Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Playing gay, being gay
24 November 2005
This well might be the Year of the Gay at the Oscars. Not the year of the gay actor - heavens forbid - but the year when actors are rewarded for playing gay parts. Philip Seymour Hoffman has produced what is said to be a virtuoso account of Truman Capote's mincing style in Capote. Felicity Huffman, the put-upon one in Desperate Housewives, has been persuaded to play a male-to-female transvestite in Transamerica. And Annie Proulx's great short story, Brokeback Mountain, about an extended and tragic love affair between two cowboys, has been filmed by Ang Lee with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in the leads.
Oscars surely await some of these. There are half a dozen other big name actors playing gay roles this season, and it's evidently now a safe career move. It's worth noting, however, that none of these actors themselves is gay, and indeed most of them have been at some pains to distance themselves from any such suggestion. Michelle Williams, the mother of Ledger's child, appears in Brokeback Mountain as his character's betrayed wife. That, one must assume, could only happen when there was no possibility whatever of it being, for instance, a sardonic joke on a real-life gay affair. The casting of Williams is a spectacular example of the sexual alibi; for anyone who cares to wonder, we are reassured that this could only be a piece of "let's pretend", and the actor's real interests are nervously displayed on screen.
As if that wasn't enough, the actors in these films are always at pains to stress the incredible trauma involved in having to pretend to kiss a person of the same sex in front of cameras. To be fair, this is always a subject that unhealthily obsesses interviewers, but actors' responses are often highly amusing. Jake Gyllenhaal has said: "Heath and I were both saying, 'Let's get the love scenes over as fast as we can - all right, cool. Let's get to the important stuff.'"
We are left in no doubt at all. The actors in these films are so extraordinarily heterosexual that playing gay presents them with incredible challenges. Personally, I've spent a day down a working coal mine, and think that, as jobs go, being asked to snog Heath Ledger is not among the world's more demanding professional tasks.
But Hollywood, evidently, agrees with the actors. When you look at recent Oscars, the tendency is fairly clear. Tom Hanks - famously uxorious - won for playing a gay man in Philadelphia. Hilary Swank's burlesque turn as a transsexual teen in Boys Don't Cry followed, and then Charlize Theron won for the fat, ugly, lesbian serial killer in Monster. Of course, as is customary, some of the Oscar-winning credit goes to the make-up artist here - golly, look at Charlize, she's made herself all ugly - but most of it is surely down to the incredible fact that an artist was prepared to demean herself enough to play a lesbian.
When you look at the history of Oscar-winning performances, Hollywood's new enthusiasm for embracing minorities seems less than profound. Notoriously, the easiest way to win an Oscar is to play somebody bravely fighting against a physical condition or a mental handicap. The easiest route of all, in fact, is to play a gifted artist suddenly struck down by disability - the early years of the Academy awards are littered with long-forgotten tales of deaf sopranos and ballerinas with gout. As the "Kate Winslet" character in Ricky Gervais's series Extras scabrously observed, "Daniel Day-Lewis in My Left Foot? Oscar. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man? Oscar. Seriously, you are guaranteed an Oscar if you play a mental."
The way Hollywood is rushing to reward heterosexual actors playing gay roles does not, really, reflect very well on its engagement. It is just too much like its fairly disgraceful engagement with mental and physical disability, and too much like rewarding a variety turn. Hollywood, so admiring of an actor's ability to project a sexuality not his own in these cases, has never been in a hurry to reward those far more common examples of gay actors convincingly playing heterosexual roles. In most cases, that involves rather more than the requirement of kissing this year's starlet in front of the cameras - a requirement no less or more demanding for a gay actor than Mr Gyllenhaal being asked to kiss Mr Ledger, surely. It may involve an actor's whole life.
One of the very striking things about this whole curious fashion is that not one of the actors involved is gay themselves. Moreover, it seems fairly likely, in view of the tone of the attendant publicity, that a studio just wouldn't cast a gay actor in one of these roles. It is quite impossible to imagine Heat magazine asking a gay actor how they enjoyed kissing their straight co-star, or indeed, their gay co-star. It would raise questions of enthusiasm which the world of publicity is not quite ready for and we can only, it seems, watch such kisses with the assurance, as swift as can be arranged, that nobody involved could possibly have derived pleasure from it.
But there's another, rather bigger reason why the studios wouldn't cast a gay actor in such a role. In America, evidently, there aren't any gay actors. One may grow rather satirical on the subject, but the truth is that whereas in every other country in the world it is widely accepted that theatre and film offer a congenial and sympathetic area in which gay men and women can work, this is simply not true in America. There are no gay actors - or at least, there weren't until Nathan Lane, to everyone's utter incredulity, came out. Of course, there were gay actors in America's past - James Dean, Cary Grant, Dirk Bogarde, Rock Hudson, Danny Kaye. Plenty of them, in fact. But, for whatever reason, there's hardly a single gay actor of recognisable stature working in Hollywood. An incredible fact.
Sooner or later, one of those non-existent gay actors will take a role as a gay character, and tell us all subsequently how difficult they found kissing their co-star, to general derisive hilarity. In fact, it's not hard to think of a recent film where exactly that situation arose, starring one of those gentlemen with a boyfriend on the payroll and a lady hired for the purpose of premieres. But Hollywood will only seem truly tolerant when it allows gay actors to play gay roles, kissing included, and no whining about it in the publicity afterwards. Until then there's - how should one put it - a slight air of Al Jolson about the whole business.
Source: Gay for today by Philip Hensher, The Guardian
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Like Natalie Portman said, no matter how much you behave badly or fight, your mom and dad still love you and forgive you. That's probably the case with Jake and his family too, but Peter is Maggie's hubby. If he'll tolerate things it'll be from Maggie and his kid, not the bro in law imo.
^^I would say that it could well be on the way, so I hope not. :(
Re slash: the trouble with the ones that drone on for gazillions of chapters is that they seem to run out of freshness. Either wrap it up or start a sequel, but they can become dreadfully boring if they go on and on and on . . .
The only one I have read (and I haven't read all of the very long ones) that seems to get better with time is Can't Stand It. In the beginning, I wasn't so sure about it, but the writer seems to have developed her interpersonal relationships very well as the chapters go on. :)
"If he'll tolerate things it'll be from Maggie and his kid, not the bro in law imo."
What's to tolerate? Jake and Peter look(ed) like good friends who enjoy each other's company and have similar sense of humor.
^^Tolerate his behaviour 4:55. I read Peter told him off. No one said they aren't still friends, they are. But most of the time your own family will tolerate and forgive more easily then others including friends or in laws.
4:55, maybe it's not the case with your family, but it is with most I know.
Re slash: I'm easy. I love BBMt slash and I'm grateful for every story :)
^^Yes, generally I love slash too, and am grateful to read continuations of the film mostly, and also other people's interpretations of it.
Family disagreements: Your family will put you in your place too, when needed, which is a good thing. :)
"But most of the time your own family will tolerate and forgive more easily then others including friends or in laws."
Would Jake treat Peter bad?
About the slash, that's just my opinion and nothing more, that and ten cents might get you a cup of coffee, and it might not. I'm sure there are just as many who love the longer stories. :)
Jen, Jake and Courtney
Jake and Peter
Awww! :)
3:05 p.m. Ryan is not in NYC. He is in LA.
He never said WTL wasn't much of a stretch for Reese if you claim that give us a link please. While you're at it I will find you a link where he says she was amazing and would sweep the awards season that year.
Ryan never said he was sick after the separation because he cared about Reese he said the ugliness of the situation and the impact on his children made him sick. That was from the Man About Town article.
All he was ASKED about when he was promoting Stop Loss was the divorce. He side stepped the questions while remaining honest.
As TB'er you do not have to have any sympathy for Ryan but don't listen to the flat out lies that the Babblers tell. The only way that Reese can be who they want her to be is if Ryan is a complete asshole.
I think they were just way different. I don't buy the jealousy angle at all. Here is a link to an opinion about
why they divorced from someone who agrees:
http://goldderby.latimes.com/awards_goldderby/ryan_phillippe/
The writer from the LA Times had plenty of opportunity to observe them up close over the years. His take? Ryan was a foggy headed slacker and they were just too different.
Ryan may be in LA now, but he sure the hell was in NY Tuesday night.
As TB'er you do not have to have any sympathy for Ryan but don't listen to the flat out lies that the Babblers tell. The only way that Reese can be who they want her to be is if Ryan is a complete asshole. /
Babblers should save their breath - compared to Reese the bitch, Ryan is an angel. lol
"they were just too different"
Thank God for that!
"I say this every time there is a Reese post so Ill say it again. She gets the "bitch" label because she IS a bitch and HAS BEEN A BITCH her entire bitchy life. She was a complete and total BITCH in High School and never exactly grew out of the BITCHY phase.
She has always been rude before she was in any movie. There was nice Indian family she grew up with. Both of the father of the families were doctors. That never stopped her and her moron brother from calling the children of this family "poor mexican beeners" even though she knew god damn well they were Indian as in from India.
All the BITCH saw was tan skin.
So fuck her and the horse she rode in on."
Babblers should also save their breath, because if Ryan is such a dead-beat loser, what does that say about Reese who stayed with him all those year. Remember Ryan left Reese, not the other way round.
Enlighten us. What was he doing in NY on Tuesday night? Talking to blondes and rappers?
He never said WTL wasn't much of a stretch for Reese if you claim that give us a link please. .
How can you say this? He said something to that effect.
He went from Cannes to LA on Monday and then left LA and went to NYC and now he's back in LA?
WTF? Who's your source? Twitter?? LOL
Give us a link 6:20.
It's clear what most posters think here. Ryan is the good one, Reese is the bitch. She is ugly and not talented and a fake bitch (I do agree with that one though) and not in a million years hot guys would date her.
You can believe it or not, there were many comments at the beginning of Reeke that said that she was too good for Jake.
Give us a link 6:20..
I'll try to find it on youtube, I'll post it if I find it.
You just outed yourself as one of the Babblers 6:26. What are you doing here?
Its the poor speleing, multi parragrahged posts, and the obligatory LOL!!! that does it every time, isn't it, hee, hee!!!
"It's clear what most posters think here. Ryan is the good one, Reese is the bitch."
Correction: we KNOW that Reese is a bitch, and don't care about Ryan nor Reese.
6:24 PM
Why wouldn't we believe it?
The world is full of stupid and naive fangirls and babblers, and Reese has a good PR team.
Talking to blondes and rappers?Since when has this become a crime? Abbie probably doesn't feel the need to control everything Ryan does. :)
Babbler seriously get a life and post a link. You are pathetic. She wasn't going to stay there for two weeks. No one does. Penelope Cruz had two movies at Cannes one in week one and one in week two. No one forced her to leave.
Go write some fan fiction. You obviously need to exercise your overly active imagination.
Jack learned some new words since he's been gone. ;)
I replied to a deleted post.
I honestly don't care what Ryan does. It's his business, and Abbie's. It isn't going to change my opinion of someone. I'm not going to fall prey to gossip to make him look bad - he's no different than a lot of guys, it's caveat emptor out there. ;)
I think Jack is very upset about Terminator getting ravaged by the critics.
Oh no, was it? :(
"I think Jack is very upset about Terminator getting ravaged by the critics."
Really? He kept trashing TDK all over IMDB. I found it pretty pathetic.
Summer Movie Critic sounds like an oxymoron - it's only summer entertainment, not Chekov. I haven't seen it yet, but am looking forward to it, critics be damned! ;) TDK is a masterpiece!
I think Jack is upset about pilates fiction - X17 blew it.
Don't worry Jack, there will be other PR opportunities to make Jake look like Reese's wimpy bitch. I know you love that.
If Abbie C. is going to take a chance on buying a used car, I hope she checked under the hood and kicked the tires a few times, else she's on her own! Buyer beware. ;)
Rosario Dawson, Adrian Grenier, Arianna Huffington, Sharon Lawrence, Radha Mitchell and Austin Nichols will be among the evening’s guests and presenters at the annual awards ceremony held to honor those making great contributions to progress for the environment. /
Adrian Grenier is designing an iPhone app meant to help people make eco-friendly shopping decisions. We realize this sounds like the result of that creative writing exercise where you get a bunch of random nouns and make them into a short story, but it's true, and as cynical as we want to be about the combination of shopping, environmentalism, and Vince from Entourage, the idea sounds rather intriguing.
As Forbes helpfully explains, "Grenier isn't coding the app himself." He's working on it in concert with the people behind ShopSavvy, an application which scans an item's barcode to tell you if you can find a better price for it either online or locally. Using the same technology, Grenier's project, called Ecohero, would let you know whether a given product was an environmentally responsible purchase. If you really want to be kept in line by your phone, you can even ask it to track your buying habits and suggest forms of penance, though that sounds a little masochistic for us. Still, it would be nice to know when a t-shirt is organic, and when it's just, you know, "organic," so we're glad Vinny Chase is on the job.
Adrian Grenier Will Turn You Into an Eco-Consumer Via Your iPhone
That's great. :) To be honest, it makes it a lot easier to choose what to buy, and more people will go green.
He is just showing off!
Just checking in. In reference to 2:56's post about Cannes cast walking into the theatre together but without their guests ...
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked in together.
Abbie needs to dump that loser. And this has nothing to do with my feelings about Reeke.
Anonymous said...Isn't it interesting that Reese, who I don't find that pretty, only had hot bf's like Marky Mark, Chris O'Donnell, Ryan and now (maybe, maybe not) Jake?
May 21, 2009 5:24 PM
Show me something and I won't remember a thing but if I hear it I remember it forever. Way back in the 90's when I was young and I didn't pay attention to who was gay or gossip, when I had older friends who were gay and did, I remember a conversation about a question in an interview with Sean Young (it had to be TV probably cable). They asked her about Batman and when she said there was a whole lot of gay going on with Goerge Clooney and Chris O'Donnell on the set, the interview tape got cut off. My (gay) friends remarked they thought it was odd. Now remember this was before the George Clooney rumors and when HW was trying to sell Chris O'Donnell, after that is when my friends started seeing that these 2 were probably gay. Maybe CO'D was talentless or maybe he couldn't or wouldn't go the bearding route, we'll never know, because HW will always sell it as talentless, won't it.
reposting just for 5:25 PM said...
Just to clarify Reese's first became a beard in the mid 90's. I went to Stanford with her and she found her then boyfriend getting a blowjob from another guy in a hollywood night club. She was devasted but stayed with him because she was just trying to get into acting. Her famous boyfriend was huge in the 90's. Now he is "happily" married and has 5 kids. She was a nightmare back then. Very cruel and condescending. She had only been in "Man on the Moon" but she acted like such a diva. Regardless, she cared so much about her image then I have no doubt that she is doing the same thing now.
http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/blind-items/legend-toothy-tile-page56-3635.html
May 21, 2009 5:38 PM
^^ Sometimes I wonder if Reese has something on Jake and uses it as blackmail so she can promote her image. This "bearding" isn't bearding as much as it's for her own promotion, and Jake doesn't have THAT much money to pay her, for bearding or blackmail. I'm pretty sure she has knowledge of something of Jake's that she holds over his head evry single day, something that could ruin it for him with HW, then the public to follow. Probably something worse than just hanging out with her, that has already demolished 80% of his fanbase. You don't think she used the bj info against Chris ODonnell? She's using something against Jake, I can feel it in my bones. Bearding my ass, its blackmail.
Has anyone ever heard of a straight man, ever, attending a pilates class. Is Reese actually now trying to out Jake herself.
Pilates is FABULOUS!
"According to a paparazzo source on the scene, the “Legally Blonde” beauty (LOL!) was training with boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal, although the two left in separate vehicles." Gossip Girls (Reese pics)May 22, 2009 5:58 PM
x17 vid .
1:09.. so we now further proof that Jake truly is Reese's gimp.
However.. cross town he seems to have been drawing up another confidentiality agreement.
coffer shop pick up
Saturday, May 23, 2009
I almost touched Jake Gyllenhaal's penis
About a week ago I locked eyes with Jake Gyllenhaal while enjoying a plumberry black iced tea at a local cafe. Hello-Hello! That is one good looking guy. What struck me most about our distant interaction was how long we stared at each other. Had I at some point not looked away we might still be there, gaping. Several days later I frequented this place again, this time with a friend, a friend who as it turns out, knows "Jake", and also as it turns out, Jake was there again. I was drinking a sweet basil mint julep, which I have to assume is a key component to this flattering misunderstanding. Anyway, we were introduced as he and some friends were leaving, and although he was totally friendly, he didn't seem to have quite the same interest in me as earlier in the week, when we were both alone. But that's his deal. He hides who he really is for reasons I can only assume are valid.
Coming full circle - he contacted my friend afterward and indirectly asked if I wanted to "hang out?" The quotation marks change those words into "would I touch his penis?" Again, for reasons I can only assume are valid, I considered it, all the way up until I realized I might actually have to touch his penis, at which point the room tilted and my head twitched. I declined the whole ordeal by using my favorite 6th grade tactic; I told my friend to tell him I would call him, although I will not call him, and the only difference between the 6th grade and now is that I was afraid of boobs back then, not penises. The irony.
Now, my friend reads this blog, which means there is a very small chance Jake may read this blog, and if that's the case, I can only say this; you're a really great actor, and I like boobs, neither are reasons we shouldn't be friends. Think about it...
Posted by J.G. Francis at 3:35 PM
Maybe the couple's pilates class (don't you just cringe for Jake at the thought of that one) was pay-back for Jake being caught on a man-date the night before.
Maybe he looks so crest fallen in the Lakers pics because he he's thinking "hell, I'm now going to have to spend an hour down-wind of Reese opening and closing her legs". (she doesn't wash that often, think about it).
J.G. Francis
* Age: 35
* Gender: Male
* Astrological Sign: Aries
* Zodiac Year: Tiger
* Industry: Arts
* Location: los angeles
Hmm... is this "straight" guy Francis reading too much into "hanging out". If the mutual friend knew he's straight, why didn't he just inform Jake instead of relaying a message like a sixth-grade girl? This story doesn't quite add up.
3:38.. come on, grown men don't invite other grown men on 'play dates' unless they expect it to lead to a little bit more than a couple of hours on the x-box. Unless Jake is a completely friendless fool, he was looking for a hook-up.
Grown men do invite each other to do stuff together, though they won't invite a stranger on a one-on-one "play date". In the context of this story, I wonder how explicitly "Jake" made the invite, and how the "friend" relayed the message. But like I said, the mutual friend could have nixed this since he should know this guy was straight.
x-box?! I asked if he wanted to hang out and play with my x-rated basket.
5:21.. agreed, of course grown men invite other men to do stuff, its called having friends. Its very unlikely though that grown men invite unknown people to 'hang out' unless they are interested in doing thing other than just 'hanging out'.
"x17 vid - so we now further proof that Jake truly is Reese's gimp"
No, there is no proof - like pictures, X17 just put 2 videos together and used caption to sell Reeke "Celeb couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon leave the gym together in Brentwood on Friday afternoon."
I told my friend to tell him I would call him, although I will not call him /
Bad manners! Inexcusable.
"The quotation marks change those words into "would I touch his penis?"
Aww, poor Jakey!
I remember a conversation about a question in an interview with Sean Young (it had to be TV probably cable). They asked her about Batman and when she said there was a whole lot of gay going on with Goerge Clooney and Chris O'Donnell on the set, the interview tape got cut off. /
I love Sean Young and her big mouth :)
Page Six
CASTING COUCH TURNDOWN
GITA Hall is one actress not surprised by our recent scoop that, according to a book proposal by Jon Peters (which he's since withdrawn), Barbra Streisand and Lesley Ann Warren were molested by sleazy producer Ray Stark. The former Miss Stockholm says when she landed a part in "The Gun Runners" with Audie Murphy, Stark, whose company was producing, called her to his office. "I naively thought he was going to wish me luck. Imagine my shock when he pulled down [his] zipper and said, 'You know what to do,' " Hall told Page Six. "I turned to walk out as he shouted, 'Don't you want the part?' I said, 'Not that much!' " After complaining to the director, "the filming went on and Stark was barred from the set. I escaped somewhat unscathed in comparison to Ms. Streisand and Ms. Warren, but the experience was nonetheless shocking," added Hall, who's penning a memoir titled, "I Was Always There."
This interview with Whoopi Goldberg is chock full of crazy stories about her past, such as how she decided to become a bricklayer in her youth. Goldberg explains: "I was young, homeless and addicted to heroin. I'd dropped out of high school and into drugs. Simple as that. I was a child of the Sixties so I ingested as many mind-altering substances as I could. It was a rite of passage. And when I got clean I was convinced I wanted to be an actor. I just needed a bit of time to convince the acting profession. So, in between, I needed a job." [The Telegraph]
"What struck me most about our distant interaction was how long we stared at each other. Had I at some point not looked away we might still be there, gaping."
Fuck! It's all your fault, stop sending mixed signals.
Jake thought you looked exactly like someone he went to high school with and plus he's been having problems with his contact lenses and the sun was in his eyes and besides he was deep in thought about how he's going to propose to Reese again because he can't live without her wonderful perfect vagina.
LOL and eww
"What struck me most about our distant interaction was how long we stared at each other. Had I at some point not looked away we might still be there, gaping."
And had you come home with me you woulda seen something else of mine gaping back at you.
Hm, I wonder what Jake meant by that.
No wonder Jake looks depressed in the Laker pics. There was no one he could stare at, they were all facing the same way.
Jake couldn't stare at his friend and watch the game. Tough! lol
"I told my friend to tell him I would call him, although I will not call him"
WHAT?! How dare he turn down Jake?!
Jake gives his phone number to complete strangers? He must be really desperate alright.
10:27 I disagree I think Brad and Angie sell their relationship regardless of protocall. Jake and Reese wouldn't even do that.
10:12 AM
JG Francis said: "Coming full circle - he [Jake] contacted my friend afterward and indirectly asked if I wanted to "hang out?"
10:18 AM
I don't get it - what Reeke wouldn't do?
10:20 AM, but he said:"I told my friend to tell him I would call him, although I will not call him". How could Francis call Jake if he didn't have his number?
I have to believe this guy right?
You can do whatever you want.
10:24 AM
His friend has Jake's number = JG Francis just had to ask his friend for the number.
Maybe Jake has a separate cell that's bootycall-dedicated, maybe even a throwaway phone. If he's in a relationship and fooling around, or (like he is) a famous person who wants to connect without a trail or future hassles or his number being published, that's the solution.
Good thinking, 10:37 AM!
10:32 AM, if Francis had to ask his friend for the number, why even tell the said friend he would call Jake? The friend already knows Francis can’t call Jake since he doesn’t have the number because he hasn’t asked it from him. The inference is obviously that Francis has Jake’s number.
So what about Austin, is he history?
Geez, can't a man have a little fun without "you don't love Austin anymore" drama?
yes or this Francis guy takes his dream for reality!
What dream would that be?
Woo hoo! Space shuttle Atlantis is landing At Edwards AFB today in California! Now remember Jake, when the big sonic boom happens its from the shuttle when its flying over LA, its NOT because everyone in So Cal is thinking of you and having heart-attack-inducing orgasms, okay?
This Francis guy claims he's straight, so I would expect a "dream" about sexy female celebrity.
Austin dumped Jake, obviously. Their on-again-off-again relationship is currently off.
Francis as straight as ________.
"So what about Austin, is he history?"
Ask Francis.
Francis is hot enough for Jake, but not gay or mature enough to touch a penis. Francis is a joke.
"This Francis guy claims he's straight"
Maybe not so much!
"Austin dumped Jake, obviously."
Obviously??? Please, you don't know who dumped who.
How I would like to see a pic of this guy lol.
Besides he has a mutual friend with Jake but this friend never has introduce him to Jake before?
"but not gay or mature enough to touch a penis."
Oh so now if you're heterosexual you're immature?! Puh-leaze.
Besides he has a mutual friend with Jake but this friend never has introduce him to Jake before? /
An acquaintance, not Jake's friend: "Several days later I frequented this place again, this time with a friend, a friend who as it turns out, knows "Jake".
How I would like to see a pic of this guy lol. /
I'm too lazy to do the search.
Posted on OMG by Jersey Tom:
"Taking a look at JG Francis blog I am pretty impressed. This guy gives his name and names some relatives. He also has a my space."
Francis is as valide as Ian.
Nah, you can compare a professional gossiper (Ian) and some blogger.
Who's Ian?
Why would a blogger post something so inane? If he doesn't have the gut to "touch Jake's penis", why even write about it like it in a public post?
This is Ian Halperin
11:35 AM
Huh? What Ian has to do with JG Francis?
Did Ian say that Jake tried to pick him up?
Ian is a funny gossiper.
"Why would a blogger post something so inane?"
That's a very interesting post.
"Why would a blogger post something so inane?"
it's fun
"Why would a blogger post something so inane? If he doesn't have the gut to "touch Jake's penis", why even write about it like it in a public post?"
Some people pretend to have slept with stars ! On the net anybody can pretend anything.
Really!?! lol
Austin dumped Jake, obviously. Their on-again-off-again relationship is currently off.
I agree.
I think he wrote some bad poetry and stomped to Italy, because Jake took The Chin there instead of him.
Now Jake's hoping to "meet" some new guys.
It's always a good time to meet new, cute fuckbudies!
Maybe Austin isn't that bothered about Jake's extra curricula activities, but I bet Reese would be, hee! hee!! (to quote our favorite troll).
"but I bet Reese would be, hee! hee!! (to quote our favorite troll)."
Many thing she takes the risk!
Many think she takes the risk!
What risk? It's practically impossible to out someone in Hollywood.
She could be annoyed by the rumours, she is so attached to her precious image.
But maybe not after all.
Reese's precious image is build by tabloids, photo ops and her self promotion. General public doesn't care about Jake.
Reese didn't mind the rumors in 2006 because she knows that only a gay man would agree to be her marketing tool.
"Jake's extra curricula activities"
I'm friendly, nothing wrong with that!
"I just want to become a traditional old man with a beer belly. I'd like to be sitting on the veranda of our place in France, just staring out over the lawns."
- Johnny Depp [ShowbizSpy]
I agree. I think he wrote some bad poetry and stomped to Italy, because Jake took The Chin there instead of him. Now Jake's hoping to "meet" some new guys.I can't believe there's still somebody here who believes this obviously planted poem was for real.
Does anybody know how to insert a decent linebreak in posts over here? Each time I quote someone my answer won't go to the next line no matter how many times or how hard I hit the damn Enter key!
"Reese didn't mind the rumors in 2006 because she knows that only a gay man would agree to be her marketing tool."
Bullshit! she could pay a gigolo if she only want a marketing tool.
BTW Abbie didn't win at Cannes. Her performance was too mainstream for recognition at that festival. They always go out of their way to be a bit shocking. Here is an article about some intrigue with the jury. Note that they had to look quite hard to find people still in town. I heard one of the actors from IB won the Actor award (not Brad Pitt) who left town immediately. Anyway proof again that our troll is full of incorrect assumptions. LOL!
CAT FIGHT IN CANNES: JURY CHAOS
The 2009 Cannes Film Festival seemed a little boring on the face of it, but now we have an out and out cat fight leading up to tonight’s closing ceremony.
The Croisette is buzzing (finally! sacre bleu!) because head juror Isabelle Huppert has refused to let another Isabelle, Adjani, present the Palme d’Or award at the show.
In fact, Huppert, I am told, won’t allow any other French actresses on the stage tonight at the Palais. I’m not kidding when I tell you this, either. Apparently, Huppert is loathed by her fellow jurors and by the Festival officials.
The result: a call went out around town to find all the male actors from movies that played here over the last two weeks who are still in town.
Luckily, several of the actors from Quentin Tarantino’s “Inglourious Basterds” have stuck around, hopeful their movie will win a prize or two tonight. Even Tarantino is still here, as well as many of the Basterds–except for Brad Pitt. He and Angelina Jolie left immediately for New York on Friday because Jolie filming “Salt” and, well, they have six children. Someone had to look after them!
But the Cannes Cat Fight is a great French saga here. Several French films are in the running for prizes. Not only that: the ceremony is in French! Like the opening night, it’s a big deal.
So, at last: some drama for the big finale. Me? I’m sitting next to a good translator, that’s for sure!
"I can't believe there's still somebody here who believes this obviously planted poem was for real."
If you believe Francis, you can believe the poem was for real.
she could pay a gigolo if she only want a marketing tool /
LOL, who would give a shit about dull actress and some unknown guy.
Reese needed "better than Ryan" marketing tool for her "Revenge of the Exes" People cover. Plus, Jake is cheaper and 100% safe - he'll keep the secret.
"Does anybody know how to insert a decent linebreak in posts over here?"
See 2:10 PM post: just add space and / after bold, italic or link formatting.
"If you believe Francis, you can believe the poem was for real."
There is no reason to believe the poem is for real, anyone could post it.
I think the poem was planted by an idle babbler.
The Croisette is buzzing (finally! sacre bleu!) because head juror Isabelle Huppert has refused to let another Isabelle, Adjani, present the Palme d’Or award at the show. /
Ladies, please behave! lol
"LOL, who would give a shit about dull actress and some unknown guy.
Who give a shit about Reeke?
"Does anybody know how to insert a decent linebreak in posts over here?" /
See 2:10 PM post: just add space and / after bold, italic or link formatting. /
I'm trying your suggestion 2:14. I don't know if this is it but thanks for your help anyway! :)
Well, the slash signs show up but it's much clearer this way. Thanks again!
You're welcome.
See 2:10 PM post: just add space and / after bold, italic or link formatting./
Or just put the ending bold, italic or link formatting right before the last punctuation mark. << Like that. Who notices or even cares if the last period or exclamation mark is italicized, and why add any extra dashes or slashes to the sentence anyway?
Btw why hasn't Google fixed their shit by now? Ugh. Hope they didn't layoff the blog format dept.
Someone must have complained, it's really annoying.
Interesting comments about Zachary being gay :)
"We're on a shorter schedule this weekend, due to the holiday, so in order to make it up to you, here's a picture of Zachary Quinto, just kickin' it by a ferris wheel. Because we love you, that's why."
Spock: Summer Edition
Posted on OMG by Hmmmmmm
How interesting, the blogger (or maybe Tom?) deleted (or hid, if it can be done) Tom's 3 comments, but then added at the bottom of the post: *this blog entry is strictly for entertainment purposes. its writer make no serious claims about the sexuality of Jake Gyllenhaal. /
I wonder if he checked out OMG and thought it wise to add that disclaimer wording? At least he didn't change or delete his post. (....yet)
Forgot to add, the blogger's post doesn't even have comments option activated anymore either (the other posts do just not the Jake one).
3:14 - What a surprise!! - *lol*
What do you mean, 3:19 PM?
Comment about Zack: "Also in general if I find a man attractive there's an 80% chance that they are gay or have tendencies..."
My gay male friends will ask me if someone's cute and if I would blow him, if I say yes they say that means 95% chance he's gay. :(
LOL
Oh god, where do I apply to be his beard?
The world is full of naive and uninformed fangirls:
"I read somewhere that he is dating Rumer Willis. Any truth to this Rumer? er, Rumor?
Thats what i read, i dont think hes gay."
Church of Scotland endorses gay minister's appointment.
(CNN) -- A gay minister at the center of a row about his appointment to a church in a Scottish city said he was "humbled" after the Church of Scotland upheld his appointment.
Scott Rennie rehearses a sermon at Brechin Cathedral in northeast Scotland.
In a ground-breaking move, the church's ruling body voted by 326 to 267 in support of the Rev. Scott Rennie, the church said in a news release Sunday.
The 37-year-old's appointment at Queen's Cross Church in Aberdeen, on Scotland's northeast coast, provoked opposition from traditionalist members of the church and has led to fears it could cause a damaging split.
More than 400 Church or "Kirk" ministers and almost 5,000 Church of Scotland members are said to have signed an online petition, organized by the Fellowship of Confessing Churches, against the appointment, the BBC reported.
Papers lodged with the Church of Scotland's General Assembly in Edinburgh claimed scriptures in the Old and New Testament describe same-sex activity as a "wrong choice," the British Press Association said.
However, Rennie's supporters argued that the Bible does not directly address homosexual relationships, which are now "essentially a feature of modern society."
In a statement released after Saturday night's vote in the Scottish capital, Rennie said: "I am humbled that the General Assembly has recognized God's call upon my life."
Ewen Gilchrist, interim moderator at Queen's Cross Church, was quoted by PA as saying: "It's a good decision for the General Assembly to have made because it sends out a message that we desire to be welcoming, accepting and inclusive.
"The issue of sexual orientation and Scriptural authority is something that has to be wrestled with and cannot be hidden away."
CNN
"However, Rennie's supporters argued that the Bible does not directly address homosexual relationships, which are now "essentially a feature of modern society."
:)
Well, I have to thank Mr. Francis for making Jake or at least his penis the hot topic again on this blog. I wouldn't refuse to touch Jake's penis if only just once. I would even risk Austin's fist to my face. Then I would really have something to write home about.
OMG Disclaimer:
This blog is strictly for entertainment purposes. Its writers make no serious claims about the sexuality of either Jake Gyllenhaal or Austin Nichols.
J.G. Francis:
This blog entry is strictly for entertainment purposes. Its writer make no serious claims about the sexuality of Jake Gyllenhaal.
Don't sue me just cuz I don't wanna touch your peen (sorry, ew!) but would blab about it on the Interweb.
Start the countdown to him taking down the post.
here is ,Tom's post scared him for sure, the poor Francis wanted just to make fun and then the "inquisitor" came to ask him a complete report.
J.G. Francis plays hard to get. He lusted after me, I could see that, I just wish I had a chance to check his bulge.
Scared of what, 4:03 PM #1?
If Jake's penis could talk, we'll get its side of the story.
"poor Francis wanted just to make fun and then the "inquisitor" came to ask him a complete report"
Looks like Francis doesn't want to give more details and doesn't want to discuss it.
Makes sense to me.
4:14 ITA, Hate to say this, but having Tom or anyone else from WFT2 and OMG post on your blog would freak anyone out. Sometimes it really is best just to observe. And you wonder why we get a bad press.
And yet he would risk Jake reading his public blog post about his penis? What an idiot.
I don't see what's to freak out about, especially blogger who's hinting Jake is gay.
"And yet he would risk Jake reading his public blog post about his penis?"
Risk what? Risk Jake finding out he's not interested?
Posted om OMG by Destiny
No way of knowing if this is true, but the blog looks legit.
And working in the arts, he probably knows lots of gay men and may be curious and/or appreciates beauty in men as well as women.
I do think Jake would be dumb enough to do something like this, probably gets the guy all hot and bothered and then whips out the contract before he whips out the little tooth.
I just love the idea of him whipping out 'little tooth', and you know with all those roids the boy's been rocking, little tooth is going to be really, really little. bless.
^ LOL!
Hey if you pull on my baby tooth I'll leave something for ya under your tongue I mean pillow!
"Looks like Francis doesn't want to give more details and doesn't want to discuss it.
Makes sense to me."
If you don't want to give more details or discuss it , don't put the subject on the table to begin with!
If you don't want to give more details or discuss it , don't put the subject on the table to begin with! /
That doesn't make sense.
J.G. Francis is either speaking "frankly" or he's "Francis the Talking Mule."
Based on his blog - truthteller.
I believe that he obviously met Jake twice at the restaurant but let his fantasy spread a bit too much....
Now he has got what he wanted - a bit attention....his 15 minutes (at least with a small group of people)
"If you don't want to give more details or discuss it , don't put the subject on the table to begin with! /
That doesn't make sense."
When you post a thing like this, you have to expect some people want to question you.
"Based on his blog - truthteller."
Yeah a truthteller with a GREAT imagination.
"Start the countdown to him taking down the post."
Minute I saw the post, I did print screens, cropped and saved the pages in my photo program. Learned that trick/lesson a long time ago!
That doesn't make sense.
It makes perfect sense. If he doesn't want to the attention, he should have just said a certain male celeb tried to hook up with him and spare himself the trouble.
Who said anything about attention?!
Not wanting to give more details or discuss details makes perfect sense.
"Yeah a truthteller with a GREAT imagination."
Did you read the post?
No imagination at all, just "he contacted my friend afterward and indirectly asked if I wanted to "hang out?".
This guy Francis could be telling the truth or could be full of shit. If he’s telling the truth, so what? We suspected Jake was having hook-ups with men. Big deal.
Don’t tell me you still think Austin is his one and only, true love, yadda yadda. lol, no, a fuckbuddy more like it.
Looks like the only cafe with the type of drinks he mentioned is LAMILL in Silverlake, which is a gay enclave in LA (like Weho but not as well known). LAMILL is also not a chain, its a boutique-type of coffee/tea place, upscale, table service only (even just for coffee/tea), not for the common masses, def not a known tourist spot, pap-free (well maybe not after today!), relatively expensive ($5 for a small latte, add another and a snackie and its easily over $20), just exactly Jake's kind of place/people if you ask me.
Now he has got what he wanted - a bit attention....his 15 minutes (at least with a small group of people) /
Babblers must be laughing their heads off!
J.G. Francis just hinted that Jake is gay and people who firmly believe Jake isn't straight call him liar.
Can you imagine reaction to "Jake Gyllenhaal sucked my cock" post?
"If he doesn't want to the attention, he should have just said a certain male celeb tried to hook up with him and spare himself the trouble."
STFU you moron, don't give people advice about not saying anything or hiding details! This is a fucking gossip blog, we want to know! We want them to spill! We want pics! We want to see the navy blue Gap dress Jake was wearing when he shot his load!
5:23 PM
Thanks for the info.
"Did you read the post?
No imagination at all, just "he contacted my friend afterward and indirectly asked if I wanted to "hang out?"."
Yes I read his post and suddenly I imagine having a friend in common with Jake, me too.
5:33 PM,
J.G. Francis didn't say his friend is Jake's friend, just that he knows Jake.
5:33 PM
I bet you have no problem believing Us Reekly fiction.
"We want to see the navy blue Gap dress Jake was wearing when he shot his load!"
LMAO!
The only evidence for me that Jake may be gay or bi is the boner he sported at the award show looking at Mr. L. Pictorial evidence. Since most gossipists, execpt for TC, think Jake is straight and Ted in my opinion massively exaggerates and/or makes stuff up, I'm one of the people who rather believe what they see.
"J.G. Francis just hinted that Jake is gay and people who firmly believe Jake isn't straight call him liar. "
Some have a brain.
At this level any blogger "can hint that Jake is gay"
wate eye dunt gezts it....mommee sez i haffta go gets kofee wit guncle jakeey becuase ima a deturrent and eye mak himm lukk strate an tidedown but gunkle jakey tol me a seekret, thats he laks me goin wit him cuz eye helpp him get bigg boyz cuz im kute an eye mak hims luk lak a guud gayy singul dady hoo kneeds him sum luvin..?
"I bet you have no problem believing Us Reekly fiction."
Always the same accusation.
I don't read Us but that doesn't mean I have to believe Francis or any other bloggers.
"At this level any blogger "can hint that Jake is gay"
What about bloggers who hinted that Jake is straight? Do you believe them? Do you use brain for that?
Not wanting to give more details or discuss details makes perfect sense.He already gave details by naming names. Doh!
"I don't read Us but that doesn't mean I have to believe Francis or any other bloggers."
You don't have to believe anything. We would just like to know why.
"I'm one of the people who rather believe what they see"
So you have no opinion about people's sexuality (straight, bi or gay) without sex tape?
"He already gave details by naming names."
Yeah his name and Jake.
There was a twitter sighting of Jake and Reese at the Intellingensta coffee/tea cafe in Silverlake a week or so ago, the same place they were spotted in (Jake and Reese) were spotted in back in 2007.
The blogger is a writer , most likely he embelished his encounters to make the post more interesting IMO.
His MySpace is deleted as well.
5:23.. interestingly LAMILL was the location of a recent Reeke couple's watch on People (I remember the name from it being reported on OMG), something about looking really cute / love up / tiny and adorable and meeting up with another couple and a baby (Baby tile perhaps??, I joking before the trolls come out of the woodwork).
Seriously though, poor Reese, not only is she having to beard but Jake's now dragging around his gay pick up joints.
(Interestingly, the entry regarding the LAMILL coffee stop seems to have disappeared from the People site, if anyone can find it, there will be prizes).
"So you have no opinion about people's sexuality (straight, bi or gay) without sex tape?"
You can have an opinion but no certitude.
5:53 PM #2
Do you believe Twitter and blogs Reeke sightings?
"So you have no opinion about people's sexuality (straight, bi or gay) without sex tape?"
Honestly, nowadays I can't always tell who's gay or straight. I see so many young guys, totally styled and make up on and I think, "gay" and then I learn they're straight.
To answer your question, yes a Jake/guy sex tape would convince me that he likes peen.
Although his boner shows that he had sexual feelings at least for this one dude. ;)
Maybe the moral of this little interlude in toothydom is that Jake needs to be spending less time in coffee shops and more time working.
Lets hope he gets some sort of new film role soon, even a guest slot of CSI New York would keep him out of trouble.
STFU you moron, don't give people advice about not saying anything or hiding details!
It's common sense to be discreet in a world full of idiots. Not like this Francis is anything but a tease. The gist of his story is nothing happened cuz he's so straight.
5:54PM: It's still there:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20279283,00.html
Lets hope he gets some sort of new film role soon, even a guest slot of CSI New York would keep him out of trouble.
Jake doesn't do tv. Reese would dump him if he does.
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