Ted is saying that Jake is:
publicity-craving
love-life-distorting
emotionally cruel
an egomaniac

And that Jake and Reese and most of their retinue (a group of retainers or attendants), who btw are are insipid (lacking in qualities that interest, stimulate, or challenge), are all fooling themselves into believing that Reeke is working, i.e. making him look straight and her desirable.

IMO: the "she" in his life has convinced herself he's different for her has more to do with loyalty and being supportive, not sex. Jake sure is different from Ryan: he's never going to leave her for another woman, and being as closeted as he is, he's not going to openly leave her for another man either.

Anonymous said...

The biggest problem is that Reese cant get any other men interested in her. She cant stop the showmance as it will make her look like a loser.

Anonymous said...

We need to get Match.com and eHarmony to contact Ms Witheredpoon asap.

Jake said...

Don't bother. I already did and no one wants her there either.

Anonymous said...

Guarenteed that after this marathon food shopping, we will get to hear from "a source" about the wonderful BBQ Reeke gave at Reese's house for Labor Day. The Source will tell us how loving and affectionate Reeke were together and how the kids treat Jake just like their second father and how Reeke had their many friends and families there. Reese is just "so blessed" to have Jake be so in love with her.

7:05 I bet you're right. It'll be a feel-good US Reekly story along with the yogurt pic to show what a happy family they are.

Jake said...

Shit! I missed it!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Philly Naked Bike Ride

The first Philly Naked Bike Ride was held Sunday evening under overcast skies. Hundreds of bikers -- in various states of undress -- took to the streets.

Anonymous said...

Shit! I missed it!

Bearding with the bitch brings bad karma. lol

example 1 said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal “feels sorry” for her brother.

The ‘Dark Knight’ actress is saddened her younger sibling Jake Gyllenhaal is constantly followed by paparazzi and admits his celebrity lifestyle has changed him as a person.

She said: “Of course, everybody does change as they grow up, but I think it’s really hard for anybody who has to figure out a way to manage it. Like in Los Angeles, I don’t always know where to avoid going – sometimes you just walk right into a paparazzi nest.

link

reeking example said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal feels sorry for her brother because of the amount of attention he gets. The actress is saddened her younger sibling Jake Gyllenhaal and his girlfriend Reece Witherspoon are constantly followed by paparazzi and admits his celebrity lifestyle has changed him as a person.

"Of course, everybody does change as they grow up, but I think it's really hard for anybody who has to figure out a way to manage it," she said. "Like in Los Angeles, I don't always know where to avoid going - sometimes you just walk right into a paparazzi nest.

link

Anonymous said...

Haha it's funny/sad/pathetic/maddening how sites can and will add crap to interviews. Australia Yahoo has no business assuming and changing the perception of what she said. Fuckers.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Australia Yahoo wanted to be in agreement with Jake's PR for the last few years - Jake is just part of Reeke.

Anonymous said...

I thought publicity-craving, love-life-distorting, emotionally cruel egomaniacs exploded?

Look how he's describing Jake.

I've mentioned it before, there's a guy (Son of Eire, I think) on Maggie's board who claims he knows Jake and that he's full of himself and an egomaniac.
(He also said Maggie and Peter are nice, but he didn't like Michelle). I got that he worked or lived in their neighbourhood. I think not anymore.

Jake said...

Look how he's describing Jake.

Ted loves me!

pap phobia said...

He has always been not so nice to the paps even with Kirsten but at least he smiled then.

Actually, Jake's attitude to the paps seems to depend upon his current lady friend:

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: WHY HE'S BETTER OFF WITHOUT KIRSTEN!
October 19, 2004
Provided by: [Star Online]


When Jake Gyllenhaal waltzed up the red carpet at the premiere for the new TV show Jack & Bobby on Sept. 29, the 23- year-old movie star was in such a good mood that the assorted photographers in the press line did a double-take. "He was extremely generous with the press," says a shutterbug who saw Jake that night. "He was forced inside at one point but promised to come back out, and he did, with his dad in tow. It had been a while since we got any shots of him, because when he was with his now-ex-girlfriend Kirsten Dunst, he usually shunned us. But this was a whole new Jake."

A NEW JAKE

Photographers aren't the only ones who have noticed a new bounce in Jake's step lately. Although the Day After Tomorrow star was said to be devastated by the abrupt end of his twoyear- relationship with Kirsten in July, all evidence from the past few months points to a new, improved and happily single movie hunk. In fact, according to a source at an Oct. 4 political benefit in New York, Jake was all smiles, posing for photos with his older sister, actress Maggie Gyllenhaal, 26, and reveling in the applause that followed his speech at the event. "He was just a doll at the benefit," offered a source. "It was a great moment, and he relished it. If you look at some of the pictures of him from when he was still with Kirsten, he just doesn't look happy. But now he's showing off his beautiful smile."

Meanwhile, Kirsten, 22, seems to be embracing her new single status and has been hitting the Hollywood party scene with a vengeance. "Usually, when they were dating, you'd see Kirsten alone at clubs, dancing and drinking," reveals a Hollywood insider. "If he was around, it was usually with a scowl on his face. In fact, when I heard the news that they broke up, I wasn't surprised. She's silly, he's serious." Kirsten's controlling side seemed evident in everything from how the couple dealt with the public to the name of their adopted dog, another source tells Star. Last April, the couple was approached by two starstruck girls who wanted pictures and autographs from their favorite movie stars. "Jake smiled and started saying 'Sure'but then Kirsten squeezed his hand, gave him a look and shook her head, forcing Jake to say 'Sorry,'" the eyewitness tells Star. "Then they walked away, leaving the girls devastated."

LOVEY VS. ATTICUS

Later that day, Jake was overheard explaining that he had wanted to name his and Kirsten's new mutt Atticus, possibly after the Gregory Peck character classic 1962 film To Kill a Mockingbird, but Kirsten nixed that idea immediately. "Atticus is too movie!" Kirsten told Jake and a small group of dog lovers. "I think Lovey is a perfect, cute name!" And Lovey it was.

Jake's new and improved attitude may also be due to the stellar work he's been doing on his upcoming film, Brokeback Mountain (in which he stars alongside Heath Ledger as a gay cowboy). "The role really shows off what an accomplished actor Jake is," says a source on the set, who adds that Jake was in very high spirits during the shoot. "He's going to have a very good year after this film comes out."

Anonymous said...

I think the success of 2005/2006 has gotten to Jake's head and big sis. doesn't approve.

My take on it.

Atticus said...

"I think Lovey is a perfect, cute name!" And Lovey it was.

Thank God Daddy didn't agree with that sissy name!

Anonymous said...

there's a guy (Son of Eire, I think) on Maggie's board who claims he knows Jake and that he's full of himself and an egomaniac

If that's true, Jake is hiding it quite well.

Anonymous said...

If that's true, Jake is hiding it quite well.

Question is, do we believe Ted and Son of Eire? ;)

Anonymous said...

Kirsten's controlling side seemed evident in everything from how the couple dealt with the public to the name of their adopted dog, another source tells Star.

Interesting. According to tabloids, Jake was pussy whipped during Kirsten time, too. But in this case Kirsten is a "bad guy". With Reeke, tabloids sometimes make Jake look like a trained monkey, but Reese is always a "good guy".

Anonymous said...

Jake pussy whipped? No, NEVAH!!!

Why do you think he doesn't see his goddaughter much, and I believe it's no bs that she is his gd, because Reese would def. not appreciate Jake spending much time with M&M.

Anonymous said...

Pussy whipped in media + Reese controlled the fauxmance arrangement/contract - Yes.

BUT, I don't believe for a second that Reese can influence what Jake does when he's not reeking. Reese Witherspoon does not rule the World.

Anonymous said...

Reese Witherspoon does not rule the World.

No, but maybe she rules Jake? One can never know...

Anonymous said...

LOL, of course she doesn't.

Anonymous said...

^^Good that you seem so confident about it.

Anonymous said...

Reese The Bitch Witherspoon doesn't rule the World

Anonymous said...

^^And he got shit for it from Reese... according to tabloid.

Anonymous said...

According to tabloid crap? LOL
I never heard about it, link please.

Anonymous said...

It was in the German Life and Style (I think it was L & S). But that was shortly after Oscars. German tabloids aren't so nice towards Reeke like US.

Anonymous said...

And he got shit for it from Reese... according to tabloid.

The point is that Jake had a good time with other people DURING reeking, with Ryan and Abbie at the same party.

Jake can't avoid reeking as long as the showmance contract is valid, but Reese can't control him.

Anonymous said...

Supposedly Jake's friends also think that Reese is a "Landei" (country bumpkin?) and they think they don't fit.
In a recent article I read that Reese wants to get married, but that it's Jake who doesn't want it.
In the US they keep saying that Reese isn't ready.

Anonymous said...

I presume Reeke PR doesn't arrange Reeke presentation in European tabloids.

Anonymous said...

^^Apparently not.

Anonymous said...

According to tabloids, Jake was pussy whipped during Kirsten time, too. But in this case Kirsten is a "bad guy". With Reeke, tabloids sometimes make Jake look like a trained monkey, but Reese is always a "good guy".

In 2004 Kirsten was a big Spiderman star, Jake was just some indie actor, so in both cases Jake is less popular / known.

The difference is that Kirsten probably didn't care about tabloids, and Reese is making sure to use them in her advantage.

Anonymous said...

Jake was just some indie actor

Except during the TDAT promotion, but movies like that aren't about actors, they are about CGI :)

Anonymous said...

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW

Production Budget: $125 million
Worldwide Gross: $544 million

box office said...

May 28–31, 2004
4-day Memorial Day Weekend

1 Shrek 2 $95,578,365 Week 2
2 The Day After Tomorrow $85,807,341 Week 1
3 Troy $15,338,115 Week 3
4 Raising Helen $14,239,252 Week 1
5 Soul Plane $7,008,711 Week 1

Anonymous said...

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW
Production Budget: $125 million
Worldwide Gross: $544 million


TDAT was a box office success, but didn't turn Jake into a movie star.

Anonymous said...

TDAT - Friday May 28, 2004
PoP - Friday May 28, 2010

:)

Anonymous said...

^^Maybe that's a good omen?

Anonymous said...

1 Shrek 2
2 The Day After Tomorrow


I think PoP will be #2 behind Sex and the City 2.

Anonymous said...

^^Wouldn't be so bad either.

box office said...

SEX AND THE CITY

Release Date: May 30, 2008

Production Budget: $65 million
Worldwide Gross: $415 million

Anonymous said...

The Flynet pics of Jake, Reese and the kids from Thursday are tagged exclusive and no internet use. Would explain why they aren't on IHJ.

Anonymous said...

Flynet changed the tag, yesterday pictures weren't tagged exclusive.

Anonymous said...

Another win-win: Reeke arranges the photo op under their conditions and Flynet makes more money with exclusive pictures.

Anonymous said...

Along with Reese and his mother, Jake is massively pussy-whipped with his agent, manager and PR people all being females. I wonder if it will take his career and his self-esteem run into the ground and destroyed before he gets a backbone.

Anonymous said...

That's why I hope POP fails big time. If it does, hopefully Reeke will finally end. While Brothers may be a goog movie, who wants to see a movie about the Iraq war and it's consequences of ruining people's lives when 1. Christmas time is around the corner and 2. the fighting in Afghanistan is getting worse and more soldiers are dying. That's why I think Brothers won't do well at the box office either. I don't think the Chin would still want Jake around when he's had 2 more box office bombs.

Anonymous said...

"a goog movie"
Sorry should be a good movie.

Anonymous said...

exclusive and no internet use

^^ Dead giveaway it was commissioned for a US Reekly magazine spread.

My guess is US Reekly won't just paint a happy domestic scene (been there, done that) but the main point of the feature will be a teaser about an upcoming wedding.

8:39, exactly.

Anonymous said...

Jake has always been sorrounded by strong minded, independent women. Frm his Mom, aunts, sister, etc. He grew up in a feminist environment, his father calls himself a feminist.

Nothing wrong with that, a lot of men are but some are able to stand on their own and not be wishy-washy, Jake is.

Anonymous said...

Sorry should be a good movie.

It might be a goog movie too!

Anonymous said...

I believe that after PoP release Jake will be in position to decide about the fauxmance future, not just the chin.

Anonymous said...

Dead giveaway it was commissioned for a US Reekly magazine spread.

Same as last year (Paris "family" photo ops). Yawn.

Anonymous said...

My guess is US Reekly won't just paint a happy domestic scene (been there, done that) but the main point of the feature will be a teaser about an upcoming wedding.

Maybe the chin will save it for her new movie promotion time - you know that Reese's PR always arranges something nice for the new movie release date week. lol

Anonymous said...

Yes 9:02, I forgot. This story will be about Reese's Avon perfume. Her movie promo time will be about a wedding. LOL!

reminded by OMG said...

Avon is coming out with a new fragrance called "In Bloom" on September 15, 2009.

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal, cheap perfume pusher.

Anonymous said...

I don't think the Chin would still want Jake around when he's had 2 more box office bombs.

Reese's husband was much less successful than she is and it was him who dumped her for a younger, less known actress.

LOL said...

TEMPTING TOP NOTES
Georgia Peach Tea Leaves, Crisp Greens

INTOXICATING HEART NOTES
Star Gardenia, Magical Magnolias, Night Blooming Jasmine

SEDUCING BACKGROUND NOTES
Enveloping Cashmere Woods, Hypnotic Florals, Amber Wood Crystals

Anonymous said...

Anne to be honored for her charitable work:

link

Anonymous said...

^^^ Christina Applegate, Anne Hathaway, Sigourney Weaver, et al. to Be Honored by Variety

Stage veterans Christina Applegate, Anne Hathaway, and Sigourney Weaver will be honored at Variety's Power of Women luncheon, to be held on September 24 at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel. Jane Lynch will host the event.

The trade publication will also honor Christina Aguilera, Maria Bello, January Jones, Sherry Lansing, and Laura Ziskin. All of the women were chosen because of their charitable work.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations Anne :)

Anonymous said...

Did you check out Anne's imdb filography? She's currently filming Valentine's Day, then she'll film her and Jake's film and then she has 6 movies in development. I'm impressed.

Jake said...

Pfff!

Anonymous said...
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In Drunk said...

TIPSY TOP NOTES
Georgia Peach Schnapps, Crisp Burps, Babypoop Baby's Breath

INTOXICATED BREATHALYZER NOTES
Star Garden Gagging, Magical Vomit, Night Puking Jasmine

SOBRIETY BACKGROUND NOTES
Enveloping Deathgrips, Hypnotic Police Flashlights, Metallic Cuffs

Anonymous said...
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PR said...

Avon is coming out with a new fragrance called "In Bloom" on September 15, 2009.

September 15 is Tuesday
tabloids are coming out on Wednesday ...

Yes, this week is the right time for Reese tabloid promotion!

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

9:47 AM #3

Stop spreading lies about Anne.

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