Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Playing gay, being gay
24 November 2005
This well might be the Year of the Gay at the Oscars. Not the year of the gay actor - heavens forbid - but the year when actors are rewarded for playing gay parts. Philip Seymour Hoffman has produced what is said to be a virtuoso account of Truman Capote's mincing style in Capote. Felicity Huffman, the put-upon one in Desperate Housewives, has been persuaded to play a male-to-female transvestite in Transamerica. And Annie Proulx's great short story, Brokeback Mountain, about an extended and tragic love affair between two cowboys, has been filmed by Ang Lee with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in the leads.
Oscars surely await some of these. There are half a dozen other big name actors playing gay roles this season, and it's evidently now a safe career move. It's worth noting, however, that none of these actors themselves is gay, and indeed most of them have been at some pains to distance themselves from any such suggestion. Michelle Williams, the mother of Ledger's child, appears in Brokeback Mountain as his character's betrayed wife. That, one must assume, could only happen when there was no possibility whatever of it being, for instance, a sardonic joke on a real-life gay affair. The casting of Williams is a spectacular example of the sexual alibi; for anyone who cares to wonder, we are reassured that this could only be a piece of "let's pretend", and the actor's real interests are nervously displayed on screen.
As if that wasn't enough, the actors in these films are always at pains to stress the incredible trauma involved in having to pretend to kiss a person of the same sex in front of cameras. To be fair, this is always a subject that unhealthily obsesses interviewers, but actors' responses are often highly amusing. Jake Gyllenhaal has said: "Heath and I were both saying, 'Let's get the love scenes over as fast as we can - all right, cool. Let's get to the important stuff.'"
We are left in no doubt at all. The actors in these films are so extraordinarily heterosexual that playing gay presents them with incredible challenges. Personally, I've spent a day down a working coal mine, and think that, as jobs go, being asked to snog Heath Ledger is not among the world's more demanding professional tasks.
But Hollywood, evidently, agrees with the actors. When you look at recent Oscars, the tendency is fairly clear. Tom Hanks - famously uxorious - won for playing a gay man in Philadelphia. Hilary Swank's burlesque turn as a transsexual teen in Boys Don't Cry followed, and then Charlize Theron won for the fat, ugly, lesbian serial killer in Monster. Of course, as is customary, some of the Oscar-winning credit goes to the make-up artist here - golly, look at Charlize, she's made herself all ugly - but most of it is surely down to the incredible fact that an artist was prepared to demean herself enough to play a lesbian.
When you look at the history of Oscar-winning performances, Hollywood's new enthusiasm for embracing minorities seems less than profound. Notoriously, the easiest way to win an Oscar is to play somebody bravely fighting against a physical condition or a mental handicap. The easiest route of all, in fact, is to play a gifted artist suddenly struck down by disability - the early years of the Academy awards are littered with long-forgotten tales of deaf sopranos and ballerinas with gout. As the "Kate Winslet" character in Ricky Gervais's series Extras scabrously observed, "Daniel Day-Lewis in My Left Foot? Oscar. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man? Oscar. Seriously, you are guaranteed an Oscar if you play a mental."
The way Hollywood is rushing to reward heterosexual actors playing gay roles does not, really, reflect very well on its engagement. It is just too much like its fairly disgraceful engagement with mental and physical disability, and too much like rewarding a variety turn. Hollywood, so admiring of an actor's ability to project a sexuality not his own in these cases, has never been in a hurry to reward those far more common examples of gay actors convincingly playing heterosexual roles. In most cases, that involves rather more than the requirement of kissing this year's starlet in front of the cameras - a requirement no less or more demanding for a gay actor than Mr Gyllenhaal being asked to kiss Mr Ledger, surely. It may involve an actor's whole life.
One of the very striking things about this whole curious fashion is that not one of the actors involved is gay themselves. Moreover, it seems fairly likely, in view of the tone of the attendant publicity, that a studio just wouldn't cast a gay actor in one of these roles. It is quite impossible to imagine Heat magazine asking a gay actor how they enjoyed kissing their straight co-star, or indeed, their gay co-star. It would raise questions of enthusiasm which the world of publicity is not quite ready for and we can only, it seems, watch such kisses with the assurance, as swift as can be arranged, that nobody involved could possibly have derived pleasure from it.
But there's another, rather bigger reason why the studios wouldn't cast a gay actor in such a role. In America, evidently, there aren't any gay actors. One may grow rather satirical on the subject, but the truth is that whereas in every other country in the world it is widely accepted that theatre and film offer a congenial and sympathetic area in which gay men and women can work, this is simply not true in America. There are no gay actors - or at least, there weren't until Nathan Lane, to everyone's utter incredulity, came out. Of course, there were gay actors in America's past - James Dean, Cary Grant, Dirk Bogarde, Rock Hudson, Danny Kaye. Plenty of them, in fact. But, for whatever reason, there's hardly a single gay actor of recognisable stature working in Hollywood. An incredible fact.
Sooner or later, one of those non-existent gay actors will take a role as a gay character, and tell us all subsequently how difficult they found kissing their co-star, to general derisive hilarity. In fact, it's not hard to think of a recent film where exactly that situation arose, starring one of those gentlemen with a boyfriend on the payroll and a lady hired for the purpose of premieres. But Hollywood will only seem truly tolerant when it allows gay actors to play gay roles, kissing included, and no whining about it in the publicity afterwards. Until then there's - how should one put it - a slight air of Al Jolson about the whole business.
Source: Gay for today by Philip Hensher, The Guardian
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"I didn't see the photos on X17."
here you can see pap agency info
If they marry and have children, I won't wait any longer.
Very sad about today's decision on Prop 8. However, CA amends their state constition regularly, so it still could happen that it could be reversed. :(
Looking at the pics of Jake shopping, I get several impressions. First, that outfit is horrible. Second, he looks very pale. I bet that if he takes off the sunglasses he would have that same suken eyes, glassy look he had in the Lakes pics from the other day. Third, no offense to anyone, but something about in in these pics screams "gay man". I can't put my finger on it, but there is just something there that gives off a strong gay vibe.
*Fuck!*
"*Fuck!*"
Not with me I like boobies.
*Double fuck!*
J.G. Francis pic - hot or not?
"I almost touched Jake Gyllenhaal's penis" post is deleted:
Sorry, the page you were looking for in the blog wholeheartedly wholehearted! does not exist.
"J.G. Francis pic - hot or not?"
not
Ay!
"J.G. Francis pic - hot or not?"
Maybe after a hair cut and a shower
"J.G. Francis pic - hot or not?"
Gay sunglasses.
"Third, no offense to anyone, but something about in in these pics screams "gay man"."
I'd say its something to do with the basket. Like pilates, I'm not thinking many straight men in their 20's would happily walk around an urban area with such a fecking fey item. Can't actually imagine many gay men in their 20's would either, more an accessory for your affluent retired gay man I'd think.
He's no Austin. He's not even as hot as Chris in his tube socks.
"I'd say its something to do with the basket. Like pilates, I'm not thinking many straight men in their 20's would happily walk around an urban area with such a fecking fey item. Can't actually imagine many gay men in their 20's would either, more an accessory for your affluent retired gay man I'd think."
Hey at least I didn't hook the basket over my arm! Besides I think I look real butch carrying two bags of big heavy long thick hard cucumbers and juicy tomatoes as big as lions balls in one hand and the basket of leafy greens in the other, it totally makes the veins in my arms pop out. And notice I carried the basket like a handweight and my legs are hairy and I wore old man socks and a fedora and I have money in my hand so really all those butch manly straight things totally cancel out the fey basket and the purple buttplug and my pink thong I mean the sweatshirt tied so gay around my waist. whew.
I would say, the basket is indicative of concern for and awareness of the environment, not sexuality. I wish more people would use them! Jake walks the walk as well as talks the talk on that issue, it seems.:)
The basket as concern for the environment?!! How does it explain the 2 plastic bags in his other hand?!
You do the best you can. A lot of people use reusable shopping bags. He looks like a man who's happy in domesticity to me, hence the socks and the nonchalance about his looks. :)
Jake walks the walk as well as talks the talk on that issue, it seems.:)
Except when he travels on private jets
You do the best you can. All or nothing sometimes is impossible, I'd rather someone do the best they can than do nothing at all.
I hope all this talk about basket is not making our WTF!Jake too horny.
I meant WFT!Jake of course.
True. The harm that private jets do to the environment is compensated by using reusable shopping bags.
I think the planet already feels the difference! :)) Thank you,ecologist Jake!
WTF!Jake
LOL!
Not only Reeke are phonies, Brangelina too. Pitt is oh so environment friendly until he or his gf use a private jet and they do it pretty often. Don't listen to what these celebs babble, just watch their movies and admire their beauty. That's good enough. ;)
Angie looked drop-dead gorgeous in that gown at Cannes.
".... something about in in these pics screams "gay man""
Jake screams 'big queen' when he brushes his teeth! As his beard once said,"Jake is fabulous!"
Carry those big zuchinis any way you want to, girlfriend. Go on with your bad self!
"my legs are hairy and I wore old man socks"
Jake, maybe you should try this: How to Look Masculine - Walk with a limp.
Oh, wait, you did.
Use of private jets and how what people do on the ground for the environment are two different things. All or nothing isn't practical - air travel is a fact of life. At least they aren't doing what Mimi did - flying personal trainers out for their vacation. Hopefully, it's all strictly work related and kept to a minimum. I don't see the huge issue with air travel - auto emmissions, too much garbage from too many people on the planet, ever-increasing power demands and lack of conservation, are much bigger concerns than what a handful of movie stars do. Bringing it to people's attention is a good thing.
"Not only Reeke are phonies, Brangelina too."
Brangelina isn't a fauxmance.
Brad Pitt gave $100k to help defeat Prop 8. New Orleans, $2 million for Ethiopian clinic, $1 Million to Darfur...
All publicity whores are NOT the same.
"True. The harm that private jets do to the environment is compensated by using reusable shopping bags."
Couldn't have put it better myself. The moment anyone gets on a private jet they negate any environmental credentials they ever had. Not to sound 'up my own arse', but being environmentally aware means more than using a recycled shopping bag. It means sometimes having to wait for a scheduled flight and travelling with the 'little' people.
Arsing around Ojai with some poncy basket just don't cut it.
"I don't see the huge issue with air travel"
Sorry love, air travel is one of the most environmentally damaging things out there. Sorry, but private jets are bad, get use to it.
"All publicity whores are NOT the same."
No, they're not I'll give you that.
Last year during Cannes film festival, Brad supposedly was talking to Michelle Williams for about an hour privatley outside the SYN after party. He probably talked with her about Heath and/or to ask how she's doing.
I think he's a nice famewhore. ;)
He looks like a man who's happy in domesticity to me, hence the socks and the nonchalance about his looks. :)
Pity poor Reese, she finally snags a cute gay guy, and then he goes all hetro on her and turns into a slob. Jeez, she's have been better keeping Ryan around, at least he was house trained.
Ahh how funny. After the blogger account of making eye contact with Jake and one of our posters educated guess on which coffee cafe it was (an out of the way quiet one), Jake was twittered and pic'd at a different cafe today, a crowded more mainstream in-and-out one. But at least he was w/o Reese.
Sorry love, but air travel counts for only two per cent of our total CO2 emissions.
But on another level, I agree with you. I think we should reduce the number of regular commercial flights so that only completely full flights are available. Makes sense, no?
And another thing, love, the best way for people to appreciate our beautiful environment is to travel to see it, and to make eco-tourisim a valid means for travel, so that some of our natural wonders will survive.
Last year during Cannes film festival, Brad supposedly was talking to Michelle Williams for about an hour privatley outside the SYN after party. He probably talked with her about Heath and/or to ask how she's doing.
I think he's a nice famewhore. ;)
^^^
Why was everybody aware about them having a private conversation ?
Somebody made sure the media find out and talk about it.
PR shit smell always the same
"PR shit smell always the same"
It smells like money, my dear! Fabulous!
"PR shit smell always the same"
Maybe.
Sorry love, but air travel counts for only two per cent of our total CO2 emissions.
whatever, let's agree that anyone who taks private jets doesn't really he an environmental leg to stand on, fancy nancy baskets not withstanding.
Agreed. And just think of how much CO2 emmissions could be saved if everybody stopped bitching and kept their mouths shut! :)
I save the earth water!
"PR shit smell always the same"
There are genuine nice people who are celebrities - like John Travolta and Céline Dion (that's the word).
And soap!
Ugh! Take a bath,bitch! Earth water be damned!
But John owns a private jet, doesn't he?
AND CLOSETED GAY!
I water all the trees and bushes and shrubs and plants and flowers and grass and hydrants and it's all recycled and natural!
Atti, we love you. :)
Headless Jake twitpic
correction, headless and sideless (he's on the left)
Woof 5:00!
"twitpic"
*wants big dog*
Atticus is a size queen! lol
“Upholding the discriminatory Proposition 8 marks May 26, 2009, as a dark day for the people of California. The idea that gay families like mine should not be included in our country's promise of equal rights for all citizens is deeply un-American. While California has taken a giant step backwards, states like Maine and Iowa (and soon, I hope, New York) are leading with way towards a fairer and better tomorrow.”
-- Cynthia Nixon on the California supreme court's decision to uphold Prop. 8
As a 3rd generation California native I am disgusted with our Supreme Court. How could the same justices decide with a 4-3 ruling to allow gay marriage then decide 6-1 to not have it? Three of the "gay marriage is right" people switched over to "gay marriage is wrong" WTF?
Anyway I read something in the LA Times that made me look at the big picture and feel better. Were the ladies in a Sunday Spotlight? Anyway I hope you read it and feel better about it too. It will all work out. ;*
We never even thought about getting married back then. It didn't become an issue for a long time -- in fact, it never was much of an issue for us. The gay rights movement was new, and there were so many other issues. We wanted a law that would keep people from getting fired because they were gay. We wanted a law that made it illegal to throw people out of their houses because they were gay. We were feminists, and a lot of the feminist movement was opposed to marriage because the institution gave men power over women.
'It never was much of an issue for us.'
^^^
Del died a few months later, before Proposition 8 passed. She died a married woman. As far as I know, we're still married. They haven't ruled yet about the people who got married, but most people think they're not going to cancel those marriages.
I'm optimistic about the future. Look at all the states that have now done this. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. They may not all last. But it's going to be all right. It may not be while I'm alive, but eventually it will work out that if two people want to get married, they can get married and it won't matter to whom. We went through this before with people of color. It will be OK.
Phyllis Lyon is right, progress has been made, but it's frustrating to be a second class citizen.
X17 has the Malibu Reeke pics. They say Reeke trying not to be papped together but it's weird behavior. I like what their last sentence is. We all know and I'm sure they do, a baby bump is not likely to happen, so it makes you wonder about the 2nd possibility and if they know something....
What have they got to hide? A baby bump? A secret lover?
X17
"A secret lover?"
That's cute, but "as always, the couple made every effort not to be photographed together" part is BEYOND insulting everyone's intelligence.
Malibu Reeke = Malibu Jarkee
Jake and Reese were twitted at the Intellegesta a week back and if I recall spotted there last year via the Defamer.
Any reason we should believe those Reeke "sightings"?
6:33 I take the "every effort not to be photographed together" as snark altho the "secret lover" could be too. Truth is probably Monday being Monday plus it was an odd numbered day AND a holiday, meant Reese hadn't showered for awhile. Jake wanted to be the first in the car so he could put on his swine flu mask and get that fresh AC going with all the vents pointed his way.
"Any reason we should believe those Reeke "sightings"?"
Are in your opinion all Reeke sightings false?
Jake didn't suddenly go to intellesta because YOU figured out it was the Lamill, BTW People mag. mentioned them at Lamill, no figuring out needed, he could have been at the intellegesta. Spoted there before a few times via the defamer
flaoflao: morning coffee @ intelligentsia & reese & jake are sitting and not stalked by paparrazi
Reese's stink caused that woman in the doorway to fall to her knees and pray for an oxygen mask.
"Are in your opinion all Reeke sightings false?"
No, my opinion is that there is no reason to believe such Reeke titbits.
As we know, even People magazine, Just Jared and other legit sites have no problem with making them up.
"Any reason we should believe those Reeke "sightings"?"
^^ No! Just continue to believe all the Jake and Reese photos are PR photo Ops, That's all. Even when Jake is alone looking to purchase new Nikes, believe me it's all for Reese's PR and tabloid rants.
Believe this and you are a real Jake fan. That's all that's needed!! OK
Huh?
7:06 PM, what are you talking about?
Heh if the Kiki-Jake breakup was over Austin how fucked is it that you're reminded of it every time you see your address..
property records show that Miss Dunst purchased her Nichols Canyon Road residence in December of 2003 for $1,250,000. This was back when Little Miss Kiki was paired up with up an up and coming superstar named Jake Gyllenhaal, who reportedly lived in sin with out Little Miss Kiki in this very house.
Kirsten House For Sale
"flaoflao: morning coffee @ intelligentsia & reese & jake are sitting and not stalked by paparrazi"
I see - don't expect pictures and poor Reeke is usually
stalked by nasty paparazzi.
Sounds like bullshit to me.
"superstar named Jake Gyllenhaal"
Woo-hoo! I'm a superstar!
Believe this and you are a real Jake fan. /
Poor babblers. lol
Hey everybody I'm too lazy and tired to do a link but check out today's CDAN Blind Item especially the comment 3:53 by Jasmine. Survey says BI is Zachary Quinto.
B- list movie and television actor. HUGE summer movie, and a very popular network drama. He hasn't really come out publicly, but he doesn't exactly hide it either. This isn't a post about his sexuality so much as it is about his sexual habits. It seems that our actor is very insecure about his manhood. So much so that during the entire time he is having sex he keeps asking his partner,"what do you think of my d**k?" "Tell me you like it." The guy will not shut up about it. Needless to say, despite his resume and money he doesn't get many repeat partners. Have some confidence. You are a movie star and television star and get pretty much your pick of partners. All you are doing by asking is making whatever you don't have, worse.
CDAN
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/tv_icon_merv_griffin_gay_sex_fiend_tellall_shocker/celebrity/66726
Welcome to your future Jakey! Hmm.. wonder what names will be featured in THAT book!
As for the other, I IMMEDIATELY thought of Zach Quinto. Right after the first season of Heroes came on, I went to a popular (at the time) bar in West Hollywood *known for being the epicenter of LGBT nightlife in LA* and stood right next to him at the bar, waiting for the bartender. He wasn't really known at the time but, since I was hooked on Heroes then, I recognized him. We chatted for a bit about him being on the show and his voice, mannerisms, etc all pointed to him being gay. So, in addition to being on Heroes, Star Trek qualifies as a HUGE summer blockbuster...Zach ftw.
3:53 PM Jasmine
From National Enquirer via Perez /
A new tell-all book chronicling the life of Merv Griffin reveals the late TV icon's penchant for gay sex.
According to Merv Griffin: A Life in the Closet, Griffin lived a very sexually active life, hooking up with Hollywood hunks such as Rock Hudson, James Dean, Liberace and "a prolonged sexual affair" with Marlon Brando.
Griffin, however, kept his lifestyle a mainstream secret, though everyone within Hollywood knew what was going on.
Griffin died with his secret in 2007 at the age of 82, but this new book promises to remove all mystery.
From National Enquirer via Perez
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/tv_icon_merv_griffin_gay_sex_fiend_tellall_shocker/celebrity/66726
Can someone post National Enquirer article?
(I can't access National Enquirer site from my country)
I'm waiting for the book about Johnny Carson, also closeted, and known to have had affairs with Freddy DeCordova, Doc Severinson, Ed McMahon, Truman Capote and Art Fern. Now THAT will be a book!
He is gay, know that for a fact. He is going to beard and say he is straight though, it's already agreed.
----
Then why was he spotted at the NY production of Equus with his boyfriend on the 21st? He's doing a shitty job of staying in the closet if he's planning on bearding soon.
Okay, I've been trying to catch myself up on the Quinto buzz. Completely ignoring his comfort with playing gay and bisexual characters, here are the reasons why many people suspect he is gay:
- he is a regular at Akbar, one of the most popular gay nightclubs in LA. (There is a picture online of him dancing there, wearing a revealing shirt.)
- he has been spotted at the Arclight theater in Hollywood with a male date (whom he kissed in public).
- he is supposedly quite active in the LA gay community (particularly in the Silverlake district), where his sexuality is well-known.
- he has never been romantically linked with a female (he was at a party with Rumer Willis, which started some tongue-wagging, but he has since denied that that their acquaintance is anything other than superficial)
- he refuses to answer any questions about his private life, particularly his sexual preferences. In any interview where he was asked about women, he has either completely deflected or didn't respond.
- Perez Hilton outed him on Twitter the night that Star Trek premiered in theatres (and more recently, on his website)
- Entertainment Weekly staff writer Annie Barrett posted that she was "fully aware" he batted for the other team in her May 11th blog entry.
Are there any other "smoking gun" clues that I'm missing?
No Jake 7:29, it says "up an up and coming superstar". You were almost there, you reached and stretched and touched it briefly but unfortunately you got a little nervous, or was it greedy I can't recall, and you lost your balance. You grabbed for the first thing you saw, an assreekeroid from the Planet Reese and now you're being trapped in the gravitational pull of the many ME!ME!ME! moons that revolve around it. I hate to burst your bubble, boy, but the more times you complete those PR revolutions around Planet Reese the more you get sucked into the Black Hole, and three years going around in circles is a pretty long time. Maybe Spock can save you but it'll be a while because he's helping to create a new world and he's really busy right now. Hang in there little buddy.
I was in a perfoming arts program with him when I was 17 and he was about 13. The only real memory I have of him is that he was your basic hyper-active, bratty little brother type. And that he was completely, totally obsessed with the ballet teacher. Who was not a female. He would go on about whether or not the guy was gay, about someone who saw the teacher kissing another man on the street, etc. It was that whole, "I'm pretending to be freaked out but in reality I am completely fascinated" routine that many of us will recognize from our own closeted youths. I had come out by the time (but not at the school) myself and remember thinking to myself, this kid is going to grow up to be gay. Too funny.
Rock Hudson, James Dean, Liberace and Marlon Brando were Merv Griffin's gay lovers, according to a shocking new bio of the King of Television.
New book Merv Griffin: A Life in the Closet details the incredibly active - but very secret - love life of the multitalented entertainment mogul, who was determined to stay in the closet to preserve his clean-cut image.
"Merv didn't want the disgrace that Liberace and Rock Hudson suffered through when they got AIDS," a publishing source told The ENQUIRER.
"He worked too hard to create 'Merv Griffin the star' to let the reality of his personal life interfere with the Hollywood image he desperately tried to sustain until his dying day."
A former big band singer and actor, Merv launched his talk show in 1962 and later parlayed his game shows Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune into a billion-dollar TV empire.
While Merv had the reputation of being "every mother's favorite son-in-law" and may have appeared uncontroversial to some 20 million viewers per day, it was an open secret in Hollywood that he was gay.
When he moved to Hollywood, he set his sights on the big screen's leading men, according to the book, and his sexual partners were said to include Rock Hudson, Roddy McDowall and Gordon Scott, who played Tarzan at the time.
The book claims he was a regular at the all-male orgies staged by his best friend and lover Liberace in Palm Springs.
The book also reveals that Merv slept with Rebel Without a Cause heartthrob James Dean, film legend Montgomery Clift and Kennedy in-law Peter Lawford.
In yet another stunner, the book claims Griffin - who died in 2007 at age 82 - carried on a longtime affair with Hollywood heavyweight Marlon Brando.
"Their prolonged sexual affair began when Merv encountered Brando in an alley in New York's theatre district where he was polishing his motorcycle while acting in A Streetcar Named Desire on Broadway," the source said.
In the '70s, a gay male porn star named Cal Culver, who died of AIDS in 1987, fed Merv's sexual appetite, according to the book, written by celeb biographer Darwin Porter.
"After sleeping with Merv, Cal became his 'pimp,' supplying him with a virtual male harem of aspiring actors, models and porn stars," the publishing source divulged.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/tv_icon_merv_griffin_gay_sex_fiend_tellall_shocker/celebrity/66726
Thanks 8:05 PM :)
The book claims he was a regular at the all-male orgies staged by his best friend and lover Liberace in Palm Springs. /
Naughty Liberace! What would his public say about this? :)
Wow! Is Spock taking over Toothy Tile ??!!
Maybe Spock can save you but it'll be a while because he's helping to create a new world and he's really busy right now. /
Zach, you have a great dick, I love it!
Yeah this will help shake off the gay rumors.
Jake wants to learn how to sew
Hey how else am I suppossed to spend my time when Reese is out of town filming?
Sewing circles are awesome! I bring the cookies and Ethel brings the tea! We get caught up on all the gossip!
Jakey-poo, I'd love to teach you all about batting, seam rippers, shanks, throat plates, bone bobbin and clean finishes!
Don't forget about the feed dog!
"Jake said:
Zach, you have a great dick, I love it!"
Jake! B..b..but.. where are your b..balls??
(I posted this on O M Godot)
Most of the California leaders responding to the court decision in this article are for gay marriage, so how in hell did the opposition win? It pisses me off. Anyway in it are the usual comments but these two from the LA Mayor and the Lt. Gov are awesome and deserve to be posted.
Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa: "We're going into every neighborhood, every city. We're going into every institution to have this conversation about the right of my first cousin John to have a family. The right of men and women who only want one thing -- the right to love, the right to a family -- something so basic to all of us."
Lt. Gov. John Garamendi: "Today we lost an important battle, but on this disappointing day, it's worth remembering that the final outcome of this struggle has already been determined. Time is on our side, and Californians will one day soon repeal Proposition 8. Patti and I have been married for 43 years, and we stand shoulder-to-shoulder with the LGBT community and their allies as they work to convince the electorate that all Californians, regardless of sexual orientation, deserve access to marriage and equality. While we will always face roadblocks, our society journeys down a path of increased equality under the law."
Mayor, Gov, Activists Respond to Calif Court
"Jake! B..b..but.. where are your b..balls??"
Reese is keeping them right now! Don't worry, they're safe.. she's going to give them back to me after POP is a worldwide hit and I get my Academy Award and when California passes same sex marriage! No wait... whaaaa.....huh?
Wow, Perez has pics up of Adam Lambert getting the gay on with two lovely looking black dudes.
http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-27-vogue-glam
link
"Jake wants to learn how to sew"
Kicking my own ass for not being @ the shop this a.m. when Jake Gyllenhaal came in & spent $$. On the upside, he asked about sewing classes!
Huh?
"Wow, Perez has pics up of Adam Lambert getting the gay on with two lovely looking black dudes."
For Adam those pictures are vanilla :)
Sewing circles are awesome! I bring the cookies and Ethel brings the tea! We get caught up on all the gossip! /
LOL!
"Perez has pics up of Adam Lambert getting the gay on with two lovely looking black dudes."
Does anyone have Adam's number? Thanks in advance!
Q: I've read that Star Trek’s Zachary Quinto is gay, and I was wondering if it's true. Can't always believe what you read online -- except on your site. -- Patrick, Ottawa, Ontario
A: Thanks, Patrick. Credibility is important to us, so we try very hard to always get our facts straight.
Toward that end, I can tell you with absolute certainty that Quinto … doesn’t discuss his sexuality with the media. (Other media outlets have said, “He doesn’t discuss his personal life,” but this is not accurate. He actually does discuss many aspects of his personal life in public — just not his sexuality.)
After Elton
After Elton doesn't out celebrities.
Jakey-poo, I'd love to teach you all about batting, seam rippers, shanks, throat plates, bone bobbin and clean finishes! /
Lesson 1: Taking body measurements and checking out the bulge
Tom Ford and Jake 1 /
Tom Ford and Jake 2
Perez has pics up of Adam Lambert getting the gay on with two lovely looking black dudes. /
One of the comments: "This guy's gorgeous! Is there any chance he becomes straight?"
"The only real memory I have of him is that he [Zachary] was your basic hyper-active, bratty little brother type. And that he was completely, totally obsessed with the ballet teacher. Who was not a female."
Awww :)
"Most of the California leaders responding to the court decision in this article are for gay marriage, so how in hell did the opposition win?"
From the NY Times article on the Court's decision:
The language of Chief Justice George’s decision seemed almost regretful, as he wrote that “our task in the present proceeding is not to determine whether the provision at issue is wise or sound as a matter of policy or whether we, as individuals, believe it should be a part of the California Constitution.” Instead, he wrote, “our role is limited to interpreting and applying the principles and rules embodied in the California Constitution, setting aside our own personal beliefs and values.”
NY Times
George Clooney Reacts to Prop 8 Ruling
We aren't the only ones ticked off about the California State Supreme Court ruling on Prop 8 earlier today.
The politically savvy, forward-thinking George Clooney gave us his exclusive thoughts on the nasty situation. George may be pretty to look at, but unlike some of Hollywood's elite, he has brains to back up his allure: "This just should invigorate people to get it back on the ballot in 2010 and 2012 and every two years until all people are allowed a basic civil right."
Bravo George. Are you listening, everybody?
Mr. Clooney was one of the first to articulate his frustrations to us back in November, too. Here's hoping people will follow George's advice. Or would you prefer to hang back in the myopic dark ages of Miss Cali, Bill O’Reilly and Donald Trump?
Ah, Georgey! *swoons*
"Toward that end, I can tell you with absolute certainty that Quinto … doesn’t discuss his sexuality with the media."
Good on you Quinto. Keep your private life private.
We don't need another homophobic idiot with a beard on his arm!
Who, me? You talkin to me?
How I wish Quinto won't be forced to beard. If he does I'll be convinced certain it's just not possible to be gay and out in Hollywood.
Maybe Z.Quinto is not obsessed with becoming a major movie star. He likes his level of popularity just how it is now and doesn't need to pretend what he is not.
Toothy(on the other hand)well, he is a lost case...
:(
I'm not lost I just need directions! And right now and for the last 3 years my good loyal and most generous friend Reese has been helping me steer my career...hey Reese what is that, a cliff whaaa
Perhaps the blog can change to
"Waiting for Zach" or " Who cares for TT anymore - Zach is the man"...
For my part, I'm WAITING TO SEE HOW FAR TOOTHY WILL GO WITH HIS LIES.
but I'm not waiting for a outing ,anymore :(
Same here 9:45. I'm still banking on that Disney wedding right around the time PoP opens.
And yes it's nice Clooney is saying something, but where in the hell was he before the vote on Prop. 9? Oh yeah, hanging with his beard and promoting Leatherheads.
9:55 AM
ITA
"I'm still banking on that Disney wedding right around the time PoP opens."
Nah, it ain't gonna happen.
LOL 9:29 AM
Speaking of George ...
The New Sarah Larson
I know we all got part-times jobs as a cocktail waitresses/models hoping that one day George Clooney will sweep in, see that we serve alcoholic beverages, fall madly in love with us and then whisk us off to Italy where we'll spend our days licking his taint. Well, the dream came true for one bitch, but it wasn't us. George's latest cocktail waitress love is some ho named Lucy Wolvert who he met while filming a movie in Miami.
UsWeekly (via Parade) says that George and Lucy have been bumping nipples for a few weeks, but he wants to keep the whole thing hush hush. Lucy, who is also a model (give me that eye roll), couldn't keep her pie hole shut and is telling all her friends that she's doing The Clooney. A source said, "Her crush may have gotten the best of her. George asked Lucy to be discreet, but she's told friends and they've started talking."
Dlisted
They might have a Mickey Mouse engagement that becomes as obsolete as planet Pluto after POP burns out, but really it's Daffy to consider Princess Jake as a sex symbol if he's married to Snow White Grumpy Evil Queen Boring Reese. Hollyweird thinks a gay star ruins the fangurl fantasies and let's be real, a boring married one doesn't help it either.
boring married one doesn't help it either
I think Disney is ok with boring,
it's gayness what they can't stand!
Jake who?
Disney wants a product they can sell.
Gay actors aren't in demand.
Adam Lambert continues to play coy about his sexuality. In a recent interview with TV Guide's Matt Mitovich, he's cornered once again about THIS.
MITOVICH: "Have there been ridiculously overt, roundabout ways to get at you about the 'elephant in the room?'
LAMBERT: "They've been actually straightforward, actually, to which I go.. 'heh, uh.' Yeah, so. That elephant, man, it's pink, isn't it?"
Meanwhile, conspiracy theories have been fueled by recent revelations that AT&T provided phones for free text-messaging services and lessons in casting blocks of votes at parties organized by fans of Kris Allen. Is there anything to be done about it now? Seems unlikely.
watch the interview
Drew Barrymore smiles as she waits to speak during a Gay rights protest rally in Hollywood on May 26, 2009.
Drew Barrymore
Go Drew! :)
"Sewing circles are awesome!"
Jake, forget sewing if you want to look heterosexual.
Knitting is an easy way to look macho!
A wedding? He does not even want to be in the same picture with Reese, let alone married to her. Notice how he avoids touching her. The minimum required and that's all. Like brother and sister avoiding cooties.
It takes too much effort to pretend all the reeking time.
Who says he has to touch her to have a wedding?
Ewww x 2!
Oh,don't lie Jake 12:30 PM! You are desperate to have a gorgeous big dream wedding. I guess nobody told you yet it's Reese who will wear the white dress.
From Awful Truth today,
"No. 5: Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger
In honor of Robsten and the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday, we're counting down our favorite winners from the past in the Best Kiss category—and also our top reasons why Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart should win this year.
Our fifth fave lip-locking moment goes to Jake and Heath in Brokeback Mountain. The good-lookin' guys took big risks with the film, and since the Academy didn't honor their acting (at least not with a nice bigass win, ya know), why not give 'em praise for what they do best: laying on the smackeroo's real nice.
Jake and Heath actually playing tonsil hockey with dudes, though, is obviously a stretch. So why should Robsten win? Because those two practicing their smooches offscreen is much more realistic.
Plus, they don't give a damn about what people think of them…a tad unlike Jake G.'s smarmy acceptance speech in 2006."
What does he mean about Jake's kissing dudes would be a stretch? Here he has a perfect chance to put it out there regarding Jake, but instead, Ted reinforces the idea that Jake is straight.
What gives?
"Jake and Heath actually playing tonsil hockey with dudes, though, is obviously a stretch. So why should Robsten win? Because those two practicing their smooches offscreen is much more realistic."
= Jake and Heath actually playing tonsil hockey is a stretch.
I liked the movie BBM, and Jake & Heath were both great in it, but the kissing/love scenes weren't soooo transgressor.I've seen bolder m/m scenes after and before in movie history.
But i think it was ok, the scenes were right according the movie style
^^That's not what Ted says, though.
He says Jake and Heath playing tonsil hockey with dudes (in general, not just with each other) is obviously a stretch.
Ted said:
Jake and Heath actually playing tonsil hockey with dudes, though, is obviously a stretch. So why should Robsten win? Because those two practicing their smooches offscreen is much more realistic.
I don't get it :(
I get what you mean 12:55, but I think the wording still reinforces the idea that Jake is straight. Ted isn't just implying, or stating, that Jake and Heath wouldn't be kissing each other, but also that they wouldn't be kissing other dudes either. Ted could have worded this to imply that Heath, obviously, wouldn't be kissing dudes, but that Jake is another matter.
But he didn't do that, leaving a both are/were straight impression.
What is tonsil hockey?
Kissing.
"Ted isn't just implying, or stating, that Jake and Heath wouldn't be kissing each other, but also that they wouldn't be kissing other dudes either."
Yes, that's exactly what he's saying. What the hell, Ted?????
1:07 PM, thanks.
How many times did Ted imply that Jake (not TT) is gay?
IDC what Ted says about Jake, TT, Heath. He contradicts himself all the time.
I will always believe that Jake is bi and Heath experimented with guys. And how the fuck does he know that Jake and Heath didn't have a lil fun off screen? Was he there on set? NO!
Shut up Ted!
Ever since the beginning of the year when the Reekeing was stepped up, Ted has been going easy on Reeke. He seems to have backed off on the Reeke being a showmance and he also seems to have backed off on Jake. Guess Reese had her PR tell E to muzzle Ted. I always thought Ted had more of a backbone, but guess I was wrong. As he said, he does have alot in common with Lainey-they have both allowed themselves to be bought out.
"He seems to have backed off on the Reeke being a showmance"
No, he didn't.
"Ted could have worded this to imply that Heath, obviously, wouldn't be kissing dudes, but that Jake is another matter."
Wouldn't that be a kind of outing?
Cross posting here and on OMG.
Wow. Bush's soliciter general, Ted Olsen, a raging conservative who defended Bush against Gore in the Florida election case that gave us 8 years of Bush (ugh) has teamed up with David Boise, who defended Gore in that election case, to challenge Prop. 8 in federal court. Olsen says he is doing it because he supports gay marriage. And these are really big guns,
Prop. 8 Challenge//
I haven't read any details yet, but my guess is that they may be using the fact the law let some marriages stand,but others are denied, violates equal protection. I am hoping they are smart enough to do this in a way that strictly involves Prop. 8, since taking a gay marriage case all the way to the Supreme Court is an iffy proposition. This will take a lot of time as it's just starting out in a district court.
It's only outing if Ted states outright that Jake is gay. But he can certainly imply Jake's true sexual nature or at least call it into question. I agree with others that Ted has had to back off the blatent questioning of Reeke because I'll bet he really doesn't know what's going on there. He said a long time ago that this was supposed to be over with way before now. It isn't, and his only lame answer is "press." As long time "in the know" gossip columnist, he ought to have more than that.
Of course, he also predicted that Brad and Angelina were supposed to have broken up by now, and that hasn't happened either.
"He said a long time ago that this was supposed to be over with way before now."
PoP supposed to be already released.
Ted implied that Angelina is still on heroin.
He said it was supposed to be over after Rendition came out or around awards time, 2008. Didn't happen, had nothing to do with Pop.
This is what all columnist do. (not only the gossipers) they venture with some prediction and if it is realized in the future, they say "i told you so" and if not,they move on with some other story
"It's only outing if Ted states outright that Jake is gay. But he can certainly imply Jake's true sexual nature or at least call it into question."
That would be some kind of outing.
Every crappy gossip columnist has implied that Angie is back on smack either by implying or with a BI. It's easy to do if an actor already has a rep for being a junkie and they start acting weird or loose weight. Hell, i can can imply that Kiki, RDJ, Owen Wilson, Diaz, etc are back on drugs, they probably are.
"Didn't happen, had nothing to do with Pop."
The fauxmance might have something to do with PoP.
Some things can't be predicted, like PoP postponed release.
I don't remember the timeline but by July 2010, when POP is supposed to be released, how old should Baby Tile be? I am just wondering if Ted will ever revisit this kid, or if we are just supposed to forget the child was ever mentioned. And just how do you kept this underwraps if the kid is at school. I sure he/she can talk by now.
I am really wondering about this.
Why should it depend on POP, what if the movie is a flop?
"Ted isn't just implying, or stating, that Jake and Heath wouldn't be kissing each other, but also that they wouldn't be kissing other dudes either."
no he's not, looking at the actual entry, I'd read it that putting actually and obviously in italics implies a very heavy dose of Ted sarcasm. Don't take everything so literally.
1:55 PM #1
Ask Ted :)
There is no Baby Tile. How can anyone believe that, it's a mystery to me.
Why should it depend on POP, what if the movie is a flop? /
PoP is expensive.
Jake's fauxmance = lower risk of outing and more "heterosexual" publicity, and that pleases PoP producers.
I think Ted used italics to accentuate, I noticed it in other entries too. I may be wrong though.
And every actor wants to please Hollywood producers. One way or another.
Yes, Ted is using the italics to accentuate. And what he is emphazing is that Jake and Heath would never be kissing dudes in real life. The sarcasm is aimed at anyone who would think otherwise.
I don't remember the timeline but by July 2010, when POP is supposed to be released, how old should Baby Tile be? /
2,5 years young?
October 7, 2008
Dear Ted:
Who is the most loving, sweetest and hottest hubby: Toothy's or yours? Is Baby Tile old enough to walk?
—Grace
Dear Tile-icious:
Mine. No.
Baby Tile made me question Ted's TT stories big time.
"I liked the movie BBM, and Jake & Heath were both great in it, but the kissing/love scenes weren't soooo transgressor.I've seen bolder m/m scenes after and before in movie history."
I admit the reunion scene isn't the best, in some close shots it doesn't even look like as if they kiss (just pretending), also their hands often block the sight. But the kiss in the second tent scene is hot IMO.
Like here, it looks like Jake is kissing his cheek:
pretending?
^^ but you gotta love the crotch grinding
"but you gotta love the crotch grinding"
Love it very much. ;)
I think Ted had a good TT source and then lost them. Who knows, maybe Baby Tile was made up as a way to catch the leak. Ted hasn't answered any detailed questions about BT, and hasn't even said whether it is a boy or a girl.
Ted ran out of new materials?
OT - Why does Perez call Eminem "Feminem". Does he want to imply that he's gay or bi?
Did anyone else notice a change in Eminem's face? Did he have work done? He looks awful.
I've watched that scene many times. Yes, they are kissing. Also, you have to remember the context of the scene. Jack was taken by surprise by Ennis. The inital kiss was unexpected and rough. Jack was in shock intially and then responded in kind. This wasn't supposed to sensual or romantic. This was passion that erupted quickly and then was tamped down just as quickly by Ennis.
But take a good look at the entire scene and pay attention toward the end when Jack keeps pawing at Ennis as Ennis trys to rein himself back in. Then at the last, Ennis nuzzles his cheek, and as he walks away, see the stunned expression on Jack's face.
I knew at the point that Jack was doomed.
What Jake has to say about his role in POP:
Empire
I knew at the point that Jack was doomed. /
Poor Jack Twist in the movie and poor Heath Ledger in real life. :(
Jake Gyllenhaal: "I'm always fascinated with these kinds of stories of the hero's journey," Gyllenhaal told us. "You're playing a legitimate hero, you know? I think it's an honour to do that."
^^
What is a legitimate hero?
"Did anyone else notice a change in Eminem's face? Did he have work done?"
Drugs and alcohol.
Eminem: Drugs almost killed me, Elton John helped me get clean and sober.
Ted mix up true facts with out of proportion lies to avoid lawsuits.
BT is a ridiculous story, i mean, a hidden baby? In this time and place?? It would be impossible, but what the lie implies is that Toothy is a gay guy who has a boyfriend.
"Drugs and alcohol."
I'll never get the appeal of drugs and alcohol. I love a good glass of wine during meal, that's it.
"What is a legitimate hero?"
An authentic hero. Sorry Jake, Prince of Persia has nothing to do with legitimate heroes.
It's an honor to play a princess?
"Prince of Persia has nothing to do with legitimate heroes."
IA. Also, not to diss Jake, who I think is an ok guy and attractive, but he often doesn't come off as too bright or eloquent. I'm not talking about this particular quote, just in general, reading and listen to some of his interviews.
I think Jake is bright and eloquent, but "playing a legitimate hero" and "I think it's an honour" doesn't make sense.
Did he really said that?
What a piece of crap interview!! Ask him about the Beard!!!
So no more info about Baby Tile, and Ted is declaring that Jake is straight.
So has Ted given up, run into a dead end or did he make most, if not all, of it up?
And I thought the reunion kiss was smoking. I just always wondered how much was "acting" on Jake's part, especially, that grabbing at Ennis/Heath toward the end.
"What a piece of crap interview!! Ask him about the Beard!!!"
LOL, who gives a shit about the beard.
Anyway, you'll have to wait a bit for that interview: "With Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time now in post-production, Jake Gyllenhaal and Mike Newell took time to give us the low-down on the Bruckheimer sword-and-sandal epic for Empire's soon-to-hit-stores July issue."
"I'll never get the appeal of drugs and alcohol."
I'll never get the appeal of smoking.
Drugs and alcohol help you escape bad feelings, I can see why people misuse them.
"Did he really said that?"
Yes.
In a video interview?
"I just always wondered how much was "acting" on Jake's part, especially, that grabbing at Ennis/Heath toward the end."
I think it's part of the script. They had to do it 13 times to get it right, cause Ang is very detail oriented. Ang and the both guys said the scene was choreographed.
"In a video interview?"
For Empire magazine. Why don't you read the article posted on 3:30 PM?
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