Tuesday, 14 April 2009

10 Reasons a Bike is Better than a Boyfriend

Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols
April 13, 2009


The top ten reasons a bike is better than a boyfriend:

10. He always follows your directions.

9. He doesn’t care if you ride more than one bike.

8. You can always add performance-enhanced upgrades.

7. He doesn’t complain about being tired if you want him to go faster.

6. It’s a good thing if he’s full of gas.

5. He naturally vibrates without extra accessories.

4. He only whines if something is actually wrong.

3. He can take you from zero to "Oh, my God! Oh my God!" in 3.4 seconds.

2. He doesn’t worry if his engine isn’t the biggest you’ve ever ridden.

1. You’re guaranteed to get off at least once at the end of every ride!

More photos: IHJ

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Anonymous said...

And yet you found your way here, to Waiting for Toothy 2. How is that, 8:27? Why did you Google Jake's name, the tried and true way of finding this place, if he's so extremely boring?

Protesting too much, methinkst.

Anonymous said...

Now tell what was so interesting about Jake before 2005?

Anonymous said...

8:31 PM, I'm here through a link on another board. I became interested in him after I saw BBM and intrigued by Toothy Tile. Recently I came to the conclusion that most of what TT says is probably way exaggerated. I still believe Jake is bi, but many are in Hollywood.

Anonymous said...

..most of wahat TC says...

Anonymous said...

I think you are mixing bisexuality and promiscuity. Hollywood is full of gays and closeted gays, trust gays who live there.

Anonymous said...

8:32 PM, you need to read and watch Jake's early interviews.

Jake has that "je ne se qua" quality - I've noticed it in Bubble Boy and The Good Girl.

Demoted said...

Now Jake has Reeke quality.

Anonymous said...

What, where've you been for the last 4 years? Just NOW you're interested in BBM and Jake? Only heard the TT rumors recently?

Yeah, right.

Anonymous said...

Uh oh.

On Just Jared, the post directly above the Reeke one, there's pics of a real couple in love, snapped at the same event. When compared to the faux stuff right below, the difference is striking.

Can't believe that PR/Reese either planned or can be pleased by that placement.

Anonymous said...

"What, where've you been for the last 4 years? Just NOW you're interested in BBM and Jake? Only heard the TT rumors recently?

Yeah, right."

What? I never said that. I heard about TT rumors, but I didn't follow it from the very start. I caught up though.

Anonymous said...

PR could give two shits about Jared's cheesey site, only silly, over heated fangirls like you go trolling all over the net obsessing over every boring photo of them.

Drugs are all over the place at these event, i sure hope Donnie Darko and Legally blonde aren't tempted!

Anonymous said...

8:56 PM, no worries, Palm Springs was a business trip.

Anonymous said...

Just Jared is owned by Buzznet which is owned by Universal.

"Jared" does not own the editorial commentary on that site anymore than Mary Hart writes her own copy for Entertainment Tonight.

Don't pretend to know what your talking about Babbler at 8:56 you're embarrassing yourself.

Anonymous said...

Truth is, no one's really interested in Reeke, just TBers who are a very loud small group and post all over the place. I think Jake should be thankful that at least someone gives a damn.

Anonymous said...

Is this girl checking out Jake's butt. ;)

butt

babblers said...

Jake likes only us, his true fans!

Anonymous said...

Only TBers interested in Reeke?


BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TBers posting all over the internet?

F*ING HILARIOUS!!!

Oh, just stop, Babblerbobblehead! You're killing me here!

Anonymous said...

9:21, the girl is Jake's (maybe Chinormica's too) PR publicist or manager, she's someone who's been seen with Jake many times. Having a third person as a buffer was probably the only way to get Jake looking halfway comfortable for this scheduled photo op. Remember the sour-faced double date car pics? And the ones before that taken during the day where he's getting in the Chin's car and he looks like he's going to a guillotine?

Anonymous said...

Question: Has Jake ever been papped at Cochella before? Has Reese? Or is this their first time attending?

If so, that certainly makes this flurry of pics look like nothing more than a cheap way to get their faces out there.

Anonymous said...

9:57 I'm 99% sure Jake hasn't gone or been papped at Cochella. Don't know much about Reese but she doesn't seem like the type who would go. Well unless it was a photo op!

Anonymous said...

The flip-flops are hideous, they looks like gypsies.

Anonymous said...

They're on their way to hoboville, for sure.

Anonymous said...

Reese's knees look un-natural below the cap.

Anonymous said...

As I have said before, Jake will continue to beard with Reese as long as they both feel it benefits them. I don't care what Ted says, Austin is not going anywhere. He doesn't have that kind of backbone, and Jake knows this. So Jake has his beard and his little bit of goose on the side for as long as he wants.

Anonymous said...

“Gyllenhaal did give fellow festival-goers something to gawk at other than his attendance. The actor forgot to zip up his fly, allowing for easy access to his package. That Jake really is a giver.” Socialite Life

Is this the equivalent of Paris or Britney leaving their pantys home?

Jake said...

I had very pretty panties on, thank you!

Anonymous said...

All those Coachella pics and not one where they look at each other. LOL

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

Getty images - Reeke attending the Jenny Lewis performance

Anonymous said...

Aaaaggghhhhh! Simper fidelis. Gimme a break.

Anonymous said...

I don't get your comment 7:56.

"Simper fidelis" = "always faithful"

? ?

Anonymous said...

Getty images, first picture - Jake looks scary.

Anonymous said...

That's Busy Philips standing next to them.

Anonymous said...

Busy (Matilda's godmom) and Michelle

Anonymous said...

"I don't get your comment 7:56."

Jake and Jenny Lewis used to "date".

Anonymous said...

"I don't get your comment 7:56.

"Simper fidelis" = "always faithful"

Always faithful is "semper fidelis" - simper fidelis means faithfully simpering.

Anonymous said...

Jake and Jenny Lewis used to "date".

Yes, they used to date.

Anonymous said...

They used to "date" :)

Anonymous said...

Awww, for once they don't mention the beard:

There may not have been as much hype surrounding Saturday's bill at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, but music fans were treated to a solid lineup that included headliner The Killers and M.I.A., who invited about 50 festivalgoers onstage during her set on the Coachella Stage.

The Grammy nominated rapper electrified the star-studded crowd — which included Paris Hilton, Drew Barrymore, Jake Gyllenhaal — with her hit “Paper Planes.” For first-time Coachella concertgoer Eric Aragon, 28, of San Bernardino, the experience was amazing. “It's been exciting with all the bands,” he said. “It's not just the music but meeting people from different cultures.”

link

Anonymous said...

be ready to see the beard in the yellow bikini again, flynet has "exclusive" pics of Reeke enjoying the pool at coachella.

Flynet

BertieCinema7 said...

Always faithful is "semper fidelis" - simper fidelis means faithfully simpering.LMAO!

Anonymous said...

This photo shoot has to be for a rag mag spread so her PR can try and show how "young and cool" the Chin is. With that flabby stomach and flabby thighs can't believe she wore a bikini in public. She must have an ego the size of North America.

Anonymous said...

"This photo shoot has to be for a rag mag spread..."

Looks like it. There are more Flynet pics - Reeke Pig Out at Coachella.

Anonymous said...

Reeke pig out and then flabby bikini pics? Oh, wow! hahaha

Anonymous said...

I don't know what to make of these pictures, but in a lot of the night ones, Jake has the thousand mile stare going on. And Reese always seems to be looking into the camera.

Anonymous said...

9:40 AM, you got it! lol

Anonymous said...

This isn't the first time Reese misused the situation to get "look, we are cuddling!" pictures.

Anonymous said...

All this bearding and still no work for little jakey-poo!

Anonymous said...

" Jake has the thousand mile stare going on."

Everyone seems pensive.

Anonymous said...

"All this bearding and still no work for little jakey-poo!"

You don't know that. I doubt he'll be out of work soon. If no talents like Hartnett or Bloom can get work, Jake who is more talented, can too.

Anonymous said...

"That's Busy Philips standing next to them.2

Jake turned his back on her. LOL.

Anonymous said...

"Everyone seems pensive."

Look again.

Anonymous said...

I don't want to start a fight. But I think they are together, she's desperate to keep him, he won't stay with her though.

Anonymous said...

Together in the sense that they both signed the contract, as business partners associating for a mutually beneficial result, yes.

Together in the sense of love and commitment, no.

Anonymous said...

10:04 AM

LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

10:15 AM, no one here can claim to know anything for sure.

Anonymous said...

Wait, with all the celebraties milling about the music festival, the paps followed only Reeke around? All day, entering and eating and swimming and every other moment of their time at Cochella?

If that doesn't ring PR paid alarm bells, then those Reeke believers are way beyond stupid and any kind of help.

Anonymous said...

10:17 -

I know one thing for sure, know it by looking at and comparing the pics when Jake is with Reese with those of Jake and Austin. The difference is apparent.

Jake is happier, more relaxed and comfortable around Austin.

Take from that what you will.

Oh, I also know that Reese is a bitchy PR whore who thinks nothing of using her children to advance her Queen of HW agenda.

Anonymous said...

There are other celeb pics from the festival. You only look for Reeke pics, but I guess sites are more interested in Reese Witherspoon than some other celebs as well.

Anonymous said...

Oh, yes, I've seen a few other pics from the festival. Wasn't commenting on the variety of pics taken, but the VOLUME of Reeke pics. Now, with the addition of the pool pics, the ratio is 10:1 Reeke.

You honestly don't see anything bizarre in that? Really?

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG - Coachella celeb pic tally

Cameron Diaz: 9

Dita Von Teese: 12

Reeke: 46

Anonymous said...

"10:15 AM, no one here can claim to know anything for sure."

Please don't insult our intelligence with "no one knows anything for sure, so they could be dating or Jake could be a major pussy hunter" shit.

Anonymous said...

"Now, with the addition of the pool pics, the ratio is 10:1 Reeke."

Reeke are true professionals!

Anonymous said...

I don't think he's a pussy hunter, I think he's quite shy around women. I also think he's bi and seems more comfortable around men.

Anonymous said...

"I think he's quite shy around women"

For God's sake, you can't be serious!

Take 2 hours and check out Jake with girls and women before Reeke pictures (IHJ gallery).

Anonymous said...

You don't know that. I doubt he'll be out of work soon. If no talents like Hartnett or Bloom can get work, Jake who is more talented, can too."

Remains to be seen. And you don't know if he has anything either. At this moment in time jakey-poo has nothing.

Anonymous said...

"Jake is quite shy around women" LOL

Anonymous said...

You know, The Informers premiere would have been the perfect opportunity for Austin to appear with a woman on his arm, you know, go the Reeke route. For fence sitters, that certainly would have helped to quell some of the Jaustin rumors.

He didn't.

He's only been seen with either Jake or alone.

Hmmmmm....

PR said...

We should take care of that.

Anonymous said...

That's why I love Austin!

Anonymous said...

""Jake is quite shy around women" LOL"

She's the type you're comfortable with. She gives me that vibe. Jake doesn't really look like a seducer here (like he maybe wants to) though. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Austin, can you pretty please find yourself a cute guy?

Anonymous said...

Jake is very comfortable around women he likes. There are 1000 pictures to prove it.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes he is shy, sometimes not!!
When he looked at Eva mendes breast, he wasn't lol

Anonymous said...

Jake seduce women?! he's a bottom isn't he?

Anonymous said...

tons of new pics of Reeke at Coachella (including the pool set) on IHJ.

Anonymous said...

10:51 AM, he looked at Eva's breasts, at Jen Aniston's, asked to touch Anne Hathaway's for the scene (lol) and looked at Michelle W's preggo breasts (perv).
He's a boob man. ;)

Anonymous said...

"Austin, can you pretty please find yourself a cute guy?"

He will !

Anonymous said...

Jake is a boob gay man :)

Anonymous said...

"Sometimes he is shy, sometimes not!!"

Geez. Give it up.

Anonymous said...

It's awful, but I am so appalled by this longlasting charade that I now hope that Austin Nichols dumps Jake's ass hard.

If there's a kid, so much the better. At least one of the parents won't be a shivering sycophantic breeder-ass-kissing closet case.

Anonymous said...

"Geez. Give it up."

what bother you????



"It's awful, but I am so appalled by this longlasting charade that I now hope that Austin Nichols dumps Jake's ass hard."

You know what I am sure he will and Jake won't care!

Anonymous said...

This lastest Reekeorama, aka the Cochella Music Festival, is uber pathetic. They have become, if they weren't before, that is, charicatures, bufoons, an embarrassment. Almost, ALMOST, feel sorry for them both, since they believe this kind of publicity is career building.

I should look away, but I can't. Reeke is the car accident on the side of the road, the ones with the metal so twisted and smashed it's unrecognizable as vehicles anymore, you can't help but slow down to oogle, thus satisfying your morbid curiosity.

Anonymous said...

"Geez. Give it up.
what bother you????"

Stupidity bothers me ("Sometimes he is shy, sometimes not").

Anonymous said...

Jake may not care in the beginning, if Austin dumps him for someone who actually appreciates him, but, when all Jake is left with is Reese and her world of fake, regardless of the amount in his bank account, he will regret each picture, each PR stunt, each and every lie.

Here's to Austin finding and embracing a fabulous after-Jake life!

Anonymous said...

Won't be long before dear sonny boy will fall off the high wire!

Anonymous said...

Hope he takes the beard down with him!

Anonymous said...

change the record!

Anonymous said...

Why? I like it!

Anonymous said...

"Jake may not care in the beginning, if Austin dumps him for someone who actually appreciates him, but, when all Jake is left with is Reese and her world of fake, regardless of the amount in his bank account, he will regret each picture, each PR stunt, each and every lie."



What else!

Anonymous said...

"Why? I like it!"

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

Is that supposed to be witty?

'Cause on the Noel Coward/Oscar Wilde scale of wit and a scathing humor, I'd give your comments about a -5.

Anonymous said...

"Is that supposed to be witty?

'Cause on the Noel Coward/Oscar Wilde scale of wit and a scathing humor, I'd give your comments about a -5."

I am touched

Anonymous said...

" Jake has the thousand mile stare going on."

Doesn't matter. The gutless, spineless idiot did it anyway, didn't he?

Anonymous said...

"Jake is very comfortable around women he likes. There are 1000 pictures to prove it."

He is comfortable around "safe" women - lesbian, drug addicts, those who expect nothing from him, sis, etc.

As for gaping at boobs, somebody told him that was what guys are supposed to do. Silly twit.

Anonymous said...

IHJ gallery

April 18 - Reeke - The Coachella Music Festival 2009 - 94 pics

April 18 - Reeke By The Pool In Palm Springs - 12 pics

Anonymous said...

Why does IHJ have pics of Reese that show hardly anything of Jake?

Anonymous said...

Can anyone see the ONTD Reeke entry that is locked? What does it say? And why did it have to be locked?

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

ONTD "Toothy Tile and Witherbeard" post

the pics were taken by the poster at Coachella and almost identical to the ones on gettyimages

Anonymous said...

You can see the locked ONTD post on this site:

Celebdrop - Toothy and beard

Anonymous said...

JG's Diary
Entry #5
4/19/09

Days since last appearance in completed film : 555 days (Rendition, 10/11/07)
Days since last firm movie booking : 334 (PoP, 5/20/08)
Days since last reported Reeke photo-op : 1

Anonymous said...

Pause in looking at Coachella pix (cant take too much at one sitting)
to say she looks like a frog and he looks like Donnie Darko about to torch the school.

Anonymous said...

Oh.My.G*d. I finally plucked up the courage to watch A Knight's Tale the other night. I wasn't sure if I was going to like it, with the anachronistic music, but by the time they got around to the AD/DC, I was really enjoying it.

Heath was just.absolutely.gorgeous. in it, with the blond hair and brown eyes, beautiful lips, and hands. A natural beauty. He has such a grace of movement too, such a great physicality. And the way he could ride a horse! Loved the hip motion. Oh my giddy aunt! ;)

Even then, you could see his acting talent. He had some great moments; like when he came back to his villiage again to see his father after growing up, and kissed his hand, and when he was knighted. The other actors were good too, I recognized Mark Addy and Rufus Sewell (hated him! ;) ). The Geoffrey Chaucer character was fun, and I loved Kate the Farrier. Good movie. :)

Anonymous said...

"he looks like Donnie Darko about to torch the school"

LMAO

Anonymous said...

"Oh.My.G*d. I finally plucked up the courage to watch A Knight's Tale the other night."

Aww, I need to watch it again :)

Anonymous said...

It was great - he's so beautiful. :)

Anonymous said...

"Reese Witherspoon laid out by the pool at Coachella yesterday, taking in the sun and reminding everyone how she nabbed Ryan Phillippe and Jake Gyllenhaal in the first place."

(2 pics of Reese in bikini on lounge chair, then below it says..)

"Sorry Reese -- you are not eligible for TMZ's Rockin' Body Contest."

ROTFLMAO

"reminding everyone how she nabbed Ryan Phillippe and Jake Gyllenhaal in the first place" sounds like TMZ knows it's not physical.

TMZ

Anonymous said...

Celeb Drop "Reese was having a super fun time, dancing around and singing along; Jake was light-dancing, spending a lot of time looking into the crowd and wearing a hoodie (hood up!), you know, to stay unnoticed"

"spending a lot of time looking into the crowd" - looking for what, Austin or a Paris Fountain Boy? Or maybe trying to remember what fans look like?

synchronicity said...

"Oh.My.G*d. I finally plucked up the courage to watch A Knight's Tale the other night."

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Tip#249: Synchronicity Stories – Zoomer Magazine – A Knight’s Tale

Meaningful coincidences are gifts and signs from the universe that lead you to your goals. All you have to do is take action whenever they arrive. One of my dreams has been to see my motivational writing appear in print like newspapers, magazines and a self-help book. And I'm happy to say that synchronistic encounters and events have led me towards one of my goals.
...

A Knight's Tale

I am reminded of the movie A Knight's Tale starring the late Heath Ledger as William Thatcher. In the film he has the dream of becoming a legitimate knight and along the way synchronistically meets the right people who can help make his dream come true.

Thatcher first meets a writer who is gifted in creating powerful speeches to promote him in the tournaments. And then he meets a blacksmith who helps create a special suit of armour that leads Thatcher to his victories in jousting.

So let the synchronicities of this movie or real-life stories like mine or from others inspire you. Start believing in meaningful coincidences.

Movies That Motivate

Anonymous said...

^^ :)

Anonymous said...

Don't call me a babbler but the pictures make me think they are for real. No, I don't think they have a great passion for each other, but the way he holds her makes me feel like it's not fake. There are some pictures that shows him comfortable with her, I haven't seen that before. Of course she has the look of 'did they notice, did they take a picture.' He's a hugger, she isn't.

The whole thing makes me sad. Always thought he was bi. Can't stand her. Makes me feel that neither went for passion but for comfort, which is nice but lacking.

I don't think he is faking here, he's not that good of an actor.

Anonymous said...

"Don't call me a babbler but the pictures make me think they are for real."

LOL, don't be silly, the only real thing about Reeke is their fauxmance contract.

Anonymous said...

"There are some pictures that shows him comfortable with her"

LMAO!
Sometimes Jake looks more comfortable with complete strangers.

Anonymous said...

"LOL, don't be silly, the only real thing about Reeke is their fauxmance contract."

Nobody is silly , people have just different opinions!

Anonymous said...

"but the way he holds her makes me feel like it's not fake."

I felt that way when I first saw the pics. But then I really looked at them and noticed none of those show them face to face looking at each other, or with his face close to hers and in some he's holding onto his own arm. The belly one is weird, all criss crossed with every other hand/arm on top. To me they look like comfortable buddy/codependent issues/movie stills pics.

Anonymous said...

"I don't think he is faking here, he's not that good of an actor."

Sometimes I wonder if you people have the attention span of a flea on crack. The truth of Jake's emotional life is as clear now, with the Reeke pics, as it was three days ago with the Austin pics. In other words, it's all smoke and mirrors.

Everyone is getting played because CAA is trying to distract us from the simple truth : nothing of any real consequence is going on in Jake's life or career right now. Nothing. And until Jake's emotional and professional life improves, all that CAA will be able to give us are staged photos.

Since Oct. 2007, Jake has been hiding in plain sight. That hoodie is a metaphor for his life. We see more than ever and understand less than ever, and it doesn't matter *who* he's photographed with. No wonder he has his therapist on speed dial.

Get used to it.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 2:28 PM, after two years of reeking, "there are some pictures that shows him comfortable with her" sounds ridiculous.

Flea in need of a fix said...

Where'd my pipe go?

Anonymous said...

You know, The Informers premiere would have been the perfect opportunity for Austin to appear with a woman on his arm, you know, go the Reeke route. For fence sitters, that certainly would have helped to quell some of the Jaustin rumors.Yeah, I'm sure Austin could have found a lady friend just to go with --- interesting that he didn't.

Anonymous said...

"To me they look like comfortable buddy/codependent issues/movie stills pics..."

... spoiled by Reese's direct look into the camera.

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, I'm sure Austin could have found a lady friend just to go with --- interesting that he didn't."

That's all we need - another beard! lol

Anonymous said...

Reese Frankenspoon.

link

Dlisted said...

From Michael K:

Even Reese Witherspoon and her main homegirl were there drinking out of coconuts! Well, I think just Reese was. Jakey knew it was kind of cliche for him to be sucking milky liquid out of a long tube.

Dlisted

Anonymous said...

2:51 PM

Well, at least she remembered to cover that hideous forehead. lol

BJ said...

"Jakey knew it was kind of cliche for him to be sucking milky liquid out of a long tube."

No idea what's Michael K implying!

Anonymous said...

"You can see the locked ONTD post on this site:

Celebdrop - Toothy and beard
April 19, 2009 12:37 PM"

Thanks for the link 12:37, much appreciated. No comments on this site, tho. I would love to know what the ONTD comments are, and why the original poster (who was there) went with the TT/beard names in their post, like was Reeke even more fake to them in person? Did Reeke seem like they were posing for a photo op, etc. The in-person observer opinion.

Anonymous said...

Celebdrop - Toothy and beard

Everything from the original ONTD post/poster is reposted on Celebdrop.

Anonymous said...

3:27, yes the OP but not the comments. Comments made by other LJ/ONTD'rs and if there's comment/answers made by the OP in the middle of the post aren't on the Celeb Drop site, unless I'm wrong. If so please provide a link that goes to the comments section, thanks.

Anonymous said...

ONTD OP used the title "Toothy Tile and Witherbeard".

Could it be more clear what he/she thinks about Reeke?

Anonymous said...

"ONTD OP used the title "Toothy Tile and Witherbeard".

Could it be more clear what he/she thinks about Reeke?"

I don't know , she/he say nothing in the comment. The pics are great though!

Anonymous said...

OK, let me help:

Toothy Tile = Jake is gay
Witherbeard = Witherspoon + beard = Reese is Jake's beard

By using "Toothy Tile and Witherbeard", ONTD OP told us that he/she believes Reese and Jake are faking a relationship.
Clear enough?

Anonymous said...

calm down guy! for sure Reese and Jake paused for her /him!

Anonymous said...

"By using "Toothy Tile and Witherbeard", ONTD OP told us that he/she believes Reese and Jake are faking a relationship.
Clear enough?"

Are you afraid she/he used this title to joke???? cause you know a lot of people joke about Jake "toothy" and Reese "his beard" LOL

Anonymous said...

Jake giving the Finger

Anonymous said...

"Are you afraid she/he used this title to joke????"

Are you afraid she/he didn't joke?
Cause you know a lot of people do say what they think.

Anonymous said...

"Are you afraid she/he didn't joke?
Cause you know a lot of people do say what they think."

Yeah I know but she/he doesn't insist in the comment about how "fake" they seem in person!

Anonymous said...

Exactly, 4:06. 4:01, ever heard of sarcasm or irony? The OP could be doing that with the TT/Beard title. You can't assume the OP is a TB'er, although I hope so. I'd like to hear more about what the OP saw (off the record of the main post, in comments) and comments other ONTD'ers have about Reeke. Oh well.

Anonymous said...

"I like to hear more about what the OP saw"

What's bothering you? What could he/she see? Reeke can't act like good friends while in public?

10.000 Reeke pictures aren't enough for you to make up your mind?

Anonymous said...

The ONTD/Celeb Drop Post:

Spotted: Toothy Tile and Reese Witherbeard, jamming to Jenny Lewis.

I wanted to EXCLUSIVE this shit, but there has been a post regarding Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon’s attendance at the Coachella Festival this year. We’ll have to settle for grainy pictures and word of mouth by me about how the two spent their evening tonight.

I don’t know what they did all day, but they jammed out to Jenny Lewis’s set in the VIP section on stage with everyone’s favorite “freak” (I should write for fucking E!), Busy Phillipps! Reese was having a super fun time, dancing around and singing along; Jake was light-dancing, spending a lot of time looking into the crowd and wearing a hoodie (hood up!), you know, to stay unnoticed; Busy spent a lot of time trying to be relevant.





^^ the title is the only thing OP says about TT/Beard so there's no way to know if the OP is a TB'r or is a Babbler using sarcasm.

Anonymous said...

Get real.

Babbler or Reese fan would never ever use "Toothy Tile and Reese Witherbeard".

Anonymous said...

4:21, what's bothering YOU? What's wrong with wanting more info, hearing an in-person report on what their impression was? Sometimes pics don't tell the full story, like if it was really obvious that Reeke was posing or if they waited for the photog to get the right shot, whatever. More info is always welcome in my book, I never try to stifle curiosity like how it seems you are doing when other people ask questions.

Anonymous said...

Hello!

Reese and Jake are PRETENDING to be a couple since Oct 2007, and you're arguing about ONE sighting? LOL

Anonymous said...

"What's wrong with wanting more info, hearing an in-person report on what their impression was?"

Who's stopping you?

Anonymous said...

"More info is always welcome in my book, I never try to stifle curiosity like how it seems you are doing when other people ask questions."

ITA, it would be cool to see what she or he said about it.
that's all!!

Anonymous said...

"I never try to stifle curiosity like how it seems you are doing when other people ask questions."

Bullshit. You act like this is ONTD site and we are refusing to answer your questions.

OT said...

This is to announce the Brokeback Mountain Fanfic Challenge Contest. The theme is Chocolate.

Open to all. New writers encouraged.

Brokeback drabbles

Anonymous said...

"I don’t know what they did all day, but they jammed out to Jenny Lewis’s set in the VIP section on stage with everyone’s favorite “freak” (I should write for fucking E!), Busy Phillipps! Reese was having a super fun time, dancing around and singing along; Jake was light-dancing, spending a lot of time looking into the crowd and wearing a hoodie (hood up!), you know, to stay unnoticed; Busy spent a lot of time trying to be relevant."

Why was Busy trying to be relevant, because she was standing next to Reeke? Ugh.

Anonymous said...

Because she was in the front row? VIP section?

Busy and Jake know each other, that might be the reason she was near him.

Anonymous said...

Jake giving the Finger sweetie, if you don't want to be photographed, maybe avoid the front row of the VIP section in the future. just a suggestion.

Anonymous said...

Reese Frankenspoon.


a face only a closted gay could 'love'.

Anonymous said...

"Because she was in the front row? VIP section? "

Well she's also a VIP. Not as high profile like Reese, but still. It's justified she was there.

Anonymous said...

I liked Busy in DC, I thought she was very pretty. She put on a lot of weight now. She looks better thin.

OT? said...

Is Jennifer Aniston dating Gerard Butler? "They had a fling at the Toronto Film Festival last year but it was all kept very quiet," says a source, "Now Jennifer's single again, she's no longer keeping her admiration for him secret." [DailyMail]

Anonymous said...

Jennifer Aniston is a slut. With how many guys did she sleep since Brad dumped her ass? She should find herslef an older director or producer and have a baby already, she's pushing 45. It's time!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Jennifer Aniston is a nice slut! But is Gerard Butler gay?

Anonymous said...

"But is Gerard Butler gay?"

I was never interested in him, so I never followed him. IDK what's said about him.

Anonymous said...

What's up with Jake and all these fat chicks?

a bit of Gerard Butler gossip said...

He has been in a monogamous relationship with Ariel Vromen [movie director from Israel] for years.
One of those widely known secrets in LA. He is a great guy and even more gorgeous in person!

Once and for all Mr. Butler is gay and has a male lover for many years. I know he has been misleading in the press but he does have a lot to lose. Most of Hollywood know about his living situation and the women he is suppose to be screwing are just friends. Now can we move on ....

Ariel Vromen

Jake said...

"What's up with Jake and all these fat chicks?"

Fat or thin, why should I care?

Anonymous said...

Could someone just write a list of actors who are 100% straight. No gossip, no dabbles, no experiments. Straight!!!

Thank you!

Anonymous said...

So we now have proof that lawgodess (Babbler, DC homophobe) posts here at 5:01...
"Entries should be emailed to me (lawgoddess57@aol.com) by midnight EST on that date. I will then post them without the writer's name at Brokeback Drabbles"

a list of actors who are 100% straight said...

Woody Allen
John Cleese
Ed Harris

Anonymous said...

Isn't there something really, really, weird that one babbler like lawgodess is also someone really intoo Brokeback fanfic.

And they make out that Jaustin fans are strange, at least we're consistent.

Anonymous said...

Days since last appearance in completed film : 555 days (Rendition, 10/11/07)
Days since last firm movie booking : 334 (PoP, 5/20/08)
Days since last reported Reeke photo-op : 1
No one in HW wants Jakey! Not even Reese Witherbeard, oscar winner, highest paid (as if!) actress can get him a project?

Anonymous said...

Reese is happy when she can find a project for herself.

Anonymous said...

"Isn't there something really, really, weird that one babbler like lawgodess is also someone really intoo Brokeback fanfic."

Only if she has a problem with gay Jake.

Anonymous said...

Isn't there something really, really, weird that one babbler like lawgodess is also someone really intoo Brokeback fanfic.She ain't the only one. UV writes slash too. At least, she used to.

Anonymous said...

a list of actors who are 100% straight said...
Woody Allen
John Cleese
Ed Harris

Great! a pedo, a smug bastard and John Cleese. I'll take John Cleese.

How about someone under 40?

Anonymous said...

Busy Phillips was there? So both of Matilda's godparents were in the same place at the same time?

Anonymous said...

Some of you do realize that Austin isn't bearding because he hasn't reached a level of celebrity where this has become an issue ... yet.

When the time comes, he will. He obviously has no problem with bearding.

Anonymous said...

If he was going to, why wouldn't he do it now, to help Jake shake those gay rumors? I think he has no desire to go down that road. And he is reaching that level with OTH. I don't think fans care--there were plenty of comments about Austin on the ONTD bike picture thread, and not one person made a crack about his sexuality, asked who he was dating, or otherwise expressed anything negative about his lack of a girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Oh, the Austin basher is back for another round. *sigh*

More difficult, isn't it, when he has shown the class of working at his career by actually working, on a popular show with an ever growing number of fans, nor bearding or parading his private life for the tabloids unlike Jake.

The only negative against Austin is he's still with the Reese whipped pussy.

Anonymous said...

Austin simply isn't important enough yet, or well known enough, for it to matter whether he has a girlfriend or not. Please stop making "One Tree Hill" out to be more than it is.

Time will tell about his career and whether he choses to beard. For now, he is content to support Jake in his bearding.

Austin said...

And it makes him appreciate me even more!

Anonymous said...

Yes, he does Austin. You cute doormat you.

Anonymous said...

Not important enough in YOUR circle, but to those who watch OTH, he is.

Try looking at things from another's perspective for a change.

Anonymous said...

There are hierarchies in life. In the hierarchy of television, "OTH" is pretty low on the totem pole. And all television is considered lower than film. Wishing will not change that. But if it gets him noticed, good. But right now, Austin's a B-C actor on a C-D show.
And if he continues to do crap like the "Informers," he going to stay a B-C actor. At that level, he will never have to worry about bearding.

Gay Actor Hierarchy said...

TV is much higher and more progressive than movies.

Anonymous said...

Austin is a C list only in the eyes of HW elitists, of which you are obviously one. To his fans, and fans of OTH, he's A list.

And it's the fans that matter, for they are the ones that bring in the revenue, they are the ones that hike up the ratings numbers, they are the ones that talk about, spread around and generally keep the show out there by word of mouth. Austin is big withint the OTH world. Why is that so hard for you to accept?

Austin has something that every aspiring actor wishes for - a job. And he has consistently had one, with few breaks in between, since TDAT. May not be big blockbusters like PoP, or Oscar bait like Renditino, but he is plying his craft, and getting paid for it.

What's Jake been doing here lately?

Jake said...

Hey this bearding is hard work. You try doing 2 years of takes.

Anonymous said...

This is how it goes: theatre over film; film over tv, in terms of prestige amongst actors. As far as most of the public (and Hollywood generally), film over tv. I don't care how "progressive" you think tv is. If you didn't think film was important, you wouldn't being carping about Jake, a film actor, coming out.

I don't care about Austin becoming a big fish in a little pond, more power to him. I just recognize it for what it is. Soap opera actors are gainfully employed too. Should I be impressed?

As for Jake, he just finished three films, in a row. We will see what the future holds, but I am not worried for his career.

And you say,"elitist" like there's something wrong with that.

Jake said...

Busy Phillips was there? So both of Matilda's godparents were in the same place at the same time?"

Who's Matilda?

Jake said...

You try working with a smelly midget.

Anonymous said...

"As for Jake, he just finished three films, in a row. We will see what the future holds, but I am not worried for his career."

3 crap films and when are they being released? And what is his latest project? Let's not even bother talking about Zodiac & Rendition.
Yeah right, one fantastic career he sure as hell has!

Anonymous said...

Only thing we know for sure is that no HW producer is willing to take a risk on Jakey at the moment. Not a nice place to be in, hmmmm?

Jake said...

My next project is Damn Yankees so I've been busy hanging out in locker rooms, doing high kicks and smelling jockstraps!

Anonymous said...

So, with Theatre being the most open, accepting and embracing of homosexuality, TV coming in second for coming out stars, why exactly is being a hit in film such a prize? To compromize yourself for the sake of fame, that's a laudable achievement?

The film industry is hurting, not only is the quality of movies greatly diminished, but the quantity as well. The money's not there, the chance taking isn't either. More and more script ideas are from other mediums, like video games. Or they are rehashed, retooled older movies. Or TV.

No longer is TV considered slumming, not when cable networks like HBO and Showtime are producing hits, when actors of the stature of Glenn Close and Sally Fields and Holly Hunter willingly sign on. Actors on hit TV shows are household names simply because they appear on a weekly basis there. As to soap opera actors, ask any one sitting in the audition line if they would turn down a job on one, the answer would be a resounding no. To work as an actor, even on commericials, in such a competitive and cuthroat business, is a success.

And, yes, an elitist is an unwelcome person for they are too wrapped up in their own importance to recognize, regardless if it fits their closed off definition, anothers.

To OTH fans, Austin is the bomb. Period.

Anonymous said...

Why should fans pay for the cow (Jake) when they get the milk (24/7 tabloid coverage) for free? And if you think that has nothing to do with it, then you know nothing about HW. People want some mystery in theirs stars, and Jake has none of that left.

Plenty of big name actors work on tv, and increasingly you can find better things on cable than you can at the multiplex. Prayers for Bobby was good, and it was gay-positive. I'd take any series on HBO, including JFC, over crap like Pirates--and I'm sure PoP will be the same.

And you can say Austin doesn't matter all you want, but you know what, I think the tables have been turned. Trolls used to complain that Austin was using Jake. Well, Austin made a name for himself with Jake, and I happen to think it is Jake who is now trying to use Austin to regain some of the old luster he used to have. Plus I'm sure Jake's pr can see all the attention Austin is getting, and funny how we get photos of Jake with Austin now that Austin is doing so well. Of course he had to turn around and shoot himself in the foot again with the Chin at Coachella.

Anonymous said...

That should be Austin made a name for himself without Jake.

Anonymous said...

To OTH fans, Austin is the bomb. Period.ITA. And I agree, I think he's the bomb too.

Anonymous said...

It's funny, one or more persons here are always carrying on here about how wonderful George Clooney is and how great he'd be for Jake, would show him all the the ropes, get him to stop bearding (ha--as if Clooney doesn't beard with the rest of them) and would get Jake to push himself in his career. I suspect the same person is the one always bashing Austin, the tone is the same.

Well, good old George Clooney started out on television. He had extended runs on The Facts of Life and Roseanne, and was in episodes of shows like Murder She Wrote and the Golden Girls well before landing on E.R. He probably worked in television, all while doing "bad" movies on the side, for probably a good ten years before making the move to films. Oh, and how did Leatherheads do, bu the way. BOMB!

Anonymous said...

So funny, George Clooney would show Jake how to manage his career. Heath would have shown Jake how to manage his career. WTF? Has Jake no brains to manage on his own? No, forget it, silly question! I just remembered his interviews...

Reese said...

I'm helping Jake mangle his career!

Omg Reeke are sex fiends! said...

"Hollywood hunk Jake Gyllenhaal cuddled up to his missus Reese Witherspoon in their matching grey outfits and stole a cheeky kiss."

Woohoo! Hot and Heavy! A kiss on the cheek, and LOL, the Mirror has already married Reeke off and has them wearing matching gray outfits.

Anonymous said...

And I thought that English people like Jake! lol

Anonymous said...

"a list of actors who are 100% straight
How about someone under 40?"

How about some easier question? :)

Jake said...

"When the time comes, he will. He obviously has no problem with bearding."

O no, one beard is more than enough!

Anonymous said...

"So funny, George Clooney would show Jake how to manage his career. Heath would have shown Jake how to manage his career. WTF? Has Jake no brains to manage on his own?"

Wake up, Donnie!

Reese said...

I'm managing his career right down the drain!

Reese said...

The less movies he makes, the closer I am to getting a gay trophy husband!

Austin said...

Austin and Sophia - OTH set photos

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