Saturday 2 May 2009

Stephen Fry: Dearest absurd child

Just who was the young, arrogant and confused man to whom Stephen Fry recently felt compelled to write a long and heartfelt letter? Himself, 35 years ago.

Oh, lord love you, Stephen. How I admire your arrogance and rage and misery. How pure and righteous they are and how passionately storm-drenched was your adolescence. How filled with true feeling, fury, despair, joy, anxiety, shame, pride and above all, supremely above all, how overpowered it was by love. My eyes fill with tears just to think of you. Of me. Tears splash on to my keyboard now. I am perhaps happier now than I have ever been and yet I cannot but recognise that I would trade all that I am to be you, the eternally unhappy, nervous, wild, wondering and despairing 16-year-old Stephen: angry, angst-ridden and awkward but alive. Because you know how to feel, and knowing how to feel is more important than how you feel. Deadness of soul is the only unpardonable crime, and if there is one thing happiness can do it is mask deadness of soul.

I finally know now, as I easily knew then, that the most important thing is love. It doesn't matter in the slightest whether that love is for someone of your own sex or not. Gay issues are important and I shall come to them in a moment, but they shrivel like a salted snail when compared to the towering question of love. Gay people sometimes believe (to this very day, would you credit it, young Stephen?) that the preponderance of obstacles and terrors they encounter in their lives and relationships is intimately connected with the fact of their being gay. As it happens at least 90% of their problems are to do with love and love alone: the lack of it, the denial of it, the inequality of it, the missed reciprocity in it, the horrors and heartaches of it. Love cold, love hot, love fresh, love stale, love scorned, love missed, love denied, love betrayed ... the great joke of sexuality is that these problems bedevil straight people just as much as gay. The 10% of extra suffering and complexity that uniquely confronts the gay person is certainly not incidental or trifling, but it must be understood that love comes first. This is tough for straight people to work out.

Straight people are encouraged by culture and society to believe that their sexual impulses are the norm, and therefore when their affairs of the heart and loins go wrong (as they certainly will), when they are flummoxed, distraught and defeated by love, they are forced to believe that it must be their fault. We gay people at least have the advantage of being brought up to expect the world of love to be imponderably and unmanageably difficult, for we are perverted freaks and sick aberrations of nature. They - poor normal lambs - naturally find it harder to understand why, in Lysander's words, "the course of true love never did run smooth".

You would little believe that I can say to you now across the gap of 35 years that we are the blessed ones. The people of Britain are happy (or not) because of Tolpuddle Martyrs, Chartists, infantry regiments, any number of ancestors who made the world more comfortable for them. And we, gay people, are happy now (or not) in large part thanks to Stonewall rioters, Harvey Milk, Dennis Lemon, Gay News, Ian McKellen, Edwina Currie (true) et al, and the battered bodies of bullied, beaten and abused gay men and women who stood up to be counted and refused to apologise for the way they were. It has given us something we never thought to have: pride. For a thousand years, shame was our lot and now, turning on a sixpence, we have arrived at pride - without even, it seems, an intervening period of well-it's-OK-I-suppose-wouldn't-have-chosen-it-but-there-you-go. Who'da thought it?

But don't kid yourself. For millions of teenagers around Britain and everywhere else, it is still 1973. Taunts, beatings and punishment await gay people the world over in playgrounds and execution grounds (the distance between which is measured by nothing more than political constitutions and human will). Yes, you will grow to be a very, very, very, very lucky man who is able to express his nature out loud without fear of hatred or reprisal from any except the most deluded, demented and sad. But that is a small battle won. A whole theatre of war remains. This theatre of war is bigger than the simple issue of being gay, just as the question of love swamps the question of mere sexuality. For alongside sexual politics the entire achievement of the enlightenment (which led inter alia to gay liberation) is under threat like never before. The cruel, hypocritical and loveless hand of religion and absolutism has fallen on the world once more.

So my message from the future is twofold. Fear not, young Stephen, your life will unfold in richer, more accepted and happier ways than you ever dared hope. But be wary, for the most basic tenets of rationalism, openness and freedom that nourish you now and seem so unassailable are about to be harried and besieged by malevolent, mad and medieval minds.

You poor dear, dear thing. Look at you weltering in your misery. The extraordinary truth is that you want to stay there. Unlike so many of the young, you do not yearn for adulthood, pubs and car keys. You want to stay where you are, in the Republic of Pubescence, where feeling has primacy and pain is beautiful. And you know what ... ?

I think you are right.

Source: Stephen Fry's letter to himself: Dearest absurd child
Official website: The New Adventures of Mr Stephen Fry
Wikipedia: Stephen Fry

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Anonymous said...

"I thought Jake and Austin were together since TDAT... Up and down, on and off but together anyway. So, again, how long for Austin to be considered "part of Jake's family"???"

3:46, that's for Jake's family to decide.

Anonymous said...

4:13, I am curious about that too. Why are some of you so desperate to convince the rest of us that Austin was there?

Anonymous said...

I'm not a Jaustin "fan" but I do understand that all of us have our own fantasies and are willing to die for them -

Why are some of you so desperate not to understand this?

BECAUSE you have your own bloody agenda - so STFU. let people be.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I have no doubt that Reese was probably at the wedding, but if so, she really needs to get herself a new travel advisor.

firstly - LA to Milan Malpensa - no direct flights, therefore she'd needed to change at least once.

Flights from Milan to Brindisi - go from Linate - a totally different airport.

So, assuming that she went on schedule flights (and if she didn't why not just go direct LA to Brindisi) then she had at least two changes, plus a connecting road journey across Milan. Doesn't really make sense to me but maybe she just likes collecting air miles.

Anonymous said...

"why are you so desperate to convince the others that Austin was there?"

I don't think Austin was there because that would show that Jake has balls.

Anonymous said...

4:32 PM, and you don't have an agenda? Yeah, right.

Anonymous said...

So what agenda would those of us, who find no reason for, and especially no evidence of, Austin's presence at Maggie's wedding, have?

Anonymous said...

How many straight people on this board think it is up to their siblings to decide whether they can bring their girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse to their wedding? Are you seriously telling me that you think it is okay for your sibling to invite you, but not your other half??

And since when did people on this board need photographic evidence? By that reasoning every person on this board should be over at gyllenbabble talking about how wonderful Reeke is. Because pictures don't lie, and if you don't see it it doesn't exist, ergo Jake is STRAIGHT!

Anonymous said...

Of course you have the right to invite, or not invite, whomever you want to your wedding, whether gay or straight. Your wedding; your choice. It doesn't matter if other people like it or not. That includes family members.

Your wedding; your choice.

Anonymous said...

LOL, I love how if you don’t believe Austin was there (with nothing to indicate that he was), you’re automatically a babbler now. Are you fucking serious? Stop bullying people. I’m here because I think Jake is gay and bearding with Reese, I don't care about Austin. Is that a fucking problem?

Anonymous said...

I am still waiting for an answer to 4:10's question. Since the Jaustinites won't respond, anyone else care to take a crack at it?

Anonymous said...

"4:32 PM, and you don't have an agenda? Yeah, right"

Of course I have an agenda. And it's just as fan-atic as any other.

Anonymous said...

If my partner was not welcome, I would not attend. Also, I think two years is ample time for any partner to be considered part of the family

Anonymous said...

The beard has a project working for Disney too. More proof that Disney owns Reeke Inc.

link

Anonymous said...

5:18, you don't get decide if your partner should be considered part of your family. That's up to the rest of your family. And they don't ever have to accept your partner. And you are assuming that Jake and Austin are in a real relationship and not just fuck buddies.

Vince Vaughn said...

LOL the only projects the Chin can get is where she doesn't work with people: she's by herself in a sound studio talking into a microphone.

Anonymous said...

"Your wedding; your choice."

Your wedding; your choices and your compromises.

Anonymous said...

Re Reese's travel itinerary: I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she didm't go thru all that, and just went from LA to Milan, had a few pics taken by the assistant/flunkie in the airport, then back to LA.

Remember the big Tom Cruise housewarming party where it was reported in the rags that Reeke was there even though no arrival or departure pics were there of them and no guests mentioned them? The only thing was the old standby "Jake and Reese were there, holding hands" blurb? Still waiting on those pictures....

Copywriter's question for the Editor said...

OK what do you want for the Maggie and Peter wedding story, the Reese-Is-A-Wonderful-Woman Promo or a Jake-is-Straight Testimonial? "Maggie's brother, Jake, and his Oscar-winning highest-paid Hollywood actress and Avon Global Ambassador and mother-of-two beautiful children by first husband Ryan Phillippe (who cheated on her) gorgeous and tiny girlfriend Reese Witherspoon were at the wedding holding hands" OR "The bride's brother, Jake, fingered his girlfriend Reese Witherspoon's ass while attending the lovely ceremony."

Copywriter's question for the Editor said...

How about if I add in after Jake "fingered his girlfriend's Reese Witherspoon's ass" that he whispered that he wants to have children with her, might make it more romantic. On the other hand it might make him look really gay if he thinks babies come from asses.

Anonymous said...

"You haven't answered my question, 3:56 PM -- why are you so desperate to convince the others that Austin was there?"

I am still waiting for a Jaustinite to answer this.

Anonymous said...

5:52 PM / 6:01 PM

Ewww and LOL!

Anonymous said...

"You haven't answered my question, 3:56 PM -- why are you so desperate to convince the others that Austin was there?"The only logical answer to a person who needs to ask that question and demands answers on a Toothy Tile blog is "why are you posting at WFT2?"

Anonymous said...

"I am still waiting for a Jaustinite to answer this."

Gosh, you are really tedious aren't you. Maybe people would like to think that Austin was there because it would just seem like a nice, happy, 'the world's a great place' type of thing.

Let people think what they want, in the whole scheme of things what does it matter that a few people would like to think that a slightly fading star might of attended his sister's wedding with someone he truly loved. Live and let live eh.

(maybe you'd like to answer why it so important to you that people don't want to beleive that Austin was there).

Anonymous said...

"I am still waiting for a Jaustinite to answer this."


and also, looks like you've been on-line for quite some time asking the same boring ass question (that no-one wants to answer), maybe you should try to, you know, like, get a live already.

Radar online.com said...

"Gyllenhaal and Sarsgaard have been dating since 2002 and have two-and-a-half-month-old daughter Ramona together."

Wow Ramona's a big girl for her age. Hope it was birth by surrogate!

Anonymous said...

I've already answered your question, but since you clearly can't read or understand it unless it is spelled out for you, here goes.'

I think Austin is Jake's boyfriend, and has been for at least four years, and I think they've had some kind of relationship for at least six years. Now in my experience people bring their girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse to family weddings. And I have never ever heard of someone telling their sibling, other relative, or close friend that they couldn't bring that person with them. Nobody is that awful, even if it is their own wedding.

I don't "need" for Austin to be there, but I think it is a natural assumption that he would be there.

What is your "need" for him to not be there?

Anonymous said...

*drums fingers*

*repeats post*

*drums fingers*

*waits*

*repeats post*

Anonymous said...

I do understand the assumption that Austin would be there. But I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't.

Here's a question. If he actually wasn't there, would that change your perception of the nature of Austin's relationship with Jake? How would you explain his not being there? It would be obvious why Reese wasn't there, but why might Austin not be there?

Anonymous said...

6:25.. I'd like to think Austin was there, if he wasn't, then Jake doesn't deserve such a gorgeous and lovely bf, and the gyllenhaal family are fairly vile people for not welcoming someone as nice as austin into their lives.

that said, sure he was there and all was rosy in the garden, until stephen started hitting the prosecco.

Anonymous said...

Could actually be that Austin really, really can't stand Naomi. And let's be honest, who could blame him.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Cantara, is that you? What's "wrong" with Naomi?

Stephen said...

"that said, sure he was there and all was rosy in the garden, until stephen started hitting the prosecco."

No one understands a poet. I think I'll write a poem about it.

Anonymous said...

Do you think Ms. Christopher was invited? Just kidding! Just kidding! Speaking of weddings how about a poll about when, where and how Reeke will get married? I'm sure we could get some very funny answers.

Anonymous said...

I think that when Jake first signed up for Reeke, he must have thought that he could put in 2 years, the world would swear on bibles he is straight and that he would have Oscar contending movie roles lined up. But, I think that since that hasn't happened, when the contract was up at the end of 2008 he signed on for more Reeke. While I have held on to hope that when he resigned the Reeke contract he didn't have a testicle and spine removal, his increasingly appalling behaviour, topped off by the Coachella photo shoot, has killed off that hope. I don't think Jake would dare bring any boyfriend (wether or not it's Austin doesn't matter) to Maggie's wedding. Jake seems to be to concerned about appearances to have anyone else but Witherbeard there with him. What would people think if he went to his sister's wedding without the ever present girlfriend? Before the Xmas holidays I thought that there may have been an end to Reeke. Now, I'm convinced that Reeke will go on for many years because I think Reeke may be afraid that if they end it, no one will put their pics in tabloids and talk about them. Looks like their acting careers aren't doing it for them. And before anyone says, WFT2 and OMG and hard habits to break and reading everyones commentaries on Reeke and other things keeps me coming back every day.

Anonymous said...

"how Reeke will get married"

Surely in Cafe Luxxe (or similar over price coffee house) would be most appropriate. they have spent most of their 'relationship' in these type of places.

Anonymous said...

Ms. Christopher posted a picture of Stephen in Italy, wearing a tie, in her twitter.

Anonymous said...

"WFT2 and OMG and hard habits to break and reading everyones commentaries on Reeke and other things keeps me coming back every day"

ITA, this stuff is almost as hard as heroin to quit.

Anonymous said...

Its as addicting as The Adams Family.

Anonymous said...

Taps toes, while waiting for Inquisition to read last post.

Not surprised to find Inquisition still playing dumb.

Taps toes some more

Remembers that the use of the word "need" is a favorite troll tactic, and decides that no matter what gets said, Inquisition is still going to chop off the heads of Jaustin believers.

Decides to do something more constructive with time.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it interesting that it's "there were 40 guests and Reese Witherspoon was there"? Why? is witherspoon the only one worth mentioning of all of the 40 guests? Or it is that it places her there at the wedding when she never was there, and if afterwards it's found out that she never attended, then you can blame it as fake info given by whoever.

Until I see pics, Chin was not at the wedding.

If she was, doesn't make Reeke real, just shows how low the Gyllenhaal's are willing to stoop for their son/brother's career.

Anonymous said...

I'd sure like to know the source of Stephanie's post saying Reese was there. It seems very odd to me. Maggie is good friends with a lot of well-known people, I'm sure some of them were at the wedding.

Anonymous said...

Stephanie who?

Anonymous said...

Maggie's "well-known" friends may be so to you, but not necessarily the general public. Any mention of the possible guests there is going to focus on people better known to the general population.

Anonymous said...

So Reese was the only one "known" to the public there? please!

They also said the wedding was the second weekend of May. Turns out it's the first. so they got that wrong. They probably got Reese info wrong too. Nice PR plants. Always a scapegoat in hand.

No pics, not believing.

Anonymous said...

9:53, you need to learn to read. That is not what 8:47 said. We don't know who may have been there or how well known they may be. But you can bet the US entertainment mags and outlet will mention people they think are more well known to their audience. Which may mean only Maggie, Peter, Jake and Reese (if she was there), possibly Austin too since he is now a big star on OTH.

But I take it that if there are no pics of Austin you will not believe he was there either?

Anonymous said...

Austin? who the hell is talking about him? Why are you obsessed with him? I'm talking about Reese and how PR is trying to push the idea that she was at the wedding.

Why is that so hard for you to understand?

Anonymous said...

Don't know about Autin being there, but I do know that earlier someone posted a link to celebritycity which had pics of Reese walking in LA on 5-1. Her chin may be big, but it's not big enough to strech from LA to Brindisi. One of the reasons I believe the pics of her are from that day is that they didn't make PR's fav blog spots-JustJared and Popsugar. I'm sure PR wouldn't want to promote the knowledge that Chinny wasn't in Italy.

Anonymous said...

But don't you think pr would have told Reese to stay out of sight until after the wedding weekend if she's been here in LA.?

I am not trusting any of this date business. I would not be surprised to find out that Reese was at the wedding. I can't imagine any other reason for her to fly to Italy this close to the wedding date. Why wouldn't she make sure that there were shots of her there with Jake during this weekend so that they could claim she was there for the wedding. PR knows people would expect her to be there, and they know these pap shots are dated.

But by Monday or Tuesday, I sure we will know more or have the issued settled.

Anonymous said...

I'd be stunned if witherbeard wasn't there, but I'd also be stunned if she wasn't there and her public relations people didn't take elaborate efforts to conceal that fact. When you're in witherland, integrity and authenticity have no meaning. Anything is possible.

Anonymous said...

We should care about Reese, but not Austin? I think you're on the wrong blog. Try gyllenbabble, I hear they love to talk about Reese, and never talk about Austin.

And don't play dumb about the photo issue with Reese and Austin. We all know that Jake/Pr are not going to allow pictures of Austin at something like Maggie's wedding, but you can bet if Reese was there we'll get photos.

Who would play dumb? Babbles, trolls and/or PR. I bet PR is all over the place trying to spin/control this. Wouldn't surprise me at all if those Milan photos were not from another time, and Reese was indeed in LA the whole time. But as someone said, we'll see what the next few days bring.

PRE-REEKE: THINGS I MISS said...

Gyllenbabble was circular-logic tangent-filled bass-ackwards Jake-speak, which kinda made sense if you didn't think about it too much.

I didn't know anything about Reese Witherspoon except she was in Walk The Line and won an Oscar.

Atticus was Jake's Best Friend, and they hung out together all the time.

Anonymous said...

Get the sick bags out. IHJ pics.

Anonymous said...

New Reeke Italy pics: So far Maggie is in only 1 of them, coincidentally the only 1 where Reese isn't.

None (so far) of Reeke with Stephen, Maggie, Peter or Ramona. Only Reeke, Naomi, and another woman, maybe the Plaid Lady from Coachella, on a day bike trip. I really wouldn't be surprised if Reeke set it up to show that the Chin was there and she left afterwards. The pics look straight out of a tourist brochure. Man, the little respect I had left for Jake is dwindling by the minute.

Anonymous said...

How ridiculous do Naomi and Plaid Lady look standing/sitting around, framing Reeke, while they do their faked pda photos. These are Ryan Seacrest kissing on the beach territory photos. Jake is just about the most pathetic 'mo in HW.

Anonymous said...

Still can't imagine Maggie inviting that bitch to her wedding. Bet Reese sat in her hotel room during the wedding.

Anonymous said...

"Man, the little respect I had left for Jake is dwindling by the minute."

Mine's now dwindled completely away.. to quote Ted, its toast.

Anonymous said...

Small chapel in Christian Italy and one brother dressed/hatted like hasidik Jew ... was it a Christian or Jewish wedding?

Anonymous said...

And with a child almost 3 years old, why bother marrying now?!

Anonymous said...

Reeke PR never disapoints! lol

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for Maggie & Peter, one of the most precious and important events in your life, and Reese muscles in and turns it into a Reekefest.

Jake G... HW's ball-less wonder boy strikes again.

Anonymous said...

Ah, just when you think Jake can't sink any lower, he does. I wonder how many fans he still has left.

Anonymous said...

Well, reeking fans should be pleased, Reeke didn't forget to call their personal pap.

Ted said...

From Ted’s twitter:

#crescentkumquat's got some super-stiff competition from #toothytile in beard dept

But #crescent has nothing on #toothy who's probably going to marry Miss Beard

Anonymous said...

I hope Ted is wrong.

Anonymous said...

Considering the increasing number of out gays in various professions, most of which are more mentally and physically demanding than acting, Jake and his reps would do better to spend less time being concerned about him being perceived as gay and spend more time and effort to fix his current image of a spineless and ball-less pussy-whipped loser wimp.

PR said...

Nah, it's easier to arrange Reeke photo ops. We are selling our product to the masses.

Anonymous said...

I hate to say this, but Jake really is a loser. He hung around Kirsten when he was starting out, he got his one big role (BBM) and fame when he was without her, and instead of making his own way and carving out a new frontier, next thing you know he's attached himself to Reese. He can't handle being alone, gay or independent, he always has to have a mama. I don't even want to start on what problems I think Reese has, but the two of them are like a couple of fucking leeches. They deserve each other, they really do. I think both of them are the laughingstocks of Hollywood, everyone knows they're losers and phonies but them.

Anonymous said...

They know they are phony - it's their second nature.

Little Women said...

Funny how Business Brunette and Running-On-Empty Mama had to be there with Reeke for the pda. Maybe Mama was there to hold Jakey's hand and Business Brunette was the one holding the cashier's check?

Anonymous said...

"How ridiculous do Naomi and Plaid Lady look standing/sitting around, framing Reeke, while they do their faked pda photos."

Posted on OMG by trip trick

Get this: there had to be 2 photogs there to get the simultaneous front and back views of Reeke getting affectionate between Mama and other lady.

Anonymous said...

^^^ True professionals!

Anonymous said...

Two years of Reeke and bearding has finally turned Jake's career and lifestyle into buckets of honey!

Anonymous said...

Anon at 5:50 I never thought I would say ITA with what you wrote but ITA. He was interesting the short time he was inbetween surrogate mothers. What a couple of miserable losers.

Anonymous said...

I think that Reese had almost nothing to do with this wedding. That accounts for the weirdly timed Disney deal announcement. It was her way of asserting her relevance in the face of being nearly shut out of a perfect pub relations opportunity.

Anonymous said...

7:12 AM

Jake looks a bit surprised :)

Anonymous said...

Yep, he thot it was gonna be honey and it's all going in the crapper.

Anonymous said...

7:14 "He was interesting the short time he was inbetween surrogate mothers."

Aint that the truth.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by TR

Well, you knew that was going to happen right? She must be so happy to have found someone who will do the happy couple photo shoots with her. She was always so angry that people just assumed she and Ryan were not happy together without any real evidence and she could never get him to participate in presenting them as a the perfect family or the romantic couple.

Anonymous said...

Naomi is a smirker, also.

Ted thinks TT's gonna marry the tater tot? I guess. It'll keep mama off his back. But what a cost!

Cheyenne said...

Q: I like out actor Cheyenne Jackson. He so charming and smart, and I really wanted to know why he so keep private about his personal life. I know that he’s had a partner for many years, but he never shows up with his partner at any shows. – Sara, Malaysia

A: In our recent live chat with Cheyenne, someone asked him just this question.

“You never see my partner because he doesn't want to be seen,” he wrote. “He says he is like the Amish, that if you take his picture, you take part of his soul.”

“Believe me,” Cheyenne says, “if I had my way, he would be on my arm at every bloody event. He's hunky and hilarious, but he is just private. But if you are really stealth, you can catch him sometimes. Be on the lookout for the 6'4" scientist who ducks out of every photo op.”

After Elton

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile Spencer Pratt?
—Me

Dear Are You Nuts?
We're offended on Toothy's behalf that you'd even suggest him as our beloved Tile.

Ted's AT

People mag said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard Get Married

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard made it official on Saturday: The longtime couple, who have a daughter together, tied the knot in a romantic wedding in Italy.

"We are happy to confirm that Maggie and Peter were married on Saturday, May 2," the actress's rep said in a statement to PEOPLE.

The celebration took place in a small chapel in Brindisi, according to European news reports. Among the guests were Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon.

This is the second week in a row that Italy has been the home of a celebrity wedding: April 25 Salma Hayek wed French mogul François-Henri Pinault in a star-studded celebration in Venice.

In March, Gyllenhaal celebrated her impending nuptials with a bridal shower attended by friends, including Witherspoon, a source tells PEOPLE.
...
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20276175,00.html

dlisted said...

Posted on OMG

Maggie Gyllenhaal-Sarsgaard
...

Of course, Jakey Poo was there. He loves to squeal at wedding! I'm sure he made the purdiest little flower girl ever. Throwing flowers is really his true calling. Reese also tagged along, because someone had to be there to zip up Jakey's leotard and fluff his tutu before he skipped down the aisle.

Dlisted

Anonymous said...

But wait was Reese there? Because she's the main person in this wedding after all..

Anonymous said...

Dlisted

LOL!

Anonymous said...

What's next, Reeke fucking in front of Naomi?

Naomi makes Cantara look normal in comparison. No wonder Stephen wanted to get away from her.

Anonymous said...

Naomi does seem a bit weird. There is something just totally creepy about those pics of her looking on as Jake and Reeke pda (yuck, vomit and retch!).

As far as Reese in concerned, nothing to me says 'classy' quite so much as abandoning your children for about the 10th time in a month to run after your toyboy and make out in front of his mother. You know what they say, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

Very, very sad and tragic for all concerned - lets just hope that Austin is far, far away from this bunch of utter losers and frauds.

Anonymous said...

Reese is a professional, tabloids don't write themselves.

Anonymous said...

What are you drama queens whinning about? We all knew that Reese would be there. That was to be expected. It was his sister's wedding.

So, what's with the silly, self-induced outrage? You really didn't think Austin would be there? How stupid would that be?

Anonymous said...

10:22.. listen love, we enjoy being whining drama queens okay. If you don't like it, why don't you just go elsewhere.

Jake said...

Drama queens? Ha!

You are a bunch of amateurs!

Anonymous said...

If people here is ready to cut their wrist because a predictable and stupid reeke photo op, then i don't want to imagine what they are going to do when and actually Reeke Wedding happens.

Face it,people:It's gonna happen.

Look at the bright side... this site is going to be funnier than ever ;)))

Anonymous said...

There will be no Reeke wedding, Jake isn't THAT stupid and desperate.

Anonymous said...

God guys, don't take this too seriously! They are just fucking actors. We're all obsessed with those fools right now and vent every now and then, that before we find something else more fun to obsess over, hopefully not some uneducated actors again. ;) Take it easy, it's too unimportnat. :)

Anonymous said...

Just because we got a Reeke fest the day AFTER the wedding doesn't mean Austin couldn't have been there for the wedding, or for the week Jake was gone leading up to the wedding. My guess is Austin was there last week and got out of Dodge before the Reeke fest started up. We still don't have any wedding pictures, so who knows who was there.

My guess is as good as anyone else's.

Anonymous said...

Actually I'm looking forward to the wedding. It will be the biggest sham since TomKat walked down the aisle. Every generation needs their TomKat, and Jake has decided to be his.

Anonymous said...

^^

I also think he would be making a huge mistake, but it's a great business deal with a lot of carrer profits. I think at least, he is seriously thinking about it and tasting the waters with each reeking..

OTOH,Chin has nothing to loose.Her only real man already dumped her and straight young actors don't jump into marriage and step -fatherhod until they turn 50 or more. She is more interested in her matrimony with her shity movies ,anyway

Anonymous said...

God guys, don't take this too seriously! They are just fucking actors.

**
I'm at the office.Right now, for me is bitching about reeke or doing real work. I prefer bitching instead of working.

and people wonder why capitalism is going downhill....

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Poor Toothy is soon gonna be so long in the tooth that he's not gonna be worth waiting for.

But that's just my opinion.

:D :D

Anonymous said...

Does Naomi taser him if he doesnt perform?

Jake said...

I'm young, beautiful, modest and sincere!

Anonymous said...

You're looking older and uglier by the day Jake. I give it about another year before Austin trades you in for a hot new model.

BettyBotox said...

he does look pretty grim in some of those pics. Do I just know very none wrinkled people, or am i right in thinking that its not normal for a man of 28 to have crows feet and such a wrinkled forehead.

Jake said...

"Does Naomi taser him if he doesnt perform?"

Mom just makes notes, she is my biggest critic!

Anonymous said...

11:46 AM, you are right, it's too early for such wrinkles.

'Who Knew' singer Pink: I'm NOT bisexual said...

Posted on OMG

Singer Pink is pretty peeved that she was quoted as saying she's bisexual. After years of denials, the married "Who Knew" singer reportedly confirmed she has a thing for the ladies. But she says it was all made up.

"I'm not embarrassed about being bisexual. This is who I am," Pink (nee Alecia Moore) is quoted as telling Britain's News of the World. Pink reportedly added that she would be "just as happy with a new women" if things with hubby Carey Hart went south. "I'm not complicated," she says. "I sing about love in all its shapes, forms and colors."

Pink's rep tells the Daily News that the interview was "entirely fabricated."

The singer was cagey about the story on her Twitter page, writing, "I just read that I'm bisexual. So 1991. Good thing people write articles about me so I can get my facts [straight]."

Pink has previously insisted that she wasn't into the idea of having a same-sex romance. "I'm not gay so I guess I would not try a relationship with a woman," she told NOW magazine last year. "I didn't say I haven't experimented, but I love men too much to make it a permanent thing."

The 29-year-old's alleged revelation comes on the heels of Hart's announcement that the estranged couple are reconciling. We're rebuilding," her hubby told People magazine in April. "Sometimes you have to take a couple of steps backwards to move forward."

Daily News

Pink said...

^^^ Gay is not OK.

Anonymous said...

I'm wondering if this is the cue where Reeke goes on that Egypt trip and gets engaged.

Anonymous said...

I don't want to compare or anything, but it's interesting that we see Michelle W. mostly with her kid, having breakfast, go to the playground, them spending time with her other (mostly male (lol)) friends and of course also with Spike. But not most of the time her with Spike like it's the case with Jake and Reese. There were more pics of her with her kids pre Jake. I know I would miss my kids if I went to Italy and left them home. Though I believe Reeke date for real, I think Jake is bi and Austin was his boyfriend (just to get this straight, not promoting JIS here).

Anonymous said...

That pic of Reese lying down and Jake with his hand feeling her stomach cracks me up, he's looking for her penis.

Anonymous said...

Reese looks and acts like she's about eight years old. Mama ain't wearin' no bra and flashin' her knickers. What a family of pervs!

Anonymous said...

he's looking for his baby!!!

Anonymous said...

Jake is not bi-sexual. He got terrified by a giant vagina, you know whose, when a small tad, and is now 'bearding' with a teeny weeny beard person to avoid one a those big ole hairy things comin' after him in the middle of the night.

It's sad, really.

Anonymous said...

well, i think Jake is gay, maybe had a few experiences with women as a teen but he knows what he likes better. I think he is actually dating with Reese. He is not the first or the last gay on the planet who dates then get married and have children with a beard.
She is a very ugly beard,no argue on that.
But what pretty,intelligent or sincere girl would choose this charade instead of a real BF?

Anonymous said...

One day R's beard will get stuck in a log and a Jake will guess that her name is really Laura Reese Rumplestiltskin, not Wither Spoon. And she will go into a rage and tear herself in two.

This is called a "happy ending"

:D :D

Anonymous said...

‘THEY KILL PEOPLE LIKE US,’ SAYS GAY IRAQIIraq’s gay population is being targeted by militia groups in a wave of killings that has claimed the lives of up to 25 young men and boys in the past month.

Anonymous said...

Here's your chance to "vote" for same-sex marriage in Oklahoma !

I'm pleased to see that 45% support gay marriage and another 15% support civil unions although gay marriage.

60% love The Gays!

Anonymous said...

PS You'll have to scroll down - The Oklahoma poll is about halfway down the page, on the right side.

EVERY VOTE COUNTS ;-)

Ted said...

from Ted's twitter:

I so don't see how #maggiegyllenhaal and #jakegyllenhaal are related, she's heatless

Gay Tainted Logic said...

1:39, how can you say that Jake is gay, is dating Reese, (having sex with Reese) will marry Reese and have kids with her, but that he's still gay?

If I said Jake was straight, dates guys and has sex with guys but he's still straight, you'd all argue "No, he's GAY!"

Anonymous said...

"1:39, how can you say that Jake is gay, is dating Reese, (having sex with Reese) will marry Reese and have kids with her, but that he's still gay?"

Im not 1:39 but agree. I have known guys who are a hundred percent gay, marry, have children, etc. Because you are a hundred percent gay does NOT mean you can't get it up for a woman, etcetc.

Puleeze people try to understand this. It is a simple fact of life.

LOL said...

Look at Jake's big easy smile and his hand on the back of the man outside the glass at the airport, then look at the other 10 pics of him with Reese.

Anonymous said...

2:36 then that means a straight man can have sex with other men but not be considered gay or bi. The logic has to work both ways in the scenarios to be valid.

Anonymous said...

Jake is gay and he enjoys it only in bed.In real life, he prefers being take as a straight guy.If he has to date and sleep with Resse or Kirsten or whoever,then he will do it.

I think closeted gay guys sleep with women all the time.
I don't think straight men have sex with other men just to prove society that they can do it.

Anonymous said...

IHJ gallery

May 4 - Reeke Depart From Brindisi Airport In Italy

Anonymous said...

"Iraq’s gay population is being targeted by militia groups in a wave of killings that has claimed the lives of up to 25 young men and boys in the past month."

:'(

Anonymous said...

"2:36 then that means a straight man can have sex with other men but not be considered gay or bi."

Yes, of course, that's very true.

Anonymous said...

They're goin' back home!

Yay! Stop bothering Italy, you silly pervs!

Anonymous said...

Why is it her clothes keep getting stuck in her crack?

Anonymous said...

"2:36 then that means a straight man can have sex with other men but not be considered gay or bi. The logic has to work both ways in the scenarios to be valid.

May 04, 2009 2:45 PM"

Let's not be dense about this.

There is enormous social pressure on gay men to pretend 100%of the time to all the world that they are straight. This pressure includes threats of murder that are often carried out, as well as threats to our careers. That is why some gay men pretend to be straight.

There is no such pressure on straight men to pretend to be gay.

Please don't trivialize threats of murder by pretending that you don't understand the difference between these two situations.

This is why, personally, I deeply resent the behavior of the gyllenbabblers.

Anonymous said...

"Because you are a hundred percent gay does NOT mean you can't get it up for a woman, etcetc. Puleeze people try to understand this."

People who don't understand that should

a) keep in mind that only gay men know how gay men feel and "function"

b) read what gay men have to say, you don't need to take our word for it.

Anonymous said...

"from Ted's twitter: I so don't see how #maggiegyllenhaal and #jakegyllenhaal are related, she's heatless"

Maggie isn't hot? Maggie is a cold person? Maggie has low body temperature?

Anonymous said...

Maggie is not a fame whore and doesn't show her face on rags, so i guess she is not a very attractive figure for a gossip columnist

Anonymous said...

You can tell from the way Jake touches Reese in those pictures that he's never slept with her. He acts like she has cooties.

Anonymous said...

^ ^ ^

ITA.

closet said...

"read what gay men have to say, you don't need to take our word for it"

One gay man story: Jim Toevs, gay political activist, commentator, and writer/

It was May of 1980. I was thirty-eight years old, married to a woman I loved, the father of two young sons, and from the outside looking in, had a life which was the envy of many.

I was a successful businessman, an active right-wing Conservative Republican, an Elder in the Presbyterian Church, President of the Board of Realtors, the local Chair of United Way, and had just been appointed by the Board of Lewis County Commissioners as the volunteer Chair of the Lewis County Commission on Tourism.

I was charged with the job of transforming the disaster resulting from the Mt. St. Helen’s volcanic eruption, which had decimated the economy of our County, into a tourist attraction which would bring thousands of visitors, along with their dollars, to our economically depressed area of the State of Washington.

I drove a candy apple red Mercedes, owned an office building in town which sported my name in large gold letters, and lived in a beautiful home on a hill at the end of a long, private, paved driveway with a fantastic view of the Chehalis Valley and Mt. Rainier.

THAT WAS THE JIM TOEVS THAT EVERYBODY SAW...

Who they did not see was a thirty-eight years old man who was driven to hide the fact that he was naturally more sexually attracted to men than to women. Paradoxically, alcohol was used both to numb the pain of my lonely closet, as well as on very rare occasions, to provide the excuse to engage in man to man sexual activity with a friend or acquaintance with the dismissive morning-after statement, "God, we sure got drunk last night, didn’t we?"

My doctor was a devout Christian, in the best sense of the word, and he was also a very good doctor. When all attempts to control my blood pressure failed, he wisely said, "Jim, I don’t know what is going on with you, but I think you need to get in touch with your feelings. I have a sense that your life threatening high blood pressure may be caused more by unresolved emotional and psychological issues than by physical ones."

...

Coming Out Stories: From the Closet to Politics

Anonymous said...

4:00

Pics don't prove anything, they have no physical chemistry,i agree.But it doesn't mean they didn't sleep together at least one time.

I think their dating status is real but the love is fake.
He is faking being heterosexual and she pretends she is not hurt by Ryan's treason.
If they are faking the love,is understandable they feel nervious when they are photographed together.

Anonymous said...

Their "dating" status is defined by the fauxmance contract.

Oprah Panel: How Does One Know if Someone is Gay? said...

Oprah and her panel of experts — Jenny McCarthy, Gayle King, Nate Berkus, and Hugh Jackman — on Friday pondered same-sex marriage and the question, how do you know if someone is gay? They also talk to a lesbian couple in Iowa.

Towleroad - video clip

Anonymous said...

JG's Diary
Entry #6
5/4/09

Days since last appearance in completed film : 570 days (Rendition, 10/11/07)
Days since last firm movie booking : 349 (PoP, 5/20/08)
Days since last reported Reeke photo-op : 2

Ah, if only the Cannes judging committee, Ang Lee, David Fincher or for that matter all of those screenwriters not laboring away at unfinished manuscripts, cared about photo-ops.

Oh well, Damn Yankees in 2012 sounds promising. When is Jamie Foxx coming out with another music video?

Jake said...

*Damn!*

Anonymous said...

I don't think you can put Damn Yankees in the "for sure" category yet.

Anonymous said...

Don't say that, I really want to see that movie!

Anonymous said...

I don't know what the actual relationship is between Jake and Reese, but it is possible that they are friends with benefits, so to speak. Remember too what Ted said about Jake having the perfect situation with his public girlfriend and his boy on the side.

I have no problem believing that Reese was at the wedding. And no you won't see any pics because it appears that Maggie and company were trying to have a private affair. There were reportedly 40 people there, but the paps only got a few.

However, I do not believe Austin was there. I think it's rather sad to try to place him there. I don't think Austin is as important to Jake as many here think he is. Which would also explain why Jake' behavior is not cause for him to "leave" Jake. Maybe they are just fuckbuddies.

Anonymous said...

"I don't think you can put Damn Yankees in the "for sure" category yet."

Add the Namath biopic, the Untitled Moon Movie Project and the Armstrong biopic to the 'unsure category'. We also don't have an exact release date for either Brother or Nailed. This list is getting long, isn't it? And there doesn't appear to be anything that CAA, the gossip rags or witherbeard can do about it.

So much for good management. Maybe he can be Grand Marshall at NY Gay Pride. At least he'll earn his fee that day.

Anonymous said...

The gays don't want him either.

Anonymous said...

"Maybe they are just fuckbuddies"

Never thought I'd say this, but in light of recent behaviour I hope you're right. Austin deserves better than weirdo Jake.

And guys, ditch those stupid hats, Jake and Reese look like the biggest twats in history at the airport. God alone only knows what the Italians there thought.

Anonymous said...

They're almost as embarrassing as George Bush for godsakes. And their clothes are stupid.

another musical said...

Hugh Jackman is desperate to bring a Carousel film to the screen, and hopes to get Anne Hathaway to join him. "I've been looking to do a musical film for some time and after things like Moulin Rouge!, Chicago and Hairspray, I think there's a real opportunity there," Jackman says, "I've been filling up [Hathaway's] answering machine with messages about Carousel." [DailyExpress]

Anonymous said...

What a gentleman!

Let the beard carry her big ass bag. LOL

Anonymous said...

The more and more Jakes career takes a dive the more reeke is employed. When is Jake gonna realize that the only thing reeke is doing for him is making him look like an ass. No one believes it. See Jake has a little problem. He can't act. It is not the gay rumors that keep him from getting work. It is his talent.

Anonymous said...

Some of you are starting to sound like those loons on IUC who believe that Brad and Angelina are in some kind of freefall, are hated by everyone in Hollywood and the rest of the world, have no career anymore and would have no one interesed in them without publicity that they generate.

Jake can act (See Donnie Darko, Moonlight Mile, BBM, etc.). I am sure his career will be fine.

Anonymous said...

someone once said Jake is a performer, not an actor. He certanly cannot interpret a character he doesn't understand. Give him a good script and he'll perform. BBMt and Donnie Darko, IMHO. Both excellent scripts. Moonlight Mile terrible script.

I dont think he's shown what he can do, yet.

I agree that his career will be fine, he's ambitious, but not sure it will be interesting.

Anonymous said...

I dont think he's shown what he can do, yet.

I agree that his career will be fine, he's ambitious, but not sure it will be interesting.


I totally disagree. I think he is borinf as hell has no charisma and very little talent. He knows it and he is desperate.

Anonymous said...

^boring=borinf

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmoDMdLoUZw

don't tell me Jake can't act!

Anonymous said...

He's consistently outacted by co-stars in ALL of his films. I'm sure even Gemma will be better than him in Prince of Persia.

Anonymous said...

So some of you are fixated on someone with no redeeming attributes or qualities or talent.

Just what does that say about you?

Anonymous said...

So, if Austin wasn't at the wedding, then what does that say about the nature of his relationship with Jake?

And why is he still with Jake? What does he get out of the Reeke arrangement? I really don't get it.

Anonymous said...

" I really don't get it."

You can say that again.

Anonymous said...

"Just what does that say about you?"

Who, me?

Anonymous said...

I don't get Austin either. My only guess is that Austin, is still in love with Jake. I think Jake is fond of Austin, may even love him, but he is no longer in love with him. Austin is easy and familiar. It's easier to keep Austin around than look for another guy.

Of course, that doesn't completely explain why Austin stays. You don't have to put up with just any behavior because you are in love with someone.

Has anyone else got a better guess?

Atticus said...

*licks up the dried Stoli someone spilled on the side of the bathtub*

*walks over to the livingroom, finds a spot in the corner where the carpet is chock-full of male pheromones, and inhaling deeply, takes a long satisfying sniff*

*looks longingly at the high bars in the closet and wishes he could hold onto them too*

*has a spring in his step from getting petted and cooed over by all the new party boys*

*thinks, Man I love it when Daddy's on one of his PR trips and I stay home with Austy*

Anonymous said...

5:29

Judging from his recent box office revenues and questionable film choices, it looks like the straights don't want him either.

Anonymous said...

I guess the same could be said for Brad Pitt and George Clooney.

Anonymous said...

Quit wondering about Austin. He's never going to do better than Jake, and he knows it. He's not going anywhere.

Informers anyone?

Anonymous said...

Truth be told, Austin will never do worse than Jake.

Anonymous said...

Either way, it doesn't say much for Austin. Faithful Fido.

Anonymous said...

Hey, we're all still here, and we don't even have the pleasure of fucking Jake. And you wonder why Austin sticks around. :-D

no thanks said...

I don't know anymore if I would want to fuck Jake. He'd probably want to wear one of those stupid hats and insist that I keep telling him he's "amazing" "fantastic" and "fabulous!" And he's probably one of those that when he orgasms, he lets out a quiet little sigh.

Anonymous said...

"Judging from his recent box office revenues and questionable film choices, it looks like the straights don't want him either."

Oh yeah? When is the last time that either Clooney or Pitt went almost two years without being seen on the screen? Did Pitt's Oscar turn bomb at the box office? Did Michael Clayton bomb?

Come up with better comparisons, OK? Comparing Jake with Pitt and Clooney in terms of work schedule, receipts or the fact that the best directors seem to be willing to work with them is absolutely laughable. They don't deserve to be mentioned in the same breath.

Anonymous said...

11:32, where the hell did you get comparing Clooney and Pitt to Jake from 5:24, 5:29 and 10:11's comments? LOL, sheesh.

Anonymous said...

This more than anything convinces me that there might be some truth to Baby Tile.

There is no other reason any sane person would stay in a relationship with an embarrassing closet case like Jake Gyllenhaal, with his patented bearded anal-excavating finger move, and with the humiliation of seeing your boyfriend prance over Hollywood with a little blonde control freak.

Anonymous said...

"I guess the same could be said for Brad Pitt and George Clooney.

May 04, 2009 10:24 PM"

11:32 is a response to 10:24. And I agree.

Anonymous said...

3:07.. you could have a seriously valid point there, there's alot of people who try to make unsatisfactory relationships work for the sake of a child.

My self though, I can never work out which is more humiliating:

1. seeing you bf prance around HW with blonde midget;

2. bing bf being made to prance around HW with blonde midget so the 'money men' can make even more money from me, making myself a general laughing stock in the process; or

3. being the blonde midget - who having been dumped for a prettier, younger woman, needs to prance around HW with fake bf to retain public interest in my career, again, making myself a general laughing stock in the process.

Austin (who hopefully still gets to enjoy time with the real Jake) maybe has the best deal here.

RamonaTile!!! said...

After seven years together, indie film heroes Maggie Gyllenhaal, 31, and Peter Sarsgaard, 38, finally tied the knot Saturday at the (convenient) chapel inside the posh hotel Masseria in Brindisi, Italy.

Guests included Peter's bff (and Maggie's bro) Jake Gyllenhaal and his gf, Reese Witherspoon. Jake and Reese, who became engaged in April 2006, have a 2-year-old girl, Ramona.
.

Philly Phuckup

Anonymous said...

^^^ It's a good thing that Maggie doesn't read gossip and tabloids (at least she said so).

Anonymous said...

IHJ gallery

May 4 - Reeke Arriving At LAX Airport

Anonymous said...

"being the blonde midget - who having been dumped for a prettier, younger woman, needs to prance around HW with fake bf to retain public interest in my career, again, making myself a general laughing stock in the process"

Reese's public image is one big lie from the start of her career, all she ever did was lying and pretending to be someone else ("classy, yet down to earth").

Boo said...

Boy I'm sure glad I got outta this fuckery!

Anonymous said...

(((Boo)))

Anonymous said...

PRE-REEKE: THINGS I MISS
Atticus was Jake's Best Friend, and they hung out together all the time.
/

Atticus is still Jake's Best Friend - his love is unconditional.

Boo said...

(((Anonymous)))

Anonymous said...

Atticus said...
*has a spring in his step from getting petted and cooed over by all the new party boys*

:)

Atticus said...

*wonders if its too late to move in with Mama Kirsten and change his name to Lovey*

Atticus said...

My love is unconditional as long as I get food, treats, toys, bones, a warm bed, petted, groomed, played with, walked, and taken to dog parks. Right now its 7 out of 10. Grrrr.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Jake is back, he'll make it 10/10 again!

Anonymous said...

Lovey?!?

For a moment I forgot you are gay too.

The White House said...

Out lesbian to helm federal aging administration

Kathy Greenlee, a former aide to HHS Secretary Kathleen Sibelius, has been nominated by President Obama to become Assistant Secretary, Administration on Aging, at HHS. Greenlee’s appointment requires Senate confirmation, according to the Washington Blade.

Greenlee worked on aging issues in Kansas and also is a past co-chair of Equality Kansas. She earned a law degree at the University of Kansas.

Greenlee is the 35th openly gay or lesbian presidential appointee nominated by Obama. A full list of out appointees and information about applying for an appointment through Presidential Appointments Project are available at glli.org/presidential.

BI said...

This multi-talented tween star is frequently seen with cute boy stars, most of her own generation. One evening last week, however, she puzzled onlookers by ignoring every boy in the room in favor of talking, drinking, and dancing only with other girls. Is our little sweetheart actually gay? According to some of the girls in attendance, she is “curious” and “exploring her options”. Is she a Pink in the making? Maybe. (Blind Gossip)

PR BI said...

This B/C Actress that recently had a public breakup, was seen with her ex’s best friend on two separate occasions. One was at a restaurant eating dinner, the other was when our photographer came upon her car with two huddled figures snuggled inside. When he got closer to take a picture, the best friend was seen putting his/her clothes back on. Calls were made from publicists and lawyers, needless to say no pictures will be published and thus it remains blind. Not Lindsay Lohan. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

Anonymous said...

Isn't it strange that none of the usual PR bought gossip sites like JustJared and Popsugar didn't have not even one pic of Reeke in Italy? I mean the Chin did all that hard work of making sure to be there the day after the wedding and then Reeke did the over the top photo op, but no one ran any of the pics. I personally hope it's because no one is interested anymore, but I wonder if PR is saving the pics for another US Weekly cover.

Anonymous said...

JustJared and Popsugar are PR friendly sites.

I'm sure PR decided to post info about the wedding and Reeke attending on Monday, and will post Reeke Italy photo ops on Tuesday.

Pink said...

In this video chat, Pink says of the incident this weekend in which she denied that she is bisexual, that she marched against prop 8 and has spoken out on gay rights, so "if I were gay, do you really think I would have a problem coming out? There's nothing wrong with being gay. There's nothing wrong with being bisexual. I would be waving my fucking flag all over the place, but it's not my truth." [Perez Hilton]

what a man! said...

George Clooney will testify against two former waitresses who say Rande Gerber sexually harassed them. Clooney, who was an eyewitness, will take a lie detector test to back up his claim that the allegations are false. [TMZ]

PR said...

"If I were gay, do you really think I would have a problem coming out?"

Celebrities never have a problem with coming out because all celebrities are straight.
OK, all except those 17 people who are out.

Anonymous said...

It'll be interesting to see if the photos show up anywhere but IHJ. My theory is that they were basically put out there is that so WFT2 and OMG couldn't say she wasn't there. Just another "Fuck Off" to his BBM and gay fans.

They may also show up in a tabloid, but we all know the internet is where it is at.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe in Baby Tile for one minute. Some of you just have to find some kind of reason for Austin's hanging around.

Face it. He's weak and convenient. And since everyone in Hollywood knows all about these three, do you really think they are laughing at Jake and Reese (who is still working fairly steadily) and not laughing at the stepford boyfriend?

In fact, I doubt they really are laughing at Reese and Jake since so many of them play the same game.

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