Tuesday 14 April 2009

10 Reasons a Bike is Better than a Boyfriend

Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols
April 13, 2009


The top ten reasons a bike is better than a boyfriend:

10. He always follows your directions.

9. He doesn’t care if you ride more than one bike.

8. You can always add performance-enhanced upgrades.

7. He doesn’t complain about being tired if you want him to go faster.

6. It’s a good thing if he’s full of gas.

5. He naturally vibrates without extra accessories.

4. He only whines if something is actually wrong.

3. He can take you from zero to "Oh, my God! Oh my God!" in 3.4 seconds.

2. He doesn’t worry if his engine isn’t the biggest you’ve ever ridden.

1. You’re guaranteed to get off at least once at the end of every ride!

More photos: IHJ

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Anonymous said...

He's become a meshugener. :(

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but finger in the hold, I'd deck the guy.

Although in all honesty I go all crazy when I'm tailgated on the highway.
LMAO! Me too.

Anonymous said...

I am sorry but I find all of this sturm und drang about the "anal probe" much ado about nothing. And the people complaining the hardest will be right back here for the next bitchfest.

Toothy isn't coming out, and you whiners aren't going anywhere.

Anonymous said...

"Toothy isn't coming out, and you whiners aren't going anywhere."

I believe you said that already, Professor Poop. Go take a dump somewhere else, why doncha?

Anonymous said...

A poster on WDW said that Reese bought a restaurant in East Hampton, L.I., called Blue Parrot. Wonder if that's true?

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know how much Jake earned for POP, approximately?

Anonymous said...

LOL 8:18.

Anonymous said...

Hee! The Blue Parrot? In Atlanta, that's a gay bar!

Anonymous said...

^^I think Long Island.

Anonymous said...

The Blue Parrot was a gay bar in L.A.!

Anonymous said...

8:18, what's the matter? Did I hit a nerve? I am not going anywhere, just as you aren't.

Anonymous said...

drink your postum, sweetie, and take a nap. you'll feel better in the morning.

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

I wasn't being critical of Heath's behavior. On the contrary. I adored Heath. I fully admit I'd have spread myself for him. I'll bet he was a beast in bed.

April 21, 2009 10:50 AM


Anonymous said...
^ lol, who wouldn't have spread themselves for Heath? I think he was rough in bed too.

April 21, 2009 10:57 AM


Anonymous said...
I think I could have come just from listening to Heath's voice.
Oh.My.G*d. I totally agree with these assessments. I think he had a lot of sparks with Naomi Watts.

Anonymous said...

With the possible exception of Mickey Rourke, I can't think of any major male star in HW who needs therapy now more than Jake.

Anonymous said...

Mickey Rourke is fine, has never been better?

Papa Mickey said...

Lokiiiiiiii.........

Anonymous said...

Yeah, 9:42, Heath was a man, wasn't he?

Damn!

You Tube Views said...

Susan Boyle is hotter than Jake!

Jake and Reese ass grab: 200,855

Susan Boyle sings: 46 million

Anonymous said...

You better believe that Jake needs therapy right now. Poor Naomi probably can't even hold her head up. It looks like her looney closeted son is turning into as much of a nut job as her loony ex-husband. In four short years, the Gyllenhaals have gone from Hollywood royalty to a pitiable mess. What a spectacular fall from grace.

Anonymous said...

They were never Hollywood royalty. But you are right, they are a mess right now except for Maggie.

Anonymous said...

"Does anyone know how much Jake earned for POP, approximately?"

My guess would be between 7 and 10 million $.

Anonymous said...

Page Six

MARIAH'S BIG FOOTPRINT

MARIAH Carey (above) is the "least green" celebrity, according to a new Earth Day poll, for flying her personal trainer in from St. Barts. "People saw that as an extravagance rather than a necessity and the consequences for the planet probably don't justify it," said Jonathon Morgan, editor-in-chief of GreenDaily.com. John Travolta, a licensed pilot, flew into second place because of his fleet of private jets. The greenest celebs were Leonardo DiCaprio, Oprah Winfrey, Bono, Ed Begley Jr., Brad Pitt and Prince Charles.

DD said...

Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.

"Brokeback Mountain" becomes an opera said...

The premiere is scheduled for June 2013 in Madrid's Teatro Real.

When the film "Brokeback mountain" (Ang Lee, 2005) premiered, it led to a heated debate about the subjects being tackled by mass film industry. The winning of more than 45 awards -including three Oscars (Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay and Best Original Score) and the Golden Lion from the Venice Film Festival (Best Film)- was supported by an indisputable success in movie theaters. Its main characters, Ennis del Mar and Jack Twist, were considered as tragic heroes immersed in a hostile world and the actors, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal, became sex symbols without frontiers.

Now a new step is being given in dealing with love between men due to the fact that GĂ©rard Mortier, artistic director of the New York City Opera, commissioned an opera about this subject to composer Charles Wuorinen. It should have premiered on that theater's stage, but the composer himself explains: "Mortier had a rift with the theater and left. He is now working at the Teatro Real in Madrid. And 'Brokeback mountain' will make its debut there in June 2013".

Based on a novella by Annie Proulx (1935), the opera is about the love story of Ennis and Jack, two cowboys who fall in love with each other during the summer of 1963, and it will also deal with homosexuality as a taboo subject in the heartland of America during the '60's. A complex and intense relationship intermittently maintained for over two decades. As Ennis is incapable of accepting the situation, his stance leads to unsatisfied lives and unchains the tragedy.

Charles Wuorinen (1938) became in 1970 the youngest composer to receive the Pulitzer Prize for his electronic work, "Time's Encomium". Since then, he has composed over 250 works, including his acclaimed opera, "Haroun and the Sea of Stories", based on Salman Rushdie's novel (New York, 2004). From the United States, the inflections of his voice reveal how much he has thought about his new effort and the decisions he has had to take in order to treat such a delicate matter in a clear and coherent way.

—How have you dealt with the story of "Brokeback mountain"? Is your opera based on Annie Proulx's story or on Ang Lee's film? Will people see the characters of the film on this occasion on an opera stage?
—Annie Proulx herself wrote the libretto which is already finished. I feel it does not bear much relation to the film. It has the same characters, but unlike the story, however, women play a slightly bigger part in it, as in the film. But I have not contacted Ang Lee and I have contacted Annie Proulx. I just finished working with her when she came recently to Nueva York to add the last touches.

—In what way will you deal, from a musical and theatrical point of view, with the love scenes between Jack and Ennis? One thing is to talk about the love of a man for another man and something quite different is a man having sex with another man.
—There will be no sex scenes on the stage in my opera. The love scenes have a dialogue and they are going to be sung. And the musical staging will reflect what they are saying and the emotions that may be read between the lines. There is a moment where there is a musical interlude; they will not be visible then, but they are making love.

—Have you thought about what this kind of experience will be for the public? People who go to the opera are not used to seeing love scenes between men …
—Well, they will have to get used to it.

Interior monologues

—Another important issue in "Brokeback Mountain" is loneliness. How can that loneliness be described through music?
—Music is not description, it is gestures. When there are words, suggestion becomes reality, description.

—In the story and in the film there are many unspoken situations. Silence is therefore very important …
—There are some silences scheduled in the libretto, but one has to take into account that there are no close-ups in an opera stage and that everything is at a distance from the public; therefore, there must exist interior monologues of the characters and we do have them. The score includes fragments where the main characters and also some secondary characters tell us what they are thinking, what they are feeling. That will never exist in movies because there’s no need for it; movies have other ways of showing what goes on inside someone’s mind. What we have done in the opera is to transfer those feelings to their mouths, thus making it more direct.

—The love between Jack and Ennis is a special love because one of them is always disappearing. It is a love that is maintained without the other partner…
—Well, it disappears because Ennis is not willing to fully commit himself in the relationship. It is Ennis who finally takes the fatal choice of not leaving his farm, of not going with Jack and starting a new life with him. That is the basis of the tragedy. There is loneliness, as you said, but the most important thing there is love. We have a very touching scene at the end when Ennis finds out that Jack is dead. He holds Jack's bloodied shirt in his hands and talks to it on his way home. But it is already too late. It is only then that he realizes that he can no longer do anything and that he never told him what he always wanted to.

Young singers and good actors

—Have you got a clear picture about the voices the main characters will have?
—I have a pretty clear picture about it. Jack will be a lyric tenor. Ennis is a bass-baritone with several spoken parts. He only sings in some passages. There is a quite marked difference between the two personalities.

—Have you thought about any singers for these roles?
—I have some in mind, but it is too soon to give out their names. To tell you the truth, I have definitely specific people in mind for the two main characters and also for one or two of the secondary roles. But I would not like to give out their names because I have only thought about them and we haven’t yet contacted them.

—But would they be well-known singers or young singers?
—I generally prefer young singers, especially for this opera. We need artists who bear some resemblance to the role and who are capable of acting. We cannot have some 70-year old singer.

—And what about the female characters? The wives…
—Their role in the opera will naturally be less important than that of the main characters. I know their vocal types, it’s something I’ve already decided on, but I have not decided on any particular singer.

—What kind of orchestra have you considered for your work?
—I think it will be a standard-size orchestra, which is slightly smaller than an orchestra for a large symphony. It will probably consist of 80 musicians instead of a 100.

"Mass audiences are not interested in serious things"

—One tends to think nowadays that the creation of contemporary music distances itself from mass audiences. Do you agree with this opinion?
—Yes, it is true. But all serious art is distanced from mass audiences.

—Why?
—Because mass audiences are not interested in serious things. Serious art, of any kind, but specially music, requires an effort from its audience. You have to pay attention, have a certain education, know something, develop a taste for it … And most people don’t do that, they’re not interested. What you compromise in order to obtain mass audiences immediately becomes very superficial entertainment.

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Anonymous said...

"There will be no sex scenes on the stage in my opera. The love scenes have a dialogue and they are going to be sung. And the musical staging will reflect what they are saying and the emotions that may be read between the lines. There is a moment where there is a musical interlude; they will not be visible then, but they are making love."

Awww :)

DD said...

Donnie: How can you do that?
Frank: I can do anything I want. And so can you.

Cannes info said...

Cannes film festival program to be announced on April 23

Anonymous said...

"Papa Mickey said...
Lokiiiiiiii........."

You are bad! LOL
You shouln't make me laugh about poor Loki.

Anonymous said...

—Have you thought about what this kind of experience will be for the public? People who go to the opera are not used to seeing love scenes between men …
—Well, they will have to get used to it.
I really like the sound of the Brokeback Mountain Opera, and Jack a lyric tenor, he was the more outwardly expressive. Having Ennis with some spoken parts, but not singing much. And their love being expressed musically. :)

Anonymous said...

I've always liked the idea of BBMt as opera - and the women being given larger roles -

Anonymous said...

Morning thots on Jake - he's been down on himself for a long time, now. Self-destructive behavior. TB = too bad.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I like that the women will be having larger roles too. Their roles were important. Jack's optimisim (in the beginning), happiness and love. :)

Anonymous said...

Well, anybody think this "dissatisfaction with the paps" story means the beginning of the end of Reeke? :)


^^
I remember Heath and Michelle complaining about the papz right before they split. Thay were all smiles and open about the "sweet life" they were having during movie promotion,talking about becoming parents and how thet felt when they first met blah,blah,blah... suddenly they became annoyed of the public attention on themselves and used it as one of the excuses for the breakup as if it that was the major thing of their problems. I know there is no serious comparison between H/M and Reeke but i can see a MO here.

Too bad, because i have a lot of fun discussing Reeke in this site and Toothy is so much entertaining while bearding instead of being a victim of HW society.I know bearding is wrong but i can't help to find it interesting :(

same-sex marriage said...

Perez Hilton vs Dennis Prager on Marriage Equality

Larry King hosted Perez Hilton and Dennis Prager for a debate on marriage equality as a follow-up to the Miss USA brouhaha that erupted after she lost her crown because of her answer to a question from Perez about same-sex marriage. Prager is a conservative radio host.

Matt Rettenmund at Boy Culture has an excellent post up on the reactions to Perez' question and his subsequent efforts to draw out the conversation. Whatever opinion you may have of Perez, he was able yesterday to elicit statements of support for same-sex marriage out of Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Heidi Montag. While those celebrities may not mean so much to some, their statements of support certainly help to build support in undecided (Christian and younger) spheres.

towleroad.com

Anonymous said...

^^I thought of the same thing. The MO of "dissatisfaction with the pap attention".

Anonymous said...

"Well, anybody think this "dissatisfaction with the paps" story means the beginning of the end of Reeke? :)"

While I think that would be great, I also think that we are going to see Reeke go on for a few more years. It seems as though Reeke is purposely trying to show themselves as more of a couple. For 2yrs the most we got was awkward handholding. Now, their handholding has improved slightly and they are trying to promote the "settled couple" routine-doing separate things with other people and then doing couple things with friends. Also, after one or two of Jake's photo ops with Austin or another friend, we then get a massive Reeke photo op. The ass probe proves to me that Reeke is ready for the longer run and that they are also ready to go for more PDA for the pap pics to prove they are for real because I think that their PR has been noticing more and more of the negative comments to their pics.

Anonymous said...

Fauxmance is the only interesting thing about the Avon lady desparate for tabloid and media attention.

Anonymous said...

From awkward handholding to finger in the butt, if they are trying to show more PDA then they are really going for it!

and i'm not a prude like the poster above might think, but the ass grabbing was just gross...
not the action of doing it but the way he did it.Like: c'mon bitch,i wanna go, move your arse already!
Yuck.

Anonymous said...

9:24 AM, I think Heath and Michelle became more pissed at papz, because they became more unhappy together. You know? I think, even though Heath most likely wasn't ready to settle down he tried it, but it just didn't work out. Maybe he would have tried harder, but I think he wasn't in love enough with Michelle. Look at photos of him with Naomi, most of the time papz didn't seem to bother him, not one time with her he flipped them off.
I just think if he wasn't ready to settle down with a woman he seemed to really love (Naomi) than certainly not with a young woman who moved into his trailer knowing him only a few days. Heath was always honest in interviews about Matilda though, he said that she wasn't planned. I'm convinced he was still happy to have her.

Anonymous said...

10:04 AM, maybe you are right but, at least, H/M tried to save their relationship for the sake of their daughter not because of their carrers and that's more than you can say about Reeke.

Anonymous said...

^^Yes, I'm pretty sure they tried to save the relationship because of the kid. It just didn't work out.

I agree, you can't really compare H&M with J&R, J/R are mostly about self/movie promotion.

Anonymous said...

Heath & Naomi vacation H&NHeath & Michelle vacation pic H&MLOL.

Anonymous said...

Reese - I heard that when she still was with Ryan she used to arrange photo ops as well. She's very ambitous and would do almost everything for career and Jake seems the same. IDK if that's something unusual though.

Anonymous said...

10:43, for a few, a very few, in Hollywood, yes. But for the majority, no. Just how do you think we get all of the pictures of celebrities? Take the recent grocery shopping pictures with Brad and Angie (and they certainly aren't suffering for lack of movie roles). Those photos were arranged.

Anonymous said...

^^Brangelina are certainly famewhores as well, I agree.

same bearding lie, same publicity trick said...

All the bearding "couples" do the same trick when they have a movie to promote: Front row PDA at the Lakers.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica BielZac and Vanessa

Anonymous said...

Since when is Naomi Watts the "big love" of Heath's life? He dumped her and left his new gf pregnant 5 minutes later. I bet Naomi thought Heath was preak and only forgave him after he died.
Same with Jake, a lot of people here think he had true love with Kirsten just because they don't like Jake's new beard. If he was so into her why he left her to battle her adictions alone? Maybe he is not so "supportive" as PR wants to show him.

They all want to be portrait as the "perfect bf or gf", "perfect friend","perfect parent","perfect co worker","perfect couple". Is like we (the audience) can't like an actor if we are not sure they are a "model" for the society.

and i'm sorry but i just love to write ""

i can't stop it :(

Anonymous said...

All the bearding "couples" do the same trick when they have a movie to promote: Front row PDA at the Lakers.



^^

Then Jake/Austin at the Lakers was fake too? :´(

Anonymous said...

"Since when is Naomi Watts the "big love" of Heath's life? He dumped her and left his new gf pregnant 5 minutes later. I bet Naomi thought Heath was preak and only forgave him after he died."

I would have thought the same, but there was an interview with Naomi before Heath died and she said she and Heath are great friends. He also went to her Eastern Promises premiere fall/winter 2007. If there was bad blood, he probably apologized and she accepted. No idea.

As for J/R - if they were more low key and stopped arranging photo ops and if it is for real, I'd prefer her to Kirsten. No question.

Anonymous said...

11:04 AM, I don't think all "basketball" pics are to promote something. Many or most, yes. But not all.

Anonymous said...

Jake goes front row at the Lakers for the same reason most celebrities go front row - to be seen. At one point, Austin was the game he was primarily playing and now it's Reese.

Anonymous said...

^ who knows? you can never be too sure with Jake.

Anonymous said...

11:04 AM, I don't think all "basketball" pics are to promote something. Many or most, yes. But not all."

^ who knows? you can never be too sure with Jake.

Anonymous said...

"Then Jake/Austin at the Lakers was fake too? :´("

Yes, this was arranged to quiet the JiG wave - "Jake does a guy thing" - but - heh heh - backfired.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Heath ever met the "love of his life." I just think was more in love with the idea of love over the reality. I know alot of people like Michelle, but I always thought she was the typical stupid female who somehow thought she would be the one to break Heath's pattern. If Naomi Watts and Heather Graham (plus countless others) couldn't hold Heath, why the hell did she think she could? And what intelligent women gets pregnant by a man she barely knows? They hadn't even been together two years before deciding to have a baby.

If Heath had lived, I think he would have been in his forties or fifties before he found a true mate, if ever.

Anonymous said...

"They hadn't even been together two years before deciding to have a baby."

LOL. Michelle knew him only about 6months before she got pregnant.
I agree with the rest of your post.

Anonymous said...

I'm 11:21. It was 6 months??? For some reason I thought they had been together longer than that before she got pregnant.

Damn, she was even dumber than I thought.

Anonymous said...

"I don't think Heath ever met the "love of his life." I just think was more in love with the idea of love over the reality."

The guy never really loved someone, except his daugther!!

Anonymous said...

"Damn, she was even dumber than I thought."

She wasn't dumb, she did it on purpose. She used the pregnancy to trap Heath.

Anonymous said...

^^LOL.

11:29 # 3 said...

LOL @ 11:26's comment.

Anonymous said...

Jake was also nominated for BBM around the time of the BB pics (2/2006) and Austin had a BB movie that was stil out (Glory Road).

Anonymous said...

"The guy never really loved someone, except his daugther!!"

A lot of women loved him though.

Anonymous said...

"She wasn't dumb, she did it on purpose. She used the pregnancy to trap Heath."

That's what I think too.

Anonymous said...

"A lot of women loved him though."

Oh yes. ;)

Anonymous said...

"That's what I think too."

Yeah. Bitch (her, not you).

Anonymous said...

Jake/Austin baskeball pics - I still have my doubts they were there to promote something. You can never be sure though.

Anonymous said...

"Yeah. Bitch (her, not you)."

I hope so. ;)

Anonymous said...

"Jake/Austin baskeball pics - I still have my doubts they were there to promote something. You can never be sure though."

Of course they were !! At this time BBM phenomenon was everywhere and "Gay rumours" on Jake didn't bother PR , quite the contrary , it was a good opportunities to get more fans , specially gays fans!

Anonymous said...

If she used the pregnancy to trap Heath, that just reaffirms her stupidity. An intelligent woman knows you cannot hold a man that way, especially someone as free-spirited as Heath.

I have always wondered if Naomi ever truly stopped being in love with him. It just struck me that her grief seemed pretty intense for someone who had become just a friend.

Anonymous said...

Why everybody think it's heath who dumped his girlfriends???

Anonymous said...

"Why everybody think it's heath who dumped his girlfriends???"

Well, I'm not sure he dumped Naomi or she him, I think they decided to go their seperate ways, supposedly he was unwilling to stop his partying ways and settle down and her biological clock was ticking.

Anonymous said...

"I don't think all "basketball" pics are to promote something. Many or most, yes. But not all."

I agree.
Famewhores - the point is to look at the bigger picture and take everything into account. I know - easier said than done.

Anonymous said...

"If she used the pregnancy to trap Heath, that just reaffirms her stupidity. An intelligent woman knows you cannot hold a man that way, especially someone as free-spirited as Heath."

It wasn't very smart of Michelle, but the woman seemed crazy about him, she probably didn't think rationally.

"I have always wondered if Naomi ever truly stopped being in love with him. It just struck me that her grief seemed pretty intense for someone who had become just a friend."

If you read all of her tributes, she really seemed to like him a lot. She's also a good friend of his parents. I think they were very in love with each other while together. But he was just to young for her.

Anonymous said...

"The guy never really loved someone, except his daugther!!"

A lot of women loved him though.

^^

get over yourselves, all his girlfriend found a new partner very shortly he dumped them.
I'm sure Heath was a great BF while in the love stage but neither of the women got ruined for other men after they met him.
Actually, he always seemed more mortified when a relatonship failed.

As for Jake, i think it was Kiki who got bored of him but i think now she knows she won't find something too much better in the future. And I do like her more than Chin ;)

Anonymous said...

Kirsten Dunst: 'I'll Never Date Another Actor'

I sure hope that Kiki will find someone better than Jake - someone who will really love her.

Anonymous said...

"get over yourselves, all his girlfriend found a new partner very shortly he dumped them.
I'm sure Heath was a great BF while in the love stage but neither of the women got ruined for other men after they met him."

And how does this mean they didn't love him?

"Actually, he always seemed more mortified when a relatonship failed."

What are you talking about?

Heath moved on fast and had a wandering eye but that doesn’t mean he didn't care about his girlfriends.

Anonymous said...

"I sure hope that Kiki will find someone better than Jake - someone who will really love her."

well I wonder , the girl seems unstable.

Anonymous said...

I think Heath fell in love fast and moved on fast. I don't think he ever really loved any of his gf's though. I think he was a great friend and a talented actor, but as a boyfriend he was too fickle. He was probably the best bf ever when still in love or interested or whatever in the woman, but he lost interest pretty quickly. As much as I liked him as an actor, I think he wasn't good bf material.

Anonymous said...

Kiki - was a druggie and an alcoholic. It was great for Jake being her boyfriend while she still was a big star and her substance abuse didn't spiral out of control. When that happened, I read, family urged him to dump her, which he did. Maybe another factor why he dumped her is that he had something going with Austin at the time, if you believe Ted C.

Anonymous said...

o gawd its earthday I cant afford a Heath headache bye bye

Im gonna go plant sugar peas

e-mail me when Jake Nasty does something interesting again

thanks in advance

Anonymous said...

I think Heath loved his girlfriend; I just don't think he was ever truly in love with any of them. I think he was like quicksilver, and the women in his life could never keep up. I think two years was about the max with any of his relationship, and I could never understand why Michelle didn't take her time given the obvious pattern Heath had established.

Anonymous said...

"e-mail me when Jake Nasty does something interesting again"

What do you mean? In the last few days we had tons and tons to discuss about him after the music festival pics.

Anonymous said...

12:13 stop it, you are giving 12:09 a headache

Anonymous said...

Ignore the Heath haters. Hopefully, they'll stay away.

Anonymous said...

"and I could never understand why Michelle didn't take her time given the obvious pattern Heath had established."

I think she was too in love with him and wanted to hold onto him with whatever it takes.

Anonymous said...

12:09 PM left, she has sugar peas to plant.

Anonymous said...

"Maybe another factor why he dumped her is that he had something going with Austin at the time, if you believe Ted C."

Based on gossip (not Ted), Jake had something going with men during Kiki years - Kiki didn't turn him straight.

Anonymous said...

He [Heath] also went to her [Naomi's] Eastern Promises premiere fall/winter 2007.He did? I love that - he supported her. I loved Eastern Promises, Viggo was great in it and so was Naomi. I loved her role. I don't doubt that Heath was the love of her life, and maybe her for him. Sex means nothing; it's important but not the primary thing. Especially for guys sometimes. They obviously had a lot more going than that. She obviously cared for him very much, his loss affected her so much.

I wondered why we didn't hear much about Jake helping Kiki through her addictions - that would have been nice. Maybe it just wasn't publicized much. I heard something about him sending flowers.

I love that Annie P. is involved in the BBMt opera, and wrote the libretto. :)

Anonymous said...

If there's not much to talk about Jake at the moment, why not talk about other stuff? I'm sure there will be much to talk about later when movie promo etc. starts.

Anonymous said...

I could never understand why Michelle didn't take her time given the obvious pattern Heath had established.

^^

Bullshit.IMO, Heath plaid the romantic,unconditional bf to his ladies and that is why women thought he was a great catch. I guess Michelle thought he won the lotery when Heath started to burble about love and maybe also thought it was safe to build a life with him.
I just think she wouldn't have go for so much trouble is she wasn't sure she really could keep him, a little of that was Heath's fault for make her believe he was the marrying kind.

Team Michelle! ;)

Anonymous said...

12:22 PM is right. I think we already discussed too much about fingerfucking

Anonymous said...

I like Michelle a lot too - gotta get used to seeing her with Spike, but it is her life. :)

Anonymous said...

12:24, but maybe at the beginning of relationships Heath thought this time it could work? Maybe he had the best intentions every time, but it never worked.

As for Michelle... I stll think it's too soon getting pregnant after knowing someone just a few months.

Anonymous said...

Heath probably made her swoon. :)

Anonymous said...

"12:22 PM is right. I think we already discussed too much about fingerfucking"

Yeah, that was a heated discussion the last couple of days. :D

Anonymous said...

"IMO, Heath plaid the romantic,unconditional bf to his ladies and that is why women thought he was a great catch."

lol, yeah that’s all that made Heath a great catch, he wasn’t very attractive, charming, rich, talented, intelligent, popular etc, etc.

If a homeless, ugly guy had played the romantic, unconditional bf would his ladies have considered him a great catch too?

Anonymous said...

"If a homeless, ugly guy had played the romantic, unconditional bf would his ladies have considered him a great catch too?"

LOL, I doubt it. ;)

Anonymous said...

lol, yeah that’s all that made Heath a great catch, he wasn’t very attractive, charming, rich, talented, intelligent, popular etc, etc.


^^

I meant they thought he was a good catch to marriage

Anonymous said...

"I meant they thought he was a good catch to marriage"

That's what he definitely wasn't. Maybe he would have been much, much later.

Anonymous said...

Many people forget that Heath was only 25 when he hooked up with Michelle and much younger when he hooked up with his other gfs. How many young HW actors get married so soon?

Anonymous said...

That's what he definitely wasn't. Maybe he would have been much, much later.



Maybe, but i still think he liked to make them believe he was a good candidate for marriage.Let's not only blame the women's imagination

Anonymous said...

Heath said, more than once, that he didn't believe in marriage. Michell knew that. How in the hell do you decide to bring a life into this world with someone you've only known six months? They were both way too young for that.

Woman are the ones who have these babies, we have stop and think before we do this. I don't care what any man says to you or promises you. Love shouldn't turn you stupid.

Anonymous said...

You've got to be careful, I agree. You can't change people, most of the time.

Anonymous said...

Michelle sometimes looked stupidly in love with Heath and so desperate for his attention, she was bordering on pathetic.

Anonymous said...

"Heath said, more than once, that he didn't believe in marriage."

That's true, he said time and again he didn't need a piece of paper to validate his love. Michelle must have known that.

Anonymous said...

Heath made me swoon. I would have fucked him until my legs gave out, my back cracked and my heart stopped, but I would never have had a child with him, not while he was still young and exploring.

Anonymous said...

12:47 Michelle has the same age and managed to settled down to take care of her kid.

and don't give me the boys/girls differences in the subject, please

Anonymous said...

"Michelle sometimes looked stupidly in love with Heath and so desperate for his attention, she was bordering on pathetic."

Yes, and that's why I sometimes felt sorry for her.

Anonymous said...

"Michelle sometimes looked stupidly in love with Heath and so desperate for his attention, she was bordering on pathetic."

Yes, and that's why I sometimes felt sorry for her.



What the fuck makes you believe that? after all, it was her who dumped him and he who got depressed and "accidentaly" killed himself...

Anonymous said...

"Heath made me swoon. I would have fucked him until my legs gave out, my back cracked and my heart stopped, but I would never have had a child with him, not while he was still young and exploring."

ITA.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad she did have a child with him. I'm starting to see more of Michelle in Matilda now too. :)

William Wordsworth said...

What though the radiance which was once so bright
Be now for ever taken from my sight,
Though nothing can bring back the hour
Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower;
We will grieve not, rather find
Strength in what remains behind...

Anonymous said...

"What the fuck makes you believe that? after all, it was her who dumped him and he who got depressed and "accidentaly" killed himself..."

In the Elle 2008 issue she said she never expected Heath would break her heart, but he did. This tells me that he did the dumping.

Anonymous said...

"Heath made me swoon. I would have fucked him until my legs gave out, my back cracked and my heart stopped, but I would never have had a child with him, not while he was still young and exploring."

Same here. Non-stop glorious fucking is one thing, getting pregnant to trap a man who isn’t ready to be a father is another. I'd never do it.

1:00 said...

^^This interview was made days before he passed.

Anonymous said...

^ I'd never do the latter, I'd totally do the former.

Anonymous said...

In the Elle 2008 issue she said she never expected Heath would break her heart, but he did. This tells me that he did the dumping.



maybe he break her heart because didn't give up drugs and that is why she HAD to dump him.


(i'm not trying to fight here,just sharing opinions,ok?)

Anonymous said...

It's not good for a child, you've got to think of what's best long term for a child.

ITA with all of the ITA's! ;)

Anonymous said...

"maybe he break her heart because didn't give up drugs and that is why she HAD to dump him.


(i'm not trying to fight here,just sharing opinions,ok?)"

No prob, it's interesting to hear different opinions.

Yes, I do believe that he did drugs occasionally and I think she wanted him to give that up too. But I think, even if he probably tried at first, he wasn't capable to commit and to give up all of his bad habits. It's only after they broke up and some time before he died that he, according to various reports, stopped drinking alcohol and doing illegal drugs. Probably because he was scared to lose his daughter.

Anonymous said...

I wondered if she had tried the tough love approach too. :( Sweet darlin'.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure Michelle knew Heath did drugs every now and then and drank alcohol when they hooked up. She couln't have been THAT oblivious. But it didn't stop her having his child, did it?

Anonymous said...

Heath had his bad habits but what was Michelle, perfect? It’s annoying when people think of her as a victim. She is NOT, nor is she Heath’s widow. Heath was already dating someone else, an Aussi model called Gemma Ward.

Anonymous said...

I wondered if she had tried the tough love approach too. :( Sweet darlin'.



well, then it turned out like shit

Anonymous said...

"I wondered if she had tried the tough love approach too. :( Sweet darlin'."

Maybe she heard about all his hook ups and partying and said, "stop it or else, no Matilda".

If she did that it was probably out of jealousy and/or fear for her kid, but OTOH, I doubt he'd ever done something to endanger his own kid when she was with him.

Anonymous said...

Dating is not the same degree as someone you've proclaimed your love for in the media and had a child with. She's not his widow, but the closest thing to it. I don't know who else would have been closer to him, Naomi or Michelle.

Anonymous said...

"Heath had his bad habits but what was Michelle, perfect? It’s annoying when people think of her as a victim. She is NOT, nor is she Heath’s widow. Heath was already dating someone else, an Aussi model called Gemma Ward."

He even introduced her as his new gf to his family.
As for Michelle, she and Spike Jonze became friends ever since they did Synechdoche New York, at the time she was still with Heath. After the break up with Heath, they slowly became more than friends. Both (H & M) already have moved on.

Anonymous said...

From what I have read, Heath was an excellent father and helpful to Michelle.

Anonymous said...

"But it didn't stop her having his child, did it?"

Exactly. Why did she have a baby with him when she knew about his ways? Don't give me that she didn't, everyone knew he liked to party and was a womanizer. Why didn’t she think about her child THEN?

Anonymous said...

You don't - when you are in love, you think, and you want, everything to work out, both of you.

Anonymous said...

"Don't give me that she didn't, everyone knew he liked to party and was a womanizer. Why didn’t she think about her child THEN?"

Exactly.

Anonymous said...

Why didn’t she think about her child THEN?"

Because she was too in love and too selfish to think about the baby and the father. She probably wanted to keep Heath at all costs.

Anonymous said...

From what I have read, Heath was an excellent father and helpful to Michelle.


oh yeah? because i've also been reading how much in love Jake & Ree$$e are...

Face it, Michelle always was the committed parent for that kid

Anonymous said...

^^Michelle seemed desperate and clingy with Heath and I often had the impressen it annoyed him.

I hope Michelle learned from her past experiences with men and I wish her luck with Spike, who seems to be a nice guy.

Anonymous said...

"Face it, Michelle always was the committed parent for that kid"

Based on what? You don't know what you're talking about, Heath loved Matilda more than anything. YOU face it!

Anonymous said...

1:26 PM, I think despite everything both, Heath and Michelle, loved Matilda.

Anonymous said...

ok,ok! I face it! please,don't hit me! ;)

Anonymous said...

Since you faced it, I won't. ;)

Anonymous said...

"Michelle seemed desperate and clingy with Heath and I often had the impressen it annoyed him."

I agree, look at this pic

desperate Michelle

Anonymous said...

1:26, what I am talking about is what has been directly quoted, directly from Heath, when asked in interviews about Michelle and Matilda. No cryptic comments or ambiguity from him about it.

Anonymous said...

one more

Anonymous said...

I think she just looks in love with him. Just listening to him speak would drive me insane. :)

Anonymous said...

I think Heath was brokenhearted over his relationship with Michelle breaking apart because it meant losing constant contact with Matilda.

He loved his daughter; he was over Michelle.

Anonymous said...

I guess team Michelle! is a very lonely team :´(

That's it,i give up. I think she a cow,anyway...

Anonymous said...

What!? Michelle is a good person.

Anonymous said...

1:42 PM#1, ITA.

Anonymous said...

What!? Michelle is a good person.



Finally! I still think she is a cow,tough

I just think Heath was no saint,either

Anonymous said...

What I heard is that Michelle turned into a constant nag with Heath. Some of it may be related to his partying or some drug use. Some of his partying and drug use may have been related to wanting to get away from her. I think Michelle was in love and desparate. Her being with someone like Heath was a fluke, and I think on some level she knew this, thus the baby and the constant needy clingyness.

After they separated, I only heard of Heath complaining about not having enought time with his daughter, not about wanting to get together with Michelle. I think he was unhappy about the relationship breaking apart, but not enough to do whatever it was Michelle wanted to keep it together.

Anonymous said...

"one more "

Her facial expression is too funny. LOL.

Anonymous said...

I like her purse :)

Anonymous said...

"I like her purse :)"

I don't like the color, I'd prefer it in black.

Anonymous said...

I hate to say this, but Michelle looks like a grateful little girl who is just so happy that Daddy is taking her out.

As much as I loved Heath's face, voice, overall self, my favorate part was his thigh. I know this is sick, but they were just so thick, hard and strong. Can you just imagine them pushing, thrusting...

Okay, I need to go lie down ...

Twink from Canada said...

"I just think Heath was no saint,either"

I confirm, he was no saint.

Anonymous said...

2:04 PM

Lie down lie down or "lie down"? lol

Jake said...

"Can you just imagine them pushing, thrusting..."

Yes, I can. All the time...

Anonymous said...

OK, i've spent my break to read this page and found that Gyllen-anal's finger fucking from 2 days ago was completely forgotten. WTF? Are you diverting the discussion?

Secondly, has somebody seen the clip with Naomi presenting at the Oscars in 2006? She came on the stage and Heath was in the front row seated with Michelle, and before Naomi could gather her witts to speak she looked very much like fainting there on the stage.

Her voice was like crying. She was a vision in the cream dress. Anyone remember this? I thought is telling at that time.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, meant to say "lay."

Anonymous said...

I guess once you got a taste of Heath it was hard to get over it.

Anonymous said...

Awwwwww, Jake. Maybe you and Canada twink should get together and compare notes.

Anonymous said...

2:14 PM, IDK if you are maybe reading too much into it. At the Oscar party Isla Fisher (who is a friend of Naomi) and Sacha Cohan (Borat) were photographed with Heath and they seemed friendly with each other. So, IDK.

Anonymous said...

"Jake/Austin baskeball pics - I still have my doubts they were there to promote something. You can never be sure though."

Of course they were !! At this time BBM phenomenon was everywhere and "Gay rumours" on Jake didn't bother PR , quite the contrary , it was a good opportunities to get more fans , specially gays fans!
Just to remind the newbies again Toothy Tile and bf rumors began before BBM.
The Laker pictures were after, that's true, but I think they just got caught. Or didn't think anybody would notice them being such "good friends".

Anonymous said...

^^hey Austin's zip was down that first time at the Lakers.
Guess Jake has his MO!

Anonymous said...

"Awwwwww, Jake. Maybe you and Canada twink should get together and compare notes."

Maye Heath gave him Canada twink's phone number? ;)

Anonymous said...

Jake and the Canada twink aren't a good match, both bottoms. ;)

Jake said...

*Fuck!*

Anonymous said...

The anal probing isn't romantic or erotic but it is intimate.
Intimate doesn't mean cute or loving, but there is a physical intimacy between Jake and the beard. She didn't jump or lean into it when he fingered her. Weird.

Anonymous said...

That's okay, 2:28, Jake and Canada twink could take turns pretending.
Jake would go first ... and last.

Anonymous said...

First Michelle & Leo pics:

Shutter island

Anonymous said...

"Secondly, has somebody seen the clip with Naomi presenting at the Oscars in 2006? She came on the stage and Heath was in the front row seated with Michelle, and before Naomi could gather her witts to speak she looked very much like fainting there on the stage.

Her voice was like crying. She was a vision in the cream dress. Anyone remember this? I thought is telling at that time."

Jake's mom had a crush on Heath? I don't know if that's icky or cool.

Anonymous said...

"Jake's mom had a crush on Heath? I don't know if that's icky or cool."

LOL. I think s/he meant Naomi Watts. ;)

Anonymous said...

As much as I loved Heath's face, voice, overall self, my favorate part was his thigh. I know this is sick, but they were just so thick, hard and strong. Can you just imagine them pushing, thrusting..."

Did you watch that scene in Monster's Ball where he fucks the prostitute from behind? Oh my, how I envy her.

Anonymous said...

First Michelle & Leo pics.yay!

Anonymous said...

Oh. my. Lord. Yesssss.

Anonymous said...

"OK, i've spent my break to read this page and found that Gyllen-anal's finger fucking from 2 days ago was completely forgotten. WTF? Are you diverting the discussion?"

Maybe Gyllenanal Jake was putting the plug back in.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I'm 3:02, #2. Responding to Heath's thighs. Will be back once recover properly.

Anonymous said...

"First Michelle & Leo pics.yay!"

They make a nice looking movie couple. Hopefully the movie will be good as I expect it from a Martin Scorsese film.

Anonymous said...

Why aren't there any "Brothers" stills?

Anonymous said...

Jake's mom had a crush on Heath?Why would that ugly frog be on stage? No, it's Watts we are talking about.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

Wenn

22/04/2009 - Jake Gyllenhaal leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills

Anonymous said...

There is a pic of Naomi licking her chops over Chris F.

Anonymous said...

Nobody wants to look at Jake leaving the medical bldg anymore.

More dirty PDAs please!

Anonymous said...

3:35 I don't see any Jake at Wenn.
???

Anonymous said...

Why is he seeing a dr. every day? Anybody knows why he goes there?

Anonymous said...

"3:35 I don't see any Jake at Wenn."

3:35 PM Wenn pictures link is OK.

Anonymous said...

He's probably in therapy.

Anonymous said...

"More dirty PDAs please!"

Yes, but not with Reese please!!!!

Anonymous said...

"He's probably in therapy."

I was too a few years ago and went regularly. It helped, I hope it helps Jake too with whatever problem(s) he has. IF he is in therapy that is.

Anonymous said...

Wenn link is okay but where the pics of Jake? I went back 3 pages and nothing.

Anonymous said...

Stephen G strikes again...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/stephen-gyllenhaal/free-bernie-madoff-now_b_190053.html

Anonymous said...

"He's probably in therapy."

Yeah or something more serious, who know ???
I hope everything is ok though.

Anonymous said...

3:44 PM

Wenn link = 2 pictures of Jake at the parking lot

Father of Famous Children Starts Free Bernie Movement said...

"Why is he seeing a dr. every day? Anybody knows why he goes there?"

Father of Famous Children Starts Free Bernie Movement

Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal's dad wants Bernie Madoff released from jail.

We can't tell if this is some attempt at a wink-wink "Modest Proposal"-type deal, or just the rantings of a communist, but the Huffington Post apparently thinks that Stephen Gyllenhaal's poorly constructed thoughts, like Jim Carrey's views on vaccines, are worthy of our attention because he fathered two very pretty people (he's like a reverse Meghan McCain). Gyllenhaal wants Madoff freed. Why?

"It's just not fair. He's a scapegoat, a distraction on the world's financial stage where the real sleight-of-hand-Ponzi-magic goes on unabated. Two trillion dollars — give me a break — you think this is the end of it? It's only the tip of the real looming Ponzi-scheme-iceberg which Bernie only mirrored on a tiny scale and that we're gonna sooner or later titanically hit."

Gyllenhaal describes himself as a poet. He is not! Here's some more metaphor mash-up craziness:

"But nobody in Washington is prepared to point out the Emperor's nakedness because they're all pretty much in each other's pockets (not a pretty thought when you consider they're all naked as well) and appropriately terrified that once the imaginary silk and satin confidence game is shown up for what it is there'll be hell to pay and I suspect hell, being what it is, ain't gonna be taken in by no Ponzi scheme."

What? How can people be in one anothers' pockets? Would one person be in one pocket, which would then be inside another person's pocket? While they are naked! While we're at it—how do you titanically hit something?

Gyllenhaal's bio says he is "unqualified to write for this blog except that, as a citizen of the US —hell, as a citizen of the planet— he has as much right to speak his mind as the next person." Having a right is not the same thing as a qualification, Stephen!

Gawker

Anonymous said...

So his father is crazy ! poor Jake!

Anonymous said...

O fuck! Papa G is such a jerk, with his aging hipster syntax and famous "irony". What a loser!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, no wonder the kid's been in therapy, like, I mean, forever.

Anonymous said...

"Wenn link = 2 pictures of Jake at the parking lot"

Nope, don't see it. I went back to Monday and also did a search and most recent Jake pics were Reeke eating lunch at Coachella. Did you refresh your page? Because maybe Wenn took the pics down. - or they know I'm stalking him and they won't let me see pics. :D

Anonymous said...

Stephen isn't crazy, he's complicated.

Anonymous said...

Probably a shrink, looks like he needed extra visits after Coachella.

And Reese may not have flinched at the anal probe, but she immediately moved away from Jake. That's something women do in situations when they think they've been touched inappropriately but don't want to say anything, e.g., when someone presses up behind you in a crowd and you're not sure what in the fuck is going on.

Anonymous said...

Have you people never heard of getting pregnant by accident? You miss a few pills, or maybe you're on a different, less effective method of birth control because you don't do well on the pill. But no, blame the woman even if it is an accident just because men can't get knocked up.

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