Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols
April 13, 2009
April 13, 2009
The top ten reasons a bike is better than a boyfriend:
10. He always follows your directions.
9. He doesn’t care if you ride more than one bike.
8. You can always add performance-enhanced upgrades.
7. He doesn’t complain about being tired if you want him to go faster.
6. It’s a good thing if he’s full of gas.
5. He naturally vibrates without extra accessories.
4. He only whines if something is actually wrong.
3. He can take you from zero to "Oh, my God! Oh my God!" in 3.4 seconds.
2. He doesn’t worry if his engine isn’t the biggest you’ve ever ridden.
1. You’re guaranteed to get off at least once at the end of every ride!
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Wenn pic
Thanks 4:01. I thot I was hallucinating again, lol.
Again?
4:00 PM, no one said they knew for sure she pulled the accidental pregnancy trick, but some think it might have been the case. Only Michelle knows for sure.
Sometimes you can almost feel sorry for Reese can't you. Bet when she signed up for this whole bearding charade she didn't bank on:
1. Having any blog entry of her bombarded with nasty comments for Jake fans;
2. Jake's faltering career and general slide into premature aging;
3. Having a 'bf' who seems to spend more time at the docs than on coffee runs, meaning he's either seriously poorly, or more likely, a bit of a basket case.
And to top it all
4. The 'bf's' father being a complete and utter, self promoting loony.
Tim Geithner, Lawrence Summers and Rubin are all former worker at the Bank "Goldman Sachs", which made their career.
Now they are also Obama's principal architects of financial and economic policy.
They are believed to constantly favor that bank through their measures.
Read it in the NYTimes.
I think Stephen might be hinting to that kind of corruption in the govt.
They've let Lehman Brothers to fall into bankrupcy, but not AIG, because AIG would have been dragging down Goldman Sachs too.
"Stephen isn't crazy, he's complicated."
He has said he has bouts of depression. This is not being "complicated", depression is a mental illness. Also alcoholism in his family history.
He's not complicated enuff to be complicated.
Is Cuntera posting here, again? Covering Stephen's ass?
This Week In Tabloids
Us Weekly: "Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal went to Coachella and were spotted hugging and singing along to the music, yawn."
jezebel.com
Can he just be complicated in private.
New Reese Elle cover:
Reese hearts Jake
I would agree with you about the pregnancy except that Heath said that he and Michelle had talked about having children together. I don't think she was using any form of birth control. She wanted to get pregnant. But I don't care what Heath said, or how "in love" she was, she should have had better sense than get pregnant after only knowing someone for six months.
I don't know if I would go so far as to say it was a trap, but it wouldn't surprise me if part of the reason for her pregnancy was some insecurity on her part, a way to secure herself with a man she got on the rebound and was afraid would realize she wasn't good enough for him.
N Y TimesDimming the Aura of Goldman Sachs
By FLOYD NORRIS
The investment bank denies that it profited from the U.S. bailout of A.I.G., but some of the public gets a sour taste.
(April 17, 2009 )
"I would agree with you about the pregnancy except that Heath said that he and Michelle had talked about having children together. "
Yes, but he talked with every gf about having children SOME DAY, even with his very first gf's as teenager.
well you know what Mathilda is the best thing Heath did in his short life, so thanks you Michelle!!
New Reese Elle cover
Reese Witherspoon on British ELLE - June 2009
"But I don't care what Heath said, or how "in love" she was, she should have had better sense than get pregnant after only knowing someone for six months."
And who are you to judge her???
If Heath have had better sense he would be here again !!!! When you have a child you behave like a responsible father and you stop drugs party, it's all I have to say!
Heath even talked with Naomi about kids and when the woman was ready, he decided he wasn't really ready after all. As much as I'm a fan, he often talked lots of baloney.
Why would Elle have "Reese Hearts Jake" on the cover? Is she proposing to him via the magazine cover?
4:27#1, and who are you to judge him? You don't know what really went on between them either.
Actually, I prefer the UK Elle cover to the US one. Reese doesn't look bad here. Don't waste your time telling about Photoshop. We have it here in the US too.
It's a nice cover.
4:29 PM
To attract readers.
Reese picture is too dull for a cover.
*sigh*
Michelle Williams, Spike Jonze and Matilda Enjoy a Laugh
ONTD
to be honest, i don't think anyone in the UK gives a monkeys whether reese hearts jake. most people are much more interested in the likes of cheryl cole etc. Looks like in these recession hit times, elle is saving money and rehashing the US interview. Strange in a way since Reese doesn't really have anything new coming out here, unless we're going to be subjected to a theatrical release of Legally Blondes!
Bottom line is, nobody is perfect, Heath, Michelle, Jake or Anne etc.
Though Reese probably thinks she's perfect, she isn't either. ;)
"J" in Jake from the cover looks like an "F".
That is, "Reese hearts Fake".
Proof, if proof be needed, that the UK doesn't give a monkeys bollocks about Reeke.
feeling a bit of national pride
"ONTD"
This kid is so adorable.
Shes wearing a big diamond ring on her left hand middle finger. :(
So what? She did that before (during reeking).
"Michelle Williams, Spike Jonze and Matilda Enjoy a Laugh"
Aww, great picture :)
4:39 PM,
US Elle - Reese was wearing the same ring on the same finger.
A marriage certificate won't make Jake any less gay and it won't change the fact that Reese got dumped for a prettier, younger girl.
facts of life, people
Reese has gotta be hell to live with.
"Reese has gotta be hell to live with."
Who cares? If that's what Jake wants, it's his life.
Jake doesn't live with Reese.
"Jake doesn't live with Reese."
C'mon we don't know that. Actually we have no idea what's really going on in his life.
Who cares??! It's Jake's life??!!!
I think 5:07 is in the wrong site :D
Reese doesn't know what's going on in Jake's life, either.
She had to lie about her birthday dinner (Ellen show). lol
"Jake doesn't live with Reese."
Whatever. she's gotta be hell to pal around with. I mean, like, I dont even know the woman and I cant stand her. :D
I cant believe Jake's dad talks like a Valley girl. and in public.
does he also goose his girlfriends?
A Valley girl? What does it mean?
Cuntara will be pissed!
If there was the slightest chance Jake liked women too, I would love for him to date Anne Hathaway.
Anne looks happy around her new boyfriend.
"Anne looks happy around her new boyfriend."
I know, good for her. :)
Jake but-fingering Anne? Can you imagine that he'll be alive after that?
"Jake but-fingering Anne? Can you imagine that he'll be alive after that?"
Didn't Anne say she liked butt sex? Maybe she did it with her criminal ex boyfriend? That's why I doubt she'd mind being butt-fingered by Jake.
"Didn't Anne say she liked butt sex?"
No, she did not.
"No, she did not."
Maybe she did? After the quote leaked online and particularly women's reactions weren't too positive, her PR maybe let the quote erase from whatever magazine she said it?
^^before it became public...
"Maybe she did?"
No, she didn't. Some blogger made it up, check it out.
"No, she didn't. Some blogger made it up, check it out."
I take your word for it.
After the quote leaked online and particularly women's reactions weren't too positive, her PR maybe let the quote erase from whatever magazine she said it?
Then she wouldn't be less of a faker than the Chin.
What is PR anyway? A dictatorship?
"What is PR anyway? A dictatorship?"
They try to protect the celeb's image. Sometimes more, sometimes less successfully.
^^The gal was campaining hard for Rachel Getting Married.
I read in a newspaper that Anne only dumped her ex because the team around her begged her to do it, because they wanted her to get award noms. She finally did it. I would have dumped his money stealing ass ever since I found out he stole money, even money meant for needy kids. Hello!
The guy used a part of the stolen money to buy travels and jewels for Anne. She wasn't involved in the actual crime but she certainly got some benefits of it.
So, maybe the Chin isn't the most adorable gal on earth but there is no need to exaggerate other women's qualities just for contrast
^^Agreed!
"A Valley girl? What does it mean?"
"Valley Girl is a term referred to affluent upper-middle class girls living in the bedroom community neighborhoods of San Fernando Valley
"A certain sociolect associated with Valley Girls, referred to as “Valspeak,” became common across the United States during the 1980s and 1990s, and much entered teenage slang throughout the country.
""Valspeak" - Qualifiers such as “like”, “way”, "as if!", “totally” and “duh” are interjected in the middle of phrases and sentences as emphasizers. Narrative sentences were often spoken as though they were questions using a high rising terminal." wikipedia
etcetc. goggle "valley girl" for more info. and links.
5:58 PM
Please don't compare Anne and the chin, we had more than enough of her in reeking news.
How the 'Anne Hathaway loves anal sex' story began
"Our first instinct was to disbelieve the story; after all, virtually every profile we've ever read of Hathaway mentions how carefully and professionally she answers questions, concerned that her quotes will be taken out of context. Had Hathaway been emboldened after her split with boyfriend Raffaello Follieri, or was someone putting naughty words in her mouth?
Turns out, it's the latter. We contacted Esquire for comment, and spokesperson Rhett Usry was shocked by the rumor. "Absolutely not true," he told us. "There is no interview with Anne Hathaway at all in the upcoming issue of Esquire."
link
Thanks 5:59 PM #2.
Damn!
No DVD sale, no movie.
"After coming up with potential high and low box office ranges, video and TV revenue assumptions, studios determine whether a film has a good chance of turning a profit, he said.
"What's happening now is that lower video estimates are going into those models, which means that you either don't do a
film, or have to do something on the cost side. The largest and most vulnerable line item is talent costs," he said.
"Video is the largest source of revenue on a new release, accounting for about 40 percent, but new release video is off 25
percent from a year ago," he said.
In the second half of 2007, for instance, a film yielding $100 million at the box office may have sold about 10 million DVD units in its first 12 to 18 months of release.
In the second half of 2008, a film of that stature may have sold only 7.5 million to 8 million units.
Some studios like The Weinstein Co and DreamWorks Studios, led by Steven Spielberg and Stacey Snider, are seeking financing. Others like Viacom's Paramount ditched efforts to raise $450 million for a slate of films, and instead will co-finance on a picture-by-picture basis, after many of the big slate deals of recent years did not deliver as expected.
"It's a different era from four years ago when people were clamoring to be in film deals. It's kind of boiled down to some
very professional folks who pay a lot of attention to the industry"
link
Michelle is staring at Leo the same way she used to do it with Heath......
and Martin S. looks at Leo in the same way!!!
^^Even though they'd make a beautiful couple, I don't think Jake was really interested in Anne.
If you watch Oprah and look at pictures of Jake, Heath, Anne and Michelle, you'll notice how close the three seemed and Anne didn't seem to belong there. I think many noticed that back then.
"Michelle is staring at Leo the same way she used to do it with Heath......"
Not quite the same way, but I think there is admiration there for Leo. Who'd blame her? ;)
Marty totally digs Leo. Very obvious. ;)
"If you watch Oprah and look at pictures of Jake, Heath, Anne and Michelle, you'll notice how close the three seemed and Anne didn't seem to belong there."
IA. Anne only had scenes with Jake. She probably barely knew Heath and Michelle.
Jake, Heath, Michelle:
love it:)
Sorry, I forgot to mention James. He seemed very fond of Heath & Jake. :)
A Colorado man was convicted of first-degree murder and bias-motivated crime and sentenced to life in prison for killing a transgender teen he met on an online social networking site.
Allen Andrade was convicted of first-degree murder and a hate crime in the slaying of a transgender teen. It was the first time in the nation that a state hate crime statute was used to prosecute a transgender person's murder, the advocacy group Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation said. CNN
^^There are some seriously sick and disturbed people out there. Scary.
The guy used a part of the stolen money to buy travels and jewels for Anne. She wasn't involved in the actual crime but she certainly got some benefits of it.If she was, I'm convinced she was an unknowing recipient, and probably had no idea of what he was up to, or she'd have dumped him long before.
Good news also about the landmark case in Colorado to prosecute hate crimes.
"If she was, I'm convinced she was an unknowing recipient, and probably had no idea of what he was up to, or she'd have dumped him long before."
There's no way to know if she had a clue what was going on or not.
Pass a Hate Crimes Bill for Matthew, Angie, Imaje, and Lawrence
It's shocking to think it's already been 10 years since Matthew Shepard was murdered because of his sexuality. But for his mom Judy, it probably feels like only yesterday. It's fantastic to see this woman move forward with such courage everyday, fighting for hate crimes legislation. A Congressional committee will vote tomorrow on whether to move a new bill forward, or, like the bills that have come and gone in the federal bureaucracy, let it slip away into the ether, while the queer community sees one more means of protection disappear.
The video is being pushed by the Human Rights Campaign, distributed to members in a letter from executive director Joe Solmonese. And for all the shit HRC receives, including criticism lobbed from this website, at the very least they have the resources to set up a camera, upload a video to YouTube, and encourage action.
link
In the latest issue of Parade, Kevin Sessums got into the sexuality rumors with Hugh Jackman.
Said Jackman: “I’d be happy to go and deny it, because I’m not [gay]. But by denying it, I’m saying there is something shameful about it, and there isn’t anything shameful. The questions about sexuality I find more here in America than anywhere else, because it’s a big hang-up and defines what people think about themselves and others. It’s not a big issue in Australia.”
When Barbara Walters asked him about the ongoing rumors in May, he let his wife answer for him. Jackman had his hand and footprints immortalized this week at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles.
link
"I’d be happy to go and deny it, because I’m not [gay]."
Hello! You just did deny it.
IHJ gallery
April 22 - Jake Leaving A Medical Center In Beverly Hills
Posted on OMG
WDW's theory is that Jake helps out at the med center a couple days a week.
^ LOL, yeah right.
Come on Kate, you're smarter than that :)
"WDW's theory is that Jake helps out at the med center a couple days a week."
Why not? Some sperm donors would appreciate the help :)
April 22, 2009
Rumors on Cannes Film Festival Program
Just one day before the announcement of the official Cannes Film Festival program on April 23, the rumors are flying on what films will be shown. Here's a quick list of films that are expected to be shown in Cannes:
"Looking For Eric" by Ken Loach
"Antichrist" by Las Von Trier
"Vengeance" by Johnnie To
"Hadewijch" by Bruno Dumont
"Les herbes folles" by Alain Resnais
"The Limits of Control" by Jim Jarmush
"A Serious Man" by the Coen brothers
"The Informant" by Steven Soderbergh
"The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus" by Terry Gilliam, starring late Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell
link
Page Six
FIGHT THE FLAB
OVER the years, Mario "Fanta Pants" Batali's weight has ballooned along with his ego. It's gotten so bad, insiders said, that his pal Gwyneth Paltrow gave him a free membership to the pricey gym that she and her fitness friend Tracy Anderson are opening in TriBeCa this summer, saving him the $4,500 membership fee and monthly bills. An insider said, "Mario is the only fat friend she has, and wants him to change." A rep for Paltrow didn't return e-mails.
Kim Voynar over at Movie City News wrote this intriguing column about the casting of M. Night Shyamalan's movie version of "Avatar: The Last Airbender," which will smartly drop the first part of its name so as to not be confused with James Cameron's forthcoming sci-fi epic. For the uninitiated, which includes me, "Airbender" is a highly popular animated series with, as Voynar puts it, "interesting and complex Asian and Inuit mythology woven through it."
Yet it seems Shyamalan has cast white kids in all the lead roles. So one of the biggest "name" directors in the business, who was born in India, apparently cannot convince a studio to populate a big tentpole action picture with Asian actors. One has to wonder if that wouldn't be the case if "Lady in the Water" and "The Happening" hadn't flopped commerically and critically, but it's not like we shouldn't expect this from an American movie studio -- Voynar mentions last year's "21," one of the worst movies I've ever seen, in which two Asians from the real-life story are replaced by Jim Sturgess and Kate Bosworth.
(The most ridiculous example of Hollywood white-washing in a long while is coming next summer. In what world is it a good idea to cast Jake Gyllenhaal as the "Prince of Persia"?)
I'm betting some thought Hollywood's cultural blinders had come off after "Slumdog Millionaire" won best picture, an idea as ludicrous as the assertion we live in a "post-racial" America now that Barack Obama is president. I think the blinders are fastened as tightly as ever -- one can easily imagine the old, white Hollywood establishment voting for "Slumdog" because they found it to be cute and exotic, not because they truly thought it was the best film of the year. I had to cringe a little when the film's director, Manchester-born white guy Danny Boyle, called his film a "love letter" to Mumbai. If that's Boyle's love letter -- a depiction of a filthy, crime-ridden cesspool where children are bought and sold -- I'd hate to see his Dear John letter.
But the stars of "Slumdog" certainly didn't seem to mind how their homeland was depicted in the film; it's hard to find any pictures of Dev Patel, Frieda Pinto and Anil Kapoor where they're not beaming with happiness, and the Oscars telecast was brimming with love and optimism for the Indian community. Will these three actors who impressed so much of the American moviegoing public get a chance at true American stardom? Patel has just one role slated, and guess what? It's in Shyamalan's "The Last Airbender." (Never mind the fact he's the "wrong kind of Asian" for the part, as Voynar puts it.) Pinto has two upcoming projects with two highly regarded directors, Woody Allen and Julian Schnabel. And Kapoor? The Bollywood star will join the cast of "24" next season as a Middle Eastern leader. We'll see if he has to suffer Shoreh Aghdashloo's fate and play the bad guy.
It's not going to be a very diverse summer at the movies -- the lead roles in most of the tentpole pictures are played by whites. You've got pretty much the entire cast of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"; Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox in "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"; Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Ryan Reynolds and Danny Huston in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"; Christian Bale, Sam Worthington and Bryce Dallas Howard in "Terminator: Salvation"; Ben Stiller, Amy Adams and Robin Williams in "A Night at the Museum 2" (that one has a bonus white-washing with Hank Azaria playing an Egyptian pharoah); Will Ferrell, Anna Friel and Danny McBride in "Land of the Lost"; Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and Leslie Mann in Judd Apatow's "Funny People"; heck, even the two protagonists of Pixar's animated epic, "Up," are white.
The only two big studio pictures I can find on the slate with non-white leads are "The Taking of Pelham 123," starring Denzel Washington, and "Imagine That," with Eddie Murphy.
Our best bet for diversity this summer? The multi-ethnic, multi-species crew of the Starship Enterprise in J.J. Abrams' "Star Trek." And those characters were created in the 1960s. How's that for progress in America?
Daily Herald
WDW's theory is that Jake helps out at the med center a couple days a week."
Oh, that's sheer stupidity. He's been in therapy--that's why he goes there. No shame there. A lot of people are in therapy.
^^Yup!
Witherspoon @ softball training
Cannes Film Festival lineup was announced. No Brothers and no Nailed.
CANNES FILM FESTIVAL
OPENER
"Up," U.S., Pete Docter, Bob Peterson
CLOSER
"Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky," France, Jan Kounen
IN COMPETITION
"Bright Star," Australia-U.K.-France, Jane Campion
"Spring Fever," China-France, Lou Ye
"Antichrist," Denmark-Sweden-France-Italy, Lars von Trier
"Enter the Void," France, Gaspar Noe
"Face," France-Taiwan-Netherlands-Belgium, Tsai Ming-liang
"Les Herbes folles," France-Italy, Alain Resnais
"In the Beginning," France, Xavier Giannoli
"A Prophet," France, Jacques Audiard
"The White Ribbon," Germany-Austria-France, Michael Haneke
"Vengeance," Hong Kong-France-U.S., Johnnie To
"The Time That Remains," Israel-France-Belgium-Italy, Elia Suleiman
"Vincere," Italy-France, Marco Bellocchio
"Kinatay," Philippines, Brillante Mendoza
"Thirst," South Korea-U.S., Park Chan-wook
"Broken Embraces," Spain, Pedro Almodovar
"Map of the Sounds of Tokyo," Spain, Isabel Coixet
"Fish Tank," U.K.-Netherlands, Andrea Arnold
"Looking for Eric," U.K.-France-Belgium-Italy, Ken Loach
"Inglourious Basterds," U.S., Quentin Tarantino
"Taking Woodstock," U.S., Ang Lee
OUT OF COMPETITION
"The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus," Canada-France, Terry Gilliam
"The Army of Crime," France, Robert Guediguian
"Agora," Spain, Alejandro Amenabar
MIDNIGHT SCREENINGS
"A Town Called Panic," Belgium, Stephane Aubier, Vincent Patar
"Ne te retourne pas," France-Belgium-Luxembourg-Italy, Marina de Van
"Drag Me to Hell," U.S., Sam Raimi
SPECIAL SCREENINGS
"Petition," China, Zhao Liang
"L'epine dans le coeur," France, Michel Gondry
"Min ye," France-Mali, Souleyumane Cisse
"Jaffa," Israel-France-Germany, Keren Yedaya
"Manila," Philippines, Adolfo Alix Jr., Raya Martin
"My Neighbor, My Killer," U.S., Anne Aghion
FEATURE FILM JURY
Isabelle Huppert (president), actress, France
Asia Argento, actress, director, screenwriter, Italy
Nuri Bilge Ceylan, director, screenwriter, actor, Turkey
Lee Chang-dong, director, author, screenwriter, South Korea
James Gray, director, screenwriter, U.S.
Hanif Kureishi, author, screenwriter, U.K.
Shu Qi, actress, Taiwan
Robin Wright Penn, actress, U.S.
Variety
April 23, 2009
62nd Cannes Film Festival Official Selection Announced
The 62nd Cannes Film Festival official selection was announced this morning. A total of 52 films are featured in four categories: Competition, Un Certain Regard, Out of Competition, and Special Screenings. The festival kicks off on May 13th and last for 11 days until May 24th; I will be attending this year. It was previously announced that Pixar's Up is opening the festival. Highlights from this year's line-up at Cannes also include Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds, Terry Gilliam's Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (which is Heath Ledger's last film), Ang Lee's Taking Woodstock, and many more. Read on for the list!
...
Cannes Film Festival
I thought that maybe Brothers would be on the list. Maybe at the Venice or Toronto fest then?
As for Parnassus. I hope for Heath that the movie will be decent. :)
The rumor that Brothers was postponed so that it goes to Cannes was another PR lie.
"Cannes Film Festival lineup was announced. No Brothers and no Nailed."
Well, at least "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" and "Taking Woodstock" will be there.
Guys, do you remember the picters when Mr. Sharidan, Jake and Jake's mom left a screening of Brothers and Jim was red in the face, Jake pensive and his mother pale? Maybe the movie wasn't much liked? OTOH the people who've seen it, say it was a good film and Maguire gives the best performance. I don't know what to think.
I remember the pictures, but don't remember glum faces.
"I don't know what to think."
We need more reviews to make an opinion.
Sheridan's face is naturally red, Jake is naturally pensive and Naomi doesnt get out into the sun alot.
"I thought that maybe Brothers would be on the list. Maybe at the Venice or Toronto fest then?"
IMDb release dates for Brothers:
USA 2009
Russia 8 October 2009
Argentina 12 November 2009
Denmark 13 November 2009
Belgium 25 November 2009
Netherlands 3 December 2009
Finland 5 February 2010
That article is somewhat ridiculous - people liked Slumdog because it was a good film, period - and the subject was hardly cute. Nothing like painting people with a racist brush just because he "suspects" the reasons people saw it. Again, Prince Dastan is a fictional character, could have been of mixed heritage, ad infinitum. The character has blue eyes and dark hair, and Jake fits the role physically.
Glad to hear that The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus is going to be at Cannes. I suspect it is going to be great.
"Well, at least "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" and "Taking Woodstock" will be there"
Yeah but the " imaginarium" is out of competition alas!!! I really wonder if it will be a good movie!
As for Bothers and Nailed , I am not upset cause movies presented at Cannes are rarely nominated for the oscars and other festival like toronto, and I hope Brothers will be there!
Nailed I don't know , the movie seems to weird LOL
Danny Boyle's love letter to Mumbai was a great film. It depicted what happens in third world countries, even in the US to our own marginalized cultures, which we do not want to look at because it makes us uncomfortable. India is not all the Taj Mahal. You have to leave your Western mindset at the door, and India is beautiful.
"Yeah but the " imaginarium" is out of competition alas!!! I really wonder if it will be a good movie!"
Gilliam's last few films weren't liked by critics, I hope it won't be the case with Imaginarium. I listened to an interview with Heath in FL and Heath said, he did Imaginarium as a favour to Gilliam who hired him for Bro's Grimm even if they urged Gilliam to replace Heath. I think Heath was very grateful to Gilliam and liked him a lot and returned him a favour.
^^What lovely people, Heath and Terry. :)
"Guys, do you remember the picters when Mr. Sharidan, Jake and Jake's mom left a screening of Brothers and Jim was red in the face, Jake pensive and his mother pale? Maybe the movie wasn't much liked? OTOH the people who've seen it, say it was a good film and Maguire gives the best performance. I don't know what to think."
I rememberin one of Tobey forum, someone who saw a test screening said it was a great movie with great performances. He said Jake was strong, nathalie nearly as good as in closer but seemed mixed about Tobey, he found him really good at the end but not so much in the first half of the movie, odd!
I don't know what to think either!!
"As for Bothers and Nailed , I am not upset cause movies presented at Cannes are rarely nominated for the oscars and other festival like toronto, and I hope Brothers will be there!
Nailed I don't know , the movie seems to weird LOL"
It's really no biggie it isn't in Cannes. Most people who've seen Brothers liked it, so it can't suck completely. I actually really look forward to Nailed.
"What lovely people, Heath and Terry. :)"
Yes, they liked and respected each other a lot.
Jake said Heath was loyal to his directors even if he suspected beforehand that the movies won't be good. And it's true, Heath worked repeatedly with the same directors.
"You have to leave your Western mindset at the door, and India is beautiful"
Being a fan of the great Indian director, Satyajit Ray, I found SDM contrived and annoying.
Bitch-Back! Gyllenspoon Bores; Aniston Heats Up
Dear Ted:
How much longer do we have to endure the Reese and Jake showmance? Every photo op becomes more nauseating. I've almost totally forgotten why I liked Jake to begin with.
—Gagging in NYC
Dear Acid Reflex:
Why on earth would something like
this rub you the wrong way?
Dear Ted:
Toothy Tile and Judas Jack-Off are George Clooney and Ryan Seacrest, right? There's a reason Clooney isn't married.
—Annabelle
Dear Double the Fun:
Clooney-babe is a tad older than Toothy and is more established in his career. And actually, Ry-guy hasn't been one of our B.V.'s. And trust me, Clooney is not done surprising you yet, not by a long shot.
Dear Ted:
Maybe you should introduce Grey Goose and Dashed Dingle-Dream to each other. Do you think they would make a good-looking couple? Do you think they would both be willing to be "out" if it weren't for their partners?
—Imqaatdbru
Dear Share a Closet:
I think they're both infatuated with their leading men. But maybe someday!
Dear Ted:
Didn't you write a story about Channing Tatum and something-something? Just saw a preview for his new movie—Fighting—with Terrence Howard. Channing looks hot. Can you dish any dish on him? Oh, yeah—he's not Toothy, right? Seems like you've noted everyone in Hollywood for Toothy, but they're about the same age, aren't they?
—No Snarking Here Just Move Along
Dear Taunting Tooth:
Yes, they're around the same age. But Channing's far more discreet about his indiscretions, I assure
The Awful Truth
I wonder why Jake would be upset at the papz and flip them off if he and Reese called them? Is he pretending to be annoyed, for it to look more real? If so, he and Reese are seriously disturbed.
At least you don't attribute your opinion to everyone else, 9:00, and for that I thank you. I found it to be probably the most original film I've seen in quite some time, that why I liked it. There's a beauty that rises above poverty and misery.
^^I liked it for that reason, nothing to do with it being about India at all, that was secondary to me.
Jamal could have been from Peoria, IL for all I cared, I just thought it was magical that all of the unfortunate experiences he had been through were able to help him in the long run. :)
I think Ted C. is seriously obsessed with Jake. I do believe that he saw Austin and Jake, but as for the rest I think it's his imagination or massive exaggeration. He can't know what goes on in Jake's bedroom. No way. Jake probably had more than friendship with Austin, it's possible it's the same with RW.
It is really frustrating that on one side fans insist he's 100% straight on the other that he's 100% gay. Why not consider the possiblitly that he likes both? I think Ted C. has a massive non stop boner for Jake and can't stand the thought Jake might fuck (or finger fuck ;)) RW. Sometimes I think he's borderline pathetic.
^Jake finger fuck the beard in front of paparazzi cameras. Very convenient.
I wonder why Jake would be upset at the papz and flip them off
^^
Maybe he was surprised to find paparrazzi in the VIP section of a concert.
"Maybe he was surprised to find paparrazzi in the VIP section of a concert."
This means he or Reese didn't invite them there.
I don't think they called the paparazzi for the fest, many stars were photographed, but they sure knew papz would be there and it would be a nice photo op.
9:45
c'mon, Ted doesn't give afuck about Jake's sexuality. As a gossip reporter, i bet he had seen a lot, and a closeted or bi B list actor doesn't surprise him very much.
Some are still interested in the Toothy saga and as long it brings people to his site, he will continue. When nobody ask anymore he'll stop and find some other star to talk about.
"I found it to be probably the most original film I've seen in quite some time, that why I liked it. There's a beauty that rises above poverty and misery"
I think you would very much enjoy Ray's trilogy, "The World of Apu", 9:18
"Jake probably had more than friendship with Austin, it's possible it's the same with RW."
No, 10.000 dull Reeke photos don't lie + lets not forget that Jake has to hide and control his attraction and affection ONLY around men.
Most stars at Coachella had an average of 5 pics each. Reeke had 118.
"c'mon, Ted doesn't give afuck about Jake's sexuality."
I think he's very much interested in Jake and his sexuality, even obsessivly so.
LOL!
Ted is a gay man in LA and a gossip writer.
"Most stars at Coachella had an average of 5 pics each. Reeke had 118."
But don't forget Reese was one of the, or the, most famous star there. Some seem to forget that she was a big star even before her Oscar and recently she had 2 no.1 B.O. hits. I'm not trying to make her look good, but I'm talking about facts.
I knew her ever since I was a kid and went to see most of her films, even crap like Sweet Home Alabama etc. It's her fucking Oscar speech and her romance/fauxmance with Jake that put me off. I was a fan of hers long, long before I even knew who Jake was. Now I can't stand her.
10:00 AM, I still think he has a crush on Jake. Just a feeling.
Thankyou, 9:56 - I'll check those out! :)
Whats strange [and sad] is by Ted putting the Gyllenanal ass poke vid in his column, poeple will say, "hey she didn't flinch or get mad that he did that, it's an intimate thing to do etc., the pap was behind them so how could they have known it was being filmed, it looks real", and then more will believe Reeke is a couple. Ted didn't say if he thought the butt poke was staged. The way he worded his response was like he was saying "How on earth can you say that it's a showmance when Jake is touching her like that?" I'm kind of disappointed in Ted.
Ted had a TT letter after the ass poke letter. Whoopdedoo.
For more sick, check out Reeses beanie in the latest JJ. Its Jakes old white knit cap.
"Ted had a TT letter after the ass poke letter. Whoopdedoo"
These inuendos are totally annoyning by now. We all know his TT is JG. We get it Ted!
"For more sick, check out Reeses beanie in the latest JJ. Its Jakes old white knit cap."
She's wearing his clothes. As if that's something new, she did it before.
Looks to me as if the beanie is brand new. J's got a v. large head, his would be all stretched out.
Channing Tatum, born 1980. Jake Gyllenhaal, Born 1980. Interesting that hardly any of the comments in Ted's post today mention Toothy at all. Its Pattison, Pattison, Pattison.
The bit about Jake working in the med center was a WDW joke for gods sake. Cant believe someone actually thought they meant that for real.
He's way too big for her to wear his clothes.
Pattison is more popular than Jake at the moment and gossipers writing about him get more attention.
Duh! :)
What does Ted mean by
"indiscretions ?" Jake has been with Austin for years. How would that relationship qualify as an "indiscretion?" It's solid and committed.
Could Ted be trying to imply that Jake has sex with other men besides Austin, even now? Or is he saying that Jake is still engaging in public sex with Austin?
"But don't forget Reese was one of the, or the, most famous star there."
LOL, give us a break!
JJared
Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens at the Coachella Music Festival - 5 pics
Gossip Girls
Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens at the Coachella Music Festival - 8 pics
I love how Ted is no longer predicting the breakup of Jake and Reese. He didn't even emphasize that he agrees with it being a showmance really.
It's like he no longer has the sources he used too, and is really just guessing now like the rest of us. He's not really sure what's going on. But he will never own up to that.
AF in the Channing Tatum letter "Seems like you've noted everyone in Hollywood for Toothy"
Noted everyone or is it supposed to be notted everyone?
11:39 AM, you actually counted the pics? Zac Efron is a teen star, not many outside the teen world know him nor this ugly girl who's accompanying him. I'm willing to bet that the majrity of people know R more than Z.
"11:39 AM, you actually counted the pics?"
How hard is to count 5 pictures?!
Zac Efron is more popular than Jake and has more fans than Reese.
Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens are more popular than Reeke.
"He [Ted] didn't even emphasize that he agrees with it being a showmance really."
Two days ago there was a Reeke post and Ted mentioned the showamnce.
It's like he no longer has the sources he used too, and is really just guessing now like the rest of us. He's not really sure what's going on. But he will never own up to that.As a tb I agree.
But quite a few tbs have said many times over the last few years that Ted has lost his original source or sources.
It's not an original babbler idea.
There have even been tb discussions about who that original source was. Probably Matthew Katz-Frost as he was a mutual friend of Jake and Austin.
Ted not having Reese sources does not mean the original source was wrong (Jaustin existed), or that Reeke isn't a bearding relationship.
"What does Ted mean by "indiscretions ?"
Ted: "But Channing's far more discreet about his indiscretions, I assure"
It could mean just that Channing keeps his indiscretions under the carpet, is better at hiding.
She asks about "indiscretions", not about hiding them.
"indiscretions"=homosexual sex
"Ted not having Reese sources..."
Ted said that he has Reese sources.
"AF in the Channing Tatum letter "Seems like you've noted everyone in Hollywood for Toothy"
Noted everyone or is it supposed to be notted everyone?"
not-ed = said not ?
maybe everybody's having butt sex these days; but I assumed that Ted was saying that if this was a real romance J was rubbing R in the wrong way.
Ted is fun; dont see why some get annoyed with him.
(((Ted)))
Jake ought to rub in public the other entrance of Reese's to persuade he's having sex with her.
Alan Cumming supports New York Governor David Paterson's gay-marriage bill. "He's not doing it for political reasons. Like, when did gay marriage become something that could make you popular, for fuck's sake? That's just, like, being a little nippy, people being bitches." As for Rudy Giuliani? Cumming says: "I think he's an asshole. Please quote me on that." [NY Mag]
"I just put his foot in my mouth. There was no sucking. It was a spontaneous moment, too — it wasn't in the script. I just went for it. I still don't even know how Zac felt about me cramming his foot into my mouth. It's not like we're e-mail buddies." — Saturday Night Live's Jason Sudeikis, on his skit with Zac Efron. [Gatecrasher]
Imagine men instead of patting their girl's butt they start patting their vag (you know, the place they enter regularly) in public. I somehow doubt this will ever be "en vogue", butt patting (not fingering) is still more accepted in public.
"Ted is fun; dont see why some get annoyed with him."
his shit is fun yeah!
Ennis said: "Jake ought to rub in public the other entrance of Reese's to persuade he's having sex with her."
In the original Annie Prolux short story Ennis brings Alma off with his hand first before having (unwelcome) anal sex with her. Wish they'd showed that in the film. He wasn't a complete asshole to her, and he did know what a clitoris did.
"This funny actor wasn't kidding when he copped a total diva attitude on the set of a recent movie. While every other actor would walk from their trailer to the set, Diva Boy insisted on taking a golf cart. The set was an entire thirty feet from his trailer.
No It's Not Will Ferrell." [BlindGossip]
Gyllen-hole!
In the original Annie Prolux short story Ennis brings Alma off with his hand first before having (unwelcome) anal sex with her.
What? I missed that!
"Ennis: been there, done that said...
Gyllen-hole!"
Oooh, you did the Gyllen-hole, Ennis? Tell us more.
"Ennis, please, no more damn lonesome ranches for us," she said, sitting on his lap, wrapping her thin, freckled arms around him. "Let's get a place here in town?"
"I guess," said Ennis, slipping his hand up her blouse sleeve and stirring the silky armpit hair, then easing her down, fingers moving up her ribs to the jelly breast, over the round belly and knee and up into the wet gap all the way to the north pole or the equator depending which way you thought you were sailing, working at it until she shuddered and bucked against his hand and he rolled her over, did quickly what she hated. They stayed in the little apartment which he favored because it could be left at any time.
Yeah Ted has "Reese" sources, the same source that said that Reese and Ryan were getting back together when in reality, Ryan and Abby were seeing each other and Reese was on MV with the kids (Aug. 2007).
I guess since there were no pap pics of Abby and Ryan at the time he had no clue that they were actually together.
PS: I think that it was interesting that he posted the picture of Jake and Reese at Coachella of them looking wistfully at the band instead of her looking into the camera, that was the best pic of the day. Also mentioning that he datted Jenny Lewis, all info i gather his interns picked up from IHJ and such since I don't think he knew that. Just shows were he gets his "info" from
^^^ Hi babbler! Still reading Ted's column? LOL
"PS: I think that it was interesting that he posted the picture of Jake and Reese at Coachella of them looking wistfully at the band instead of her looking into the camera, that was the best pic of the day."
Best pic of the day? she looked like a hamster. I mean more like a hamster than usual.
Count me as another one that didn't like Slum Dog. I thought it was manipulative and put a sugar coating on everything.
Zac had had three hit movies in a row, including the highest grossing movie last weekend. Zac is definetely one of the biggest stars right now. Reese? Well, Walk the Line was what, four or five years ago, and everyone knows that 4 Christmas movie would have made money with or without her.
1:35 PM
E! buys / pays for pictures
Ted used that one Reeke Coachella picture bought by E!
Michael K
Happy Earth Day! Celebrate by swallowing. Recycle, people, recycle!
Just because E buys the pic doesn't mean he has to use it. Why mention them at all? All he did was repost the blathering about them from other blogs and made sure that the few who actually care about them that he dated Jenny Lewis and Kiki, and OMG they were all there!!! I actually don't think he posted that but one of his interns did because they saw there pics all over the place.
And when i said the "best" pic I meant that she wasn't staring into the camera. They looked like Donnie Darko and Legally Blonde on pot, both looked stoned and they probably were.
I'm not sure what to think - still believe J&A is a possibility, but not too concerned about the Coachella pics and vid; glad to see some signs of life in that relationship if it is true! The new Reese hearts Jake tack - curious to see this new spin, we've seen the grovelling at her feet, now let's see how much Reese really loves Jake. She better treat him right! ;)
I dont know about "obsessed" -
it's like wanting to squeeze a blackhead - you just want 'em OUT because they're so unsightly.
"Michelle is staring at Leo the same way she used to do it with Heath......"
A friend of mine who saw the pic said the same. I still don't see it.
^^I didn't see it, either. :)
"I didn't see it, either. :)"
Good to know I'm not alone. ;)
ok, maybe she makes the same look to everybody, cow eyes wanting some sympathy. Her hair looks great,though!
^^I can't say I like Michelle very much, but she is beautiful.
Now that I think about it, Michelle does have cow eyes.
I just checked out pictures of cows and yeah, there's a resemblance. ;)
^^
I mean the looks she sometimes gives. :)
She is not beautiful, she is an ok looking girl who can pay for a good stylist now.Also, she is gaining weight again.
Still, i think she could do better than Spike.
(I admit i'm not prettier than her ,BTW)
"Still, i think she could do better than Spike."
I have doubts this will last anyway.
Are you Heathens who speak often of Michelle?
Never taken much notice of her, myself. She seems okay, though.
Beautiful or not is in the eye of the beholder. I found she was pretty average looking as a teen, but nowadays I think she's very pretty.
MichelleI agree about the weight gain, but I think she looks better with more meat on the bones, she was too thin after Matilda was born IMO.
We are just making conversation until next pic of Reeke shows up ;)
Does it bother you?
"Are you Heathens who speak often of Michelle?"
After BBM I kind of followed Jake mostly, but also Heath and Michelle and Anne too. I guess I became somewhat of a fan of all of them. :)
Besides i think we already covered everything that it is to say about fingers in the butts.
Why not talk about someone else for a change? at least for a while...
"We are just making conversation until next pic of Reeke shows up ;)
Does it bother you?"
No, it doesnt bother me. Just curious, as some seem to dislike her.
There seem to be alot of fans of Anne here, but critical of Michelle.
Im not a fan of either of them, but convo about them doesnt "bother me -
"sorry to Michelle lovers but she has a bitchface."
That's because she doesn't smile al lot. She is very serious most of the time.
That's why I liked Anne more during BBM promo, she is very open and smiles a lot. I prefer this kind of people, because I'm more like that too.
"There seem to be alot of fans of Anne here, but critical of Michelle."
That's because Anne comes off more likeable.
Some like her and some dislike her, as all celebrities we discusse here.
I don't think she gets too much shit as our lovely Reese
What I respect about Anne is that she doesn't whine about paparazzi attention, you hardly see her be annoyed let alone flip them off. She is an ambitous actress and very watchable. She has a great future ahead of her. I'm looking forward to her movie with Depp. :)
"I don't think she gets too much shit as our lovely Reese"
One of the things that I dislike about Reese is that when it suits her she arranges photo ops, and other times when they bother her she shouts at them or flips them off. She's a hypocrite. I don't like hypocrites.
3:22
and the CHIN!! Don't forget the CHIN!!! I hate her for having such an ugly chin,too
^^How could I forget the CHIN? ;)
I hope she'll have a nicer attitude. She looked cute in the latest pics (R). I love both Anne and Michelle, looking forward to their movies.
" She better treat him right! ;)"
2:11 PM, Reese seems to love to be with guys much more attractive than she is. I read that she didn't treat Ryan too well, but she had his babies, so he was tied until he finally had enough of her and dumped her for a younger woman. Jake is an attractive young man and probably good to her and her children. I think she is more into him than he into her. I think she'd do everything to keep him.
Or she could hook up with someone older and not so attractive (like Michelle with Spike), but Reese's past dating history indicates she likes the pretty boys and she'll try to keep Jakey I'm sure. (If they are really in a relationship that is).
There's nothing to keep.
Nothing. Nada.
House Judiciary Committee OKs Hate Crimes Bill
With a vote of 15-12, the House Judiciary Committee sends Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act of 2009 (H.R. 1913, or The Matthew Shepard Act) to the full Congress for a vote.
Yay! :)
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